Real Yank Hours edition
right now we've all agreed donald drumpf was a mistake and the yanks got played, let's discuss brexit
*raises paw*
morning lads
fuck off nonce
Shadilay
Can you cunts just fuck off with your politics discussion, it's the same shit over and over
>>77332701
>the russian shill knows we're close to dismantling the web of lies so he tries to shut down the conversation
i'm onto you, vladdy boy
>>77332701
You make one comment and you get sucked in and have to keep replying.
Two viatnamese coffees and 10 mg diazepam straight down the gullet, CNS just doesn't know what to do
>>77332721
they don't pay rubles by the hour, it's a strictly commission based scale
>>77332721
>have to keep replying.
you don't you stupid nonce you just can't help yourself cos you're a smug wanker who likes to have the last word on everything here
donald shart is LITERALLY not my president
>>77332670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
all rise for the national anthem
love blair, hate corbynites, not racist just don't like em simple as, love pints
GIVE ME ATTENTION
>>77332728
Reminder that the CTR was a literal thing
>>77332741
Pretty rich from the guy that feels compelled to comment about me anytime I talk about anything.
>>77332765
it's literally a common thing in politics, unfortunately the right wing shills aren't bound by the same laws due to their geographic base in russia
>Can you cunts just fuck off with your politics discussion, it's the same shit over and over
>>77332741
>>77332765
>implying the literal billionaire who was supported by russia didn't have people shilling for him
*player 3 has joined the team*
Thailad replied to me!
>>77332765
Doing a post from work. 3 more hours to go.
>>77332812
that's not pepe
>>77332815
*shills my dick into your mouth*
Bongle Dart Mall Shart Nop By Brensident !!!
ok lads I get it, you're still upset and muh russian hackers are controlling the world.
Do you want me to say I believe it or what?
>>77332831
All frogs are Pepe
Why are south african women so beautiful on the outside but so ugly in the inside
Also what kind of slag name is Minita (pronounced man eater) anyway lmao
>>77332829
wahey i'm off in 2 cunt
would post a picture of myself but I can never find a good one
Ancap here, if I was British what party would be closest to my beliefs?
>would post a picture of myself but I can never find a good one
decided i'm going to stay awake until i pass out
off to work lads
>>77332846
You should just take a picture after getting a haircut and use smaller resolution
>>77332855
Proofs
decided i'm not going to apply for jobs until donald trump gets impeached
>>77332839
>Why are south african women so beautiful on the outside but so ugly in the inside
Want to talk about it, champ?
>>77332852
>if I was British
Luckily you aren't.
>new zealand flag
I smell a reception assistant
>>77332865
Bit early
josie is not real
>>77332892
bit behind on a project, getting an early start
>>77332892
No rest for the weary, struggle is eternal, peace has no home, success has a 1,000 children but defeat is an orphan
>>77332904
just
>>77332885
>uk flag
I smell a homeless man pretending to be a wizard outside of a ruined cathedral
>>77332897
/brit/ makes a lot more sense if you pretend that 80% of posts are written by women
do i get a maccies on the way home lads?
UGH my flow is so fucking heavy today
>>77332930
Yea
10 pc chicken nuggies and a double cheesy beezy
>>77332937
it's brekky menu
mani pedi like i know shyeah! sure
>He doesn't remember the Bernard meme
hello newfags
>>77332928
implying women can into gimmicks
You can only choose one outfit
>>77332944
Don't get the hot cakes they're shit
back from my first day of toil
>>77332944
2 (two) cheesy, eggy, and sausy mcmuffies
>>77332956
ah but you see, most people are terrible at gimmicks on /brit/
>>77332959
>/fa/ goes to war.jpg
>>77332961
>>77332969
right i'm an absolute vegend so just gonna get a philly bagel and an egg/cheese mcmuffin
>>77332977
I can post more
girls age so well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLa8M6f71J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJCAWeT2IPA
Maybe we should invite more irish NEETs here so we'll have plenty of grimmicks
>>77332983
Why bother being a vegetarian if you're going to buy McDonalds products
Might go on a lads holiday (by myself) to gay paris
>>77333018
is that the bent bit of the loire?
