/brit/

shit edition

LIGHT NIGGER DARK NIGGER FAUX NIGGER REAL NIGGER RICH NIGGER POOR NIGGER HOUSE NIGGER FIELD NIGGER

need the biggest gf you have in stock please

>having to install console games

>>77328872
bun in the oven/10

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anime

>>77328872
fat

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name a more iconic duo I'll wait

>>77328878
still nigger

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why does tim contort his face like this

>>77328879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzCJC3GPEoQ

You ever wonder why Jewish people own all the property in America? This how they did it

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>>77328905
>>77328893

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>>77328849

yeah, I meant a bape shark hoodie like this image

why do people so commonly overuse commas?

its not because yanks are too fat to say a word without a break.

>>77328915
LADS I CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE IN MY NIGGER TRAP

WE HAVE TWO NOW.
ARREST THESE MEN.

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>>77328914
Stevie G and Lamps

>>77328932
thiccc

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>>77328844
except that i am actually a physics student studying quantum mechanics so i think its okay

>>77328950
stopped crying yet?

doing, a, post to annoy, that, yank

>>77328931
still nigga

>>77328950
bender

Don't hate women just view them as children. Not a misogynist just more of a realist really.

>>77328950

What uni lad

>>77328980
>t. incel

>>77328973
wow the asian memes were true

>>77328973
A lot of them are wearing glasses

>>77328980
ddit

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german woman beaten by soviet soldier 1945 (colourized)

>>77328973
squealing

>London billionaire
>does physics at oxford

communism now

>>77328986
oxford

>>77328958
>>77328974
bit rude :x

>>77328973
everyone has the exact same style of glasses

these reddit meetups are fucking dire

chinese gf is going to move to canada lads haha

>>77328926

Love those fat people TLC documentries desu, they make me want to exercise and eat healthy so i never, EVER become anywhere near as fat as they are.
If i watch one then the next 3-4 days i eat only salad and lean protein, while spending at least 2 hours at the gym.

>>77329020
agreed

the /brit/ meetup was much better

>>77328973
>tfw no chink bf

>>77328926
her neck is as long as my leg

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just ordered this

>>77329020
>re: /brit/ meet up NYE 2015

>>77329032
Indian girls love whites I can tell you from my experience

>>77329032
would love to see a white guy tell her that indian girls are disgusting

you know Tim is actually pretty decent at piano
how come his singing is so dire?

>>77329044
yelling

>>77329057
rich Indians look practically European

>>77329044
why?

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>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
>doesn't like London
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
>torrents old science fiction films, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
>prefers the winter time
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
>could've performed better in school, but cba.

the average /brit/ poster

>>77329044
FOB

>>77329064
because they're two different sets of skills?

some canadian guy asked if there were any black guys in here awhile back... i wasnt lying man, i am black.. almost black as midnight

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>>77328938

No it was this except blue not green, like i say i had it about 8 years ago but at the time i was considered hot shit for wearing it

think ill take that trip to india

>>77329042
hello manlet

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This is the AVERAGE female height these days.

If you are shorter than this then you are FUCKED

>>77329083
wonder how he would sound with vocal effects or a vocoder

>>77328973
arr rook same

>>77329077

made a good 100k in the past year so might as well

>>77329102
i'm 5'11

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>>77329064

Fucking thunder and lightening is terrifying

>>77329111
bit better maybe dunno lol

>>77329078
Me haha x

Hola Digimon

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>>77329116

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiPdD1uQCLE

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heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hee hee huee huee hue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
real yank hours

>>77329104
neck too short, my willy wouldn't fit in there

>>77329115
>spending nearly 1% of your income in one purchase on meme items

rip lad

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jelly of all you with thunder and lightning

always think it's unfair that average height is considered manlet but then realised i consider 100 iqs absolute brainlets so it makes sense really

I spend my extra cash on womens clothing and sex toys

>>77329138
you could fuck a girl in the ear and she wouldn't feel it

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>mfw Tim talks about having been to a shop I go to a lot

>>77329092

Wew lad, pretty sure that's baby milo though

probably would go for a pretty penny to some hypebeast nowadays

I guess you did the cute thing and let her wear your hoodie and she just fucked off with it?

