/asean/

FUCK PHILIPEANS AND FUCK FILIPEANOS

>>77407914
Who this? Westlife?

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>>77407978
in the end It doesn't even matter ,

Literally who?

>>77407914
meh, they got suck after Meteora their ratings even went down the drain each new album released. should've maintained the edge

pak bagi duit pak
pengen beli switch pak
pak pengen main splatoon 2
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

When my time comes~

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>tfw Burmese in a workplace full of Indonesians and Malaysians

when you try your best but you don't succeed....
when you get what you want, but not what you need....
when you feel so tired, but you can't sleep....
stuck in reverse....

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>>77409043
Dats rite, fear us and obey.

>>77409215
Holy shit, RIP Chris Martin.

>>77407914
in the EEEEEEENDD

In the end
Setiap yang hidup pasti akan mati

>>77409642
bila Izrail datang memanggil
jasad terbujur di pembaringan
seluruh tubuh akan menggigil
sekujur badan kan kedinginan

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Itu la... dekat negara mat salleh mana ada pertandingan melukis poster anti dadah sempena minggu anti dadah. Patutlah ramai terjebak... Ni mesti tak pernah buat karangan kaedah-kaedah membasmi gejala kuning dalam masyarakat.

Bila dah hisap dadah, otak dah tak stabil, last-last bunuh diri. Duit ada, perempuan ada, kemasyuran ada tapi hidup tetap tak bahagia, jiwa tak tenteram.

>>77409899
seriously
i am reading your post in upin ipin sound

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>>77409899
But ketum is harmless.
Legalize drugs and the invisible hand of the market will fix it.

>>77409931
https://scontent-kut2-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/18315621_238021873343311_7374633785544933376_n.mp4

>>77409899
betul tu bang.
>muke tu bile menang peraduan melukis poster anti dadah 2006
Syoknye.

>>77409899
biasalah orang """"Open-Minded"""" kan? kena bertolak ansur dengan gejala2 buruk mereka. bila kita tegur kasi nasihat diorg marah plak pastu tuduh kita dak tipikal2 meleis pebende aq tak paham

>>77410038
ketum is used by rice farmers popular in kedah etc. to relief themselves from their hard work & labor (Allah bless them for providing rice on my dinner plate). but it should not be legal for commercial use especially for lazy ass neets like you

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>>77410169
But grandpa's rice fields only makes up to RM10k including renting out his harvester+500kg rice returned by factory after processing. I want to be on the newspaper with headlines 'usahawan ketum' with an army of ketum trucks for the millions of wagecucks in Klang Valley.
Besides we can cut off Gang double 7 profits from the area too.

>>77410847
10k twice a year?

>>77411479
Higher actually including side income from fruit trees and fish pond.
It would be about RM3k per month on average after subtracting expenditures imcluding paying local men so that he can stay at home watching tv all day.

ngelawak gan?

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>>77411821
Assumings things go well anyway, once some shitbag stole his tractor from a mechanic workshop and once there was a locust plague its those nasty green ones not belalang kunyit that people use for nasi goreng belalang.

>>77412265
What? People eat locusts there?

So apparently PH wants to pull out of hosting the SEA Games because of the problems in Mindanao. If that's the case, wouldn't it be better to just move those to Visayas or Luzon? And weird they'd be doing that now, pretty sure they were so much supportive of it earlier.

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>>77412345
Young men these days.
During my father's era yes but few does that anymore. That particular species is high in protein and often fried but it could never compete against the appeal of fried chickens.
Besides protein source another species called belalang rusa is also used for competition but I don't know how they judge its noise.

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assad (irl Michael Corleone)
>was not known by anyone
>young
>educated

basel (bashar's brother) (irl Sonny Corleone)
>groomed to be a leader by his father
>well known by his countrymen
>interest in fast cars, and his friends described him as charismatic and commanding
>died while driving his Mercedes at a high speed for a flight to Germany

>>77412605
imagine if we had a mob boss for the leader of Syria, the war would probably have ended wa early.

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lmao i hate the guy but this is just next level bantz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRiAtNivmp8

>>77413412
kek, finally our politics have reached top bantz level of quality

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I did it guys... I finished my diploma... I survived college...

