/brit/

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kay-on

was you now

yuzu

>>77350099
actual state of belfast

west sussex

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Got a bone for the doggo

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Are Katy

fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

love belfast
love the ira
hate non-whites
hate prods

>>77350158
rude

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there is literally nothing wrong with being from belfast

>>77350159
not really

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hmmm

>>77350127
I was (pronounced wuz)

funny how people say women were "very beautiful" after their death. What an utterly meaningless shallow compliment.

Kony 2012 was an obvious MK Ultra Op to see how effectively the youth could be mobilized against a random third world country

>>77350170
the state of prod murals lmao the fucking state

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>>77350159
>Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu)

What do you reckon Tim's favourite genre of pornography is lads?

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guess who doesnt have AIDS?

(its me!)

>>77350099
how are englishmen treated in ireland and vice versa?

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>Kony 2012 was an obvious MK Ultra Op to see how effectively the youth could be mobilized against a random third world country

doing a read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_use_of_the_swastika_in_the_early_20th_century

>>77350159
Noone cares greb

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anime

>>77350170
good post (words)
bad post (image)

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Bad day for Sean Wallace

>>77350187
I can definitely believe this

>>77350217
same, wanna bb? x

>>77350224
is that whitehaired person a boy?
if yes, what is the name of the anime?
if no, don't care

>>77350159
Fascist here. Fuck Islam.

>>77350217
Yay! Congratulations! :3

>>77350218
We are essentially identical so identically. Only the odd autist would get annoyed about past happenings. Maybe some mold banter but that's the same with any english speaking country

>>77350163
the one wearing a green suit looks literally like my dream girl. too bad i'll never ever have such gf ;_;

>>77350251
hes the main character of DanMachi

>>77350239
he's fucking shit

>>77350284
Fucking atrocious taste, have a word with yourself.

>>77350218
would gladly execute any brit that dares set foot on my dear island

Just paid 500 quid off my credit card lads

Who here /good goy/

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The crepes

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>>77350178
hm oh what's that?

Which country do you think is the next to collapse?

>>77350239
can't believe people actually rate the Dark Destroyer, he's clearly worse than all the other chasers

wish I'd stop surrounding myself with dumb people just so that I can feel and act like a god

>>77350342
america

just spent 120 pounds on 498 vintage postcards

reckon they'll last me the rest of my life so i think its a good investment

>>77350342
suriname

>>77350391
That isn't intelligent behaviour, you're as low as any common runt except you have the unattractive trait of false pride

>>77350391
/r/the_dennis

>>77350218
A brit would like to tell you that we all get along but the truth is if an Englishman walked into a pub round my parts things wouldnt end nicely for him

>>77350400
america is just going to turn into a squabbling ethnic spoils system, it's already getting that way

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>wish I'd stop surrounding myself with dumb people just so that I can feel and act like a god

>>77350099
whoever though northern irish was a good accent to rap with should probably consider suicide

>>77350438
Oooo Sorry mr Hard man

>>77350342
ukraine hopefully

>>77350425
>That isn't intelligent behaviour
I didn't say that it was, not that it matters since I hate how this sort of thing keeps happening
>you're as low as any common runt
err no
>false pride
no...

stop projecting

>>77350476
1 rouble has been deposited in your account

Dads back

>>77350331

>The virgin shoes

>>77350536
dads not coming for another hour
i still run and hug him

>>77350500
why do people always add a an o into ruble?

Any you lads going to SGP this year?

>>77350474
Just the plain and simple truth, its happened before

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r8 my doggo lads

>>77350556
mates are playing there

>>77350470
the accent's only good for talking like a farmer or talking like a hard cunt or also acting like a hard cunt but being such a pathetic runt that people can see it from a mile away

>>77350546
+150 roobells

beat up a dozen rorkes today

Are any of you lads going to Brighton Pride this year?

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>>77350564
What if I'm a Scot or Welsh???

