gimmick edition
waPOW
absolute STATE of yanks
i've found god lads
niggers pakis wogs scots
First for looking like a literal antique berber statue
>>77351985
oh fucking kill yourself
mboko
>>77352054
would whoop u boi, your french boxing doesnt match up to my thai styles
>>77352041
better than the liberals here in toronto with disgusting dreadlocks, denim vests with mint green floss used to sew on shitty patches 2bh
>>77352054
bit small and bald for a statue arent you alan
>>77352054
lookin fucking chizzeled lad ;D x
are berber statues all 5'8" too lads?
>responding to it
Anyone fancy migrating to this other thread just to piss off the passfag waifu mong?
Not even the OP, just really fucking hate that twat
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
been hacked through microsoft edge...again!
>>77352108
please
>>77352097
all about perspective mate, the massive nose usually disguises the below average height
wow really makes you think huh
>post in a music sharing thread
>listen to my music
>dont listen to anyone elses
>>77352116
they are really in a fantasy world aren't they
>>77352084
I have been taking muay thai since I came here seven months ago. Would literally anticipate every single move you make and then confuse you whether I would beat you up french or thai style, just to finish you with a cheeky algerian martial arts move you've never heard about (something between a headbutt and a high-kick).
>>77351985
Who is this?
Stop posting in this thread and stop enabling him.
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
Ignore the waifu mong, get in here
>>77352213
>only six posts
fuck off cunt
Screeching that anyone thought this was sustainable
>>77352176
wud u fuk u mouthy little algerinonce, combat sports is my domicile boy and i have experience with BJJ, greco roman wrestling and boxing so come at me you little fag ill be switching stance like a mf confusing ur little nigger peabrain, aint a manlet on this planet that can take my right which is a fuckng hydrogen bomb, im a 6 foot middleweight too boy
>>77352213
fuck off and stop trying to split the threads. this was posted first
>>77352236
hello waifu mong
>>77352184
ashley goldberg/communism kills, jewish alt right meme personality
>>77352054
kind of hot tbqh
>>77352176
*grabs your weak kick cause you skipped leg day*
*pushes you back with your own leg as you hop around like some bitch rabbit*
*stomps your face in after you fall over*
pssshh
Real fascism has never been tried
>>77352136
And yet women voted consistently for the Conservatives until Blair - who it must be remembered had Thatcher's explicit endorsement.
>>77352254
It was also posted early
The highlight of it all was Mayweather repeatedly calling Conor an eejit
>>77352116
this woman is such a twat
would happily put her out of her misery the odious little toad
>>77352312
give it a rest i got cucked out of a new thread twice yesterday
genuinely think it's illegal to show a white male and female couple on tv ads these days
>>77352249
>fag
>nigger
Hmm pls be more imaginative in your insults lad. You sound like a 14 years old yank on a youtube comment.
>>77352116
shame on all the morans who enabled her
>>77352295
umm no sweetie it was destroyed at the cost of millions of lives because it was too empowering
me
irl
>>77352375
Yeah I suppose that was quite bad
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
All in here, ignore the cancerous waifu mong
FUCKING PROTEIN POWDER WON'T MIX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How could this many people be wrong? That's what you need to ask yourself.
>>77352425
stop
>>77352388
NO!!! DON"T EVER POST THIS AGAIN
THAT"S ME!!!!
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
>>77352002
We're all in here
is it just me or are pinkie fingers completely fucking useless
poo in l-
>>77352619
>fewer posters
Fuck off
>>77352642
hello waifu mong
>>77352595
What about fucking toes? Literally the weirdest and most useless body "part" of all creatures. They can't catch things, are high maintenance, ah yes you can wiggle them, nice.
>>77352680
stop giving her attention you fucking mong
>>77352658
fucking idiot
you need toes to help you walk and find your balance
>>77352595
have some use for gripping stuff eg: large objects like a basketball
>>77354037
You don't need an ariel to play PS4. Not as if you'll be watching TV anyway unless your some kind of runt (a lesser runt than what you already are).
