good night edition
Want a big tit northern member of parliament gf
Roundabouts edition
>>77368090
looks like jezza's smelt summat haha
any west sussex in
chebbies for everyone
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1500519195078.webm
go back
>>77366589
>>77366589
>>77366589
stop migrating to this earlyposter's tranny threads at 290
hate yanks i do
Rachel's feet edition
always amused by the runtraging when the ash poster makes a thread early
me on the right
update: maggots fucking everywhere in the building now
might have to call someone lol
Yanks submit to the Queen or get out
>>77368255
Not into BDSM desu
How is Southend? Is it a comfy seatown? are there cute girls there?
>>77368250
Is the building an analogy for /brit/ and the maggots for yanks?
>>77368306
no we aren't
>>77368255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFhoQg-k3U
can't believe there are yanks itt RIGHT NOW who still think the american revolution wasn't a mistake
>>77368306
Dont give a shit 2bh lad
think i found the most mental thing ever (replace
https://kaimurros.blog_spot.co.uk/2013/04/a-federal-constitution-for-greater.html
(join blog and spot)
>>77368302
yes and also reality
don't like dogs
don't like dog people
is alcohol cheep in the UK (depending on location)?
like how much for a two-four or a 26oz of whisky?
>>77368410
First of all stop using ounces
babestation
Morning lads
What's on the agenda today?
>>77368454
Can't wank to tattooed slags with fake tits fake lips fake tan
Fucking rank
>live in the same place for over 65000 years
>still treated as second class citizens
really gets the noggin joggin innit
>>77368493
Doing a search for lewd Skyrim mods lads.
vietmong
would be top banter if we abandoned the earlyposter's thread early
Royal Marine commandos in the Mojave desert with us
Chill ass dudes
>>77368069
Why are British slags so ugly?
Just one look at this """"""woman"""""" is enough to make me want to vom. And she is considered attractive in your country!
>>77368643
u wat m8
>>77368655
Ugly as fuck once again
Don't tell me you actually find limeys attractive?
>>77368643
>average american women
>>77368643
isn't she american
>>77368683
screaming and and panting
>>77368655
Ugly as fuck mate
curb is great desu leds
About 80% of the birds on tinder her say in their bio they're not up for hook ups or one night stands
Very interesting
>>77368683
Yet they are still more attractive than the feminist uploaded by OP. They are thicc and can cook dank mexican meals, what can your feminist slag do besides moan and complain?
>They are thicc and can cook dank mexican meals, what can your feminist slag do besides moan and complain?
>>77368218
why do smog smile with his mouth open every time like a woman?
watching the new camelot movie
>>77368834
Yep, same here and it's not true.
Also a certain number say "i'm not perfect but i'm limited edition". I have no idea what this means.
>>77368841
>thicc
uhh no they're just obese
>cook dank mexican meals
women are shit cooks
is curb your enthusiasm /brit/ approved?
only 15 minutes left of clare boobs :(
minecraft is the thinking man's game
mummy cut my sandwiches into squares
>>77368991
reddit show along with arrested development and always sunny
>>77368985
>women are shit cooks
Women are good cooks if they're cooking for their children, not for you
honestly hate anime
simple as
>>77369015
don't algerians usually eat horse meat anyway?
>>77369015
that's odd, my mum's a terrible cook
big fan of this new pepe meme
honestly hate jews
simple as
>>77369012
yeah but is it good?
>>77369009
So THIS is the world famous British culture general....
>>77369015
Excuse me but I am a child in all ways except physical, now give me my tasty dindins
>>77369058
jts reddit fuck off
>>77369056
good lad
>>77369058
if you like obnoxious "comedy" stuff like seinfeld, arrested development and always sunny, sure you'll like curb your enthusiasm
>>77369083
/thread
>>77368991
haven't watched it but it seems like one of those "cringe" shows, too reddit for me
and I'm an actual redditor who likes Rick and Morty
>>77369083
yeah i enjoy those things
cool thanks!
OOOOOOH OOOOOH AH AH THAILAD OOOOOH OOOH OOOH
>>77369096
>and I'm an actual redditor
filtered
>>77369036
Yes, we love it.
>>77369083
Hmm arrogant and condescending all in one post? You must be a Brit
>>77369108
my brother get off the 4chan
>>77369132
alri
>>77369102
I couldn't get into curb after the first episode it was just some old man getting annoyed with shit
only joking lads
i've actually watched curb for years and it's one of my favourite shows
>>77369108
>american "banter"
>>77369136
the flag sort of gives it away I think
>the only one at work right now likes curb
>the lazy, depressed neets dislike it
hmmm....