>>77329163
Sp-oooo-key

>not spending literally every spare penny you have on travelling
why? who cares about your clothes lmao vein gimp

>>77329159
>>77329124
>>77329109
>>77329089
>>77329063
>>77329015
>>77328995
>>77328963
>>77328929
>>77328876
>>77328850
dire

*fills local reservoir with estrogen*
*Rick and morty subscriptions spike*

heh

I LIKE EM BROWN YELLOW PUERTO RICAN OR HAITAN

>>77329032
kek

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>Girls are dumb meme

Why does everyone act like this? I'm an actuary and I'm surrounded by pretty good looking girls that are definitely the smartest ones in the office.

>>77329044
shouting and throwing things

>>77329044
idiot

>>77329129
could be worse, i could be you liam

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>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
true
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
yes, been NEET for 1 month
>hasn't left the country in years
true
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
true
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
true
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
true
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
live in a village
>doesn't like London
wouldn't want to live there but it's ok
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
don't really say normie
>torrents old science fiction films, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
no and no
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
eat a lot of meal deals tbf
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
have a gf
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
yes and no
>prefers the winter time
not really
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
i have a pretty good body for not working out, but pretty skinny
>could've performed better in school, but cba.
i'm an unmotivated shit, but i have a degree

>>77329178

t. faggot who dug some ditches for africans on his gap year

>>77329142

not sure how a wallet, pair of shoes and a tie are meme items lad

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>>77328885
>White """"people""""

>>77329203
hello yitzkyberg

what the fuck is an actuary

sounds like a meme job to be honest

>>77329208
BURN

tim playing piano is actually quite emotionally affecting for me
im glad he has something to do with his time

do you guys think hes happy?

BREAKING NEWS, ASSOCIATED PRESS TWEET AND A NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLE REPORTING

"Riviewbrah Found dead in his home, aged 42. Appears to have choked on a chicken nugget......"

>>77329216
>a coin wallet and a standard tie with GG pattern

m8 they're meme items

>>77329232
is google broken?

dire thread

>>77329203
stop using my face to push your agenda. i'm a consultant not an actuary

>>77329232
Men who operate on trees.
If they fuck up they have to tell the tree's family.

>>77329216
that's volunteering mate you don't have to spend money on that
good effort getting your extra money stolen straight back off you by mr guccistein though

>>77329078
This isn't funny stop posting it

>>77329251

what's wrong with a coin wallet?

the tie is pretty low key desu

>>77329208
hello nigger

>>77329078
unironically heem yourself

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Imagine having a Brazilian gf

>>77329238
Don't care

>>77329267
>coin wallet
carry cards like an adult

>>77329254
not googling irrelevant meme jobs i don't care about

>>77329261
>funny

not supposed to be

>>77329267
fool and his money and so on

>>77329285
ah right but you cared enough to make a post about it
FUCK OFF YANK

>>77329275
i can't even imagine having a gf

>>77329238
i like to think hes happy at the end of the day. sure he has good days and bad days like all of us but he seems comfortable living the way he does

>>77329260

Yes, you don't have to spend money to fly to Africa and back and also live there for however many weeks you're digging wells. Well done

>>77329238
he may be too insane to know it, but it's not a good life to live

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>>77329275

Nervous about something completely unimportant that's 20 days away

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>>77329116
move to China
>>77329161
*leaves you unconscious with a cockslap*
>>77328885
me on the left

>>77328885
>americans

Anybody else remember christians at school going off to build houses for Africans? Weird lot

hmm
should I do an all nighter

Anime is garbage for perma virgin weeb loser.

>>77329285
>actuary
>meme job

lmao. you realize its a STEM job that pays a shit ton right?

>>77329301
yeah, you don't (have done something similar)
maybe if you're doing grunt work you have to pay but i was teaching

>>77329168

Yeh i let her wear it while i was fucking her but it wouldnt have been worth anything now, it had burn holes in it from soapbar and other low quality tacs. It was more how it ended and how she stole a few of my things that pissed me off, a few band t-shirts and other stupid shit, its not like it was worth alot or that i miss it. Its more the fact of how easily she fucked me over and just didnt seem to care, its had a bit of an impact on how ive formed relationships in later years as well so ive developed somewhat of a grudge.

just remembered that /brit/ discussed whether or not margherita pizza had to have basil on it or not for it to be called a margherita pizza for an entire thread a few months back

>>77329298
>>77329306
ooh this is awkward lads.
Was preferring my fellow countrymen to respond to my post and not the likes of.....you.
Not being rude but getting a (you) from Americans is like hearing a girl likes you and then finding out it's the down syndrome girl who drools over herself.

