Austria is a country well known for its...

>>77321561
art schools

fuhrers

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Delicious desserts, beautiful cities, breathtaking mountains and grand music.

Political figures

>>77321561
basements

snooty snobs (worldwide) and crypto-nazis (in Slovenia)

>>77321593
/thread

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Cool uniforms

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>>77321561
Leberknödel is fucking goat.

>>77321561
basements

>>77321561
Wienerschnitzel

ayydolf hitler

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"The Third Man" is a great movie btw

>>77321561
ability to ruin europe and get everyone to think it was the germans

>>77321561
Hitlers

Kangaroos?

An Austrian girl drunk fucked me and broke a bottle of whisky in an Hungarian grill here at an Erasmus party.

They seem normal but on the inside.. I would be careful.

>>77321561
Hungary :DDD
Vienna waffles.

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>>77321561
Gift of Adolf Hitler and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
>At least here in burger land

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>>77321561
redhaired stepchild of a region that we had to take for military reasons and now have to suffer their parasitic ways forever

>>77321561
mountain skiing

>>77322094
Hitler gut, ja?
Blue jeans, Ford, Texas, Hitler gut, ja?
Mississippi, Hollywood, Elvis, Hitler gut, ja?
Lady Liberty, Rocky Mountains, Glenn Miller, Hitler gut, ja?
New York, sneakers, basketball, Hitler gut, ja?

kangaroos and koalas mate

war-starting ability

>>77322114
>and now have to suffer their parasitic ways forever
Elaborate, please

nice guns, beautiful nature, good food.

>>77322328
They don't pay taxes to the state but still get national funds

>>77321561
The place where croissant was created

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>>77322411
And they fucking deserve all the gibs, m8.
Freiheit für Südtirol!

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>>77322411
you forgot
>… and are still net contributors
https://scenarieconomici.it/dati-regionali-2012-shock-residuo-fiscale-saldo-attivo-per-95-miliardi-al-nord/

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>>77322299
Hans idk what your getting at but yes Hitler gut.

>>77321561
Being the best country in the world :3

Tfw not Austrian

>>77322476
Lel they know that Austrians wouldn't treat them like special snowflakes as we do, they are neer going to leave
>>77322507
That's also considering Trentino, which doesn't get the special fiscal treatment

>>77321561
Horizontalness

>>77322522
Ja, Hitler gut. Demokratie gut. Political asylum, ja? Baseball gut too, ja

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>>77321593
how do i get in

>>77322724
>speak German
>be talented enough
>be able to pay the costs
voilá

>>77321561
Mozart

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>>77322776
do my works need to have perspective?

>>77322855
You need the right perspective

>>77322614
>Trentino, which doesn't get the special fiscal treatment
nice try
>Il finanziamento della provincia deriva dalla trattenuta del 90% delle imposte sui redditi raccolti nel territorio provinciale e da una quota su altri tipi di imposte statali (IVA, tassa di successione).
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provincia_autonoma_di_Trento#L.27autonomia_provinciale

>>77321561
Cancerous wh*te """"people"""""

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>>77322697
Political asylum, ja. Just come to the US and we can play some baseball.

>>77322796
Fuck you. Or even better. Fuck the Austrians for that.

>>77322855
They won't accept you if you have a passion for bunkers.

>>77321561
tendency of being mistaken for australia, which is understandable because both are eqaully shit

>>77322309
Are you retarded?

We're talking about Austria and not Australia. Austria is right next to Germany and there are no kangaroos and koalas (maybe at the zoo but that's it)
if you're trolling than fuck off

>>77323054
Why are Germans so bad at humour? Is it autism? Culture?

>>77323103
What's supposed to be funny about that?

>>77323103
I saw that post as well and it didnt make me mad I thought it was funny, but there are always the 20 % who stick out who confirm the stereotypes lol

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>>77321561
ECONOMICS

We work there

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Excellent coffees

the sound of music

their website suffix

>>77321617
So, are you really the ones who invented the brioches?