>>77333010
don't support the murder of animals
support a company that murders billions of animals
simple as
>>77333031
Literally every form of industrialised food production kills animals
>>77333009
Ah yes, McGregor and Heem posts
Excellent gimmicks
>>77332965
don't care x
Just rewatched Trigun, not as good as I thought it was when I was a teenager
Still decent but I can't stand moralfaggotry or japanese humour anymore
>>77333009
what about my (remaining) uncles?
>>77333047
Wrong
>I can't stand moralfaggotry or japanese humour anymore
>>77333031
>>77333010
I understand this viewpoint but i'm not in it because I want to be a super ethical consumer, I just don't want to eat dead animals. Me buying or not buying that thing from maccies won't make a difference to maccie's future existence but it does directly reduce the amount of demand for meat by leaving it for someone else
>>77332990
>>77333069
Name one
>>77333056
it's in a bookstore
quite fancy a dixie gf
>>77333096
grim
>grr I hate thailad so much!!
>I know! i'll start ridiculous flamewars with him on trivial issues
great idea
>>77333091
sounds quite comfortable and i'm a bit jealous to be quite honest
>>77332865
Blimey mate
>>77333088
Chocolate bars and candy.
>>77333079
fair enough lad
>>77333088
Breakfast cereal
>>77333088
oyster farming
>>77333130
Grain production kills countless fieldmice/assorted critters and destroys habitats, leading to further deaths. Not to even start talking about the other components of cereal.
>>77333116
yeah it's ridiculously comfy
only employed for a few weeks though
why do the right wing ignore climate change? surely the continued existence of the human race is an important issue?
>>77333155
>only employed for a few weeks though
then what happens?
>>77333144
My mom ran over a prairie dog the other day
(he darted across the road and under her wheel)
Darwinism lad
>>77333161
because the magical potion seller-cum-radio host told them that it's all a web of lies
>>77333161
rich old fucks who dont give a fuck since they will die before it's a problem
>>77333174
Yes thank you non-sequitur yank
>>77333161
if the white race is not preserved the whole lot can burn in fire for all i care
had microwave sosage and potaoto
Does avocado go well with a ham sandwich?
>>77333188
Any time :D
>>77333163
then mr steinburg chucks me out back by the bins
I'm just hired to help with a surge in demand as second semester uni starts and people buy textbooks
>>77333144
hmmm..
How about rice farming in a place like Thailand? I can't imagine that kills much more than insects that can't swim.
Could use a glass of whisky now
getting a bit fat for banter and because i've stopped caring about what i look like
>every new zealand male sports team name rips off the all blacks
>every new zealand female sports team name rips off the silver ferns
Do real countries do this too?
>have to go to thing
>don't want to go to thing
hmmmm
>>77333224
they need to clear land for that
>>77333236
my old team were called the all whites because nz toured here a long time ago
>>77333236
hello nigger
>>77333222
>having to deal with arrogant students all day
333222
>>77333238
just don't go, what's the worst that could happen?
>>77333245
Yeah but all they do is slowly drag a heavy metal V shaped thing through the ground, I can't imagine mice not fucking off. They lose their habitat but there's fucking acres of land in the surrounding areas.
>>77333236
We have the Los Angeles Trolley Dodgers and the Los Angeles Clipper Ships/Land of Many Lakes
>>77333284
it might explode and end life on earth as we know it
Black guy on the chase didn't take the lower offer
>>77333284
'rents will bollock me for staying in bed
>>77333300
pls don't go
>>77333288
that land would've been jungle before it was cleared for rice
would've supported a greater range of animals
>there's fucking acres of land in the surrounding areas.
yeah but less animals means that ecosystem can't support as many and some died off in the past/ population levels are lower overall these days
>>77333316
could always sit at your desk i suppose
>>77333315
burakku peepor? ohh!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCImjKMe1cI
>>77333346
Hmm, ok I accept your premise. By your logic it's not just food production though, it's all of human interaction with the environment for development.
