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>>77387559
/14/88/

Any fellow /fit/ Jews?

would love meh a jewess

>>77387559
atheist here lol

>>77387623
feeling fit buddy?

>>77387715
loser

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anyone else in here feeling a bit warm?

>>77387971
delet.

My maternal grandmother is Jewish, so technically I'm a Jew.

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>>77388584
how does that make you feel?

If I convert do I get a free trip to Israel or is that only for people born jewish?

I did 23andme and I found out I have some traces of Ashkenazi ancestry and my great grandmother's name was Kaufmann.

I also get mistaken for Jewish a lot and a Jewish professor told me I have a "very jewish personality."

Am I welcome here?

>>77390431
only those who have jewish ancestry
>>77390549
yes my brother

>>77390967
>only those who have jewish ancestry
typical cheap jews

Why is Ashkenazi food so terrible? It's probably the worst food in the world. Is bad food connected to intellectual achievement? Cf. the British.

>>77387559
Doesn't that include Arabs as well?

Emma Stone has really beautiful feet. I want to suck on her high arches.

Holocaust? More like LOLocaust :DDDDD

I am cut so please gib jewish gf. My benis is ready :DDDD

>>77391583
yes and christians too

>>77387559
Emma Stone is a fucking jew?
Wtf I hate her now

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*sniffs*

>>77392030
Those soles are sexual.

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>>77392018

>>77392008
that's uncommonly hospitable for 4chan standards. Cheers bro! Hava nageela and all that.

>>77392098
ayy lmao

>>77392098
Ok maybe I dont hate her
Still a little disappointed

>>77392125
thank you based czech I was in prague last year and absolutely loved everything about it

>>77390549
define "very jewish personality."

>>77389021
>how does that make you feel?
Kinda jewish

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>>77392946
good

>tfw learning Hebrew
>"maybe this language isn't completely retarded"
>see the Kamats applied to the Hebrew word for "father"
wtf i'm so dissapointed

>>77391332
>pastrami
>Montreal smoked meat
>babka
>bagels n lox
>kugel
>chicken matzo soup
>bialy
>latkes
>matzo brei

kys

>>77392995
We tatars are jews basically. At least our personality is pretty close.
Also, i want a jewish gf, like hila klein or smth

>>77393062
there are hila kleins on every corner here I don't get all the hype she is a 6/10 at best

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Are all Jews doomed to manletism due to kosher autism and lactose intolerance?

>>77393062
jewish personality is basically saying bad jokes all the time, rite?

>>77393127
tbf there are A LOT of lanklets here

>>77393104
Well, i just like slim dark skinned chicks with blue or green eyes+jewish personality. Also, considering the looks and behaviour of ethan, many guys imagine themselves being better i guess, its in the head

>>77393178
Randomly or specific ethnic groups? Are the Ethiopians big guys?

>>77393160
Yeah, and trying to cheat even if that doesnt bring you any profit

>>77393267
no ethiopians are average, I would say that the ashkenazi are pretty tall

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Post your jew-fus

>>77392018
>>77392098

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=2228

>Her paternal grandfather, Conrad Ostberg Sten, was from a Swedish family that anglicized their surname to "Stone" when they immigrated to the United States through Ellis Island. She also has German, English, Scottish, and Irish ancestry.


Don't taint her good name

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>>77393423

According to 23andme I had a single jewish ancestor who lived during the late 18th or early 19th century, can I post here?

>>77393607
sons of abraham are jews christians and muslims so yes

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>>77393423

>>77393332
Ethiopians are short and skinny
The only big ethiopians are the big ones that play basketball

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עוד מישהו פה היה בהופעה שלהם בתל אביב ב2010?

>>77393865
yeah I was, I'm really bummed about this

>>77393332
>tfw 175cm Ashkenazi

Am I a shame upon my tribe's head?

>>77393127
Nah this is a load of crap.
I'm 5'8 manlet and I drank and drink loads of milk. Was breast for more than the recommended time.

That's a good point though, both my younger sister and I were breastfed far longer than necessary and we're both intelligent. Her more than me probably, and she was breastfed way way longer which was pretty gross desu.

Who knows.

t. Manlet Schlomo

>>77393332
Because they're richer?

>>77389021
A bit guilty. I should study my Jewish roots more. It's one of the oldest cultures that survived centuries of oppression.

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>>77393178
>lanklets

is there a word for "non-jews", that are patrilineally only jews ?

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>>77387559
1973 was an arab victory

>>77399802
>arab victory

>>>/x/

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If Semitic people stayed with one reilgion the world would have been probably be uder one faith by now

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Sup Jew bros

What about crypto Jews?

Proud Catholics since the Spanish Inquisition

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>>77387559
i wish i was a kike

>>77392098
Got any more webms of her?

This thread is mesjoggene oetz. But you are all my makkers. If someone says otherwise I kick them in their togus! Och jeej!

>>77400638
>If Semitic people stayed with one reilgion the world would have been probably be uder one faith by now
That made me very angry for some reason, delet

>>77387559
I am the son from Keturah

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>>77393423