>>77350424
just had an onahole wank to sex animes

>>77350546
the same reason people add an y to privyet

>>77350099
Sick of northern """""" irish""""" simple as

>>77350543
daddy <3

paddies please take the troubles larping to /eire/

>>77350620
I might... :3

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>>77350629

>>77350629
Scots and Welsh are always welcome (not the rangers supporters type of Scot, the Celtic kind)

>>77350638
but it's pronounced like that
ruble makes sense without it

Scots are better than other humans

>>77350657
mboko

>>77350657
majority of the uk wouldnt give a single fuck if NI became part of the republic. dont know why irish use NI as a foundation to hate brits. most people under 30 couldn't give less of a shit and have very little knowledge on it. they dont really contribute anything either, they just squeeze us for gib me dats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBhX1tYGBp4&list=RDDBhX1tYGBp4&index=22
can't stop listening to this song lads

big benis

>>77350696
nah it's not. only ignorant westerners say "privYYet"

big fan of the yuzu gimmick NGL

>>77350721
they would need to be human first in order for that to be true

>>77350753
the irish use the 700 that preceded NI to hate the brits, you silly cunt

>>77350630
is nothing sacred

English=Scottish>Welsh>>>Northern Irish>>>>Irish
How'd I do?

>>77350811
lowland scots are alright but not the rest

>>77350793
but the world loves Calvin Harris

>>77350811
perfect

>>77350792
>UNILAD Gaming

Can't imagine the level of runtiness you'd need to follow something like this, let alone comment on it.

Do all the unilad subs put the crying laughing emoji on all their posts?

>>77350792
quite a funny normie meme though ngl

>>77350792
Madman

>>77350811
Tell you what you New worlders are arse lickers second to none! stop LARPing as a white person you mutt

english > welsh > scots> irish > n. irish

>>77350804
well that makes even less sense since it was even longer ago and none of us were alive.

you silly cunt.

>>77350811
We Are All Different And Equal

>>77350811
You have it entirely backwards. So not very well at all.

Editor's note: "Northern Irish" doesn't exist

>>77350834
yes it's mandatory

>>77350811
very very badly english are only better than irish

>>77350811
>scots not the lowest of the low
did poorly m8

>>77350811
English>Welsh>>>Scottish=Northern Irish>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Irish

>>77350849
>the "englishman" doesn't care about his history or his ancestors
hello paki

>>77350896
Get your head checked you freak

Ngl the Scottish are a filthy people

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Post submissive girls

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Love ancient gay banter

>>77350904
paki paki paki

out out out

>>77350937
It's you that's Paki-tier you thick runt. Literal welfare drain living on my taxes.
Just fuck off and leave no one is stopping you

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>>77350839
Sorry but America has diminished my opinion of the irish

>>77350811
Scots are better than English

>>77350930
valerius, more like noncerius

>>77350896
I most certainly do care about history. But should I be held accountable for it? No, that's a bit ridiculous, isn't it? People are personally accountable for their own actions, not those of their friends or family, let alone their distant ancestors.

Literally nigger logic.

>>77350849
There are in every generation those who shrink from the ultimate sacrifice, but there are in every generation those who make it with joy and laughter, and these are the salt of the generations, the heroes who stand midway between God and men.

english:bottom of the pile, responsible for mass importation of refugees etc
welsh:the bottoms for england
scottish:mindlessly hate english
NI:masterrace that isn't controlled by the current culture, milks england for gibs and triggers the republic

>>77350930
based romans confirm traps arent gay

>>77350998
>mass importation of refugees
20,000 over 5 years?

>>77350930
So if I fuck a femboi I'm not gay?

>>77350975
hello mr ahmed

>>77350989
Did you try to undo the actions of your ancestors? Then you implicitly condone them. Therefore you are as guilty a party as the perpetrator themselves.

everyone that isn't english or welsh needs to be kicked out of the english isles

Glad that Northern Irish women are now permitted to come to the first world and get abortions, free of charge

never been to northern ireland but it looks to be about as civilised as romania or something

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The protestant population of NI have a siege mentality right now. Not only is their birth rate way behind that of the Catholic population and the demographics shifting in our favour, brexit has seen Irish families moving from border areas into traditionally protestant areas.

They should be afraid too, because they'll get stomped when Ulster is ours.

>>77351035
>Then you implicitly condone them.
this is wrong, cheers

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*puts on dinner*

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>>77351055
>english isles
fuck off saxon

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>>77351021
do these men look gay to you?

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>>77350792
tfw bipolar and sleep for days when down and then stay awake for days playing WoW when i'm up

>>77351077
Vile accent too
Need them out of business

>>77351021
you roman?

>>77350930
Weep, you girls! My penis now penetrates men's behinds! Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>77351078
this has been the narrative for decades now. notify me when it's not a pipe dream xx

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>tfw devon master race

>>77351078
>its a "backwards irishman still thinks religion matters" episode

>>77351100
The existence of Northern Ireland means you condone the actions of those who created it. You are as evil as every other brit that has ever lived.

