/brit/

LIAM HAS NO MATES HE HAS NO MATES HIS DAD RAN AWAY HIS MUMS ON HEAD PILLS LIAM SPENDS HIS DAY HERE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE AND COUNTRIES HE WILL NEVER MEET OR DISCOVER THIS SAD CUNT SHOULDNT WASTE OXYGEN BY BEING ALIVE SAD POOR CUNT

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep

>s-s-s-stop the white genocide!! you are all morons if you don't discuss this with your f-f-friends
>posted from virgin mobile

Posting from my bed lads waheyy

what the fuck its 4am and im still not sleeping

>Watching new GoT
>Maisie asks what song is that
>Ed Sheeran turns round with a smug smirk on his face
>"it's a new one"

Cancer cancer cancer

>>77366652
Fuck off back to /cum/ yank filth

>>77366652
we don't care you insolent yankish fiend
>>>/cum/
>>>/pol/

>>77366652
Yanks are so autismal

insane in the membrane
insane in the brain

>>77366652
you have no mates

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Southerners fuck off

france filtered

>>77366704
seething lonely cunt
kill yourself

>>77366704
Get blasted by a coon stupid yank

yanks filtered

babestation

UK filtered

>>77366701
Cringe

>>77366704
Please just fuck off for good you cretin oxygen thief CUNT, everybody fucking hates you

good to sleep lads dont stay up too late x

personally not a fan of this hating yanks gimmick

seems a bit stale

if god (our lad) didnt want men to be gay, why did he make willies so aesthetic?

>>77366763
imagine being a drunkard british mong

>>77366704
we don't like you

Send the buggers (and burgers) back

*wanks to lauren southern*

well lads, my bit to help prevent the white genocide will have to wait until tomorrow

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>>77366763
>>77366772
t.

>>77366727
Utter mong, this isn't /cum/

Yanks? Thanks, but no thanks.

brits out
jfs in

>>77366778
didnt read

Feel thoroughly depressed

*bounces a basketball towards /cum/*
shoo yanks shoo

not a fan of yanks, me

>>77366776
Spot on. All these alt right spastics who live on the Internet and call others "weak", "limp wristed" and "beta" when they've never had to fight for anything in their life or ever fucked a girl

It's pretty pathetic

Watched the latest planet of the apes movie lads. Also watched a kino tonight

MAJOR choon lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWbvYMc42GU

personally not a fan of the whole posting on an american website and then complaining about americans gimmick

just not for me lads

ahh yes, /tv/
>>>/tv/85191522

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>tfw I used to use a liquid lab drug for cardio gains and it turns out every mouse they tested it on got cancer

How fucked am I

take me now God

>>77366800
just be yourself x

>>77366809
What kino

>>77366798
good thing there's so words then sweetie

/int/ should really do away with flagposting

>>77366809
>watching yank media
bad lad

>>77366821
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

dunkirk will be out, what do

not sure what american website this yank is talking about but hope he fucks off back there sharpish

>>77366841
Dunkino

>>77366812
>American website
Cringe

>>77366812
>4chan is a yank site
Mentally deficient dribbling yank gimp

4chan is a japanese website

yanks need to fuck off post-haste

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>Cringe

business proposal: bum

>American website
>English language

>>77366812
about half of 4chan users are not american

Yanks must be slaughtered en masse

yanks out

going bed. what do you reckon?

wanna travel to hong kong

>>77366897
mong

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Would you /brit/?

Hurr durr look at me I'm a yank who can't stay in /cum/ and mistakes /brit/ for a burger stand because I'm so stupid

>>77366897
Been there, done that, wore the fucking sweater bro!!!

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should of nuked britain instead of japan

Don't know what to do

>>77366897
in the summer? good luck with the heat and humidity

what happened to greasy maggot willy lad?

