Where is our /voc/aroo thread?

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>>77385752
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rpZbVxwTw7

>>77384498
alguién dáme algo para recitar en castellano.

Kjarnorkuroyndarspreinging.

>>77384498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vaL9OABvsq
gave it a try, forgive the butchering, i'll post some italian later

>>77384498
(bad) French: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gkuWsZQkpL

Portuguese: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fEkEwIKugP

(bad) Catalan: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0daP1IxD8zk

English: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SytjmEBbpa

>>77390219
Fabio? What are you doing here?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z64sywg4BX

>>77390308
Almost portuguese, were not for some words like "vezes" and the fact you're using european portuguese.

Nah I'm joking, do whatever you want. And I'd say you are from the midwest, based off on some people I know.

And also, check and rate my english.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09U3g8WikCH

Any language suggestions are welcome.

>>77393377
>almost 100% correct portuguese
Fixed

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0np8e7mhT8p

Guten tahk, ish bin amerikaner, und ish bin ows dem osten. Dess is mineh frow und mine zone und tokter. Ish bin here owf oorlowp.

>>77393377
Yeah I realized as soon as I said it that I fucked up "vezes."

>and the fact you're using european portuguese.
I'm somewhat infamous for that on here.

Your English accent is fine if a bit thick. Just watch American and British movies and it will go away.

I am from the Midwest (Chicago suburbs) but everyone tells me I sound like I'm from the west coast.

>Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was *I* who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

>>77384498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0egyzubku28

>>77389413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CjJdPIH36w

Nu rinner svartingablod över nordanrikena liksom den syndaflod som i fordoms tid svepte undan dåtidens männskliga avskräde och med sitt sitt helgade vatten befriade jorden från dessa och bringade en ny begynnelse.
Hell seger!