What happens here?

Smelly milk beer

I don't know. Probably just Saamis herding raindeer.

>>77397726
Don't you have google you stupid pizza

>>77397726
the comfiest place on earth

>>77397830
More Norwegians than samer.

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>>77397726
This.

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>>77398076
And this.

>>77398076
>>77398100
looks comfy

>>77398169

There's Russians there so no

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Anyone actually lives there?

>>77398076
>>77398100
10/10 would spend the rest of my useless days there

>>77397726
It's a nice region. You can go diving, fishing, hiking, camping or just drive around and enjoy the view and fresh air coming from Barent's Sea.

Also brilliant seafood.

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>>77398100
And this, northernmost spot in Europe (but not really, you can go a few km further north)

Ask me anything about northern norway.

>>77398438

Are Kvens common?

>>77398196
I live there in the summers sometimes. Hammerfest is a lovely town. And when I'm not there I live in northern Sweden. Same population status.

>>77398499
Common? Sure, they're there. About 10-15k. But most of them aren't identified as "kvener" anymore. They're "Norwegian" now. Some still identifies as kvener tho.

>>77398438
What's the best sushi place in Finnmark?

>>77398728
The one Kvens make obviously.

Reminder Norway is a mere one nation away from North Korea

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>hurrdurr Norway is le banana republic
>their wealth is solely due to oil hurrrrrr
>dey be snowniggas and would be living in huts if it wasn't for their oil shekels nigguh

As a Norwegian-American man, I feel obligated to prove this preposterous claim wrong by posting this human capital report, which essentially measures the capability of humans, in said country, to contribute to their economy.

So if the oil runs out, they wont be in trouble any time soon.

>>77398076
>>77398100
Looks like actual summer!

>>77398998
was your great great great great great grandad from norway? if he was your then american you fat fuck

>>77399064
Yeah, it's like 5 degrees there now. Pretty good.

>>77398861
You have a link or name for it?

>>77399103
I am a 100% Norwegian

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This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg

>>77399103
Why shoot down every american with an interest in their heritage? I think it's nice that they care. I care about mine too, but I found that I'm just a dull Norwegian all the way back as far as records go.

>>77398169
For two months of the year maybe

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Finnish mages.

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>>77399104
So Yandex be lying to me. Is it regular weather? The man on the photo wears a shirt.

>>77399161
>A pure 100% Norweign American
Even I'm having a hard time believing that, sorry.

>>77399248

Reported to Swedish police for racist material

>>77399248
Source for this racist material?

>>77399264
8, 5, who knows. But it was 5 the other day.

>>77397726
Some Samis still living the traditional lifestyle herding reindeer (and drinking), but mostly Norwegians. Lots of flat nature, isolated military bases. Thinly populated. Some tourist areas such as North Cape (which is a complete tourist trap, it's not the northernmost point of Europe by any definiton).

>>77399305
Which familiar are you sending?

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>>77397726
Frida was born there.

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>tfw no saami gf

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>>77399583
Are they still this swarthy?

I thought they've mixed with rest of the fennoscandians

>>77399458
Pekka. The one with skis coming back from the war.

>that's an archetypal Norwegian joke about Finns btw.

>>77399658

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/sápmi/

>>77399583
Leave our women alone.
Mon in jáhke dan uté mana eret dáppe!

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>>77399658
Dude, samer are basically steppe nomads.

>>77399682
Where's the joke? The only finnish joke I know is too long to recount.

>>77399248
We never get this meme over here cuz we are told Finland is "a top performer in numerous metrics of national performance, including education, economic competitiveness, civil liberties, quality of life, and human development"

There are only two countries in this whole hemisphere that really have their shit together

>>77399716
>nomads.
50-100 years ago maybe.. Most of us live stationary lives. Only the U´téahá, herders follow the nomadic life these days.

>>77399192
what the hell

>>77399736
It's all smoke and mirrors, they were getting food aid from the EU not that long ago.

>>77399765
Steppe nomads capable of taming reindeer, which should technically be impossible.

>>77399355
I think it's this. It's a webcomic style thing.
http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=1

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>>77399355
Post-apocalyptic scandinavia

>>77397874
Why are swedes on /int/ so rude?

