/brit/

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gil

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anime

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fell over in the club and hit my head on the bar haha

im out of touch

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someone come and see dunkirk with me please

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https://twitter.com/thfc__fans/status/412273980658417664

>>77357074
only if we frot sweetie xo

>>77357074
considering moving in with this 62 ear old woman i have been banging and going on dates with. she always gives me loads of money, she has a massive house, said she doesn't mind if i bring girls my own age back, not sure how i'd explain it to the girls though hahaaha. she's rich af and really chill

posted in old thread but had to leave. will reply this time

reckon i drink more water a day than anyone in here 2bqh

Got a steak and ale pie in the oven lads

>>77357098
pics of her x
>she always gives me loads of money, she has a massive house, said she doesn't mind if i bring girls my own age back, not sure how i'd explain it to the girls though hahaaha. she's rich af and really chill
hnnnggg

reckon i consume more semen per day than anyone in here 2bqh

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made a game of my favourite /brit/ gimmick

>>77357098
wtf
how do I achieve this & pics please

>>77357113
(((hmmm)))

>>77357158
howling

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>>77357113
Can we please build a wall through the Atlantic so the yanks can't export all their retarded political and cultural zeitgeist here anymore?

>>77357098
tell them she's your mum

Do you guys know Drachenlord*?

*editor's note: Drache is German for dragon

HE FELL OVER THE BAR STU

>>77357098
post her wrinkled feet pls

Have you heard of the high elves?

going to kill myself

>>77357144
>>77357162
nah not posting her pics here haha. i was a male escort, but only for like two months, and she was only my fourth client, she said she'd pay me regularly to stop whoring myself out to randoms
>>77357191
yeah this was my first instinct but then you still have to tell a bird you're bringing her back to your mums

*willingly has 8 shots of tequila and then takes you to court for rape despite the fact we were both equally drunk*

heh that'll learn ya

>>77357252
all the best

>>77357252
would rather you didnt x

pasito pasito
suave suavecito

>>77357218
no he didnt fall over the bar. he fell through it, you mong.

blue pints

Haven't had a cigarette in 2 days. Haven't quit just can't afford them.

mixed fruit pints

>leftists trying to legalise noncery

definitive proof they are mentally ill

>>77357033
Trash anime

>>77357342
source or bullshit

leftists are inferior beings

>>77357334
>he doesn't roll-ups for roughly twenty pence per cigarette rather than 60p+ for the privilege of a machine rolling it for you

wish mosley hadn't resigned from labour

el chileno

>>77357352
its good

might start a new religion based around the work of roal dahl

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spooky

>>77357415
could work

>>77357385
No

ban islam

fucking evil bastards the lot of them

>>77357369
Roll ups are too small and I can't be bothered actually rolling them

>>77357438
>too small
not an argument

Marcel should leave gabbie

Amber is fucking mint

*bans islam*

problem solved lads

>>77357357
is that a sausage?

>>77357385
its literally the typical vapid fanservice laden generic slice of life shit puked out every season. bet you think eromanga is good too

>>77357476
i love them both

>roll ups
cringe

urine is VERY dark, going to make an effort to drink lots of water tomorrow

some really fit birds at work lads

>>77357543

Why not start right now :)

some really fit lads at work lads

do not give a shit about politics

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can't get a student loan because i'm a white guy lads

>>77357504
shall be heeming you if i ever see you walk within 5 meters of me, king runt

>>77357466
banning typhus won't get rid of the rats

Iconic track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFxFOGHmiFM

>>77357558
same
too bad they're 17 and 18 lmao

>>77357566
Pondering going to bed early and don't want to wake up needing to piss in the middle of the night desu

Well, how did I get here?

some really fit lads at work girls

>>77357577

aha me neither so how about that celebrity love island?

>>77357577
vote labour then

>>77357580
Tried to apply for a bursary but I'm not black or disabled so I got rejected

some really fit work at lads girls

can't think of an entertaining post to make

need a willy up my bum x

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just caught these lads on cctv
criminal masterminds

would any of you live with a 62 year old who paid you to be neet in return for companionship? it honestly seems way better than my life now, but i dont want to be trapped haha

little piece of my inner lip just came out wtf

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>>77357592
just use a catheter like me

>>77357637
**poor enough to deserve one

>>77357040
That's a face I could fuck

>>77357685
janitor

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>>77357371
>tfw no kaiserreich style totalist mosley led britain

>>77357665
C A K E
A
K
E

>>77357620
not watched it

will you marry me?

