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Anime or death

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/are guy/

>>77321108
they don't even look real

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lauren.

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business idea: move to the yukon

Great scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRPI3lSACFc

Chilling

>muh degeneracy !!!

>muslims??? REEEE

/pol/

>>77321281
idk its like theres not a single soul in the radius around me
in my flat in city its less anxious

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My gf

>>77321347
is the cccp communist girl?

>>77321331
watched this thing about 20-30 times when I was a kid

mcdonalds vanialla milkshake has 60 grams of sugar in.
60!!!
should be ilegal

http://www.strawpoll.me/13471080

very importantT

https://soundcloud.com/user-50134938/mean-ft-lando

What you think, lads?

anyone play Incredibles on PS2

>>77321391
>no morning star

Ari lads.

How do you do things at a restaurant

Gfs a bit posh and wants us to go out with her parents. Do you get a billion forks and knifes.

we'll still be arguing about whether trannies are women when the mullahs nuke us

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hmmm really makes you think

>>77321307
Might invest in it.
I hate Ontario.

>>77321429
is google broken?

>>77321429
When in doubt use your hands

>>77321443
Gaddafi was damaged goods

>>77321429
just do like the others around you
no chance of doing a mistake this way

>>77321429
no idea grew up poor and wondering the same thing lmao

think youre not supposed to put your elbows on the table or something

>>77321347
Does she do anything other than Asuka?

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>>77321429
>Here you are sir, enjoy your meal

mr incredibles wife is fit

>>77321429
vis a vis cutlery: start on the outside and work in
so if you have 3 sets of knives and forks, use the outermost set for the entree, the middle set for the first course, the innermost set for the 2nd course

etc etc
if you hang on a second ill post a photo of an ettiquette guide I stole from the Ritz once

>>77321472

Same. Only ever had maccy D's and KFC and things. Didn't even use forks and knifes most of the time. Don't understand wine and all the plates rich people have.

>>77321514
londoners will defend this

>>77321429
>>77321472
i assume you guys are joking but anyway cuttlery outwards inwards by order of course. knife right, fork left. fork right only if nothing in left hand spoon right hand, if you dunno how to hold cuttlery then i don't even know what to say just get on youtube and sort yourlife out. put your napkin on your lap and lightly daab ur mouth whenever u need to, bright food to your mouth rather than mouth to food. enjoy going to restaurant for the first itme in ur life

>>77321543
hello shadbase

>>77321514

Wtf is that?

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>>77321570
>hur dur where's my horse and kidney pie

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https://twitter.com/KyleBristow/status/884989639190335488

What's that? The Land of the Free, you say?
Not sure I'm familiar with it.

rain and lightning started in londonl ads getting scared

really need a gf lads. might start 'lifting'

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What did Sargon mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptAX-dDPKQY

>>77321585
who

>scared to go downstairs at night
>not scared when in the middle of the remote countryside in pitch black

humm

>>77321613
Join a climbing gym and get a climbing gym gf

>>77321613
become someone who deserves a gf

>>77321429
>Do you get a billion forks and knifes.
yeah
just use the ones you want
nobody's going to judge you for being autistic about your cutlery

>>77321627
he was in a debate on friday that i watched and he literally said that socialism was inevitable

>american defending london
weird. londoners despise america and all americans

Good morning lads. Off to work soon.

>>77321613
that won't help you

and any girls that you may get from lifting being the only change in you as a person are not the type of girls you wana spend an extended period of time with

it sounds nice in your grass is greener imagination but it is not,

>>77321489
https://www.instagram.com/acidjazzsinger/
https://twitter.com/yuka_jevons/media

walk through bookey endz at night and nothing's ever happened to me

>ywn sail down the creek on a raft with your tomboy best friend
>ywn get a nettle sting that she has to suck better
>ywn rush home together as the sun sets and eat mom's grits and honey roast and biscuits for dinner
>ywn throw knives at a stump and shoot empty beam bottles with your old man under the moon

>>77321576
>i assume you guys are joking
not everyone is rich
never even been to a cafe

my mate once went to a starbucks and i trailed him. it was crazy in there

>>77321636
how old are you, 12?

>>77321627
socialism is owning the means of production, not the result.