>it will make me too comfy and inhibit moving out
If you were gonna move out you'd have done it by now. You didn't think twice about moving when yo lived in the 'deen, now you're trapped at home. It is your tomb, might as well make it comfy before you die.
For moni
>communismkills
anime
Ever since poleaboo died /brit/ has gone downhill
>>77352658
you're a spastic mate
>>77354348
does this fat man have any redeeming qualities? He seems thoroughly disgusting
anyone else really dumb but also smart sometimes?
>>77354348
>>77354421
his wife has just left him as well
>>77354421
No. His wife is leaving him now as well and he's probably gonna pussy out of gastric bypass surgery
>>77354421
He's a nice guy who doesn't say anything bad about people mostly. He's harmless.
>>77354421
i dont watch much of his content but he seems like a fairly honest and decent bloke.
why is this thread so slow?
>>77354472
t. boogie
>>77354528
thread wars got things all confused so people left
>>77354472
>>77354479
fatty fat cockroaches crawling out of the woodwork to defend their own
obese people are not human
>>77354615
my bod is probably in the top 5% of /brit/ physiques. just have nothing against the man.
>>77354690
pics
>>77354533
I don't particularly like the guy. I think he's pretty spineless and incredibly bland. Just that his redeeming qualities are that he isn't an asshole.
>>77354615
5'6 140 and could heem your runtoid lanklet ass if I wanted to
there's an 8/10 lesbo at work. my willy is confused and sad.
best lady leshurr queen's speech lads?
>>77354743
Lesbian is a con, they love the dick no matter what
going to the toilet
>>77352328
didn't realise he's such a manlet
reckon I could heem his tiny arse
currently on the toilet
>>77354317
would ram my nob super far up her bum and cum in it
>>77354743
pics x
Consolidatory new:
>>77351979
>>77351979
>>77351979
>>77351979
(will be posting this in the other split threads as well)
back at work lads
love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128g8yJI65w
the goal bf
>>77354421
he's rich
>>77354929
probably lots of smelly poo poo in there
>>77354940
just use this thread you fucking twat
>>77354900
they should put a normal sized human next to mcgregor and mayweather when they fight so we can laugh at how small and futile they both are
think shariah law will be good for us 2bh, i'm all for it
friends, i am desperate. i have lost /brit/ and have no hope of finding it alone. won't you join me?
>>77354948
burn it
>>77355013
yeh seems great.
*looks at muslim countries*
oh, on second thought maybe not.
why does the tolerant left support the most oppressive religion on earth
>>77354900
>1.73 m
uhhh in english mr hawking????
>>77354948
Needs to be burned at the stake ngl
>>77355090
pretty sure its right wingers who support Christianity mate
hitler was a christian
drumpf is a christian
what is spiritual racism?
>>77355090
ummmm no sweaty poo
>>77355169
drumpf is a jew
mohammed was a christian
>>77355184
that bloke in the red's blinked and ruined the photo
Jesus was friends with a lot of muslims
eating some chips and drinking a pint
love islam me
women should be treated as a terrorist organisation
hitler was a jewish puppet to delegitimise nationalism and help gain sympathy for the zionist project
the land of the free
the so called white mans paradise
just found out Tracy Chapman is a women
always thought it was a man
women are a gender of peace
reminder both hitler and stalin were considered "progressives" in their time
How come nearly all crime is committed by men
>>77355264
same
>>77355304
poinhfxe7xrfvt
>>77355312
birds are sneakier
dogs are just cats with downs syndrome
how come every single person i want to fuck is a female
horses are just a large breed of dog
>>77355364
You're gay
>>77355364
you havent met me yet x
horses are just a small breed of elephant
>>77355364
you fell for their tricks
>how come every single person i want to fuck is a female
just ate a large papa johns pizza by myself
>>77355312
ape-like aggression to purge other males from the gene pool with no intelligence to keep it in check.
>>77355443
post tummy
>>77355443
And? Nothing fat about that mate don't be such a fucking woman
large papa johns pizza is just a large breed of small papa johns pizza
>>77355443
what was on it la?
