Leftypol's inability to produce an argument edition
first
ahtic moonkeys
alri thailad
>>77336192
what do people see in this l ron hubbard tier loon
'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.
Why doesn't Gary Lineker donate his BBC wages to the refugees?
i luv u
>>77336223
dont get the english remark.
>>77336221
Not an argument.
>>77336207
how were the lads you encountered during your time in Sydney?
>>77336237
chucks fuck and suck
>>77336218
>>77336237
amish call non-amish the "english
>>77336263
why
>be me
>look more attractive with age, solid 7/10 now
>people told me I was ugly my whole life so I refuse to believe compliments now, same people are lusting over me
please end it
>>77336267
>>77336267
Subscribing
>>77336272
because a long time ago they were some weird kind of kraut and only spoke their hunnic brogue to each other and didn't interact with the english americans
>>77336252
Was in Sydney for a couple days but they where alri
I was based in Melbourne and its full of daddies money cunts and lightweights who think they are hard
despise poker and those whomst play it
>>77336283
Nice one thailad, knew you'd be up for the crack.
>>77336291
i was just about to say something like this. report this bot.
>>77336304
Not a bot. Just trying to inject a bit of competitive fun into /brit/ you miserable cunt.
>>77336290
>based in Melbourne
grim
>>77336295
*craic
I WANT AN ANGLO BOYFRIEND NOW, CUTE AND TALL, STRONG AND CUTE
ANGLO BF PLEASE BE GRANTED BY DUBS
can we have a pool dad
can we have a pool dad
can we have a pool dad
good morning x
>>77336267
*tips see through hat*
>>77336295
can't see this working t?bh but deal me in
>>77336331
Food was nice i'll give it that
Fuck you and your "schooners" have a pint or fuck off
>>77336332
I started writing like that, Googled it and it said "variant spelling of crack." So I went with crack like a mong.
>>77336327
there's always some resilient cancer that refuses to die on every board whether it be Risk threads or roll threads or porn threads that need to be nipped in the bud. i shant be seeing this bud grow into some loathsome poker general.
roger fedora
>sorry day isn't for another six months
>>77336141
kids who used to get bullied at school literally ran and moved like this
love sesame oil
can't sleep lads :/
>>77336360
Smelly dumb Anglo scum
>>77336392
you shouldn't be trying to sleep at 10am really
designing a script that autofoys all yanks
>>77336401
had work
love bio oil
THIS THREAD'S /brit/poker PLAYERS ("BP" in the name field):
1. >>77336267
36267: one pair (6s)
2. >>77336283
36283: one pair (3s)
3. >>77336286
36286: two pair (6s and 3s)
4. >>77336328
36328: one pair (3s)
5. >>77336345
36345: one pair (3s)
>>77336286 WIN
>>77336286 WIN
>>77336286 WIN
>>77336286 WIN
That concludes /brit/poker for this thread.
>>77336390
You can't run like that and not be bullied
>throw off some insult to a JF
>close the thread and never look at it again so he can't get a dig in
it's like the old battle.net mentality
>>77336412
librarian?
>>77336421
*tips table*
>old battle.net
battle.net isn't old you underage rat
>>77336361
Those are their own threads. This is about 7-10 posts in a 300+ post general, plus 4-5 posts whining about it.
Get a grip you big fanny.
>>77336421
ummm mine were a flush
ballin like laden
>>77336428
cash driver for g4s
>>77336440
alri grandpa
>STILL won't say "the king is a bender"
fucking SCREECHING, little nonce if fucking TERRIFIED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxzdo8FfrW0&feature=youtu.be
>>77336442
*flushes your cards down the toilet*
How's THAT for a flush?
Not bantering here. Will someone redpill me on Brexit. What is the point of the referendum and clear vote to leave by the masses if it is still being questioned? Is this a hole in the British democratic process.
walk in the mall like fuck it
i buy everything i wanted
cause i remember when i couldnt
>>77336421
that's 6 digits not 5 you mong
>>77336471
would have thought a yank of all people would understand the concept of sovereignty.