>>77333265
kek nah they're good lads, bit nervous but you can have cheeky little chats with them about their studies and how big and boring the 'extbooks look
>>77333288
Maybe frogs die
>>77333417
Tell them about /brit/ next time
>>77333416
pretty much yeah
I wasn't the original aussie that said all food involved animal death or whatever it was though
>>77333424
I reckon frogs love rice farms, look at all that wet and dry.
>>77333401
bit unhygienic
>>77333208
Sounds good
>>77333430
alright, still I think McDonalds is a far cry from incidental ecosystem purging. Especially once something is established.
business idea: sell textbooks about /brit/
fuck sake, didn't realise it was lunch time
>>77333447
wait your stripe is red not orange
that means you prefer tomatoes
plan how to lose weight lads?
I AM A YANK AND IM GOING ON HOLIDAY TO MEL-BORRRRRN AND BRIZ-BANE TO EAT SHRIMP OFF THE BARBIE
>>77333501
You're not allowed to talk about Australian cities unless you plan on becoming one
>>77333501
loved watching steve irwin when i was a kid
i hope you aussies flayed and quartered the stringray that got him
>>77333501
bris...bane?
>>77333498
Are you asking for one or you have one and you wanna share it?
>>77333506
Sydney is for fags
>>77333544
swaps
popular opinion: daniel radcliffe is a good actor
>>77333566
Have literally never heard anyone say that ever.
>>77333533
It was made Mayor and give an OBE for services to Banter
>>77333559
I lost 10 lbs after I started climbing and I've been a consistent 160 for the past 4-5 months
is sending my future gf our boy tim singing love songs a sure way to get fanny?
>>77333533
11 years later still at it, hilarious
>>77333582
too thicc for climbing i'm afraid
manlet with VERY wide shoulders
>go on general
>everybody complaining about how shit it is
>try to make normal conversation
>everybody ignores it
dumb cunts brought it on themselves
>>77333571
bet you've never seen any of his films since hairy pooper
might try and start a business selling weed to non-traditional markets e.g. old people, curious chinese foreign students, tv clowns etc
>>77333618
I saw that Frankenstein one I didn't believe for a second he was a monster sewn together from body parts.
>>77333602
There's no limit to body size for climbing, it's just the best pros are really skinny and lanky
>>77333632
dude farting lmao
thailad could dox us all with just a few clicks
frightening prospect
captcha is literally starting to no longer function
it's like how a macbook has a 5 year lifespan then just strategically becomes more of a pain to use and you think it should just implode on itself but no
>>77333681
>captcha
lol
>>77333681
works for me
>>77333681
>macbook
lel
birthday is soon
nearly 30
When did /brit/ become /anglo/?
>>77333681
does yours freeze sometimes too?
imagine being a 30 year old virgin working retail or mcdonalds who has shit taste in vidya
>>77333706
you have 1/3 more life experience than i do
>>77333712
Sometime around 3am, it'll go back to brit later
>>77333706
>tfw 30 next year
Just gonna wander off into the woods to die when that happens tbrh
>>77333732
I just wanted /usa/ back but Americans on /int/ hate themselves.
big cum
>>77333723
who are you referring to?
>vidya
>>77333706
Same. 30 next month. Don't care though. Got a dinner organised with family and friends and I'm going to have a good time. Age is just a number, Anon. I'm only making an event out of this one because 30 is considered somewhat of a milestone and it'd be weird if I didn't.
