/brit/

no cmon this is mean >:^[
delete that image

>>77329862
grim

>>77329862
Ewwww

fuck you aussies

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anime!

>>77329890
Anime is garbage for perma virgin weeb loser.

australirunts

>>77329862
doesn't look the full shilling this lad

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anime

fuck this guys face is making me laugh. did someone dox him? silly lad.

he's not that ugly hahaha harsh lads

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>he's not that ugly

he's not ugly. plenty of uglier posters itt

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>>77329890
>>77329903
this desu desu

>>77329862
>>77329876
>>77329893

and this, kids, is why you never post anything you'll later regret on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ0OwickuTI


tfw youll never fuck the giblets out of the saudi girl who snapchatted herself wearing a miniskirt publuc

if you post your picture and regret it, deleting it is literally the worst thing you can do

>>77329934
it would have hardly gotten attention if only he didnt make that dumb instagram tier face

>>77329951
munter

Got a bit of the gravy bum I'm afraid

>>77329934
this
don't understand why he'd post it in the first place

>>77329951
Is this poleaboo? I thought he was transitioning?

>>77329862
imagine being a guy and making a duckface

bad enough when girls do it

got 5 hours left lads

>>77329952
*pouts*

>>77329962
drunk probably

>>77329951
qt
>>77329972
RIP

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>>77329862
Makes me feel better about my looks

>>77329972
Till what

>>77329983
normie excuse.

>>77329965
lad who got doxxed a while back posting his iplayer account

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>>77329965
This is he

>>77329985
of work i'm not gonna die! lol

>>77329990
i get to go home and sleep

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6o33le/islam_is_the_only_opportunity_i_have/

>>77329987
he's not bad looking, it's just his stupid fucking facial expression

>>77329983
this

came close to posting a photo of myself out one night for some reason when i was totally stonkered. very glad i didnt

don't quite get anti-piracy laws

surely if people are pirating stuff, it's because it's more convenient and cheaper than buying a dvd boxset?
surely if everything was on a convenient service like netflix or whatever, people would pirate less?

why are the government punishing people for choosing not to be screwed over such much?

>>77329995
LINK

>>77329983
likely this ive nearly done it myself

Greeks are better than other humans

query: are the yanks just doing a gimmick when they constantly make the worst posts or are they always just that bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZr7XkFZJcw

I was going to heem you to death but look at those pretty numbers

ahh yes alprazolam

>>77330012
Because Mr. Noseberg needs his shekels goyim

>>77330008
Eh, he's pretty weird looking

That facial expression and post about 'da club' makes me think he's got a really runty personality Tbh

ahh yes sharting in the mart

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okay as long as we're doing ratings someone do me

only post pics when drunk on wine

t. ethiopialad

didnt watch any tim vids yesterday, did he get his car back?

>>77330057
gargh I hate ugly trannies

rule 1 of trannies: if you can't pass, don't bother

watching GoT lads, first season
not bad not great

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feel tired lads

if i had a spot on the base of my dick that was a bit reddish and felt a bit off after i had sex with a girl yesterday, what std would that be if it was one?

>>77330022
same
did it once in a /soc/ rate thread because there's safety in numbers there but not in /brit/

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PARTY SHARTERS IN WALMART TONIGHT
EVERYBODY GONNA SMELL MY SHITE

>>77330061
You've posted like 20 selfies in Ethiopia
You just like the attention

>>77330037
>>77329999

>>77330105
ahh righto

>>77329862
why aren't you selling drugs?

>>77330094
tbf I'm drunk everyday

>>77330081
dangerous post

>>77330081
what episode

>>77330132
baeloor

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>>77330118

>>77330085
Thyroid cancer

>>77330121
Fair

Post willy

never got into GoT
just can't stand that fantasy le medieval world anymore, it feels overdone

>>77330142
very near the worst weed i've ever seen in my life

welshmen belong in the fucking oven

>>77330142
weed haha
isn't it like 40 quid a gram in niceland?

>>77330142

Goddamn that's some low quality shit, even by UK standards

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>>77330156
oi
what did we do to you

>>77330012
because governments are made up of shut in nerds and old mongs who are about 30 years technologically behind where they should be. most piracy here stems from the fact australia can wait up to a year past a tv shows latest season to watch it, while the internet means it's spoiled instantly. that, or the fact that most very popular shows are bundled into "addition" bundles with pay tv, meaning that you need to buy a base package and then add that additional package so you spend even more money.

piracy is easy to combat but there's too much interest in money and monopoly so nothing is actually done.