>>77319520
kek

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anime

*puts chemicals in the thread to turn the friggin /brit/s gay*

im bare sad

>>77321660
Londoners despise the rest of the country and rural hick americans
>silly nationalists will never know the feel of having more in common with a rich parisian, new yorker or muscovite than a provincial arsenugget

>>77321659
a debate with who

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>>77321627

our guy

like to keep posting in the old thread so there's 2 /brit/ threads on the top of the catalogue desu

>>77321659
So did the CEO guy haha

Sarcuck literally had nothing to say in that debate other than snide comments

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https://soundcloud.com/krabbedonna/the-international-anthem-of-the-ussr-trap-remix

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still crying lads (>>77292270)
it has now been about 18 hours of on-and-off weeping for me

hope you guys are having a better day than me x

>>77321725
some lefty youtubers

muke
finnishbolshevik
badmouseproductions

>>77321678
would absolutely demolish this girl

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guess what i'm going to post when this thread hits 270?

>>77321749
what you crying about

>>77321749
good gimmick

>>77321766
your arse?

>>77321443

Who did he think he was talking to? All the nationalists and immigration restrictionists running NATO?

>>77321610
what the fuck is a plea bargain?

"admit to your crimes and youll get a reduced sentence"?

>>77321749
Dis your mummy ask about your 5am bike ride

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tim...
you need help

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>>77321689

I'm imagining fireflies lad, and a funfair. Imagine taking a girl you grew up with to the fair and winning her a bear and kissing under the stars.

>>77321773
that i will never be a kid again + that my mum will never sing me a lullaby and wipe my worries away mostly

some ancillary general existential crisis stuff too, but the nostalgia is the primary thing

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none of you grew up in an inner city london school

am the only authentic londoner here

>>77321610
don't pretend it's the same. I agree with hate speech laws and other acceptable restrictions on freedom of speech but intentionally trying to cause someone harm (which is easily inferred from the case) is not the same as saying something mean about muslims on the internet

>>77321832
rasheed

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How do i get a 5head gf?

https://soundcloud.com/user-50134938/mean-ft-lando


Calmly swedging on a Tuesday night

>>77321788
yes

its pretty fucking retarded

why do lefties wilfully ignore the atrocities committed by communist regimes across the world but harp on about crimes of America, Britain, the Nazis etc.

seems a tad hypocritical.

>matched with a ridiculously fit bird on bumble
>heard nothing
>did the desperate 24 hour extension thing
>heard nothing
>2 hours to go til the convo expires
>just got a 'thanks for the extension, crazy week' type message with a little kissing smiley face
time to fuck this up royally with a bit of the ol' 'tism lads haha

>>77321163
BLACKED

>>77321810
yes that's exactly it

>>77321832
rasheed.

>>77321858
interesting
so courts are just gambling then
get a more expensive lawyer and maybe your risk will pay off

>>77321867
pix

Mancs>Geordies>>>Mackems>>Yorkshires>Bristolians >>>>.Scousers>>>south east wankers>>>Black country mongs>>>Brummies>>>>>>>>Londoners (pakis)

>>77321832
Mew :3

>>77321766
sad cunt

>>77321832
I live and grew up in Hackney you mong

AND I'm white

Cute (slightly dim) cat is watching the lightning and rain outside x

>>77321891
do NOT care about your stupid little depressing jobless arsehole of a region

Had a dream (nightmare?) In which my Dutch best friend (I don't know any Dutch people irl) excelled at everything and was better than me in every way. He had a bigger house, more money, and a hotter wife. Over about 20 years I became increasingly bitter and started to resent him, and I became depressed.
I also suspect that he cuckolded me but I didn't find out.
I literally woke up sweating and shaking.

WHAT the FUCK is my mind trying to tell me?

>>77321891
scousers are #1 m8

>>77321866
They'll probably ignore your post too. Heads in the sand as always mate.

>>77321842
>The outward effect can vary from uncontrolled jerking movement (tonic-clonic seizure) to as subtle as a momentary loss of awareness (absence seizure)
sounds deadly
hope he never forgets all the harm he could have done to eichenwald over those 99 years

>>77321791
Yeah (>>77296108)

>>77321275
They're Canadian, Canadians aren't real.

>>77321913

>Hackney
>I'm white

shitposting 101

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>>77321933
Hmmmmm...

>>77321913
are you a cockney twat

>>77321886
hmm yes will definitely jeopardise what little chance i have by posting pictures of her online

>>77321928

fuck off hassan

>>77321930
you are the dutch best friend in one reality
you are yourself in the other


the dream was telling you to move to nederland and start a new life, if you want to prosper

>>77321930
Rhodes trying to influence you from beyond the grave

this girl is terrifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9573kGBtuE

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>>77321954

>>77321963
>shitposting 101

Maybe if it was 2004. Hackney is all trendy and white now. Obscene rents and burrito stalls

>>77321689
>>77321810
>>77321874
feels.