Not a problem, just don't do it again! haha.
alright chaps.
have a good one.

>>77329330
was cambodia for my school

love it when my penis is flaccid, small and soft

imagine having a gf...

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HOOOLY SHIT

IT'S FAMOUX DEX AKA DEXTER

>>77329282

You realise coin wallet means it also has a coin compartment right? Or are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>77329347
well? does it need basil to be a margherita pizza?

>>77329078
>>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
>>hasn't left the country in years
>>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>>doesn't like London
>>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
>>prefers the winter time
>>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
>>could've performed better in school, but cba.
wew, all me

imagine being a virgin
how does that even happen at this age?

>>77329267
it's a coin wallet...most people use a card for the bulk of their purchases. no one carries anywhere near the amount of shrapnel today that they did when coin wallets were an actual thing. the tie looks alright but you're paying for the GG on the tie and not the quality of the tie.

shit like gucci is all meme brand status. you're buying the maker, not the make. i mean fair crack for earning enough where you can throw that away and not think twice, but you have to be very careful or else you'll piss all your money away on that stuff.

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>>77329349

>>77329364
fat

it's a yank posts in /brit/ episode

>>77329363
doxxed

>>77329330
no

>>77329275
fuck shes hot

played skyrim for 13 hours today

these videos are pretty comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccpe6ymWN84

Pulled me hammy

>>77329363
carry exclusively cards like an adult
didn't make that clear i guess

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can't stop eating biscuits

>>77329365
No I wouldn't think so, it's an optional extra

>>77329354
have a gf AMA
>>77329347
sounds fun

>STEM

ah yes the original meme degrees. think i'll be doing just fine with my business degree thanks.

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>Pulled me hammy

>>77329320
m8 it's 5'11. i'll live

>>77329405
fat shit

>>77329364
BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY

cryptogf doesn't want kids and can't cook

>>77329411
'sheed

>gif
fuck off

>>77329388
I usually read the books instead of actually playing

spreaded me jammy

>>77329411
DEANO
E
A
N
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>>77329375

Get sad when Tim says about his green card wish. Reminds me that to him, he still thinks he has a future, and wants opportunities there. And yet he's almost an old man, certainly heavily into middle age, with a scattered mind and body.

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>think i'll be doing just fine with my business degree thanks.

>>77329411
FONT

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not sure what to put lads

>>77329455
prefer not to say like a boss

probably going to stop being a voyeur

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>both Tim and Kev are desperate to get a green card

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whats the deal with actuaries? what are they actuary doing at work?

>>77329344

Am I sheltered for having to google soapbar?

And weird, had some fucked gfs but none of them have stolen shit

>>77329449
Lad he'll easily make asst. manager at Best Buy by 30

>>77329455
unironically got with a girl because she was impressed i knew what a pansexual was. only knew about it because there was a /brit/ banter session about it a couple of weeks prior wew

it's a yank makes another unfunny post in /brit/ episode

>>77329455
anything but straight or gay is the radical centrist option

>>77329465
you have to be pretty crazy or depressed to think a poor middle aged man would have a better life in the states

how much is a green card

>>77329408
whats it like feeling skin to skin contact with a gril

>>77329405
what biscuits lad? could absolutely smash some biscuits right now

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>>77329423
not fat
just hungry

>job application asks for gender, sexuality and ethnicity for equality purposes
shan't be telling them this information as it's not relevant

>>77329494
nope
you're one of those fatty fat fat shits
go do some exercise tubby

>>77329495
just refuse to answer then

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>>77329493
custard creams

>doing exercise makes you lose weight

ah yes the runts

>>77329495
its very relevant

how are you going to advance your career if you aren't a white straight female?

>>77329494
yeah sure mate
*pokes your belly*

>>77329495
how else will they fill their quotas?