>>77366916
cringe

>>77366912
Ahaha fuking hell good impression could've fooled me

>>77366916
>should of
speak english x

eurgh
bin full of maggots at work
fucking rank

>>77366916
>should of

>>77366925
Doing a wank

>>77366912
exhaled into a brief chuckle

>>77366952
>>77366912
>british bants
grim

>>77366962
I knew this was a yank post before I even looked at the flag. Apply yourself.

YANKS
OUT
LADS
IN

>>77366819
Absentia. Cheeky little indie horror flick but is very fresh imo and doesn't rely on cheap jumpscares that constitute most horrors these days

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Wish any of you buck toothed limey tea drinkers would call me a yank to my face. Would heem you back across the atlantic.

>>77366950
where are you working that you are sifting through bins filled with maggots at 3am on a thursday?

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got the flu or something :(

>>77366980
alri alri

>>77366995
security mate

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>>77366980

>>77366962
>>77366974
Feckless thick shits get a plane full of brown folk flown into you

>>77367020
are you gaurding the maggot bin?

>>77367020
ever secure your willy on the job?

FOB

>>77367001
ah yes, nonce aids
god's (CoE God) punishment

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>>77366911
hello my jewish friend, i quite like your women

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can smell the buck toothed septic burger eaters from here, rancid cunts

>>77367001
That's what happens when you shag underage Thai trap hookers

>>77367051
Fuck the hips on that woman

panzeroti I had for dindins was too salty now my teeth hurt yeeeeeeowch haha

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does /brit/ like weebs?

>>77367051
would love to cuck a burger

>>77367034
nah i'm guarding a large complex with a number of bins among other things

>>77367036
not here but yeah obv

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>replying an ashkenazi jew to an israeli and saying "I like your women"

>>77367042
She looks like a girl I went to high school with, hated her smug guts

Prefer British girls truth be told

Why does this place smell like shite and BBQ sauce?
*notices the yanks*
Oh

welcome yanks

>>77367090
Half of Israeli Jews are Ashkenazi, dumb twat.

>>77367095
>she
are you blind?

>>77367113
post fucking machines

>>77367090
>>77367113
lmao the absolute state

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>pause wank to post something on /brit/
>willy goes soft

>>77367076
i like asian women

>pause wank to post something on /brit/
>willy gets harder

really want to get a bit thicc.
Just can't take in enough calories without eating a load of chocolate and shit and I don't want to develop diabetes

>>77367123
>he wanks and /brit/ posts
Sad!

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>can smell the buck toothed septic burger eaters from here, rancid cunts

>>77367087
good luck to you. if you have any open wounds you could use the maggots to eat off the dead flesh. in the even of being wounded whilst standing your post you could always grab some maggots and take them with you in case your flesh starts rotting. maybe you should just take some maggots for good measure. it's really better to have them and not need them, than need them and not have them.

>havent watched a tim video in 2 days

time to catch up

i'm not the weird white genocide yank
(just wanted to clear that up with everyone here)

Wow, /cum/ is genuinely awful. I can understand why the burgers would want to post here instead.

/brit/ is one of the easiest generals to bait

How sad is it that yanks have to migrate to /brit/ from /cum/ like refugees?

>>77367104
>>77367118
>>77367090
>>77367037
>>77367032
>>77366989
>>77366974
>>77366962
>>77366916
>>77366856
>>77366841
>>77366821
>>77366812
>>77366798
>>77366772
>>77366763
>>77366727
>>77366704
>>77366652

Cringe

>>77367181
not much

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>/brit/ is one of the easiest generals to bait

Ah yes, the "I was only pretending to be retarded to bait you" defense

>>77367178
hahaha yeah you sure baited everyone here liam

deport yanks

who was the brit who was in /norgetråden/ earlier? check it again

>pause wank to post something on /brit/
>edging fail and cum all over shirt while typing

request pointing Timothy James Byrne in front of various objects/events

>>77367160
vommed in my mouth a little at the thought of this

>liam gets called out in the last thread for being an autistic virgin
>yank posting immediately ramps up to 500 times the autism

liams sperging out lads

doing a poo willy fanny shart utter yank tim kev foy fuck off yank bum dire doing a wank hatpost grim

>>77367181
imagine if you treated the pakis as openly offensive as you treat us

Expecting hacks

Post in most generals yet /brit/ is the only one who spergs about yanks when on the rare occasion they take breaks from their willy posting.