>>77321964
literally my dad

he has a thyroid disorder you cunt

>>77321937
arguing about communism here is completely pointless. people have already made up their mind that its literally the worst thing ever and as such there's no point learning about it

>>77322004

which is when you were growing up you fucking dolt Jamal

>>77321996
This is like when Sasha Grey was invited to read to elementary school children.

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Never had a gf lads

Even IF i ever got one i'd have no idea what to do with her

>>77321950
he could have fallen and hit his head. It's not a freedom of speech issue though at least

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>>77322016
You the nerd in glasses?

>>77322039
hug her and kiss her and love her
(also stick your willy in her)

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>>77321108

the blonde white woman is the pinnacle of beauty in the universe

Can't think of anything more runty than crying as a full grown man

>>77322063
so average

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>>77322039
go on walks
stargaze
cuddle
maybe even do lewd things once in a while

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Visa's "Sample Budget" requires having 2 jobs, no heating and being in debt on your car and house

Seriously tell me why I shouldn't just execute myself right now, this planet is obviously not fit for human habitation yet

>>77322018
you'll have to forgive people for preferring to base their conclusions from actual attempts at communism, which resulted in hundreds of millions of deaths, as opposed to navel-gazing theory in books.

>>77322063

NEED her to smash my bollocks and suffocate me with her thighs

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am so fucking boring around girls, no idea what to say

normal around guys though, got semi-normie mates

>>77322072

Think im too emotionally crippled/vacant to ever let anyone in desu.

>>77322063
>either of them
>blonde
lmao

>>77322059
nah I don't go the match anymore

>>77322039

Take her to the fair and hold her hand when she gets scared on a ride. Offer her your jacket when she gets cold. Win her a soft toy. Kiss her as fireworks go off in the sky.

>>77322039
Do you have any friends you hang out with?
Its like that, plus cuddles.

>>77322041
ninety nine
years

>>77322082
>$600 for rent
Wow where's this?

>>77322121
yeah, the offense will always try to go for the maximum penalty, especially if it was an attempt to cause someone harm

>>77322126
no heating bill either so maybe in a shit-hole desert

>>77322082
well you see that's america

>>77322111
Why do you have such a boner for fairs?

If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?

>>77322082
if you need to work two jobs you shouldn't be living in a place that costs 600

Willies willies
I love willies

POO lads... poo

I love MLP
I watch it everyday
I love MLP
please don't call me gay

>went round to a girls house
>had her head on my shoulder throughout the taxi ride
>constantly coming over to me and sitting next to me at this house party
>Too autistic to make the move
>Ended up sleeping on her sofa then leaving in the morning

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

genuinely think im bent

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>>77322167
I know
because tonight is just like any other night
thats why you're on your own tonight

>>77322195
>>77322197
outstanding posts

>>77322096
try being gay
its what i did, and its bonza

>>77322167
never claimed any of this ye shit

>>77322195
a short ditty for banjo, written by an unknown australian, circa 1880

beautiful

>>77321676
this, opt for more cardio instead

you'll get the psychological benefits from exercise

>>77322162
Might as well use the left over cash to start a marijuana growing facility

>>77322085
it is quite clear that that poster is going to argue and refuse the explanation of "there is no point highlighting the atrocities of the ussr when everyone is well aware of them whilst a lot of people still think western "democracies" are 'the good guys' and also we do not live in the ussr so it's less relevant than highlighting the bad things done by the countries we do live in"

arse minge cunt arse poo cunt cock bollocks poo arse gooch penis bum bum bum wee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsV2yDnAOYs

>>77322082
>Car finance, cable TV and zero savings encouraged as part of your budget

Hardly surprising that Visa, a payment transaction firm, wants you to spend though.

>>77322251
ahhh shut up ye daft frenchie

>>77322165

Wholesomeness in an era of degeneracy. You're not taking her to see a lewd film or showing off your wealth at a conspicuously expensive restaurant. You're not taking her to a concert where the songs are going to be about sex. It's good clean old fashioned wholesome fun.

not a fan of this gimmick where the reddit flags crew start using proxys to identify themselves instead, it stated with just josie but all of these recent new regular JFs are blatantly seasoned /brit/ posters

>>77322161
but even the plea bargain is ridiculous
a class A misdemeanour in texas can result in up to 1 year in jail, or fine of up to $4,000
>if a person causes bodily injury to another, and no other aggravating factors are present; or if a person causes physical contact in a provocative or offensive way against an elderly individual
and the prosecutor is offering 5x that length

it wasn't even so much of a free-speech thing I was getting at, just another issue of turbo-jewery

Another lonely Valentine's Day
I can't believe that things turned
out this way
The dream is dead
The dream is dead.

