Why are they so perfect

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>tfw Dutch people will never colonise France again

>>77343834
Because, my dear boy Wellington, we are the two faces of the same and highest civilisation men ever created.

You are the imperial, contractualist and pragmatic side, we are the revolutionary, jusnaturalist and idealist one.

You drink tea, we drink wine.

Yet we are on the verge of falling.

>>77343982
GET THAT ANGLO COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WE CAN'T HEAR YOU

>>77344078
>pass user

wew

>>77344078
He's right

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>>77343834
Joking aside.

I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, along with box for 7 years, I think I could.

As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1.87m for 86kg.

The speed I'm granted is mad, and so are my reflexes. I'd just have to wait for him to rush towards me and throw good punches right at his head. I'd not let him go, any mistake and the gorilla's done for. There'll always be virgins here thinking that it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower to begin with, my friends. And secondly, you're not gonna do anything with the cowardly-shaped bodies you've got.

Any barely trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With bare hands, it's not necessarily more complicated, all it requires is technique.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7BtusMJPbw

>>77344078
Tu donnes, j'imagine, à voir ici toute l'étendue des capacités drolatiques dont dispose l'employé de sous-préfecture moyen.
Ce siècle nous fera connaître de nouveaux abysses dans la pusillanimité des cuistres.

>>77344247
>webm
Is Europe ever going to do anything about this?

Yeah I know America is already fucked

>>77344247
Rather curious post

>>77344247
Est-ce ce que c'est actuellement la France??

>>77344435
Hélas.

>>77344247
lmao faggot tried to fucking kill the other nigger at the end

>>77344328
dubs say no>>77344522

>>77344466
Quelle ville?
Au fait, dubs agréables

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>>77343834
>you'll never live in Strasbourg

>>77344701
I bet you'd like that, Straussberg

>>77344699
La ville sur le webm?

Aucune idée.

What's wrong with the French? They seem to be the most degenerate in all of Western Europe. What happened? Were they always like this? I just read this evening that paternity tests are illegal. What?

[spoiler]I still like them desu. All the ones I've met anyway[/spoiler]

>>77344797
they were always this way

>>77344797
Oops this board doesn't have spoilers. I look foolish

>>77344797
>were they always like this

No.

Revolution destroyed France.

>>77344797
Rural French are absolutely based but the ones in big cities are despicable (so basically like everywhere in the West)

>>77344797
goes back to ancient times
did you know that Louis X, Philip V and Charles IV were all publicly cucked by their wives? Their father Philip IV had to execute their wives to stop the cucking

absolute degenerate disgusting people

>>77344701
You spell it wrong, it's called Straßburgi...

>>77344809
>the eternal anglo lying

Why am I not surprised

>>77344843
lol what board are you from

the french have always treated us better than our friends so I like them a lot

>>77344797
>Were they always like this?
yes

>>77344865
Nice cherrypicking, an*lo

>>77344797
>I just read this evening that paternity tests are illegal

Family is the basic social unit
The sturdiness of family links is more important than your narcissistic fetishes about "cuckoldry"

We live in a country where laws are, not yet, made by and for insecure faggots.

>>77344907
t. Philip V

>>77344912
>We live in a country where laws are, not yet, made by and for insecure faggots.


What about Loi Gayssot?

>>77344904
Wrong.

>>77344894
mostly /tv/, /vg/ if I'm into a game

I lurk here fairly often but rarely post, usually about history. Was in /tv/ mode still

>>77344912
>We live in a country where laws are, not yet, made by and for insecure faggots.
lmao I bet this is how the Swedes justify having laws that make it illegal to report criminal race and racial demographics

Oh wait, doesn't France also have such laws?

So secure!

>>77344947
What about it?
Some minority managed to sanctify its whining into a law?
And?

>>77345005
Blame the commies and the eternal liberals, not us.

>>77344873
I am no Germanboo, I'll leave that to you.

>>77344078
>dit-il en langue anglaise

>>77345034
Some insecure communist subhumans said fuck off to our liberties in order to satisfy jews and other insecure minorities

>>77345034
Basically you're right, your laws aren't made to protect insecure faggots (Frenchman), only to protect insecure minorities.

But you're French so you're okay with that

>>77344435
Yes It's nice.

>>77344247
JVCposters OUT REEEE

>>77344912
>doesn't value the right of a man to ensure his money and effort is directed towards securing his own genetic legacy and not some random guy's
>French women are such whores that allowing such a basic right would cause unbearable social strife
Wow.

>>77345123
Not all frenchies are insecure faggots, John Cena.

We also suffer from the faggotry of the liberals, don't forget it.

>>77345317
>tfw ill never be John Cena

>>77345296
There's nothing wrong with you paying to raise my children, tbqh.

>>77345296
>genetic legacy

Wow, your cuckoldry knows no bounds

>>77345353
>tfw I'll never be André the giant

>>77345379
Oh I get it. lol. If everyone's a degenerate, no one is

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>>77345415
>youll never ever impregnate his gorgeous daughter so your children have superior Goliath genes

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>>77345191
I found this on /gif/.

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>>77345506
s-she's scary

Stephanie was a cute

>>77345397
>implying anything other than passing on your genes matters
If you don't you're a failure in the most profound way possible, as an organism. And if you have good genes you're doing the human species a disservice

>>77345595
But if you're white, that's a patriarchal and bigoted way of thinking :^)

>>77344701

Why are you posting Strasbourg in a France thread? Come to /deutsch/

>>77343834
Retard

>>77344078
>pass user

>>77345065
>dit-il en langue anglaise
>dit-il

I thought that inversion happened only when you ask questions.
It should be il dit", shouldn't it?

>>77347182
That inversion also happens when you want to describe something someone said. Right after a quote.
It's very common in novels

Example:
>"No", he answered
Becomes
>"Non", répondit-il"

Hope you understood

>>77347695
>Hope you understood
Je comprend, merci

>>77343982
what a terrible post

>>77344247
jvc out please

>>77347182
It's called "proposition incise". In written form, when quoting somebody or reporting on their words, you can invert the subject and the verb. Here's a few examples:
>« Mais, madame, |demanda Charlotte|, de quelle façon une Italienne est-elle jalouse ? »,
>« Oui, tout serait dit », |s'écria Caderousse|.
It's primarily used in fiction and press.

>>77343834
I hate ouiaboos

>>77344797
pretty sure you fag went to Paris

>>77344078
rich kid is speaking

>>77348140
I'm Francopihlic

>>77349154
More like francophallic aka gay xD

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hi, is this the daily ouiaboo thread ? :D

>>77345595
Organisms have no purpose
Read Darwin