>mfw cute estonians try to escape my basement
you are sick in the head, end your life already disgusting weebnigger
>>77375116
I called to UN
>>77375135
You always post in my thread, I think you really love me for some unknown reason.
>>77375159
UN is powerless against love
The Nag
hello where are the Russian catboys
>>77375326
Are netherlanders good as sexual slaves?
Theoretically how would one trick an Estonian into their basement?
What a gay thead
>>77375402
He's not Dutch, I think it's that homoTurk
>>77375445
You can promise him that you will love him forever. And you better keep it that way.
The Russians deserved communism.
>>77375499
You deserved /pol/ memes
>>77375499
I can bring you communion.
>>77375497
I've tried that but they keep running away
Bad thread.
>>77375596
You can force them, they like to be dominated.
>>77375677
You love it, don't you?
>>77375733
No. Estonians are proud and powerful, this thread makes them look bad.
>>77375696
I'll keep that in mind
>>77375881
You only make yourself look slutty and not bad.
>>77375957
Don't listen to those lies.
>>77375970
I am the least slutty person. I've never done anything lewd and never will.
>>77375116
>>77375204
>>77375239
>Implying your commie blocks have basements
good joke Sasha
>>77376083
>permavirgin
>>77376107
They actually do have basements. They're communal basements, but they still are
>>77375402
I wouldn't know. And slavery is bad, you know?
>>77375463
I'm not homo..
>>77376143
So you're telling me everyone gets to use the sissy Estonian boys?
Communism may not be that bad after all
>>77376107
>Implying I don't have a countryhouse which most Russians have because they are 5 times cheaper than flats
Silly silly anglo boy
>>77376217
>Flats
>Not apartments
Sasha I like you, Russia is truly greatest ally
>>77376191
Estonians don't have sissy boys, stop listening to lies!
>>77376284
>mfw I see the Sachiko
>>77376331
Wanna be mine? I will take good care of you!
>>77375116
Ivan, we're not cute anime girls
But sometimes I wish we were.
>tfw no sissy eesti bf
>>77376395
You can't bap this Kong
>>77376511
No, you're dangerous, I can't trust you.
>>77376664
you've crossed the line here tovarishch
your post-soviet shithole is going down
no one baps the sach
>>77376698
You can! Perfectly safe, I promise!
>>77377208
It's not. You're trying to lure me into a trap for some evil purpose.
>>77377467
Love isn't really an evil purpose, anon
>>77376331
but they do
>>77377500
How do I know you're not just using my desperate desire for love to capture me and do awful things?
>>77377510
What the fuck is that thing?
>>77377611
Estonian rapper
>>77377510
this is how I imagine every esti poster
>>77377611
I'm not that yandere anon, I'm just telling you to go with it if your heart so desires.
Just call the police in advance.
>>77377611
Be a good boy and obey me and there will be no need for you to shiver like a little girl! My love is pure, but your heart is not, I will change you for the good.
I thought russians hated gays
>>77378058
My heart is absolutely pure. You would probably change me into some filthy lusty creature and use my desires to enslave me. I won't let that happen.
Fuck anime
>>77378217
You are wrong. I won't let you to ruin you own life you slut! I will make you ONLY MINE!
I don't like how this yandere dirty talk makes me feel.
>>77378279
And how will you do that? I would ever let only someone I love do things to me. I will never let myself become unpure.
hi where are the russian bois for me to love
>>77378835
You are unpure, and I, as your dedicated lover, must save you. You love me, and I love you! Quit acting silly.
>>77378921
Depends on who you are.
>>77379041
I'm a nice person who loves qt russians
>>77378959
What makes me unpure and how would you save me?
>>77379079
I-i will let you love me on one c-condition.
P-please... Invest in our economy, sempai!
>>77379156
*loves you anyway*
>>77379113
I would show you true love, not your stupid lewding! Only pure love with cuddles and psychological dominance! Don't you want to be submissive little husband to your dominant motherly wife?
this thread made me love putin, hope he ban anime soon
>>77379176
P-please th-think about starving russians!
D-don't force yourself onto me yet!
>>77379582
I'd rather think about qt Russian bois being qt near me
>>77379574
He already kinda did. Hentai is considered unsafe material here, so Roskomnadzor blocks the shit out of it.
>>77379574
Don't be so harsh Poland! Love Russia in all forms!
>>77379622
P-please... Be gentle...
>>77379778
>>77379814
(Still though, think about all the possibilities the blooming russian economy could show you!)