>>77322266
poo arse bellend arse bollocks poo poo poo arse liquid poo arse arse cock cock

>>77322260
You need a car in America
Cable TV i guess isn't necessary but its only like 50$
They include 100$ of savings

>>77321108
hope these two cunts get thrown in the gulag one day

>>77322273
I bet you're a blast at parties....

had my uni graduation ceremony today. was in a beautiful cathedral with lots of music and pomp that had clear Christian undertones. The main clergyman or whatever the fuck his title is said a piece from the pulpit. Then everyone had a celebratory glass of (cheap) champagne

bet the few muzzies in attendance were seething. hope so.

>>77322273
Youre a dirty nonce who likes fucking little girls or at least girls with an infantile mindset
Off yerself

>>77322282
im the only reddit flagger left
someone download 'extra flags for 4chan' and keep me company please

>>77322273
>>77322111
Sounds beautiful. I wish I wasn't so autistic

>>77322306
So a buy a shitheap, don't get a loan for a car.

Amount of defaults on 'sub-prime' car finance deals in the US is sky-rocketing right now.

>>77322349
hi x

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*is a blast at parties*

i fucking love science

Hope you lads are fairing well

*undoes the british class hierarchy*

>>77322342
bitter and depressed degenerate detected hoho

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Why is French hair so /chic/ lads?

*raises paw*

i see scotland's at it again lads. had enough tbqh

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>watching nature documentary from 20th century
>"...and just like humans, they mate for life"

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>>77321725
*whom*
>>77322376

*raises an aloof hoof*

Cat just farted in my face
NOT happy

getting bold and playing hannah diamond on my speakers

>>77322433
alri sipho

have never heard or smelled a cat fart

>>77322418
very very hurtful post
don't know why i cling to life

just sicked

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the bf

Hahahaha Australia needs to be about 20% cooler

>>77322433
you alright mate?

Have wanked it to MLP porn 3 times in the last month

>>77322433
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing

ah yes, black people.

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>>77322418

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EpYEM6KfjI

find me a better sea shanty
(you literally cannot)

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>reasonable overtime

as if toiling wasn't bad enough

>>77322433
can't even hang himself, poor bastard

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could heem any one of u faggots

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4chan is really damaging to the psyche

not used reddit flags in about 6 months, can i get a quick rundown on who's left?

>>77322475
maybe i just have incredibly low selfesteem but im not attracted to him because he looks so intellectual and profound i cant imagine him laughing at my jokes or wanting to kiss me

>>77322418
this isn't even true in terms of human biology

humans can only be described as semi-monogamous

I'm not like other people

>>77322511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDjOAsxeokw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV2FKlj6lIw


what's that song

>>77322433
Notice how his tears traced lines down his skin. Silly old chaps those Africans.

>>77322536
everyone

>>77322458
they're carnivores, so it's much worse than the average human fart. Ökh, why am I typing about the expulsions of methane from domestic felidæ?

*gets the whole of /brit/ in a headlock*

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New here. First time posting. Name's Ross.

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dæ anime?

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>>77322406
french lasses are the essence of chic

>>77322433
thank you winnie mandela

Who's your favourite pony?

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>>77322539

>>77322600
my little one

>>77322511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

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when did captchas get so badass lads?

>>77322561
*elbows you in the bollock*

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oversized arses

doing a read

https://midwestisred.wordpress.com/2017/07/18/edgy-white-internationalism-vs-proletarian-internationalism/

>>77322556
I meant who still uses it. Does Poleaboo still use the Lancashire flag even though he's from Greater Manchester?

>>77322539
bad way of thinking mate

>>77322633
no one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJqXtziMDg

ah yes london

there's nowhere quite like it

>>77322600
1. Twilight
2. Fluttershy
3. Rarity
4. Pinkie Pie
5. Rainbow Dash

>>77322511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_JeKZd9ecE
fucking STUPID idiot

>>77322532
depends which part
/brit/ really isn't that bad. I used to hang out on /gaygen/ on /lgbt/ and we had 2 meth addicts and 3 suicides, one of which was directly caused by one tripfag doxxing another and confronting him inperson and humiliating him so badly he killed himself

we also had a steroid abuse, more doxxes than you can shake a sheik at, a literal paedo and several incredibly messy long-distance relationships

im so glad i stopped going there

>>77322633
if poleaboo turns out to be the lancs su poster i will be very annoyed

>>77322680
no lol

fuckin way she goes lads

British people don't age very well

>>77322641
why

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my tummy x

>>77322675
you gotta go back

why are there so many batties in this thread

>>77322623
*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

>>77322675
mooing at this
benders really are fucked in the head

>>77322653
they're literally behaving like the fuckers in tribal africa. despite being born and raised in a first world country. really makes you think.

