/brit/

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anime

might conduct some research on 4-ho-mipt

babestation

feel really sick
I ate too much for my little twink tummy to handle

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Feist

When I whip my driving licence out as ID when I go out in London the locals gather around, wide-eyed and in awe, like I've just pulled out the ark of the covenant or something.

>What is this... strange document? Why does it glitter and change as I turn it from side to side?

I explain that it means I have permission from the state to operate a motor vehicle.

Their eyes glaze over and it's clear they can't quite understand, so I motion for them to step outside and point towards one of the large red buses filled with Asian and African people.

>it's like one of those, except smaller and it's only used by me and a small number of passengers. And rather than follow a predetermined route I can drive it wherever I want whenever I want.

They marvel at how someone could be so wealthy as to own their own personal bus, and so intelligent as to be able to operate one. I'm about to explain that car ownership is actually rather normal outside the capital but there is suddenly an acid and shooting attack so we have to run back inside and take cover and I lose my train of thought.

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how do you write a cover letter lads?

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>dude stop feeling sorry for yourself, put down the videogames, hit the gym and just be yourself!

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don't think I've ever used the circle line

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Would you cuddle her?

>>77362892
bet if you start an STD appreciation thread on /soc/ with a pic of your diseased knob those weird pervy cunts will lap it up and also tell you what you have

>>77362952
very carefully

20mg diazepam down the hatch

kpop

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>mfw britleftypol is the biggest thread on /leftypol/

>>77362945
>drivers license as ID
Don't only yanks do that shit?

>>77362972
absolute meme line

>when you are banned on the kc for cuckposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtYfOrfKNAs

wish i were loved

>>77362955
>tfw more ripped than all of them
doesn't make up for my hideous face though tbf

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Hmm

>>77362999
I love you

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>Awestruck dinners see perfect burger cooked in real-time

only in goyville, goy

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the gf

>>77362978
any tips
job's at an aerospace company

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>>77362984
sun never sets

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>>77362984
>full of trots

going to delete my pepe folder to do my part in stopping the cancer killing 4chan

Quick rundown on the leftypol gimmicks?

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Can anyone link me to a stream of Is Love Racist?

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How do we make him violently snap?

>>77363020
is that sim city 4?

>>77363055
Don't think that's a good idea 2bh

>>77363055
stand outside his house smoking while wearing sainsburys uniform

>>77363014
post pics please x

>>77362974
>>77362915
>>77362922
i'm going to the doctor either this friday or saturday. it looks like an abrasion and when i put alcohol on it it burns, and this is 2 days after i had sex with a girl who told me to take the condom off because she's "clean" and then told me after she's had an interesting sex life. i'm really thinking about killing myself. i've had sex with 4 girls total in my life and i know i got herpes and i'm going to have it for life.

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>biology is racist
HMMM MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING ACTUALLY INNANE TO HUMAN BEINGS AND NOT JUST "MUH BABY BOOMERS" HMMMMMM

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>>77362952
Dear Mr Noseberg,

Please please PLEASE give me a job, I'll work all the hours God sends, I'll do overtime, I'll serve you and your company as faithfully as a dog and I won't complain when you ask me to work weekends.

Yours,

Wageslave

>>77363052
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/is-love-racist-the-dating-game

>>77363085
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>>77363052
Can't you use the 4od website with a proxy?

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>>77363046
You can't kill what's dead.

Never had a freddo 2bh

How do I be like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino lads

>>77363055
>actually wanting him to put us all out of business
madman

>>77362989
What else would you use?

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>>77363015
Well then

>>77362921
How are you not fucked with all the strange chemical shit you put into your body

how do you fuck a fat bitch with a huge arse when you have a small penis

>>77363085
herpes is one of the softer stds and you'll be able to fully live with it as long as you have the treatment
you were warned to be careful mate particularly in yankland this kind of stuff is divine justice

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>>77363109
Just kidding, Robopepe is unkillable.

>>77363120
Smoke 20 a day and start drinking hard liquor

pakis cannot be british

>>77363090
don't like the cut of your jib goyim

i want you to pretend like you're enjoying it. tell me how much of an honour it is to be my slave

>>77363135
Large arses are generally soft
t. Arse expert

let me fuck her for you

Night Scape pisses me the fuck off

the building climbs are cool but everything about him as a person just gets on my nerves. he has a face like an inbred arse, he has this gross accent, he unironically rides on hoverboards around the place, blows his money on flashy classless things, has the runtiest of runts for friends and talks like a fucking retard
WHAT a bellend

>>77363130
Where you going?
Can I take your place?