>>77336471
someone accidentally gave plebs the vote and now we have to very slowly explain to them why it will be worse if we leave
>>77336471
Referendums are disliked by pretty much everyone
*votes*
OIIIIIII!
fill me in
>>77336480
What are you on about? 5 players, last 5 digits of each post... Can't see a problem.
>>77336466
absolutely uncalled for
Hate Asia and hate Asians
>>77336502
Too late mate, sorry, /brit/poker is finished for this thread. I should probably link the results to the initial post so newcomers can see it's over.
everyone is entitled to their opinion but not all opinions are equally valid
>>77336511
post 3 is one pair not two (6).
just popping in lads
hope me noseberg doesn't catch me
Hate Thailad and hate Thaidad
>>77336537
that's like, your opinion dude
surely the post numbers just mean everyone gets pairs all the time, especially if you post as quick as possible
>>77336539
he's right you know..
meanwhile I still maintain mine were suited before they were flushed down the toilet.
>>77336494
>plebs
ah yes
every remainer is suddenly Tarquin Sixtus Esquire III and not a runty dead-middle class welp
whomst
>>77336516
call the king a bender nonce
I wish girls posted here
>>77336539
Haha, oh shit, you're right. Knew I'd fuck this up sooner or later.
That Anon still won (pair of 6s, 8 high) but the calculation was wrong. Thanks for spotting it.
>>77336571
Are you still here? Do me a favour lad..
>>77336573
They do, they make terrible posts
>>77336573
i'm a girl
>>77336573
ummmm xxx
>>77336493
We do. But if the vote was to leave what is all this bullshit about going over it again. Seems fucked up to withhold from the people what they clearly said they wanted alre
>>77336552
That's why there's a bit of skill involved. You can wait until the post numbers give you the best chance for a good hand before posting your entry. Wait too long and you'll miss your chance though. Only 5 players per game, 1 game per thread.
Who goes there!?
>>77336573
sara and aisha browse and/or post here. sara made her twitter private literally minutes after someone started posting her suicidal tweets here.
another day of waging over
>>77336611
It's not as easy as just having a referendum and then doing whatever comes out without breaking the government. That's why no one likes referendums
>>77336584
no you do ME a favor you fucking wimp, call the king a bender, or fuck off back the 'ddit
>>77336359
not an alcoholic so i don't know the difference x
Love referendums
Love pints
Hate the EU
Simple as.
why does phimo hate thailad
>>77336630
do you work for an evil genius?
>>77336655
>sam hyde
>nu-male
What?
>>77336661
his name is "thainonce"; don't enable noncing.
>>77336630
you the marine engineer?
lmao lads did you knew that the so-called neutral switzerland actually loaned their railways to nazi germany
>>77336630
Australian Batman?
>>77336663
bit antisemitic mate
$8 for a packet of soup
>>77336633
Just seems like it was decided to leave and now the government is like...a...are you sure.
lmao lads did you knew that the so-called powerful france actually loaned their entire country to nazi germany
george bush and bill clinton laughing and nudging one another
might post a picture of paedo Mo in mena. thoughts?
could power a small village for a week with the amount of gas coming out of my arse today lads
>>77336706
nah only half
>>77336699
Because half the government are europhiles
>>77336706
you mean the 3rd reich or the 4th?
>>77336699
nothing was decided except for giving up freedom of movement
we didn't vote on options, just a general direction. Now we've got an entire government that thinks (knows) it's a shit idea trying to somehow save face but not actually change things that much
>>77336720
Wrong
F E E T
E
E
T
>>77336719
Farty boy :)
>>77336739
there was no nazi army in the vichy half of the country
>>77336746
>aussies want to put this in a sandwich
>>77336746
thumbnail of this was VERY worrying
got my 9 on me bitch rondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
don't mind northern irish people but you can't deny it's one of the grimmest places in the developed world
Hate the english
>>77336802
>northern irish
No such thing
>>77336681
just started as a project manager
>>77336820
you know, the one mentioned at the end of our full country name
>>77336630
this looks like the interior of the La Brea Tar pits
>>77336839
You one created by a foreign state to serve their interests instead of created naturally by the natives of the region? Hmm doesn't sound like a real country to me
what if swedes are the only ones who aren't pussies
New thread when?!
>>77336856
>natives
Irish are iberian invaders
>>77336856
dumb bog trotter
Made a post i regret making yesterday.