>>77330057
punchable

dude

>>77330148
you have the desire to see a circumcised black cock?

*checks flag*

ah...

head's really itchy but don't wanna scratch it cos i'll lose my hair

>>77330153
how many fantasy le medieval world TV shows even exist?

>>77330153
>it feels overdone
because it is. it's become too fantastical to not feel trite.

>>77330153
i know what you mean
most fantasy is boring reactionary drivel

>>77329951
looks like a bargain bin videogamedunkey

>>77330181
dire post, isn't there something you can take to stop your hair from falling out?

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found him

>>77330158
yes

>most fantasy is boring reactionary
imagine how autistic and maladjusted you must be to view fiction through this ideological lens

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>>77330086
>>77330022
Posted my pic on /soc/ a few years ago

Got rated 8-9 by a loads of people including a few girls

Which is strange because I've been called ugly irl multiple times and am a KV

>>77330199
oh dear

>>77330181
*gives you a head massage*

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Night guys :3

>>77330022
>>77330086
done it on /brit/ myself

>>77330196
dimoxinil but my insurance won't cover it

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>>77330199
fuckin state

>>77330153
It's not meant to be realistic you mong
Or do you have trouble with the meaning of fantasy

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>>77330199

>>77330208
everything is political my man
people like tolkien had strong political agendas so it's only fair that it goes both ways

>>77330199
how'd you manage that?
>>77330221
is it very expensive?

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>40 quid a gram

>>77330081
Gets much better

>>77330238

4chan removes exif but not on certain URLs

>>77330199
Moar

>>77330238
haha no it's made up/on the simpsons but really i just need to exercise more and get the blood flowin up there

its a bit wet outside

>>77330205
no amount of humiliating football victories will make up for that LOL

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https://youtu.be/W2mB7u3f1qk?t=6m11s

the virgin walk

>>77330265
There's ash falling where I'm at

>>77330205
ahh thats a bit shite
still
much prefer to live there than here except for i reckon i'd get bored of going out there cos its small

>>77330184
there are many cartoons, books, movies and even videogames about it
a TV show about it doesn't sound interesting to me. It's like making a TV show about vampires or zombies (which is why I don't like the walking dead either)
>>77330229
I never said I expect it to be realistic. I meant this>>77330186
and this >>77330190

getting the daily dose
https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/hoxha/works/euroco/env2-1.htm

>>77330237
No, Tolkien literally writes in the foreword of LotR how autistic people are for having that mindset. Fiction is fiction and can be interpreted neutral of any ideological agenda.

>>77330277
Fucking leafs and their fires

>>77330199
wahyeyy

>>77330278
>>77330267
>>77330241
dont 420blazeit desu so idgaf

should i post a pic of my willy so you can say if i have an std or not

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how do I get a gf at uni lads

>>77330308
include your face as well my friend

>>77330311
just be yourself

(go out a lot and not be weird)

>>77330284
>there are many cartoons, books, movies and even videogames about it

there are many of those same things overloaded with sci-fi or contemporary settings. disliking something purely because of the setting is the most runtoid opinion you can have. a good narrative is a good narrative and will stand on its own regardless of the saturation of similar works.

>>77330311
>gf at uni

waste. i shagged 9 girls at uni and havent shagged any since i left

get your dick wet while you can

>>77330303
It's 18-21 gbp in rvk and 28-36 gpb anywhere else

>>77330320

going out is just clubbing though pretty much, I hardly do that

>>77330329

I just want a cute uni gf to snuggle up with, get coffee or read books in the library ;_;

>>77330332
>gpb
GIGABYTES OF BITCOIN?!!??!

>>77330335
ah
try going to student pubs/bars

Imagine being so arsehurt about someone not liking your shitty DnD genre TV show that you type this post>>77330326

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>go out a lot and not be weird

FUUUUUCK

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On fire lads :(

should i shave?

>>77330335
go to social nights for your course and shit like that

>>77330363

howto approach a girl at the pub, when they're surrounded by their friends?