Thai lad algerian does your stomach get used to the food and do the shits stop eventually?
Got called nigerian at the swimming pool
doing the virgin sleep r/n lads ama
not a fan of drumpf
>>77369166
heeehhhh
>>77369146
I'm glad you stuck to your guns. It's a great show.
>>77369166
What does /tv/ say?
>>77369168
Oh yeah, the tourist diarhea only lasted for the first 2-3 weeks
why do i still come here? this place hasnt produced an original meme in years, there's hardly any funny antics unless you count /pol/tard shit. all i've done for the last few years is shitpost in generals to wait out the cancer but it never left.
gf concepted immaculately
What if God is black?
>>77369196
>diarrhea
FOY
>>77369229
jesus aint no nigger
>>77369168
>>77369169
>>77369196
>>77369232
Gooks out!
>>77369232
good post
>>77369194
/tv/ are plebs who think they're patricians
>>77369194
well theres only one way to find out
>>>/tv/85197381
>>77369232
WTF it's a medical term. What is it called in british english?
>>77369252
/tv/ is literally the most reddit influenced board on 4chan
>>77369205
>the last few years
>>77369252
>>77369254
Fair enough
ah yes yes yes yessss
go to a foreign third world shithole and get food poisoning
ahhhh yesss yes yes hahah ahhhh
white people were enslaved too you dumb nigger
HEEEEEEEE
RRRREHE HEE HEE HEEEE
*blocks you path*
>>77369278
wonder if I'll get the runs when I travel to Europe
>>77369268
Is that the the only reaction image you have mate
>>77369287
It's true
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_slave_trade
black people were the ones selling black slaves
stop blaming white people for everything
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>>77369309
gimmick in the works
possibly too yankish
>The Ohio State University history Professor Robert Davis describes the White Slave Trade as minimized by most modern historians in his book Christian Slaves, Muslim Masters: White Slavery in the Mediterranean, the Barbary Coast and Italy, 1500–1800. Davis estimates that 1 million to 1.25 million white Christian Europeans were enslaved in North Africa, from the beginning of the 16th century to the middle of the 18th, by slave traders from Tunis, Algiers, and Tripoli alone (these numbers do not include the European people which were enslaved by Morocco and by other raiders and traders of the Mediterranean Sea coast),[3] and roughly 700 Americans were held captive in this region as slaves between 1785 and 1815.[4]
Tfw not big tittied american puritan slave-gf
like travelling
>>77369350
I wonder who has been covering this up...
we wuz slaves n shieet
>ywn get to purchase a virgin 18 years old irish slave
>ywn free her because she is a good cook and you respect the struggle of her people
>she will never call you a good man
Train passing through Orissa. First time I'm passing through Orissa
>>77368255
>>77369441
Are you inside or outside of the train?
shall take a nap
late night /brit/ is only sustained by australians
(((he))) is here
>>77368513
>being 65000 years old and still spending time on 4chan
Need to fix your life, grandpa
>>77369260
Diarrhoea
>>77369462
Inside. Outside they lynch Aussies
any other niggers here?
Imagine being Alan
Imagine being so poor you can't live in bangkok
Imagine being 5'6
Imagine being bald
Imagine being 30+
Imagine being ugly
Imagine having bad teeth
Imagine not being able to have a steady relationship with a smart partner, so fucking third world whores
Just imagine
>>77369481
Why does he have an elevator in his room?
WOAH he used the n-word
Need to get some food that won't give me the shits, can't even trust the mcdonalds here
>>77369545
It's alri I'm allowed to Beto. You're allowed to to remember? Because we like you...
Lots of attractive girls on bumble, might even see one with my own eyes one day haha
Im that anon from last week who was posting about trying weed.
So the Purple Kush arrived, when I got home I got a tall glass of water, I loaded up my bong with water and ice, I put on an old movie. I was just relaxing and chilling after work like I always do. I light up the bong and take two hazy lung fulls... every muscle in my body relaxed, I could barely move. It was like anesthetic. This is what I'd imagined hard drugs felt like: total bodily numbness.
Perception also got really odd, and would shift every couple of minutes. Actions were slower, light was brighter, certain characters were jumping out of the screen like it was a 3D movie. The most amazing effect is after about 15 minutes my brain turned to mush. The air felt like cotton candy, my fingers were cylindrical, I wanted snowballs (a marshmallow cake), and I had no worries. When the movie was over, I wobbles to my bed and slept like a baby.