>his height starts with a 5
>his cock length isn't at least 7 inches
>his salary only has 5 digits
hate my gay dog
Everyone 20 or under needs to fuck off
Everyone 30 or over needs to fuck off
>Age is just a number, Anon
>tfw 39 years old
>>77333859
FOGY (Fuck Off Geriatric Yank)
>All these posters that are older than me
feels good
>>77333881
Congratulations, you aren't the oldest nonce on the internet. Now fuck off.
>>77333881
thaiBABY
>>77333881
hello literal child
>tfw no gf with a vaginal length and girth of 5.5 x 4.5
>her
>her cub size is less than C
>her weight has 3 digits
stuggling with the top one
>>77333830
Can I come,?
>>77333845
>>77333856
What's it like to fear ageing?
how do i set up a hydroponic gf farm in my basement
>>77333890
>>77333892
>>77333901
good thanks u?
I'm 22
you people are all old and should be doing something better with your time
*is also a neet with lots of grey hair*
>23
>neet
>no prospects
>no skills
>any passions and interests defeated long ago by reality
>fast becoming crippled
>socially inept
>average intelligence
>>77333928
tried being yourself?
>>77333912
i dont even give a fuck what age i am since i could shitpost and play vidya until im on my deathbed
i just dont want my female peers to start pruning up even though all i do i jerk off
>>77333830
why is it strictly aussie thing to do the "she'll be right"?
like, I rarely see aussies engaging in "doin a cide" types of posts
really think it's the sun exposure, at least that's all i've got for now
just moved my car at work lads
had to leave site to do it which is a big nono
if they catch me on cctv i'll get fucked
simple as
>>77333875
>Canada and Mexico
Exactly, I just want a general for Americans only. /dixie/ is too centered on culture even if I'm from the south.
>>77333928
why are aussies and swedes so overrepresented here as NEETs?
>>77333928
me in 3 years
>>77333944
US just doesn't have the soft power necessary to sustain a general. Same as Ireland
>>77333943
what's the problem?
>>77333956
ireland doesnt have any power to sustain itself as anything
>>77333928
me in a years time
>>77333928
what do you do all day? I was essentially a neet after finishing uni and usually got bored by 1pm each day
>>77333956
But we outnumber every other country on /int/.
>>77333912
>dude age is just a number
Tell that to someone who's 95 and can barely walk around
fingers infected
>>77333957
parked somewhere stupid and i've got some health and safety and fire stuff which means i have to be on site all the time
should be fine
could be a very shit reason to get fired
>>77333975
I waste my time on video games and here
might write a book about shitposting
>>77333980
That's hard power
You lack the co-operation and general spirit of a nation to actually sustain a general. It always just devolves into "muh state > yur state" shitposting
Off to work. Toil beckons
>>77333909
Bring a sixie.
>>77333939
Can't speak for my countrymen but I'm a fairly laid back person by nature. I don't stress because I see no sense in it. "Change what you can, accept what you can't" and all that shit.
women are shit
vidya is shit
4chan is shit
working is shit
>>77333990
fingers crossed then lad
>it's a "parents complain about me being a prospectless NEET and then also proceed to complain about their own jobs" episode
ah yes, that'll definitely encourage me to find work
>>77334011
cheers
drumpf is a tool though
>>77333951
Both countries that have absolutely nothing else to do and high youth suicide
>>77333975
I don't allow myself to do anything enjoyable until 4pm. I get up at 7:30am every morning and continue the process of trying to get work. The only other things I dedicate my day time to are exercise prescribed by physio, researching options for my 3 separate medical issues and my half hour daily reading. I try to keep myself productive and optimistic but reality is crushing and I'm obviously meant to be dead
>>77333902
>tfw a man across the globe has the same penis dimensions as me.
>>77333990
Why not just ask the site manager if you could move it?
anyone ever watch this guy's material?
very cool stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anV8s2f3ylE
Oh ingenuity of the architects and the moneyed lords in designing our auspicious system! - the concrete compounds of social housing, veritable concentration camps, for that is what they are.