>>77363134
i am haha

>>77363150
i already do both of those things zipperhead

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>>77363109
fake news

captcha: ovens chiesa

>>77363183
The ol' '国 and no you can't

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>this is the average american female

>>77363169
but say she has like 4 inches of fat and I have a 4inch penis
how much of that penis is going inside her migne

>>77363175
thought the same but then I realised I'm just a jealous twat

wish I could have his intel, his climbing skills, his aesthetic and his popularity

>>77363063

yeah

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L
O
L

>>77363196
How long have you done them for?

>>77363094
oh fug i forgot about this

kind of pointless watching it if i can't shitpost whilst watching it though

>>77363130
Bin that slag you limp wristed runt. Grow a fucking backbone, Christ

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me on the right wishing you on the left would go away

>>77363215
Do you know where the minge is?

Phrases that should not be in a British persons vernacular
>Noseberg
>Goy
Both Americanisms FOY

>>77363227
She just binned me

>>77363247
what are the brit versions of those words then?

>>77363245
Just above the balls right?

>>77363247
i doubt anyone would ever use them in conversation outside 4chan; brit or american

theres something very demiurgic in the act of pulling a girl you fancy
its turning dream to reality

>>77363224
On and off a pack a day for the past 6 years and ive always drank every weekend, nothing special

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What book are you currently reading?

Think it's pretty good that we have places like /pol/ and stormfront so all the lunatics can vent without killing people

>>77363260
Why??
You're still going away together??

>>77363273
Sausage fest

>>77363260
>you can still love someone as a friend
>i understand
Stop being such a pushover, tell her "fine whatever" and then immediately ignore her for the rest of your life

>>77363245
butt if your stood behind this bigass and she bending over and youre trying to fuck her like a bigdog all that fat gonna get in the way

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Got a few nice screenies of the ol 'inder

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>>77363130

>>77363286
Another 35 years and you're good to go

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>>77363287

>>77363287
American psycho

>>77363273
The feeling of anxiety the spotty lad must of got when that camera pointed his way - best to just crack on with a gummy smile??

poor bastard

>>77363274
We don't need them, there isn't a significant Jewish population here like in certain areas of the states

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>>77363291
Holy fuck you're right. Never seen a nightclub so bad

>>77363275
Lie flat and bring your ballsack over your penis
Roughly where the ballsack ends and the Gooch starts is where the hole you stick your nob in is

Communism is the Linux of political systems:
>Appeals to the lowest, unsociable common denominator
>Waste to time and resources to make it function, lots of red tape pish
>Main selling point consists of free shite and handouts
>Even the most intricate incarnation of it (Gentoo) doesn't work when someone wastes their time to set it up """""properly"""""

>>77363302
slag eyebrows tbqh m9

>>77363333
me on the right

>>77363339
what do you do when you put it in
what do i do with my hands and legs

>>77362984
it's a cyclical thread so doesn't really count

>>77363302
Poles have the best chebs

>>77363343
botnet shill

>>77363343
How on earth does Linux appeal to the lowest common denominator?

Do you know what that phrase means?

>>77363339
No way it's just above the butthole that's why you'll get the WRONG HOLE jump when you're trying to stick it in

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got a fresh new trim earlier today lads, rate?

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>>77363345
Not looking at the eyebrows tbqhml

>>77363289
It's our year abroad, we independently decided on the same place, but I'm sure she chatted to people to find out where I was going

>>77363295
>>77363305

Too late now, she's blocked me or something. I knew it wasn't going to last

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>>77363302
post more slags

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>>77363330
ok Mr Noseberg

tbqh like 9/10 polish girls are stunning
9/10 british girls are fat disgusting hoes

>>77363381
Meant human trash, my mistake lad

>>77363294
See
>>77363390

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eating custard creams again

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>>77363397
Your wish

fall in love too easily
makes me make dumb moves

>>77363295
Fat is very soft

>>77363220
whenever I play this game I just run out of money and my city turns to shit

>>77363397
this was weird

>>77363430
What are you listening to?

