Louise Mensch edition
hello lads
Brits all look like pasty babies
Legit thread
Fuck the waifu cunt
considering moving in with this 62 ear old woman i have been banging and going on dates with. she always gives me loads of money, she has a massive house, said she doesn't mind if i bring girls my own age back, not sure how i'd explain it to the girls though hahaaha. she's rich af and really chill
>>77352204
state
Anyone else see a girl using the dog filter and want to stomp their fucking head in?
alri lads
>>77352204
Sounds like it would be a laugh mate, funny story to tell people
Only downside is if things go pear shaped and you want to move out
want to put my willy inside louise
>>77352002
She blocked me on twitter. Didn't even know who she is. Just responded to a very stupid tweet she made that someone had retweeted. State of your members of parliaments lol
>>77352238
mind goes to this
>arsefartians will pay $40 for a pack of cigarettes
>>77352296
haven't been on the chon in a week because mr noseberg had me working extra
what's happened
>>77352286
She's a yank you paki spastic
>>77352346
Yeah by me, because I was sick of your cancerous threads
sick of seeing niggers and pakis every day. it's fucking disgusting. these people have no business here, THEY WILL NEVER INTEGRATE, EVER
What is wrong with that spastic who keeps posting the Jewish girl thread?
ah yes, twitter
or twatter as i prefer to call it
state level:
absolute
>>77352405
good lad *upvotes*
>>77352443
He's mentally ill
>>77352442
not true my a level maths teacher was black
>>77352204
>62 ear old woman
pics?
how did you get a gilf?
I am with you was a terrible Chili Peppers album. But the B-sides are genuinely good.
>>77352493
fuck off cancer
>>77352442
*throws acid into you and your mum's face* don't be racist pham
>>77352467
just been looking at the x-rays of this
Life's in such a state the UN has formally recognised it as a sovereign nation
>>77352540
just fucking kill yourself
literally eating clumps of protein powder because it isn't mixing into my milk
>>77352572
fucking sad
>>77352204
genuinely weird story la
but do tell more
waifu mong is getting pretty upset lads lmao
Gonna shove some clothes on, nip down the chinese, get back, shove the jarmies on, shove the anime on and get comfy for the night x
Honestly do not know why I come here. 5% enjoyable/funny posts to 95% stupid irritating shit, doesn't make sense that I can't leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAUXTl6fGVM
>>77352614
lol, fuck off you weirdo
>>77352624
Same but what else is there to do to waste another night before the weekend?
/^>>77351985/
ah yes much better
>>77352650
fuck off waifu mong
ahh yes much better
the absolute state of /brit/
>>77352624
years of being on the Internet has made you accustomed to post ironic humour which you don't find much of anywhere else
*replies to your post*
>>77352666
what the fuck>>77352673
>>77352688
Yeah that's pretty accurate now you put it that way
unironic spamming
3 days break
remember to report spam
>>77352673
what are those webms lad?
>>77352002
Louise Mensch is legitimately a psyop meant to discredit the center left (not that they aren't already discredited desu)
>>77352673
what's that webm mate?