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>tfw I'm that guy who sits always sits alone in lectures and never talks to anyone

>>77330382
just walk up and ask her her name

I'm in a fb group for drugs so if you want to know what some drugs cost I can check

>>77330382
just walk right up to them and say hello, works every time

>>77330390
every one does

>>77330160
what are you talking about nearly everything here is skunk

>>77330382
just say hi
one in eight will say yes

>>77330382
Wait outside the girls bathroom till one of them comes out on their own

>>77330380

yeah, my course is physics. got 3 girls and they're all indians

not a fan of this 8pm-8am fiasco lads
used to working 6-6, keep thinking it's almost home time then realising i actually have 4 and a bit hours left

just meet her by struck of pure luck despite barely ever going out of your house, somehow get her to like you and then brag about it on /brit/ like I do
it's not rocket science lads

>>77330390
im a normie and do that

always met people at parties later and they always say they didnt think i was going to be that social since im quiet in class

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Waging

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>>77330382
casually approach them and talk to them

>>77330382
smile, say hello and be yourself

>>77330369
I don't care what some shitskin thinks of GoT I'm only calling you out for being a runtoid who dislikes something because of something so superficial as the setting

>12hr shifts
wtf

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>>77330424
>it's winter in arsefartia
>it's still 110 degrees

>>77330408
what does this actually mean? how can you tell?

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>just walk right up to them and say hello, works every time

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>I don't care what some shitskin thinks of GoT I'm only calling you out for being a runtoid who dislikes something because of something so superficial as the setting

>>77330382
/brit/ at 3:43am will definitely have the answers mate im sure

poooosssssshhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW_JyjyUza0

quite like this

>>77330443

skunk is just shit quality. You can easily tell by just the appearance

>>77330412
or uni bars and shit like that. just go out drinking with the lads and you'll encounter girls

>>77330425
SCREAMING at this photograph

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>yeah one more pint wont hurt

>>77330440
easy work, can work 8 if i want but if im gonna be awake at night i might as well make it worth it. Nothing to do after work at 4am anyway

>move all climate change denying rorkes to australia
>laugh as they die a fiery and painful death in 20-30 years
>screech as they are forced to clamber aboard boats and drown trying to head north

everyone on love island's been raging about how this guy apparently has a baseball bat of a dick and it's massive

pretty disappointing 2bh, sure it's impressive for a flacid dick but was expecting a monster from everyone's reaction
https://dukestealth.tumblr.com/post/163055361147/chris-from-love-island-with-his-big-dick

Climate change is literally a non issue, by the time there are a significant number of refugees the AIs will have already enslaved us all

>>77330486
>try to head north
>to hotter climate

>>77330481
how many days a week?

>>77330498
well they can't go south to antarctica really

only pseuds care about climate change

>>77330258
Like what

weeeeeeeeeee

>>77330507
4 on 4 off

>>77330495
it's pretty big but it's also camera angles, body position etc

>>77330509
There's a couple research stations there

>>77330443
>>77330466
https://www.dutch-passion.com/en/grow-info/what-is-skunk/

>>77330472

I'll give it a go lad, thanks

>>77330258
don't understand how you managed to extract the exif data

pls tell me :3

>>77330513
this

climate change is a meme. simple as. outdated.

>>77330393
nobody?

>>77330495
Alright didn't realise we had a fucking cock connoisseur in the thread

>>77330390
that was me at uni too and i got a first, cheer up lad

>>77330497
I'm unironically a redditor and this is an impressively reddit post

alri lads

>>77330517
sounds nice then

>>77330390
hated that guy on my course who did this
in the second year he tried to be pally with my social group
though we all hated him because he stunk of piss

>>77330393
yep
g of coke
g/3.5/oz of weed
g of ket

>>77330534

what uni and subject

business idea: instruct the AIs to expel all pseudo yanks to the off-world slave pits

how do i stop being such a lazy useless piece of shit at work?

probably will end up getting fired from this job as every project i do is completely average.

good salary too so ill be kind of fucked without it

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>>77330528

not having that shit patched lad

>>77330533
let's see yours sweaty xx

>>77330390
me

desperate for some coursemates but everyones already got their established groups now

>>77330551
yeah it's alright, some sites fucking suck but this ones comfy (wifi, full kitchen, people to chat to until about this time)
i usually work 12 on 4 off if i get the choice

>>77330554
cheapest coke 108
1 á 5k
2 á 8k
5 á 20k
10 á 35k <--- basic add for weed all of them are like that

ket isn't a thing in iceland

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>Pentagon study declares American empire is ‘collapsing’

https://medium.com/insurge-intelligence/pentagon-study-declares-american-empire-is-collapsing-746754cdaebf

>>77330541
'ri

>>77330575
font

>>77330576
fair enough

glad that i know to continue using the snipping tool before uploading a picture

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Just saw this movie. Crazy to think you can be a career anti-Semite and not realise your own grandmother was Jewish.

