Raped by a black widow Edition
browsing my /qa/ safespace to be free from the newfags
>>77367379
>ywn be raped by a beautiful woman
fat mexicunt
tfw we will never be as unified as the finns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnePQgWDbh8
i
cant
believe
my
little
briton
model
is
this
cute
First for anime
nth for don't bully!
>Wisconsin
One of my exercises is to talk to an entity in my "head space".
I believe I need to acknowledge this entity as real. Because it is made of physical data that will be measurable with modern brain wave recording techniques. That data can be extracted an installed later.
PENNYSsvania
Girls
Asian men
boys :3
>>77367433
what do you do to help get to sleep?
>>77367450
This
>>77367450
I hope you get covered in entire ton of porcupines and then get dumped in salt. I hope you have rusty metal shards pushed under your nails so deep that they penetrate your fingers. I hope you have your eyelids tore off and get stuck in a suntan machine. I hope you get all of your limbs crushed and get thrown down a well. I want you to get stuck in a metal box and thrown in a pool of lava. Faggot. You absolute cancer on society. If you were to die, no one care. Your meaningless death would have no negative impact on society. In fact, it would probably be beneficial. You are the worst human being imaginable. You sack of whale shit.
Making spicy buffalo chicken fingers
>>77367465
Wow that's rude
PENIS-saves-veins-YA
>>77367460
if i need help getting to sleep it's already too late
misa
>>77367465
rudeposter PLEASE leave!
I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.
I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!
Yours baconly, Atheist92
We need a hero to save this general
>>77367480
what are you talking about?
who /nofriends/ here
>>77367500
is that cia?
*makes the first move*
so Conway, what do you do for fun? we should hang out ;)
>>77367460
Melatonin
>>77367477
Ignore him, he's a rude person
>>77367507
nobody because we're all buds in /cum/!
>>77367500
/our guy/
If I was a Japanese I would write light novels
>>77367516
Yeah probably
>>77367518
You've been here a long time and haven't done anything gtfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVN6VRpTQ8
>>77367529
Are we?
>>77367526
>Melatonin
never did it for me. it seems like I can't get my brain to stop thinking and going a million miles a minutes
Rick and Morty made me laugh. I hope I haven't become a redditor by watching it.
>when anime becomes such a main focus in your life you pretend to be an anime slut and then think you're a female but you're just a virgin in /cum/ ruining our thread
>>77367535
Would you try to start a coup and have the soldiers laugh at you
>>77367519
I like running
>>77367547
You have to stop looking at a screen when you take it. Just read a book for the 30 minutes or so it takes to kick in
why the hell does anyone post here? it's a general about nothing - cancer incarnate. there's no need for an english general on /int/ when 4chan is an english website.
>>77367547
just use several. otc shit is designed to be safe for 90lb 75 year old women
>>77367545
Not really, no
>>77367379
>>77367564
fuck off you live in Connecticut. Connecticut is the worst place in the world. In Connecticut, people don't live, they are enslaved by the treachery that pervades that shitstain on the Union. Not only does Connecticut promote anarchy and has no legal system, but it actually promotes acts such as murder and armed robbery. Connecticut claims to be part of New England, however, it is simply New York's phallic extension. Real New England states, such as Rhode Island, are forced to be bordered with this lawless wasteland, and Massachusetts made the ultimate sacrifice by having the longest border of any state with Connecticut in order to protect Vermont and New Hampshire from Connecticut's horrible influence on the region and the entire world. People from Connecticut are known for their violent nature, often using insults and improper grammar in order to make a point. People from Connecticut include: Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Pol Pot
>>77367562
its a general...about nothing!
>>77367562
you must be new here
>>77367561
my mom wants me to get these yellow glasses that blocks out the blue light from screens
>>77367562
It's not an English general punk
>>77367579
that's insane anon
>>77367561
No because I'm not a manlet
I still like his novels though
Am I gay for wanting to be a cute Japanese school girl?
>>77367585
Your mom might be a Jew. Just shut off the screen and do something else
>>77367585
just use f.lux
>>77367562
suck ass l*d
>>77367597
makes you a retarded nigger
im pissed
shan't be replying to posts that include anime pictures
>>77367604
I guess that's fine too
>>77367592
I still need to read his books
>>77367597
>>77367599
that is what I should do. I have been wanting to read do androids dream of electric sheep?
