Why do Germans integrate so well?

>>77318843
They don't.
They're the most cancerous ethnic group here when it comes to heritage.

>>77318880

Aren't the """Irish""" worse?

>>77318843
because no one in america would admit that they are german in public, to dodge bullying and make friends/socializing easier.
I would literally just call myself american or pretend to be swissgerm.

>>77318942
Not really.

>>77319108
Found the irish

>>77319108
t. Fergus O'Shaughnessy

>>77319051

Disgraceful to your ancestors.

What did your people fight for in WW2?

>>77318942
Same shit really, both groups also magically transform in numbers depending what way the winds are blowing

>>77319051

this.

>>77319410
ironic question?

>>77318843
Being an ethnic German is an international hate crime

>assimilate
you mean losing their culture?

They were demonized during the world wars so they had to become just Americans.

>>77319051
No one hates Germans here

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>Those [Germans] who come hither are generally of the most ignorant Stupid Sort of their own Nation.
>“Not being used to Liberty, they know not how to make a modest use of it.”
>“Why should Pennsylvania, founded by the English, become a Colony of Aliens, who will shortly be so numerous as to Germanize us instead of our Anglifying them"
German immigration was always a mistake, we may have forced them to drop the language but the peasant hivemind mentality remains to this day.

>>77319542
Why are Danes so bad at banter?

It's always the same old memes
>americ is fatt
>americ have no cultur
>have u sharted latly?

Step it up, my dude. There's a million ways to make fun of America, and you're using maybe like five of them.

>Implying
Even our arabs assimilated better than muh heritage germans.

>>77319742
>american banter
Pretty embarrassing, tbqhfam

>>77319630
>

lmao
most of you do, you just don't admit it when asked so you look like the heroes of the day who love everyone.
My sister and her friend went there and all they were called nazis in public and on a party everyone talked behind their backs.
Also my history teacher went there for a minijob and he got totally memed by his class. A college class by the way.

>>77319051
>because no one in america would admit that they are german in public, to dodge bullying and make friends/socializing easier.

What the hell are you talking about? German ancestry is actually over-reported in the US, people think it's cool.

>>77319459
The best part is that half of them are named Jackson or Williams.

>>77319836
I have no idea what you're talking about. Nobody here has any problem with Germans. Maybe your sister and her friend took a joke the wrong way? Your people are infamous for having no sense of humor after all.

>>77319742
The punchline of his joke was not that America has no culture, it was that in order to assimilate to America they had to lose their own German culture in order to adopt American culture. His post was not insulting America, it was criticism against the glorification of assimilation and integration.

>>77319824
>implying Americans banter at all

Americans only effortpost and shitpost. Banter is a concept foreign to us.

>>77319911
>your people
Don't get ahead of yourself there Hans Kolowski

>>77318843
>Largest ethnic group
Yeah,having 1 german grandparent and 3 british/whatever the fuck grandparents qualifies you as german

Americans have a lowkey obession over ethnic backgrounds,even black people there like to know where they come from.
Even the liberal "cucks" that are pro-immigration secretly masturbate to their ethnical background

>>77319915
That actually makes sense, maybe I'm just retarded and flustered from all of the Danish shitposting

>>77319836

It's the same with the Brits.
They will ask you if you burn jews in your garden and stuff like that I don't know how americans and brits can be so ignorant.
Maybe it's pure hatred also with the influence from television and cinema.
One reason I never want to visit the US

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Really makes you think

>>77319867
>"polls"

>>77319911
no friendo, we joke about nazis all the time. Getting yelled at to fuck off back to krautland by the fucking cashier in a shop is really not much of a joke.

>>77320005
I understand. Danes are one of the worst posters. Almost as bad as Germans.

>>77320062
Too much French on this map

>>77320019
>They will ask you if you burn jews in your garden
What the hell? I've run into lots of Germans and nobody ever asked them anything like that.

>>77320095
>Getting yelled at to fuck off back to krautland by the fucking cashier
Again, I have no idea what you're talking about. What state did your family visit? 1950s Alabama?

