Depeche Mode edition
arseme
anime
sara
You have £100 million. What do you do with the money?
>>77382173
spend it
>>77382150
meant for
>>77382081
>>77382173
quit work
any other girls in
might drop MD in a cinema 2bh
opinions?
>>77382055
>beat me by 1 min
not happy
>>77382173
whatever the fuck i want
>>77382173
Invest
>>77382199
>whatever the fuck i want
Yes... That is the question you fucking imbecile.
>taking drugs
hope you fall into a psychosis like I did for a year
>>77382173
hoard it until i die
what goes through the mind of a runt who makes a new thread 32 posts early?
>>77382195
Kill yourself you rancid waifu mong
You're the reason everyone's making early news now, because your cancerous vile waifu editions are that horrid
>Yes... That is the question you fucking imbecile.
>>77382219
i take it english isnt your first language.
>>77382200
youd invest 100 million? why? you could just do whatever the fuck you wanted for the rest of your life
ass does sound better than arse
>>77382190
what film?
>>77382245
ahahahaha
>>77382254
CRINGE
>>77382173
carry on being a NEET I suppose
>>77382240
OP here, i only make earlys specifcally because i'm sick of the repeating twittercommie threads
guns and money
>>77382248
The question is what you would do with $100 million. Everyone would do whatever they want, the question is what specifically you WANT to do with it.
This is like when you ask retards what they want from life and they say "i want to be happy" and don't quantify it because they've never actually thought about what that means to them.
>>77382290
i like them because it rattles the runt cages.
>>77382173
buy Freddo in name and factory and become a King.
>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Very concerned with what sort of car he drives
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has a short back and sides haircut.
>Uses hair products
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive
>>77382291
>>77382254
/brit/ also sounds better than /cum/ haha
>>77382298
chill out you autistic idiot.
love it when silly boys get angry at me for covering up my day old stink with a bit of perfume
cheeky xx
>>77382290
good man
>>77382300
t. waifumong
>>77380949
WE'RE
>>77380949
ALL
>>77380949
IN
>>77380949
HERE
>>77380949
>301 posts
Has tim always done this lads? In his latest video he says (literally every single time between songs) that he is not associated with the people that he worked with and he's a "free man".
Did something else happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjP0WfBJCs4
Also 5:14
>>77382253
So that I can get more money you mongoloid. You can live off even less than that comfortably, and invest the rest. At that point it would be a fun game
how did people upload stuff to /rs/ back in the day if 4chan can only host images files?
>>77382343
He used to be an actor and has appeared in a couple of music videos
>>77382220
Explain your psychosis
>british english
>>77382325
shut the fuck up you stupid moron
>>77382095
I'm not your mate.
>>77382342 this is also you >>77382187
fudge off cat mong
>>77382347
But what's the point? A much more fun game would be sailing around the world on a super yacht filled with hot women and drugs
>>77382343
7:25
8:25
9:25
>>77382350
>hes never been to /f/
>>77382362
>has appeared in a couple of music videos
link?
>>77382362
Yeah but before that he did psychics at UCLA and presumably lived a normal life with a good job for 10 20 years
dinner (tea) tomorrow;
Chinese sweet and sour pork with rice
KFC zinger stacker
??????
>>77382394
- extra in Todd Margret, TV for C4, doctor
- extra in film 'Austenland', musician, period dress
- extra in TV production 'Broken Window', cameraman
- extra in Iron Lady feature film - conservative & Labour MP (Feb 2011)
-Extra in Lead Baloon tv prog. for Open Mike, for BBC - camera man, then delivery man in cafe (October 2010)
- extra in Phone Shop tv prog. for Talkback Thames - dog mascot (Aug 10)
- Extra in Channel4 comedy 'the increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret' (played: soldier, businessman and man in street) - May 2010.
- Registered for VMA Models and Talent agency, and submitted for 'Pirates of the Caribbean' (Feb 2010)
- Extra in Match.com TV commercial for Academy films - man in street (Feb 2010)
- Featured extra in a short film/music video for Mawaan videos - Kisschase 'Six Months to Live' (Dec 09). I played a commuter on a park bench looking at a Laptop, including close-up scene (showreel to follow).
