/brit/

hungry but don't wanna go out and eat somewhere alone

cringe

>>77374892
>>77374892
>>77374892
>>77374892
>>77374892

>>77374895
>>77374897
interesting
hm yes
do go on

*takes notes*

>>77374897
what on earth are you doing

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>>77374635
when Russia Today was actually good.

>>77374897
cringe

>>77374935
cringy

>>77374893
can I come?

>>77374924
>>77374935
pumice pride

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I know a Mexican Redditor who's specifically into Muslim traps. He says it's very common in Morocco, where he wants to move after he finishes his degree in Arabic.

>>77374953
sure lad what do you like

>>77374798

SHEEEEEEEEIT

I IZ A KANG

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVN9h-YdLY

>>77374974
sushi
or noodles :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMtgyRU6az8 french choon about suicide lads its a strong one

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Pirate scumbags

negative comments directed to the construction industry are not appreciated!

>>77374965
hehe even islam cant beat out the inner-slag

happy that princess diana was murdered
dumb racemixing whore

might save a couple of paychecks and spend it on a motorbike 2bh

imagine if we'd colonised mexico

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

>>77374997
errr I didn't colonize anyone hun

>>77374965
because in many countries like Iran gay sex is a violation of the Koran, but if you get a sex change (which is legal because it isn't mentioned in the Koran) then it's technically straight sex so you can't be executed for it

tfw no black gf

>>77375012
don't think she deserved to die but definitely do not understand the di cult

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>>77374768
stupid memes
Mongols never "destroyed" anything, rather they instigated a new wave of growth and expansion in the islamic world, leading to the true peak during the Turkish empires

Islam broke down because of centuries of stagnation and slow rot, meanwhile Europeans circumvented their strangehold on Eastern trade making them poor and irrelivant

mexican in a bag is worth the bag

I'm playing with the cap on my water bottle and it sounds like one of those rhythmic African pan drums. The kind subsistence fishermen play out in remote parts of west Africa after a long day fishing.

HaitiANO can you tell to toot póster to post it??

>>77375028
doubt they're instantly accepted into mainstream society though. bet most muzzies still seem them as abominations.

anyone over the age of 16 who is not gainfully employed should be summarily executed forthwith

>>77375035
What's the difference between a Swede and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

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have given it a fair amount of thought, and came to the conclusion that i would quite like an italiano rorke gen iden qt

Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

>>77375062
dunno, maybe they just hide it with a Niqab

I think Iran is actually one of the world leaders in sex change operations so there can't be that many repercussions, especially seeing as all those perverted freaks want a go on some boy pucc

what the rorkes dont understand is that sharia law will boost european society back to its past grandeur

>>77375051
>>77375054
>>77375055
>>77375057
>>77375069
>>77375073
The fuck is this, London?

Fuck off foreign bastards.

>>77375097
actually in iran they just force gay men to get sex changes or be executed
probably not an ideal life

>>77375115
/brit/ is australian property

>>77375062
most muslims are incredibly gay
Easterners/ classical Orientals were so insanely degenerate that a bitter pill like Islam was necessary

>>77375050
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Baghdad_(1258)

>>77375124
Your neck is about to be the marked property of my steel-capped boot, petal

Want a cute girl to take my virginity lads.

>>77375122
what a rich and vibrant culture - we westerners could learn a thing or two!

>>77375148

Of course we should get germany to take some

I don't think I'd want the trap without her dick.

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it's happening
we're going full sweden

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

https://youtu.be/94KNYdvt7jI?t=473

so who exactly are we going to trade with if not europe

>>77375125
Being gay isn't the problem. 5-10% of the population is naturally gay. Sexual indiscretion and over indulgence are the problem.

Heterosexual, Homosexual; keep it in your fucking pants and be a productive member of society.

>>77375170
HaitiANO doesn't like this post

HAPPINESS IS EASY

"Knowledge is power. France is bacon." - anonymous

>>77375082
I saw that piece on Newsnight, good people.

cringe

rock bottomed mum onto the paving

>squabling over who is white or not is ZOG psy-ops trying to undermine the white race from focusing on the real (((enemy)))
>slavs are asiatic hordes who should be removed from the continent to make room for aryans

very interesting

finna cringe

interesting how the less religious people become the more moral they become.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soW8qW2NMnc proper choon

Tired of being chased by the police and arrested. Need a spot where we can kick that's just for us. Don't gotta get dressed up and be all Hollywood.

finna shart

ah yes very interesting
*turns around and starts talking to someone else*

>>77375042
I didnt think it would be hard to get a black girlfriend in france?

