/brit/

real edition

reviewbrah could look handsome if he fixed his hair and wore a suit that fits him
why does he choose to stay autistic?

...thread war...
...Thread War...
...THREAD WAR...

real thread

earlyposting bellsniffs both go fuck yourselves

>>77383594
his suits do fit him
he just wears an old style of early 20th century suit thats supposed to be baggy

just eaten some steak and eggs

can feel my muscles bulging, desperate to escape from my prison of skin

>>77383558
like 1 standard drink methinks

babestation

Good thread

might go to greggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBsHfsor4dg

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>>77383492
this thread has the backing of the United States of America

>>77383677
fucking based black dude in the back

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i touched the first ever copy of Newton's Principia today, the handwritten minutes of the first Philosophical Transations (1660) and also stood in the place WW1 was officially declared

what do you think of that?

>>77383677
sup reviewbrah

>>77383677
looks like commie propaganda

>>77383691
Post it

>>77383677
reviewbrah notice me

>>77383692
based xd

>>77383700
not much
what do you think?

>>77383702
he didnt post a comment an irish poster just decided to say he did. no one else in the thread saw it

reviewbrah?

big fan

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can you review this?

Wearing a German M17 helmet. Not sure to post or not?

>>77383700
>helping the decay of a priceless document by touching it.

selfish cunt.

>>77383700
where is it kept?

>>77383700
Cambridge University Library?

>Oh look
>Some spastic attention whore posted a thread early
>I know, I'll make another pointless thread and spam it in his pointless thread
>Split up all the posters
>That will surely remedy this

i fucking hate all of you so much. been posting in /brit/ since 2013 and have not made a single thread. why do you give a fuck about making threads so much, and care so fucking much that people aren't posting the one you made?

if there is a new thread that is on page 1, don't make a new thread. how fucking hard is that? fucking cretinous children. if the thread is not past 300 replies, don't make a new thread. fucking easy isn't it? you'd think so

>>77383791
fuck off waifu mong

>>77383700
I think that book looks fucking shit Tbh

>>77383791
piss off you whiney cunt

>>77383791
i feel you man

what should i dream about lads

>>77383823
me x

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>>77383730
i think its pretty fucking cool tbqh

but okay then, how about this? its an original Salvador Dali I saw just sitting in the staff room

>>77383762
the archivist said i could
its cool

>>77383764
The Royal Society in Pall Mall

>>77383791
>why do you give a fuck about making threads so much, and care so fucking much that people aren't posting the one you made?
never understood this. its fucking weird. imagine how weird those people must be irl to autistically battle and gain some empty sense of satisfaction if they win.

obscure proto-tim kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te5wj3T2y5k

>>77383756
that's the original WW1 Stahlhelm right? please do!

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someone photoshop Sara's name on this please

like a little plaque underneath that says "Sara Davdison" or something

>>77383830
hope you're a cat boobs and a bum goodnight

>>77383840
lol ini

when I made a thread last year two JFs tried derailing it for some reason

couldn't work it out

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(((BBC)))

if the bible/koran/etc are the literal words of god then why do religious mongs have the audacity to change them or cherrypick the good bits? seems like a one way ticket to hell if you do that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cd190i5TBQ

posting to see what this trip does of me

What is another way to say 'shit-stirrer', lads? Looking for a noun of the same meaning which doesn't have any rude words in it

>>77383869
not your personal army

>>77383897
poo-churner

>>77383897
meddler

bbc is more biased that /pol/

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>>77383869

>>77383791
unironically this
>>77383801
>>77383811
alri terminally autistic thread splitting OP children

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>there are literally people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have never kissed a girl

>>77383897
antagoniser

>>77383897
pot stirrer

why does your country even exist?

>>77383897
just say stirrer

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>>77383927

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prefer kissing to sex

NOT gay just desperate for affection haha

>>77383920
>terminally autistic
What does that even mean?

>>77383927
I'm waiting until marriage

>>77383873
why

any reviewbrah man in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yQWM4NIvHo

Sillyness

>>77383950
So we could find yours

>>77383978
why did you say it

>>77383973
that you will probably eventually die of your autism it is so severe.

>>77383875
uncomfortable picture

>>77383873
hahaha what

>>77383897
Milo

>>77383983
The vikings found us though.

have literally catalogued thousands of /brit/ threads to my hard drive, what am i like heh

>>77383756
you gonna post it or what lad?