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>>77329465
I'll take Big K in
We can have some bantz over the 'key

get incredibly angry at the thought of fat people
disgusting pathetic cretins

Want to quit smoking but legitimately can't think of a reason to live past 40 anyway

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>>77329509
quite good

big fan of the strawberry ones myself

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>>77329524

>>77329540
runt

>>77329370

see above >>77329363

I like using cash anyway. don't like the gubbermint or the bankers bonuses seeing my ins and outs, I also like occasionally wearing ostentatious shit for normies to gawp at

Gucci is quality anyway, it's actually made properly unlike street wear shit which can be similar price and half the quality. I'll have the wallet for a decade.

gonna go collect my laptop for PC World tomorrow
haven't been arrested yet so I assume they didn't find anything dodgy haha

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>when he likes sticc

Was just going to leave the poo to cook overnight however I now need a piss which can not be ignored so I might as well do both

>>77329467

As far as i know soapbar was only ever in the NE England, parts of Scotland and if Goldie Loookin Chain count as a source Wales aswell. Wouldnt say your sheltered because you havent heard of it, it just a regional thing really.

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>>77329418
>>77329455
Questioning
>>77329492
*ponders about replying to a yank*
hmm..
well makes you feel valuable, especially if she's actively asking for physical contact
makes you not want to kill yourself, but also makes you concludes that if she ever leave s you you won't last a day without pulling the 'cide

>gif
fuck OFF

>>77329524
Why are normies always last on the bandwagon and last off? It's like they're unable to think for themselves and need the crowd to tell them if they should like something or not.

>>77329588
because they're dumb

>>77329560
what the fuck mate? really rude

any darkweb lads here? What's your favourite market now since alpha is down. I'm liking hansa but the prices are a bit high

>>77329563
issue is that the coin compartment is now considered some addition, so they're more expensive in a wallet than a card/cash wallet.

just watch your purchases m8

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>>77329579

fixed

>>77329606
nonce

>>77329568
wow she looks very fertile
(a fancy way of saying i want to jizz in her a few thousand times)

>>77329606
It's 3am, we're all darkweb lads here mate ahaha

>le manlet meme

never got this

I'm 5'8 and I've never had any issues

>>77329606
>>77329622
reddit

>>77329606
stop attracting attention from GCHQ to /brit/ please

>>77329617
>>77329579
heights never been an issue anyway desu. you just have to be taller than the girl and you're in with a chance

>>77329588
excellent post

being a GoT nerd was acceptable from Seasons 1-5.
It is no longer cool to LARP as some autistic nerd in a show where 100% of the good characters are dead.

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>>77329617
>tfw 6'1

>>77329588
they cast a wide net onto zeitgeist and popular culture and specialize little

>>77329435
Always tell myself I'm going to read all the books I come across but then I can never be bothered

>>77329629
4chan

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>>77329621
superior asian men only sweaty

>>77329617
*scoffs at you*

>>77329653
>>77329568
fat

>>77329639
fuck off kraut

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>installed Grindr again

>>77329638
The cool kids read the books first

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>>77329361

BAPE THATS ALL UP ON MY DICK WOAH

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>Why are normies always last on the bandwagon and last off? It's like they're unable to think for themselves and need the crowd to tell them if they should like something or not.
>because they're dumb

>>77329551
do you have the cowboy hat pic where he's posing with the truck?

Thousand pounds of weed
Ridin' in my car so fast I won't turn down the speed
Them hoes dont use they feet no more, they break down to their knees
And suck me like a king
Rosé in my champagne glass and diamonds in my ring

Funny, when I was a boy, EU walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7WtkdLQ6PM

>>77329638
last decent season was 4 desu

>>77329645
Its either that or my case, yeah. Equally wasteful.

>>77329637
I was memeing I'm about the same height as you

>>77329215
please kill yourself

>>77329689
I wonder if merkel stills makes that wine with juniper berries mixed in

enema

>>77329701
never know a memer from a believer when it comes to height memes

post rap lyrics that could be hatposted

>>77329695
okay not that I disagree but it's not like Season 5's awfulness was obvious immediately.

It was a slow realisation culminating with the death of the chosen one in the finale.

It became obvious around Episode 4.

2 sexy amateur college girls take bbc real homemade

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>>77325665
>as in i taught it to myself and find all my university cs courses stupidly easy
Exactly my point.

You tell people anyone can teach themselves programming, alone. But despite the fact that you were already a pro programmer, you decided to pay thousands of dollars, get indebted, to get a CS degree.

This is *exactly* my point. Anon tells people that you don't need any training or degree to become a programmer. He hides that he actually has a degree. Doesn't know what he's talking about.