>>77367582
i've actually been coming to this general infrequently for a few years. i just now realized how monumentally retarded the whole thing is.
>>77367604
>urkel bantered to death
*
Stop replying to anime posters
>>77367566
I will be your friend even if you don't want me to
>>77367611
shan't be replying to posts with ugly British whores
>>77367621
read the Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea first
am I banned
who wants to be my long distance gf
closes action post*
>filters all posts with images
>>77367633
I'd accept I haven't had friends since 2016
>>77367597
I wonder what would happen if a guy could really turn into a Japanese school girl. Could something like new female brain hormones turn a heterosexual guy into a heterosexual girl? Or would the heterosexual guy become a homosexual girl?
Did anyone listen to Sam Harris getting raped on his own podcast by the creator of Dilbert? Shit was pretty good.
Post good non-degenerate music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6tc-GKP4-g
>>77367655
this
>"IM THE JANITOR IM GAY AND I LOVE PENIS YUMMY YUMMY CUMMIES IN MY TUMMY IM RETARDED AND GAY"
That could compel someone to say this?
>>77367676
heroin > TBADS
>>77367645
Alright. What's it about?
>>77367669
I don't listen to Sam Harris's podcast
>humor comics
also sam harris is a member of the NWO
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es would like a gf?
>>77367676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47yuiPK01kg
J O A N N A
>>77367676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiWH8FO3Jc4
>>77367688
me neither it was the first time I've ever listened to it.
>non degenerate music
>posts TVU
i honestly dont know any of you think you are worth even the clothes you are wearing
/cum/ = bum
>>77367663
First step in becoming my friend is to start using reddit flags
Get on it
/brit/ = shit
>>77367663
Can I be your friend too anon?
/cum/ = dum
Fuck you Ryan
>>77367714
>he can't get himself b&
wew
test
what should I do for fun tonight? Read a book, watch some more anime, play some dota or zelda? I don't know what to pick.
>>77367676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2V3NrvThlg
>>77367705
T H E C U T E S T
nobody responded to my gem
>>77367745
I can, I just want to bully the jancuck.
>>77367742
Yeah there's an opening I can't be his >>77367733 friend because he is too demanding
you insolent yanks ruined /brit/
i am not happy
>>77367714
Pretend you kill puppies/kittens then complain about being unjustly banned
>>77365666
>>77365688
It works
/brit/ more like /full of idiots//
/midwest/
>>77367726
>>77367770
we don't want your kind around here, scumbag
>>77367776
Someone here loves kots enough to get people b&... I wonder who? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5-xnJCFgzY
*dances joyously*
>>77367768
Now that we're friends anon tell me what's your favorite anime?
>>77367782
Fuck Minnesota
i was on cross country team for every year of high school. kinda stopped running at uni.
how much do you run?
*rapes janny's cat*
hehe oops ;)
*kicks a dog*
fuckin' mut
>>77367801
I bet you do dirty boy
What are you going to do Jancuck?
>tfw 1st place in Track & Field at High Jump in high school during Grade 11
>>77367828
doxxed
>>77367816
Delete this post
Wisconsin is not fat
rEMINder
is hummus redpilled
>>77367801
why be so rude to minnesota?
>>77367804
I try to do a hike every week but it doesn't always work out
>>77367837
C U R D S
>>77367839
americunts and mexicunts are retarded
>>77367839
>18 votes
>30 IPs in this thread alone
wow guess it's conclusive
>>77367785
>that last name
so pissed
really gonna do it tonight
>>77367839
recount please
>>77367861
thank god
>>77367839
Cara definitely has the best eyebrows out of these three
Reminder that Wisconsin is the whitest state inthe midwest!
>>77367688
the search for glory
Its short and a good start to Mishima but the Temple of the Golden Pavilion is his best work imo
>>77367801
Uhh... are you Urkel?
I bet the Jancuck is going to ban me after this thread.
Such a fucking coward.
>>77367873
>wisconsin
trump held a rally in my town. it was weird because his other rallies have a higher attendance than our total population
>>77367860
Yeah, how do you even pronounce it???
Sure are a lot of deleted posts in this thread.
>>77367873
delet your reddit flags. I use to be able to chalk up a ton of cancerous posts to multiple people but now I know its just one
cara ruins everything
>Milwaukee
lmao what a shithole
>>77367875
Do you know if they have the translated books on Kindle?
