How do you fuck a girl ?

(She's just a one time thing)

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Benis into bagina :DDD

>>77395986
I slap her boobs around stick my penis inside her and pee a little. It's called having sex, pierre.

>>77396034
Yeah sure but how do you behave ? Do you fuck her slow, or hard ? What face do you make ? Does she undress you, or do you do it yourself ??

you don't need to undress to have sex

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>>77396069
>Do you fuck her slow, or hard ?
hard
>What face do you make ?
pic
>Does she undress you, or do you do it yourself ??
neither

>>77396116
I won't trust you

(you fucking hans)

you come slowly to her, start kissing her and touching her, from now on your most basic instincts will kick in

>>77396069
I fuck her hard like a two dogs going at it.
>Frenchmen fuck their girls slowly
WTF?!

>>77396214
Suppose it's not YOUR girl, but a woman whom you've never fucked before

will you still fuck her hard ?

Makeout until she asks for the dick. Then thrust in various positions and then force yourself to cum when you get bored.

t. someone that is bad at sex with an robotic gf

>>77396264
ask her how she likes it

>>77396293
Literally this

>>77396293
really ? doesn't it breaks all the magic ?

>>77396323
it just depends on how you do it man, you can start slowly and maybe she will ask for you to go harder, if not you can just ask her if you should go harder

>having to teach frenchman how to make love to a woman

>>77396380
So it's acceptable to just ask ??

thank you SOOO MUCH mate


just one more thing : how does the "undressing" usually happens ?

>>77395986
Sex is in our nature. You'll know what to do when you are in that situation.

>>77396462
Then how come some people are bad at sex ?

usually starts with slow fuckstrokes while we continue kissing, then the speed gets upped, various positions, when i'm tired she gets on top and then i flip her over again for the last few poundings and then i shoot it on her belly or back (no condom risk crew GANG GANG)

basically, having sex is instinctual

it all sound mystical and magical but once she is butt naked in front of you, you know how shit work

You have to grab her by the throat with one hand pull out your dick with the other. If she is struggling, this is a sign she is enjoying herself.
Then you lick her face and watch her turn blue for like 5 minutes while you choke her.
When it looks like she's losing consciousness, that's when you turn her around jam your cock in her ass and do some sharp, deep thrusts while pulling her hair. If you have problems holding an erection you can use your first instead.
If she starts crying you should spit in her face and call her a slut.

>>77396458
yeah ofcourse it is, unless you are mind reader..

most of the time it happens while oyu are kissing and its kind of awkward depending on what you are wearing, i just undress myself and her and dont make big fuss about it


>>77396505
being bad at sex just means you ignore what your partner wants or you are fat slob who is out of breath after 3 strokes

also... foreplay is important, dont just go benis into bagina straight out, you can kiss her and just touch her for a while, gently bite her ear or whatever, i know almost all girls like being kissed on the upper neck

>>77396519
Ooooh yeah I need to ask that too : do you always engage with missionary position ?

How do know when to change position ? Can give me the most common positions, like doggy

>>77395986
It comes naturally honestly. Just don't over think it and youll be fine. Literally just b urself ;^)

Just call the bulll over to do her for you. Problems weren't.

>>77396584
Yep I had heard that man, thanks for the neck tip

>>77396638
I dunno man, I just don't want her to tell her friends that I make a funny face when I fuck

>>77396663
I guess France is just a bit more latin than germanic on that point

>>77396069
just b yourself.

>>77395986
Is this your first time?
How old are you?

>>>77396638 (You)
>I dunno man, I just don't want her to tell her friends that I make a funny face when I fuck

So hit it from the back bruh

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>>77396787
Yes dude, 21

>>77396864
just try to act natural dude. do whatever you saw in regular porn.

>>77395986
>How do you fuck a girl ?
>(She's just a one time thing)
i never went through this since i first dated then fucked
i suppose you either take your time to get her wet and hot or (in the case of a slag) waste no time and JAM IT IN!
with a date i would know what she likes or dislikes, so it's hard to say what i would do with a woman that magically appears naked and asking for it. what if it's a setup and she wants to accuse me of rape?

