german humor appreciation thread

technically a sphere has every side, this is how you do integration of the volume of a sphere

>>77361275
No need to try to ruin the joke.

>>77361192
Analyzing humor is a sign of autism

>>77361342
this is terrible

>>77361451
Its so bad its funny again

>>77361192
I find it kinda funny.
Foreigners usually laugh about my jokes but as soon as I say I'm from Germany they never laugh and always take my sarcasm serious.
Why are they like that?

>>77361192
LMAO THREAD
MOAR PLEASE!

>>77361192
is that based god?

>>77361342
this is actually pretty good.

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>>77361192
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>>77361586
I miss these Germans.

Nowadays it's just Ikibey or people pretending to be Ikibey.

>>77361732
This book is good and it's not meant to be funny in any way, you spastic

>>77361898
they all got scared away, much like all the swedes and brits

>>77361898
Shouldn't have memed them into oblivion then. Now they are all in /deutsch/ or unironically on reddit

Germans are hilarious in real life

I miss my German friends

>>77361192

Flula Borg is a genuinely top-tier comedian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd8n2UNTeSo

I don't know about the other 30 million whatever germans

>>77362106
Toptier humor requires self awareness which most germans lack.

>>77361192
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>>77361586
These are the sorts of sperglings I wish 4chan had more of nowadays. Instead we have somehow managed to get a massive increase in the angry, delusional spergs, as though /jp/, /pol/ and /sp/ all managed to knock up /b/ and shit out a million of the little fuckers.

>>77362074
When I read this I can only think about this mars episode from southpark where cartman won't shut up about women being funny

>>77362339
lol

A croat is sitting in a park crying his eyes out.
A serb walks up to him asking what is wrong.
Croat explains that he is a faggot and has aids and who knows what and will die very soon.
Serb directs him to a bosnian doctor.
Having nothing to lose, the croat explains his problem and the doctor gives him some special pills to take after every meal.
Croat was shitting out everything he ate, violently.
Doctor ordered him to double the dose.
Croat while having a prolapse, realized those were just laxatives.
He then yelled at the doctor but the doctor said: what do you want, i just taught you what the ass is for

>>77362297
>increase in the angry, delusional spergs, as though /jp/, /pol/ and /sp/ all managed to knock up /b/ and shit out a million of the little fuckers.
As usual, aussie wisdom shows us the way.

>>77362623
Plot twist: it was a German who gave him aids in the first place. As a joke.

>>77362766
Unfortunately I have no solutions, only crude observations.