anime edition
Just watched a 20min video of ProZD rating anime waifus
I dont even watch any animes
Might kill myself
i told that bitch to text me told that bitch dont call my phone
>Irish women
Love is blindness
I don't wanna see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me?
Oh my heart
Love is blindness
In a parked car
In a crowded street
You see your love
Made complete
Thread is ripping
The knot is slipping
Love is blindness
Love is clockworks
And cold steel
Fingers too numb to feel
Squeeze the handle
Blow out the candle
Love is blindness
babestation
>>77364380
>19
lolno
all of a sudden just stopped caring about having herpes or not when i read on the herpes support website on how to deal with it that many people don't, they just wait for the sores to go away
it would be magical to have a gf
haha epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
what's ur perfect day /brit/
>>77364459
the shadilay kekistani shit is funded by Soros to discredit the right
>>77364459
>cnn
fakenews
>>77364459
shan't be reading any fake news today thanks lad
>>77364473
I'm glad I spent it with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y
did you know before the 70s there wasn't a stigma against genital herpes? people just viewed it as cold sores on your dick. it's not dangerous to your health unless you're getting fucked in the ass by some guy with HIV anyways. i'd almost go as far to say that having herpes is kind of based
Hello...?
this is a very good site
http://mcmansionhell.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRCeSpQUgbc throwback
ever fuck a hot spanish girl with a big ass massive tats? i did tonight haha
>>77364473
wake up at 11am on a saturday and roll over into the warm spot my bf has left in the bed
eat breakfast in bed (tea, honey bagels) with my bf and snuggle
12pm come downstairs, go to my library, browse the shelves and chat to one of the interesting old guys at my library
2pm Korean Kimchi chicken wrap from streetmarket, eat it with a pint of cider from a nearby pub
3pm go shopping, buy a new outfit
4pm back home, meet up with bf, show him my new outfit
4:30pm watch Blade Runner with bf
6:15pm sex with boyfriend
7pm i cook dinner for boyfriend, pork tonkatsu and noodles
8pm go to the gym
10pm play Mario Kart and watch some Dr Katz while spooning with my boyfriend
12am bedtime with the bf
beeeeeeeeeedeeeebeebeeeeeeebeddddddddddeep
>>77364464
>super deluxe
think i shall be ad blocking that wretched hive of leftists
crypto
>>77364618
fascism
>>77364587
yank houses are 4000x better than anything here
>>77364631
uhhh
no? are you retarded?
Fuck sake, this hot tinder bird is mental and is telling me all her mental stories
Into the bin
>>77364601
anyone else get a bit of a gay vibe from this post or is it juts me?
need a mentalist gf
>>77364651
british housing is ugly cancerous and downright sad
this country is ugly as fuck
need a schizophrenic self-harming suicidal gf
>>77364671
Swear she has no self awareness. Couldn't give less of a fuck if you're family is in a blood feud
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tim-byrne.14569/
>>77364473
One with the blood of every Israeli cunt spilling into the streets.
friend of mine only pulls girls who used to self harm in their youth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuggerei
why can't we have something like this ffs
77364675
FOY on holiday
>23
>I have a three year old son
>He's my whole world
IN. THE. BIN.
>>77364675
yes a lot of it (council houses, newbuilds) is shite
but you said yank houses were better than *anything* here. and we have 13th century baroque accomodations, crazy country mansions, comfy victorian housing, fancy Georgian apartments, little village cottages etc etc
>>77364700
fairly accurate
>>77364719
I would
Wouldn't a strong policy of cultural assimilation be better than one of anti-immigration?
Who cares if a street's full of Indians as long as they act right
>>77364719
Still would
the welshspamming twat is here
'member two girls one cup?
Crazy eyes desu
>>77364720
kensington and bath does not represent britain
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-08-23/how-to-stay-rich-in-europe-inherit-money-for-700-years
just work hard lol
>>77364735
>ah dunt care how brown mah cuntery is, as lang as its christun!
>>77364748
>>77364711
would bang truth be told
>>77364764
except, again, you said *anything*
>>77364748
of all the varieties of spam, welsh spamming is not that bad. i like wales
hate anime
hate commieslags
hate gayposting
>>77364762
Where do you dig up these girls? Are you sure they're not bots?