Aaannndd I'm a NEET again

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>MILF
Malaysian Institute of Liberal Feminist

>>77413412
>All that salt in lowyat and opposition news
Top lel they spam their memes everywhere but can't even handle some bantz.

>>77413752
Congrats anon, me too just finished my bcelor degree's final project this Thursday.
Will neet fo a month then lurk for some wagecucking deal if any.

Has SJW cancers (feminism and other shits) spread to SEA?

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>>77413752
Congratulations

>>77414189
Occasionally they pop up but we just give a letter with 'you gonna die dude' and a plane ticket to USA/Sweden for asylum fleeing death threats.

Apa kabar cunts

Is this thred ded

>>77414966
Chester ded

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>>77414966
not if i post THE loli collection, which i probably won't because im too tired to go through captchas

>>77414993
U Wot m8

>>77414189
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisha_Ayub

>>77415049
I want to be ded
Like Chester and this tred

>>77415177
Kenapa mas?

How come most of 4chan's users are politically and/or socially conservative?

>>77415208
I don't know how to live.
Can't fit in into this world.
Like everything that I believe doesn't go with everyone else.
Don't know if I can survive on my next stage of life.

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>>77415255
we are usually too dumb to form opinions of our own but sometimes smart enough to not go to the extremes
i cant say the same for polfaggots though, but that;s how i see it

>>77415255
i don't know anon

>>77415350
I thought this was a song lyric at first.

>>77415255
Please stop mentioning polshit, MKL will polshit up the thread again

>>77415465
Yeah I hate how MKL always stirs shit up, he never seem to want people to get along.

>>77415460
If only my life story is a good enough lyric
I'll singing my blues in a little smile.

hello my friends. I may being visiting Sabah later this year for work, are any of you malays borneo niggers?
Whats life like for you?

>>77415581
Is this a song lyric as well? I genuinely can't tell anymore.

>>77415608
Everyone tell me that my story will get better.
But now it's not even rhyming anymore.

>>77415681
Go on.

>>77415597
It doesn't even matter. Waiting for a light that never comes

saya inda tau ba

>>77415696
No chorus no refrain for me
This song is no more likely.

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How's your day anon?

>>77407914
both joseph's parents korean but he doesn't look like korean i think he does look like a child of a korean dad and a flip mom

>>77413752
lucky you, while im stuck with my job, my wife and kids an also my civic loan. 6k a month job isnt worth it

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/19/mh370-search-maps-remote-depths-indian-ocean
>“There are the locations of seamounts which will attract a lot of international deep-sea fishermen to the area,” Pattiaratchi told Reuters.
>High-priced fish such as tuna, toothfish, orange roughy, alfonsino and trevally are known to gather near the seamounts, where plankton swirl in the currents in the inhospitable waters.
Well at least we found tuna fishing spots out of the most expensive plane search in history.
>>77415597
I recall a poster from Sarawak but not sure about Sabah.

>>77414189
Not here, at least we know they're not resurface yet

>>77416038
MH370 got sucked into a wormhole, it will reappear in like 40 years time with all the passengers not ageing and not aware what had just happened.

>>77415255
4channers are contrarian. They hate everything popular.

>>77415350
Kamu tinggal di jkt?

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>>77415887
Same boring nothing exciting.Nothing to look for.

>>77416119
you gotta be kidding right?
they are here
look aroudn you m8
look the news
look how they act behind of "in the name of our ideology, pancasila"
they keep making gov and people in busy with jihadist thing, while keep spreading their liberal shits aka "as long it's not about the majority" and "the majority's guilt 4ever"

>>77416129
But what about those debris washed ashore?
China and the Pentagon also forked out funds for that, are you saying a superpower and world power forked out cash for tuna?

>>77416645
Weren't the debris proven to not be from MH370? I swear I heard that on the radio like last week.

So have you guys found that missing plane?Is there any redpill about that plane disappearance?

>>77416730
malaysian bomoh (witch doctor) send it to dark realm
a plan B in case if chink invade their country

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>>77416793

Is depression even real? I personally think it's just something white people invented to nerf themselves.