Where is toot poster though

>>77375286
haha yes reddit!

>>77375139
I realise what happened but it was honestly not that relevant, by this point the Abbasid caliphate was already running out of steam and fractured to hell, Bagdad was hardly even some ultimate pinnacle of the muslim world either, things were already moving both West (to Egypt and spain) and East (to India and Persia).

after the mongols invaded, they conversted to Islam, and spread it even further, all the way to the russian stepps in the far noth and West, as well as deep into central/east asia.
Islam expanded like never before because of mongol conversions, which latter included Turkish conversion and their eventual domination of the muslim world.

the Turkish "superpowers" far outstripped anything the early Caliphate did. and Muslim stares were still global powers until the 18th century when Europeans began to encorach on them

saying >de mongols xD ruined everything!
is reddit tier meme bullshit

>>77375299
they dont mix with whites much
just a few in uni but theyre on that afrofeminist shite fuck that
i want a cute black girl from the endz because they're better educated in general

>>77375279
"interesting how less ideological people become the more moral they become

>>77375228
Holy fuck hes hung like a fucking horse though, is that perspective magic or what the shit?

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(((he))) is back

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>>77375310

>>77375279
That's because religious people are less educated, ergo poorer, ergo more likely to be criminals. The kind that kill people for a gram of coke and go to church next Sunday to absolve their sins.

Stupid people are more likely to believe religion. Simple fact. And that's also the demographic that produces more criminals.

Remidner that there is literally nothing wrong with supporting international Jewry

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hmmm

>>77374974
you

>>77375229
HAPPINESS IS EASY

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>>77375243
i feel like it was at least lightly trying to spin the old 'anyone against NGO's and the gov actively helping to bring in thousands of illegals every year are nazis' narrative on their image, which was a shame
but it's to be expected

absolute state of this thread

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WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HER

>>77375356
but there were lots of black people in LOTR

a somalian and a mexican arguing in /brit/ VERY progressive

>>77375355
If the Jewish conspiracy were real, I'd be rooting for the Jews since they're doing it so well. Really impressive.

>>77375403
Shut up you're not funny

He is from Haití

haitians eat mud cookies lol

benis xD

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>>77375390
tony wanted this

post the toot

>>77375353
religion is for the least and most inteligent in society
those in the middle are more concerned about material things, what they can touch and get their grubby little paws all over

>>77375312
>but it was honestly not that relevant
most historians disagree. the destruction of the libraries and the thousands of miles of irrigation permanently fucked the region through depopulation and loss of knowledge.

>after the mongols invaded, they conversted to Islam, and spread it even further, all the way to the russian stepps in the far noth and West, as well as deep into central/east asia. Islam expanded like never before because of mongol conversions, which latter included Turkish conversion and their eventual domination of the muslim world.
nothing to do with the islamic golden age.
conquest != scientific and technological advancement.

The mongols ended what is known as the islamic golden age (despite that being dubious in itself as already stated) and that is accepted by virtually all historians.
what you think is irrelevant so keep your arrogant musings to yourself.

>>77375319
Ahhh, I date black girls in the US from Uni and they're really sweet here. I almost married one, have you thought of trying like an online dating thing to find them?

>>77375364
i like you too lad

Embarrassing seeing some girl ask something stupid or make some vapid statement and seeing 50 likes/comments from her orbiters

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This tattoo is awesome !!!

>>77375459
lol

mad how fucking boring religious people are
you literally only get one chance at life and they spend it in fear that they'll be sent to hell if they don't play by some arbitrary rules that are simultaneously infallible yet constantly in a state of flux through reinterpretation

got no time for such roaches

I'm fine

I'm fine with people of other races. I'm fine with women. I'm fine with the gays. Nothing wrong with people born the wrong gender. But Islam? I'm sorry. Call me Islamophobic. This perfect little liberal cannot abide by the followers of Muhammad.

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gok

>>77375482
yo this is deep

>>77375459
man ngl but fuck online dating. theres everything i dont like in it
real life contact is much better
it will come sooner or later. but i know one or two fine black girls i coule maybe try to do something with

>>77375491
Whats so funny? Not all black girls are ratchet here, and I'm a CHI so I don't care if I date white women or not.