@77384023
this is bait

>>77384023
only greenland and canada

>>77384023
WE

>>77383791
hello waifu mong

yanks piss off, haunt your own shit general

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>>77384005
>>77383975
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08hyhm7/1066-a-year-to-conquer-england-series-1-episode-2

>>77383995
saw his comment on the video so just wondering

>>77383982
can tim actually play any instrument? is there a single recording of him plaing anything where it sounds even remotely okay? i mean i know he cant hit a single not singing, but he buys all this really nice gear to play on and he just fucking murders it every time he touches it

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>>77384032
i just cap the posts that amuse/interest me

Any prominent figures in Labour right now besides Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell and Diane Abbott lads?

>>77384062
hate thread splitters
hate waifu mongs

simple as

>>77384074
no you didnt
what did the comment say then

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/thereportoftheweek
screaming at the spike around the manchester

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>>77384034
It too big for my head

britain for the british

>>77384070
Yes, but why on Earth would they use a nig in a historical movie? It's bad enough that they're all over stories based on European myths and heroes

>>77384106
Didn't they sack flabbot?

They should

how do you know reviewbrah browses /brit/

mental to think the Roman Empire went on until 1806

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo0skTCELVA
>2014
>no views

i didn't see the comment either

i'm a little suss now

>>77384149
it literally ended in 476

>>77384127
Because the BBC are more interested in appeasing ethnic minorities with quotas than actually producing realistic and informative factual content.

>>77384111
I swear to God I did it was something like "you go tim" or something like that

>>77384168
Heard somewhere that it became a church or something.

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>>77384120
nice
it's too big for everyone's head lol, wouldn't worry about that. some of the young german lads in old ww1 pictures look like they have buckets on

>>77384149
>>77384168
umm no sweaty xx
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_Empire

reality has a liberal bias

>>77384164
that irish made it up
this is his form of trolling and its epic
>>77384199
>something like
ah yes
no this is really epic

>>77384149
1453

>>77384227
you're mad loads of people saw it

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White people have been playing Egyptians in films for almost a century (English actor Boris Karloff in the 1932 film The Mummy for example). Get over it.

>>77384216
um no

>>77384237
Byzantines were hardly Roman. Didnt even speak Latin.

>>77384259
the ancient egyptians were white tho

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>>77384259
WE

>>77384203
???

The Roman Empire split into a Western and Eastern half in the late Imperial era, but the Western half (the one that actually contained Rome) fell to Germanic invaders in 476. The Eastern half, known from then on as the Byzantine Empire, didn't include Rome nor did the people there even speak Latin, so it doesn't make a lot of sense to call it Roman.

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>Byzantines were hardly Roman. Didnt even speak Latin.

>>77384288
no they weren't

>>77384263
>>77384254
shut up mboko

>>77384259
>Get over it.
You should tell that to the blacks getting mad at other blacks playing blacks.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/17/nina-simone-blackface-criticism-zoe-saldana-biopic-slavery

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>The Roman Empire split into a Western and Eastern half in the late Imperial era, but the Western half (the one that actually contained Rome) fell to Germanic invaders in 476. The Eastern half, known from then on as the Byzantine Empire, didn't include Rome nor did the people there even speak Latin, so it doesn't make a lot of sense to call it Roman.

>>77384259

Yes, his point was about historical events where the people were white however. Your movie is about a reincarnated mummy.

>>77384311
what were they then?

how much does it cost to visit japan?

>>77384337
a lot

>>77384337

3 silver coins

>>77384337
a year's worth of bennies

>>77384336
various things since ancient egypt is such a long period of history that their is no consistent ethnicity

about tree fiddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR9hMj6OLfM

are all yankee professors like this

>>77384329
the byzantines weren't turks you cretin

poo bum willy

>>77384336
Egyptian. Then they were genocided by Arabs.

>>77384337
£2500-3000 for two weeks and to live reasonably

are italians white?

>>77384402
no

>>77384402
"white" is a dumb yank invention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNnHa-PY3t8

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>>77384327
>that fucking article

I kiss both boys and girls

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Been a couple of days without the devil's cabbage lads. Solemnly munching on some mozarella in pesto.

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The absolute state of the north

>>77384415
Don't have twitter, but you can write me a letter.

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>mfw all the people on the street know about Northern Ireland is that "there is a lot of history" behind it and "it is very complicated"
The relationship in history between Great Britain and Ireland is very simple, lads. You don't need to know any dates, people or battles to understand it.

