/our gal/ edition
So any Los Angeles fags here?
Van Nuys report
don't call me sweaty ever again you fuck
>>77332682
bebbi grew up
not a fan of los angeles
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13474167
http://www.strawpoll.me/13474167
http://www.strawpoll.me/13474167
vancouver island
>>77332710
Me too, but I live in the valley, we are more laid back and not gang gang gang
>no emma
shit poll, will not be voting
>emma
>no emily
shit poll, shall not be voting
FACT: i am a white person
>>77332722
>living in the IE
RIP
the real answer is misa
>emma
>emily
>>77332740
San Fernando Valley actually.
>>77332735
t. Carlos garcia fernanzes de santa maria vasquez
Who is twiggy
nth for don't bully!
>>77332757
Tell me about the far north
What's good about places like alaska and the canadian territories?
>2 votes
TWIGGY BTFO
>>77332769
very cold
I got Really drunk at a strip club and I ate out a stripper during a private dance. She told she'd fuck me for the price of four songs but my credit card got declined
No idea who piggy is
>>77332717
Hey
>>77332779
this frog reminds me of the terminator
>>77332769
>whats good
theres oil
>emma
>emily
>>77332789
This frog is a nazi
He is your friend
emma is a WHORE
>>77332800
watson > roberts > stone
>>77332806
that's a british lad
>>77332769
Because in 100 years that'll be the best land in the Americas. Buy property now.
>>77332816
They share a likeness
>>77332795
Kek what's up nigga
who is it that keeps notes on all the recurring posters
>>77332805
shit list
>>77332835
t. pleb
>>77332849
>i can prove god doesnt exist mathematically
*tips*
>>77332849
Can you mathematically prove why you still post on 4chan with a bunch of other autist losers?
>>77332849
bout to whoop your ass in trivia
What should I fap to buds?
>red sox play a 15 inning game for the 2nd time in 4 days
FUCKING WEEB FAGGOTS
>>77332849
Only because I can't type fast
Post link and I'll best you
>>77332876
neko yaoi
not even remotely
Any funny stories worth telling, lads?
I'm bored.
>>77332877
No one cares about this shitty "sport"
>>77332896
looks like a cool guy
>>77332919
kys commie
>>77332920
Looks like
>>77332916
post your thighs
GUESS WHO JUST WON TRIVIA
>>77332945
Post link
>Have new monitor for computer
>monitor message keep popping up that screen res should be like 1900x1200 or whatever
>current screen res is 1152 x 864
>can't even turn resolution any higher (monitor gives me out of range message)
>highest screen resolution only goes up to 1600x1200 but i can't use it anyway
fuck computers
>>77332715
It's probably not that important but I'm going to open it in my browser.
>>77332945
Cara forever btfo
Post invite link damn it
>>77332849
What trivia?
>>77332984
I need healing Switzerland
>>77332939
>these geico cavemen had a show that was taken off the air due to racism
>niggers thought unevolved cavemen represented them and were offended
can't make this up
super very ultra supremely mega important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13474243
http://www.strawpoll.me/13474243
http://www.strawpoll.me/13474243
>>77333043
But blacks have the least amount of Neanderthal DNA of anybody
>>77333061
It was more the less intelligent subhuman people being discriminated against aspect they identified with.
>>77332744
Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
Hey little sister who's your superman?
Hey little sister who's the one you want?
SHOOBAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77333102
ITS A
NICE DAY TO
staaart agaiin...
>>77333059
I want to be the worst
im really tired so im going to bed you guys
goodnight
That poll is meaningless
Telling people not to pick an option is invariably going to cause everyone to pick it because they think they're being clever and hilarious by doing so
Also, all those options are shit anyway
Real poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13474260
http://www.strawpoll.me/13474260
http://www.strawpoll.me/13474260
I've been contemplating suicide
but it really doesn't suit my style
>going to bed before the RNH
>>77333139
>no twiggy
invalid poll
There was a faggot on here the other day who said he's been living off his grandfather's $400,000 inheretance for the past 3 years.
Life isn't fair.