reminder to report spammers
>>77352711
your filter is better x
he's here
>>77352787
im in here and the other thread
Watching an interview with Ed Kemper desu
>>77352750
>>77352755
think they're either scat or cp that were being spammed many a moon ago
Unequivocally the best Post-Frusciante Chili Peppers song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwWV62EfYkU
>>77352811
give up you sad cunt
STATE of this thread spammer
good boy
*tickles Janny under the chin*
*lobs him a kinder bueno*
>>77352833
kill yourself for posting that shite
>>77352833
what pretty young boys
>>77352658
toes are good for sucking though
>>77352673
why would you block kpop desu lads when tee bee ehch gets filtered to desu
>>77352833
oh this
ahh yes why of course
>>77352666
who is this? she looks a lot like someone i know
>>77352374
She's a Tory MP you dumbass
>>77352858
i am an oldfag sweetie x
very interesting
>no one's posted in waifu mong's thread for 6 minutes
>>77352873
penny is a long way from canada lad
>>77352883
i think she's was just an elaborate troll
>>77352934
kill yourself you fucking twat
GET HIM JANNY
ses
would be decent banter if the janitor decided to delete this thread and not the other
>>77352950
why do you care so much anyway its just a pic you only look at once
Shame passfags are immune to bans
If you don't get the joke you need to leave
Fun fact: Kylian Mbape is half algerian
>>77352974
just fucking kill yourself
the world is not a better place for you giving these narcissist sluts the attention they crave
the civ games turning out a bit more realistic than expected
>>77352974
looks much more qt than i thought she would desu
shame i am immune to gfs
>>77353021
fuck off
>>77352874
WAS
She resigned because she is legitimately insane, moved to America and started on this Russian spy shit
>>77353005
I'm sure you are literally the first person to have ever gotten a foreign religion in a Western city in Civ before
>>77353021
dont have this one, i like it though
>>77353005
stale /pol/ memes
>>77353005
the utter state of that settlement
anime
>>77353051
end your life
>>77353021
Need a goth commie gf
>>77352986
no if he gets banned then he can't use his pass (even if he evades)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic
and i know a hero must come
and i know a hero will come
is there any way to prevent diarrhea after eating food that is inherently diarrhea inducing?
how mentally ill do you have to be to obsess over some nobody twitter cunt you've never met?
TAKBIR
>get told i can stream nowtv through browser
>subscribe for 6 months because its cheaper
>'Nowtv no longers allows streaming through webbrowsers, please download our app blah blah'
>download app, computer slows to a crawl
>look in processes
>'Cisco Videoguard' using 100% cpu, 100% disk and 4gb of ram
ah yes, DRM. Let me just cancel my subscription and go back to torrenting movies and being able to actually use my laptop while i watch them.
>>77353093
6 immodiums will plug you up good lad
>>77353063
good
p
o
s
t
>englel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40655563
I may never have met Sara but she has met part of me in her bogs desu
>>77353122
>13 year old boys still look cute
>13 year old girls already look like past it slag hags
What did they mean by this?
>>77353106
extremely
>>77353084
I meant mods will generally never ban passfags.
>>77353154
'once
>>77353160
me in the plastic bag
>>77353147
reminder that this doesn't include couples where the father is foreign and the mother is british
the % of babies in england with 1 foreign parent is probably 40-50% LOL
>>77353165
this is true
get far more warnings than bans
based capitalism
imbetweeners 2 on at 9pm on E4 x
i was on the train to work the other day and saw some right pathetic runtoid manlet get on the train and sit in front of me. he was like 5'0 tall, had a weirdly proportioned body (head relatively large making him look child-like" and had a really ill fitting haircut. it make me smirk a bit and i said "runt" under my breath. then i realised im a huge hypocrite, i myself am a pretty big runtlet with my virgin haircut and virgin clothes and virgin lack of facial hair. and to think i was some poor victim of the world.
made me think
>>77353209
kill yourself, no one likes your threads
>>77352204
believe status: shan't
>>77353230
>>77353221
it's shite Tbh
>>77353165
they banned me once
i never gave money to the site of course it was just a friend's pass haha
>>77353209
been on my pass for 3 years now and not been banned once even though I post porn on blue boards all the time
it just gets deleted
>>77353209
ik yeah i haven been banned in months, before that i used to get 3 day bans like 2 times a month
>>77353221
>imbetweeners
Neck yourself you imbecile
>>77353230
i like his nibutanis
pu
wonk
>>77352754
She isn't, she's just a nutter. She mentioned drugs ruined her mind.
>>77353263
gan top yasel ya orrible cunt
thoughts lads?
asian girls are ugly :)
Thoughts?