Increase the peace lads dont do anything violent alright ever
:(
funny isnt it; in the early modern, renaissance and medieval periods the french were viewed as a warlike people and completely reckless in their bravery
now theyre thought of as white flag wavers and nothing more; WW2 erased a national image/stereotype that had existed for around a thousand years
Sad!
>>77336862
>>77336863
t. Feminine little Saxons
>haven't been paying attention to Warhammer 40k in a while
>check up on some stuff recently
>aparently Girlyman woke up and is taking back the Imperium, the Eldar God was reborn, Cadia exploded, and the Eye of Terror is expanding rapidly
woah, wonder why they decided to move the plot forward
Churchill was a dumb faggot that should've been gassed in WW1, fight me
>>77336866
sounds like the thought police came around
>>77336879
nerd
dropping a couple of kg for banter lads, makes me realise how fucking lazy and spastic fat people are
>tfw british but identify as irish
i am nationfluid transnational pancitizen
>>77336880
He fought in the trenches so he might have been
>>77336880
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>77336879
sounds like they're gona end it soon and replace it with something shittier like they did with fantasy
>>77336879
haha mental - what level was the space marine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A
>>77336879
*gives you a wedgie*
>>77336879
New edition just came out
eyes are closing
night
NEET and waste every single day rip me
>>77336880
kmt how can man say man weren't gassed
rah bruv, me breddah Churchill was a baaaaare gassed yout yannah?
>>77336895
>>77336896
>Dude, Stalin's like a totally awesome guy, fuck the Poles 2bh
>OH WOW, STALIN ANNEXED EASTERN EUROPE, WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?!?!?
>>77336868
Germans were always seen as barbaric savages too, now they're viewing as near superhuman in their organisation and work ethic
12 hours until I have to wake up and toil starts all over again
>>77336929
fuck off boring politics mong
>>77336929
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@929
asdfg
>>77336944
Churchill was a dumb faggot that failed at the only thing he was elected for (preserving the Empire), fuck off cunt
The Irish were always scene as dumb, violent savages. Now people think of them as friendly, charming IT wizards
Mad innit
>>77336958
*thinks of notable Australian PMs*
*comes up with nothing*
>>77336913
must have been a depressing time to be a German. utterly humiliated and castrated. No wonder they're all ubercucks today; all the actual men died leaving only the betas to pass on their pathetic genes.
>wen u give stalin the succ and he annexes half of europe
>>77336958
Why do you Australians hate Churchill so much?
>>77336937
that kind of happened on their own accord particularly with this guy called Hitler who you can find on any search engine
I'm so lonely and desperate for a bf lol
>>77336958
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>77336896
I thought we were your one and only yanks.
>>77336985
thought it was easy for benders to find partners.
Brucey Big Bollocks thinks he can run a country during a world war better than Churchill
wouldn't trust you to run a bath you odious little spastic
Had a prozzie over yesterday but she refused to shag because of the state of my floor
Can't believe this keeps happening
>wen u witness the collapse of the empire that you were ostensibly elected to preserve
>order some thick aussie gets to charge a fucking vertical cliff face
>they a c t u a l l y do it
>>77336976
bit feisty tonight josie
>>77337009
>>77337025
Been diagnosed with a chronic disease
Probs going to live with a lot of pain for the rest of my life
>>77337046
probably brought it on yourself
is josie short for josephine or josiane
>Been diagnosed with a chronic disease
>>77337046
must run in the family, 9 months before you were born they said your mum's gonna have a pain in her neck for the next ~18 years
>get home
>play one game of pubg
>get so tense when I got shot at that I strain my left arm
Ah yes
>>77337061
hmm...
checking out the guest list
bit short on totty
>>77337067
did a giggle
>>77337069
>>77337046
shit happens m8, doctors reckon i have some genetic disease that worsens with time and starts with joint hypermobility and ends in extremely easily dislocated joints and very early onset osteoarthritis
sack up
morning cregg
fuck kiwis, polacks, stalin, prisoners of the motherland and churchill
>>77336830
ahh, so this is the power of nepotism
>>77337101
check your meer sweatie x
>>77337110
not related to or friends with anyone in the company you polyp
>come on anon, it's pirate night!