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>>77320019
>They will ask you if you burn jews in your garden and stuff like that

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>>77320019
>they will ask you if you burn Jews in your garden
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>77320019
"Don't mention the war"

>>77320019
nah ok come on brits aren't really serious about it. If they want to offend you they actually say offensive stuff. You can also hear it in their voice.
It's called ironic and sarcastic Humor.

>>77320153

I haven't been to the US but back then in school our english teacher told us many stories.
She traveled to the US and the UK many times. Private and on school trips.

She said that Americans and Brits are probably the most ignorant people. She has been harassed many times.
It wasn't just banter, Hate filled ranting and some pupils have been attacked as well.

The funny thing is that she said the African Americans were the friendliest. Maybe it's because of the fact that they get discriminated as well.

>>77320353
things that never happened

>>77320153
New York

>>77320396

It did.

>>77318843

https://youtu.be/PTBl2BBpWSY

Very true. I can only notice if they have an accent.

>>77320353
>It wasn't just banter, Hate filled ranting and some pupils have been attacked as well.
I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. I've never met anyone in my life who genuinely dislikes Germans.

>>77320414
Ok now I know that you're full of shit. New York is possibly the most tolerant place in the country when it comes to other cultures/nationalities.

>>77320353
can confirm the assault thing, some brit teenie threw a stone at my aunts head while screaming "Achtung bomber" with the most retarded accent ever.
After that she said to me that if I go to England some day I should just say I'm from Luxemburg because no one gives a fuck about this Country.

>>77320353
Your teacher is a liar.

this Kraut has posted this shit bait before almost word for word, just ignore it

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>>77319742
>>77320005
r-rude

>>77318843
Because both world wars made them shut up about the fatherland

I recently returned ro germany after living in the US for a year.

It took me a few months of slow recognition, fighting a thought I did not want to believe: The US is still a deeply racist country. The laws on the books claim otherwise, but those laws seem like far away idyllic words that clash with the daily reality: everything is stacked against those who are born with a german name.

The americans as a nation applaud themselves for having moved beyond race. They find one or two self-made germans who succeeded against terrible odds (like Trump), and elevate their stories to a higher position, and then tell them over and over, so they can say, "See, we really are a color blind nation."

Fuck america.

>>77320593
They told me it happened so I believe it as long as I can't travel back in time.
My families word over yours, sorry.

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>>77320696
hello

I like denmark

>>77320642

I swear it's the truth. I personally know someone who got punched in Paris for no reason. Some drunk guys did hear them talk German and then one got attacked and lost some teeth.
Generally speaking other European countries are more friendly.
Brits and Americans seem to be the worst.

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>'Germans' are sperging again

>>77320666
Well, that explains why he's being so retarded. Which I hadn't wasted my time replying.

>>77320353
I went to the US as an exchange student, they asked me if Hitler was still in charge and made fun of my pronounciation. They bullied me and the other germans for no reason, shouting hate filled slurs and calling us nazis. I will never go there again.

>>77319405
u takin tha piss m8
Fergus is a good Northern Scottish name.

>>77320727
If your family was in the US during WW2, then it is understandable that they got bullied. Americans hated Germans like the Japanese because of Nazis.

My post wasn't bait.
There is another german poster but I don't think that he's trolling either.
Google it as well. There are some stories online

>>77320886
Look at his other posts, he's deliberately posting stupid shit. Stop encouraging him.

>>77320666
>>77320847
Google my posts if you want, they aren't made up or pasta.

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>>77320639
>some brit teenie threw a stone at my aunts head while screaming "Achtung bomber" with the most retarded accent ever
And they said Germans aren't funny

>>77320836
>t. Germanophobe

>>77320903
>There is another german poster but I don't think that he's trolling either.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/12/america-racism-subtle-dangerous-new-york
He's pasta posting.

>>77320952
>tfw I once had a neighbour named Fanny

She was a nice lady though

>>77320836
>get discriminated in countries that were supposed to be cool with you
>speak up about it
>CHIMPOUT HURR DURR

God fucking dammit, sometimes I really want to go with the memes and just create another war just to piss all of you off.

>>77321060
Fuck off Heinrich, you autistic cunt.

>>77321113
>Being this dense

>>77321018
So there is literally one pasta post by some troll and this somehow invalidates all the experiences of all the other german posters?