>STILL no emily
shant
>>77333139
wheres emma
>>77333147
rnh already happened where i live bud
you live in fnh
>>77333150
Twigg is shit
kill yourself my man
>voting for cara
retard
>>77333169
You could not have a more gay opinion.
neck yourself
This thread is a bit gay
>1:30 (leastern stardard time)
>RNH
>>77333180
>implying it isn't a mexican using his mobile network to vote multiple times
wew
$25 for an eighth.
I hear in the US you guys pay twice as much.
>>77333197
i liked it more when the topic was dicks and anal tbqh
Misa is absolutely fucking ugly. Don't get what you guys like about her.
>>77333228
retard
>>77333233
>>77333233
dumb loser who likes plastic but still ugly gooks
>implying this isnt the apex of feminine beauty
>>77333228
Her pre-pubescent appearance is less intimidating for autists
>implying this isnt the apex of feminine beau-
Step aside, gay boy.
>i don't like misa
>>77333250
this is better
these days it feels like everyone in /cum/ is just a clone of LMM, that or everyone randomly becomes a faggot and start flirting with each other. These threads are truly an abomiantion
>>77333269
>i like misa
I need someone to sleep next to me
>i dont like misa
>>77333138
goodnight sweetheart
im gay im gay
>>77333273
It's pretty simple
>>77333310
best post in 20 posts
>>77333286
Wish we could cuddle bud
wow... I expected to get the digits with my previous post >>77333310
Can't believe I was so far off.
wish porsches weren't so expensive here
>>77333317
>traps and homosexuality arent the same thing
>>77333333
Let's see...
>>77333340
Not even close
>>77333353
t. gay
Okay, you guys are just meme-ing, right?
I mean we all know that this is the winner by far
really NEED a French gf ASAP
>>77333362
I'm straight
>i like misa
>>77333372
gay*
>Misa? I'm a fan
>>77333340
Not really, the first stage is denying it's gay before going full faggot and admitting to yourself your a homo.
This anon clearly hasn't admitted it to himself >>77333353
I am the real CB
How come lol is so popular these days?
Anyone still plays mmorpgs?
People used to play them a lot a few years ago
OUT WHERE THE RIVER BROKE
THE BLIND WOOD, AND THE DESERT OAK
HOLDEN WRECKS AND BOILING DIESELS
STEAMING 45 DEGREES
>>77333393
Are you really Brazilian?
>>77333324
I need platonic cuddling so badly
I get so lonely at night idk
>Runescape is dead
Any girls ITT?
Who wants to be my gf?
>>77333333
>>77333470
*coughs and softens voice*
mee ^.^
>girls
>real
>>77333433
its not dead, just not filled with clueless kids playing for fun and adventure like it used to be
;;
How do we save /cum/?
i've come to save the day canadian fella
ama
>>77333523
misaposting
>>77333523
thighposting
>>77333540
he said save not bury deeper
>>77333540
>>77333523
we dont
>>77333540
>ultra low test slant bitch
>>77333540
not a fan
/cum/ has been very entertaining today
I give this thread 2 (TWO) thumbs up
>>77333569
hello nonwhite man
>>77333578
im white and misa is ugly
I use this to fight internet trolls.
Clackamas is the most perceptive poster to be honest
>>77333578
Describe your political views
>>77333588
no you are not
I'll just met my future wife on Craigslist.
>>77333597
yes i am
>>77333595
*blushes*
>>77333578
>if you don't like a asian girl who tries to look 8 you aren't white
This is why we are going extinct
>>77333625
I have no negro blood, I only have a negro soul.
>>77333630
>we
speak for yourself jamal
>>77333596
i consider myself complex
>>77333640
Get cucked whitey
What are your thoughts on Manitoba?
>i consider myself complex
We've gotta hang on, boys. we gotta hold this piece of ground.
I need a volunteer to ride out and bring us back some extra men
>>77333657
prove me wrong
>prove me wrong
>>77333655
contains very cute posters
>>77333672
you're just indecisive not complex
>>77333655
Armpit of Canada glad my great granpappy didn't stick around that shithole.
>you're just indecisive not complex
>>77333707
haha salty you got proven wrong you dumb loser?
