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morning lads
morning nonce

edition
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Friendly reminder that chinks are good lads.
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drumpf impeachment when
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The utter state of runts and mongs eh
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drumble bunfin!
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Do you support the use of violence against me?
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why do yanks hate california and new york so much?
seems like they're carrying a lot of dead weight tbqh
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>>77334507
Cause no:
Harm
Loss
Fraud

Everything else is fair play imo
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library called to return a book i've borrowed years ago but i can't find it

what do
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Read a study that found a person's creative output increased by an average of 60 percent when walking
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>>77334531
how could you possibly measure that
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>no murdered gf
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>>77334531
feel most creative lying in bed before sleep
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>>77334515
NY and CA are the power centers of the country, they attract contempt for the same reasons that non-Londoners hate London
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>>77334529
Accuse them of being anti-semitic
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>>77334539
with science
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So, imagine being a white guy, born in a first world country, educated to a high level in a lucrative field, who instead of getting a nice, well-paying career in the western world with a high-standard of living, decides to move to a third world military shithole that lacks the freedom of speech he raves on about so much, only to earn a quarter of what he would earn if he stayed back home

absolutely mental, lad won't even call the king a bender because he's terrified of being thrown in jail for 50 years, absolute fucking STATE
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>>77334515
Because those are the only places in America where being a morbidly obese, filthy, illiterate, dumb mart-sharting nonce is not acceptable
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Hmmmmmmmmmm
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thailad why dont you work in the UK
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>>77334515
Only one thing you can do really: post fucking machines.
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>>77334578
>It's this thread again
I have a higher standard of living here.
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>>77334571
Strong flag:post correlation
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>>77334578
can't, he'd be jailed for life if he ever stepped foot on UK soil again, skipped bail on noncing charges
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>>77334570
>only to earn a quarter of what he would earn if he stayed back home
if your skills are in demand (and they often are in those places because of a lack of education) then you can ear more, as well as lower taxes/ cost of living
don't know that his generic tech job would work like that though, asians are pretty tech savvy
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What's the difference between a cheb and a slag?
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>>77334576
>wanting a cutter gf
whoever made this is a stupid fucking nonce
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~Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings~
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>>77334515
success breeds jealousy

>>77334558
non-londoners hate london because the government is too london biased to the point that it's detrimental to the rest of the country
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>>77334610
cheb = boob
slag = bint
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>>77334610
if the chebs are big enough to reach a chebularity then not much
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>>77334627
Ah that makes sense. Thought cheb was just a name for fatter slags. Maybe the confusion is because fat girls have bigger boobs.
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>>77334608
He's a runt code monkey, literally got asked by his boss to code a program to look at ladyboys
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>>77334627
stupid Aussie twat
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>>77334625
You think the American government is equally responsive to the demands of asshole finance and tech guys as it is to poor factory workers in the rust belt?
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>>77334597
strong subject matter:damage control correlation
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i like most americans desu
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>>77334621
My favorite deviantartist
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>>77334627
And that concludes our intensive three-week course
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Bet this arse blasted Aussie that's obsessed with me frequents /r/asianmasuclinity
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>>77334660
I don't like you. Cunt.
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PM'd you the fix :^)

~last online 2008~
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>>77334674
bet you're a nonce
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>>77334674
pit whore
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>>77334653
no, but at least america splits things across several cities rather than just having everything in one single shitty sprawly mess
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>>77334686
how much?
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>>77334696
30 quid
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Dour
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*bets £1 mil that thailad is a nonce*
*wins, gets rich*
*hires hitman on the dark net to assasinate him*
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i hate asia and asians and i would probably nuke it over africa if i had the choice
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>>77334717
weak
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>>77334709
ok sound, you have BTC?
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>>77334715
diz gustin
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>>77334735
say "the kings a bender"

bet you 1 bitcoin you won't say it
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>>77334757
put it in escrow then
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Dr. WhoRE
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fucking screeching, got this little runt wrapped around my finger for 1 measly bitcoin
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imagine if one of these days thailad actually calls the king a bender, then he gets arrested and through that doxxed
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>>77334799
your faith in the Thai cyber police is astonishing.
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>>77334813
can't deny it would be a right laugh
would they let you surf the chon in prison?
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>>77334813
say it then bender
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uh huh, alri thailad

that's nice
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RadCen Ben
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>>77334828
not likely.
>>77334829
You don't seem to understand why I don't want to. You can't seem to comprehend it's anything but fear that's stopping me. It's like you have no concept of respect whatsoever.
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>>77334850
pussy
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*blocks your path*
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>>77334849
ben reading out those tweets was one of the best things i've ever seen
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>>77334850
ah yes the old "respect" meme