It's some pretty wacky shit. It literally changes reality. I thought it would be like alcohol, but it's more like anesthetic mixed with anti-depressants and codeine.
77369535
it is where schlomo gets these after defending israel in the internet
>>77369525
t. white boi from Kansas City
>>77369561
*snitches on you*
>initiate sex with gf
>she hasn't shaved/waxed in at least 2 months
>see this
>lose erection
What am I even supposed to say? If I'm honest it will destroy her self esteem and she'll get in a huff which I cannot be fucked dealing with
>>77369584
creasing at this gross normoid story
I don't believe you
>>77369561
18+ board kiddo
Forgot my pic ahahaha whoopsie x
>>77369584
Nutt up and tell her what you like and work shit out
>entry level jobs that put buzzwords like "executive" and "consultant" in the title
Why the fuck do they do this, it's clear I'm just gonna be an office grunt, might as well be honest about it
>seeing references to virgin "action" everywhere
did this meme start on /brit/? I've browsed r9k for a long time and haven't seen it used this way.
>>77369561
You should play Mario Kart next time
What's the virgin laugh like lads? Can you laugh in a vocaroo?
>>77369643
it's just the runt world of formalities
is this a regional australian accent this guy has or what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHIQpk7woEM
thought he was swedish or something at first
>>77369643
You'll find that happens with every job right up to the top. For entry level its an attempt to make the poor runt not feel utterly worthless and further down the line its purely ego stroking.
a'e r'r t'e c'o m'e?
>>77369643
One of the gfs is a "Nails Consultant" kek
>entry level minimum wage shitkicker job
>several trillion years of experience needed
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES
>>77369643
>>77369703
One of my first jobs was to go to different offices and set up routine backups onto our private server. It amounted to clicking a few next buttons and waiting for 2 hours. My job title was, I shit you not, "Cloud Systems Data Loss Prevention Engineer"
The Mexican poster is better than any Irish poster desu
>>77369749
dude just lie
:-)
>>77369771
They're greatest allys
>>77369739
are don
>>77369778
hello nigger
>>77369777
Not him but even absolutely abysmal jobs actually check references etc here. You cannot get away with it in 99% of cases
>WHITE COUNTRIES ARE THE BEST BECAUSE THEY'RE WHITE & HOMOGENEOUS
>what about countries like poland?
>LOL THEY WENT THRU COMMUNISM BRO
>so they're poor because of social and economic reasons rather than their race?
>UMMMM STFU
>>77369811
jews imposed communism on them
>>77369811
to whomst are you speaking
>>77369811
Poland has virtually no crime.
past 3 posts were all me btw
>>77369811
do people really think poland is shit
>>77369859
>Poland has virtually no crime
>>77368297
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56c387a05c17f
all the poles I know are quite nice people
Isn't poland considered the mexico of europe
>>77369908
beto?
>>77369908
no
espana es la mexico de europa porque habla espanol
>>77369911
that post is way too coherent and on topic to be beto
>>77369908
No that's Turkey :)
Morning lads. And what a fine and glorious morning it is. How lucky we all are to be alive and living in England.
Have some music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaDvmjZkNmw
>>77369908
Cheap labor
Catholic
Brown
Food cooked with lard (?)
Lazy
t. pole
>>77369924
exactly what i was thinking
>>77369926
*throws acid in your face*
How lucky I am not to be in Britain, thank you very much lad
Top of the morning to you. Take your first American <you> of the day
suck of people chatting shit about poland
>>77369945
London is Irish
>>77369899
Poland has one of the lowest murder rates in Europe and has significantly less crime than the UK and far less so than any brown country.
>From his Serenade in A Minor, composed in 1898 (he was 26)
absolute fucking STATE of my life compared to his
could go for a wank
>>77369952
*rips the copper wiring out of your home and scrambles away in my horse-drawn caravan*
>>77369960
yea well ive probably seen more (pictures of) boobs at 19 than he could ever had dreamed of seeing so who's the real winner here
what is swipe down?
hmm ive never thought until now about how just a hundred years ago a man my age probably had seen less than 30 boobs in his life
>>77370005
a state of mind
>>77370009
Let's be honest, how many boobs have you seen in person?
>>77369960
Winston Churchill walked out of a Boer prison camp at the age of 25.