>>77409899
>>77410038
>>77410095
>>77410169
See >>77409931

>>77416829
hek eleh

>>77416688
Pretty sure the French labs confirmed the flap is from the missing plane and there is only one missing 777-200ER in the entire world.
>>77416730
>found that missing plane
No technology on earth can find a plane that might have broken into pieces then blown by current 4km-6km deep in the Indian ocean.
Currently they paid an oil drilling firm to survey the seafloor.

>>77416819
I's real man i used to be the guy that didn't took people seriously who killed themselves because of depression.I used to laugh at them than i got karama.Because of my depression there's a 3 year gap in my college studies. While in depression everything can hurt you even a single words.It's just sad state of lief really

>>77416940
It's* life* fucking typos

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>>77416730
THE UKRAINIANS (aka putin's bois) DID IT

>>77416643
>look the news
i'm too dumb for news
>in the name of our ideology, pancasila
Isn't feminsm/SJW based on equality like in the west?

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>>77416819
personally ive never felt depressed, or maybe i am i just dont realize it. regarding this i have 3 something like theory
1. i am too dumb to know im depressed
2. i am a sociopath
3. i have never known happiness, and that means i cant use anything to compare
#2 doesnt sound likely because i can laugh at stupid jokes and i can plaster a smile on my face all day. i can also keep a conversation going as much as i feel the need to
i thought of depression for some time, and in the end ive come to the conclusion that depression as a word is a big exaggeration, and the state of being depressed just means you are not happy. maybe people became too used to being in company with other people that laugh at the most asinine things and the validation that comes with it

>>77417234
not really m8
SJW liberal is all about "i hate my country's majority way and want to change it!"
In the end, it doesn't matter what gov's doing as long their desire to hurt the majority or sane nationalist
just like how they are currently supporting a law where gov can accuse anytone or any organization as "anti-pancasila" dan disbanded it, just like a law in orde baru and orde lama (which kind of eras they were hating about it)

>>77416559
Tidak. Saya tinggal di Indonesia.
>>77416622
Who is this fluid druid?
>>77416819
It should be pretty real. It just we asean usually more permissive to talk about it or just too laid back on facing our problems.
>>77416940
Are you literally me, nepal me? I just finished my study just now. Please be my guide on conquering the peak of this life mountain.

>>77415887
Been busy. Uni stuff, family stuff, personal stuff. Haven't stopped moving since 9am this morning.

>>77417357
Di mana di Indonesia?

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>>77417357

>>77417379
Di pulau Jawa.
Apa yang ingin kamu lakukan kepada saya?
Tolong jangan coba-coba berbuat jahat kepadaku.
Terimakasih.

>>77417379
hide his >>77417436 tempes as much as you can

tempe mu di sisi
aku gak bisa hidup

>>77417729
Iya, aku tahu.

>>77417729
jelik banget

>>77417762
nama u aina kan?
aina ajak u keluar boleh?

>>77417877
pergi ke neraka

>>77417877
Ih, abang udah berani ya sekarang.

Ada bebek ditabok polwan
Udah jam sembilan bang udah kemalaman

>>77412514
What's the deadline again?

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Oh god, erping is back again.

>>77417930
>>77417934
Hai nama saya Awang
Awang to be with you

>>77417981
either erp or pinoy pol, your choice kawan
besides, those two are the ones that define this general

>>77418016
Emang mau kemana bang?

Ada bebek ditabok polwan
Kemana aja Aina ikut kalo sama Bang Awang

>>77416819
>>77416940
The hardest part about depression is about how your friends and even your family have difficulties in understanding your condition, you know it's true when the best advice they can give to you is by saying "Stop being depressed!" or something like that. Then you resort to petty escapism and it all goes downhill from there.

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>>77418129
>kawan
Don't get so familiar with me

>>77409255
No, you guys are fat and kinda lazy and talk too much, the Vietnamese and are the only ones I tolerate

>>77418139
Well my family pretty much laughed at me when i said i was depressed on the others hand my friends took it seriously.I think i need to fight it myself.I'l give +12 re-exam this year,take Japanese language course and get out of this shithole

>>77418171
hey i am not your kawan, teman

>>77418456
I'm just another maling to you

>>77418413
Yeah, good luck pal. I wish you can be successful somewhere else, hopefully in a place with lower altitude.