The new thai king is a fucking runt, you and I both know it. Stop pretending you're not afraid and call the king a bender, runt.
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Ah yes, the shits have arrived

Time to snort the loperamide
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*blocks your path*
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>>77334850
lmao
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>>77334867
>frog starts getting uppity
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>>77334570
to be fair the UK is hardly a first world country when compared to Australia or Canada
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>>77334850
pusssssssy
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>>77334888
call ho chi minh a bender
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Other Vietnam lad where are you? If you're in ho chi minh let's meet up for a fight
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>>77334883
It's not the point. I'm a guest here and despite what I may think, I'm not going to take the piss out of my host country to prove a point to some spastic on the internet. It's a simple courtesy, I'd hope you'd behave the same in a foreign country.
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>when the left tries to make you check your privilege but you're a jew whose grandparents died in the holocaust
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who here /5'7 and proud/
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>>77334941
that's nice sweatie
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>>77334621

>tfw the forum autist with 6 billion posts starts bullying you and everyone joins in with the in joke
>thread locked
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>>77334941
*tussles your hair*
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>>77334932
absolute STATE of you quaking in your little nonce boots

This is the champion of """""""""""""""free speech"""""""""""""""""""" lads
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>>77334941
*bobs your cute button nose*
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I'm going to visit London
What should I see there
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lets all dislike mike matei's livestream lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBXdSioIks
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>>77334936
did his grandparents really?
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>>77334932
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you know who I hate more than thailad?
this aussie runt who won't fucking shut up about him
and I REALLY hate thailad
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Good morning friends and thaiboy
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>>77334993
why don't you like mike matei?
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>>77334874
There's something about seeing turbonormies being bewildered by 4chan level autism that excites me like nothing else. It's like being safe and comfy in a little treehouse locked up tight, while a big bad giant peers in the window.
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>>77334975
Yes well, very good. All this peer pressure is certainly making me reconsider my fundamental ideals of respect. You need your passport revoking if you've ever had one.
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morning chune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZshIb5IJQU
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>>77335001
Either grandparents or great-grandparents, I think he said, died in a German prison camp or something. He was debating gun control with Piers Morgan and said that if they hadn't let their guns be confiscated by the Nazis, they might still be alive.
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>>77335024
>nigger nigger nigger xDDD
>what? A corrupt king? nah lad won't call him a bender

the FUCKING STATE
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>>77334867
>C*tholics in /brit/
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>>77334981
>>77334967
>>77334954
*pulls my chad willy slightly out of your oneitis' cunt and then slowly re-inserts it*
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dont woant to work i dont.
just want to travel around the world and
scrounge off mummy i do.
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going to post a very funny pic in about 10 minutes time
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Is this the nicest, cutest pic ever posted on /brit/? I haven't seen a nicer or cuter one.
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I umm ahh umm errr
hmmm
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>>77335060
NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
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>>77335049
I don't agree the idea of making words taboo in my own culture is very productive. In fact I believe it keeps them offensive and enshrines their power to upset the chronically offended.

That has very little to do with how I conduct myself in foreign countries.
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seeing a lot of people tucking their t-shirts into their skinny jeans
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>>77335115
i feel as if that's something turtle runt would do
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>>77335060
Jokes on you, my oneitis is married and moved to another country
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>>77334989
Go to Temple tube. walk out and go north 100m. In front of you on the right are the Royal Courts of Justice, might be a demo or something going on. Straight ahead is a big statue of gladstone i think with Australia and India House on each side, left from here you are on Strand, go north east past australia house and you will be at the old BBC building - looks like a roman temple, north from here on Kingsway you have Charles Darwins Curisosity Shop from the book on the right and the royal college of surgeons, on the left is the huge masonic temple and covent garden for shopping, at the top of kingsway you are in Bloomsbury with bookshops and museums. Thats a few hours worth within a 15 min walk.
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>>77335115
pink cap, white plain tshirt tucked into skinny jeans with unlaced dirty converse is going about for me
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>>77335112
darn those pesky SJWs for making nigger a bad word!
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>>77335087
Yes thanks for pulling this one out of the box last Christmas mum, I really needed all my little brothers and their girlfriends and my sister and her boyfriend to all get a good look at the absolute utter state of my teeth.
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>my fundamental ideals of respect
hahahahhahaha
someone get this spastic rorke nonce a towel, he's SWEATING (and it's not about kids this time)
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>work text at 7:30 asking if I can come in for 9:30
>'ya sure'
>get up get shower
>'lol sorry misread the rota dont need ya'