Treated water, forced compactness, and stressed disunity--these beget the mortality rates not even the Norman kings could dream of, being constantly at the mercy of adequate growing seasons--the peasant's own bellies, whereas we, those granted detached housing or estates, hold a security known only to...--known only to no one. For that is because our land can become a sweltering, ashy field of Grenfells instead of the General Strike.
>>77334035
lone worker cus, didn't wanna ask my relief to let me move my car as soon as they got in
>>77334024
have you tried police force?
>>77334042
I like his malls series
>>77334021
My normie mum unironically gave the advice to "just be yourself", almost started laughing.
>>77333928
Me 6 years ago before I won the lottery.
>>77334023
ha, joker.
redpilled my mom on neetdom and she stopped pressuring me to get more hours
just be urself and stagnate and age and die
>>77334053
I can't because of the aforementioned cripple-ness, but I have gone for the line operator roles etc.
>>77333982
They probably got to 95 by not worrying about their age all their life. So what if they can barely walk now? They lived 95 years and likely had a full life. Everyone dies eventually.
>>77334023
almost at 10k unread emails lads
>>77334054
yeah just watched the one about rolling acres
>>77334069
you did no such thing
>>77334002
You would correctly say:
The United States of America ARE
instead of
The United States of America IS
The context is that we are a united nation, but principally we are a collection of states. People in the US have the label as where they're from, like Californians or Texans, instead of being called as a fellow American. It's been like this before we were a nation. The 13 colonies for the most part didn't like each other. I don't know how you do it in Britain but it must be very foreign to us. We still have Anglo culture for the most part but we are very individualist.
just got red pilled lads
>>77334055
Give her a break. She probably just wants to encourage you but doesn't know what to say that would work.
just got blue pilled lads
>>77334103
>pluralising collective nouns
umm fuck off limey twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5KxOcPxSh0
>>77334103
You are literally wrong. It's "IS."
got offered the red pill or blue pill lads
heh... poor sod didn't know I'm a radical centrist; proceeded to embed his teeth into my fists... to easy
one american isn't like the others
i respect the common domesticated yank but i despise the average feral yank
shoo.
I must have an anal fissure or something my arse leaks a clear almost watery liquid that smells horrible. Any doctors here?
just seen the parking man walk past where my car was parked
good decision so far just hope i don't lose my job haha
I'm your number one Yank.
did a drawing lads
>>77334115
We are known as the United States but we are called America because that's the continent we are one. It would be incorrect to say "The United States IS". We don't have any label apart from "United States" or "America". No matter any circumstance, we are the United States.
>>77334132
I know this, but it is incorrect in regards to our history. We are states, not a state.
>>77334159
me
t. doctorate in sports science from Bradford
>>77334189
>t. Dr. Deano
>>77334159
your bum is stressed from repeated insertions
>>77334159
stop letting jamal fuck you in the ass
>>77334071
what are your conditions m8
>>77334181
>the beatles is a band
>the beatles are a band
first one is preferred in usa i thought? so the "poonited sharts is..." is more consistent
leaf friend wont let me fuck him in the ass anymore
>>77334194
>>77334201
hm, these appear to be symptoms common in The United states of America. I don't let niggers fuck my arse. Proceed.
>>77334216
>>77334216
hate yanks
hate poms
LOVE canadians
work in 14 minutes
>>77334258
dire gimmick
not seen a lick of snow in about 4 years lads
>>77334271
>off in 13 minutes
feels pretty good senpai
thailad? no thanks. vietlad? yes please!
>>77334271
do a cide
work in 6 seconds
toilfag loves his fucking jew boss
>>77334212
The Beatles is a single band, even though it has multiple members. But the United States are a collection of states first and a united nation second. We are the United States of America, not the United States under America.