>>77351078
Always get embarrassed when you start talking like you're one of us, mboko.

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keep paying your license fee goy

>>77351157
Demographics take time to shift, soon you'll be a minority because you little faggots cant muster the bollocks to go ride ur women, we will do it for yiz anyway :))

>>77351035
>Did you try to undo the actions of your ancestors?

Well, my ancestors were welsh, and I don't think they did much to anyone. But if they did, no, I haven't done a single thing to rectify it, and should I even know what they had done, I absolutely would not consider it my burder. That is literally some third world hocus pocus nigger logic, inherreting the sins of your ancestors and such.

you really do have to be some sort of low caliber mental runt to believe such utter nonsense.

>>77351184
It exists because you keep fucking voting for unionists you pigshit dense irish runt
Literally no one is holding you hostage

>>77351184
>The existence of Northern Ireland means you condone the actions of those who created it.
this is wrong. cheers! god bless you!

>>77351190
bit sexist there aren't many women there eh?

Think the northumbria/ scottish borders landscape is some of the best in the world if i'm honest

>>77351190
presenting is an easy job. fuck these cunt

except based andrew marr

>>77351214
*checks to see who created NI*
hmmmm

>>77351208
>I would not consider it my duty to right a wrong
Then you don't believe the wrong to be a wrong. Thus condoning it. You are an evil human.

Why do we not have serial killers as often as yanks lads?

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selfie in america

>>77351184
>You are as evil as every other brit that has ever lived.

what a pathetic little spastic runtoid you are. bitter little cretin, i bet you never leave the house. state of you. imagine the amount of energy you must consume literally just hating the current generation of english people for shit happened before they and you were alive. what a tragic excuse for an existence.

>>77351198
good thing catholics still dont want reunification and neither does the republic then eh?

>>77351238
Evil creature.

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>>77351260
God knows what else plagues those Yank freaks but this is an insight

>>77351184
biggest runt in the thread

the eternally arseravaged northern irish shit up yet another thread

>>77351260
because yanks are uncivilised sub humans

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Virginity Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Talk To Some Girls Like Nigga Just Get A GF Haha.

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>>77351275
what's that bulge down there

>>77351280
>>77351308
That one got you really riled up, eh lads?

nornchimps and their stone age tier politics hold the government hostage in this country
god fucking help us

>>77351334
You're a fucking dreadful poster you spasticated infantile manchild.

>Le mboko meme

sad again lol

why do we even speak about Norn here? can't we just agree that it's been lost to religious extremists and offload it to roi

>>77351307
But most yank serial killers existed before 1988.

>>77350170
Hate these spooky murals, I reckon they would give all the wee lads nightmares

>>77351354
giv 1 billion england:^)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igZ_Ie9U1aQ

>>77351371
dont give a shit fuck off you dickhead

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>tfw too intelligent to desire sex

>>77351373
mind if i save this?

Reminder that the autists who squeal about leftypol every night are literally paid Russian astroturfers

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>>77351373

>YOU ARE IRRELEVANT
>YOU ARE MONKEYS
>YOU ARE SUBHUMAN
>YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO US
>*holds your government hostage*
heh naffin persnil

>A HEAVILY pregnant woman has had acid thrown over her baby bump while her partner suffered injuries to his face in a horrific East London attack.

part and parcel

>>77351367
>religious extremists
I assume the irony is lost on you, your mainland is ravaged by islam.

>>77351412
the absolute state of london

>>77351401
There's Putinbots on this board but they don't generally post under our flag.

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>paid Russian astroturfers

>>77351367
>lost to religious extremists
when wasn't it

>>77351251
>I would not consider it my duty to right a wrong

there are lots of things i believe to be wrong, many of them are more pressing in the present day to things that happened 700 years ago that were literally no responsibility of my own. what exactly would you have me do? go to northern ireland and convince all the northern irish people who wish to stay part of the united kingdom to change their minds?

bit unrealistic isn't it. therfore sort of shattering the foundation for your hatred of the english. what a fucking hapless little melt you are.

>>77351363
I just want you to know that I'm the one who invented the mboko gimmick and I'm the reason nothing you ever post in this general gets taken seriously anymore.

Mboko.

>>77351307
Fake news

>>77351412
The London Experience

Very interesting how the leftypol brigade reacts to any mention of norn. It does trigger them quite.

