/brit/

yuzu

linkin park > david bowie
kevin hart > robin williams

done a post in another thread
think it's worth the read
>>77407620
>>77407620
>>77407620

is it gay to get a better price for some surgery on my way

>>77407639
What did he mean by this?

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>you fell for my trap, now SNIFF MY BRAAAAAPP

>>77407610
one candle...

>>77407644
What do you want to do it this way I don't have a singular climate and I'm not going to fuck you over

>>77407652
man arms

Come to Quark's
Quark's is fun!
Come right now
Don't walk! Run!

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

>>77407671
yeah maybe for you

runt

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>>77407584
> i like steampunk technology but cant stand the faggy steampunk cosplayers
Wat do?

>>77407652
wait does she have a penis?????

evens: stellaris
odds: ck2

evens: fuck off yanks
odds: fuck off yanks

>>77407682
I would have to wait until later tonight or tomorrow morning and I'm feeling a lot better than the office

>>77407681
hello homo

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cringe

dubs: yanks can fuck off

really wish I didn't have to work today

business idea: use predictive words on your mobile keyboard to string together the ideal shitpost

The Steampunk community is the gayest thing ever, the only good thing connected with steampunk is Archanum

really wish you were posting it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJiRx6PTpyw

choon

>>77407702
thought Brazil had a load of Nip immigrants?
or is it just Brazilian humour and the ethnic nips would laugh at this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-bU0XqvHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-bU0XqvHI

Required listening for posting in this thread

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Food court at work is pretty decent ngl

>>77407702
based

>>77407743
looks vile

based black trump supporter xD

civic nationalism FTW, we can all participate!!

>>77407743
making me feel bad about my beans on toast and porridge

based black nigger

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.... it starts with one thing I don't know why

>>77407743
S C R E A M I N G

did a literal fucking baby vomit on your steak?

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>>77407757
In used to eating street food from stalls like this so this is a step up

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>He hasn't burnt down his church

>>77407743
What is the drink?

*sprinkles 5 pieces of chopped vegetables on your chunk of meat*

this yank is a right twat

>>77407774
>>77407794
i'm legitimately crying right now

what an utter fucking runt

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I want to learn a new instrument

Should I go for piano or violin?

I think violin sounds better but piano is easier

morning lads

watching breaking bad

>>77407808
absolute waste of time if you ask me

>>77407791
Some sort of iced tea
>>77407794
Clearly 10 because I asked for double

>>77407820
Go learn the didgeridoo

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>>77407739

>>77407821
what's the sauce on the noodles

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>what US state is this?
>what's that? oh, it's Canberra?

grim

>>77407808

Up to you m8. Both are beautiful instruments.

>>77407831
Tomato? I think it's supposed to be spaghetti

why are yanks so good at golf?

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Mum taught me at a very young age that I should never expect people to approach me. It was very wise advice.

>>77407833

Honestly feel bad for the poor cunts in Canberra.

>>77407849
they're good at standing still

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>>77407858

Yanks don't know how to fedorapost. Dire.

>>77407855
mum died when i was 10
dad hates me
brothers moved away
i grew up without a family
haha

>>77407849
Smashing little white balls as hard as they can into the distance is a national pastime

>>77407886
Didn't read a single word of this

>>77407886
not a word

>>77407873
i am an utter master of fedora posting. i am THE fedora poster

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the 'cee

>>77407886
nay a pixel

>>77407897
#cringe
fat people shouldn't be allowed to post pictures of themselves online

>>77407903
>#cringe
cringe

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>#cringe
>fat people shouldn't be allowed to post pictures of themselves online

>>77407897
if he really loved her he'd lose some weight so he wouldn't be so embarrassing

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>>#cringe
>cringe

>>77407897
reckon phimo looks like that lad

>>77407897
is that Disney land? absolute state of yanks

>>77407908
>>#cringe
>cringe
cringe

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>low quality fedora.jpg

>>77407808
piano. violin is the hardest shit in the world and you'll never master it unless you start at like age 10

CRINGE

>>77407919
the park looks pretty cool 2bh

LOVE yank theme parks.

