/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

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I love my waifu

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Where are the cute boys?

I'm SOOOOOOOOO horny


mmmm

nth for don't bully!

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Reminder

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>tfw no gf

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my gf

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>Five(5) /cum/ threads

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the gf

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>>77368453
H-hi

just had sex with the gf made cummies all over herface and shit lol hehe mmm i like sex

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>coasties have no gf
lol

>>77368453
here!

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>>77368477
>Freckles
Hell yes

>>77368478
Latino made editions don't count

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>>77368485

honestly buds I just want some light affection, is that so much to ask for? I just want a girl to make lewd and nice comments to me. I don't talk to any females and the lack of attention makes me really lonely

>dakotans worship corn

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>>77368487
>>77368496
S-show me your panties!

>>77368163
probably not, they know it's more or less common in foreign countries so if fucking a foreign guy has ever crossed their mind they could just search it in the internet. I'm sure at least 20% of americans are uncircumcized anyways. I know I don't plan on cutting my sons dick skin off if I have one, he can do it himself if he's not a pussy.

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IM
SO
HUNGRYY
AAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHH

the janny is sleeping

*FRRRRRRRRRT*

*SPLURT*

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>>77368500
For once I agree with a Canadian.

Although I'm also a latino so...

>>77368453
Are you a cute girl?

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>>77368516

>>77368516
you'll have to come lift my skirt if you want to see them

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>coasties worship rocky beaches full of landwhales

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this show is more intense than i thought it would be.

kinda hard to watch sexually, or for fun because they constantly yelling.

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the 30,000 year old gf from Argus

>>77368425
Choon
https://youtu.be/cWHrnMgE4L4

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>>77368538

>someone saved my shit meme
^-^

>>77368521
>20%

Serious? I thought the circumcision rate in the US was over 90% for sure desu

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>>77368574

>>77368576
I thought Canadians were supposed to be smart. It looks like we're both wrong

>>77368576
nah its been going down

>>77368576
The prevalence of circumcision has dramatically dropped off since the 90's.

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>>77368576
Mexicans dont mutilate baby penises.

>>77368498
who is this spunk trunk

>>77368449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38iP7vcvYCw

;_;

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>>77368576
>yay /cum/ maps
^-^

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>>77368610

>>77368585
>you're supposed to know random statistics about my country!

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DOODOODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77368163
>>77368521
>this is what uncut Americans believe
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w

>>77368607
cleocuntra was her Tumblr I think

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sorry for making all those bad posts

>>77368638
Dox cara

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Gonna make kissies with the bf

>>77368644
bet her dick is tasty

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>>77368583
not sure if rude or a compliment

>>77368632
Thanks

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>>77368648
It's OKAY

>>77368656
>>77368656
A-am I your bf?

>>77368656
i miss my gf, I hope you both die

>>77368656
post both your thighs when you get back

>>77368626
Honestly, I can't think of a single animaymay or VN which does a better job of making the male protagonist relatable than KS. I know plenty of /jp/ spastics would start autistically screeching if they saw read my post, but imo KS is the best Japanese-style production in any media, which is ironic seeing as it's not actually Japanese.

I think this girl in my class likes me????? she always talks to me and smiles at me but i'm too autistic to do anything or to get the hint

>>77368613
>Hawaii
Hawaii had some fucked up practices
Males:
>Subincision of the foreskin was practiced, and ostensibly, to prepare for this practice, the penis was blown into daily starting from birth. The blowing was said to loosen and balloon the foreskin and separate it from the glans, so that when the time of subincision came, the skin was quickly and easily slit. The blowing continued daily until the infant was old enough to urinate in an arch, wetting the blower, then it was done less often, perhaps three times a week until the young male was 6 or 7. 6
>A makua hine (“aunt”) or kupuna wahine (“grandmother”) did the blowing (Pukui, Haertig, and Lee, 1972, p. 80). Any number of adult females was qualified to be the blower for a particular young male, because, traditionally in Hawai‘i, all age mates of an offspring’s parents were considered to be “parents” in some way, and all individuals of grandparental age were considered to be kupuna (grandparent or elder). Therefore, the same term might refer to a blood relative, a non-relative, or a neighbor.