Fucking asshole, who knows the ropes, and spreads misinformation on the internet, to be sure to get the best job offers. You are full of shit.

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>>77329657
>t. low test beta

>>77329721
im sorry mamma
i never meant to hurt you
but tonight im cleaning out my closet

>>77329721
Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real nigga
Rich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field nigga
Still nigga, still nigga

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>post rap lyrics that could be hatposted

>>77329732
just plain fat

>>77329689
look at him, Commissioner Juncker, the EU president, and the Israelis are with him!

>>77329740
munter

>>77329740
chris you're fucking ugly

>>77329732
Even if you had a massive dick, it would still look tiny when fucking such an Amazonian landwhale.

>>77329740
face like a smacked arsehole

>>77329740
Nigga you uggo

>>77329740
u r one ugly son of a bitch

>>77329740
what on earth compelled you to make this faggy post

Jamaicans (i.e: the only black demographic thats integrated really well into the UK) have their own patois (a.k.a. patwah) which is very distinctive but they only use it to talk amongst themselves in jamaicam neighbourhoods and they can all speak Received English if they choose.

Eg:
>/trii man did a swim/
Three men swam.
>/mi aalmuos lik 'im/
I nearly hit him
>/'im caan beet mi, 'im dʒos loki dat 'im won/
He can't beat me, he simply got lucky and won.

>>77329721
I like wearing my hat
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
What do you think of that?
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

- P Diddy

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>>77329502
>>77329515

>>77329764
that's why they're flocking to the bbc

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=944_1375939219&comments=1
Homeless guy gets assf@$ked by a ghost

>>77329524
fat fuck

>>77329671
I read the books and now I don't give a shit about the TV series, which also has progressed past the books in addition to deviating from them, whilst a new book will never be fucking written. I can't even listen to the spoilers because idek what's going on. Reading the books was a mistake.

>>77329705
excuse me?

what was the post that was deleted

>>77329809
you heard the yank

ah yes, liveleak
very impressive

business idea: mandatory exercise camps for fat people

>>77329721
From the society for scientific exploration
color is vibration, vibration is sound
sound resonates through the mouth check it out
What I say vibrates no less than 9 ways
South, South East, West, south west, east
North, North east, North west
And the black and white images fade
to great sound waves
Track my adversaries like a mouse in a maze
with a bewildering array, of lyrical display
The best of Bis oftenly rearrange
Moto atomic elements, with a deft intelligence
The highest professorship, my English etiquette
compels me to not say it if I can't spell it bitch
My circularised 3rd Eye, sees all
Atlantis was surrounded by 4 sea walls
I read one-fourth of the Library of Alexandria
before it was burnt to the floor
I wish I could've learned more
about the shapes of the sacred geometry they used to draw
They were new millennium but Euclidian in form
ancient in many ways but not nearly as old
Carved from Egyptian gold molded in Assyria
with processed Beryllium by the quintillion

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>>77329812
some ugly twat that regrets showing his face

also his name is chris

>>77329653
w-whats her name

>>77329812
someones face

>>77329809
listen to the man

another victim of /brit/ bullying is now in tears

>>77329804
I read all the books too

I don't think they touched on anything that was in book 5

GRR is living off the bennies from the show now so he doesn't give a shit

poo willy bum

Have you seen those refugees from Syria? They've got curved swords. Curved swords.

>>77329837
yea everyone a bit aggy tonight lmao

>>77329812
cute young guy

business idea : european jesus

>>77329822

got pic?

>>77329862
>>77329862
>>77329862
nu

>>77329814
>>77329814
don't feel suicidal 2bh

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>>77329864

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>>77329784
Imagine being the person who posted this image
>>77329784
what song? can't find it by googling the lyrics. Or is it made up?
>>77329821
wow. Even the title wears a fedora

>>77329837
whom

he's not that ugly

>>77329864
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1500/43/1500430045684.jpg

>>77329862
>>77329862
>>77329862
WE'RE
>>77329862
>>77329862
>>77329862
ALL
>>77329862
>>77329862
>>77329862
IN
>>77329862
>>77329862
>>77329862
HERE
>>77329862
>>77329862
>>77329862

>>77329838
lmao, explains why GoT watchers have no idea when I try to remember things from book 5. I'll probably watch the show once the fat fuck dies.