Are Muslims allowed to masturbate?

I dunno, but Satania is shit, just like her show

File: 1495582326297.jpg (283KB, 1254x1771px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 1254x1771px

Are Costa Ricans?

>>77350423
No, that's why "dude just blow yourself up and you will immediately get to bang 72 of your very own virgins" works so spectacularly well. Not only are they not allowed to masturbate, they are usually kept seperate from their own mothers / sisters and are told they are whores. They have little to no interaction with women at all. Young Muslims are a cum/dynamite filled powder keg waiting to explode all over our faces.

>>77350423
In the closet, so Allah doesn't see

File: 6bdc0ceb_13256806_143576486056750_1129195748_n.jpg (191KB, 1080x1349px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 1080x1349px

yes

File: Costa Rica.png (1MB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x720px

>>77350451
VERY rude

>>77350525
>cum filled powder keg waiting to explode all over our faces
h-hot

File: 1500257201572.jpg (189KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x720px

satania a shit

File: kh.jpg (54KB, 900x599px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 900x599px

>>77350423
lel ofc not

>>77350423
Depends which scholar you ask. Some say no, others say "if it prevents you from doing something worse" others say yes.

>>77350423
No, that's why they rape little boys and goats.

>>77350423
Its not explicity forbidden. People use a verse and it extend it to masturbation.

>>77350423
>allowed concubines
>not allowed to masturbate

this really gets the noggin joggin

File: 1455039024771.jpg (13KB, 252x276px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 252x276px

>>77350423
No, but we do it anyway.

>>77350886
Muslims, what's the reasoning behind this?

>>77350423
>>77350943
tbhdesu not even christians are allowed to masturbate

File: kama.webm (670KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

670KB, 960x540px

satania a shit

>>77350980
Why fap when you can choose whom to fuck?

File: 1495045288925.jpg (42KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x333px

all those weebs with shit taste
watching this kind of shit superficial anime

File: 38fa45b5a2fc7a4284aa1573e9e018f1.jpg (13KB, 236x316px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 236x316px

>>77351017
yes we are, we just are not allowed to do so when god tells us to impregnate our wives in stead
in other words foregoing reproduction in favor of masturbation is forbidden

>>77351153
Good anime makes bad memes.

>>77351170
>yes we are
say wut?
nigga are you using "Nulla poena sine lege" on this?

>>77351069
Interesting

>>77351256
still
some shit are very overrated while some masterpieces are very underrated

>>77351502
>some masterpieces
like what?

>>77351722
boku no pico

File: 1278963720557.jpg (11KB, 292x320px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 292x320px

>>77351771
sabe

File: VgwIVR7.jpg (8KB, 213x255px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 213x255px

>>77350423
>tfw my Muslim friend told me he was going to go masturbate after we texted

w-was he hinting something?

>>77351771
>tfw there will never be a dvd release

>>77351807
You need to report him to his parents because he might be gay.

>>77351807
Yes. A Turkish ruled Cyprus.

File: 1493513402552.png (29KB, 741x568px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 741x568px

>>77350423
Well if equal numbers of males and females are born and one guy gets 4 wives....then three guys will have to release the pressure and homosexuality is Haram....so masturbation must be halal.

>>77350525
Holy shit that explains why muslims are so violent

Now I understand why Varg and the NÅRTHEN BRATHAS want people to stop masturbating

>>77351874
Really makes you think......

>>77351017
>not even christians are allowed to masturbate
Technically we just aren't supposed to spill our seed on the ground while screwing. No woman no sin.

>>77351874
they also marry their sisters and cousins

>>77351848
He doesn't talk to his parents
>>77351855
He's Shia and doesn't really like Turkey

>>77351962
we're also told to "respect our bodies because they're our temples"
edging all the time isn't good for your prostate, and if it's not good = sin

then again you can just repent and confes---o wait you can't, you're not catholic masturb race

File: 1495590078065.gif (2MB, 537x537px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 537x537px

>>77351999
>sisters
Oh I fucking wish I can marry my little sister since it's not allowed in Islam.

>>77352134
middle easterners do it all the time, especialy Kurds

>>77352028
>edging all the time isn't good for your prostate, and if it's not good = sin
Blowing your load in a tissue isn't edging.

File: 1451506351332.webm (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

>>77351022
>No bandage shot

What the fuck?

File: 1406313271317.jpg (414KB, 1024x1229px) Image search: [Google]

414KB, 1024x1229px

No....but.

>>77352152
Probably from their pagan's influences since ancient Egypt religion and Zoroastrianism allowed incest after all.

>>77350554
>>77350648
>>77350679
>>77350943
>>77351153
>>77351502
>>77351771
>>77351848
>>77351950
>>77352134
Is eating pussy halal?

>>77352305
Canibalism is mental illness, anon.

File: 17991788_1618498098191096_697889379105788462_n.jpg (105KB, 532x539px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 532x539px

>>77352305
100%

>>77352391
speak for yourself broski

>>77352203
Sorry....

Dumb fucking anime posters.

File: polisi wanita.jpg (19KB, 199x300px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 199x300px

>>77352492
I want to be punished by her.

>>77352492
nice. she needs a cigarette in her hand though.

File: 11325253_1449592825347922_1422033014_n.jpg (59KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 1080x1080px

>>77352746
fukin degenerate

>>77352678
she looks wierd

>>77350980
encourages you to take a woman instead of staying a KHHV

>>77352305
no but sucking dick is
women are pigs eating pigs is haram

>>77354076
Why are Muslims so bitter?

>>77354076
is boipussy halal?

just back from /e/

>>77350561
fkn saved

>>77354362
Definitely not, but if you become an apostate, the rest of us have no such prohibitions.

File: 1500379830990.png (32KB, 255x230px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 255x230px

>>77350423
Depends, if it saves you from comitting bigger sin then yes.
I do it anyways doe

>>77355002
>doe
Kill yourself.

>>77352203
Western animation will NEVER get close to this