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>1500510563703.png

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>>77407925
piano it is then

allowed home in 45 minutes lads
only a cheeky hour and a half drive home

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well?

Weekend starts in 71 minutes

don't have a job
always home
every day is like the weekend

'member 'cheeky nandos'?

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT I CAN SAY

THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY

SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT, SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT

Loser

>>77407956
listened to this song today by chance

>>77407954
Don't want to hear it James

Winner

Jerk
Douchebag
Loser

>yank insults

Jerk douchebag loser

>>77407960
MCR are fucking quino

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IF I LIVE TOO LONG I'M AFRAID I'LL DIIE

WE ARE NOT TWO WE ARE ONE

honestly if you weren't emo in 2005-2008 I feel bad for you

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>honestly if you weren't emo in 2005-2008 I feel bad for you

>>77407935
this guy explains it really well. I used to play violin from age 11 to 16 and I still never fully got the hang of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pfyq6TYbBo#t=45

>>77408001
really cool how he combined the t and r

>>77407833
strip malls are comfy

>>77407994
My Chemical Romance
Mayday Parade
Fall out Boy
All American Rejects
Paramore
The Used
Saosin
A Day to Remember

fixed my time machine

Who was that kid in the youtube soundclip where his dad is trying to get entry to his room?

"You've gone feral [name]!"

>>77408008
Also I'm left handed would that affect it

>>77408018
cringe

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*HEEMs everyone in this thread

>And that's the end of that chapter...

*throws scarf over shoulder*

>>77408018
don't forget p!atd

>>77408021
louis

the fact you had to ask this is worrying

>>77407994
I was a metalhead

>>77408018
Saosin went to shit after the White Album

>>77408026
not sure about this post

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linkin park lyrics go hand in hand with brendanposting
never gonna be the same

>>77408037
vietmong

>>77408038
>MUH ANTHONY GREEEEEEEN

>>77407994
liked punk rock desu, emo was for benders

>>77408037
more like a dickhead lmao

>>77408060
exemplary post

is it true that the vietnamese poster is a leaf?

>>77408058
but I was emo to get the insecure emo girls

all time low

I was a weird kid at school since I liked bluegrass

>>77407939
you the 14 hour shift lad?

>>77408057
Get engaaaged in Californiaaaaa

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brand new were kemo (kino emo)

>>77408064
did it work?

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love brad
love andrew
love lenny
hate jason

nothing against retards, just don't like him, simple as

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Last day of toil before 2 weeks off

>>77408022
you can buy left handed violins
also a decent violin is really fucking expensive

>>77408097
Should I just go with piano?

>>77408095
Going somewhere?

>>77408086
mate I had a multimillionaire emo gf. not getting into it because I've told this story too many times

>Grime artist Stormzy, who collaborated with Linkin Park earlier this year, tweeted: "Bruv I can't lie I'm so upset serious."

what a joke

>>77408095
Have exactly 24 days of leave saved up

>>77407954
doesn't feel like a weekend if you've not toiled 48 hours beforehand tbqh

>>77408113
found out the other day yanks get 2 weeks off a year and coworkers get shitty if you take it

JUST

>>77408109
Did you get tired of dealing with her shit?

>the modern state of "emo"
>this is the OFFICIAL ANTHEM of Team USA for the 2018 winter olympics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FYnizimf0s

>>77408125
no I got into drugs which she was staunchly opposed to

you're not white if you can't say th properly

>>77408079
tried listening to this and immediately shut it off when I heard his voice

>>77408100
definitely. the piano is still a great instrument

>>77408138
vocaroo it for us then

>>77408101

Looking for a better job

>>77408135
Oh I thought we might have been in the same situation. Sounds like you fucked up haha

>>77408138
so 90% of the UK isn't white then?

>>77408138
þis

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off to work lads

>>77408147
I'm in the same boat my niBBa

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on the bus lads

>>77408148
yep

>>77408152
>>77408162
That was fast

>>77408162
>>77408152
good luck lads

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*does a juicy soupy poopy all over your favorite food items*

>>77408184
bad YANK
naughty YANK

outside! OUTSIDE! NOW!

last day of the working week

Last 45 minutes of the working week

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW

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>>77408193

mr noseberg asked if I can work tomorrow

PRAISE KEK

>oj simpson is being released

oh dear

>>>/fit/42217606

>being employed

SCREECHING, would rather be in prison, free board, free food, free education, sounds so much better than being a wagey

who names their son orange juice?