Think I shall be posting here more often from now on lads.

enjoying myself here

>>77367214
they still do that in hospitals you know. it's very very effective. the maggots are bred in a sterile environment though. not sure the bin would cut it. would be funny to lob a banger in it

>>77367226
CRINGE

you fucking american posters

>>77367232
>yanks
>white

grim

Runts

Wank

massive bulging willies

What is reddit spacing?

Doin a _____

poo

2 spaces between each word

red ...?

>>77367300

afaik it's having a space between the post you're replying to and what you're writing like I'm doing here

you're going to see a lot more of me around here. I'm starting to like it here

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do you guys talk to each other in this thread or just post random shit?

babestation

business idea: not quoting posts

*is a yank*
*gets lost from /cum/*
*wanders into /brit/ from delirium of not having a burger in your mouth for a split second*
*makes an utter fool of self*
*shits pants*
*gets shot*

So tell me motherfucker, how could you die for the throne?
When you don't even got the fuckin' heart to die for your own

>>77367328
fucking newcunt

>>77367332
bit of both. right now there has been an influx of yanks so everyone is just rampantly shitposting

it's basically an anonymous british twitter

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>>77366652
>urgh, so much for the tolerant left

>>77367328

Like this?

>>77367332
Die in a fire worthless leaf

investment idea: won't be replying to the business post

*sharts*

made a cheeky

>>>/tv/85193810
>>>/tv/85193810
>>>/tv/85193810
>>>/tv/85193810

doing

a

reddit

space

post

ah yes the hating yanks gimmick

still can't say im a fan though i see why people might enjoy it

shit my arse

*poos on a leaf and eats it*

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6bjFjbCYt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6bjFjbCYt4

Love thinking of business ideas to post on /brit/ while im at work
When 'lleagues ask whats so funny i just say "imagine if (business idea)" and i come off as well funny

Couldnt quite go through with it just now tho cos the business idea i had was "spend all my money and kill myself" haha

>>77367343
Fuck this is unironically me

>>77367391
Ah yes the self-appointed king of gimmicks
Utter mong

>>77367432
business idea; randomly come out with your business ideas at work and get known as the quirky guy with funny business ideas

it's a one way ticket to the top of the ladder

>>77367335
good lad

Pints

business idea: yank deportation service

>>77367398
>tried to convince me he was a nurse before that"
Inverting

can't figure out which substituted tryptamine to purchase

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REPEAT AFTER ME
I AM FREE

Business idea: purge /brit/ of corrupt yank filth

Whats with all these lads with permed hair nowadays

what the fuck is going on

Am i imagining it ?

>>77367498
remarkable post

>>77367498
trying to escape this runt life somehow

>>77367498
Only Follow Fashion, Act Normal, and Watch TV is is not okay

Also, I had this image from 2013

Hate pints
Hate poos
Hate wanks
Hate crisps
Hate slags
Love samosas

business idea: helping /brit/ get over its needless hostility
you're all welcome to /cum/

crisps are ok but not that great

>>77367537
woah

Absolutely not a racist in the slightest
But
I'm seeing more comments and remarks from non whites that are REALLY pissing me off. Sorry hun just because you're black doesn't mean you can be racist towards whites or just say whatever the fuck you want and get away with it.
And no
We will not give game of thrones a more 'diverse' cast. Westeros is based on medieval Europe (specifically England) and European mythology. I dread to tell you, but there weren't many black people around at this time
Ok

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>>77367525
*obliterates you with a single swing from my virgin hammer*
psh nothing personnel rugmuncher

had a dream that I woke up to Trump and her Majesty having Christmas dinner in my room
>one of Trump's security noticed I was awake, came over to me and said I should go back to bed or I'll ruin everything
>pretended to be asleep until they were done

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890

>>77367549
hmmm

des
pa
cito

>>77367544
>We
where in game of thrones do you live mate?