>Females:
>While a female was still an infant, mother’s breast milk was squirted into her vagina, and the labia were pressed together (Handy and Pukui, 1958, p. 94). The mons was rubbed with kukui (candlenut) oil and pressed with the palm of the hand to flatten it and make it less prominent. The molding continued until the labia did not separate. This chore usually was done by the mother or by an “aunt” or a tütü wahine (“grandmother”: a colloquial, less traditional Hawai‘ian term than kupuna wahine).
>Among the Marquesas Islanders, similar attention was given to the vulva, but in addition, the young female’s labia minor were stretched to make them longer. This practice often was done orally by the caretaking adult females (Suggs, 1966, p. 42). Danielsson (1986, p. 74) reported similar lengthening of the clitoris of young females in the Society and Austral Islands.

also DO NOT EVER google subincision

>>77368574
Which one

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alcohol is a sin.

going to go make some ramen, you want anything while im downstairs?

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>>77368656
>he's never even seen his bf in person

>>77368653
Guess I do have that info saved

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>>77368694
>DO NOT EVER google subincision
Nigger where do you think you are?

>>77368690
take her out to sushi

>>77368703
I want you

>>77368703
your affection

>>77368670
No

>>77368674
Is that why you're being a wretch?

>>77368675
Nah

>>77368704
shuddup penisbutt

>>77368717
I don't like sushi or seafood, and i'm too scared to ask her anything

>>77368703
a gf

>>77368703
Grab me a Dr. Pepper

>>77368644
What a retarded kike

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>>77368733
>No
O-okay

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>>77368707
Hmm...

>>77368703
alcohol existed before sin did

>>77368739
don't be racist

hmmm

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>>77368735

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>>77368734
>i'm too scared to ask her anything
Too bad, ask her anyway

want to see a good post?

>>77368425
How many people get confused for clitoris in a day?

anyone gonna play some pablo 3 tomorrow?

>>77368690
Just talk to her more until you become more comfortable around her. Don't even think about asking her out now but if the opportunity comes maybe be like "Hey I'm gonna do x, you wanna come with me?" Works especially well if your class is before lunch time, then you can just ask her to go eat lunch with you or something.

>>77368764
yes

>>77368748
What a retarded woman

>>77368694
abos do some weird genital stuff

is this all weeb music? i love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76PHzENMQ04

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>>77368773

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goodnight

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>>77368694
>Several informants reported this penis-blowing procedure in the 1980s as having been experienced personally; one Hawai‘ian male received this attention as an infant, and one Hawai‘ian female reported performing it on her grandchildren. One Caucasian male reported that his Hawai‘ian mother-in-law had performed the procedure on his own infant. The Hawai‘ian-male informant placed the procedure in its cultural setting and saw it neither as being a sexual activity nor as potentially creating a problem. The Caucasian informant, who had been unaware of the practice, was disturbed when he discovered what his baby-sitting Hawai‘ian mother-in-law was doing to his young son. Even after his wife and mother-in-law put the procedure in its cultural context, he was not placated. He did convince his mother-in-law to cease the activity, but she did not appreciate his reasoning and remained concerned for her grandson’s health.

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>>77368777
I have been summoned

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>>77368773
>"IM RETARDED MMM PLEASE GIVE MY YOUR CUMMIES SO I CAN HAVE YOU BABY MM I LOVE COCK"
really makes you think...

>>77368790
Sleep well.

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>>77368804
this post sucks

>>77368774
what?

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>>77368790

>>77368733
>Nah
lame desu

is the anime nigger in this thread a darkskin or a lightskin negro?

>>77368823
put a fucking bullet in your head

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>>77368823

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>>77368833
Urkel coloured

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>>77368833
W-why

>>77368667
Stole this one too

>>77368837
grow up

>>77368790
Goodnight irrelevanon

>>77368825
Since I can't be racist, I'm calling the woman in the video retarded.

If she advocates for male circumcision I'm also advocating for female circumcision.

>>77368771
I don't want to ask her out and I wont

>>77368761
I won't. It's just not in me to do it

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>>77368855

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soft wind blow from the windows...
feels so good...

>>77368855
*says "grow up" in a high-pitch voice*
haha I'm mocking you

>>77368833
wont know til he posts thighs

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>mfw I searched subincision anyways

>>77368852
i need to know what we're dealing with here

also, do you like Love Live?

>>77368888

>>77368879
Houston?

lol hey guys watch me get dubs lmao I'm retarded

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>>77368884

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>>77368721
h-heyyyy :3 OwO what's this?

>>77368885
no

who dis

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>>77368892
>Doesn't get dubs

>>77368868
That's fine. Are you not attracted to her? There's nothing wrong with making female friends- in fact that's usually how you get girls. By having other girls set you up with their friends

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>>77368901

>>77368905
oh yeah well watch this

czech em

>>77368901
me on top

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>>77368902
me

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>>77368911
NOW we are talking

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*phone rings*
Hello?
>I've placed a bomb which is set to detonate if you drop below 88 posts per hour. If you turn your PC off or get yourself banned, you're still fucked.
*click*
How would you handle this? Where would you post? I would probably just go to /b/, seems like I could make an enormous amount of shitposts in porn threads without anyone noticing.