>>77353224
do the same as this lad, i laugh at autists and runts until i look in the mirror and i'm a 5'4, skinny-fat manlet with a receding hairline which i dismally try to cover up with a shitty fringe.
>>77353310
you should only shower when you feel dirty
too much water will dry out your skin
>>77353310
just imagine all those sweaty fannies in summer desu
The Slits - Cut
>>77353310
need a stinky gf
>>77353310
Imagining how bent youd have to be to shower daily
>>77353332
spotted the roastie slob
NEED a dooley gf
i literally cannot get to sleep if i havent showered in the evening. i feel too dirty
>>77353366
her accent is fucking horrid
>>77353336
BRAAAAAAAAPPPp
I see a Sikh Police Officer wearing his Turban as a very British thing. Don't you?
my willy would smell pretty ripe if i didn't shower every day
>>77353371
this
even if I've showered I need to wash my feet too before I get into bed
>>77353310
need a stinky gf
crease
>>77353366
wanked over the bit in the current series where she was in that porn shop in japan looking at hardcore dvds desu
>>77353332
shower at least once a day and i've never had dry skin in my life.
Are you a manlet and/or a virgin by any chance?
what's an example of a "low class accent?" can anyone vocaroo it?
Violent crime now is lower than it has ever been, especially when compared to the periods in history where the population was almost entirely 'White British'. I'm not saying that that's because of migration or anything like that, but it would certainly seem to imply that migration in general and 'culture mixing' isn't making it worse.
NEED TO LICK SWEATY UNDERBOOB
>>77353333
>>77353336
>>77353343
>>77353399
You are the sort of common pushover cuck twats that allow women to get away with fucking anything
>>77353373
ought to clobber you
>>77353425
cheers for the new fetish lad
>>77353310
women are mingbats and always have been. anyone that has ever lived with one will tell you the same.
that aside, me in the red.
>>77353425
need a saggy tits gf desu
https://www.reddit.com/r/Saggy/
http://tvitand2.tumblr.com/archive
>>77353422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03aOsS0aVnW
i love eating dick :) spotted dick that is! :))
i love eating cock :) chicken that is! :))
love eating willy :) a lad's throbbing hard penis that is! :)
Please help me, I've never felt closer to suicide
I got into an argument with my sisters, I was playing on the PS4 for less than half an hour when they returned home and told me to get off in 15 minutes so they could watch soaps
I declined and then we said hurtful things to each other including calling Muhammad a peadophile
I got triggered by my sister sitting in front of me and the TV and refusing to move
My sister called me a coward and said I will never get married
I felt pretty low, I just turned off the PS4 and went to get some lasagna but I was shocked when my mum shouted at me and violently tossed a dish after I said it wasn't clean
Now I'm hiding away in my room thinking would it be better to slit my wrists or hang myself
Thinking about my final counseling session tomorrow and my conclusions
>Counseling isn't for me, sorry for wasting your time
>I don't have any problems, I am the problem
>I hate everything about myself, I deluded myself into thinking I could improve but I can't, I'll never be the girl I imagine
>I'll never have any friends and my life sucks because of me, I won't do anything to change things so I have no right to complain
>I wanted a magic wand to be waved, that's why I kept coming to counseling even though I knew that wasn't what counselling was
>I can't even control my eating to improve my body image
>So it's all my fault, I should sort shit out but I won't, knowing this, suicide is the only option but I'm too lazy to do that too
>>77353458
isn't that the london accent?
>>77353458
bet you look a right runt.
>>77353422
Jamaican Patois is the lowclass accent du jour in my area of London (Richmond)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hZKS9mzqKc
>>77353487
not
a
word
>>77353488
The old London accent yes, but all the cockneys live in the home counties now
>>77353458
cringe
>>77353458
creasing
need a 150 kg gf with massive tits and bottom
>>77353165
i get banned once every 2-3 months for shitposting
>>77353487
>only one tv in the house
kill yourself runt
>>77353488
>the london accent
>the
idiot
Tinder has turned every woman into a celebrity
An epiphany has just hit me. Never before in history have so many women had access to such an incredible amount of admirers. In the past, only the princesses of royal families had this amount of attention. Today, any average woman has the equivalent of 100 love letters written to her in a single day through tinder.