>>77379909
Imagine if the economic transition in the 90's hadn't been so pants on head retarded
>>77377500
Do you like shota?
>>77379952
It's because leaders who pushed a slow turn to capitalism died. Most of Soviet leaders at that time were old as all hell and the only ones left were inexperienced people like Yeltsin. It could have been better, but at least it's not a total shitshow anymore.
>>77380060
>but at least it's not a total shitshow anymore.
Still makes me sad desu
>>77380021
Are you implying that all estonians are shotas?
>>77380095
Some of them are.
>>77380089
Yup. Who knows though, we might pull an economic miracle out of our asses once (or if) we get an efficient government.
>>77380166
What's the plan once Putin dies? It doesn't seem like there's a replacement for him
>>77375116
we are strong baltic knights you can't contain us!
>>77380188
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>>77380199
They will probably pull the same shit like with Yeltsin. Putin also was a nobody before he essentially appointed him as an heir to the russian throne. So the next president will probably be someone who stayed in shadows up until now.
Or, you know, we might actually have a revolution, but I'm not hoping for it.
>>77380323
> >>77380188
> RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
What did he post??
>>77380323
>but I'm not hoping for it
Neither am I. It'd kill a lot of people. And there's the nukes so that's bad
>>77380344
He was an estonian who unwillingly came to a russian rape dungeon. I just warned the poor guy.
>>77379489
Whoa, that is exactly what I've dreamed of. This must be some trick, how do you know so precisely what I desire?
Are you monitoring me somehow?
>>77375116
Same Russian anime poster with same pics.SOSI XUI PIDORAS.
>>77380396
> He was an estonian who unwillingly came to a russian rape dungeon. I just warned the poor guy.
Ayтизм
>>77380413
/thread
>>77375881
aren't you lost russian territory?
*steals your bf*
>>77380413
I know you better than you may ever think.
>>77380357
We're in a slow decline anyway. Either way the future is pretty grim for us, that scares me to shit.
>>77380510
NTR!
>>77380436
Кaк чтo-тo плoхoe
>>77380515
It's the same everywhere that matters
>>77380577
C кeм нe бывaeт
>>77380574
Da ! Now he's mine and thinks of me when he kisses you !
>>77380514
You're buffing! That was just a lucky guess. A very correct and precise one but still.
>>77375499
who is this chick lmao
>>77380651
Do you see how he's looking by the window when going on a date ? He thinks of me and how he wants to feel warm in my arms, as he sits opposite to you at the café
>>77380586
Well, it's especially sad to see quality of life and GDP dwindle by day, and to realize that you can't do shit about it.
I hope you ameribros won't have to go through the same shit.
>>77380741
You're wrong!
You're wrong!
YOU ARE WRONG
>>77380754
>I hope you ameribros won't have to go through the same shit
That's not what I'm worried about. People seem to be willing to vote away their rights to get a few extra dollars from the government. We're turning into a bureaucratic shithole and it's just going to get worse
itt: Russian """masculinity""""
>>77380684
Men's dreams are not that hard to follow, especially of a desperate Estonian boy with lack of care, and without strong and masculine father who would raise you a proper man. I understand, I care, I love and support!
>>77380626
>>77380651
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>77380968
I cannot win
I suppose the only thing I can do now is surrendering
>>77380799
Tell yourself that as much as you want, his thoughts are mine, his heart is mine and soon his whole body will be mine as well.
Well? What are you going to do ?
Would you want to make him sad by hurting me ? That's why he was so easily stolen in the first place
>>77380828
>bureaucratic
Welcome to our world. We had an overblown governmental institute since the 60s and it still exists today.
Hang in there, I don't think you'll be losing your freedom anytime soon.
>>77381045
> What are you going to do ?
Nothing...
>>77380952
You are right. I guess I am too easy to read.
But how do I know trusting you won't end up with me getting hurt? How do I know you won't toss me away and find new prey?
>>77375116
>You will never have an yandere Russian bf
>>77381074
>I don't think you'll be losing your freedom anytime soon
these fucking latins are gonna kill us all
Wtf is going on here ?
>>77381030
Oh, come on! You are going to surrender to a FRENCH?
>>77380685
delet this
Can y'all kill yourself? Thanks.
>>77381314
I guess so...