>>77337106
t. Reginald Thistlebottom, proud Aussie (that will never revoke his UK citizenship, what am I nuts?)
>>77337101
howdy gram!
Prefer 60fps 1080p to 30fps 4K simple as
>>77337131
hmm, explain how you became a "project manager" then
>>77337135
um sweetie, I'm a privateer, k? :) x
Made an edgy post yesterday
Feeling bad about it
>no genetic diseases
>no allergies
>excellent health
>high intelligence
>high strength
>also a manlet at 5'7
ah yes
>>77337172
what happened lad?
what was Britian like before the pakis?
>>77337170
maybe he's done it before at a different company you gimp
>>77337170
applied for the job, went for an interview then got hired
>>77337183
don't reply to me nonce
>what was Britian like before the pakis?
>>77337183
Made an edgy post
And regret having posted it
Nothing happened nothing probably will. But i feel like i shouldnt have
>>77337137
i have kiwi and royal family blood on my hands
>>high intelligence
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/pigs-head-left-outside-school-for-muslim-children-in-brisbanes-south-20170719-gxe5gb.html
>>77337198
What role were you in beforehand?
>>77337210
in /brit/?
>>77337197
nah was working in a call centre 2 weeks ago
>>77337172
I sometimes say "ni**er' or 'p*ki' to fit in and I always regret it
>>77337225
ahhh yes, the southside
>>77337232
Yes
>>77337237
so you went from a call centre job to a project management position? that's bretty good mate, who's it for?
>>77337237
Presumably you have some kind of related education of course
shan't ever be using the n word
>>77337244
I made a stupid joke that i shouldnt have
Really regret it. Hate having to worry about whether things might come back to bite me
nigger or paki?
and i gotta thank jesus too
>>77337237
you're full of shite and i dislike it a lot
Had three cups of coffee and am about to dabble in some amphetamine too
>>77337254
Absolutely smashed your dad's arsehole last night, the gay bastard
Us girls haha x
>>77337254
prefer not to say
if I'm good at my job I could be earning close to 100k in a year though
>>77337268
have an arts degree
>>77337237
you must have one hell of a handshake and piercing eye contact
wish I had your natural gumption
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6bjFjbCYt4
god tim's such an insane idiot
>>77337300
What kind of shitty company hires an arts student out of a call centre job into a project management position?
Seconding
>>77337309
>>77337298
lool!
>>77337298
any woman that doesn't want kids is mentally ill
>>77337300
how do you expect to manage a project with no education or experience? I'd be afraid of fucking it all up and getting fired if I were you mate.
whats the first paid job you lads did
>>77337338
men don't want to breed with me
>>77337319
I haven't watched a Tim in a couple of weeks.
He seems aggravated
>>77337350
Worked the front counter and drivethru at maccas didn't I
im here for the 100k job interview
>>77337338
...or considerate if they know they're incapable of raising a child.
>>77337300
>prefer not to say
>if I'm good at my job I could be earning close to 100k in a year though
what a bizarre turn of events
how did you convince them that you could manage a project like this?
>>77337350
hahaha... hmm
>>77337350
never had a job
>>77337350
delivering leaflets
this is pure racism
>>77337319
Why is Tim always so bloody insistent on showing the date every time
>>77337370
>incapable of raising a child
mentally ill
>>77337350
Rent boy
Hate that hiro blocked vpns
>>77337364
literally the image I was about to post
>>77337350
haven't had one
t. lad who fucked his entire life up by the ripe age of 19
>>77337396
He blocked [some] ISPs here entirely
>>77337386
he's a targeted individual, the pc hacks and the guys at sainsburys proves it
chatting to the gf again
might go find a job today
but probably won't
>>77337401
move your arse out of the basement and go to a building site
really need to willy a posh bender
>>77337386
He acts as if he's collecting evidence, that's part of it.
>>77337384
[mass shooter music starts playing]
help, they're gangstalking me
>>77337386
he's mentally ill and has OCD
>>77337384
Is it called burger style because it looks shit?
tim has a more patrician brain than all of us
>>77337414
Might to leave this site for an alternative
was applying for jobs for months
didn't just fall into this role lads
>an alternative
>>77337439
i actually tried this once and i got fucked about for hours until i gave up
>>77337473
then you're faced with either cripplechan or reddit.
