/cum/

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need winter to come back

https://youtu.be/ig-fyQqf510

>>77399447
>Inground pool
Give me MONEY.

I hope aliens invade canada and cuck them into a tourist destination

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Homos go to hell

>>77399486
come over for a swim bud haha

Hi diddly ho, neglectorinos!

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>>77399422
>not The Official: Oyster Bay edition
That toad is literally me, also checked

Nothin wrong with being gay

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>>77399447
No please. Summer just arrived, why do we need the winter back already? It can wait a bit longer I think.
Pic related, today I enjoyed the summer.

>>77399496
me on left

wrong

scared of me?

>>77399527
God damn Norwegian richfags. Are you the same guy who frequently posts himself reading and getting drunk on the sundeck of his parents' villa?

>>77399527
you ski for A pruss

>>77399527
How am I supposed to enjoy the summer if it's boiling out and I'm stuck in body armour and long sleeved shirts?

https://youtu.be/EhVB22S1Zqk

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>Nothin wrong with being gay

need a movie that doesn't take itself too seriously but isn't vapid trash either

>>77399531
Me on the right.

why not use the old thread?

>>77399591
APEKINO

Can't wait till wh*tes go the way of the dodo bird

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>>77399422
we couldve just used the old cum thread

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>>Nothin wrong with being gay

CIA seems like a cool guy.

>>77399591
I always shill One Week
it's some Canadian movie

>>77399619
shan't be watching a single minute of that lad

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https://youtu.be/h7wWinwIKnI

mix it with rum

>>77399618
The OP encourages retards to spam whatever shitty webms they are fapping to, if I wanted that I could just open a tab for /gif/

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>>77399527
kys, it's fucking 30 degrees here with 90% humidity

fuck summer

pic related, near my house in the winter (fall)

Renewed my license today buds and I have to admit I look like a Chad in my picture
The jawline looks flawless, I'm still ugly in person though

>>77399447
Where did you get that picture of my 3rd home?

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>>77399680
Welcome to /gif/

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>CIA seems like a cool guy

>>77399728
kys

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Reminder that CIA thought buying an m9 was an investment

>>77399712
i'm sneaky

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>>77398981

>pet one dog
>the other starts having an autistic fit
>first dog copies the other dog

>>77399763
>M9's are relatively easy to come by in the U.S
Not pleased with a number of firearms in this country desu, We have only shitty break action rifles and shotguns.

>>77399763
wrong

I bought it because it was cheap and I dont own any handguns

I wonder what it's like being ugly and stupid...

>>77399807
Dont look now but BTC is approaching the all time high, 2850 rn

>>77397927
Yes

>>77399805
it was a beretta 92s

which is basically an m9

once a pon a time there was an ugly barnackle
he was so ugly evereyone died
the end

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>>77399569
>posts himself reading and getting drunk on the sundeck of his parents' villa
No, I'm not him and I have my own house and sundeck. But I frequently post myself cooking, reading books, or drinking coffee.

>>77399575
I snowboard for the most part, or cross country ski.
>>77399580
But you don't need to wear long sleeved shirts?
>>77399693
Why is it so hot? Here it's normally 14 degrees during summer. Today was 23 and I loved it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gW6WcwNirk

>>77399836
yeah it is. ltc isnt exactly in bad shape either though

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>>77399844
Sauce!

>>77399847
I'm required by uniform to have a black issue long shirt on at all times.

>>77399883
That sucks. How hot is it?

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>>77399808
Easier than being ugly and smart probably because you'll lack self awareness.

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>>77399871
LTC all time high was 57 dollars though, BTC has increased double the percentage as LTC since I flipped. You[re missing the moon ride. Graph is really fishy though, we're mooning today outa nowhere

>>77399904
I'm boiling alive in the car even with AC on. Sure I have some fun pulling over a shit tonne of people for going like 1kmh over the speed limit but I'm roasting alive.