>>77322723
>filename
hmm
Doing a think

men only care about women. women only care about women

had a panic attack last night after a massive dab where i imagined i had killed my mum and run away and crashed my car and was burning up in the wreckage
spooky

>>77322722
idk be positive

didn't some leaf say that leftypol was going to start spamming gay shit a few hours ago?

>>77322723
post cock or stop posting

>>77322723
you off you degenerate bent leftypol mong

you're not welcome in our thread so do one

out of all the places on the internet /brit/ would be raided

Greater London is black

what's your most humiliating memory?

>>77322750
was pretty funny when that car ploughed into them though

>>77322653
thats a pretty good police response time though

>>77322723
you're going to be so depressed when you're 30+. have fun!

>>77322790
FORke (fuck off rorke)

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>>77322760
randomised filenames sweaty x

>>77322632
White Internationalism sounds like the alt-right mindset

>>77322768
yes

>>77322063
isn't it dyed?

benders should be shot in the streets

>>77322814
Finding /brit/

NEED A SKINNY TWINK BF TO STICK MY COCK INTO

RIGHT NOW

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Not really sure why yanks think they're welcome here

>>77322814
asked a boy out for coffee
he didn't realise it was a date

im too embarassed to continue this story

>>77322866
Pathological narcissism

>>77322869
>im too embarassed to continue this story
this is where i begin, and this is how it ends

>>77322840
>>77322837
>>77322862
benders out, back to leftypol

this is a straight white male general you're not welcome here

>>77322840
height + weight?

>>77322866
umm this is an american website sweaty xx

>>77322814
reckon it'd be giving out creationist leaflets to kids on halloween (i was like 14 and from a fundamentalist home)
wasn't embarassed at the time but now i am

>>77322901
umm /brit/ is a gay general now sweaty xx

>>77322814
prefer not to say

>>77322840

would stomp your ribs to pieces fucking queer

is morality subjective?

>>77322892
>commie benders mad that a 13 year old can make 1 million in a free market society when they are getting their £40 from the government every week

positively howling

Wish that twink bender would eat a fucking sandwich or something
Auschwitz mode isn't fucking sexy

>>77322953
no

>>77322814
the ones i can tell abt is when i took a shit between 2 cars
like a post binge drinking liquid runny poo. was 15 and it was 4am so no one was out so it was alri

>>77322595
watched that last night xx

>>77322934
2-3 bent leftypol raiders doesn't make it a gay general

hate cars

>>77322953
prefer not to say

>>77322953
no, but its flexible and should be based on reason and logic.

>>77322814
worked at a festival a few years ago
social anxiety went into full overload, struggled to make friends with other workers at campsite

when our shifts finished we could party, but ended up by myself off my tits and started to feel intense fear, texted this other worker asking him where he was and he pretended he didn't know who i was and starting messing with me because he obviously thought i was a gimp and didn't want me to hang out with everyone

bumped into them all later and he looked embarrassed, felt so shit

he was an ugly, fat balding manlet as well with glasses, typical middle class uni student

>>77323006
>>77323006
>>77323006
>>77323006
New

NEW

>>77321469
>>77321469

wish leftypol would fuck off and take their degeneracy

at least when we used to do ironic gayposting it was funny

this is just straight up gay

>>77323027
>>77323028
FUCK OFF

love going out at 8am and watching all the cars stuck in traffic in the morning rush
it's almost always 1 person per car

VERY inefficient

>>77323027
>>77323028
the absolute state

logic and reason can be pretty subjective

>>77323028
waheeeyyyyy loseerrrr

'ave it ya cunt

>>77322991
it made me really sad, i almost didnt finish it and i ended up hating everyone by the end. might actually have been the most depressing movie i ever watched. 6/10 the girls are cute

>>77321640
Been climbing for 5 years and never had a climbing gf. Don't believe your lies

>>77323111
>most depressing movie i ever watched.

have you seen threads?