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A girl just admitted her feelings to me

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>tfw precordial catch syndrome
what diseases or conditions do you guys have?

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>>77368881
O-oh well I' dark skinned

>also, do you like Love Live?
Sure

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>>77368853
for what purpose?

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Asian wife or white wife?

>>77368917
This tells me nothing but you posted him so you must be a pretty good poster

hello

>have to give my life over to my higher power to maintain sobriety
h-here I go

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>>77368802
"Roheim calls the constant rape of Aboriginal children 'far more 'normal' than the sexuality of the European male' since 'their repression of sexuality need not be as deep as it is among Europeans'"

tfw no gf

>>77368933
a girl in my class of 7th grade once gave me a list of all the girls who were attracted me

>>77368936
who is your favorite raibu?

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>>77368933
Thomas?

That's great

You said you were going to start posting qt's, got any?

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>>77368936
pls be my bf

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>Stub my toe on the dresser

>>77368952
I am a very bad poster

>>77368933
Not that hard to do

>>77368906
I am attracted to her, she is very cute and is really polite, my mind races at a million miles a minute just from talking to her. But I can't ask her out anywhere that's the last thing I would do. There's too much on my mind; anxiety, insecurities etc

>>77368935
>tfw I have that
>tfw I never knew what it was until I searched your post
wew

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>>77368968
mostly just the same ones i had before

>>77368972
try not being a fag

>>77368972
I know this is a real normalfag-tier thing to say but the worst thing that'll happen is that she'll say "no" and you can move on with your life

What if you have a nice date and eventually a qt gf out of the deal?

>>77368935
wtf this shit has happened to me before

>>77368971
you're only a bad poster if you don't post your thighs desu

>>77368959
Retarded meme tier cultural academia has always been a jewish domain tbqh

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>>77368998

>>77368935
i need glasses to see things

>create threads still uses normal captchas
>have to select cars and street signs like 15 times with disappearing images almost every time

thank god I switched to classic captcha for posting. Fucking jewgle

>>77368983
why don't you have a gf yet huh? too much of a fag nerd?

>>77368974
that sucks glad I could help though. how often do you get episodes?

>>77368998
almost anon!

>>77369019
can you fuck off shithead

>>77368971
>Not hard to do
Yeah but she was a girl that I actually wanted to date

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>>77368966
Maki!

>>77368970
>>77368970
B-but being gay is a sin

>>77369017
>he doesn't have a pass

>>77368983
i'm not gay

>>77368990
i'm not afraid of rejection. I'm afraid of intimacy and girls in general. I don't know why. Imagine being so turned on and horny all the time but not being able to act on it

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/342849-john-mccain-diagnosed-with-brain-cancer


RETIRE NOW YOU OLD FUCK. I don't want him to be dead, necessarily, but I want him out of congress and this will finally do it.

>>77369020
A lot less now than when I was a teenager, probably a minor one every month and a more painful one a handful of times a year. I just intentionally "pop" it because it makes the feeling go away even though it hurts.

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i'm a virgin but a cute boy says he'll suck my dick.

is this gay? he'll dress up like a girl for me he said.

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>>77369032
maybe you should lay off that other poster if ya know whats good for ya

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>giving gooks your credit card information

If you're over 18 and still a virgin, there is something seriously wrong with you.

>>77369054
its not gay if you call him a good girl while he does it

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>>77369034
>Dating girls

>>77369061
um, it's a debit card and i only have $8.47 left in my account so i think i am good

>>77369074
kys spic

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>>77369038
That's ok

>>77369054
I'll dress up like a grill anyway

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>>77368980
Eww keep it white, Tommy

I've got nothing new to show

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i deserve a gf

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>>77369061
I seriously hope they paid with bitcoin

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>>77369038
that is alright taste but for me its Umi without hesitation

>>77369017
Legacy captcha you mean?

Been using it since forever

>>77369054
Save your purity for when you marry a nice cute christian girl

>>77369017
my internet connection has been a bit slow because of family devices and it takes a second for the images to load. So clicking them is such a waste of time.
>asse nokia
yep

>>77369093
you deserve deez nuts

think it's ok to pass around here since everyone is a flagfag

>>77368998
kek

>>77368996
do you still get it?
>>77369053
i just breath slowly for a while and it goes away in a couple of minutes. too much of a pussy to pop it.

>>77369082
post thighs

>>77369131
i deleted it so the jancuck doesn't ban me

>letting hiroshimoot take both your money and your info so he can sell it

>>77369150
Why

>>77369082
Kill yourself, you worthless parental disappointment.