>>77369977
Vaughan Williams had a mistress who would go on to be his wife, who was almost 4 decades younger than him. Come back and tell us if you're fucking a 20 year old when you're 60.
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You're not British.
>>77370005
change the tv to a lower channel
>>77370041
I am actually
>>77370041
but at least we aren't pathetic enough to tag dozens of people in a post
>>77370040
With money you can do anything
>>77370041
don't care
>>77370053
>tag
FONT
>>77370009
Pairs or individuals?
>>77369926
Thanks for the music m8. Surprisingly good quality for a limey composer.
>>77370060
good. maybe that shitskin will go back to where she came from
>>77370072
Her family probably came over around the same time yours did
>>77370081
except there weren't any muslims in america when my ancestors arrived
>poland is a great country, all white, no muslims, low crime
>"Oh yeah? why don't you go and live there?"
>Errr...
>>77370060
pls explain how murrica became so leftist i don't understand
>>77370081
don't think my family came here within the past ten years. maybe her family did really onto the land area just south of here called mexico.
>>77370093
What's the 'cutoff point' for an immigrant not belonging if the whole country is immigrants?
>>77370098
I don't speak the language and it's quite poor since the jews imposed communism on them
>>77370071
He's one of my favourites. Evokes an image of England from a bygone age.
If you liked it, his most popular pieces are Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis, The Lark Ascending and Fantasia on Greensleeves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJRlqWMTl5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbFi85piaEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak85S5KZoKE
HUGE benis
>>77370102
it has always been a cuck nation
business idea: gather an army of 50,000 british people and move to poland to build a settlement there
>>77370108
if they aren't white they should not be here
>>77370098
You're right. I'd prefer to bring Poland's societal standards to my own rich country.
>>77370112
>>77370134
yanks can't even be rorkes properly, fuck off back to cum anytime
>>77370119
>a cuck nation
>>77370156
yeah I didn't think you had a retort to my post either
>>77370156
and you back to the Philippines or Guangdong lad
>>77370164
LOL
>>77369859
>Poland has virtually no crime.
thats because all the criminal poles moved to western europe
Enoch Powell was right
rate
those parts are again mexican
>>77370166
>>77370168
fuck off tyler, you'll be late for the school bus
>>77370060
why wasn't that little shit skin crying during the 6 times president nigger imposed literally the exact same travel ban?
>that BBC documentary with the rorkes where the british rorke has a thai bride
literally CANNOT make it up, it's how I envision most rorkes on 4chan
>>77370240
Thailass?
thai chicANO is a white nationalist who lives in thailand
can you believe it
>>77370098
I would live in Poland desu
>why wasn't that little shit skin crying during the 6 times president nigger imposed literally the exact same travel ban?
>>77370200
nose looks like a caricature of a nose
>>77370200
your nose is tiny compared to mine :-)
>>77370267
well? where were the comics of her crying back then?
Give me a (You)
>>77370217
because DRUMPF IS A NAZI PUNCH A NAZI LOL
Unfortunately modern usa is just a bunch of degenerates only known for their past glory
who sent tim this?
>>77370301
I love (You)
the kyrguiztani fag kiss american ass
>>77370304
me working the barbecue
>fighting game community is full of black people
you literally cannot make this shit up
>>77370311
Fuck off yank
>>77370305
DPD
Just got back from pints with the normie friends
Anyways I bet your night was good sitting here on 4chan
>>77370346
why are you posting game of reddit here?
Watching The Man in the High Castle and thinking of what might have been.
>dude just keep your head up lmao
>>77370361
Didn't read the text. Thought it would explain that this show would focus on the ongoing existence of slavery in this alternate, stalemate civil war universe.
>you just gotta have a sense of humor dude
>game of reddit
>>77370384
Slavery wouldn't exist unless the south was incredibly poor
>>77370390
stop fedoraing me
>stop fedoraing me
>stop fedoraing me
>>77370396
>>77370403
samefag
lool true
Having a think. What if there were a fictional society, free of poverty and hunger and disease and want? Everyone lived together in harmony. But to keep that society going, there were an innocent child being tortured in a cave. It has to be done to appease their God, and if they don't do it the system collapses.
Our hero discovers this society and is at first seduced by it. But exploring one night he finds the child in the cage and it begs for his help.
What do?
the australian is good at shitposting with paint
>samefag
>the australian is good at shitposting with paint
>there were an innocent child being tortured in a cave. It has to be done to appease their God, and if they don't do it the system collapses.