Is The Satanic Verses any good?
the chinese was shut so I've had to settle for a donner kebab x
drumpf.
>>77355498
Pics x
gf shop was closed so i've had to settle for a bf x
So how much longer until blacks can no longer ride the WE WUZ SLAVES excuse for being such a mess?
guilty pleasure anthems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gwO8-oqwFw
takes me back to my pseudo-scene days
glad I grew out of that
>>77355463
>>77355545
bit gay
NEETs unironically, genuinely, wholeheartedly believe sitting at home doing NOTHING of value all day and getting £60 per week is somehow better than having a life and earning a good wage.
Just think about that for a second
>>77355529
need to get a gf like this and fatten her up to dangerously obese levels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmaF6IOODFc
doing a listen
>>77355555
wew
>>77355529
she's kind of cute in a dwarf-like way but she's far too obese for my liking
>>77355584
didnae listen
>>77355558
my time on this earth is worth more than minimum wage
why the fuck do some lads like wasting loads of money at the strip club?
could get a prossie for the same price
>>77355555
damn nice job keep going looking thick, tight, solid, keep us updated on your progress man with more pictures and videos dude good job seriously looking real thick.
>>77355558
objective 'good' and 'bad' do not exist; it's all just molecules
>>77355625
Your average stripper will be at least 3 points above your average hooker
>>77355540
>>77355660
that would be a fair point if you got to shag both of them but you don't
>>77355660
but you don't get to fuck them so whats the point
>>77355529
this girl originally made money by screaming in faux-annoyance at twitch chat, moved on to political activism while it was trendy, and now uploads pictures of herself to /wsg/ with music over the top
Has the American who tried cooking a full English been lynched yet?
>>77351985
Can you stop making generals with this Kike whore?
>>77355689
grim
dire
Binned my knife lads. I'm turning a new leaf.
>>77355689
that pumice stone-esque lemon is the most appetising thing there
how can you eat a bab when you're not wankered
>>77355625
They don't want to fuck because they couldn't get it up/are too scared/whatev
They just want the fantasy of buying a woman
Wasting your money on strip clubs is quite a few steps below wasting it on prossies
>>77355491
got the works. quite like a pizza with lots on it. thought i wasn't going to eat it all so i sucked all the cheese and toppings off the last 4 slices but then i ate them anyway.
I'd picked up a whole chicken yesterday and finally got around to cooking it this afternoon. I wanted to try something different than the usual salt/pepper/ect. and doing a simple roast. I browsed around on Allrecipies.com and the recipe for Roast Chicken w/ Yorkshire Pudding caught my eye. I've never had Yorkshire Pudding before, but I thought it would be interesting to try.
Overall, the chicken was ok. I followed the directions as written, and it turned out a bit bland for my tastes. Next time I'd do a bit more to salt/pepper the skin, and maybe put spices in the meat and cavity. The Pudding was interesting, I did like the portions that were cooked up against the chicken itself. Smooth, creamy and had a nice flavor from the bird. The dryer parts that had cooked away from the bird were a bit bland but over all it was a decent meal.
what if we're actually aliens lads? that'd explain why we're so much smarter than everything else on the planet
>>77355090
They've conflated it with racial identify politics
>>77355774
>I've never had Yorkshire Pudding before
will read no further
>>77355774
not reading sorry
>>77355774
lord in heaven above
>>77355783
We're aliems from the point of view of other life in the universe
>>77355783
You already have plenty of them crossing your border lad
>>77355558
to each their own, the lord will judge us all equally whether we have a £6000 car or a £6000 steam account
you arrive in st petersburg
>>77355824
ladies, you're out after dark without your bull?