>Salty
Woah didn't realize i jumped into a time machine to 2015
>>77333717
no
How's summer going so far?
>>77333679
No no that is you
But I admit we are pretty cute too
>>77333685
Why is it an armpit?
>Woah didn't realize i jumped into a time machine to 2015
Bad insomnia lately buds
What do
Even diphenhydramine doesn't seem to help anymore
>>77333736
When I go to sleep tonight, I never want to wake up.
>>77333751
Smoke some dude weed lmao
Does wonders for my sleep
>>77333726
ROASTED
He must be so triggered rn lmao xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxmAL7LNvww
>>77333747
Because it's sweaty and stinks and it's situated between the head of Canada (BC) and the arsehole (Quebec).
Rate the women in these rows from 1 to 4 horizontally, put red stars with your top 5
If you were a girl would you let me fuck you?
Women peak in their 30s.
>>77333801
depends
>>77333805
I got a big dick. I'll take you to dinner too
>anxiety and paranoia kick in when I go to sleep and wake up
>go away when I'm fully awake
I think I literally subconsciously trick myself into pretending to be a normie
>>77333778
I used to have a teacher from Nova Scotia and he said Canada was like a cow.
>Western Provinces and Territories were like the feed, providing raw resources for the Cow.
>Ontario and Quebec were the Cows stomach and intestines, processing these raw nutrients and turning them into useful stuff for the cow
>Atlantic Canada was where the cow shits out everything
stubbed my toe
>>77333833
Raspberry, grape, huckellberry
strawberry sucks
Quiero que cara me meta su piquito delicioso en mi culito apretadito. Papi porfavor ven pa' los EEUU te voy a pagar el pasaje. Mmmm yummy cara cummies
>>77333839
Good teacher hope you learned a lot.
>>77333833
the neighbor makes it and I buy whatever they make
>>77333853
>strawberry sucks
This
strawberry jam is good
What the fuck is a huckelberry?
fucking freaks
>>77333882
aoty 2007
don't eat strawberry jam. it's what (((they))) want you to eat.
>>77333869
ves? qe te dije?, de ahi eres mijo, pa qe asegures la green card
>just ignore him and he will go away
That doesn't work, I've tried it on you for the past month yet you're still here unfortunately
>>77333855
He was a quality teacher, he'd make all kinds of jokes and quip about how shit modern Canada was becoming and nobody would understand them except a handful of people.
>John A. MacDonald had crates of champagne shipped to the Chalottetown meeting while discussing Confederation
>Our country was conceived by during a night of drunken revelry
>as some of you in this room probably were
>>77333910
this tbqhwf
>>77333652
Thus happened with me once
>>77333910
>>77333929
btfo
Should I buy this computer chair? My current one is hurting my butt.
/cl_maxpackets 30
/rate 40000
/com_maxfps 125
/cl_timenudge 0
/r_mode -1
/r_picmip 3
/m_pitch 0.014
/cl_mouseaccel 0
Anyone else learnign another language?
>>77333948
Yes
I wish cara would just kill himself already, getting real tired senpai.
>>77333955
Yes
bind / thirdpersonshoulder
c_thirdpersonshoulderaimdist 9999999
>>77333968
What language are you learning bud?
Time to read more brother's karamazov
I'm almost halfway through it
>>77333971
/cg_fov 90 (default)
just took a piss and a drop of piss splashed on my leg
>>77334001
>>77334001
That's disgusting
>>77334001
suicide time
>>77333979
German, so far I've got a handle of the basics, been learning for almost a year now
I don't peel back my foreskin when I pee
>>77333997
god 1
director_stop
kick louis
kick bill
kick francis
give rifle_m60
give pistol_magnum
bot_mimic 1
director_start
>>77334034
After six years I'll leave my weekend graveyard shift work and move to a new one with a normie schedule.
Not sure if I'll be able to handle the normieness but at least I'll get more money.
>>77334034
I didn't realize non-cutfags have to do this.
kind of gross desu.