They look like they're straight from 2007
>>77364711
gnarly
>>77364748
>always wondered how deanos build confidence to marry legit 8/10s
>realize they have high double digit lay counts with girls in the 3-5 range and that's where confidence comes from
>>77364795
Badoo
But bruv if you want 2007
I have a fucking TREAT
>>77364784
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/870923004422889472?s=09
>>77364768
I'm happy to let Pajeet, Chang or Wojak in if they can assimilate properly
Life hack: Get rid of stubborn poo stains on your bog with boiling water
How do you fall asleep naturally? My mind is always racing with thoughts.
*creates civilization*
mccain ded
>>77364854
>>77364855
>>77364858
>>77364868
Melatonin
>>77364868
exercise or alcohol
>>77364868
Just close your eyes you daft cunt
sex is for subhumans
>>77364868
Install flux to cut out the blue light from your screen
Avoid screens in general, makes your melatonin go right down
Have an established sleeping pattern
don't drink tea
anime
>>77364868
I use an air filter. But I'm white so...
She might be a stripper
>>77364878
is he actually dead or it just diagnosis
>>77364931
fit
>>77364934
bren cancer
>post on phone
>can't use legacy captcha because my keyboard screws up sometimes
>literally had to click through 6 screens of images to make this post
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
guys
i kind of want a gf
>>77364931
would like to have a stripper as a mate
surely theyve got interesting stuff to tell
Bobba
>>77364893
haha yeah
>>77364966
Yeah I really want to hear the stories about how one guy tried to finger her arse but got fucked up by the bouncers
"""""interesting"""""
wish I could enjoy beer. its so cheap
idea for /brit/: let's all become gay, 'sheeds will hate it :3
starting uni in september
moving into halls
any advice lads?
>>77364983
yeah good story
>wish I could enjoy beer
>>77364931
more of this harlot plox
do i have to give tinder my number in order to sign up?
find peace within yourself and make peace with everyone else
>>77364987
Fuck off you utter fetus
found this toad hiding in my /brit/ folder
The big 7 is only about 12500 posts away now lads
It is /brit/'s DUTY to get it
>>77364987
go to the first meeting of every single club you have even a mild interest in
make friends
dont try too hard
Italian city of Naples among the world’s top 10 most dangerous cities, alongside ISIS-held Raqqa in Syria and Somalia’s capital Mogadishu, drawing an angry response from the Italian Embassy in the UK which said the tabloid is confusing fiction with reality.
The embassy took to Twitter to respond to the British newspaper, pointing out that Naples is “not included in any global index on 50 most dangerous cities.”
>>77365019
May you be at peace
*blows your head off with a desert eagle*
Amen
White is the Army and Black the Baron
That want to restore the old Tsar's throne
But from the taiga to British seas
The people's Red Army's at the peak of strength!
>>77364663
>eat it with a pint of cider from a nearby pub
yeah definitely got a gay vibe
>>77364958
does brain cancer affect your cognitive abilities?
wondering if this explains why he was so retarded and inarticulate during the Comey testimony
>>77365055
*doesnt die*
*bends you over and furiously shags your arse*
>>77365063
Nah mate, brain cancer doesn't affect your fucking brain function at all
>>77365036
what? it's like 300,000 away
>>77364931
good grief i so would
eating a pint of cider
>>77364459
this is the most retarded propaganda i have ever seen
Bollocks are letting off quite a pong lads
farting shitting screaming howling spitting pissing
>>77365089
I'm blind, disregard this post I suck cocks
>>77365101
give them a wash
>>77364580
i would trade my virginity for almost any STD
Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it
John McCain has brain cancer.
>>77365131
cool and good
more like mcbrain haha
>>77365108
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>>77365116
cqfsdvfqerfbrsgvsdfc
>>77365124
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>>77364934
glioblastoma
aka ur ded
>>77365131
More like John McBraincancer
All my gfs
>>77364838
"heres 20 dollars please mash my balls"
what a stupid fetish
>>77364987
do not spend your resources on pleasing girls
>>77365131
Look at these news feeds
He went from cancer, brain tumor, to cured in 16 mins.
>>77365154
bizarro maisie fourth from left
baby lets go and have rich sex,,,
>>77365131
Good
went to one of those public toilets where guys put their hand under the stall and wait for your to put your willy in it but I just sat there having a big shit
I will never get the hang of dating
Going to sleep
WILL be back tomorrow to post more badoo slags
>>77365192
my thoughts exactly
>>77365211
dating is a stupid american invention for artificial socialization
>>77364719
i'd raise that kid, cuck
>>77365154
can't imagine the smell of their fannies after they have been out in the summer heat getting drunk and weeing all night
hate pints
love cider
cant afford vodka
im a sucker for those memri tv screenshots
any std bros in?