>>77355774
SCREAMING
>>77355824
*leningrad
>>77355783
im not from africa im from crenshaw mafia
got tasered by the police earlier and accidentally shit myself how embarrassing haha x
>>77355824
1 4 6 2 3 5
need to move to a white country, britain is fucking doomed
>>77355824
4, 5, 6, 2, 1, 3
>>77355099
'shortarse'
the gf
>>77355705
by "political activism" you mean standing in front of a camera in the middle of NYC for hours on end while occasionally getting arrested
>>77355881
>tfw got bad acne so been using a small amount (50:50 ratio) of petrol mixed in water and applying it to my skin
REALLY hope i don't get tasered as i would set alight
Police 'shocked' by violence as "youth" riot at small town fair
Authorities in the town of Schorndorf in Baden-Württemberg have expressed shock after police and bystanders were attacked by members of a group of around 1,000 youths.
Police report that a group of around 1,000 teenagers and young men gathered on Saturday evening in the grounds of Schorndorf Castle, as the small town celebrated the second day of its week-long town fair. According to police, a large portion of the group had immigrant backgrounds. From within the group, beer bottles were thrown at the walls of the castle, at other festival-goers, and eventually at police officers.
>>77355944
>petrol
>mixed in water
umm...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGiMO3K0
>>77355774
Fuck me I hope this is a joke
>>77355529
This girl looks soft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9InVH7LC74
the whiskyfu
>>77355958
ah, yes, youths of an immigrant background, wonder who they could be talking about here
>>77355958
if only they were muslims and then they wouldn't have beer bottles to throw
>>77356016
its probably from the festival itself
>>77355933
ah yes, a fat mexican
>>77355928
>>77355903
nonci
Imagine not having a driving license lads
screeching and pissing and shitting at the very thought
>>77356035
>ah yes, a fat mexican
quite obviously 1/8th black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PcIL_ZHhpw
max comfy
popped a valium and having a few beers so i get drift off to sleep without staying awake all night feeling anxious that she's not going to call haha
>>77356051
>license
fuck off yank
>>77356051
don't need one
public transport is sufficient in the first world
imagine not having an oyster card
>>77355958
>yfw your castle gets assaulted by an actual muslim army
now that's a proper medieval festival
>>77356035
>Mexican
oh no sweetie x
>you'll never be able to go back in time to save Europe from invasion
makes me very sad
imagine not having a bf
>>77356090
don't even like oysters tbf
>Day 4 of Italian holiday
>Got bored of hotel so went on train to Pisa
>See the tower, cathedral and baptistery
>Everyone is doing that stupid fucking pose for photos with the tower
Fucking why? It's like some weird brainwashing cult behaviour.
hate conservatives
hate christians
hate leftists
hate feminists
hate muslims
hate zionists
hate the media
hate hillary clinton
hate SJWs
hate blacks
hate any alcohol but vodka
hate both my neighbors
love anime
simple as lads
not sure how but, i've managed to fill my hard drive up with a terabyte of random shit despite using all my time shitposting.
>>77356051
t. 17 year old alex whose driving lessons were paid for by mummy and daddy, just passed today and already has a brand new audi a1
still wanking to these
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69263977/#69264287
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69263977/#69264597
ahhh yes
the vr anime gf
>>77356076
>>77356084
>>77356143
howling at these runts
>>77356143
>alex
what does that even mean
>>77356135
how many non-whites (not including italians) have you seen?
>>77356143
>a1
Insulted that you consider me to have such poor taste desu, small German cars are for women
in need of a latex gf
>>77356203
oioi deano
>>77356172
I believe it is a name petal xxx
http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/1116302/lazytown-robbie-rotten-stefan-karl-stefansson-diagnosed-terminal-cancer
imagine still queing up to top up an oyster card when contactless works everywhere
>>77356216
yeah but what does calling someone an alex even mean
Real sick to bastard death of you runts
might put the bins out
me and the gf
>>77356180
In the city very few.
Going towards the tower there were tons of Africans trying to peddle fake watches and fidget spinners.
The train station was also covered with them. There was some wt American I spoke to helping with directions when I left. Hope they didn't rape her.