>>77375482
fuck me dead

>>77375482
u ok hun? x

>>77375505
gook*

Post toot or get out

>>77375501
save me

pretty amazing the job putinbots have worked on imageboards

>>77375511
I understand, the only I almost married I saw her in a coffee shop and just sat down across from her and asked if I could do homework there. Bought her a coffee for allowing me to sit with her and got her phone number and went from there. I've dated a few people with that method lol

imagine saying 'ratchet' unironically oh my lord

>>77375457
Turks did more to hurt irrigation than the mongols did
the mongols destroyed some stuff but much of it was rebuilt after
the real problem was when the Turks came in, they had no knowledge to maintain all this stuff, how to manage the rivers or even farm since many were pastoralists. they also cut down huge areas of brush and forest so they could graze their livestock, the mongols didn;t do this, but the Turks did.

and either way, you act as if the islamic world went into decline right there and didn't rise even higher for centuries after.
their "golden age" is annother meme, an outdated one.
you site """historicans""" but where are they? I doubt any histoiran will point to >de mongoles as the single finishing blow to the muslim world, when in fact they continued to grow and expand for annother 500 years

ratchet (with a very sincere tone)

>>77375505
gokposting has serious potential as a gimmick, i for one, feel

>>77375552
Ratchet and clank

>>77375552
ratchet

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Thoughts?

i'm high also a bit x

I'm never going to have a girlfriend because I hate myself and I hate other people. I'm not cut out for life.

Reminder that toot should be posted by the french poster

>>77375551
i knew a girl in school when i was 16 17, she was from togo and really cute but not frail like a white girl, like she could defend herself and stand up for herself and shit. she was really cute, thick but not in a fat way and kinda smart but also hood. perfect girl she was a thot a bit tho but whatever wonder where she is now i thnk she works in a pastry

>>77375579
why are they so bad at posting?

>>77375616
LOL X

>>77375616
haha

WTF

Why is marijuana smoke so much different than cigarette smoke? Tobacco is really thick smoke and it really coats the inside of your lungs. Marijuana is much airier and I don't feel it afterward.

I always though stoners were full of shit that marijuana isn't as bad as cigarettes for your lungs, but it really is far less heavy smoke and it feels like it doesn't fuck up your lungs to nearly the same degree.

>>77375594
Find where she works on facebook and go there and pretend to be surprised when you see her lol. Exchange numbers, PROFIT???

>>77375554
again, you're conflating the islamic golden age with the entirety of islamic history. stop this.
the mongols ended what is called the islamic golden age. what the turks did later is irrelevant because no one calls what they did the islamic golden age.

>they also cut down huge areas of brush and forest so they could graze their livestock, the mongols didn;t do this
yes they did. in all areas.

>>77375450
Dominicano Republicano
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/I%27m%20dominican/

why is it so addictive to post stupid bullshit on here all day

>>77375668
Dopamines. Instant gratification.

just found out I've been accepted for love island next year

>>77375641
we were in english class together and sat next to each other and she would whisper me her sex stories in the ear during class until i had a hardon then she would feel me up and shit it was mad i didnt even ask for it i had a gf at the time but she was in another school shit was mad

>>77375346
Superlatively Reddit

>>77375688
you might not believe this but i don't believe you

>>77375683
would've thought those'd be fried out by now

sweden was a mistake

how to report a series of posts? luddites.

In reddit.....Things.......Are happening

>>77375649
I'm saying there was no "golden age" and this was just nonsense made up by 19th century Orientalist fops romanticising some mythical past and trying to explain why the muslim world was so dire in their time.

besides you could argue the "golden age" extended way futher than the 13th century considering the things I mentioned about increased wealth, expansion of the islamic world, new technology, and the fact that islamic kingdoms reashed their peak of power in the 15th-16th centuries

>>77375722
are you lonely beto?

I think the swede is trying to tell us something

>>77375693
maybe don't exchange numbers with her...

/r/4chan is the shit though.

I think the Swede is trying to compete to become the worst poster

Might call the ol J about this one

Covfefe

Fucking newfags hahahahahaha

[–]RippedRichAndIncel 2 points 1 day ago

I am muscular with low body fat. My wardrobe is insured for more than the average house. I have a stylish hair cut. People still ridicule my face for being hideous. It happens frequently. People also mock my height sometimes too. How can I fix this?

Drumpf

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>>77375743
lol i know shit was crazy still want to shag her

Cringe

going to poast my new thread at 280 poasts just to let y'all know

>>77375722
well, don't keep us in suspense.

Canada really is just the best country on this website, I'm sure we'd all agree.

starting to realise how much of a massive capitalist my gf is
her reaction to this whole BBC salary thing was "well if people want to get paid that much, they should work hard and get those jobs"

absolute fucking state of this general

Maybe if we report the Swede he'll go away

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>tfw browsing /r/mensa

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i'm high x

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(((he))) is angry

>>77375794
I wouldn't date a capitalist. I wouldn't date a socialist either. Girlfriends are meant to be apolitical and pretty.