>>77365124
good lad
What's wrong with single mothers who have functioning wombs?
>>77365259
thats too much sauce
Well thats pretty good Mark, but tell me:
What do you think... of this?
>>77365266
Source
>>77365259
Going to need a source for that
>>77365255
don't believe you. source?
>>77365249
where did you find this? source
>>77365242
source on that?
lefties will now praise mccain, a war criminal, simply because he opposes trump
>>77365249
quality post mate congrats
Have a theory only the biggest munters use tinder. Hot women can acquire men easily irl because they get men orbiting them constantly.
>>77365307
McCains a war hero not a criminal
why aren't more french people like remi gillard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRcrsHro6xI
>>77365307
no one cares virgin
bing bong sing along
your team's Al Gore 'cos your views are wrong
>77365296
>>77365307
Since when did Republicans start hating veterans? I thought vets were a core part of Republican support
>>77365154
english women, yuck
>>77365320
You've never used tinder before
he went home to get it
*signs the petition*
https://www.change.org/p/hey-youtube-asmr-isn-t-a-fetish
>>77365321
>McCain was a strong supporter of the Bush administration's position.[152] He stated that Iraq was "a clear and present danger to the United States of America", and voted accordingly for the Iraq War Resolution in October 2002.[152] He predicted that U.S. forces would be treated as liberators by a large number of the Iraqi people.[163]
ummmm no sweetie x
>>77365340
don't see how that's relevant
i know how to make the girl go crazy
when you treat her like your number one baby
>>77365307
no one fucking cares
>>77365340
McCain went to Vietnam and fucked lolis, pretending to be captured. He's an old neocon fuck and an establishment RINO as well.
>>77365390
And?
honestly hate instagram
>>77365401
Fuck off. invading Iraq was a good thing
2am - 3am is the best posting hour
the optimum mix of weird brits and not yet completely overrun by yanks
>>77364719
fabulous chebs
>>77365425
lol
Trump supported invading Iraq and Libya
13 likes on instagram
>>77365426
Kinda slow atm
Where's everyone at?
>>77365420
And your theory is wrong
Any more questions?
>>77365411
WTF is he a nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uckFBzzNtqc
>>77365485
Why would I trust someone who uses tinder?
>>77365191
socialised healthcare cucks BTFO
>>77364868
dont do overstimulating things before bed, get a bed time routine filled with stuff more like reading or taking in stories through tv/computers but in a dimly lit room and if possible on a dimly lit screen. there are so many better pre-bed activities you can do thats better for your sleep than shitposting on the internet right before bed. i try to get off 4chan at least 20-30 mins before i want to go to sleep because this shit is like crack, it'll keep you awake. we're all just on here getting a drip stream of adrenaline and dopamine.
find what you like to do that genuinely calms you down before bed and prime yourself for rest as the sun goes down
getting a cubicle 9-5
joining the so called "toil"
>Fuck off. invading Iraq was a good thing
>>77365154
would only ravage the one on the far right
also, 'e
>>77365520
Literally wrong I always browse before bed and sleep like a baby.
>>77365534
very triggered by the improperly filled red on the new labour new britain writing on the wall
>>77365534
runtoid insectoid
really need a wee but all the bottles are full
nose feels weird
Doing a read
>>77365602
We had to read that in like 9th grade
>>77365425
how could anyone think this? right or left, no matter how you look at it. it was a total clusterfuck for everyone involved, literally no good came of it for anyone.
>>77365594
*lamps you with an overhand right, sending blood and cartilage everywhere*
what about now sweety x
I only wee in my sink
Need to do a poo but all the jugs are full
c h e b s
>>77365622
same
>water efficient
>hygienic
>>77365617
>yanks are so devoid of literary culture they have to read south american books instead
dire but also good
station of babe
>>77365618
Iraq is now a functioning democracy and has thrown of the shackles of dictatorship
>>77365491
no you just have to be rich and famous to make up for it
>>77365618
umm sweaty who cares if we helped destabilize a whole region so long as we got saddam ;^)
don't care for politics honestly
>>77365672
>>77365672
>Iraq is now a functioning democracy
>>77365672
they're literally in the middle of a civil war because their country is so fucked up you dolt
go out in the garden to do wees in the summer
sometimes strip completely naked just for the fun of it
xxxbabestacion
why are white men racist for finding women who don't look like this ugly?