>>77356244
alex here is fuming
things worrying me
1. rise of incest in porn
2. leftists trying to legalise noncery
>>77356212
alri
*revs my 1.4 turbo corsa*
>>77356051
shia are bro tier
>>77356244
It means it is their name xxx
>>77356282
>>77356277
HATE non-whites. dont want to visit any of europe anymore because of them
>>77356296
at least you're functional enough to be ashamed of it la
>>77356286
>>77356301
proper jameses you lot are
>>77356287
>1. rise of incest in porn
it really is quite bizarre
>>77356329
keith
pay reparations
>>77356328
got my provisional years ago, just too scared to actually learn
me and the lads
>>77356332
its because of anime becoming more normie tier
>>77356297
kuffar innit
Back from the ol' gym lads
Roasting some chicken thighs w/ whole garlic gloves. Puy lentils and broc on the side ngl
cant afford ID/provisional
>>77356392
bit gay
been getting incredibly hot at random points over the past week
to the point where i have to sit down and drink loads of water, don't know what's happening to me
>>77356355
piece of piss lad.
Don't want to brag but my driving instructor said I was his fastest student ever to pass
>>77356420
HEEMAGE
>>77356412
menopausal bugman
my boats
>>77356332
>>77356287
reckon it's because people who love incest porn watch it only which gets it trending then people who don't care either way watch it because they click on random videos and then it becomes popular
it's the sort of thing that if you skip the 'plot' part then you don't even really realise isn't just standard porno
was gonna go pub but got gymkhana at b&m car park with the lads at 10pm ffs
>>77356352
ah yes lefties
hello?
hello where are the british slags
>>77356561
Deano my son
>>77356153
Greater London
>>77355774
can someo post this on /ck/
>>77356663
hello
>>77356674
hello
>>77356674
love island is on itv2 right now mate
>>77356561
>>77356496
Welcome to my humble mobile home, Mr. Bond.
and the rain begins
>>77355774
don't understand anything about this post
>>77356496
ugly as sin
take on me
>>77356431
went to a car meet in my astra vxr earlier and this girl said it was pretty
>>77356774
Fuck off Hans
>>77356795
Just begun here as well. Some comfy occurence then, thunderstorms are.
>>77356839
the virgin car
>>77356850
Don't you fucking tell me to hans myself, Helmut.
anyone got the apu wearing headphones
>>77356839
be honest how ugly was she? (he)
>>77356839
>car
LMMAAAOOO gaylord
>>77356896
i'm going to drive all the way to edinburgh in my fiat 500 at the weekend
>yes i drive a motorised fedora
*blocks your path*
>>77356924
calm :-)
>>77356911
>Ducati
Nice garage ornament, that.
OGGY OGGY OGGY
Where there is naivety on the question of military power, nothing whatsoever can be achieved. It is very difficult for the labouring people, who have been deceived and intimidated by the reactionary ruling classes for thousands of years, to awaken to the importance of having guns in their own hands. Now that Japanese imperialist oppression and the nation-wide resistance to it have pushed our labouring people into the arena of war, Communists should prove themselves the most politically conscious leaders in this war. Every Communist must grasp the truth, "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party. Yet, having guns, we can create Party organizations, as witness the powerful Party organizations which the Eighth Route Army has created in northern China. We can also create cadres, create schools, create culture, create mass movements. Everything in Yenan has been created by having guns. All things grow out of the barrel of a gun. According to the Marxist theory of the state, the army is the chief component of state power. Whoever wants to seize and retain state power must have a strong army. Some people ridicule us as advocates of the "omnipotence of war". Yes, we are advocates of the omnipotence of revolutionary war; that is good, not bad, it is Marxist. The guns of the Russian Communist Party created socialism. We shall create a democratic republic. Experience in the class struggle in the era of imperialism teaches us that it is only by the power of the gun that the working class and the labouring masses can defeat the armed bourgeoisie and landlords; in this sense we may say that only with guns can the whole world be transformed. We are advocates of the abolition of war, we do not want war; but war can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun.
>>77356961
We can go for a drink when you get here
>>77356961
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>77356970
Not yet decided on whether to like or dislike the modern trend of neon markings on police cars.