This is already happening
>>77370346
D&D are fucking dreadful and should be shot
>smile more
>>77370450
>those shorts
>ankle tattoo
This man is a homosexual
>>77370457
>y-your shorts are too short, you must be homo!
>>those shorts
>>ankle tattoo
>This man is a homosexual
how do you know too much about gay people??
>>77370467
t. Doughnut puncher
>>77370450
Be yourself
>>77370457
Is it a homosexual or an homosexual?
>>77370472
one lil eggroll
no self-respecting heterosexual man would eat a slice of pizza with two hands
>>77370113
Thank you sir
Enclosed within this post you will find a <you>
>>77370484
>Is it a homosexual or an homosexual?
depends where you pronounce the h or not
>>77370488
A virgin, not knowing any better, might.
>>77370477
t. 3/4 jeans wearer
>>77370488
*inspects the pile of pizza toppings on your lap*
hmm... seems as if you're baiting a homosexual gentleman to come and eat it up
'omosexual
a fag tried to grab my wiener in the bathroom just now. about to call the police
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart and my heart will go on and on
Good morning
am i doing the paint posting right
LADS
Best torrent client? I know utorrent is apparently dodgy, i heard qbittorrent is pretty decent?
>>77370547
>utorrent is dodgy
Says who?
>>77370547
qbittorent is good
90 minutes of toil left
then i may sleep
>>77370555
anyone who knows the slightest thing about privacy
>>77370544
Yeah not bad, well done
I encourage more people on /brit/ to draw their own stuff
>>77370555
It's literally a honeypot
New Aladdin film and they've cast this Indian girl as Jasmine.
Black people are going crazy. Apparently she should be darker.
>>77370555
http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/utorrent-silently-installing-bundled-bitcoin-mining-software
old news mate
>>77370547
Deluge > qbittorrent
>>77370570
I know nothing about privacy
*grabs your weiner in the bathroom*
jews were also black
>>77370579
she's from an area near me
small world
*gases the blacks*
>>77370579
But Jasmine was Indian
*invests in gas companies*
>caring about internet privacy
jesus lads just let go haha
you'll never be in a position of power or earn enough to be worth blackmailing if you are on this website right now
>>77370662
And what if the government suddenly decides that POV tranny rape porn should be illegal?
I don't want them knowing what I'm watching
>>77370662
not a great argument
The BBC's most highly paid male presenters could be asked to accept lower wages as the corporation tries to close the gender pay gap.
>>77370645
She was Agrabaghi m8
like this whole "know exactly what people are paid" fiasco
should do a norway and do it for everyone
>>77370714
That's actually pretty clever of them. They're paying them less based on sex and regardless of worth while still managing to present it as the moral high ground
>>77370679
>>77370682
Think you dropped this mate
>>77368090
Thick as pigshit
Don't get the runts who care about privacy on this site, who cares about some NEET virgin.
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, simple as
>>77370714
Why do they pay him so much
I thought everyone hates him
>>77370714
Hope it's real, want to see those cuckolds take it with a smile for equality.
>>77370740
in europistan you get arrested for antisemitic and islamophobic speech
>not caring about your privacy
plebs
i personally black out all my windows, I shake my head constantly whenever I might be on cctv so they can't get a clear picture of my face, I have never owned an electronic device, I never go abroad because a passport can be tracked, I don't have a driving license, and i haven't used a single public service since i was born
>>77370730
just looked at this
what the fuck haha, what a weird system
post toot
>>77370763
>I shake my head constantly whenever I might be on cctv
creasing
>>77370740
ah yes this mentality
>>77370762
You get jailed for life for tweeting gifs
>>77370798
no we don't
wank
>>77370778
>it's an o'brien episode
fanny willy bum
Jobby poo poo fart shit
fucking knackered lads
hate staying up until this time
the roads are hectic as well
>>77370808
https://www.cnet.com/news/kurt-eichenwald-twitter-epileptic-seizure-fbi-arrest/
Arrested by the fbi no less. So free lol
boss baby
>>77370861
the roads are always hectic cuz
life aint easy in these streets
>>77370873
Kino
best episode of the simpsons lads?
>>77370862
>give a guy a seizure
>get arrested
wowwwww wtf kojima bugged game mechanics
why don't you post it
SCREECHING when yanks complain about being searched at the airport
Try not to smuggle bombs and guns on to planes and you won't be arrested.
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, simple as
ah yes 3 hours of sleep before the ol' presentation today fucking kill me
Travelling to my place of toil