- Extra on Film "Swinging with the Finkels" - golfer at a Golf range (Sept 09)
- Extra on Feature Film "Will's Diaries" (Aug 09) - Journalist at a press conference
not gonna wank for a week and see if my sex drive comes back. subscribe to stay updated
>>77382387
t.person who would lose their fortune in their lifetime
>>77382427
zinger
>>77382418
>psychics
kek
>>77382365
too much ket, MD, coke and opiates turned my brain to mush for a year, never touching a drug again except my ole' fags
>>77382433
who gives a shit the point of life is to enjoy yourself as much as possible before we return to an infinite nothingness
>>77382429
>conservative & Labour MP
blairite scum
>>77382316
it doesn't though
Please forgive my autism, dire absence of humour and repugnant body odour: I'm American
>>77382366
>Kenworth
>>77382462
kill yourself teenager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5rhYFACb-s
really want to do this
>>77382433
you planning on taking your money with you when you die?
Went to London a few years ago and im not exaggerating or being hyperbolic but atleast 80% of the people I seen there where Muzzos or ethnics
- a continuation of this video because my phone disconnected
- on Kawai K2ATX Piano - 'Honeysuckle Rose' - 'Trains & Boats & Planes'
- Covers filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 20 July 2017
- I show an 'Oxford Health' appointment which I was forced in to on 14 June 2017
- I show a re-occurring message sent to my social media by 'Marcus Hausen' - If he is to do with DPD I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like! - this also sent to me 29 April 2017
- I mention I would like a USA green card and discuss a meeting with 'Oxford Health' on 14 June 2017 at Valley Centre High Wycombe
>>77382451
Your brain doesn't just unmush itself. How are you functioning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27kGpJF6Aio
>when you see it
>>77382518
was like that when I went in may
already have my will done out
I leave everything to the church (guaranteed access to heaven)
>anon, who's that strange sweaty man you're always looking at online?
>>77382433
what will you do with your cash when you're dead? I'd be fine. I'd buy a little house to fall back on and have shit loads of material wealth if my money ever got low. and if i did spend it all, who gives a shit? dont see how i could possibly spend more than 2 million quid a year tbqh
What was the name of that Scandinavian film with the autistic bodybuidler who lived with his mom?
>>77382431
not wanking made mine go away
daily wanking increased drive
>>77382523
Ill never fully recover from burning all those brain cells but im alot better.
Does anyone have a shot of Tim as an Extra in The Iron Lady? Would quite like to see it but can't be arsed to watch the whole film again
>>77382549
duno
>>77382343
this cant be fucking real im laughing so hard im literally dribbling
>>77382549
Nordern Bruddas
>>77382429
how in the fuck do you know this
>tfw /brit/ has made Tim's paranoia real
>I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere here where I’m a big guy first, masked man second, and probably Gotham's reckoning third.
>>77382549
pans labyrinth
>>77382578
I tried to find him in the crowd of MPs once but I couldn't see him
>Scandinavian film with the autistic bodybuidler who lived with his mom?
business idea: send tim kpop songs and ask him to sing/play them on his guitar/piano
>>77382594
A few seconds of googling, he's not exactly discrete when it comes to sharing information online
>>77382578
it says he is a conservative and labour MP
how does that work?
>>77382387
>a super yacht
go look up how much they cost
>>77382549
Titanic (1997)
>>77382627
multiple roles
>>77382616
Better idea: send him songs that are actually good
can someone give me a quick rundown on tim's life so far
>>77382608
he lives in ireland with his irish gf I thought
how long till tim goes viral and there's reporters outside his home
Vile little slug of a creature
>>77382627
It's common for extras to play more than one person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=486V-xLTd6M
>>77382549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E
>>77382653
Send him songs that are actually good and too hard for him to play and sing.
downloading "austenland" now gonna try and find ar' tim
>>77382634
well, just a big yacht.
>>77382670
after 14000 videos and 30000 tweets i think never
REALLY makes me think huh
Ah yes, Gary Lineker
>>77382702
whats really disgusting is how much influence the NRA has over the republicans. its why theyll never do anything about muh guns
The golden one is a huge ireboo
>>77382707
imagine being such a runt that you defend the BBC on absolutely anything
>>77382702
t. triggered rorke
>>77382690
ty m8
>>77382725
Proofs
>>77382707
reeeeeeeeeee murdoch
reeeeeeeee dacre
>>77382535
dying
he already looks like a nutter in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C1ZJV78OVs
imagine being hit by that
would be easy to become a drug dealer 2bh
most mongs dont know what good gear is
you could literally buy some 20% pub grub for 1/5 of street value off the dark net and sell it at street prices
>>77382696
regarding the latter thats basically everything then because his singing isnt very good
can you imagine tim being your neighbour?
playing his guitar loudly all day
talking a lot to himself
watching the tele loudly
walking around his flat far too much
slamming his doors
god almighty
>>77382767
scum
>>77382767
Not the kind of life you want to associate yourself with, and I guarantee it.