>>77363445
Who are you quoting?
If you don't tell me who you're quoting I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>>77363436
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>>77363424
Anyway move on, and don't be so soft next time

Weird how yanks cut the tip of their dicks off at birth to please a religion they don't follow and is a small minority of their population. Really odd

>Paying for sky TV

cannot even fathom this level of plebbery for anyone under 50

>>77363275
just watch her have a wee, then put your willy in the hole that the wee came out of, simple

stop posting tinder or fuck off back to facebook

>>77363384
Only if you're an ameture

>>77363373
Pretend you're doing a press up

>>77363390
might be awkward then

>>77363455
just go on britfeel

I'm in love with a lad, it'll never happen though.

>>77363453
Hungarian girl in my work is fine as fuck, gonna shag her before she goes home, thanks for that x

Just learned that my gran is gonna croak it. The old bird went and had a stroke the daft old bag.

>>77363397
post more machines

>>77363407
Not all British girls are ugly Northerners

middle/upper class southern girls can be actual 10s

>>77363473
hate press ups tho

>>77363451
His sound is obviously muted dummy

>>77363453
A Jewish gentleman

>>77363430
thicc

>>77363483
>>77363485
>>77363486
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>>77363468
I got free sky movies from mcdonalds

Fucking weird how common tinder is. Found out my brother's on it and all you lads too. Cannot fathom using it myself.

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>>77363491
>southern girls
not into pakis tho mate

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>>77363451
Theory of a Deadman artist radio
This is what's on atm. Not a bad cover either.

>>77363500
That's notifications silly

my grandad is convinced that mobile data is the same as memory

his internal memory is full and so he pays for like 5gb of data despite using literally none of it

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>>77363490

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how difficult do you think it will be to totally restart my internet presence?

new emails, new social media, new everything

>>77363531
Got 25 matches in like 3 weeks, i just use it as an ego stroke desu, i don't message any of them

>>77363533thats funny because northern England is mostly Pakistani

>>77363480
Tbh it's only like under 90 hours of awkwardness because she's staying at mine for a few days then we're sitting next to each other on the plane, but the student dorms are single sex so I don't have to live with her for the year

>>77363531
yeah its almost like men and women want to have sex with each other for some reason
weird that

Benders the lot of you.

>tfw everyone at big music festival this weekend and im not

reeeeeeeeee

>>77363531
my brothers are on it too

how fucked would it be if a girl was chatting to all of us simultaneously

absolutely mental

hate normie culture

>>77363548
help him then you cretin

>>77363560
Would take like 30 minutes

>>77363562
>>77363572
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>>77363572
Show her your grills folder on the plane

>>77363457
Accepted that it wasn't going to last a long time ago
Always knew I was a bit shit in the BF department so from now on its FwB and one night stands for me

>>77363563
okay, ahmad jabool

>>77363572
my gf of six months friendzone me
i feel as if we're on a similar feel

want to go for a pint with this french lad

im sure he has some stories to tell

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>>77363587
Kinky

>there's no one new around you
Need Tinder out of business

>>77363613
>shit in the BF department
How?

>>77363590
me and my entire family have tried but he just won't accept it

as an aside he votes ukip :3

>>77363492
You lie down and ask her to go on too because it's your first time

They usually like that sort of stuff

>>77363630
nigger

>>77363613
>>77363625
>>77363634
>>77363642
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Could heem each and every last one of you honestly.

can't find a stream of Is Love Racist?

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>>77363523

>>77363642
how many push ups can a fat girl do without getting tired

anyone have the video link of that Russian who had to survive in Paris for 2 days without money

was properly cool

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>>77363580
completely dead inside

>>77363707
>recommend to a friend
Is this how degenerate Tinder has become now? After you fuck slags you pass them on to your friends?

>>77363708
fat girls are usually starved of sex so she will probably cum after about 30 seconds

>>77363719
no but that sounds amazing
bumping this request

>>77363707
>recommend to a friend
Like a 3some?

doing a read about national socialism
http://www.kevinmacdonald.net/saidchap5.pdf

>>77363698
All me

>>77363719
can't imagine that would have been very hard at all

>>77363707
recc her to me lad?

listening to some ed sheeran

>>77363638
I found the romance stuff and talking to her a bit tedious
We have very little in common when it comes to interests like TV shows, movies, hobbies ect

The only thing we had in common was we studied similar things so we had lectures with each other, and we like food

pull up to your block and we be tweaking

ive done a threesome
was about 11 months ago, with a Canadian and a Chinaman

>>77363705
Pity mate it's fucking hilarious. Best bit:people matching phrases they associate with black men and Asians

>>77363734
>>77363743
Don't even know how that works

>>77363739
but if my dicks small ir;ll be hard for her to keep it inside of her
shes gonna get frustrated as fast as shell get out of breath

>>77363786
Let's find out!

listening to the blade runner soundtrack really loudly

>>77363782
That's not the cool type of threesome if you're a straight bloke

>>77363802
im a gay bloke so it was cool, dont worry

>>77363526
movies you can watch for free on any number of free streaming services?