>>77408238
So THIS is the world famous Ozzy banter....

rip trayvon martin

*manspreads*

>>77408238
lmao

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me trying out the new brown coloured cheeze whiz

linkin park died wth

climate change? nah, not convinced.

poo

>>77408314
oh, how is life 12 hours ago?

>>77408317
In

trainy mctrain face HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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YAAAWWWWNNNN

Oh, hello wagie. Didn't see you there.

>>77408307
That's a big turd

>>77408329
machines

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(((he))) is here

ARGH MY HEART

>>77408332
don't think i've EVER taken a shit that big

>didn't get to sleep until 4am

Fuming

2% of battery left.

>>77408329
post fuck machines

>>77408360
My biggest is MAYBE half that?

>>77408365
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

english > every other language
objectively of course

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>>77408184
>go to local supermarket
>go to toilets
>make sure no one is in
>take a big fat wet sloppy dump in the middle of the floor
>grab a nearby mop
>smear that shit all over the mirrors and everything
>spell "wagey wagey" on the mirrors with my shit
>rush out and run towards the service desk
>tell the wagie someone just made a mess of the bathrooms
>watch him run back out disgusted
>he runs to the manager
>argues with manager
>sit on nearby bench overlooking entrance
>watch as the wagies all gather
>some poor wagey is forced to clean it
>watch him go in and out physically preparing himself each time

Not done it in years since I just get food delivered but might do it one day again, absolutely hillarious.

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love this frog

has anyone here tried second life? i kind of want to to see how the people are like.

>>77408385
Haha. Last charged over 5 days ago.

>>77408405
they're just as awful as you would expect

>>77408405
they're all furries not joking

>>77408405
the people would be grim

>>77408405
no but I've seen some 'trolling' videos and it looks autistic as fuck.

Thai chicANO!!!!

I'm ill Beto :(

WoW > every other MMO ever

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>>77408423
Thailad!

>>77408423
thats precisely why i want to go on there
>>77408422
>>77408419
>>77408415
i know they are

>>77408445
amazing shoop

Personality keeps flip-flopping between ENTJ and ENTP

>>77408447
then why did you ask

not a furry just love the porn simple as

well met thailad

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*manspreads*

>>77408460
ayy

>>77408461
*braaap*

>>77408332
>>77408332
>>77408332
>>77408332

Friday night pizza lads ?

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>>77408455
would you say you have two personalities?

i'm ENTJ too

luvvit

thailad what is the local news saying about alphabay? founder hung himself in thai prison, heard he was living in bangkok

>>77408496
https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/police-shut-alphabay-dark-web-market-operated-thailand-canadian-expat/

why is the jew posting reddit-tier memes

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>>77408481
First I'll shitpost . . . then I'll shit down your neck

>>77408507
cheers

https://twitter.com/whitereddit/status/888203230626422784

>>77408506
vile

>>77408496
no way he died, a multi-millionaire "hangs himself" in one of the most corrupt countries on earth and all they show is a picture of his body without the face

He's laughing at the feds from some lawless caribbean country first class resort right now

bill nye the cuckold guy

Subscribed to Netflix, now TV and prime video

>>77408506
DÉJÀ VU

>>77408526
>15,000 followers
wat

>>77408507
How does it feel knowing that the $400 bitcoin I offered you for a picture of your willy last year is now worth nearly $3000?

'526
shant

>>77408535
Pineal gland status: obliterated

>>77408531
Either that or they shot him

Havent eaten anything but nutragrain and a small serve of potato wedges all day.

fucking an arse

What if Chester Bennington is still alive?