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why dont i have a gf

>>77369161
for the /cum/ collection im rebooting

>>77369142
I got it just the other day

>>77369163
Do you think your posts are clever?

Your microscopic spic brains is pathetic.

>>77369164
because you didn't try to get the girls you were forced to be around with during high school

>>77369014
Don't we all?

>>77369176
He's from Jew Hempshit

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>>77369163
Stay mad sweetie

>>77369164
because you post on /cum/ 24/7

>>77369198
irrelevant

>>77369190
>he fell for the "G-g-guys, I'm from N-new Hampshit, g-guys. Believe me." meme

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everyone on 4chan is aggressive

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>>77369014
>>77369184
>tfw 20/20 vision with no prescription
>tfw the chink optometrist was unironically impressed
Four-eyes and slants btfo

I'm white!

just found one of my roommates-to-be has a hobby of suing people. honestly scared desu.

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>>77369203
CLACKd yet again!

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>tfw i've never given a girl chocolate during her period

seems like a really fun thing.

>>77369214
*hugs you*

>>77369218

t. Carlos gonzalez

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>>77369218
me too anon!

this is a really good post

>tfw -6.00 vision
JUST

>>77369214
>yfw this is still the most friendly part of 4chan

Wish I had a bigger penis

>>77369223
what? fuck off...

I have a fear of intimacy and it has destroyed my social life

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>>77369244

Wish I had a BAC

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>>77369217
>Mfw my glasses give me 20/10 vision

>>77369253
cuck

>>77369238
i got second hand embarrassment from this post

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>>77369244
Same, only one girl ever said it was big

>>77369224
as someone who has lugged multiple grocery bags that weighed enough to cut into your fingers across several miles in hot weather for a grill, bringing grills food gets old and fast

>>77369244
I am satisfied with my penis size

>>77369263
i got second hand embarrassment from this post

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>>77369246

>>77369269
how about you clack MY ass for once huh??? see how you FUCKIN LIKE IT

>>77369177
I hated not being forced next to girls
There was one qt3.14 redhead whose lastname was right after mine but we were only in the classes where the teacher let people pick their own seats and i was always a week late for school so i had to sit next to the quiet kids

>>77369286
lol

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>>77369244
what size is it?

tfw 7.75''
tfw 8'' is penislet cut off

>>77369286
fuck off kys put a bullet in your head

>>77369261
i'm not a cuck

>>77369142
>tfw my doctor didn't believe me when I told her about this
stupid jew

>>77369269
I managed to stop getting second hand embarrassment.

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>>77369244
Wish I had an Asian dick

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EVERYONE LEAVE CLACK-SAN THE FRICK ALONE

NOW!

>>77369298
um...sweetie im gonna go with no

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heh...

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>>77369318
Enough buck, lets get CLACKY

>>77369318
his fault

>>77369290
I was given a shit ton of opportunities with girls and squandered them all in the name of solitude.
Fuck my parents for making me go to a faraway school that ate up 12 hours of my day every weekday.

>>77369318
Says Cucks County lmao

>>77369330
Give it back!

>>77369333
kys

>>77369334
I don't take responsibility for anything, you bitch.

>>77369336
don't bully my bf

>>77369318
Oh shit, Nguyen-Smith what's up?

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>>77369297
not big enough...

>>77369316
Wish I could give you an Asian dick

>>77369306
hallo ich bin dick

>Parents split up when I was 3
>lived my mom the whole

Is that why i can't get a gf? no father figure to teach my anything

anyone play Felmyst on Friday?

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>When the anglo autism is strong

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>>77369336
SAYS NON-COUNTY BLBLUBLULBULBULBULBULBUBLUBLUBLUBLBULBUBLUBLBULUB
LOOK AT ME I SAY KEKS COUNTY UMMM LMAO "BUD" LOL COULDN'T HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMING

>>77369334
I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS STARTED BUT IT MUST STOP

>>77369333
NO
*GETS IN UR WAY*
*CHANTS ANCIENT VIETNAMESE DEFENSE RITUAL*

>>77369349
SRSLY DO YOU HAVE EXTRA FLAGS?
HOW DO YOU SEE ME SRS?
I AM GOOD. SCARED OF MY ROOMMATE TO BE

>>77369353
Sprechst du Deutsch?

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>>77369265
in my mind it sounds cute that you get to hang out with a girl for a month, and once a month she gets kinda moody for no reason.

but i bet it gets not cute really quickly.