Think about it. This is a real game changer. Every woman is now a princess and can afford to have a princess complex. Imagine the entitlement from 100 love letters a day, every day, for years and years. You would be lying if you say that nothing catastrophic to society could come of this.
Even Normans have to admit that celebrities often have poor attitudes because of the arrogance and entitlement complex that comes from getting so much attention. Now, imagine if 50% of the whole world population was like this.
>>77353506
Yeah, that's the way to deal with suicidal people
>>77353538
Only one TV arieal
>>77353487
>consolefags
>work tomorrow
>work on friday
...
>work on saturday
>Yeah, that's the way to deal with suicidal people
imagine having this much self importance
very high opinion of yourself considering you're a suicidal runtoid
>>77353561
join us on www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill mate, you'll fit right in!
do you reckon ribena's sister has big chebs
business idea: make /brit/ into a repository of the best of 4chan consisting of gatherers, and gimmick masters, and voyeurs
>runts will scavenge for material found throughout 4chan and the interwebz
>gimmick masters will offer fresh new gimmicks
>voyeurs will read and enjoy, never to post
>>77353439
fuck off lisicki
feeling a bit down x
>>77353627
1 does, 2 don't
>>77353561
even the most abhorrent swines have at least 10 orbiters
and it feels like 90% of women these days are overweight
these are truly sad times
>>77353631
foy
>>77353617
He's not wrong though, is he?
>>77353685
NEED a big chebbed paki gf
benched 70kgs today lads. could only do 6 reps, got trapped under it on the 7th and had to rest for 10 minutes while my stick-thin thighs were getting crushed by it.
>>77353697
i'm being serious you blue pill normie twat, try actually poking around the sub instead of just following the hivemind of >le all of reddit is bad so i'll never actually look at it myself, i'll just blindly follow others to look 'cool' xD
feeling a bit up x
>>77353487
is this monica?
>>77353561
Get thousands of admirations every day and it hasn't gone to my head yet. Women have always been a mess.
need a small chebbed white gf
merkel let 1.5 million people into germany in one year and leftists think that's not enough
need a big willied black bf
what are some red flags for posters that make you think they could be a paki? for me:
>he hates dogs
>he hates women
>he hates Jews
>he defends London
always imagine a really smelly brown-skinned bastard when I read posts like these
almost no.1
>>77353487
dude..it's fucking nothing
>>77353762
clicked on one at random
was http://i.4cdn.org/s/1499934015866.jpg
shant be clicking on any of the others i dont think
>>77353561
>30% of college age people use tinder
>35% of that 30% are female
>therefore only 10% of college age women use tinder
tinder is still a thorn in the side of sane people who dont act like apes, but you're exaggerating a bit.
>>77353737
Yes, I genuinely feel I'll slit my wrists soon
>>77353762
not even her
also they're fucking grim
>>77353717
sounds kooky
>>77353800
>t's fucking nothing
You mean my life?
>>77353584
>work for the next 50 years of your life.
Get a better job, friend, you'll be working for a long time, may as well do something you halfway enjoy.
NEED a teto gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-q7YnyUmY
>>77353561
Welcome to the club.
Never reveal you powerlevel in real life or on a named forum or anywhere where your opinions can be linked to your person. If the topic ever comes up IRL you should just feign ignorance.
>Why are you single anon...?
"Oh I guess I'm just waiting for the right girl haha
As far as other people should be concerned you are a clueless asexual moron.
tim and kev took monicas spotlight lol
>>77353821
>>77353853
no, dumbass. you are getting worked up over nothing
>>77353864
utterly foul
>>77353882
thats because poley is actually an irritating faggot
wee wee poo poo
women are all vile
Would fight any lad in this thread at a seconds notice. Would put most of you out with a jab.