I have fapped 5 times in the past 4 hours, help

>>77417981
erping is fun to read as long they dont post anime. for some reason its acceptable in malay sbb lawak doh

>>77418413
try bhutan
be happy :)

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>>77418635
>lawak

>>77418650
>bhutan
I'll kill myself rather than going to bhutan.It's a meme country

>>77418667
ahahah lawok lah awok nie, kenalan bleh?

>>77418630
Thats what happens when you live alone men, the first 2 months i averaged around 9-10 no joke. It didnt help that we wer on summer vacation that time

>>77418630
fap more
fap till a ((succ))ubus comes by and finishes you off

>>77418739
Why do Kelantan people like to attention whore on the internet?

>>77418821
>kelate
where the heck is tht coming from? im not even kelantan let alone a Malaysian lmaoo

>>77418853
underage b&

heyy awak nama saya Asyraf
membe panggil saya Acap
sbb hobby saya suka melanc*p

Quality posts folks

>>77418946
To be frank there's no relevant topic to talk about, hence the shitposts.

Where are all Filipinos today?

>>77419003
already slept (11 pm)

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>>77418946
>>77419001
Hmm, what should we talk now.
How about free Shadow Warior from humble bundle?

>>77419001
Blame the OP

>>77419003
You are now seeing at the /nusantara/ cycle of /asean/.

>>77419141
My toaster's too weak for that shit, and I'm not FPS type of person unless it's fallout

>>77419141
Until how long is this? I just made myself comfy in my bed i dont want to go back to my pc again

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>>77419141
>>77419143
Thanks for the (You)'s but I'm going to sleep instead.

>>77419226
you should stay here and tell me a bedtime story :3

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>>77419248

>>77419187
A day and 2 hours, now go back to sleep.
Night night everyone.
Please dream of me.

>>77419248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbiF7_zgWD4

>>77419265
>>77419226
old pics but what's the source? used to be scared of it but now looks kinda sad :(

>>77419361
Iirc the mouth is a deer's butthole murican made

>>77417379
km ngapain di ausi?

>>77419361
Different anon here, it was some poor deer stuffing that went wrong once. Then it became a series of swamp boogers.

>>77419440
ngentot cewek aborigin pastinya

>>77418630
i got 7 in that same amount of time and still live !

Bakpo dok puah hati sangat nge sek Kelate ni? Nok gocoh gak royak selalu. Ko batu pelir sipe dale kocek?

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> tfw only slept 4 hours

>>77419504
Fuck you

>>77419645
If you can function well then that's good. but hey, you're a NEET right? just go back to sleep lah.

Question to NEETs all over, do you help at home or do you just sit in your room jerking off and playing vidya?

Is there socmed that'd feature someone couldn't stalk my account?

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>>77419712
Yes, there is. It's real life

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>>77419693
I jerked off and no vidya senpai
>>77419645
go drink a coffee

>>77419712
Name is 4chan

>>77419825
Why cant u ""people"" just live normally and get a gf or something I've met lots of unattractive dudes having gfs

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Holy shit, the now (((government))) are gone too far.
They censor tv channel.
They censor internet with using transparent DNS.
They increase tax.
They add new tax.
I have enough. Please stop.

>>77419948
they also are trying to opress us by creating laws, and they are corrupt, and i hate them, fuck em anyways

>>77419948
Fuckin hell!!
The prez is banning my HTI
Now where should I hang around with my pals and shitpost?

>>77419693
Go to gym lah. Still dyel but it improves my overall mood.

>>77419693
>>77419825
But I need to pick up something from school and i never drank coffee before

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>>77419936
because i don't have like 10 socmed accounts that i'd be attention whoring in it
>>77419948
well, Our prez said that we're on accelerate development, which implies somemore'd be offed by it
>>77420076
how about orange juice? :3

>>77420016
I miss the day when I shitposted about (((government))) and I didn't get caught. Now if we shitposted about current (((government))), we will be sent to jail.
It's orde lama and orde baru all over again.

>>77419948
Those taxes are for your own good, you want a new lamp post in front of your house right?

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Are Filipinos dead?