>>77375795
state of Sweden, morelike
>>77375794
what does she werk?

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"B-b-but ALL incels wear old, dirty clothing!!" (imgur.com)
submitted 6 days ago by RippedRichAndIncel to r/Incels

>>77375794
>work hard
this kills the communist

wtf i thought the swede poster was based, just fuck my entire worldview up why don't you

>>77375844
veterinary receptionist

The HaitiANO feels white and european

>>77375850
theres 2 of them
one is based

>>77375845
utter state of anyone who unironically browses that subreddit

>>77375845
>gucci
why to plebs wear such tryhard brands?

the state of Australians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKnWQx3PdHI

having a go

>>77375841
good post

>>77375500
>arbitrary rules that are simultaneously infallible yet constantly in a state of flux through reinterpretation

Umm, there's no room for faulty interpretation in the scriptures you irreligious teenager. It's the papacy and faggy 'reformists' (i.e. deconstructionists) who bastardise and warp the Bible to their own sinful ends.

And you are /Brit/'s most pathetic poster

>>77375845
i could go and buy that right now, doesn't mean i'm rich. just that i'm a dumb cunt

There are two things I'd want a woman's opinion on; am I fucking your brains out too hard? And, when's dinner? And even then I don't listen to them.

>>77375898
this video makes me feel like i have a social life :D

eating a proper runt slop

covfefe chemin

>>77375924
cringe

feel sorry for beto, all alone and fat

The smiling face

>>77375898
>yanks carrying on like necking a beer is hardcore

lol

A woman's place is two places; the kitchen, and on the end of my cock orgasming her brains out because I'm a fucking jackhammer.

just filtered t'swedish flag


AMA

Cregg lost a bet so he has to come over and clean my meer'r

>>77375954
cringe

Post the worst joke

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>A woman's place is two places; the kitchen, and on the end of my cock orgasming her brains out because I'm a fucking jackhammer.

>>77375954
looks like something that Captcha displays.

>>77375898
>drinking beer

260 souls in the village i currently stay in
state of it

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Aaargghhh

British "people"? A British person is like a woman. High estrogen and nothing of value to say if I'm not fucking them in their brainless vagina hole like a Greek God.

calle calle

>>77376029
avenida avenida

>>77376021
>vagina hole

straight out the virgin handbook

Post it or get the fuck out of here

>>77375898
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

>>77375978
>>77376020
He's actually Dominican.
He used to troll on /Neder/ and /cum/>>77376020

>>77376041
bugo 57th

>>77376008
India

NEW THREAD
>>

>>77376049
In French, alcohol is "l'alcoolique", and Whisky is "Boivent Ouiskeé L'alcooliquement"

kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

._.

>>77376113
can confirm

>>77376020
Slavoj Žižek.jpg
>>77376029
>>77376041
Bыбepитe вce квaдpaты, в кoтopых изoбpaжeны TPAHCПOPTHЫE

>>77376113
not even going to bother reading this poast because i'll just end up forgetting it within the next 5 minutes.

Can confirm that you should post it

>>77376070
Brooke your Congo ha. The Swede stands defeat ed

>>77376168
Dont be bad with the HaitiANO

>While ages from 10 to 13 were typically regarded as acceptable ages for sexual consent in Western countries during the mid-19th century,[1] by the end of the 19th century changing attitudes towards sexuality and childhood resulted in the raising of the age of consent.[5]

WTF

Something happened

>make a new thread
>haitiANO's posts are deleted
>we go down to like 200
wew

>>77376194
>>77376194
>>77376194

Based Janny

>>77376193
got a problem with that, nonce?

>>77376193
Based whites. Proud to be a kekistani

>>77376193
If there's grass on the pitch, make lemonade.

If there's grass on the pitch, throw your balls in the ditch.

If baseball is ready, get the homerun.

>>77376206
we're at 230 posts

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>>77376206
>100 posts early

Wow didn't expected that

wonder whats the smell of beto's farts

Old enough to hug old enough to fug
-Gandhi

ANY DAY NOW
ANY DAY NOW NOW

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>>77376361
That's impossible, I've never seen another XTC poster

>>77376380
SHAKE YOUR BAG OF BONES

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>>77376142
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky#.C3.89tymologie

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alright lads, think we need a janitor

>>77376429
me in the bottom right

>>77376429
gookmoot needs to give OPs the fucking ability to delete their threads again

had a look at that BBC salary list, only recognised about 5% of the names

>>77375794
> they should work hard and get those jobs"

that's not being a capitalist it's being naive