>>77367509
good post
>>77367512
bad post
>>77367524
bad post
>>77367525
good post
>>77367531
bad post
>>77367537
good post
>>77367543
bad post

the business idea gimmick?

lets just say my disposition is rather opposed to it

*Creates a virus that only kills yanks*
Hmm... Think I shall call it AIDS lads

>>77367548
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

>>77367576
I was referring to how I'm part of this evil 'white ppl' group that automatically makes me behind everything bad that happens

>>77367593
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

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brits and yanks best buds forever

>>77367620
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

>>77367577
good post
>>77367573
good post
>>77367583
good post

Good night lads. Yank hours are simply not to my tastes.

>>77367583
Call it guns

They call me the Phantom reddit spacer

>>77367630
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

afraid to post any more in case someone calls my post bad

>>77367644
bad post

>>77367643
Asdfg

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>>77367636
fuck I'm late to my only human interaction
again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>77367636
night x
going to bed myself soon

finished watching Hunter x Hunter lads

too many yanks in here. good night lads.

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*blows u a kiss*

>>77367671
>Hunter
Fuck off yank.

first password was qwertyuiop desu lads
bit of a retarded idea looking back, glad I changed it

>>77367644
good post

>>77367678
'

Disgusting vulgar nonces out please

>>77367680
Good idea, too many yanks (excluding myself) in here anyway.

>>77367667
Nice komfy kot

would unironically be terrified of having a daughter lads, they're cute up until about 12, then they start listening to ariana grande and nicki minaj

Then they start wearing revealing clothes, twerking and sucking dick, it's literally an unstoppable part of a females adolescence

*yank Limps into /brit/ under his own weight*
"Hey guys!"
*laugh track plays*

Sod it. shan't continue to attempt to emulate yank sitcoms for fear that I will become mentally disabled in the process

>>77367671
did you like it?

kero kero bonito

>>77367710
unironically agree, teenage girls are subhuman

>>77367498
sounds good to me but you only follow fashion if you're Chad or a bender

>>77367710
Sorry lad the thread is over (too many yanks)
see you at the bbq on saturday x

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>you arive at yank hours /brit/

>>77367740
so this is the power of yanks

>>77367734
They get my willy hard though

>>77367674
>>77367667
don't go

probably 4-aco-dmt

>>77367710
boys are fucking nightmares until about 14 then they shut up and crack on
girls are really good until they're like 12-13 then they start sucking dicks and having emotional problems

Off to bed lads yanks have ruined the thread with their existence

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>>77367755
what's up lad

>>77367760
That takes me back to the time i took dmt and seen the interracial breeding grounds

>>77367748
love this webm
not even gay

>>77367778
4-aco-dmt isn't dmt you whelp

I am also going to bed because of yanks. Good night.

this thread is absolute teeming with yanks now

gonna have to go to bed as well

i am staying awake at work because of yanks
they can't keep getting away with this

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>>77367710
boys can be annoying too if they hang out with other annoying runts
*dabs*
>>77367777
nice numbers, they're a sign that you should stay

Gets away with it

>>77367784
Welp! *looks at camera*

Sorry lads that was a bit cheesy... *camera pans down to the swiss cheese on my plate* *i lean down to get my face back in shot* cheeeeezy weezy!!!

Alri back to work haha in a while croc

Going to bed because it's 3:40am

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you arrive in /brit/ pre yank hours

>>77367815
Have a terrible day.