I bet quite a lot of /pol/ have a bit of Yid in them.

>>77330605
heard this 20 years ago

t. 38

>>77330614

Ye, or just screenshot it and post the screenshot

>>77330495
fucking hell
would love to get that monster rock hard in my mouth

>>77330614
I always post in paint and copy or save from there for this reason
proper dodgy runts on here like him

>>77330605
>medium.com
oh look another leftie opinion outlet
fuck off

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me in the bmw

>>77330647
i think its a good thing

pretty smart and punishes stupid normies

the 'chon should be for twisted fucking haxxors ONLY

the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)

literally all that matters for men is your jawline

utterly disappointing that

worried one of you might know who I am

>>77330660
the pentagon is known for it's radical left wing tendencies

>>77330687
I have a good jawline but I'm not good looking.

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>>77330661
>the poobaru pushing through the corner

Need a dungarees gf

ja eg geri mitt thang

>>77330702
that would explain all the senseless wars

how many of you guys have STD's?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13473639

dunkaroos

>>77330720
isn't that a neocon thing?

>>77330691
Hello Fred

>>77330726
good post

>>77330706
that's an evo m8

>>77330734
neocons are just free market leftists

>>77330734
Didn't the Obama administration have a stat of 3 bombs dropped per hour or something?

>>77330755
>free market leftists
libertarians? the right wing things?

^^^^^^brainlets

We have chatted before and almost met up, but he always stands firm on the ”safe only” line, though he admitted he liked bareback but only in a relationship. That day though, something in the guys pics called to me, and I knew I had to get a load in him. As with my stealthing challenge I prepared a condom so that I could control when it would break, but I wanted more than a simple stealth breed. I had other plans in mind…
He came over and s we got down to it. I moved into position behind him, and he looks back and says, ”You have a condom?”. I shoot him a grin and say ”Of course!”. I roll the rubber on my cock and move his hand to it, proof that my cock is indeed sheathed. He relaxes and faces forward again. I yank the condom down so my cock protrudes from the tip and line it up with his hot hole. He moans like a bitch in heat . As I begin fucking I can feel him getting more and more worked up. I start to pound hard and could feel him getting close to shooting a load as hes jerking himself off. I prepare for the big scene.
”Oh fuck!” I said, stopping my thrusting and resting my cockhead just on his prostate. I could tell the beast inside him was upset I had stopped, it needed me to finish. ”I think the condom broke.” I pulled out to ”confirm” what I already knew. I continue to play with his hole with my hand as we talk.
”Do you have any more?” he asks
”I don’t, damnit.” I said, trying to seem disappointed.
”Are you clean?” he asks, eyes practically pleading with me.
”Last I checked, yeah.”
With that all hesitation left him and he backed his ass onto my cock and started up again. ”If feels so much better!” he says. I am getting turned on by my plan succeeding though, and now I am running with it.
”I’m getting close. You want me to breed your tight fucking ass? We’ve gone this far, might as well. It’s gonna be a big load, too.” (not a bluff)
”Fuck. Yes, fill me up. It’s been so long.”
I just smiled.

>cagers

why 4 wheels when 2 exist?

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>>77330751
same thing

What have you nerds done with your life?

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/887339250508857344

>>77330661
cringe

got a job offer from a company in Austin, TX

might move

>>77330786
Married Aela the Huntress on skyrim

>>77330605
>The report, based on a year-long intensive research process involving consultation with key agencies across the Department of Defense and U.S. Army, calls for the U.S. government to invest in more surveillance, better propaganda through “strategic manipulation” of public opinion, and a “wider and more flexible” U.S. military.

>>77330771

more of this filth please

>>77330800
>hipster leftists everywhere

hmm

>>77330802
excellent choice

When will /brit/ acknowledge that it is an arse bandit general?