>>77420160
let's shitpost while they're gone

>>77419440
kerja

>>77420126
god, it's just a matter of time before they send petrus to knock on my door and shot me, all because i made a ebin meme about jokowi
and im still haven't finished my highschool so i will die a virgin!
even kaskus is no longer safe for me!!!

>>77420226
katanya udah sedikit ya bulenya?

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>>77420237
>haven't finished my highschool
mods

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>>77420122
Increasing censorship isn't good development. Well it's still called development though and it's really fast too.
And I bet the tax will be increased again soon. Fucking statists scum.

>>77420143
Public lamp is never good and it's still shit even though (((they))) increase tax. And I already put my own lamp there.

>>77420238
ya aku bule
I was born here

aku belajar bahasa indonesia di sekolah

>>77420281
lmao fuck off you can't touch me

>>77420295
>>77420226
Blake stop shitposting. You need to work to give your wife and wife's son food.

>>77420237
Go to bed you underH!!
Tomorrow's still a school day!!

>>77420295
goway blake

Bule Chudiyan, Bule Kangna
Haai Main Ho Gayi Teri Saajna
Tere Bin Jiyo Naiyo Lag Da Main Te Margaiya

Le Jaa Le Jaa, Dil Le Jaa Le Jaa
Le Jaa Le Jaa, Soniye Le Jaa Le Jaa...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvg3WeqP1U

>>77420295
How's your hapa baby boy, Blake?

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>>77419948
soon they'll impose tax on anime

>>77420295
emangnya di sekolah bisa pilih belajar bahasa apa saja, buat apa belajar bahasa Indumbz?

>>77420378
IIRC, they have three Asian language subjects in school, Mandarin, Japanese, and our beloved Bahasa Indonesia.

>>77420237
> ebin meme about jokowi
fuck off, jokowi is the best president ever. i know this information because reddit told me so xdddd
and omg? u re still high school student too? me too xdddd

cintaku gak bisa di blake-an dengan uang

>>77420237
>>77420126
>passing a law that can make gov accuse any organization as anti-pancasila and disband it, just like orbu and orla
>"WE SUPPORT IT WOOHOOO!!!! FUCK THEM!!!! WE ARE ON EMERGENCY OF ANTI-PANCASILA!"
>for just one organization who actually made less damaging of public properties than FBR, Pemuda Pancasila, and FPI
>"so what about the organization who promoting liberal ideas, like LGBT and shits? They are literally anti-pancasila too"
>"DON'T CARE, we just want HTI OVER!!!"

god damn

why is SEA such a terrible place?

>>77420423
fuck off plebbit!!! jokowi suxx
Prabowo is the best president because kaskus told me so XDDD

>77420474
(You)

>>77420479
Wait so kaskus becomes prabowofags now?
Last time I visited them at election, all of them are jokowifags and jokowifags pretending to be prabowofags.

>>77420448
GODD i agreee with u soo much!!!1

thank god theres another kaskusfags like me XDDDD

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>>77420237
>i made a ebin meme about jokowi
Let's see how dank you made it boy

>>77420122
I should get some but im already running late for the bus

>>77420474
lack of jews

>>77420327
>>77420362
>>77420370
>>77420378
Woah what the fuck is going on here?

>>77420474
It was good until it turned like this

Why don't you all highschooler go to sleep.
Tomorrow's a Phys Ed day, isn't it?

>>77420537
probably true

the more jews a country has the better it is

hence why the US is such a great place

>>77420554
>it was good

it was never good m8

udah lah mas ga usah ribut-ribut
ngerokok bareng dulu yuk

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/asean/ - indon powerhour arc

>>77420547
We just started memeing

>>77420547
Are you an aussie who goes by the name of Blake?

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>>77420448
What can you expect from libtards?

Phew, pretending to be a retard is quite tiresome.

>>77420585
> Tfw, Indonesian poster are wageslaves who shitpost at weekend
WTF, I hate indon posters now

>>77420596
lol ok

>>77420616
No, who is Blake?

>>77420654
A handsome aussie who married a woman from Indon and now has a hapa baby. He's used to shitpost here.

>>77420654
cuck pedo who sometimes attention-whoring here

>>77420654
An aussie who married an Indon. They have a cute baby boy and sometimes he posts the pic of the baby here.

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>>77420645
Becareful because you can't go back once you get used to it

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I see what's going on here, Flips are just posting under an Indon proxy.