>>77382702
Is this real? Its so stupid
>>77382729
Gary Lineker works for the BBC mate
>taxation is theft
>but rent isn't
Don't understand these so-called anarcho-capitalists
This is currently the BBC's (BRITISH broadcasting corporation) cover photo on Facebook.
hmmmm
>>77382698
http://www.superyachts.com/luxury-yacht-for-sale/martha-ann-2552/
wouldn't get very far with your money if you splurged half of it instantly and didn't bother to invest in anything
>>77382729
well he gets about 2 million a year off them so of course he does
>>77382793
>slamming his doors
glad its not just me who thinks he smashes his door way too hard in videos
>>77382794
>>77382795
wouldnt do it personally.
>>77382798
Your landlord taking money from you is ok because he's not the state
>>77382798
they also say property is theft so they sort of have that covered. not really sure how they would have people live though. is everything just state mandated? lol
Business idea: Find every video featuring Tim
literally don't care about this BBC salary bollocks when i found out that it doesn't include money that comes from the licence fee, goes to production companies and then goes to actors
it literally doesn't include most of the big budget stuff the BBC does.
>>77382795
Mate of mine sells coke and makes a mental amount of money, doesn't hang about with scum either. He's definitely doing something right. But 90% of the time i agree with you
>>77382305
(yOU)
>>77382793
Id go mental after one day
might binge watch these
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
>black as night hair
>ginger beard
ah yes the irish curse
Novice better here lads
Best all round betting apps? bonus points if they give me a free cheeky tenner
>>77382803
amazing
>>77382873
Sounds class tbqh
>>77382842
>they also say property is theft
But they love private property though
Think you're getting them confused with commies
>>77382803
>muh muslims hate britain, they will never integrate
>look a muslim that feels british and is proud to wear the union jack, disgusting!!
which one is it rorke?
>>77382875
Use all of them and do arbitrage betting
E A R L Y T I M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J3UTwae7W0
Somebody should make a Tim montage video with wake me up inside playing in the background
>>77382806
https://www.artebellum.com/en/auction-sale/on-sale-unique-20m-riva-style-custom-luxury-yacht?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3J3674yY1QIVb7vtCh19-wlaEAAYASAAEgIPO_D_BwE
this would be just fine, maybe something a little larger. But that's less than 1 million euros.
actually become a mild alcoholic LOL dont go berserk if i havent had a drink all day but start thinking about it a lot
the gf
>>77382875
May as well just burn your money
Do some reading and get a lot back from the 100% bet365 offer
>>77382913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXmIZrnP7W0
>>77382847
Yes, but people are pissed because, or at least one reason being that they are essentially forced to pay a TV license that funds these excessive salaries and at a time when the BBC is cost-cutting and losing the broadcast rights to popular programs.
The BBC claims it would lose its "talent" if it didn't offer appealing salaries, then so fucking be it. The BBC cannot rival the likes of ITV or Sky for salaries anyway.
>>77382914
that isn't a superyacht
>>77382938
Fucking hell imagine putting all those images together
>>77382928
Her actual boyfriend looks like a rapist
watching videos of Matt Dillahunty absolute eviscerate deluded bible bashers.
>>77382980
her actual boyfriend?
>>77382974
think he used a program to download all the pictures from his twitter
>>77382983
There's no hope for me
funny how the bbc has been consistent in their reporting and criticising of huge salaries in other industries but then happily does the same in their own organisation. fuck them.
>>77382429
I FOUND TIM
https://youtu.be/27kGpJF6Aio?t=1m
https://youtu.be/27kGpJF6Aio?t=1m
>>77382999
Yes. Her name is Sierra Skye
https://www.instagram.com/sierraaaskyee/?hl=en
business idea: send tim a bass guitar and persuade him to play primus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMX6ZSRObmw
>>77382983
the beeb is a cultural tumour
>>77382946
>forced
not really, very easy not to pay. be glad we aren't australia or canada where the budget comes from general taxation
>these excessive salaries
they're paid what they are because of competition and market forces, i thought rorke loved the free market?