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Told you all of that negative music is bad for your health

>>77399938
You're a chauffeur?

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>>77399847
Because of the humidity from the US South. On warm days I usually hit up the marina and go boating like you do.

>>77399954
is happy music good for you

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my room is hot

>>77399954
W-what's going to happen if I only listen to Joy Division for three months straight?
>>77399965
Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

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>>77400009

>>77399999
>>77400000

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>>77399847
In burger-units, that's 73 degrees; It's absolute hell over here around 73. It's not comfy until it reaches 50 or 40 degrees at best, NYC is like a stove-top that ceases to turn off during the Summer. Even if it's as low as 60 degrees, the humidity is constantly ramped up to the max, therefore, making it even more shitty.

I haven't seen snow in over a year. It rarely genuinely snows during the winter too, mostly just ice bullshit.

Most of the non-whites around here don't understand the concept of properly washing, so they'll reek of some weird gunk and it's fucking nauseating.
>ywn be as comfy as norbro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX4U9QRbviA

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SHOOBLEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77399981
>is happy music good for you
Try listening to this and tell me if you don't feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgVVCJhZK0E

>>77399954
not sure what you mean by negative

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Girls (with big bums)

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>>77399978
Nice. It's important to enjoy it while it last, is what I'm thinking. Even our summers are rainy or grey weathered for the most part, sadly. Pic related.

>>77400030
You're a cop, that's cool. Tell me some stories. Do you have a "nigger problem" too? Or is that just USA?

>>77400054
But we don't have that humidity that you guys have tho. We have humidity when it's cooler weather, but then you don't notice it the same way. I much prefer 15 degrees instead of course. 15 degrees and sunny, that's perfect. That's 59 for you.

>>77400084
hmmm yes

>>77400181
feminine bums aren't gay?

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>>77400181
Ayyyy

Ontario is a regional power

>>77400084
i heard this on somewhere else

>>77400211
if the region is central canada I agree

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Niggers lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/raydowns/status/887701634322706434

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>>77400211
Its a pooperpower, The greatest Pajeet Raj of North America

>>77400193
No, We have black people and they do cause some crime but not half as much as the natives.
I have a few stories if you want to hear them
>Hospital call with apocalypse crazy guy
>Prostitute road filled with stings
>Mayor being secretly gay
>Having to remove Mayoral candidate from debate
>Defending fisheries and oceans building from angry Lobster fishermen.

>>77400250
Indians are basically white. Our languages are in the same family too

>>77400238
africa can't be THAT bad

>>77400173
The kind of music that's about wallowing in your misery

>>77400270
Not South Indians

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so anon, you playing this cool new game?
i hope you are

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>Indians are basically white

>>77400296
obviously

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>>77400238

>>77400310
No fuck off faggot, I'm still trying to figure out CoC and all this shit is happening at once.

>>77400296
It's not even geographical, it's more caste based and even inthe top 1 percent a true white phenotype isnt common

>>77400358
I meant with the languages. South Indians speak Dravidian languages not Indo-European.

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>>77400263
Nice, Iet's start with the top one and work our way down the list.

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got brave working with extra flags
exelence

I'll suck your dick

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>>77400310
I swear this is based on a bl manga but I can't remember the name

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Pretty good horse porn thread on /b/ right now. You should check it out

COME CRAWLING FASTER

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>browsing /b/

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>/b/

it starts
with
ONE THING

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>Cash-Strapped Towns Are Un-Paving Roads They Can't Afford to Fix

https://www.wired.com/2016/07/cash-strapped-towns-un-paving-roads-cant-afford-fix/

>>77400493
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>77400493
post thai whore

>>77400238
absolutely based

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>>77400446
>>77400464
>no issues with beastality
>GOD FORBID I EVER GO ON /b/

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Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
A little voice inside my head said:
"Don't look back, you can never look back."
I thought I knew what love was.
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever.
I should just let 'em go

>>77400563
great song desu

tfw no gf

>>77400563
what?