>>77330786
why does their son look indian?

>>77330802
Oh that's pretty good desu

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UKUSA is a multilateral agreement for cooperation in signals intelligence between Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

Much of the sharing of information is performed via the ultra-sensitive STONEGHOST network, which has been claimed to contain "some of the Western world's most closely guarded secrets".

Due to its status as a secret treaty, its existence was not known to the Prime Minister of Australia until 1973.

Royal Canadian Navy intelligence officer Sub-Lt. Jeffrey Delisle pleaded guilty on 10 October 2012 to charges including having downloaded and sold information from the Stone Ghost system to the Russian spy agency GRU.[

>>77330820
>objectively one of the nicest cities in the south
yes exactly

>>77330786
Laughed at this narcissistic paedo cunt knowing that no matter how many tap-ins he scores he will never be as great as Lionel Messi

>>77330828
*his son
Dunno who the baby mama is for that lil nigglette or the pair of twins he just had

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night lads xx

would literally need to be payed 300k gbp to live in the UK

utter fucking grim, grey paki infested, brick shithouse shithole

>>77330834
>nicest city in the south
>smartest kid in the mentally disabled class

>>77330828
>their son

Lad...

>>77330857
>brick shithouse
you're using this wrong

>>77330857

sent ;)

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>>77330834
>the south

enjoy oppressive heat and humidity literally all of the time

>>77330846
It's funny cuz he's obviously gay with that black guy he's always flexing with and posting questionable Instagram photos with

>>77330872
oppression from the heat is better than oppression from the gubmint in the socialist north

ZIPPITY SNIPPITY QUIPS
THE POST AFTER THIS ONE IS TRIPS

>>77330798
ahhaah you jellu kiddo?

parents called me and told me dad got Irish citizenship through his grandpa now they're moving to europe
sending me my some boxes and they're gone

aHhAaH

Thailad sucks lemons

>made £500 from bitcoin today

feels good knowing runts work weeks for that amount

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/887298853556367362

opinions on piers morgan?

>>77330853
night

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>>77330906
that was only this one time

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>oppression from the heat is better than oppression from the gubmint in the socialist north

>>77330928
Really hate your work the more I see it

Dear Melbourne student,

Last year, the University of Melbourne joined with every other Australian university in the Respect.Now.Always. initiative.

This is an important, nationwide effort to declare universities a ‘no go zone’ for sexual harassment and sexual assault in our communities, on and off-campus.

Working with Universities Australia, the Australian Human Rights Commission conducted the first ever national survey of the nature and scale of university students’ experiences of sexual harassment and sexual assault.

I greatly appreciate so many of our students engaging with this important survey. As a community we are committed to learning from its results, and using them to build an even stronger community culture of safety, respect and consent.

On 1 August 2017, the Human Rights Commission and Universities Australia will release the national report and the results of the survey. Melbourne will publish its data on its website.

The forthcoming release of this survey data is a reminder that sexual harassment and sexual assault is a significant issue for us all. Let me reiterate two important points about this.

First, sexual harassment and sexual assault are always unacceptable - at university and anywhere else.

Second, such harassment and assault are never the fault - or the responsibility - of the victim.

At Melbourne, every disclosure of sexual harassment or sexual assault is treated with respect. To those making disclosures, your privacy will be respected, and every effort made to support you through the process.

This applies to recent incidents, and to historical incidents.

If you have experienced concerning behaviours, including sexual harassment or assault, please contact the University’s Safer Community Program, where you can report incidents and access support, advice, information and other specialist services.

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Project 6, or simply P6, is a global surveillance project jointly operated by U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) in close cooperation with the German intelligence agencies Bundesnachrichtendienst (BND) and Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz (BfV).[1] As part of efforts to combat Terrorism, the project includes a massive database containing personal information such as photos, license plate numbers, Internet search histories and telephone metadata of presumed jihadists.[

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>Really hate your work the more I see it

public safety announcement

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/82w7463e3o11evag

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>>Really hate your work the more I see it

>>77330917
What kind of fulltime job works weeks to for 500 pounds? That's maybe one work week here.