>>77321159
Pretending to be retarded is still being retarded.

He deserves to mocked.

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>>77321060
>get discriminated in countries that were supposed to be cool with you
>countries that were supposed to be cool with you

>>77319410
killing jews and conquering land mostly.

>>77318843
Do you mean actual germans or "muh heritage" faggots?

>>77320062
>That tiny “portuguese” state
What's that?

>>77321305
Rhode Island.

>>77321305
Massachusetts and Rhode Island

>>77321219
>what are polls and general media

>>77321113
Just saying what the fuck I want. I find it funny how you sperg 24/7 how much you hate krauts on pretty much every website in existence that allows free speech but when we complain about it it's autistic.

>>77321060
What state did you stay in? Girls at my university sweet on over German guys here even if they are average looking.

>>77321416
I'm the guy talking about my sister.

>>77318880
>>77318942
There's literally nothing wrong with heritagefags.

>>77320062
Why did Hmong migrate to a crappy middle Canada-border state instead of one of the developed ones?

>>77321455
It is so hard keeping track of you guys. Okay so where did your sister stay in the US?

>>77321629
>>77320414

>>77321629
>It is so hard keeping track of you guys
Classic blitz tactics. Stay vigilant.

>>77321416

>whores like foreigners

Imagine my shock

Doesn't change the fact that Americans are racist as fuck and will call you a Nazi, make fun of your accent and harass you.
Germans tend to be colder as well, but you won't be assaulted or harassed (except for some parts in the East but they aren't really German)

>>77320019
Brits do it on purpose because we think its funny and germans just CANNOT deal with being made fun of.
We also think you are secretly like that because of how much you apologise for it.

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Always thought the US would be a great country to spend some quality years in but threads like these put me off a bit.

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>>77321696

>>77321738
One of our most beloved athletes is a German and he plays in our most racist state, nobody ever gives him any shit. Idk if you're just trolling or what, but nobody in America has any kind of hatred towards Germans.

>>77321789
>germans just CANNOT deal with being made fun of

THIS so much.
People here make fun of themselves all the time but when a foreigner does it, it triggers them instantly.

>half american - half gypsy
>proud of his gypsy "heritage"

>>77321987
>People here make fun of themselves all the time but when a foreigner does it, it triggers them instantly.
Because among ourselves it's mainly friendly banter, anglos actually mean it. They are also much more vicious, generally speaking.

>>77322048
>being proud of gypsy heritage
Is this actually a thing?

>>77320019
It's irony/satire

>Germans in charge of humour

>>77318843

Part of their taqiyya requires them to pretend to be one of us before they strike.

I don't think americans and brits hate us so much.
But I will have to travel to these countries myself to be 100% sure

>>77321504
lutheran church and their influences.

they do this so somalis/hmong/etc. refugees can eventually accept lutheranism. somalis sure aren't however but not sure about others.

>>77322127
germanon here
>>77320319
already explained it

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>>77321738
Mmmmmm. You know what? I don't even feel bad that you got bullied. I am actually very happy now. Now that I see your personality, I see why you got bullied.

Welcome to America, land of the brave and strong. You could never become an American because you are a butthurt coward. You ran back to Germany with your tail between your legs. Stay in Germany, you are not fit for America.

the funniest part is when the muh heritage ones try to learn german in school but are so so bad at it

>>77321806
Don't worry, we'll visit you instead :3

>>77322127
This is a thing I noticed with anglos. They will attack you in every way possible and as soon as you start defending yourself they will claim it was all "fun". Then they have the audacity to blame you for "not being a good sport" or some shit. Fuck you guys and your sneaky mind games.

>>77322240
It actually makes me proud that some americans celebrate their german heritage, but this really is kinda funny

Americans hate their anglo roots so much they pretend to be German.

>In the 2014 American Community Survey, English Americans are (7.6%) of the total population.[5]
>However, demographers regard this as a serious undercount, as the index of inconsistency is high, and many, if not most, people from English stock have a tendency (since the introduction of a new "American" category (See Old Stock Americans) in the 2000 census) to identify as simply Americans[6][7][8][9] or if of mixed European ancestry, identify with a more recent and differentiated ethnic group.[10] In the 1980 United States Census, over 49 million (49,598,035) Americans claimed English ancestry, at the time around 26.34% of the total population and largest reported group which, even today, would make them the largest ethnic group in the United States.[11][12] Eight out of the ten most common surnames in the United States are of English origin or having possible mixed British Isles heritage, the other two being of Spanish origin.