>>77400563
Ataris did it better

new diablo 3 season in 30 minutes

>>77400533
That's because /b/ is by default degenerate

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>>77400493

>>77400590

no

>>77400380
We got a call from a payphone at the regional hospital in Yarmouth, I and my partner (Total cock chad) responded.

We got there to chaos, A bearded 50-year-old man had came into the hospital asking for help with a gunshot wound to the shoulder but he smelled of liquor and the moment he came in contact with a nurse he drew a piece of broken glass up to her and tried to rob her for Fentanyl.
My partner ran up and tased him in the fucking back which we aren't supposed to do immediately and cuffs him. He starts yelling about the "unusable introduction to purgatory" and is yelling about the end of the world all the way to the station.

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>>77400594
diablo 3 is horrible consider something

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>>77400702

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>>77400702
Holy fuck.
Ok, next story! Did you say prostitute hnnng!

>new settings tab
Is legacyCaptcha gone forever?

>>77400791
works on my machine. thanks to 4CHAN X

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>>77400769

>Run the jewels

>>77400806
It seems it's only disabled in the catalog for me. It's still on inside threads.

Oh I’m so ashamed it’s true
Alone I sit in silence
Wrapped in all that’s through
The past I am
I’m always gone now

Night and day
No one can catch
The one who can’t go on

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>>77400763
Yes, This was actually before I became an officer but there was this street in downtown Sydney that was always a post for illegal prostitution. The local police (Not RCMP) decided to post their wives and willing people as stings to catch whoever was fucking the prostitutes and hopefully lead them back to the pimps or something, It worked out half well but they did not inform the RCMP. The RCMP comes in and arrests every single "show'er" on the street in two nights regardless of who it was, They figure out that 85% of the women were stings and the other 15% were actually prostitutes, Including three wives and participants. There's no prostitution in town anymore but Charlotte Street will always be known as the place where that went down.

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The pinnacle female body

>>77400956
ew

>>77400876
>Sydney
You have a sydney in Canada, or are you an aussie?

>>77401021
Yes, We were here first by the way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney%2C_Nova_Scotia

>>77401021
>rcmp
>Australia

Lol

>>77400956
Is this Lauren Southern?

>>77400956
FAT
A
T

>>77401072
N O R W E G I A N C L A Y

Ok, so next story?

almost time for bed

>>77401100
yes

>>77400823
why are all the mexicans here so old?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

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>tfw my mother told me today I was molested when I was 2
How am I supposed to feel about this?

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Howdy cum

What the fuck is a two-spirit

>>77401319
Hey, you're not a virgin!

>>77401253
It's not my fault to be 20 :c

I gave up on learning Japanese です

>>77401165
Again before I was an officer. But still related to police. The Mayor of Sydney at the time was Cecil Clarke, Who is still Mayor. Now, my Uncle was Regional Police and he was required to be guarding him until the election was over (next story is why). During his guarding and shuttling of him from place to place, He noticed he dropped his phone on one travel and picked it up for him to see he was texting a man named Leonard and the last text was something along the lines of "I want to see you again for longer this time" or somewhat like that. Uncle agreed to keep his mouth shut for the time being until he's out of office.
He did not obviously.

>>77401355
fat cunt

>>77401319
molested by who

also your mom is a retarded for even saying something like that

What kind of people use howdy as a greeting? Awful

>>77401319
Find where that person lives and molest them back
It's only fair

>>77401363
uncle

getting tired lads

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>>77401401
no one told you when to run
you missed the start AGAIN

>>77401357
Lel.
Next story! This is great.