I can't do much anyway
>>77381386
> y'all
Hello, Englishu teacher
>>77381301
france cucking russia for the best cute bois
Russians realising their place as third worlders
>>77381102
Merveilleux then
*hugs you*
You'll love me both and we'll spend a lot of time together
>>77381301
Some are just depressed, others try to mindbreak estis.
>>77381200
It is called loyalty. That's how you could know that I won't leave you or hurt you. Yanderes are strictly monogamous!
I'd like to have an esti bf but they'll never give me one...
>>77381491
Eh?
No, I don't feel like it, thanks
Actually, I don't like to hang around with others, I prefer being alone
>>77381482
Pls no bully, Russia could be rich if not for retarded management ;_;
>>77381524
So you'll stay with me forever and ever?
>>77381574
That wasn't really a question you know. Come sit here and bring me a coffee on the way. We'll eat some snacks
>>77381534
Just buy his love, bless capitalism
>>77381686
Can't do, I'm starving myself to become REALLY skinny
Jogging does nothing to me anymore
>>77381709
But he'll run away with a floozy once he gets his citizenship ;_;
>>77381671
Of course! We already talked about that! Not only in life we shall be together but also in death.
>>77381735
Why? That's unhealthy.
>It's that thread again
>>77381792
I used to be lighter around 4-5 years ago (When I was a school student)
I want to return to that form
>>77381858
You shouldn't starve yourself tho
>>77381755
Then you could buy my love with US citizenship.
I won't run away.
Probably.
>>77381880
No other way
I know that it's dangerous, my aunt has got herself kidney stone disease, but I don't know what else I can do
It's not like I don't eat at all
>>77375116
>tfw no cute Estonian in the cellar
>>77381858
Well, don't drop jogging, at least. I've never felt more alive after a month of constant cardio.
You could try to do this shit with fat ingestion, I heard it helps.
>>77381952
Do you want to emigrate from Russia?
>>77381965
Just don't hurt yourself
I'm trying to gain weight right now
>>77382043
> Well, don't drop jogging, at least. I've never felt more alive after a month of constant cardio.
True
I've seen some skello posting his pics here, I want to get a similar body
But I've heard that he's шecтнaдцaть right now, so it might me a BIT harder for me
I know that it's expensive without even googling
>>77382097
Okay, qt
>>77381783
Oh, that sounds absolutely lovely. Though what do you mean with together in death part?
>>77381965
Starving is bad. Do a lot of cardio instead. You'll lose weight without fucking yourself up.
>>77382282
>'He'
who?
>>77382282
Then run. And lifting weights helps burn fat too.
Why do you even want to be such a skellington?
>>77382340
̶M̶y̶ ̶c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶
He knows
>>77382382
It does?
Well, to wear popular clothes and stuff
To like myself more
>>77382097
Not really, but I'm going to get a degree so I can work with the gooks. I don't really want to abandon my country, but I don't particularly like staying in the commieblocks my entire life.
>>77382153
Oh, you don't plan to live forever don't you? I mean, that we will be together even after death!
>>77382759
>so I can work with the gooks
I've heard stories about them that weren't particularly flattering :/
>>77382432
Я кoнeчнo живy в жoпe, нo y нac тeпepь нacтoлькo в мoдe быть дpищeм?
>>77382819
Well, China is considered a good working opportunity here. If I want to work abroad, I'll either have to aim for Europe (which I don't particularly want) gooks or nips. But my future university doesn't really give you opportunities to go on practice in Japan,but they do have trips like that for China.
These pictures are prohibited in Russia by law. I call the police
>>77382840
Hea, пpocтo хoчeтcя нocить CAMЫE мeлкиe и yзкиe фyтбoлки и штaны
He знaю пoчeмy
У мeня в гpyппe в ocнoвнoм дpыщи либo жиpoлифтepы
>>77382432
post pics
we need qt russian boi pics
>>77382774
Ah yes, that's what I was hoping for.
I feared you might want to make the together in death part arrive prematurely.
Though that does seem kind of romantic.
>>77382963
I hope it works out for you desu
Пoчeмy ты нe cпишь? Иди cпaть.
>>77383101
Thanks, famalam
>>77383029
Hy, этo твoe тeлo. Пpocтo нe cхoди c yмa c гoлoдoвкaми.
>>77381314
The eternal french always win
*turns of the gas*
now you die, retarded degenerates
>>77383059
I don't want to be an attention whore
>>77383142
6 чacoв вceгo
>>77383288
Знaю, знaю :)
>>77383364
Oh, thank you for turning it off
>tfw no super thicc muslim gf
KILL ME LADS