>The BBC claims it would lose its "talent" if it didn't offer appealing salaries,
yes, again because of competition and market forces
>The BBC cannot rival the likes of ITV or Sky for salaries anyway.
why not? they seem to be doing fine at the moment
>>77383037
>reportoftheweek 5 minutes ago
FUCK OFF REVIEW BRAH AUTIST
>>77382911
is it true that he said his brother had mental problems because of LSD? dont look like the kind of person who would do acid desu
>>77383035
Yeah, kinda find it hilarious how lefties are shitting kittens over the pay nurses, teachers, etc. get yet are vehemently defending the pay BBC luvvies are receiving for reading a fucking autocue
found tim lads
the bbc is more biased than itv
Which country should I emigrate to lads?
>>77383044
primus sucks
>>77383061
just glad BBC3 is no longer an actual channel
probably the epitome of toxic low culture
>>77383095
You suck
>>77383073
holy shit i just checked the comments section youre right he must literally be on here
>>77382970
well i did say maybe just a big yacht then. i wouldn't spend more than 2-3 million on one if i had 100 million. then 1 million on a nice house, 1 million on nice cars and motorcycles. Maybe I would invest a million into buying and renting property and then just pay someone to manage it all from the profits. all that material wealth is a plenty ample safety net for me to spend my remaining 90 something million having a constant party for the rest of my days
here he is
>reviewbrah is browsing this thread right now
>>77383119
The lad
>>77383089
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
need a black gf
can I drop out of my intergrated masters and graduate with my undergrad degree lads?
>>77382938
this will surely tip tim over the edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d0OVyQ92m0
I am extremely leftwing on almost all social aspects. I hate corporations, dislike the overuse of judicial powers and traditionalism, and I do not have faith in the free market to distribute items correctly
HOWEVER
I am very much in favour of military spending, after having read Churchill's writings, and I am also anti-immigration. I am not anti-immigrant, and I think immigrants are generally good people, but I am also aware that there is simply too much of it.
So what political party is right for me?
reviewbrah
sorry if I ever told you to FOY
regards
x
Based Darwin
>reviewbrah deleted his comment
>>77383128
>>reviewbrah is browsing this thread
why do you say that lad?
>>77383165
none
>>77382548
I'd become a billionaire you spastic. You'd blow your entire load on a mediocre yacht and I'd be manipulating entire countries. Vile slug
>>77383165
BNP
>>77383091
my plan is Hong Kong then Singapore then retire in London
>>77383073
huh?
>>77383067
>not really
Yes really. Prosecution and criminalisation are the consequences of being caught watching non-BBC TV channels and not having a license.
You want to watch Holly & Phil on ITV, you need a TV license and fund a corporation you may not have any interest in using their services.
>they're paid what they are because of competition and market forces, i thought rorke loved the free market?
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rorkes. Fucking Hell, lad. I though I was replying to an adult for a moment then.
>>77382173
Real estate
>>77383128
Hope he khs
'oo a'brewin bigly tbqh
I LOVE YOU REVIEWBRAH
>>77383151
nigger
what did reviewbrah say?
>>77383191
He commented on a Tim video which was linked here 5 mins ago
What what his comment?
>tfw must have told reviewbrah to FOY hundreds of times
reviewbrah deleted his comment
reviewbrah come to australia and review red rooster
>>77382768
Howling.
I mean Tim, he is.
REVEAL YOURSELF REVIEWBRAH
>>77383235
he comments on tim videos all the time
pls notice me reviewbrah senpai
Already have my Willy done out
post your dick reviewbrah
HAIL REVIEWBRAH
HAIL OUR PEOPLE
reviewperson (refuse to type 'brah') didnt originally find out about tim from /brit/ though, he found out about it from /britfeel/ when dormers used to post videos there. in fact i think im correct in saying it was dormers who actually discovered tim
notice me reviewbrah!
here we are then, all the lads (ft. reviewbrah)
>>77383201
no you wouldn't. you'd probably just shit post on 4chan and trade/mine bitcoins on a ridiculously powerful computer, still in your mums basement, living off dominos deliveries.
love reviewbrah
who is your favourite commie slag reviewbrah?