>>77401396
how does she know that

also can't get over how stupid your mom was for bringing something like up you didn't even need to know and is probably going to fuck with you for the rest of your life

>>77401479
got that interpolation is so ugly

Sup guys

>>77401479
also, the lyrincs are "you missed the starting gun"
just go ahead and abort your turd of a post bicicletas hanover

>>77401504
>Floridians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZQFw5mWdeY&t=18s
>>77401539
what the fuck? I've never noticed
give me a break faggot, I've liturgically been awake for 2 days straight

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https://youtu.be/qymOSNhI8Y0

SUICIDE BOMB RESCUE

>>77401480
A while back (2012 maybe?) During the run for the office there was this dude called Wilf Issac. He was a loose fucking cannon and suggested we defund and destroy the entire native reserve one time. Anyhow, During a debate at a lobster restaurant he got really fucking angry at the mayor and threw a chair and an assorted bowl of fruits at him for him questioning that he actually should become mayor. We rushed in and restrained him and he started spitting at people and kicking the microphone stands and shit, I think he's dead now and a search of his house revealed nearly a kilogramme of cannabis.

>>77401582
that was released days, ago bud
weren't you on the mailing list or /tv/ ?

perfect video tho

>>77401625
I didn't join the mailing list because I don't trust Sam with my e-mail.

I love the video's insanity. Honestly one of a kind type of group.

>>77401660
do you only have one email address?

>>77401680
No you're right I feel dumb now.
Okay, I was just lazy.

Fucked up installing a doorknob at work today, boss kind of freaked out. Was the first one i ever really put in, put it in but didn't account for the pinhole that you are suppose to leave revealed so that it can be taken off. Boss told me to keep it at the depth when he gave it to me so thought nothing of it. Felt pretty bad honestly, he was able to get it off, but would have otherwise had to sawzall it off.

I don't like being a labourer honestly, i feel pretty bad when i fuck up and getting shit on sucks. I try to do a good job but will get shit on or called slow. Got accused of fucking the dog yesterday and i worked on the site alone the whole day and didn't even take my lunch so i could get more done. Need to find something better, not worth all this for 16-18 an hour.

>>77401582
What is this and why should I care about it?

>>77401730
MDE NEVER DIES
A video for slightly mentally ill teenagers and young adults that embraced 4chan culture and enjoy watching absurd, unhinged, and strange media.

>>77401725
Why would someone accuse you of that? Are you a supreme autismo everyone hates or were they just taking the piss

>>77401771

Sorry, fucking the dog here is an expression for slacking off/not working. I did not get accused of fucking a dog.

>>77401764
that sounds like a description of one of their videos

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r8 the start menu

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>>77401601
Next?

>>77401874
shit

>>77401874
bash on ubuntu on windows sounds neat

>>77401813
The slang makes sense given Canadian laws. Sounds like you're in a shitty situation though. Unskilled labor/retail is always a shitty situation.

>>77401874
cuck

not a big fan of you

>>77401874
Sirhc

Canadian makes thread
>I don't trust white people with blue eyes.
Janitors delet thread.
Is the Janitor white with blue eyes?

VMWare > kvm/qemu/libvirt > Virtualbox > Hyper-V

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>>77401925

green eyes >>>>>>>>>>>blue eyes

>>77401874
What OS ?

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>>77401970

>>77401973
t. wannabe white

>>77402008
Windows XP

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really just wanna quit my job and quit life desu

>>77401896
This is every single winter this happens since Lobster season is every summer.
Lobster fishermen are really fucking regulated by the gubbermint. Incredibly regulated, And they get really fucking angry at the government for that, So we got a call on a cold Friday evening that there were about 200 lobster fishermen blockading the fisheries offices with heavy trucks and vehicles and beginning to smash windows and trying to burn cars. We got three cars heading over there and we get the call on the horn to speed the fuck up because they were now throwing bricks at people passing by like savages. We get there and there are 200 angry fucking burly Atlantic men trying to force open the locked gate to the office. I grab the speaker and tell them they have three minutes to disperse and make an entrance to the office. They get out of the way and the cars get in and all of a sudden my windshield gets smashed by a toolbox. We ask for another car and eventually, the fire department shows up and blasts them all with cold water and the crowd disperses. It'll happen again this winter I guarantee. That's all for the stories now because I need to fap and sleep.

