What can we do to help Haiti?

>>77366884
Nuke them

Sterilize them all.

I'm being 100% serious, BTW.

>live in geographically unstable region
>full to the brim with nibbers
>shit hole by every definition

>>77366921
>>77366899

correct answers

when a country has brazilian troops keeping the peace you know theres no solution

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>tfw no Haitian gf

Its their fault for deforesting their entire portion of the island
Dominican Republic should take over with UN aid to put an end to this madness

many countries take advantage of their poverty to do very shady business such as terrible low wage labor while promising to rebuild
haiti is just a basket case example of corporate and governmental corruption at the expense of the locals

they would do well to ban all foreign coporations

Nothing let them starve to death

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How can a new world country be that poor? It's African tier poverty in the middle of the Caribbean

>>77366884
Send European refugees to help them.

>>77367029
>Its their fault for deforesting their entire portion of the island

Which they did because they were forced to pay "debt" to France after gaining independence (which they didn't fully pay off until the 20th century), leading to intensive export-driven logging and agriculture. This was exacerbated by the fact that after independence, Haitian society was still highly stratified, and the good arable land was all being used by the ruling class, forcing the peasants to farm the hillsides.

>>77366884
Send them mud for Dirt Cookies.

>>77366884
We need to start over...

>>77367228
>Majority black population
>It's African tier poverty in the middle of the Caribbean
What did you expect, paco?

>>77367228
blame the frogs

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>>77366884
send godzilla

>>77366884
Nuke it from orbit.

Eugenics? Probably make into a colonial nation again have someone micromanage them until they can stand on their own two feet.

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>>77370568

>>77370612
Kek. Instead of jewing them out of their natural resources this time.

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>>77370630
Haiti's natural resource is mud at this point. They're running out of trees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wp5Ic4FGB4

>>77370644
Also doesn't help that they're the Clinton's #1 source of little children.

>>77367330
>>77368423
Freedom ain't free.

Move them all to France, it was the French who left an Africa-tier shithole in the new world and they should take responsibility for it.

>>77370725
Haitians made us leave. They are fully independent now.

Dominican republic had

>decades of forest management and local resource management
>even though they were dictatorships
>parks and resources were protected and local resources not exhausted

haiti did the opposite

>breeding way too much
>no food
>everyone chopping down wood
>soil erosion from lack of trees

haiti really is its own mistake right now even though they had to do shit like pay debts.
>>77367330
the niggers barely serviced the debt though, they received more in aid than in payment. it doesn't help that they had a corrupt mulatto/non-black elite stealing everything they had.

unironically i'm friends with a few of them who moved here, they buy expensive hundreds of dollars bottles of alcohol while their country starves. can't help that shit.
>>77370686
back2/pol/

>>77370725
>mulatto niggers lead the full niggers to murder all french people on the island
>the french people who administered and atleast provided stability
>accept the lowest whites possible, the Poles, and assimilate them into their society
>over generations a mix of polack/black/half-caste genes means they are doomed from the start

>>77370839
2bh the french masters in Haiti were huge dicks, more severe than usual.

>>77370839
One of the general sent to quell the resistance was also a mulatto and promptly died of yellow fever like most of the French army.

>>77370892
yes but the niggers left to their own devices is even worse.

even then not every french was a slave master, fucktons in administration/merchants.

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Allow them to starve. Then turn their shitheap island into a place to dump our spare lebs and gooks.

>>77366976
Yeah even guatemalan troops are there for peace kek

>>77366884
Eugenics. Or White and Asian immigration in large numbers.

>>77370725
Haitians expelled the French and killed all those who stayed. They could have remained a part of France like Guadeloupe or Mauritius. But no, they wanted independence at any price. Well, they paid the price eventually.

>>77366884
haitians are sub-humans, we should genocide them

>>77366884
We can nuke them
Rightful retribution

>>77370918
>even then not every french was a slave master, fucktons in administration/merchants.

They still worked with the system though.

1. Bulldoze regions and turn them into efficient waste disposal locations.
2. Create simple cost efficient housing.
3. Create an internal economy based on farming and municipal services including green energy.

>>77367084
good point. Although it's impossible to talk about Haiti without all the autistic as fuck edgy posting out of nowhere typical on 4Chan of discussing anything about Black people or things..

>>77372079
Because most people don't have an understanding of Haiti beyond
>niggers
and frenchmen getting lynched.

>>77372102
except it is
>niggers
>not knowing how to organize
>not knowing how to do collective things and think long term
>niggers who literally destroyed their own land and turned it into a mud wasteland while having too many kids to sustain themselves

it actually is just, niggers. they aren't a group capable of really managing modern governments.

>>77372018
no, you sub-human, think of the spanish speaking side

>>77368422
There are black Caribbean countries like Barbados or Trinidad and Tobago that are way more developed than your country

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Haitians wanted white people out.
I think we should respect their decision and let them develop their own civilization

>>77372239
nigger shill

>>77372018
better idea, have the DR airforce firebomb them

>>77372294

have you ever binged to haiti before the earthquake
the capital city used to looked great

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>>77370702
god bless frenchie :DDD

>>77372589
No, sadly I havent
I would like to go to Haiti though and try their rich local cuisine, like the famouse mudcakes

>>77372239
>Black
*Mullato.

>>77373331
34.22% African 7.66% Dougla

35.43%Indian

being this dumb

>>77366976

The mission is over.

It's leafs problem now.

t. Milico

>>77372155
Ehh bomb anyway