For 800 years, the people who lived on the island of Ireland in history routinely got the shit end of the stick from those who live in Britain. In 1801, the United Kingdom was formed and Great Britain and Ireland were united as one. However, Ireland still got shat on again and again by the British and resentment grew.

In the 1870s, the 'Home Rule' (self governance) movement gained traction in Ireland. However, the efforts were routinely resisted and ignored in the British parliament. This was up until the 1910s, when a bill was finally passed in parliament and negotiations were under way. Protestants in the northern part of Ireland began to form armed militia groups to enforce their demands. The Catholic communities formed their own in response.

Ireland was in progress of being granted semi-independence but the people were divided and were starting to arm themselves and brace for violence. However, World War I broke out and everything was put on hold. This was until Irish Catholics perished in great numbers under the British flag and Irish people back home were pissed. A set of them staged an uprising in Easter 1916. This uprising was quickly stopped by British authorities, but then the leaders were executed and that pissed off the Irish community even further.

Numerous bombing attacks occurred since then, until 1919 when an all-out war of independence was staged in Ireland. It was put down again and then the British and Irish signed a treaty which had the semi-independence that Ireland wanted in 1921. As part of this treaty, Northern Ireland was created as a piece of Ireland which still remained part of the UK and still so to this day.

That's all there is to it, lads.

>>77384383
here's another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug34vogS3Fw

>>77384439
UTTERLY abhorrent

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anime

>>77384439
hmm ah yes

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/19/people-actually-thought-this-road-sign-exists-5892289/

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>>77384439

>>77384288
proof?

>>77384439
>implying it's not a nationwide problem

>>77384439
>airport
heh

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>>77384327
>The real problem, with the Nina Simone film and movies in general, isn’t who’s in front of the camera but who’s behind it. As was recently pointed out, pretty much everyone involved in this movie, from the writer/director, to the makeup artists who darkened Saldana’s skin, to the prosthetics team who moulded her fake nose, is – can you guess? Can you? – white. “An artist’s duty, as far as I’m concerned, is to reflect the times,” Simone once said. On no level does Hollywood reflect the times, but the movies certainly do reflect the industry.

>>77384439
fake news from the london establishment

>>77384439
uh
that's arabic and does not translate to those place names

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>>77384422
>"white" is a dumb yank invention

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this is the first ever British satellite, the Ariel-1. They built two copies. One was launched into orbit in 1962 and accidentally blown to smithereens by a US nuclear test 3 months later, and the other was kept by the Royal Society and hung above the reception to the Director's office, which is where i saw it today.

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POO WILLIES

>>77384507
you would know rasheed

>>77384489
who are these cute slags

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>>77384439
Meanwhile in London and in reality...

>>77384336
black

>>77384507
RASHEED

>decide to make a hike to a far-ish town along existing trails on a map
>arrive and it's all overgrown and untouched for years

dont know how many spiders I ate

>>77384383
https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2017/02/05/unhinged-nyu-professor-whose-hissy-fit-went-viral-turns-out-to-be-lobster-porn-artist/

>>77384336
i imagine they looked somewhat like modern yemenis

>>77384528
how was it destroyed by the nuclear testing? surely the bomb was set off on earth?

>>77384536
There are no more bengalis there
its all been gentrified and they got priced out
its just a twattish hipster market now

>>77384528
>accidentally blown to smithereens by a US nuclear test 3 months later
imagine my literal non-fucking surprise

would honestly destroy a road sign if I saw arabic on it
what's the penalty for that?

>>77384507
what does it say then sareem

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>>77384558
>pjmedia.com

>>77384570
harrogate > bath desu

any shia man in?

>>77384530
cringe

>>77384533
from left to right: sakurako, ayano and kyouko from Yuru Yuri

>muslims LITERALLY call themselves shite
it never gets old

>>77384586
don't go to the middle east then lad

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Getting my daily dose of Ben Shapiro and PragerU

not a fan of 'slims

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>cringe

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>>77384579
Starfish Prime was a July 9, 1962 high-altitude nuclear test conducted by the United States, a joint effort of the Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) and the Defense Atomic Support Agency. It was the largest nuclear test conducted in outer space and one of five conducted by the US in space.