can i be arsed to wank?
yeh i guess i can i suppose
just booked a lads holiday to baghdad
>>77365721
Pics
when i was in the hospital i saw you
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps
>>77365747
keep us updated x
>>77365749
rubber dinghy rapids bro
>order something from asos to my house in the UK
>checkout has connection problems
>ask pajeet on the live chat if it went through
>he says it hasn't and I should order again
>order again
>they both go through and it's too late to cancel
REEEEEEE now I'll have to go through to hassle of sending one back, it was a big order too fuck you pajeet
>>77365672
this is obviously bait
>pretending to be a retard for (You)s
never understood this meme
Had 5 cute matches on bumble but none of them messaged me and they all disappeared one by one
>>77365749
should be a good time. they're a functioning democracy now after all.
>>77365744
no idea what you are asking
p4p best overhand right on /brit/ right here
i swear its an atomic fucking bomb, ill snipe your chin from a mile out
>>77365780
utter goit
>>77365804
ill heem you
>>77365804
No
>>77365618
Mate, how fucking autistic are you?
cat is sleeping on the pillow
>>77365824
fucking head klitschko best keep your dome on a swivel
>>77365750
https://i.4cdn.org/s/1500512763349.jpg
this but with willy
went into the K hole and fuckin hell what an experience.. right lads?
>>77365870
Wew
Ah yes, the old "I was only pretending to be retarded" gimmick
not a fan personally
>>77365899
Don't put yourself down, lad
Iraq isn't a functioning democracy, but neither is America.
Wish I was at a 90s East London rave monged oot mah nut on yokes
2bh
Why does diversity hiring only exists in white majority countries?
>>77365960
becase diversity only exists in white majority countries?
Feels like everything is always fucked up and ad-hoc at my workplace because our directors are always all over the place. Waiting to get hired somewhere else.
Why is the UK office so fuckin shite lmao
>>77365960
jews
>>77365960
whats a decent lunchtime meal that can be prepared in less than 10 minutes and is reasonably healthy, cheap and tasty?
>>77365960
does it?
thought lots of south american countries tried to get natives involved these days
what about nz/aus with maoris/abos
Ah yes
>>77365948
worked pretty well the last 200 years lad
>>77366003
sopa de macaco
>>77366010
Australia is Seff Afrika where the white man won led
Ah yes, Brazitain
https://twitter.com/mrjammyjamjar3/status/887719645985333250
>>77366003
chicken stir fry
>>77365960
>Why does diversity hiring only exists in white majority countries?
Because white countries are the only countries that are attractive to foreigners.
Need 2 northern girls to drain my bollocks and spit in my mouth
>>77366021
crack up
>>77366018
would splooge inside
>>77366018
>I'm a big girl,
Quality of posts by flag (only most common mentioned):
UK & AU
Thailand
Yanks
France
New Zealand
<<<<<<<<POWER GAP>>>>>>>
Ireland
>>77366010
don't know how much diversity hiring happens with aboriginals, but i know you can get into just about any degree at uni with a lot lower score than the average population would need.
>toil in 5 hours (300 minutes)
night lidz
>>77365960
diversity hiring is a myth
>>77365960
Because white people (or anyone really) don't want to move to shitholes in Africa, the ME, or SA so everyone just comes to white countries instead
>>77366003
BLT
>ranking your own country as the best
baby u my number one;;;
need to do a splooge before bed
>>77366075
*Heems you*
>>77366075
I think you will find it is actually like this:
Thailand
UK
France
Irish
NZ
AUS
Yanks
>>77366122
Me too, been slowly playing with my flaccid willy for hours, its like a big greasy maggot now
>>ranking your own country as the best
>>77366122
Care for a slag
>describing your willy as a "big greasy maggot"
my order of flags:
UK
aussie
irish
nz
other french flags
yanks
thailad (alan is slightly better)
>>77366132
Bizarrely, your post is correct but the list isn't
REKINDLE THE EMBERS OF THE EMPIRE NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
GLOBAL HYPER-POWER BY 2030, LETS GO
>>77366167
Best way to describe it
Its all slimy with precum but wont go hard
>>77366185
shut up you little runtoid plankton
>>77366191
ew
ah yes the old hating yanks gimmick
me? personally im not a fan
>alan is slightly better
>>77366191
>>77366132
>>77366075
UK
AU - NZ
France
Yanks
Canada
Thailad - Irish
hate thailad. hate irish posters, and that extends to NI which honestly ireland can and should have because then i could blanket filter them
>yanks not top 3
>>77366145
been pinching the tip because I needed a piss, but now I've done a piss I might as well keep pinching :^)
>>77366145
Is one of the pre-requisities to being a virgin being obsessed with politics?