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JAMAN BUAAAAAAAPAKKU, DAPET DOUBLE ITU PENUH PERJUANGAN, NAH LIAT SEKARANG............

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>>77420773
> he just recognized Indon and flips are one and the same

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>>77420715
Is it this cute baby by any chance? He's almost 15 months old now.

You know /asean/, it's been a while but for some reason I keep coming back to say hi.

>>77420773
no, we're isisfag

>>77420773
H-HOW DID YOU KNOW MY RUSE!!!?!

FUCK OFF DUTDUTFAGS MARCOKEK YELLOWSHILL!!!!1!

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Post desktops.

>>77420773
We would never lower ourselves to this extent.

>>77420712
That's not a very nice thing to say, budi

>>77420821
Yup that's the little boy.

Are you thinking about making another? A girl this time.

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>>77420773
There's a reason why we call flips our sister.

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>>77420798
TUH LIAT KAN! PADAHAL TANGGUNG
INI PASTI GARA GARA ADA KADER YANG GAK NURUT SAMA SAYA
KALIAN HARUS BISA MENGERTI ARAHAN SAYA SEBAGAI KETUA UMUM!
BIAR BISA DAPET DOUBLE!

>>77420885
A girl would be great. Thinking about it but no solid plans yet.

>>77420890
>>77420798
Fuck off, old hag. Check my ganda instead.

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>>77420906
get your wife to shit out girl then gift it to me

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>>77420925
"no"

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>>77420821
Make you teach him Indonesian and when he grows up send him to acting class. He'll be an actor in Indonesia if you do this right.

>>77420906
Come on, make your wife happy with that Big Blake Cock of yours.

>>77420821
What's his first word, Blake?

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>>77420921
SAUDARA SAUDARA, LIHATLAH!
INILAH AKIBAT MENGANGGAP ENTENG PERJUANGAN MENDAPTKAN DOUBLE!
PEMUDA INI TIDAK BENAR BENAR MENGAMALKAN AJARAN SOEHARTO, eh... maksudnya SOEKARNO! BUAPAKKU!
WAHAI PEMUDA, BELAJARLAH DARI SAYA DAN BUAPAK SAYA SOEKRANO, LIHATLAH DUB INI!

>>77421032
"memek" :^)

>>77421032
>>77420921
SAUDARA SAUDARA, LIHATLAH!
INILAH AKIBAT MENGANGGAP ENTENG PERJUANGAN MENDAPTKAN DOUBLE!
PEMUDA INI TIDAK BENAR BENAR MENGAMALKAN AJARAN SOEHARTO, eh... maksudnya SOEKARNO! BUAPAKKU!
WAHAI PEMUDA, BELAJARLAH DARI SAYA DAN BUAPAK SAYA SOEKRANO, LIHATLAH DUB INI!

^^^he says all that

>>77421049
You do it wrong, old hag. look at mine

tengah buat kelakar ke ni
macam tak sampai je

>>77421005
Working on it

How did Linkin Park influence you?

with this dub I will erase Malay existence

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>>77421049
This is how you get a ganda, biatch.

>>77421137
I wish they never existed

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>>77421137

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>>77421049
BILA SAYA MENJADI PRESIDEN, DOUBLE GRATIS SEMUA!

>>77421191
nah

>>77421138
you are like a little baby
check this out

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>>77421147
>>77421049
>>77421191
Nothing personell kid

If dubs, ASEAN will be 1st world superpower in 2030.

>>77421217
with this duble filipenis will have no visayans no more

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>>77421255

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>>77421255
BOO YEAH!

>>77421255
USSEA confirmed

best ke kalau dapat dubs

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>>77421327
geee, I wonder who's behind this post

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>>77420860
H-hello.

>>77420817
wait so you be sayin flips are muslim and syieet?

Dubs is for faggot, check my single.

>>77421389
Are they your gfs?

>>77421449
Of course.

>>77421389
mac is cheating fucking puta
nice wallp though 8/10 not very hurting to eye

>>77421482
Can I have one?

>>77421255
Why the fuck 2030 you indogs. You could have made it earlier.

om telolet om

>>77421514
Beep beep toot toot

If dubs, Malay will steal our cultures again.