>>77383257
It was this one>>77383037
Must be really coincidental
big fan of reviewbrah
>>77383257
no not a tim video, one that he is featured in and has 2.3k views
there's no way it's a coincidence
he's not here, fuck off
hi review man
love your vids hun xx
Joey will eat you alive reviewbrah
really hate the comieslag meme
fuck off
>>77383118
>Maybe I would invest a million into buying and renting property and then just pay someone to manage it all from the profits
seems like a pretty small margin to be using as a safety net imo but whatever works for you
i'd also get a nice little jet myself for all the other doors of travel it would open up
>>77383293
kill yourself you tedious fucking cunt
>>77383211
If you're dumb enough to get caught then it's your own fault, call it a tax on stupidity. anyone with more than 2 brain cells doesn't pay it
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rorkes. Fucking Hell, lad. I though I was replying to an adult for a moment then.
sorry, where was your argumemt? think you must have forgotten to write it down. I though (sp) I was replying to an adult for a moment then.
reviewbrah is messing me around and i want him out of business
reviewbrah notice me
WHERE'D ALL THE YANK FLAGS GO
reviewbrah REVEAL YOURSELF
>>77383293
>no sara and ash
the state
3333
What was reviewbrah's comment?
hope reviewbrah is a trump fan
timkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdUgb67oKJU
>>77383339
fuck off and die you noxious twat
>reviewbrah revealed
>yank stops posting
hmmmm
Your gonna review it brah
I am here
good job you've scared him off now
it's pretty obvious there is a yank that posts tim all the time and is obsessed with him
im a yank (im a yank)
IM A YANK
im yank (im a yank)
whoa o-o im a yank
took LSD now i'm one with all of you, brothers
glad i'm always relatively nice to yanks in /brit/
DEAR REVIEWBRO
DEATH TO FOOD CHAINS
THE MOM AND POP DINERS MUST LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjpHJjPxlI
I really like tall womyn
don't like her tho
>>77383366
love you
reviewbrah post feet
tim has a deep origin story.
>/brit/ finds tim through /r9k/
>/r9k/ finds tim through reviewbrah
>reviewbrah finds tim through joe rogan
>joe rogan discovers tim through a guest on his show who found and tweeted a tim video
would be cool to find the tweet
>>77383312
i'd just fly first class whenever i travelled. isn't a jet vastly more expensive than a yacht?
unless someone who """""saw""""" reviewpersons comment actually posts what he said then it didnt occur
>>77383368
>>77383366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
>>77383382
Y-Y-YOu too
>>77383394
we all saw it u mong
>>77383394
he said "hate dominos. love /brit/. simple as."
>>77383422
What did it say then?
>>77383379
>2013
how long has he been doing it
>>77383386
starting to think reviewbrah found tim through us now
wonder how long he's been here
>mentally ill e celeb posts here
Hmm. And why would I care about this development?
>he thinks people are going to waste their time debating him when he believes screeching about rorkes is a valid counter argument
Fucking state of this lad.
>>77383386
>/brit/ finds tim through /r9k/
you mean reddit
>>77383432
prefer not to say
anyone remember that russian guy who used to review mundane stuff. think he was in ireland or something
>>77383437
>mentally ill
take that back you fiend
>>77383411
I still don't know if that channel hates or likes Alex Jones, but the song is definitely helping him
>>77383381
what you on about kev
>tfw you're out of booze but you want to drink more
not a good feel lads
On a completely unreleated note, is 6 pack a day too much?
>>77383379
best bit is how hes not actually cooking. hes doing the fucking washing up
>>77383461
dont reply to it
was watching an episode of a food review while my sister was walking by
she asked who the cute guy i was watching was
i said his name is report of the week but i like to call him reviewbrah
"reviewbrah", she says, while biting her underlip
do what you will with this information, reviewbrah
>>77383422
exactly. so all it takes is one irish memester to make a post like this >>77383073 and the thread instantly believes it
>>77383386
his plan is working. i am convinced he is acting in order to go viral. i reckon it's taking him longer than he anticipated so he is getting more and more crazy and provocative. reckon we'll see him as a normal bloke on TV one day, doing his big reveal.
he tried to make it as an actor before, and has been in some things on TV
>>77383464
> 6 pack a day too much?
yes, at most you should be consuming less than 10 grams of alcohol per day
>>77383392
depends on the jet and on the yacht i suppose
and i suppose the comparison would be similar to that of having your own car/motorbike and taking the bus
obviously the former would be much cheaper but the latter would be suited for plenty of other things
depends on your uses
>>77383484
Nothing.
How does one form a facist meritocracy?
>>77383061
I was watching a "docu-drama" last night on BBC 2 about 1066 and some of the Normans were black African fellas.
Why is the BBC so ashamed of our white European history?
he noticed me
>>77383518
Always drink a glass of milk in the morning and eat an apple a day.
>>77383498
how many beers is htat?
>>77383536
because white = bad
stop making early threads then having thread wars over it
you nitwits