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I hate shitaly

>>77401771
He's using the wrong translation he meant screwing the pooch.

>>77402008
win10 with classic shell

>>77402122
>Classic shell
Do you like the feel of owning a work computer at home?

>>77402055
>every winter
>they get angry
>angry about lobsters

Fucking newfies man, they are fucking hilarious!

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>>77401973
even mexicans and arabs can have green eyes.

>>77402130
>Do you like the feel of owning a work computer at home?
my last computer was a thinkpad, so yes

>>77402055
I'm a lobsterman, a few years back we protested the really low prices. Didn't get this bad here though. Sometimes we fight with the yanks in the disputed zone. Cut their pots and what not.

>>77402136
Newfies aren't big on lobster like the Maritimes.

>>77402161
Do you have an older generation i5 alongside company bloatware on it too?

>>77402055
Lmfao, that's some angry fishermen. Why are they so mad, specifically?

>>77399514
rude pepe you just posted there

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>>77401973
>tfw don't have green eyes

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>>77402259
so dreamy

>>77402055
Sounds like Maine

>>77402147

Honestly sad that i know exactly who that girl is just by her opening her eyes. A lot of the time i go on /s/ or just see pics in general even from the fucking thumbnail i know what girl it is.

>>77402238
i fucking wish

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R8 my eyes

>>77401973
t. nonwhite
>>77402051
hang in there!!

1. grey-blue eyes
2. teal eyes
3. green eyes
4. blue eyes
5. hazel eyes
6. brown eyes

refute this

>>77402197
Ah, just realised I got it wrong since it was in Nova Scotia not Newfoundland. Funny story anyways.

>>77402318
reddit

>dad has blue eyes
>mom has brown eyes
>brother gets hazel eyes
>both half sisters from my dads side have blue eyes and blonde hair
>i get "light" brown eyes, blonde hair as a kid that just turns dark brown when i am a teen

Fucking bullshit honestly, only hope i have is having kids with a blue eyed girl and having the whatever like 30% chance of having a blue eyed kid.

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>>77402147
is this the chick from drugslab?

>>77402318
i don't like this list because it treats black/brown eyes as the same as dookie turn brown eyes

>>77402304
Not easy to rate them when it's so dark. Can't even see what color you have.

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???

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howdy partners

>>77402339

No it is that Russian model/porn star, maybe she is czech i forget.

>>77402367
That's a fake quote

Any Oregonfags in? Heading to Bend on Saturday and then a week on the river

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>>77402309
I don't know if I can

if you don't have light eyes/dark hair you literally aren't anglo

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>>77402359
Here is a close up

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>>77402335
>Dad is of Pennsylvania German descent with light brown hair and green eyes
>Mom is of English descent with brown hair brown eyes pale skin
>I'm fully Anglo'd

>>77402304
>>>/soc/

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>>77401973
agreed

>>77402335
my dad had brown eyes mom had blue and i got hazel
thats what u get for being canadian retard

Hey guys I have blue eyes so I'm white

>>77402411
That's better, but you should use your blitz or some natural light.

>>77402443

Shut the fuck up you little pussy, i guarantee you are a small weak manlet. I am 6ft tall and 185lbs, say that shit to my face not online. Tears will be pouring out of shit tier eyes.

im white

Genuinely wonder if most women are self aware enough to realize how unlucky they were to be born a female

Can't imagine being part of a gender who bleeds out of their genitals every month, has massive emotional swings, has accomplished virtually nothing compared to their opposite number, is weaker and frailer, is less ambitious, industrious and just all around worse off. Not to mention they don't enjoy masturbating as much. So glad I'm a guy.

Think I would rather be born somewhere like Egypt or Brazil than be born female.

>>77402503
I thought they felt more when they masturbated

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iro wo mazete
maho wo kakete paintbrush

>>77402502
wrong

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I have blue eyes but they're so dark blue that they look brown or black until you're up close.