Being up this early and not being at work is weird lads, i've had my breakfast but lunch is so far away im so hungry.
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you're not white unless you have freckles and blue eyes
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bow you shits
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>>77335115
80s gay look
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"work text"
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>>77335148
You gonna hang out with us /brit/ lads for a bit?
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>>77335156
>Canadian English
>t. Boris Djemjuknovchky
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>>77335148
Mr. Noseberg did it for nothing more than to toy with you, you are nothing more than a puppet on his strings.
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>>77335156
It's true tbqh
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>>77335166
Ya might play some ARMS too wanna try to get to rank 10

Need to go into town later
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>>77335112
it's the exact same thing you dumb nonce, they've taken away your freedom of speech, you're too scared to literally say those 4 little words

But you'll pretend it's because i'm "le repsectful", here's an idea for you, fuck off to reddit
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>>77335156
reddit game review man
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>>77335138
It's quite simple, the more you whine about it, the more fun it is to say. 'Nigger' has become probably the worst word in the English language. There's always going to be edge lords, contrarians and people who just disagree with language policing that are going to say it to wind you up.
>>77335182
It's not the same at all mate, I might smoke in my home but if you don't want me smoking in yours I'm quite happy to respect that.
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>>77335181
>ARMS
Don't know that one. You don't mean ARMA do you?
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>>77335197
>reddit game review man

Redundant 2bh
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>it's a thailad spends his day arguing with strangers on the internet again
the tedious routine continues
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THAI
LAD!
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You runts have been talking about thailand since I left to go make food and came back. Dire.
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>>77335216
it passes the time, I'd quite happily have a normal conversation but here we are.
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>>77335216
really wish people would stop giving the attention whore so much attention desu
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Might clean the cooker today lads.
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>>77335240
nah have a wank instead
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>>77335239
unironically this
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Wish I was abroad and posting with an exotic flag so people would get jealous and call me an attention whore just for for posting normally.
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paradigm shift
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Just got home from work lads.
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>>77335216
at least he's (probably) not actively noncing while he posts here
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>>77335261
synergy
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>>77335258
attention whore
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>>77335252
Bet I can do both. Wank first, to avoid getting cleaning chemicals on the the old chap.
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*taps sign*
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>>77335297
finish your coffee, frog
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>>77335297
*slaps it out of your hands*
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*enters brit*
any jock men in?
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Damn. I left Twitter open in another tab and it spent the last half half an hour receiving information about new tweets, without me knowing or wanting it. That's countless kilobytes of internet usage I'll never get back.
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>>77335357
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here we are then, all the lads
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>>77335361
Don’t reply to me nonce
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>>77335357

Cats = 'sheed pet
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>>77335361
now thats just unhygienic
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im lad
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>>77335374
you see, this time I know it's not you. Unlucky
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>>77335308
>>77335312
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Right, kettle's going on. Be about 5-10 minutes lads.
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>>77335201
>I'm fine with absolutely ZERO tolerance for someone calling the king a bender on social media
>darn those ess jay double u's for regarding a word intrinsically linked to the history of slavery in america as taboo!! (while never suggesting it become a criminal offense to use that word)
you're saying because you're a guest in thailad you have to obey their customs. meanwhile the word nigger has been non-acceptable for at least a generation in western and american influenced culture, and the sole use of the word today is to be derogatory - why challenge a word's meaning as it has been imbedded into our society?
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what can we do about under-provision of public goods?
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@74
you dont have redditflags
dont even bother you worthless noflag scum
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpoqgkLT7QA

>tfw no charismatic handsome Yank uber bf
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post every version of coffee frog you have
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had five (5) coffees today
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bedtime for me
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>>77335391
Don’t reply to me, nonce.
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Poo
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>>77335401
Yes, I believe it's fine to rebel/protest/campaign etc. against things in your own society but leave that shit at home, if you can't respect the rules of a foreign country you have no business being there and need to fuck off.

This is very basic stuff mate, can you fuck off now?
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what if all the water runs out?
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Imagine being so triggered by a post on 4chan that you reply to it with a passive aggressive "@" sign followed by a number identifying the post instead of just linking to it.