>>77337481
you're so unequipped for the job it's not even funny though, why would they ever pick YOU over a more qualified candidate? baffling.
>>77337481
One for which you seem to have no relevant experience or education.
Maybe you're a good people person and you'll just manage the hell out of everyone, who knows.
>>77337481
>be unemployed for X amount of time
>employers disregard you
ahh yes but it's my fault for being "lazy" despite applying for lots of jobs?
>>77337508
>>77337510
they're training me
>>77337497
i did this when i was 16, 17 during the summer and got paid alright money for what i needed back then only i had no contract and was paid in cash but they were honest and good lads
received three "good job" emails back on my latest chart
>>77337484
>thinkle mon
>bbc still trying to peddle this idea that the grenfell tower disaster was social and ethnic cleansing.
>>77337439
Applied for a job at a carwash, was told to see him on saturday the following week. I showed up and he wasn't there so I just went back home.
Applied for a job at woolworths, got fucked about for a couple of weeks and just gave up with it because it seemed like I wasn't going to get the job.
By the way lads, the post below me is trips
>>77337506
Kc too
Does infinity have traffiv
>>77337537
i'm a little fannypained even now i won't lie, i was totally up for it and would've worked hard but the guy i was meant to interview just played me for an idiot
>>77337531
There are employers who still train employees? Baffling.
>>77337552
>>77337555
nice
>>77337531
>they're training me
Ahhhhhhh yes and there it is
>dude just get a job in construction lmao
ah no darling, I have a bad back
>>77337573
all paid for
>>77337555
It feels like it's too spread out across a million boards to be considered traffic, probably no better than 7 or 420 at this point
>>77337552
>>77337555
*light applause*
>>77337355
Kek BTFO
>>77337545
go to the factory
Hmm yes, a whole day of literal millionaries telling us that the license fee i.e. their wages is worth the price.
>>77337574
post "beaut"
>>77337590
Yes but you're not a project manager, you're a trainee/assistant project manager.
What's the pay like?
>>77337552
finally did it after weeks of autism
>>77337604
Ahh yes, the ol' factory! I'll just go down the ol' factory and knock on a few doors! Thanks for that brilliant idea Pierre!
>>77337574
always found this very weird
bisshhhh better step off
>watching telly
>suddenly remember that literally anyone who regularly appears on television is probably on £50k or more
At school lads
>>77337592
Shame
I feel like im potentially incriminating myself being here for shitposting. Not good
>>77337652
the comfy lads hahaha
>>77337652
hello runt
>>77337652
>grey uniform
Look at this bender
>>77337625
Yeah well you know what? I can do it again right now!
Next post is doubles
>>77337637
mate you should answer your Phuong
lads
>>77337622
my title is project manager
for training it's $28 an hour but once I'm on salary it will be 60-70k and I think my title gets changed to project executive
got to pay £100 to join my profession's registration council otherwise i cant practice within my profession.
>>77337682
woahh
>>77337632
is that the swedes folder or a screenshot from one of tim's videos?
>>77337691
alri
>>77337552
>>77337555
>>77337682
>>77337688
Impressive
>>77337657
Yeah, wouldn't trust Hiro as far as I could throw him.
>>77337682
that's your luck all gone now; you'll never again predict a post number
can't stop imagining the gf getting fucked by a black guy
>>77337711
the latter
>>77337713
>paper stitches
Imagine wasting the hospital's time for an injury so minor you couldve rubbed dog shit in it and still have been fine
Pansy bastard
>>77337606
It costs 40p a day
>>77337713
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?
>>77337722
That's where you're wrong kiddo, I won't be hearing any more shit from you because the next post is QUADS
>>77337764
fell over in the club and smacked my face on the bar haha
>>77337775
delete this post mate
make a new thread before I start bashing heads
New:
>>77337791
>>77337775
DELETE THIS FUCKING POST RIGHT NOW
*waits for a nu*
>>77337693
what's your proffession
need a new one
can't think of a more deano family than gary lineker's
it's like they could have all been 9/10's but got given one ugly gene