>>77363704
Literally my life since finishing uni for the year

>>77363816
haah
gaaaaaaay

>>77363741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNtHKA7y3IM

Found it, it's an hour long fyi
starts off pretty boring but gets better and better. its was really fun to watch

>>77362955
>t. still plays games and hasn't hit the gym

>>77363816
Were you the center back, box to box mid or power forward?

>>77363799
That "Love" track gives me chills
I like to play my kazoo to match the sax as i listen to it and dance sensually around my room

name 4 good things

>recommend to a friend
In the future you'll rate people's sexual performances on an app

>>77363816
Nice
Hope you enjoyed it

No more Tinder slags (actually have a few pics still)
Who wants to see my luck with Badoo?

>>77363816
hot
*wanks on my own for the 10,000th time*

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i always forget scotland exists 2bh

>>77363770
That doesn't make you a shit boyfriend. That makes you a bad couple

>>77363850
box to box mid

I was a pure bottom, the canadian was a pure top, and the Chinaman was versatile (but preferred topping) so i was pretty much the centre of attention the whole time

i felt very pampered haha, it was great for me ego

french lad never responded

hate him now

if your tits small, toy a boy

Haven't bothered with Tinder because I look vile in photos and my profile picture is like 6 or 7 years old from when I was in secondary school

>>77363838
ahahah the russian talks funny

i have repeated invasive thoughts where i think i'm still tripping from the first time i did dxm and actually doing ridiculous things like going for a swim and drowning or hurting people, running away and crashing my car while what i really experience is just a dream as i am dying
it's annoying to say the least

>>77363852
I vow to thee my country
Mapo Tofu
Air conditioning
Getting into bed after a nice shower with freshly cleaned bedsheets

>>77363899
nigger

>making a tinder account with your real profile

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*dissolves your parliament*

>>77363884
I guess, but she would make an effort to talk to me throughout the day and I would make no effort with her whatsoever
Guess it's we were just a shit couple

>>77363933
nice beard you wanker

>>77363928
>not being Yrself
Sad!

>>77363933
>those shoes

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Say hello to Patrycja

love airports
love travelling

too fucking poor to do it

>>77363851
i would do that but im not in possession of a kazoo
i am mainly a huge fan of the synths though

>>77363903
the privacy policy is horrid, you did good lad

>>77363914
do more psychs LOL

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>>77363933

>>77363951
Honestly that's average couple stuff. Women never shut the fuck up

someone post the /brit/ discord

>>77363967
Good lad
Love planes but have fuck all money to fly
Also love trains but have fuck all money to ride trains

>>77363966
is that a man in a wig

Is there a way to view Tinder without using your phone? don't like using the phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9tQhej-BbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9tQhej-BbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9tQhej-BbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9tQhej-BbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9tQhej-BbI

>>77363861
whats badoo

grindr is better than tindr in every way except it doesnt have any women

if there was a hetero version of grindr thay would be GOAT

>>77364009
>Is there a way to view Tinder without using your phone? don't like using the phone
Bluestacks

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>Becksss

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>>77364001
become a train operator

>>77364017
thanks lad

>>77364001
nothing comfier than an empty train station/airport

>>77364013
this guy is hilarious

>>77364015
Bit like Tinder except it pretends it's not a dating app

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>>77363995
She's also a bit of a reputation for being a bit of a character if you catch my drift
Quite often she would think that because I haven't talked to her for a day is because I'm pissed off with her when I just don't want to talk to her
Its all over now and I'm not going to bother with her as anything more than a friend

now tayne i can get into

heard in Europe you can get a train from city to city for like €5
its mad

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doing a poo in a yank toilet. I'll never get over the gap in the stalls. What's so difficult about using proper hinges?

haven't left my room in days

>>77364017
what are the differences?

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Watching a spoopy movie lads. Kino kino kino!