Makes you grateful for what you have.
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>>77335463
Tim Hortons is legitimately shite meme coffee
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>>77335475
Haha SHITTY POO BUM OUT MY ARSE POOOO
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>>77335486
>meme coffee
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back from the gym
feels good knowing i can lift heavier things than 95% of you
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back from the library
feels good knowing i can digest more complex thoughts than 95% of you
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might have found a previously undiscovered city slightly south of bristol
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i am the 5%
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>>77335486
timbits are good tho
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That's the kettle.

>>77335475
Coffee? Tea, mate?

>>77335463
You've got a coffee.

>>77335461
Cup of tea? Coffee?

>>77335449
You've got a tea...

>>77335445
Want a brew? Coffee or tea?

>>77335486
Tea or coffee?

>>77335495
Tea? Coffee?

>>77335497
Want a tea or coffee mate?

>>77335507
Tea or coffee?
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>>77335524
used to do this at the office but stacked it pretty hard with like 8 coffees on a tray once
no one asks me anymore
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>>77335524
why didn't you offer me any you horrible little goblin
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>>77335524
rogan josh, thanks.
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bit of the ol' smegma made its way onto my fingertips, and I have to confess, it smells quite bad
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>>77335524
yeah just a cuppa thanks lad ya
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>>77335550
bizarro frog...
but a frog none the less
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what were you like before your paradigm shift on thailad and how can this shift be used to synergize with your compatriots of /brit/?
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>>77335524
two sugars pet
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peacucks are in the kitchen again
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On a dizzying cocktail of prochlorperazine, loperamide and valium

someone lock me up and throw away the key!!
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really hankering to shoot MILF Shelia in the face for calling about an intruder
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>>77335597
haha cheeky little buggers
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>>77335524
Heartwarming gimmick
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>>77335612
ah yes all the best tranquillisers from the 60s
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work
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watching the making of skyrim and he just said "we have 70 voice actors"
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>>77335524
ooh, nonh fer me pet, am watchin me figure - keif's teekin us t'benidorm in few weeks!
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who unchristian here?
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Full Metal Jacket
Taxi Driver
The Godfather Part II
Reservoir Dogs
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Godfather
Goodfellas
There Will Be Blood
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
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>>77335552
Sorry mate, didn't see you there. Kettle's empty now. You're free to refill it and put it on again if you like. Tea and coffee's in the cupboard.
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>>77335652
love violence, hate scripture

simple as
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>>77335655
thought 2001 was overrated tbqh
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have there been any polls done on trump regret yet
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>>77335655
how did you find my okcupid profile
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*vapes*
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someone put up a funny poll please
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>>77335671
drumpf is not my president
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>>77335656
didn't want any just felt offended
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>>77335655
thought A Clockwork Orange was wank, but I was young when I watched it. Worth rewatching?
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TOO MANY CHINESE AT UNI
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>>77335572
Milk and two, hope that's alright. There's chocolate digestives on the plate.
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>>77335592
Here you go, tea, milk and two sugars. Chocolate digestives on the plate for you there.
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You think you want a gf, but you don't because you don't know how to live with a woman and it would never go anywhere serious. You want your nerdy hobbies and you want to be a lazy couch potatoe. You can't have those with a gf.
>>
what's the most American name you can think of?

Tanner
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>>77335708
not alright.

make it again.

use larissa water's breast milk this time.
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>>77335733
Chad
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>>77335733
Hunter
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>>77335733
Woody
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>>77335733
Cash (as a first name)
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>>77335733
Angus Mcfife
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And a black coffee for me.

>>77335737
Do what?
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>>77335733
Storm
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>i drink coffee
so easy it is to make me hate you
>>
>>77335733
Skyler McCloud
Cody Rainer
Dylan Johnson
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>>77335549
Wish I'd seen that. Coffee everywhere.
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>>77335781
don't care abot you
>>
first for love island
>>
>>77335781
Well you're a fussy one, aren't you?!
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I need to do the sex with a qt girl in the next 4 years.
>>
what is coffee but a putrid little bean from which saracens are able to stay late into the night to chant evil incantations to their pagan god
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GIRUGAMESH
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>>77335809
what's it actually like being a braindead normie plankton?