Don't worry lads 90% of yanks will die of 'betes sooner or later

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accidentally posted a gif

>>77367754
'ce

>>77367827
Bad day.

Stop! You have violated the law. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

hairs falling out
getting fat
getting unfit
bit tired all the time
lost all hope
hate getting old
love pints
simple as

glad I'm one of the 10% of yanks who can afford healthcare

thank god for it every day i do

literally the ONLY way to get rich if you're born in to a poor family is to be a criminal

Prove me wrong

>>77367859
cringe

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>>77367748
So, it says here you have a fungal infection on your willy?

>>77367876
>cringe
cringe

CHOON >>77367666

>>77367874
athletes

>>77367874
hard work and dedication

How do normal regular people in San Francisco afford to live there? Like, people born and raised there. Working minimum wage/normal jobs.
Are they in perpetual debt? They take out loans and credit cards to afford the normal day to day things like rent etc?

>>77367874
medical schools here are beginning to have percentages added on to composite scores if you've been on newstart/youth allowance meaning if you aren't an idiot, it's substantially easier to get in.

good night brits, sorry you all had to go to bed because you simply couldn't handle our "banter"

going to church in the morning

>>77367903
like 1 in 1 million have the genetic potential

>>77367911
*works hard for Mr Noseberg for 50 years*
*gets a promotion(more responsibility) and a pittance of a wage increase every 10 years or so*

Woah, so this is the capitalist dream...

Yanks are nothing more than a product of their genetics and environment, they did NOTHING wrong.

Prove me wrong.

>>77367821
Looks like a renaissance painting at the end

>>77367944
yanks really didn't do anything wrong. just a bunch of fat mongs mad at their mere presence

>>77367942
artists and musicians

>>77367874
make videos on youtube that appeal to 10 year olds
be friends with someone with important connections to the music industry or some other industry that relies mostly on networking
have an excellent business idea, find investors and make it happen
suck rich old men's willies and save up

I like the scale of things in America like the big roads, the malls, the freedom of many options and customisation of foods in restaurants. I like the buildings and towns.
But I also miss parts of Britain like the coziness, being able to just pop to the corner shop for a bit of milk if you need it instead of having to drive a freeway for 15 minutes, the poorer parts of Britain aren't quite as depressing as in America. The healthcare.

Falling asleep. Yank posts are boring me.

Game of Thrones turned to shit in season 4.

The Red Wedding ruined the show.

>>77367874
buy DGB

>>77367980
willy willy bum lads grim the state did a poo

trying my best here

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>I'm totes a brit lads, I even miss Britain and tea, guvna! now give me (You)s

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>>77368009

>>77368026
thats the face my gf makes when i insert my chode

Girls love egalitarianism because they're driven only by emotion, attention and virtue signalling. That's why all the ugly, beta males flock to Communism because they think it will get them pussy.

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>game of thrones

ahhhhh yes, normie drivel: the SJW tv show

the number of roundabouts in america is increasing. glorious invention.

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Our rachel

NEW

>>77368069
>>77368069

>>77368058
there's two in my city
i take them as a sign of a wealth and high class

>>77368065
unashamed whore. I will have nothing to do with her thank you. Remove her from are /brit/

>>77368041
hmm that's interesting *walks off and talks to someone else

>>77368074
>291
FUCK
OFF

>>77368074
shan't be posting in this thread
shall be waiting for a new one at 310

>>77368015
dreadful image

>>77368108
we're gonna make it lad

>>77368074
bad post

>>77368108
>>77368174
We can do it

>>77367831
What did he mean by this?

I remember when /brit/ wouldn't migrate to early threads like mongoloids.

>>77368151
I feel disgusted every time I look at it but it was worth saving
>>77368211
>>77367813

willies

>>77368206
:(

im gay im gay kil me

going to finish this thread if it's the last thing I do

why do yanks let their only good bands fade into obscurity? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI9ivJ276Xg

309

310

>>77368526
we did it Reddit!