>>77322216

No I'm the one who hasn't been to the US

>>77321862

Are you talking about Nowitzki?
He's a pole though

All these "insults" by the brits are pretty much ironic.
I mean there is no way you could take this serious unless you actually have no sense of humor (or they are really this shitty which is more or less physically impossible imo). God I hate to have that stereotype because it will always be proven right by some other german.
For the US part I don't know.
I guess some of them are just retarded.

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>>77318843
>silent
>blowing huge horns

>>77322601
>or they are really this shitty which is more or less physically impossible imo
I've been to both england and scotland and trust me, they really are that bad in real life. "Banter" is not a made-up thing from 4chan, they will actually bully you and then claim it was all just fun and games when you report them to their boss, even though it's not funny in the slightest. It's really just being an asshole, especially to foreigners.

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>>77322446
Jesus fucking christ. If you haven't been to the U.S. your own-fucking-self then don't say anything.

>>77319108
t. séamus

>>77319051
maybe last century, but not anymore

>>77321504
minnesota is a wealthy state. also like the dane said, fucking lutheran refugee settlement groups think they're saving the world when they're just making our peaceful states less safe

>>77322279
I mean stories like these in this thread don't actually happen irl do they?

>>77322735
104th post, best post

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>>77318843
They didn't, actually. They were just lucky that we went to war with Germany not once but twice in the early 20th century. War accelerates integration a thousandfold since the native population is paranoid and on edge of fifth columns, and "hostile" populations are put into encampments and shamed if they're not sufficiently integrated.

Before World War 1, German was a fairly common language in households. In the years after the war broke out, but before the USA entered it, speaking German became unacceptable here. Many families just tossed it out the window lest they be considered foreign traitors.

With this in mind, the USA needs another war with Mexico so we can root out the traitors and the integrated ones.

>>77318843
Only cucks assimilate

>>77322758
you sound like a massive stiff sperglord like the elite police guy in hot fuzz.

i did not read this thread. i did not.

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>>77321504
>Why did Hmong migrate to a crappy middle Canada-border state instead of one of the developed ones?

>crappy border state
The Great Lakes region is one of the most developed on the continent, on par with New England and California. Not sure where this "undeveloped" meme came from

>>77322906
Turks are worst migrants Tbh

>>77318843
1. German heritage is way overstated, it's very common in the US but British is still more prevalent
2. The split in the German population between Catholics and Protestants meant that Germans married pretty much every other white ethnic group (Catholics with Irish, Italians, Poles, French, Protestants with English, Dutch, Scandis etc)
3. There was a large anti-German backlash in the US at the time of WW1 which included all elements of German culture (even universities stopped teaching German literature). German language, which was still somewhat common in the Midwest, basically died out at this time and "German" customs (e.g. keeping the Christmas tree up until February) went away too.

>>77322979
you should have considered that before you took the working class of a third world country. even turkish working class themselves see those immigrants ridiculous today.

>>77322443
You can't blame the original Anglo-ethnicity population for not identifying as British when they were in fact the ones that hated you so much that they rebelled

>>77323065
>you should have considered that before you took the working class of a third world country
If only they were actually working lol

>>77323065
Like mexicans in the U.S they love their heritage country and larp even though those that live in the original country see them as dumbasses. The classic identity crisis.

>>77323132
At least in the case of illegal Mexicans, we can deport them back.

Been wondering, does the traditional Midwestern dinner (a meat + a starch + a veggie) come from the Teutonic immigrants?

>>77322758
you have to understand that brits have a very rough sense of humor which is quite rare here in deutschland.
They are pretty much ironic shitposter irl.
Much like the orcs in shadow of mordor.
Best way to deal with them is to just take it and actually "bully" them back and not run to your boss like a baby.
Who knows maybe they respect that and will invite you to the Pub or some shit.