A Thor rocket carrying a W49 thermonuclear warhead (manufactured by Los Alamos Scientific Laboratory) and a Mk. 2 reentry vehicle was launched from Johnston Island in the Pacific Ocean, about 1,450 kilometres (900 mi) west-southwest of Hawaii. The explosion took place at an altitude of 250 miles (400 km), above a point 19 miles (31 km) southwest of Johnston Island. It produced a yield equivalent to 1.4 megatonnes of TNT.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish_Prime

>>77384612
innit

>>77384626
shia are peaceful Muslims

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>>77384581
>Today, it is the heart of the city's Bangladeshi-Sylheti community and is known to some as Banglatown

hmmmm

Also, check captcha lmao

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>>77384617

>>77384626
>>77384654
THEY ALL KUFFAR!

>>77384612
they all kufar

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Meanwhile, in the South...

dont understand why millenials wont stop fucking complaining about the smallest most inconsequential shite and pull themselves up by their bootstraps like their parents
theres a reason boomers are the most successful and prosperous generation in human history, they had to walk through the wind and snow to school every day with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the mental fortitude to succeed

>>77384631
shlomostein cohenberg shekelwitz

Tyson Fury >> Lennox Lewis >>> Vitali Klitschko >>>>>>> Anthony Joshua > Wladimir Klitschko >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>9001. Mike Tyson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. 90001. Cassius Clay

>>77384658
that information is outdated by about 10 years

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>Republicans are the party of small government

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>>77384558
https://anaba.blogspot.ro/2012/12/rebecca-goyette.html
a fine role model for our future daughters

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>dont understand why millenials wont stop fucking complaining about the smallest most inconsequential shite and pull themselves up by their bootstraps like their parents
theres a reason boomers are the most successful and prosperous generation in human history, they had to walk through the wind and snow to school every day with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the mental fortitude to succeed

>>77384685
hear hear

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>>77384695
>seize property

Based Republicans

>>77383897
shart-shaker

>>77384507
Got a live one, a real live rasheed among us. Watch me try to communicate with it

DURKHA HACH CHA CHA CHA JIHAD SNACKBAR. *waits patiently*

Anyone got any bacon? That usually riles them up, gets them chatting, making noises. We could try asking it which way mecca is, should evoke a physical response?

Haha nah only joking mate come on it,s just banter haha lighten up a bit abdul, could be worse, could be back home couldnt you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nah i'm only fucking with you you're alright, don't want to make you BLOW UP or anything do I? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hell. nah but you're alright, honestly.

southerners
>omg london is the greatest city on earth there's so much to do and so much diversity we have the richest foreign talent in the world love curries nothing wrong with pakis
>haha north is full of pakis lmao

@77384691
>no mcgregor
'ck off

>>77384710
CRIIINGGEEEE

don't understand how people can be unemployed to be honest

my first job was an investment banking position with goldman sachs when I was 17, gabe the interviewer a firm handshake and a winning smile and the rest, as they say, is history

>>77384732
rorke

>theres a reason boomers are the most successful and prosperous generation in human history

lol

just tripped over lads, smacked me lip off the bar

>>77384685
more like boomers were the most self centred generation to date

>>77384788
what bar?

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Newtons handwritten biography that I was allowed to handle today

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>>77384685
umm no sweetie x

>>77384685
absolutely true, kids these days don't know how theyve got it, with their playstations
back in my day i was the CEO of a fortune 500 company at the age of 12, and I never complained

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Scepter of Science given my Charles II to the RS

wasnt allowed to pick up this one haha

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>>77384797

>>77384759
Actually, I was being Deano. Do you even /brit/?

Rorke would have just said fuck off back to pakistan

hate the word based

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and in the Directors office - a bust of a Rothschild!

HMMM

>>77384837
why

I could headbutt anyone in this thread and only get 120 hours unpaid work
And I'm not even a minority

>>77384837
>>77384803
Did you visit the Royal Society, or where is this?

>>77384873
BASED BLACK MAN

RODNEYY YOU PLONKERR

EHRRRGGG UNC SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

>>77384803
>>77384837
>>77384877
nice

reading about the haitian revolution
quite interesting desu

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>>77384893

>>77384738
frighteningly accurate (their assessment, not yours)

>>77384889
it's in my mansion

>>77384918
LIKE
MILK

need a MILF gf

>>77384922
yeah nah poppet, try not to get run over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3GfCmbPDN0

WTF I hate socialism now

fuck everyone in this thread

*manspreads*

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>>77384948

need a CAT gf

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>>77384889
yep was lucky enough to get a private tour

they let me touch the books and everything

for example this is the first ever copy of Newtons Principia here - you can see all the printer's notes on the margins

>>77384918
wish i could retrieve annie from the mists of time

what's that pong

remember when we used to call them normals instead of normies

REMINDER: DO NOT post in the waifu mong's thread if he posts it before 310

any smegheads in here?