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>>77369369
HAAAAAAAA KEKS COUNTY BTFO ETERNALLY SHIEET

I wish Bucks would be my friend

>>77369376
sprichst
no

>>77369353
Hallo, Dick. Mein Name ist Schweiz. Wie geht es Dir?

This may surprise you but: This thread, this thread is shit

>>77369383
He's only friends with cool people like me.

>>77369360
>not fucking your mom

Why is cucks county so mad right now?

>>77369367
There is legitimately only 1-4 full-blooded Anglos in this entire general

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>>77369389
good

What's the song that starts at 47:00?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvgzQ-Itog

>>77369369
You're the guy with the sue-happy roommate? Record everything and always have a witness to avoid problems.

>>77369367
im irish

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>>77369380
Yeah, sort of like the wider fetishization of mentally ill women. Seems sort of hot for her to be so vulnerable and reliant on you, till you actually get into the routine of helping her and putting up with her stuff

>>77369382
as long as one mixed race brother stands here, i will never truly die

>>77369383
Stop being unironically ANCAP and embrace a barter-based LEGO economy and maybe I will

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>>77369386
Nord-Deutsch > Süd-Deutsch

Du bist ein Schwule

redditflags make this general worse than what it already is, basically giving you a username/identity

fuck off to reddit you wanna chat with usernames

>>77369414
I'm not ancap, I've said this before

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>>77369420
>duits

>>77369050
I used to be afraid of girls, but I forced myself to interact with them more and more until I became accustomed to it. You just have to face your fears and keep trying. You don't have to be going on dates it can just be something as simple as talking to them. When I first went to college I forced myself to meet every person in my dorm because I was super shy. After I got used to talking to the guys was when I started trying to talk to girls. It was hard but I've mostly normalfagged myself up, even if it took me 3 years. Still no gf, but at least I've gone on some dates and even cuddled with my cute Canadian friend.

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>>77369409
Bump

All Germans at subhuman, especially the Slav mongrel northeastern Germans.

@spic
kys

>>77369420
Isnt north german just low german?

>>77369410
I don't really know him so maybe I'm misjudging. I don't know his preferred targets but I think he's far left so as long as I pretend to love Ho Chi Minh I will be okay

how are things with you white man


>>77369426
wtf what are you
so who here is ancap. is it hunts?

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>>77369430
>Nederland

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>>77369414
who you callin' brotha foo?

>>77369434
+1

i used to daydream a lot

really vivid, i could do it for hours

after the pharma jew i just cant

I JUST CANT

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>>77369444
>so who here is ancap
No one, I meme it but I'm not ancap

>>77369432
I've tried, nothing will help and i have already accepted. you can't cure autism

>>77369434
>>77369449
non white cuckold

tfw cant post because new threads soon.

posting because new thread soon

>>77369444
I will be in Burgerland soon

>>77369472
<3 u Ryan

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>>77369448
who are you callin' a foo boo?

>>77369455
o-okay I g-guess we can be friendly acquaintances. nothing like having a gay basque secessionist as a friend

>>77369477
>I will be in Burgerland soon
Aren't 90% of Canadians within an hour of the US border anyways?

I want to die.

>>77369443
low german/dutch was netherlands and high german/dutch was germany at some point
and i think they also use something similar for the really ancient latintier german
very fucked up naming systems

>>77369443
More or less

Regardless German as a language itself is a fucking mess

Would prefer learning Dutch honestly just for the grammar structure alone

>>77369487
:3

>>77369477
I'm actually near Canada. Where you going

>>77369458
Being socially awkward doesn't necessarily mean you have autism. The worst thing you can do is not be honest about your feelings to others. Just keep talking to her until you get comfortable being around her. It might not work out with her but you gotta put yourself in the right direction if you want to improve. Have a little faith in yourself! Everyone can improve if they try, even if it's just a little bit a few days a week.

>>77369492
Probably more like 66% to 75% tbqhwy

>>77369505
no it isn't

usernames would actually cut down on the shitposts

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>>77369511
*pets u*
*can't reach ur head because I'm 63 inches*
*nuzzles on ur arm

>>77369505
aren't the structures nearly identical though?

>>77369528
everyone shitposting has redditflags

>>77369513
Nowhere near the Canadian border

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>>77369528
this is why redditflaggers are the best posters

>>77369528
>300 replies
>40 posters
This general is doomed whether or not you are aware that it's the same autistic faggots in every thread

>>77368437
>>77368437
>>77368437
>>77368437
NEW

>>77369528
>>77369551
we don't need this negativity
go to brit

>>77369527
as far as dialects maybe
but the spelling is pretty solid from what i can tell

>>77368425
Stop trying to tag your filthy spic country with us