must be an interesting sensation
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>>77335802
aha yeh mate it was mental
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Wish I never voted for drumpfy, hope he gets impeached soon
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>>77335822
good post
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>>77335708
brilliant lad lovw ya work
>>
Can't imagine how horrible the Australian accent must be on a woman during sex no offense Australians
>>
>>77335838
pooduepie gonna dm for alex's dnd game?
>>
>>77335835
indeed thinkers like you and me are 5% of the population
>>
donald shart is literally not my president
>>
>>77335835
>tfw too intelligant to watch quality tv
hehe *tips fedora*
>>
>>77335733
skyler
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40651470
yanks need to APOLOGISE
>>
>>77335874
they won't either lol
horrid lot
>>
>>77335855
I like Aussie accents on girls
>>
feeling quite bad about wasting my days this way
>>
>>77335874
see
>>77335615
>>
>>77335881
just shart and arsehole of living in a modern, vibrant nation
>>
Toilet bog fart is not my poosident
>>
>>77335862
drift on, plankton
>>
>>77335733
american first name with slavic last name

travis bronkowski
>>
>>77335917
Bronkowski, hit the god damn button! There's no time!
I-I can't LEAVE her Martin
>>
>>77335903
every second spent not posting fucking machines is a second you'll never get back
>>
watching castlevania on netflix and its jsut a bit shit even for anime
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it begins...
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>just 9 months till we need a liscense to post on 4chan
Will people fight this or just let it happen do you think?
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>>77335954
Its fedora as fuck
Cringed watching it
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fell over in the club and smacked my face on the bar haha
>>
>>77335965
might do a few posts complaining about it but don't really plan on doing anything irl, no
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>>77335971
daft lad
>>
>>77335971
>IMG_1142

how deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>
>>77335971
HE FELL OVER THE BAR STU
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>>77335874
hasnt her death been ruled a homicide? dude seems fucked desu
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMvN7TDE-iQ
A-australia....?
>>
>>77335965
I don't think a nsfw imageboard counts as a pornography website.
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any interesting elliott rodger material online? or r9k psychology? i find this stuff cathartic to read
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>>77335999
yeah he's one of them radical muslimists
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>>77335965
>9 months till we need a liscense to post on 4chan
This sounds like lefty hysteria to me. Like that time they were crying that Trump would put people in concentration camps if elected.
>>
>>77336011
>daredevil
Heh, yeah.
>>
>>77336011
>kicking him that hard
:/
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failed my Key Stage 3 banter exam which means I have to wait a year before I can apply for my 4chan license
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>>77336010
nah just a twitchy dumbcunt
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>and that's the end of that chapter
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>>77336031
That's what I thought. Supposed to be a game, she took it too far.

That's like him winning, getting his kiss but then slipping her the tongue and grinding on her a bit.
>>
morning lads
>>
>>77336062
HERE HE IS

half nine mate.
>>
>>77336058
init, it's all fun and games until someone takes it too far.
>>
RAP SNITCHES
>>
>>77336091
All fun and games until someone loses a bollock.
>>
love this fella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWuU-KGD6AE
>>
>>77336097
yeh
>>
>>77336095
TELLIN ALL THEY BUSINESS
>>
best abnormie job? think pizza delivery
>>
>>77335855
Have had sex with an Aussie girl

It's okay, but then again girl I was with had a pretty soft voice, was not the rough shit you would expect
>>
>>77336011
lol
>>
>>77336113
yeah pizza delivery is probs one of the best, the one catch is that you have to find a car insurance company that will cover you while delivering pizzas.
>>
wish i worked in some rural tavern and was paid in lodging
>>
Business idea: provide full English breakfast to the chaps doing the Brexit negotiating but slip a load of cocaine into the beans so Britain ends up with mega deals
>>
suing deep mind for copying my trademark swagger
https://youtu.be/gn4nRCC9TwQ
>>
>>77335855
it's fine, can't say i'm paying much attention to their voice
>>
>>77336113
>>77336134

In Britain that job is harder cuz our roads are old and confusing, but in New World countires like yourself it would be piss easy
>>
>>77336046
this did NOT happen
Everyone, don't believe this story
>>
australian women are awful bints who act unfeminine in this contrived slanted way because they were/want to be treated as "one of the lads"
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>>77336141
all that time filling out captchas well spent i see
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have the normals taken apu yet
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>>77336113
Postman
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>>77336162
>>
>>77336153
no it isn't
satnav
>>
>>77335971
blokes are so ugly, can't imagine being a girl and wanting to kiss that
>>
>he gives a shit about the king of thailand
lmao cannot imagine being this much of a runt
>>
>>77336192
>>77336192
>>77336192


new


>>77336192
>>77336192
>>77336192
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>>77336176
squaeled
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>>77336160
Most of them a mega-bitches desu

Source: Lived there for a year
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>>77336014
Someone post the BBC article for this twat.

It said 18+ websites
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>>77336141
kids who used to get bullied at school honestly ran and moved like this
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