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>CREDIT SUISSE: The UK is 'flirting with recession' and it could begin by the end of the year

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>>77384976
heres one with a willy haha x

>>77384984
cant read a word tho lol

DON'T MIGRATE TO EARLY THREADS

>>77385044
I do what I want bitch

>>77385021
>gif
fuck off

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>>77385011
smeeeeeeee

migrating to the early thread as soon as its posted

cat keeps alternating between wanting to sit on my lap and curling up in my bed
bit annoying but it's too cute aha

>>77385013
(((Credit Suisse)))

they have a literal nigger CEO, I wouldn't pay much heed to what they say

If a new thread is posted early, report and ignore.

>>77384825
have the libruls banned this book yet?

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>>77385032
haha it felt very vulgar to take pictures so i kind of rushed them

its a huge book - probably half again as big as A4, so its perfectly readable in person

I even read the anecdote of the apple falling from the tree in Newtons own words!

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*commits 'cide*
*resurrects as a lich*
*binds the runts to my will*

>>77385047
AHHHHHH
:33

reminder not to split threads if some fucking spstic runtoid should post it early. just call them a fucking spastic runtoid and make sure to tell janny

>>77385088
when have liberals ever banned a book

REPORT EARLY THREADS

>>77385108
bender

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>>77383478
>>77383478

>The government has scrapped the planned electrification of railway lines in Wales, the Midlands and the North.

THE NORTHERN POWERHOUSE HAHAHHAHA

>>77385130
rasheed

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>>77385100
actually such a thing is beyond the power of a mere lich
liches are like necromancers that didn't go to uni so they're far less educated and powerful

*does a post about early threads*

>>77385096
Wut, I thought that was a myth. Was it only the pat about it hitting him on the head that was a myth?

If a thread is posted early, report and ignore. Stay in this thread until a new one is posted >310. Don't split the threads.

>>77383700
Did you sign your name in it?

>>77384970
*kicks your bollocks*

>>77385142
cringe

>>77385142
need a more diligent janny to sort you out mister

>>77385114
uh, sweetie, ann coulter says that those dang libruls are going to ban the book soon

greetings, i am still posting in this thread. i made this post so that the thread appears active and people feel less inclined to leave

>>77385142
shan't be posting in this thread

>>77385153
aren't necromancers mortal though so like a lich is a step up from that

>>77385142
need you out of business sunshine

let the janitor know

>>77385158
yes, he never claimed it hit him in the head

>>77385166
no but in the bottomcorner you can see some crossed out words - thats an IOU some random guy scribbled down because the book was onhand in the 1690s

hope the weed smoke clears out before the bf gets home :-s
4 windows, 2 bathroom fans, 1 desk fan, garden door open...

The Catholic who is not a revolutionary is living in mortal sin

Fat people are worse than paedophiles

REPORT THE WAIFU MONG
stay in this thread until 310 when someone posts a new one, lads

*nae naes into the early thread*

>>77385212
bit gay

>>77385212
use a wet towel you muppet

>>77385207
theres no such thing as a janitor any more

>>77385202
liches are necromancer underlings

the aussie who is not a normie is living in mortal no gf

>>77385237
he pops up every few days here

>>77385243
no, lichs are powerful mages that have achieved immortality through dark magic.

>>77385237
my occasional 3 day absences give evidence to the contrary, but why it allows early threads i dont know

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>>77385203
it was a joke, you nitwits, since you were making a dozen or so posts crying about early news

>>77385234
i know, but i like to smoke in the bedroom, the room from which the smoke clears out hardest, so i try to create a lot of currents going on

>>77385215
the catholic who is living is living in mortal sin tbqh

good lads

got a big fat toad willy

hate how you runts slow down posting towards the end of a thread
utter twats

>>77385290
give us a go on it

>>77385280
If you spin a wet towel above your head it collects the smoke and clears the smell you utter scrote

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>>77385261
fine but they can't command minions like a necromancer can

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>>77385327
oh right, well, there's no thick smoke anymore, just probably a vague scent that i hope will go away

>77385360
>303
discarded

not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate i wanted to say that you're looking ok" way

>>77385347
they probably can. in D&D they can.

>>77385347
yes they can????
where are you getting these ideas from mate

>>77385067
very interesting analysis