>>77334207
>yet to be identified chronic back pain
>untreated keratoconus (can't use contacts for 6 months during my follow up scans for surgery and I can't afford glasses)
>non essential but a pain - overbite and fucked lower teeth/jaw that require orthodontics
>>77334285
punchable face
want to rip that earring out
>>77334282
dude, I'm sitting right here you know?
you're not a real man if you don't have a back injury of sorts by the time you're 30
love /brit/
hate thailad
not noncist, just don't like him, simple as
>>77334299
*grabs you by the shoulder and wrings you out the airlock*
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
"the united states of" is a prefix
you dont say 'america are' do you you smelly little yankstain, though you probably do owing to your archetypal brainless yank idiocy
*calls a vote to kick thailad*
Sorry to interrupt the flow of the thread but there appear to be some incredibly rude posters here:
>>77334307
>>77334308
>>77334319
GOING INTO THEIR CAGE AND THEY'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
>>77334315
historically "are" has been used. don't know what false grammatical niggery you're on about.
>>77334289
that sucks m8, you could always try and go to uni. great thing about uni here is that you're never fucked and can always claw your way back
>>77334331
niggery isnt a historically used word sorry cant read your sentence
Love /brit/
love brits
love aussies
love alan
love yanks
love japs
love vietland
love everyone
hate thailad
no reason, just do, simple as really
48
shut the fuck up
>>77334351
>>77334351
You know I'm a real person with feelings right?!
>>77334346
know a guy at uni who's 27 and gets an interest free loan but each year is 30k
he's fairly fucked
someone needs to push you down a well and shoot you
>>77334366
keep posting asians
anyone on /brit/ do wild camping?
rorke talk #167
>>77334367
how's he paying that much? international student?
ZHOU BAI XIONG SHU BEI L'IANG SHER NAAA WAAAAAA
Hi
time to glance at some trap porn to memorize for my imagination wank in bed
then im off
goodnight losers
>>77334384
nope
already done too many degrees apparently. HECS doesn't apply to you when you turn 30 or something anyway.
>>77334380
Topic of the day: racial impurities in a post-homogenous society
>>77334371
well, I suppose it'd be a nice change of pace.
>>77334346
Was born in Jersey and live here with my partner. Being from Jersey makes me an international student anywhere in the world (including UK) and we have no loan system. I can't afford higher education so I'm fucked basically. All I can really hope for is getting lucky with an office job that has internal progression and training
you have failed as a male if your girlfriend / wife is a gook
>>77334398
>>77334401
>>>/leftypol/
screaming at the thought of some skinny little british runt living in thailand getting offended by the noncery accusations and continuing to poast as a tedious pseudotripnonce
>>77334407
so no wife/gf is better than a gook?
>>77334405
take out a private loan and do CS
>>77334416
yes. are you trying to imply some perceived absurdity here?
you have succeeded as an asian male if your girlfriend / wife is a cauc
>>77334418
I've been looking into private loans but I can only get enough to do a diploma. Was thinking about doing accounting as it seems to have good prospects
>>77334407
how about half-gook but intrinsically western?
>>77334407
>>77334431
makes you think
>>77334386
absolute fucking state of mainland chinks, feel sorry for taiwan and hong kongers for being lumped in with these runts
>>77334394
dire
who cleared him for a private loan? why werent his original qualifications not enough?
state of black men who get insulted for their race and STILL refuse to bleach their skin
>this is the future of thailad jr
funny how most turbororkes get gook wives isn't it
CARN'T EVEN GET A REGULAR GIRLFRIEND, IT'S SO SAD, HE'S GOT TO GET A GOOK!
>>77334441
>hong kongers
It's a meme that they are any better or even distinguishable from mainlanders anymore. Being surrounded by well off rude peasants eventually turns you into a peasant.
The sins of the father.
>>77334449
it's not actually a private loan, it's still a government loan but it's under a different scheme (hence it being interest free still).
Only functional difference is it's not CSP so instead of being capped at ~9k a year, there is no cap (price is 30k p.a for melb uni)