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>Its the weekend in Australia

NOT FAIR

>>77408557
there's a scotch egg in the fridge if you want it

>>77408524
So basically the same as every international outlet.
>>77408542
jubilant

>>77408546
>shoot him

I don't think any policeman would be that stupid knowing he could get at least a million in bribes

Then again they were thais, so no surprise if they were fucking retarded

hate asians on twitter, arthur chu and miles cheong especially

egg

https://twitter.com/TalindaB/status/879104881637957633
haha your husband is dead

>>77408592
Edgy.

>Why yes, I DO advocate for free speech on an anime imageboard
>Calling the king a bender? Nah not doing that, not even scared despite the fact that the jail sentence is 100+ years in prison

fucking HOWLING

>>77408575
thanks
*go to eat it*
*realise brother has eaten it*
*get into fist fight with brother*
*push mum over*

hahaha us and scotch eggs waho

>not thai
>not one of the lads
why do we call him thailad again?

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/chester-bennington-wife-twitter-hacked-10842305

howling

leave me alone lads I'm poorly

>>77408626
show some fucking respect cunt

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>>77408626

>>77408641
linkin park were a fucking meme until this morning now theyre apparently the most revered band ever

>>77408634
do some traditional thai medicine

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>>77408641
make me, softie

>>77408626
am I supposed to know who this or anyone she mentions is?

>>77408634
poorly what?

>>77408662
she is the wife of the lead singer of linkin park who just hanged himself

>>77408634
imagine if you died haha would be so funny

Just had a cheeky morning wank to a girl in the offices instagram account before heading in desu

>>77408655
nah, Tylenol and vicks vaporub
>>77408669
it means sick/ill in British.

>>77408112
Awful message

Fucking coon

>>77408641
F

>>77408678
lmao

>>77408112
disastrous

attention whoring nonce

cronge

oh

>>77408707
burger enthusiast

i like egg

>>77408626
the absolute MADMAN

don't care if you're dead I'll stick insult you just the same

moved to fucking thailand half way across the globe because he was still a virgin at 30 lmao

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/Eire/ is dead. Anyone still buzzing?

anime

>>77408715
>eating red meat
nothing but cancer and CVD

it starts with

ONE THING

>>77408724
what's wrong with being a virgin?

>>77408732
How's San Francisco this time of year?

I DON'T KNOW WHY

>want to start jogging
>afraid of people making fun of me
>just read that apparently you're supposed to wear tights or something instead of tracksuit bottoms

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

>>77408307
That is the grimmest fucking thing

How would you even recover from being exposed like this

who's the little runt they hire at google to make captcha progressively more complicated and irritating? I want to unscrew his fucking head

>>77408738
I'm from rural minnesota

don't care

Love being part of the pass masterrace desu

>>77408757
Are you a genuine hillbilly?

BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

>>77408752
>not using legacy captcha

>>77408767
minnesota is not near the appalachians

>>77408767
no, hillbillies don't exist in the north

>>77408775
>>77408776
so which one of you is a hillbilly?

>>77408660
body's not even cold lad

Any hillbilly yanks here?

>>77408783
they prefer hillwilliam now

>>77408784
that's okay, my heart is
*flips hair*

>>77408791
political correctness gone mad!

>>77408773
And I would walk 500 more.

>>77408789
despise the south

>some shitty emo singer killed himself

oh boo fucking hoo

>>77408800
never reply to me again, yankee twat

no thaiman ever call me nigger

>>77408808
hello nigger

*checks calendar*
*realises it's 2017*
ummmm can we stop with the labels lads?x

>>77408806
Ok, I won't.

>>77408803
not emo

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The YouTube daddy <33

>>77408813
*prints off a label saying twat*
*slaps it onto your forehead*

>>77408816
okay what the fuck you literally just replied to me again why the fuck are you harassing me like this

>>77408813
*tucks in my tshirt label*

Post YouTube daddies

>>77408822
>>77408835

reddit

>>77408835
don't get the appeal of this one at all

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>>77408839
>>77408841
delete this

>>77408803
fedorabait

need a big hairy bf

>>77408855
>>77408855
>>77408855
>>77408855

>>77408841
call the king a bender nonce

Listening to aussie hip hop, it's not very good but at least I can understand the lyrics

>>77408853
Degenerate.

linkin park have done more for the white race than any rorke

>>77408745
Literally nobody cares if they see a jogger go by