Latinas love germanic cock, I advise germanons to go to Texas or Cali if you want to stay here for a bit.

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>>77322868
100% correct. You see imigrants in Canada don't assimilate. Nope, instead Canadians assimilate to immigrants.

>>77323132
>they love their heritage country
This is so fucking stupid. If they actually loved their country they would go back there, instead they wave their flags here while enjoying the benefits of living in a country that is not turkey.

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>>77323227
>This is so fucking stupid. If they actually loved their country they would go back there,
That's all too logical

>>77322791
Unfortunately Americans as a whole are indeed quite stupid and uneducated and pretty much the only thing most know about Germany is "muh Hitler muh Jews" (I wonder (((who))) could've given them that idea). The flip side is that Germans are still perceived as intelligent and industrious; to say that something is "German engineered" is considered a selling point. Truthfully most Americans don't think much about Germans or any non-Americans at all. And there are a lot of people (mostly middle class and above) who reflexively like anything "European."

I think it's telling that most of the stories in this thread involve either schoolkids or chavs. Bottom line is that unless you're going into biker bars in New Jersey and trying to start arguments about WW2 you should have no problems.

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>>77323170
Umm, why would that be a cultural thing instead of just an "eat a balanced meal" thing?
Midwestern diet might overrepresent grains/corn and underrepresent seafood, but I don't see how that's a big deviation.

>>77318843
Fuck wh*tes.

>>77321504
>There's literally nothing wrong with heritagefags.
t. yank abroad

>>77323324
Went to a German restaurant and noticed that many of the meals were a hearty combo of meat, potatoes and greens, similar to the dinners we'd do when I was a youngfag.

>>77323388
>doesn't know what Minnesota is
>is American
Fuck off retard

Integration doesn't happen, ethnicities/races willingly segregate unless forced to do otherwise. What happened was assimilation (as the article states...) via the birth of a new ethnic identity (white american).

>>77318843
Because they are sleeper agents from the Fourth Reich, they're still ubermensch

>>77323173
Wow, ein Deutscher, der eigentlich nicht autistisch ist. Bist du zufällig Grieche?

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>>77323429
you have them flipped m8

assimilation doesn't create anything new

>>77323516
Nein, aber mein vater ist albaner

Where the fuck did you Germans visit? I've met German exchange students and tourists, they all seemed to be having a good time.

>>77323540
Achso, dann bist du ein Kryptogrieche.

>>77323516
Nein. Außerdem war das wirklich autistisch.
Humor Analyse ist einer der autistischsten Dinge überhaupt.

pls don't kill me

>>77323540
imposter kameradenschwein

>>77323601
We usually don't show when we are hurt

>>77323609
und du bist ein mohrenkopf

>>77322312
Damn, I guess Hans really takes it to heart when it comes to teasing.

>>77323625
>Humor Analyse ist einer der autistischsten Dinge überhaupt.

Kek, Meta-humor-analyse ist sogar noch autistischer, Jürgen. Herzlichen Glückwunsch, du hast gerade bewiesen, dass jeder Deutsche klinisch autistisch ist.

>>77323601
probably extra ordinary shitty places
you know, to get the full murica experience. There is also a huge difference between educated students and random burgers in flyover regions

>>77323762
Tbf the most viciously anti-German people in America are mostly going to be university-educated Jews. And the most pro-German people are often current/former US soldiers.

>>77320062
>michigan
>arabic

When there is scandinavian languages, there is arabic as well X---D

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>>77323757
krieg ich jetzt mein Psychiater Diplom?

>>77318843
Because the Anglo Saxon and his teutonic brethren require those of us (Gaels) with a higher blood to civilise them. That's why Germany has been a mistake but Britain became an Empire, the Krauts lacked both the physical strength of the Irish and the administrative skill of the Scottish.

>>77323815
Is this a pasta? I think I have already read this post somewhere.

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>>77323850
Michigan has no Scandis. In fact, the only Nordic people who live there are Finns on the upper peninsula.

Nice job insulting yourself Pekka

>>77323815
I don't understand how educated people could be so ignorant?

>>77323957
It's not ignorance, more of an atavistic reaction to the Holocaust. Jews as a group are incredibly petty, vindictive people.