>>77351412
>>77351433
>>77351467
bellowing

>>77351364
just smile dude lmao

>>77351432
don't you lads have vigilante mobs that cruise around hanging and kneecapping people who don't follow the word of christ? as in, literally, unironically, this happens

>>77351453
>there are more pressing wrongs here in little old wales than the freedom of an entire group of people
Fascinating insight into the mind of a brit.

>>77351334
you're a complete mongoloid. literally fucked in the head and you will die alone. bitter and angry haha

>>77351412
Jesus

>>77351412
What the fuck? what kind of freak throws a corrosive chemical over a womans unborn fetus with the intent of harming it before its even had a chance at life. Thats sick.

>>77351454
Okay, nice to see you hold yourself and your autistic fantasies with such gravity. Did everyone here not just tell you to fuck aff?

>>77350282

We aren't though?

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>Very interesting how the leftypol brigade reacts to any mention of norn. It does trigger them quite.

>leafs
FOY

dark souls 3 is the best in the series and emma stone looks like a frog

>Norn is a religious PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT LITERAL MONKEYS
*gets acid thrown in face in capital city*
*stumbles into a religion of peace bomb*

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>>77351493
>haha
y r u angry?

>>77351469
it's an illegitimate shithole full of mongs

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just bought about 600 antique postcards
went into the shop and just said "I'll buy it all thanks" and that.

Cost me a bit over £100, reckon its a sound investment for a lifetime supply of cards

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>>77351358

>>77351520
pathetic manchild

blaming austerity for my 'tism

>>77351482
it's organised crime related, not religion

>>77351482
literally, unironically, no. They kneecap drug dealers, rapists, paedos and joyriders. Nobody ever gets hanged.

>>77351507
calm down mboko

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>>77351526
screaming

>>77351515
I'm here to talk about my culture and heritage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NSepq6j7oU

business idea: invest fat gf with good taste in vidya and put her on a treadmill so she appreciates in value

>>77351520
want to put my willy in that frog

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>>77351515

rorke: london is shite
'sheed: norn ireland is shite
radcen (genios): both are shite

>>77351489
they have freedom. they have the absolute freedom to leave the union. they don't want to. what do you want me, personally, to do about it?

desu, i would consider my local asda being closed on a bank holiday a more pressing problem to address than the will of the people of northern ireland.

>troublesposting
might actually be worse than yank hours

>>77351561
>>77351566
>it's organised crime related
but don't these criminals have specific religious and sectarian identities? so sad to see a part of our country gripped by extremists like that

>>77351522
phew that was a close one lad you almost lost your life there to religious extremism but luckily it barely exists here in london so you survi--*watches you get run over by a religion of peace truck*

ah fer fuck sake

>>77351574
when she loses that weight and gets confidence and attention from other men she will say bye to you

>>77351401
fuck off leftypol

>>77351589
i'm v left wing and hate both

>>77351526
What's your salary?

>>77351526
post the bottom left one

business idea: invest fat gf with good taste in vidya and put her on a bed so she appreciates in value

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>you don't think i look like an amphibian, do you anon?

>>77351591
You literally do not understand what freedom means. Not particularly surprising, coming from a brit, but still.

>>77351598
Again, literally, unironically no. The father of Irish Republicanism as a whole was Protestant, for example.

>literal christian sharia patrols supported by half the local populace
jesus christ is norn worth saving, those people are animals

>>77351524
i'm literally not. what do i have to be angry about? that some autistic runt in belfast who never goes out doesn't like me?

you're clearly constantly angry about what some english people did hundreds of years ago. must be exhausting.

>>77351460
>She picks up a chess piece in Stannis's old war room and quips to Tyrion "shall we begin?"

If that really happened this show is beyond saving

>>77351612
am NEET

>>77351626
sorry i just put them away and my feet hurt so i dont want to walk to the cupboard again right now

>>77351606
im neither fat nor ugly so i doubt it
girls with good vidya taste are just too rare to pass up the fatties

>>77351664
tell me how northern ireland is not free. tell me how you want me personally to free it.

>>77351667
'sheed

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>>77351686
why do your feet hurt

>>77351682
emilia clarke is an awful actor and daenerys is a shit character this is nothing new

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i want to kill myself

Does he have, tattooed on his bottom, the words 'Jesus is coming, look busy?'

>>77351733
been out walking all day and my shoes are 6 years old and so thinsoled its basically the same as just walking barefoot

>>77351571
never seen so many white people at one time in toronto
need them out of business

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might do a poo in a bit
spoiled myself with some 3-ply toilet paper haha

my pet rorke is hungry

what shall i feed him?