>>77357685
what happens if you roll over onto the bag and it pops

>>77357658
hello

johnny knoxville uses a catheter and his dick doesnt work. not sure if many people know that but there you go

>>77357752
gonna have to think about that one

>>77357784
who is johnny knoxville

My favourite authors include Neil Gaiman, Tolkien, Dostoyevsky, JD Salinger, and others.

>>77357706
he just got stupid and arrogant and tried to do things outside the system.
if he hadn't resigned from labour over the memorandum he would've been a shoe-in for future PM

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When will we stop teaching lies in schools?

>going to work until i'm 70
just fucking END it lads
gonna start putting some money away for a private pension i reckon

what topic are you really interested in for seemingly no reason?

got a particular interest in the history and modern use of motorised infantry and motor vehicles in war

>>77357805
he is an american actor who rose to fame through his TV series jackass.

>>77357615
ah yes... japan

>>77357805
show arsehole

>>77357805

underage cunt

tried to use windows 10

horrific feature-lacking spyware

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40657010
glad the beeb had some damage control at their disposal

>>77357615
new japan is normie tier puro, get a grip mate

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6 months ago I bought 5kg unflavoured protein from MyProtein

barely put a dent in it since I sorted my diet out, when I do need to use it though I feel like throwing up, it's so grim

FUCK SAKE LADS CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

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>>77357840
ah yes of course
*walks away to talk to someone with better taste in television*

>>77357805
off yourself you dumb yank

could do with a nice lady in my life

>>77357357
if one of my mates rolled up his sleeve and showed me this I'd lose all respect for him

>>77357873
cringe

>>77357875

DYEL

>>77357889
I don't rate him as an actor at all but i religiously watched jackass as a child. i think loads of people in the uk did. all my mates did anyway

This is my electronic press kit, I hot as some fresh shit
Nigga recollect bitch, grow grey hairs, don't stress it

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>>77357938
t. wwe babby

fuck off

bf bought me a ball-gag

>>77357875
Why can't people simply work out without stuffing themselves with bins full of powdered shit anymore?

>>77357098
Are you freakin' kidding me dude

>>77357930

Same

Cutting is for betas

>>77357821
>seemingly no reason
autism is the reason
and I like public transport maps

>>77357970
S E E T H I N G

>>77357975
eat big to get big CMON

>>77357930
What if he anally raped you?

>>77357966
suicide watch nigga, KILL YOURSELF

had a panzerotti for dindins

>>77358004
come on then twat

>>77357784
he broke his dick in a film that was international hit

of course everyone knows that

i aint neva ran from nuttin but the po leese

>>77357821
>the history and modern use of motorised infantry and motor vehicles in war

yes that is DEFINITELY autism lmao

>>77356936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbhFA7JY_I

i demand rain and thunder

>>77358046
alri

>>77358041
?

>>77357875
the powder i have barely fucking mixes right

does my nut RIGHT in because i dont even mind the taste when it works

Me teaching the runts a lesson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGQIh-6Kdo

>>77358067
*farts and pisses*

>>77358080
just FUCK OFF

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
al-lads

>>77357930
>my mates
No one believes you, bender

On a visit to Jerusalem in 2005, Rabbi Rosenberg entered into a mikvah in one of the holiest neighborhoods in the city, Mea She'arim. "I opened a door that entered into a schvitz," he told me. "Vapors everywhere, I can barely see. My eyes adjust, and I see an old man, my age, long white beard, a holy-looking man, sitting in the vapors. On his lap, facing away from him, is a boy, maybe seven years old. And the old man is having anal sex with this boy."

Rabbi Rosenberg paused, gathered himself, and went on: "This boy was speared on the man like an animal, like a pig, and the boy was saying nothing. But on his face—fear. The old man [looked at me] without any fear, as if this was common practice. He didn't stop. I was so angry, I confronted him. He removed the boy from his penis, and I took the boy aside. I told this man, 'It's a sin before God, a mishkovzucher. What are you doing to this boy's soul? You're destroying this boy!' He had a sponge on a stick to clean his back, and he hit me across the face with it. 'How dare you interrupt me!' he said. I had heard of these things for a long time, but now I had seen."

>>77357074
i will!

