>Start 2 world wars >Lose them

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Lies DDR never lost any wars.

technically they didn't start the first one

>>77360375
Any proofs for that outrageous claim?

>>77360301
3*

>>77361047
Austria declared war on Serbia, and called upon Germany to join in. This resulted in a domino effect where everyone declared war on each other, but Austria started it

>be some autist with a mustache
>make the country great and powerful again
>decides to go full blown pants shitter and start another war for "muh viking ancestors"
>End up getting fucked up all ends by Yanks, Anglos, and Ruskis
>an hero and end up getting Germany cut in two for a whole generation

>>77365868
I suppose that's the joy of being Austrian. Stir up big shit and have everybody but you get blamed for it.

>>77360301
>still a great power superior to 95% of the world

>be Germany
>lose two world wars
>still look like the big stronk guys to the entire world, while the actual winners (France in WW1, Russia in WW2...) are perceived as memes who did jack shit

Literally why?

>>77367112
I prefer cute frogs tho

>>77365868

No - everyone has been prepared for war at that time for years - most of all the brits and french, because they've been outperformed by the german empire since the unification of 1871...it just needed a reason.

>>77360340
>lost cold war

>>77367112
because you fought for the jews and you surrendered to Germany even though you had more tanks than them.

>>77367112
I blame the americans for this

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>Be Germany
>Ally yourselves with Italy and Japan

haha..

>>77370866
they were allied to china at first

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>>77370820
Hitler fought for the Jews too, that's why he got paid by them and later fled to Argentina
There were no good sides in WW2
Except for Greece
This man, a Fascist, shut down all the Freemasonic lodges in his country and both the Axis and the Allies turned against him, eventually killing him after a visit from the English ambassador

>>77367112
>lose upwards of 15% of your population
>have to rely on anglo handouts after the war
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''winning'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

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>>77360301

well, the first one was started by austria

the second one was started by austrian

>>77370820
Petain did nothing wrong.

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I wish Germany was dissolved. They have done nothing but destroy.

>>77365868
>be austrian
>start world war
>no one remembers because austria is a joke of a country
>literally mistaken for australia 90% of the time
holy shit

austria might as well be germany

>hitlers home
>annexed in ww2
>german speaking
>same food and gay music and lederhosen

lets be honest, australia IS germany

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>>77371344
Correction: Austria is Celtic just like Bavaria.

Germany is an abomination

>>77371344
Correction: Austria:Germany::Canada:USA (in the current era (otherwise you're getting too much credit))

>>77371366
No, they're not. Celts lost the cultural battle and both Germany and Austria speak Germanic.

What do we do about the German menace?

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>>77360301
>have centuries of peace and prosperity
>produce nothing but the cuckoo clock

>>77367412
>everyone has been prepared for war at that time for years - most of all the brits and french
Is this what they actually teach Germans? Britain barely had a standing army at all in 1914

>>77360301
>77360301
> be Germany
> get nigged

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>>77360301
What a cute country :3

>>77376220

Are you a girl (boy) ?

>lose 2 world wars
>get BTFO each time, losing land, forcibly split
>commit genocide that becomes the eponym of the concept of genocide

>2017
>strongest leader of the EU
>strongest economy in europe
>biggest exporter on the planet
>one of the best-liked countries

Is the rest of the world even trying?

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>>77379789
>strongest leader of the nu-U. S. S. R
>economy soon to fail due to overabundance of gibsmedat to refugees
>soon to have exports ostracized by China
>Biggest joke on 4chan after Canada
Awww

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>>77360301
>>Start 2 world wars
>>Lose them

---> become leader of the free world