>>77367873
t. black
>>77367902
no i dont
you do
>>77367904
I agree
>>77367902
got a filtered (You)
won't check it
>>77367890
https://translate.google.com/#pl/en/Przybysz
lower left button
Name a single funny woman. You can't.
>>77367890
[kurwa noises]
>>77367920
i said
"no i dont"
"you do"
>>77367904
take it back
>>77367828
That feel when we had to do athletics in school once a year and there was a ranking and I was at the end of the ranking lists together with the fat children even though I wasn't fat.
got a filtered (You)
>>77367939
NO
why doesn't Montreal have a flag?
The Midwest is the most depressing part of both Canada and The United States.
What a shitty thread
>>77367921
>Choobush
This is why nobody speaks Polish
>>77367947
>>77367958
You're wrong
>>77367965
why are you doing this
>>77367967
??NO ARGUMENT??
This is the worst fucking /cum/ in recent memory
>>77367978
>>77367978
You're wrong
>>77367958
Nova Scotia is based, was there a year ago and it was a lot of fun. Locals are really nice too and love to drink like us
Thoughts on /mygirl/'s new video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qgadSvNyU
>>77367938
>>77367959
Put your name back on, pendejo
People are going to think I'm you
>>77367958
Fake news
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>got a filtered (You)
I HATE myself
i hate myself i hate myself
ihatemy self
small fish
stuck in a fish bowl
Made a kratom smoothie while listening to Daddy Yankee
>>77367986
do you two ever go on adventures?
>>77367977
hate the midwest
>>77367985
deepest voice ive ever heard on a woman
>>77367998
DES
PA
CITO
Hate umaru
like aho girl
>>77367905
looks like they only have the Sound of Waves and the Sea of Fertility series
Sound of Waves is different from his other novels but its a very pleasant read. Its a coming of age novel about a boy on an island. It feels more like his plays than his other novels.
The Sea of Fertility is four books and considered to be his peak. He finished them just before his death
>hate the midwest
Whoops
>"HI IM THE JANNY JUST PUT YOU PENIS IN MY MOUTH AND CUM BECAUSE I LOVE YUMMY CUMMIES IN MY TUUMMY LOL xD IM GAY IM GAY I WANT AIDS"
What did he mean by this?
>he lives outside the eastern timezone
>>77368010
I've heard deeper
Join the /cum/fy discord
https://discord.gg/ZcpxxT
Banned if you're a cunt
>>77368023
>new series to read
I'll look into them
>leastern standard time
>>77368043
>mexiwomen
this is a traditional folk song of my home country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfBKIaZOyK0
>>77367997
My brain feels numb while listening to this but in a good way
Weird tune
>The Midwest is pretty cool
>>77368000
Why would you EVEN ask that??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsgzSJXRRaQ
woah... POWERFUL...
>>77368051
I meant these two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esV8bKn8_Js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8cEvMiRCxI
>>77368033
wow wtf is wrong with you
>>77368061
Me in the back
>>77368059
This
>>77368073
>bethesda games
>>77368063
I would if I were you
>>77367877
I guess he didn't want my friend...
>>77368000
I would go out with him but he is afraid of going out of his house or something
>>77368076
wtf is wrong with you idiot kys
>>77368089
go to her(male) house
I watched too many "friendship" anime and now I secretly want that
>>77367877
å‹¿è«–!
1 Play FFT
2 Play DotA 2
3 Watch Jojo
4 Rhttp://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/77367379#p77367905ead some more Storm of Swords
5 Finally get around to it and set up my Wii U and play BotW
6 Do something productive like look up grad schools for PhD programs and maybe e-mail that one MIT professor who had some interesting research going on
7 Play one of the 12 or 13 JRPGs on my backlog
8 Find a new hobby
9 Shitpost some more
0 go to bed
>>77368075
sky ferreira doesn't sound deeper just more monotone desu
>>77368096
you're a fucking lunatic
put a bullet in your stupid idiot brain, piece of shit
>>77368103
I don't know what the fuck happened to 4 but reroll
Fuck everywhere West of Montreal.
this is the worst thread of all time
>>77368084
Washington stop.
is this true?
>>77368102
I don't understand chopstick characters or watch chinese cartoons, sorry.
>>77368123
shut the fuck up, you idiot
kys kys kys
you're worthless human garbage everyon hates you
>>77368045
We already have an irc though
>>77368139
>>77368140
is cara and sinola the same guy?