>>77396809
Noice, i fucked that link up. Meant to reply to
>>77396688

>>77396972
>what if it's a setup and she wants to accuse me of rape?

literally what

>>77396323
>doesn't it breaks all the magic ?
it does
but again, if it's a random slag she's used to hard and impersonal so why waste time pleasing her?

>>77395986
kiss her softly but don't be too romantic if you don't know her, just some gentle kiss here and there then grab her head from behind and close you hand so you a tight grip and slap her head onto your dick and choke her with your dick

>>77397006
eh, i'm paranoid

>>77397055
but are you an android?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHiGbolFFGw

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ITT virgins giving advices how to fuck gals

>>77396864
Wow 20+ year old virgin?

I hope you don't like this chick because no matter what you do, this will end badly.
It happens on everyone's first time, you will cum quickly, but since you are a grown ass man she will probably laugh at you and tell all her friends.

Should've lost it to a prostitute when you were 18, that's what this one loser friend of mine did.

I've literally never even heard of 18+ yo virgins outside of /r9k/. Even there I always assumed it was a joke.

Anyways good luck man.

>>77397100
kicking and squealing gucci little piggy

>>77397112
good one

>>77397112
xd

>>77397166
dont be a creep pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZiNtbgm9oM

I won't.

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>>77397255
> russian virgin boys

>>77397227
eh, there there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AQSLozK7aA

>>77395986
Learn how to dance, dancing is a big analogy to sex, if you don't have time for that search on the internet for hip movements and Cumbia moves.
In bed just do as you dance, some people start dancing all in and some other play it cool for a while, just do as it most suit you.
Always wear a condom or at least that's how my dad taught me to do so, do it once shes lied in bed and both of you are completely undressed, it may kill the mood but it's far better than hanging around with a condom in your dick while she awkwardly undresses.
Take a solid base to lay your knees, if the sheets are slippery take them of the bed, if you can lay a feet in the ground as rip so much better.
Always or at least 90% of the time start in missionary, use the hip movement to move slowly towards her inside, just as a playful game of taking back and giving in, eye contact strongly required.
at this point just let go, take a rhythm and follow it, maybe is 1...2...3.1...2...3.1...2...3 and follow it as much as you can, don't worry about the sweat. Girls need rhythm in order to enjoy it, putting benis in vagina is not quiet enough.
From time to time change your rhythm and movement, instead of going full on her, move your hip a little to the right and left in circular way just like full...full...circle..full....full...circle..full....and on and on.
Girls go crazy with that kinda stuff, once you've learned the basic just go wild and ask her to change position just like the porn video you saw last day.

>>77397303
I'm 180cm, 95kg and I've had an anime waifu for the last 5 years. I unironically love her.
Sorry roasties, it's not happening.

>>77397104
Uuum no sweety, ive had sex literally once so im basically an expert.

>>77396069
Are you getting married as a 40 yo virgin? Go ask your dad

>father teaches his son about sex
my dad Is a fucking beta :( he doesn't know shit about women, I don't even know how he managed to get married
I've never heard him talking about his ex girlfriends

jesus fuck this is cringe, dont over think it just see what happens if u end up cumming on her toe before u even reach her vagina then good you dont deserve to have sex.

>>77399388
ask your mom then. she's the one who did all for your dad in the end

>>77395986
Kiss her neck, slide in gentle and slow, gradually increase the speed till you find a rhythm you can maintain. Use your hands to feel her body. After maybe 10 minutes (if you last that long) switch positions. If she's on top at first, my trick is to pick her up and throw her down then go on top and start getting more aggressive. But everyone has their own style

>>77398723
Me too. I even touched her boobies.

>>77399588
i grew up learning by myself but i envy those guys with a social dad
mine Is a fucking robot, he doesn't have friends and he's not even an autist

>>77399638
Noice, did she put your benis in her mouth? She did for me.

say her that she should get herself wet while you go take a shit

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>>77399998
>99998
that's like being the unsuccessful brother

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Thank me later

>>77400089
TL;DR thanks for nothing