>>77358123
I'm sure this story is interesting but damned if im going to spend one more iota of time staring at this post x

>>77358109
SEETH HARDER FAG

>>77358173
enjoy your pleb tier wrestling you normie tosser

>>77357976
nah. i'm really considering doing it too. it's literally much better than my life now and i can save loads of money

why is the thread so slow

Kind of wish I had autism so I could hyper focus on things that interest me but instead I have crippling ADHD

>>77358199
Enjoy your yellow fever you dirty bugger

>>77358245
It's a Wednesday night lad, all the wagies have to get up early in the morning

T. Wagie

>>77358253
got both i think

>>77358301
not me buddy
i'm at work
t. wagie

>>77358120
t. suicidal sad case

>>77358333
security lad?

to wank or not to wank

>>77358046
Aspecia pls

>>77358046
Would love a Jillian gf

>>77358341
t. paki no mates

anyone here ever bought or used a fake ID

>>77358371
nailed it

vote for the mogg for president lads

>>77358395
looool so it's true then? you cut yourself like a sad little twat

>>77358403
hello underage

leftists hate europe. they hate white people. they hate free speech. they hate liberty. they hate prosperity. they hate god. and they hate themselves.

>>77357651
fey /frit/, fit's fosie

>>77358403
Ok you just outed yourself as underage

>>77358371
congrats lad

>>77358403
yeah mate, had a 'provisional motorcycle license' when I was 15, looked terrible, not least because provisional motocycle licensees don't exist but was enough to fool various rasheeds at the offy

>>77358435
Nope. Just laughing at paki no mates

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>>77358046
I want /dbt/ to leave.

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the gf

>>77358403
Sorry you have to be over 18 to post here

listening to some moonman

>>77358477
hahaha jesus christ mate you've been fully rumbled here, absolutely exposed

I won't rattle your fragile little cage any further, can't imagine you've got much more wrist left to spare

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fosie's foing to ferk

>>77358521
>paki
>upset that he has no mates

lmao absolutely seething

The blinds wide open so he can
See you in the dark when you're sleepin'
Naked body, fresh out the shower
You touch yourself after hours

can you smoke coffee beans?

the main reason that average height has increased in europe in the past 150 years is nothing to do with nutrition or living standards. it's caused by the increased sexual freedom of women who were previously suppressed from selecting partners based on height.

reckon I could honestly obliterate josie whilst blindfolded and with both my arms amputated

>>77357357
hmmmmhttp://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/739404417#p739405966http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/739404417#p739405966/b/739405966

>>77357211
yes

>>77358403

fucking ban this cunt MOD MOD JANNY JANNY

>>77357211
ye some lad from /deutsch/ explained him to me

>>77358099
>opponents are all asian

aaaaaaaand... it's nothing

https://youtu.be/MqPx2Lrs4Uk

*cums*

>tfw have a cold where my snot has the viscosity of water

VERY irritating.

When are those feckless boffins at GSK/Pfizer going to cure the common cold?

>>77358437
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>>77358499
>>77358620
reminder that yanks need to be 21 to buy alcoholic beverages

absolutely HOOTING at the poo on the water slide scene on the imbetweeners 2
This is some fine kino

>>77358403
was going to call this lad underage but then i remembered he might be 20 but still literally unable to purchase alcohol even with real ID at that age

>>77358673
cringe

>>77358657
Cold can't be cured because it's a virus

@77358657
fuck off you boring cunt

>>77358735
erm just don't click it then sweaty

is raping a prostitute technically theft?

>>77358673
>Having to be 21 to buy Yank beer

THE STATE OF THE USA

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>absolutely HOOTING at the poo on the water slide scene on the imbetweeners 2
>This is some fine kino

ate my dinner with some locals in the only restaurant in town they got me a tad bit drunk jahajh

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eating some popcorn

>>77358657
the lobbyists at big tissue won't let them cure it mate

we must be mad, LITERALLY MAD

>>77358735
plenty of viruses have vaccines.

I know..it's because there are thousands of strains etc.

they'll get there one day I reckon

>>77358801
powell?

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>forebrits
>britheads

>>77358673

it's 25 here

/b/ here. we we're linked

/brit/ more like /shit/ lol

>>77358786
Don't post that you'll attract a fucking leaf

any willyman in? x

>>77358487
you going to SEM?

>>77358844
fantastic post

>>77358849
UH OH A RAIIIIDD XDDDD

bizarre how lefties now acknowledge that women have equal pay for equal work but still bang on about the wage gap

>>77358860
Nah, no bike yet.

is it gay if you shove a fleshlight up your mates arse and then fuck the fleshlight?

