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He points to your girlfriend and says "quiero yo bailar contigo hoy".

What do you do?
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>quiero yo

learn spanish
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ask how a spaniard made it to australia, that's a lot of water
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>>77324048
The line was "tengo que bailar contigo hoy" iirc.

Also I would walk away, despacito.
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>>77324112
He's Puerto Rican wtf is wrong with /int/ don't you study your despacito lore?
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COMO TU TE LLAMAS, YO NO SE
DE DONDE LLEGASTE, NI PREGUNTE
LO UNICO QUE SE ES QUE QUIERO CON USTED
QUEDARME CONTIGO HASTA EL AMANECER
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>>77324048
Wake up
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>>77324094

>quiero

That's spelled correctly.
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>>77324203
Reminded me of a Spanish Qt.

Also I heard my neighbours playing Felices Los 4 today. It's gonna be the next meme song.
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>>77324295
god damn it ameranon
why do you have to make us look so stupid
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>>77324319
No, FELI had its chance but it couldn't gain traction under DES's superiority.

I'm betting on that new J Balvin song Mi Gente.
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>>77324295
It's spelled fine, remove the "yo" or put it in front that's the problem he's pointing out.
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>>77324295
You wrote "I want I to dance with you today".
You wanted to write "quiero bailar contigo hoy".
The real lyric is "Tengo que bailar contigo hoy".
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>>77324510

Being a pocho is hard. I'm far removed from my Mexican roots.
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>>77324710
m8 I'm white and don't speak Spanish. I'm just not retarded.
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>>77324048
I doubt a foreigner would dare to make weird things in this country.
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>>77324796
what did he mean by this?
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>>77324818
Literally what I've said.
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DES
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>>77324818
I doubt a foreigner would have the gall to say something that outrageous in Russia. Or something like that.
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>>77324048
What a girlfriend?
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>>77324943

Piero,

Italy is home to the most beautiful women in the world. Get out there and make it happen.
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>>77324968
>home to the most beautiful women
Nope.
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>>77324360
Not fucking j balvin. Pls no.
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>>77324295
trying to argue about the spanish language with a Spaniard
good move
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>>77324968
Naive Burgers are cute.
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>>77325048
Need a Nicky Jam Luis Fonsi coop to fight it.
Otherwise we're going MI GENTE all the way down.
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>>77325053

Spaniards are stupid. Where the hell did they get that retarded lisp from?
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>>77325074
I was in Italy for 4 days, in Venice, Florence, and Rome.

Italian women are hot. You can't deny that Vladimir.
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>>77324048
DESPACITO, QUIERO RESPIRAR TU CUELLO DESPACITO
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>>77325204
There are diamonds underground, means you can be rich!
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I am unironically listening to this song
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>>77325174
spaniards discovered and civilized the fucking continenet where you live you stupid fatty retard.

show more respect to your lords.
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>>77324048
that's a big forehead
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DES
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>>77326698
PAS
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>>77326749
ITO
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>>77325237
what the fuck did he mean by this
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>>77326776
A man walks into a pub. And the hats fits him just right.
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>>77326673

Ever heard of the Bering Strait? Native Americans were already here. Plus the Vikings arrived in Canada for a little bit.

At the end, the Spaniards "discovered" America after paying a deluded Genoese sailor who grossly miscalculated the size of the Earth .
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>>77326673
cringe
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>>77326958
>american education
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Someone post good reggaeton. Recent preferably.

Also thoughts on soy peor remix?
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>>77327045

American education has produced an economic juggernaut with an unemployment rate below 5%.

Plus everything I wrote is historically true.
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>>77324048
This is Vermont.
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>>77327126
CHI
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>5' 8
Laugh
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>>77324171
he's hispanic, no?
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>>77327121
>good reggaeton.
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>>77327121
Some classics for you
>Don Omar- Pobre Diabla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR9UC9l2WW4

>Los Benjamis- Noche de Entierro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P--pkagX7s

>Don Omar- Nena Qué Bien Te ves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjnKRYaQI6s

This is the latest reggaeton that I love.
>Maluma- Felices Los 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_jHrUE5IOk

Man, this song is great. Can't wait to dance to it.
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