I don't have a foreskin to peel back, I was volutarily circumcised at 17 because my dick smelled bad all the time even though I washed it regularly
>>77334034
I also do this
>wasn't postmodernity supposed to be fun, anon? Why aren't you having a good time with all of these cool things at your disposal that weren't available to anyone 30 years ago?
>>77334049
I dont recognize some of those commands
>>77334066
I'm starting in two weeks and I'll get the weekends off btw.
>>77334034
iktf, I want to pull it back because I want to be normal but it hurts to pull it. I got too much skin when its flaccid but too little when its erect. Wish I could've been circumsized desu
>>77333955
proof that I am officially bilingual
Just the other day I reached a 600-day streak. No idea what happened.
>>77334091
Why danish?
>>77334091
What's this?
>>77334034
I have a foreskin but I don't need to pull it back to pee, my foreskin covers half my dick head and when I'm erect it looks like I have no foreskin
>>77334090
iaknf. I have phimosis, can barley pull it back when erect. Just gotta get a cream for it or something. I will NEVER get circumcised
>>77334091
you become bilingual when you can effectively communicate fluidly in the other language (doesn't mean you're fluent but close)
tfw monolingual
>>77334078
ever had a whiff of a cunt? suppose girls oughta get their junk sliced up as well yes?
>tfw no gf
>>77334116
I think I do have phimosis but idk maybe I just need to get it loose. It doesn't hurt when I masturbate but it definitely hurts if I go too fast. Might be a problem if I ever actually get a girl. I wanna go to the doctor but it's a bit embarrassing not to mention expensive since I have no insurance
tfw I speak the universal language; violence
>>77334140
Thinking about giving up on learning Japanese buds
Might just learn Spanish instead
>>77334165
es bueno
>>77334165
Im going to learn french or norwegian
tfw bilingual but almost trilingual, gonna go for that Polyglot achievement
>>77334179
Learn Norwegian, French is for gays.
Just looked in the mirror.
It made my day.
>tfw 14% fluent in italian
>>77334190
You're a handsome man anon
>>77334200
*blushes*
I would never learn spanish
>>77334163
hi oinkster bay
>>77334204
Why
i dont respect people learning spanish
I'm learning spanish.
>tfw don't actually make any plans on learning languages but end up learning them by practice and some grammar books every once in a while
how do i grind my weed now i lost my scissors
>>77334206
Hello Timo
>>77334214
it's ugly
the thingy and nice misters
>its ugly
*shiposts because everyone told me so*
>>77334143
No but I'm fairly certain most of them don't smell so strongly like stale urine that people around them can catch a whiff of it
Audrey
is not as attractive as Twiggy
>why yes i know spanish
good one nice >>77334262 good one thingy >>77334263
tfw spic
tfw you'll never find your perfect German woman
Why live? I am so tired lads, the only girls I can get are 3-7/10 latinas, I just want a qt german gril, why is life so hard?
>>77334226
Buy a grinder retard
>>77334100
>muh
Easy to into for English speakers, pronunciation aside (switched more to Norwegian because of that). Didn't care that it's not useful, just a hobby for the most part.
Was also into nip before my online/vidya Jap pals became too preoccupied with work/uni after graduating high school to help me practice.
>why yes, Im from pennsylvania
>>77334287
It's 3am where am I going to get a grinder, retard
>>77334226
teeth
>>77334101
Duolingo. Probably the best standalone resource site for learning a language.
>>77334117
Yeah, already finished the Duolingo skill tree. Therefore I am fluent.
>>77334303
that's a nice buggy
>>77334311
Not my problem druggie
Should've thought of that before you lost your scissors
>>77334317
Have you tried memrise?
>>77334303
The amish are going to rule the world
>>77334303
Saw a big group of these people at one of those highway rest-stop centres in Pennsylvania, all eating Burger King with extra large drinks. Could have written a dozen liberal arts photo analysis papers if I took a picture.
>>77334317
Duo is fucking shit trash I hate it it sucks
>>77334340
the meme opinion
>>77334340
t. monolingual brainlet
>>77334317
>Duolingo
You need to take an actual German test tho. Have you tried having conversations in German?
The British are the most beautiful people on the planet.
I'm a brit in a y*nk's body.
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>77334390