PLEASE get along friends!
I wonder if american girls would be freaked out by an uncircumcised penis.
>>77368146
Do you think you're fucking funny?
You're an idiot. I hope you die, fucking shit stain.
>>77368142
Yeah
>>77368144
It is okay
>>77368160
This
>>77368115
>Actually believing that shit
He ripped off aleister crowley, and mashed it together with some Hinduism and Buddhism.
>>77368139
We have gone from being rivaling /brit/ in terms of shittiness to /lat/
>captcha
>>77368155
you stole this pepe from me
>>77368164
I'm not being funny, kike.
I'm telling you to kys. You have no friends, you're a fucking loser.
>>77368163
They are
>>77368033
>>77368076
>>77368096
>>77368123
>>77368146
>>77368164
Outstanding
>>77368159
Fortunately not
>>77368178
>>77368186
I unironically hope you shoot yourself in the head, you fucking racist nigger lover kike jew.
>>77368187
STOP BULLYING
>>77368204
everything ok buddy?
>>77368192
you know this from experience? it's kinda fucked up how they would be even though it isn't normal (at least there it is)
>>77368204
saw your fucking head off, you fucking garbage retard.
Good thread
>>77368172
I don't care bud
fucking hate you all
people are garbage
Realmente me gusta tener cabezas de mono sin cocer en mi sopa, Brasil sigue siendo una superpotencia mundial y el español es mi idioma favorito de todos los tiempos, me encanta ser un inconveniente del tercer mundo chicano y no puedo soportar estar tranquilo durante treinta segundos
Who'd win in a fight, a tiger or a silverback gorrila?
>>77368226
OBSESSED
I hope you know that everyone hates you. You have no friends. You will die alone.
let clackmyass kill himself
the world will be a better place
How often do you change your sheets?
>>77368232
But it's filled with hate
>>77368245
UNFORTUNATELY. Clackamas is actually a decent poster and you're not so
XDDDDD
I MEMED HIM
>>77368171
No favourite anime either
>>77368244
GOOD I hope I fucking die alone
neck yourself, you fucking anus fuck face
>>77368245
KYS
>>77368249
Never I sleep on the matress without them
DOODOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>favourite
>>77368242
a lion
>>77368245
C-Cara?
>>77368266
you're such a fucking loser neck yourself kys everyone hates you
>>77368249
EVERY FUCKING NIGHT
because I fuck your bitch mom every night
>favorite
>>77368163
>>77368192
Girls will like whatever makes them feel good, be it a circumcised penis or not
>>77368289
Yes?
>>77368292
retard
TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK TABARNAK
>>77368289
Correct, I don't have nor save any pepe or pepe related pictures in my SSD.
>>77368303
Your name?
>>77368296
>>77368308
unironically kill yourself
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
>>77368309
CALISSE:DDDD
Would you fuck a cute handicap girl?
>>77368309
terrible post. use your head next time
>>77368163
Ironically, I might be going to France for a few years and I'm afraid of how European girls would react to my circumcised penis.
>>77368314
What about this one? Made it myself.
>>77368317
i wanna annoy those who filter me
>>77368330
What kind of handicapped?
good night /cum/
>>77368309
HAHA TABARNAK TABARNAK AHAHAHA T-T-T-T-TABARNAK
TABARNAK
TABARNAK
AHAHA LMAO
>>77368340
Mentally
>>77368341
Goodnight~
>>77368330
I'd fuck you. Being black is a handicap
just had some oreos
>>77368331
>>77368330
If you count liberal girls as handicapped then yes
>>77368332
I'm not sure tbqh, but I know for sure all of Europe is over 95% hell if not 100% uncircumcised
FOB
>>77368330
I wouldn't fuck more of tenderly and wholesomely love.
>tfw no qt blind gf
>>77368346
L-lewd!!~
>>77368330
yes, my waifu is handicapped
unironically have a handicapped tag
>>77368332
euro girls love somalians
somalians have circumsized dicks
they'll just be disappointed it's small
got 4chan x lol
>>77368391
>this is what somalians believe
Sad!
>>77368399
kys kys
Don't like this thread t b h
Migrate respectfully
>>77368425
>>77368425
>>77368425
>>77368399
>>77368352
>>77368391
>the acceptance of islamic circumcised dick is my only hope
feels weird man
>>77368198
>>77368336
Saved
I like this pepe
>>77368273
Good post