Literally none of my none-virgin friends obsess about "muh white race, muh diversity, muh crime statistics", seems to only be you spastic virgins on here
any runt man in
What do you reckon
>>77365259
>>77366237
your friends are retarded and worthless
250mg 4-AcO-MiPT was added to your shopping cart.
Consider the following: the average UK poster is dogshite and you're all little colonial lick arses
>>77366149
thx m8 x
>>77366191
used to do the same thing while playing fifa as a kid haha x
>>77366215
his dire posts where he just brags about fucking slags after slags are dire but the nerds absolutely reek of anger as an answer
at least thats good. thailad has no redeemable qualities
>>77366261
*meets you at the pub for a pint*
*you bring up immigration or the economy*
>ah yeah very interesting
*goes off and speaks to someone else*
>>77366187
>leaf
>>77366219
> and that extends to NI which honestly ireland can and should have because then i could blanket filter them
good post tbf
>>77366237
yes
>>77366253
elsa put on weight
>>77366267
I love Danny Dyer though
The apolitical gimmick?
can't say im personally a fan
>>77365277
economic right ones should be switched
>>77366261
if we went out for a drink and you started trying to discuss politics or the genocide of the white race, my uber would be arriving any second
>>77366286
don't know what's interesting to 100 IQ runts
>thailad has no redeemable qualities
>>77366253
face looks like a guy but traps don't usually have boobs like that
difficult, very difficult
>>77366261
and you have no mates and you live in your mums basement
thailad is an integral part of the community
>if we went out for a drink and you started trying to discuss politics or the genocide of the white race, my uber would be arriving any second
>>77366316
think they like to talk about the new game of thrones episode or something
>>77366267
not u.s. posters though
>>77365774
https://xhamster.com/movies/3635503/milf_takes_it_up_her_ass.html
cummed x
>>77366306
Quite literally all me
spilling my willy juice
liam has no mates he's broke he lives in his mums basement he has no gf hes sad and lonely like a bent twat the only thing he had superficial knowledge about is politics no one on earth likes him not even his mum
>>77366386
Wow good post mate gonna make a ranking of the best nations at doing a post here with the U.K. On top and Ireland on bottom
What a quality post!!!
>muh uber
>muh oyster card
>muh waitrose
>muh pret
>muh grime
fucking CAN'T STAND southerners
Shall be making a particularly anime related new unless one of you runts gets it together soon
>>77366412
wew
the irish poster is angry
>>77366419
You don't have Uber in the north Britland?
not a fan of xhamster
>>77366386
Enjoyed this post, very whimsical.
>>77366412
Did not like this post at all, not at all enjoyable.
>>77366342
go have some kids with a white girl then to stop the genocide instead of having a waifu relationship with lauren southern you mong virgin
>>77366412
alri irelad
el eireANO
>>77366437
why not schlomo? the recommendations are good and also there is a wide selection of amateur and british
pop goes the weasel
>>77366375
good lad
>>77366435
he is perpetually angry m8
>>77366446
best to stop assuming shit
/brit/ poster rankings
UK
powergap
the rest
powergap
ireland
the penis is erupting (i'm cumming)
>>77366470
liam has no mates he's broke he lives in his mums basement he has no gf hes sad and lonely like a bent twat the only thing he had superficial knowledge about is politics no one on earth likes him not even his mum
>>77366386
>>77366479
had a sex weewee?
>>77366459
bad interface, requires flash activation, low quality, popups sneaking past adblock
prefer pornhub to tell the truth
>>77366470
>y-y-you don't know my story
>>77366411
>>77366484
good posts tbf
>>77366437
the israeli stuff on there is very good
post it
>>77366484
Good post, lots of luv for u France xoxo
>>77366470
nah, go on and have 5 white kids with a white wife and do your part to stop the genocide that us IQlets are too dumb to realise the importance of instead of posting lauren southern gifs about how much you love her and doing nothing to help the cause.
>>77366508
absolute state of this mong
>333 posts
Anybody gonna make a new
>>77366504
hate israeli porn to be quite honest
shan't be posting in the idiot yank's thread
REAL NEW
>>77366589
>>77366589
>>77366589
>>77366539
admire your principals honestly