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Lustre is the codename of a secret treaty signed by France and the Five Eyes (FVEY). Its existence was revealed based on documents leaked by the former NSA contractor Edward Snowden.[1][2][3][4]

The French telecommunications corporation Orange S.A. shares customer call data with the French intelligence agency DGSE, and the intercepted data is handed over to GCHQ.[7]

From December 2012 to 8 January 2013, over 70 million metadata records were handed over to the USA by French intelligence agencies.[1]

>>77330923
Deserves his teeth knocking down his throat for that picture attempting to shame the Army.

Deserves a slap for encouraging paps to harass people.

Deserves castration for his part in the phone hacking scandal

Other than that, occasionally speaks common sense and does a good job of winding up luvvies like Lineker and Lily Allen

>>77330917
how do you make 500 in a day

that means you would have needed to buy 6 bitcoins at their absolute lowest in the past 24 hours and sold all of them at their absolute highest

>>77330917
is the money actually in your pocket/bank account?

>>77330976
You're not allowed to respond to me with my own pictures

sharia for uk

>>77330977

lads on min wage

>>77330992
Er excuse me sweaty but bitcoins are better than any statist currency

got annoyed by the coin meme man but, like all these things, people don't publicise it when they lose thousands of pounds gambling, but shout about it when they win 100

>>77330992

No, it's in my bitcoin wallet

>>77331021
2 buts
too many buts

>>77330999
Don't care

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safe roads lads

daily reminder that the yank driving test is laughably easy

gimmick idea: refer to british columbia as "bong kong"

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MUSCULAR, located in the United Kingdom,is the name of a surveillance program jointly operated by Britain's (GCHQ) and the U.S.A.'s (NSA).

GCHQ and the NSA have secretly broken into the main communications links that connect the data centers of Yahoo! and Google.

In a 30-day period, MUSCULAR was responsible for collecting 181 million records.

It was however dwarfed by program known (insofar) only by its codename INCENSER, which collected over 14 billion records in the same period.

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I would like to cast my vote for Jeremy Wade for King of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

>>77331039
#2 most deadly in the world apparently.
also #2 worst traffic is in Bangkok.

t. was on a motorcycle this morning without a helmet

need a big amazonian gf to throw me round and suck on my little willy

Americans shouldn't be permitted to drive in other countries.

>>77331045
So

>>77331066
the mighty roundabout saves a lot of lives

>>77331079
*drives on the right side of the road*

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>>77331066
Very nice numbers

Morning lads

>>77331066
idiot

>>77330984

Bought low (1.5k odd), stuck some into ripple, eth, SC and so on, sold back into BTC

H A P P Y D A Y S

Squeaky Dolphin is a program developed by the GCHQ, a British intelligence. The program was first revealed to the general public on NBC on 27 January 2014 based on documents previously leaked by Edward Snowden.

According to other Snowden documents, "GCHQ exploited unencrypted data from Twitter to identify specific users around the world and target them with propaganda."

The program enables real-time surveillance of the following items:

YouTube video views
The Like button on Facebook.
Twitter

>>77331098
There are some here but nobody knows what the fuck they're all about. There's no giving way to the right it's just a free for all.
>>77331109
homo

>>77331111
gambling addict

>>77330917

>£500 in something that isn't an actual currency

You realise you can buy fuck all with bitcoin right?

How much is £500 bitcoin in pounds anyway? Most likely fuck all

>>77331066
that's dangerous, you could've died!

>>77330959
.BIG. fan of your work la ngl

>>77331120
>There's no giving way to the right it's just a free for all.
We don't have to give way to the right over here, works fine until some twat thinks you have to give way to your right.

DISHFIRE s a covert global surveillance collection system and database run by the NSA and GCHQ that collects hundreds of millions of text messages on a daily basis from around the world.

The existence of the database was revealed in 2014 based on documents disclosed by whistleblower Edward Snowden.

Each day, Dishfire collects the following amounts of data:
>Details of 1.6 million border crossings
>About 200 million text messages
>Geolocation data

>>77331150
>We don't have to give way to the right over here
Are you fucking spastic?

>>77331135
heh, *lifts shades* I aint a scared.
>>77331150
wat, so who has right of way?

>>77331161
We don't, check the road rules you braindead mong.

did you hear me la? BIG FAN

New:

>>77329887

>>77331169
Whichever person enters the roundabout first, of course there are braindead mongs on the road who don't know about this road rule so I usually end up giving way to the right if it's close and they don't show much sign of slowing down.

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