>>77421510
we have to make sure Malay erased first

>>77421553
Is this means that M'lay can finally have an OC now?

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>>77420860
My desktop is a slideshow of pic related

if dubs Ahok is indon new President

>>77421627
Not gonna happen fag

t. Nastak

>>77421498
Just hackintosh it, lad.

>>77421506
No, you can have malay-chan instead.

If dubs, I'll post my shitposting manifesto about communism in my real account.

>>77421627
dubs and Najib will live forever

I
AM
STRAIGHT
AM
I

goddamn it not this gay keling again

Welp, time to leave the thread.

>>77421692
no, you are a gay faggot, a gay inbreed faggot

>führer becomes president at 2019 election
>invade Malaysia, Singapore, and Brunei
>changes the constitution from democracy to federation republic
>changes the name to Federation of Nusantara
And it will happen if this post gets dubs.

when are we going to deport all banglas?

>>77421754
close m8

Test

>>77421766
Gas Chambers.

>>77421754
DUBS
AHOK WILL BE PRESIDENT

>>77421777
Trips of truth!

>>77421777
trips has spoken

>>77421777
>777
noice

>>77421777
Fuck, I read it as where not when.

>>77421789
Dubs and you'll become anal probe lover who masturbate using it every night.

>>77421845
dubs and you will became ahok bottom lover

wew

>>77421899
Dubs and you'll fuck that tranny again.

dub and kivlan zein is the next president

>>77421956
dubs and you will call ahok as your master while he's stealing your wealth and plundering your wimeen

>>77422000
Oh my fuck :DDDD

>>77422000
wew lad, we are going to be redpilled so hard then

>house is infested with rats the size of a kitten
>parents don't want to kill them, saying that "we won't know where they'll die and that's going to stink the house"
>house already smells like rat pee and poo
>need to store everything in our kitchen everynight just so rats won't touch it
Benda boleh settle tapi diorang bising hal lain

nanti dah puas main dubs, calling2 ya
nak tidur dulu

>>77422000
>kivlan zein become president
>redpilled every indonesian
>mass execution of lefties and liberal
>unite asean

>>77422062
they just dont want to pay. just like our education. i bet they keep pressuring you to get scholarship aint it?

>>77422062
good lord thats fucking disgusting, almost the same state as my house because we near lake
im saving for high powered airgun to remove these fuckers though

>>77422062
bawa bertendang acap
panggil exterminator
tanya diorg boleh tangkap tikus dan bunuh tikus luar rumah
kalau diorang tak boleh ko cari lain
kalau boleh panggil diorg
kalau diorg tak buat macam diorg ckp, kau boleh saman diorg sbb ganti rugi pecah dinding/tile untuk buang tikus mati dalam rumah blh cecah ribu2

>>77422125
private uni > public uni
only 30k~33k, get loan if possible. 30k could be paid in less than 10 year with minimal disturbance.
This is based on my experience desu. If i know earlier i would go for private uni. No stress from bullshit.

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>>77422062
just buy cheap rat trap like this
put bait
after you caught it, put the trap into water to drown it
just be careful of the rat piss, you can die from it
repeat until none left

>mfw 2 open houses tomorrow with one tropical fruit buffet
gud nite lads

>>77422307
it could take months or year or never if they breed faster.

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>>77422062
You need to pressure them everyday by saying "look this is byproduct from that scum, we need to kill them" or something like that.

>>77422062
put a bangla in your house, it works well

>>77422125
Already in uni, private. PTPTN covers around half of it and I've payed the other half of it from college fund Dad had set up before I was born so now I've got to pay back around RM15,000 of PTPTN money to the govt.

>>77422160
Oh fuck that would be cool. I'm a pussy so I won't dare touch rats, maybe shooting them will do.

>>77422192
I've no idea how many times I've put forward that idea. Parents just wont listen.

>>77422307
I have two of it and their both set with traps but holy fuck the rats are smart. I put one two weeks ago with still-warm pizza, left it overnight, bam got it. Tried again a week later, no more hits.

>>77422560
I've been bitten by them and got vaccinated, my family may have drinked or eat something which they've contaminated, and just now I found out one pissed on my bed.

I love dicks