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DAILY REMINDER

>>77351716
I didn't say you need to personally free it. I told you that you should work to free it. As for its lack of freedom, see the flag above my post.

>>77351681
you're swearing a lot and throwing out a lot of insults for someone that isn't angry lad. calm down.

just bummed my mate again to make sure i'm not gay. i came so hard in his arse but it's just not for me desu.

Just pozzed some leftypol arses after they came crawling to me begging

>>77351775
i got hemorrhoids and doing a poo feels like getting assfucked with a knife

damn you for being able to enjoy pooping

>>77351788
We get it lad you suffer from chronic autism

>more than 1/5 of the posts in this thread are replying directly to me
>countless more replying to me without quoting my post
I am levels above all of you.

>>77351795
Have you ever let him bum you? I like to switch it up every month to make 100% sure I'm not a bender.

not very photogenic
how do I take a good pic?

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Notice how he doesn't mention his height but says his gf has to be less than 5 foot 6

Methinks this man is a 5 foot 6 manlet

>>77351849
Just take a bad photo, post it here, and /brit/ will photoshop you pretty.

>>77351828
*tries making clicking noises iwth my tongue to see if mboko understands that better*

so this isnt the last season

Ran 5k for the first time in ages since im off the fags a week now, fuck it was brutal

>>77351865
ok will do

can't imagine living in a place like london that's constantly flooded with tourists and foreigners

>>77351849
dont point the camera at you

>>77351861
>that's white in america
state of that place

>>77351861
>anthropological subrace

the absolute state

>>77351861
Ah yes, the "American" phenotype

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>methinks

how do you tell the difference between a paki and a poojeet

>>77351861
looks like an arab or a wop

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using microsoft edge

>>77351881
you africans and your running, eh?

>>77351928
pajeets don't blow up buses

>>77351861
ahahah what the FUCK do those words mean

>Broadcaster Jane Garvey brands Radio 2 ‘extraordinarily male and entirely pale'

White men = shit

>>77351883
state of this hellhole

>>77351849
of your face?

Um.
natural diffuse lighting (i.e: from a window)
angle your head slightly to one side so the light isn't coming from head on
maybe slightly squint your eyes a TINY bit
make sure the camera isn't tilted or it will skew the image
practice and experiment to find which angles and poses work for you

try taking like 25 pictures, and then deleting them all except the best 2 or 3 every few days. you'll get the hang of it.

its a skill, it requires practice
took me a while to get good at it myself, but now (if i do say so myself) im pretty good at it

>>77351949
i meant if you were to just look at a south asian lad on the street

>>77351935
No he looks northern italian or from britany.

>>77351788
but it's already free. what work would you have me do exactly? the people there want to stay by a large majority. there's literally nothing I, or anyone else in England could do about that. The government could force NI to succeed to the republic, and how do you think that would go down? It is what it is, and it is a result of things that happened a long time ago that were out of the current generations control. So mindlessly hating the English is completely redundant. And hating anyone is energy consuming. Maybe you should lighten the fuck up and go outside

>>77351937
more like microsoft edgy

>>77351928
same thing, despite what pajeet might try to tell you

>>77351861
ask him when'sa your dolmio day

I am an Irish supremacist (couldn't type this with a straight face)

>>77351941
You're funny :/

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>>77351973
>but it's already free
*checks my flag*
oops, seems you're still wrong

Stop specifying "English" by the way. You're a sheepshagger and I hate you too.

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>>77351970
Indian: brown person who is otherwise normal
Paki: brown person wearing muslim skirt and hat and is part of a gang mugging people or plotting to blow something up. Also really ugly from being inbred

>>77351997
fcuk off freak

>>77351883
pretty runty. people should be allowed to smoke if they want, prices shouldn't be artificially inflated to discourage something when there are already plenty of protections in place for non-smokers.

might as well ban alcohol while you're at it, oh wait i'm sure almost everyone who voted for this shit drinks alcohol so can't have that can we

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>>77351978
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>77352034
you sound biased

>>77350164
Excellent post.
I support this post.

>>77351979
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Consolidatory new thread.

>ate a mcdonalds for lunch and a pizza for dinner

im a piece of shit

>>77355070
>oats for breakfast, nuts for lunch, tomato salad and vegetable soup for dinner

feels fresh and vital