>>77399861

They're just sad because their country is going down the drain and there's nothing they can do about it

I just realised that Sweden and Finland look like genitals

>>77399716
>Where's the joke?
It's a Norwegian joke about Finns
>Pekka came back from the war
>first he fucked his wife
>then he went to sauna
>then he fucked his wife again
>then he had some dinner
>then he fucked his wife again
>then he got drunk
>then he fucked his wife again
>then he passed out on the bed as a happy man
>then his wife took his skis off

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>>77399923

>>77399800
>should technically be impossible.
We have a saying
Son lea boazobargi, coggal muora dollii
"I'm a reindeer herder, please keep me warm/put wood in the fire"
It's not an easy life. Which is why I work with tourists.

>>77399923
>just realised

>>77399834
>>77399859
thnx

>>77399957

ooga booga

>>77399923
I used to think Elves are quick to recognize lewdness.

>>77400024
Mon in liiko dutnje..

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>>77400001
After being mangled from banging an android chick, maybe

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>>77400088

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>>77400252
Mån vasjodav duv..

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>>77400252
the more you know...

>>77400411
is this true?

>>77400542
Yes.

>>77400542
There were apparently some black vikings as well. Memes aside, I'd like to know more about them.

>>77400411
Lel, what the hell.

>>77400606
Says who? Just curious if you got this from /int/ or /pol/.

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>>77400252
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77400542
Nah, hämäläiset are pretty much the rednecks of Finland, lovable but weird.

>>77400606
>>77400542
They are called Uékuhtré by my tribe.
I don't think they exist any more. At least no one in my closest generation has seen any of them.
They came with us Sapmí on the long travel before the ice.

>>77400542
Are you retarded?
I mean, even if somehow google did not exist, you're on 4chan, and asking questions about this sort of subject is guaranteed to be answered by shitposts only.

>>77400652
I've heard there was a black viking (chief?) on Iceland during the Viking age. Not from 4chan at all, saw a book about the subject. Don't know anymore about it than that, don't even know if it's true.

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>>77400542
Of course cracka, learn some real history.

>>77400771
Some things never change, huh?

I don't think there were any black Karoliner, but there were women who sneaked into the ranks.

>>77400771
It's not so far fetched that there was a black dude or two in scandinavia during that period, but where would he come from, I wonder. It is regarded as incredible that Vikings went all the way down to north africa and raided there, so how would a sub saharan go up here?
Now, it could be that there were black people in north africa and they took some chick back and then made her concubine? Result black child? Who knows.

>>77400848

I think that statue in Original Black people of North America is a literal monkey

>>77397726
Rightful Finnish clay

>>77398998
Did you notice that no one talked about this before you arrived?

>>77400852
Also "black" might be widely defined if they had never seen any other race than northern european. Might even have been arab or southern european/mediterranean. Vikings went down there all the time, and some were probably brought back for fuck knows what reason. It's not that unbelieveable tbqh

>>77401090
Yeah.
But that's something quite else than the black native people in Finland tho. If that's true.

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>>77400927
The wuz modern natives too.

>>77397726
Horrible oppression of Finnic peoples an Germanicist racism

https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suomalainen_vaara

>>77401128
Arabs sailed up the Volga and settled? Could even be Caucasus people, e.g. Armenians can be quite dark skinned. No idea. In any case, ancient migration patterns are fascinating.

>>77399291
there are alot of american norwegians desu.

>>77401210
>ancient migration patterns are fascinating.
Agreed.

>>77400848
>>77400411
WE WUZ EVERYTHANG N SHIEEEET

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It all belongs to fatherland.

>>77398438
Can I come visit?

>>77399861
Swedes are rude everywhere.

>>77397726
>What happens here?
Fucking NOTHING.

>>77401753
I wouldn't call them rude, just arrogant and holier-than-thou

>>77401868
You're all arrogant

Except Icelanders and maybe Danes

>>77401941
>and maybe Danes
Danes are the jews of the North.

>>77401941
Nah, only Poles, Swedes and French are more arrogant than we are

>>77401941
All Finns are very self-deprecating.

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>>77401941
>>77401987
>Danes
>Not arrogant
>Swedes
>Arrogant

Sometimes I forget that you people live on the other side of the planet

>>77401941
You're a top lad