>>77402531
why are you so sweaty

>>77402531
I think they look nice desu.

>>77402520
Then why don't they masturbate nearly as much as men?

>>77402531
did you just had a cry ?

>>77402540
I'm vigourously masturbating as I look into everyone's eyes itt

i broke my bong :_:

>>77402503
Women also age like milk for the most part while men can have sexual value far after 30. The father figure aspect of men past 25 can be attractive to younger women as it drives instinctual urges to pick a mate which will help raise the children. Also a man is more likely to have a better income at age 30 than at age 20, which is also sexually attractive as for a choosy female species women want the best they can get for their children. This is all thrown out however when women ignore maternal instinct and just try to get a sugar daddy or beta provider instead of having kids with a man proven to be successful. Paternal instinct however is almost unavoidable in men, hence our competitive nature and desire to acquire as many resources as possible, which indicates good genes.

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>>77402475
im 2 inches shorter but i have like 40 lbs on u
stop talking shit tier eyes
>>77402502
nonwhite

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https://youtu.be/4PNoweRFdeo

r8 this, boys

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>i broke my bong :_:

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>>77402627
wow, I think my mom would like this

2/10 absolute garbage

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OwO What's this?

>>77402650
i want to punch this guy in his stupid head

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>canadians

Just do business in China boys, rule of law is strong there

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-21/australian-company-usgfx-embroiled-in-shanghai-staff-standoff/8730174

>>77402627
>this video is not available

Please only post YouTube content that is licensed in all 3 manor /cum/ countries.

>>77402679
must suck to be canadian retard

>>77402657
>What's this?

One of many reasons I avoid cities

>>77402650
music """""""critics""""""" are even more subhuman than film """"""""critics"""""""""

would heem the lot of em i would

>>77402703
It does. I would trade my objectively higher standard of living any day for YouTube videos.

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>>77402663

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>>77402318
>le eye-color connoisseur

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>amerifats

heh, wow...

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>when /cum/ goes /soc/
>>77402650
isn't this the /r9k/ campus shooter?

>>77402051
get a cracked copy of a DAW and just make sick beats all day

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>>77402849
it sure is!

yo mama

>>77402834
rude!!

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why don't you own a fleshlight yet /cum/?

>>77402952
Im straight

Be honest friends, am I too cynical?

>>77402974
You arnt cynical enough

>>77402965
me too
>>77402974
no you're just canadian retard

>>77402952
i already own a fantasy dog dildo and do not desire a fleshlight

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>>77402952
Some lad in /norgetråden/ actually have a sexdoll. Pic related.

>>77402952
venus arrive yet?

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>>77403002
>lad
c'mon man

>>77403014
it comes monday same with the onatsuyu lube
>>77403002
the gf

*peruses aliexpress*

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/sexdoll/32638603567.html

>>77402952
Post a pic with your penis in it

Just for a prank

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the kpop gf

>>77403046
WTF i thought a sex doll was like 6k$ or something, not as cheap as 1k$
>>77403053
no my penis is sacred

want to wank but i have stuff to do first

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cute

>>77403076
>scared to do a funny prank
homo lol

>>77403094
post the list

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>>77403090

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500394594133.webm

>>77403090
Need a helping hand?
As a prank haha

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>>77403138
no

>>77403133
lol

>quit doing drugs
>still have almost a full sheet of acid and 7g mdma

I don't want to throw it out because it was expensive, and I don't want to sell it because I don't feel like going to prison. Figure I'll keep it and break it out when I hit 30 or something.

Shall NOT be posting in a 300 reply thread lads

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>>77403180
where are you? I'll buy it.

>>77403138
hey you should post your thighs for a prank lol

>>77402561
Not as much libido probably. From what I understand they have more nerves on their clitoris then we do on the head of our dicks

>>77403212
Why thighs lad?

>>77403305
trust me its a good prank lol