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1500506633467.webm

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*dissolves your republic*

>>77363928
>having a profile
I get apps by googling the setup file.

>>77364013
my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc

>>77364037
Not that easy mate
The railways are very much you only get in if you have e a family member who's in

>>77364087
god I wish that were me

>>77364087
cant relate

i put my tinder to "male" for a few minutes to see all the faggots in my locality, next day I see on my Facebook feed some faggot has liked and shared a post about 'when the guy who used to bully you in school is using a gay dating app"

Dropping some truth bombs. Europe is better than Britain. We've fucked our country up. May is an idiot.

>>77364087
That chin could cut glass

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>Lilith

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post your favourite movie

>>77364087
*cums on your face*

>>77364087
anyone else got a semi watching this?

>>77364115
>Europe is better than Britain.
maybe
>We've fucked our country up.
obviously
>May is an idiot.
EVERYONE knows this

>>77364129
Fridge mode
>>77364087
Worst lickout I've ever seen

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>Dropping some truth bombs. Europe is better than Britain. We've fucked our country up. May is an idiot.

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>>77364131

>>77364115
That's been established for a few years now sweetheart.

>>77364059
never heard of it, what are the girls like

>>77364131
reckon most of the runts here are just like that beta who offed himself

>unironic relationship drama being posted
Need you out of here pronto mate the politics is better than your utter drivel

>>77364115
>>77364147
hi leftypol

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>>77364131

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Only saved this cause her shirt made me laugh

>>77364176
That is so not true and you know it

May did grenfell.

Decided to open my tinder because of tinderlads posts. Got 2 matches in 60 seconds

Love being handsome lads

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want to die

>>77364198
hello nigger

>>77364168
They range from pretty nice looking to utterly dire

have literally no idea how to talk to girls on tinder
its far more easier in real life you lot lied to me

>>77364190
Moar

are flared nostrils intrinsically ugly or because of their association with blacks?

>>77364198
what actually is the lefts complaints over grenfell
do they expect the government to be psychic

>>77364207
You're welcome sweaty xx

>>77363986
pretty sure it's just anxiety (panic attacks in the worst cases)
i took a bit of xanax when i felt my latest lsd trip going bad and it was smooth sailing after that

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>>77364231
Running low desu

searching for the hero inside me

>>77364237
One of the birds messaged first too haha

>>77364261
she an ug

>>77364214
kek sounds pretty normal for dating apps then

ever wish you could choose who you were attracted to
this girl I know is like the perfect girl for me, but I'm not really attracted to her, she's not ugly or fat, just not my type physically.
sucksa

>>77364263
what am I lokking at

>>77364236
It's the handling of it and announcing the deaths. Plus the fact the council killed people to save lives on bloody flammable cladding

gona get some gay conversion therapy i reckon. lived with this affliction for too long.

>>77364275
What'd she say?

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Screaming

should i watch Dragon Ball or not
i have only seen Ghost In The Shell and Akira but I liked those, and I went to an art exhibition at the Barbican that said Dragon Ball was a key cultural marker of Japanese tensions at the end of the 20th century

>>77364233
ugly because you associate it with aggression

>>77364290
Yeah, it's weird I'm attracted to really hot girls

>>77364300
bit gay!

my theory is that i've had an anxiety disorder all my life and externalized it, this fits with me being a bit of an antisocial kid and still an introvert
after my first lsd trip i reprogrammed myself to internalize my anxiety so now it's manifesting as panic that i can't explain other than by these weird delusions (that i know are completely delusional but they still keep popping into my head)

>>77364290
girl i like is described as a wreck and psycho by the lads and she wears runt clothes but i CANT stop reeeeeeee

would love to beat up that stupid little israeli worm who dwells our threads

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>>77364283
Yes

>>77364308
Send me a flirty gif
I responded with
>gif
Fuck off

>>77364332
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

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>>77364326
that sounds like how HPPD is described as desu

>>77364337
I would

>>77364373
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>>77364373

>>77364359
huh, it's almost like boring old paintings became irrelevant with the dawn of colour photography

>>77364189
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77364337
I'd shag her but that face Jesus Christ

>>77364380
>19

huffing

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Wonder what kind of name Petq is

female contribution to a relationship is insignificant and dwarfed by the male contribution. imagine a male-male relationship without all the gayness. that'll be the day i reckon.

>>77364339
Classic