>>77353924
does this have a penis?
>>77353863
Why wouldn't you want to redpill the masses in public?
>>77353924
big if tru
>>77353932
doubt it la xx
25% of French high school students are muslim
>the amount of ribena's blog entries where his anguish stems from being kicked off the telly
amir you have a job and a room, I have told you numerous times: buy your own television. stick it on one of your credit cards
>>77353955
>high school
fuck off yank
85% of londoners are muslim
>>77353791
>>77353891
How is it nothing?
I'm 26 with no friends, no direction or plans for life, by this I mean I don't even really have dream
Even my family hate me
I have nothing now and nothing to live for
85% of entrants to my arsehole are muslim
0% of french girls are my gf + this has to change
there's literally nothing wrong with mass immigration
>>77353924
happen to have a picture of this woman saved myself as well
hairy french women
Hope someday people realize what a disservice they do to the trans community by enabling and encouraging their mental illnesses. No different than being schizophrenic except that you aren't encouraged to "embrace your schizophrenia because its who you are".
>>77354008
yeah well your gay
>>77353960
We only have 1 TV aerial, the PS4 isn't mine and worst of all, I'll become too comfy and less likely to move out
RECYCLE
>>77351985
>>77351985
buying gf
>>77354048
youre making a terrible mistake
>>77354048
still don't understand that meme
shes just some ugly twitter bellend
>>77354037
You can move out now you have a job
>>77354020
très bon
>>77354124
you cannot post this
>>77354108
Exactly, I should focus on mustering the motivation to move out NOT buying a TV
I just can't make any commitments until after the trial in 2 weeks
>>77354143
post what??
>>77354163
this
*gives you a bollock melting wedgie*
>>77354184
that might have hurt, had i not already recently ground my nads into a fine paste myself
>>77354275
send us pics
>>77354154
>trial
?
that is still going on
>>77354314
Bit quiet
>>77354383
there's 3 threads lad
>>77354407
im lost. can someone point me to the real /brit/?
>>77354346
Yeah, it got pushed back THREE times now it's finally set for 2 weeks time
Still waiting for my solicitor to contact me on how it's gonna go
who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Y4jYR5eys
just finished uni and now looking for a job for the first time. got a first class degree but i'm still bricking it
fucking hate it lads, so scary
wish i could just get assigned a job. looking for a job is so confusing and overwhelming
>>77354460
*points to your heart*
>>77354555
it's an employers market. wagecucks have no power so they have to do all the legwork to find a job.
>>77354555
I have a first too and it doesn't make it any easier mate
good luck
>>77354555
Another arrogant student about to be BTFO
>>77354555
i got a job within a few weeks of graduating mate. just apply like crazy and hopefully something will stick. does depend what qualification you have though. mines a professional vocational degree so much easier to find work.
how do they do it down in puerto rico?
>>77354616
yeah i know. having to work for some cunt fat boss is one of the things that just makes me want to curl up and die
im gonna go watch anime because NOBODYS posting
wish i had a big wily
>>77354657
i'm not arrogant. have no confidence and i'm not a cocky/aggressive person whatsoever
>>77352370
never happened and I do enjoy a good drive and cycle
wish i had a big willy in me
>>77352467
have a mate who's gf looks a bit like her sans the rack
wish I had 3 big willys up my arsehole
oi oi getting a bit gay here
>>77354781
nowt wrong with a bit of bum fun x
>>77354555
just keep throwing shit at the wall and something will stick mate
>>77354796
pics of legs
>>77354843
>3 threads
>all dead
good job
Consolidatory new thread::
>>77351979
>>77351979
>>77351979
>>77351979
Let us end the splitting my friends. This is being posted in all the split threads.
i need /brit/ and i need it now, or soon. maybe i don't need it
>His ancestry includes German, Danish, Irish, and English; his surname originates in Germany.[7]
American runt
hello