>>77358903
Equality of opportunity - women take less hours or lower paying jobs because men oppress them

>short shorts

good invention.

>>77358936
why?
what are you going to get?

>>77358962
just call them shorters Tbh

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>>77358840

>>77358903
But muh BBC pay figures

>>77358944
no not as long as you don't make skin contact

>>77358903

it's a religious mantra therefore impervious to logic

>>77358984
don't quite understand this image or why you think anyone would use it

in what context would that be relevant or funny

>>77358354
alright g

any speed garage man in

listening to sad music

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does britain have wolves?

proper warm and humid tonight, lads
most uncomfy weather possible

We won't be able to view porn without handing over credit card details

Hardly anyone will be willingly to do that, therefore porn is effectively banned. We're such a muslim shithole

>>77359049
yeah loads

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>>77359049
yeah mate

>>77359049
Not anymore. People are talking about bringing them back though because the deep population has got out of control you even have them running down the street in London sometimes

>>77359049
used to, but we culled all of them

>>77358903
Women get equal pay for less work in tennis and when someone suggested that was wrong, they attacked him.

>>77359014
->
>>77358574

>>77359071
Why do rorkes complain about "degeneracy" yet complain when action is taken on it?

where do midgets get their clothes? Never seen one buying clothes

>>77359063
Put the heater on to evaporate all the moisture in the air to cool down

who /fell over in the club/ here?

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would protect her

>>77359071
reckon most people will just get a vpn to russia or some other country that couldn't possibly give a shit

hey g would you get me a cornetto?

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creasing, GUFFAWING, howling, SCREECHING!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mandywrites100/gross-amor-armour-asked-random-girls-how-their-va-2wnhl?utm_term=.rdqMAPmYE#.byy0KorRX

doing monkey madness

>>77359139
Fucking light weight

dead bodies on the dancefloor

>>77359168
do not click

got served by an old southern lady called josie in morrisons today who was talking to me about her rabbits

>>77359168
what in God's name makes you think that I'll be following this link

you must be living in a dream world mate

love brutalism
love constructivism
love bauhaus
hate neoclassicalism
simple as

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>>77359160

why are women such raging narcissists

>>77359168
>providing a link to a link

fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB3EkiGx-QY

>>77359197
https://youtu.be/jB3EkiGx-QY >>77359168

>>77359160
you failed

>>77359114
that's kekistani redditors, not your average rorke

>>77359168
kys reddit yank scum

might block yank flags, had it up to here with their unfunny posts

Would kill to go back in time and see this country throughout history. Just wonder what people sounded and acted like. Absolutely fascinating

......don stepped outside.....................

>>77359207
future of humanity literally depends on their appearance

>>77359207
>why do i post such stupid spackerish generalisations

never seen a wild deer in my life

>According to one study, the pay gap between mothers and women who aren't mothers could actually be even bigger than the one between men and women.
doesn't that mean that women who aren't mothers get paid more than men?

>>77359207
they need to get pumped full of seed. men do this because women attract them on the basis that they are...attractive. quite simple really

got banned from /v/ for 3 days for not being a lefty

so much for the tolerant left

No clue what all the fuss about female circumcision is all about lads. They even try to make it sound unappealing by calling it *female genital mutilation* instead.

>>77359301
rasheed

good netflix kino?

>>77359301
t. paki

>>77359301
'd

>>77359248
They looked and sounded white unlike today

>>77359311
The Pest

pooing

>>77359311
Pan's Labyrinth

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What are these? Don't ask....

>>77359337
ONE

>>77359269

t. amy

>>77359366
Illuminati headquarters

cheddar bell

>>77359366
my bollocks

>>77359301

omar

>>77358966
Because no license yet. Still on the fence about committing. First bike mite b a CBF600N or something. Want something used and affordable that's reliable and still common enough to find aftermarket for, like panniers and stuff.

Half abo here ama

>>77359367
STINKY

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todays gf

>>77359439
sweet. heard the er6n is super popular in Yurop too so check that out

>>77359465
get your didgeridoo out and play us a tune

>>77359515
>>77359515
>>77359515


new


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>>77359515
>>77359515

>>77359526
fuck off
i miss the days of the janny cracking down on you runtbergs

>>77358437
>>77358464
>>77358499
>>77358620
it's fraud related
>>77358476
cheers

>>77358046
i like my odds *rolls*

>>77358840
legal disclaimer: used this pic to make a thread on /sp/ >>>/sp/77211359