>dieser ganze Faden
werdet ihr echt gemobbt, wenn ihr in anderen Ländern seid? lmao, erbärmlich

>>77323852
Ja, nur wenn du meine citalopram-Pillen für ein günstiges honorar verschreibst. Der Psychiater, den ich besuchte, als ich Student in Deutschland war, erwartete jedesmal 70€ von mir. Ihr Deutsche seid die wahren Juden.

>>77323992
damn.

>>77324011
Ihr Deutschen* mein spanischer Freund

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>>77323992
>Jews as a group are incredibly petty, vindictive people.
It's a good thing we let them control our media and banking system, which are clearly non-vital organs of our country that are immune to manipulation and propaganda!

>>77324041
Halt die Klappe, du Schneenegger.

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>>77324011
>die wahren Juden

alles für den Euro, mein Freund.

Die wahren Juden sind die Schweizer desu

>>77324001
Sie hassen uns weil sie nicht wir sind

>>77324106
Die wahren Juden sind die Juden

>>77323954
:)
HANCOCK BEST CITY @ UPPER PENISSULA

>>77319051
Is this the 1910s?

>>77324156
they h8 us cuz they anus

>>77324205
Die wahren Juden sind die Süddeutschen und die Schweizer, meiner Erfahrung nach.

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>>77324235
>not putting your pekkas in the mine

>>77324062
Hey, at least they went to university, got an education, and have a work ethic worth emulating, rather than regressing into a raving tinfoiler shitposting on 4chan.

>>77324282
>Hey, at least they went to university, got an education, and have a work ethic worth emulating
Lol you seriously think it's work ethic? They suspiciously cluster in particular industries far exceeding their ~2% population share in our country.

We call that nepotism where I'm from, not coincidence.

>>77318843
Protestantism

>>77324237
please understand, I have never been to america or the UK and all my knowledge comes from semi serious online polls and Q&A, movies/tv, 4chan, documentaries, newsarticles, People who have been there, youtube etc.

>>77324374
Half of germany is catholic, ever heard of the 30-years war?

germans are swarthy bastards here to claim the anglo settlements

>>77320476
Yes.

>>77318942
and the Italians, Latinos, some West Indians, Somalis, etc. Slavs, Asians and Germanics tend to assimilate well. The Irish problem is they all came in one giant and poor horde. 1st Generation Italian Americans can still be cancerous.

>>77324465
We wuz kaisers n sheeit

>>77319051
I know some Bavarians here and they don't pretend they aren't German.

>>77323429
Because often the integration/assimialtion meme is a black/white thing where people often forget how people act in private or in the downlow.

Just like my 2nd gen boss who speaks Chinese at his home because his British parents learned Cantonese when they lived in Hong Kong and he learned the language a native speaker before going to Glasgow then to Canada.

>>77324333
Sour grapes. Jews prize education, like Asians and Indians, and have seen themselves as elite for generations. How you see yourself is the biggest determinant for where you end up.
You lose because of you. Nothing to do with them. That you see that as conspiracy pegs you as weak. You don't want to believe hard work pays off, because you've never done it.

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>>77324465
get fugged cumskin

>>77324513
But bavarians aren't german (also non-white and ungrateful Tbh)

>>77324333
That's what white people do though abroad in other coutnries. That's what any fucking minority that is well off relative to the majority.

>>77324513
"I am bavarian, not german"

>>77319542
>you mean losing their culture?
They have it but they aren't publicly loud and obnoxious about it. There is no equivalent of Boston Southies (Irish) or Staten Island Wops (Italians). They don't have a huge trash-a-thon parades like Puerto Ricans, Dominicans and West Indians do.

>>77324513
"Muh free state muhfugga" *rapes german language and calls it culture*

>>77324497
>>77324546
In Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People? why increase the Sons of Africa, by Planting them in America, where we have so fair an Opportunity, by excluding all Blacks and Tawneys, of increasing the lovely White and Red? But perhaps I am partial to the Compexion of my Country, for such Kind of Partiality is natural to Mankind.

>>77324679
I recognize this quote,
Benjamin Franklin?

>>77319712
Way to shitpost.
Franklin has mentioned Germans many times,

>I have often observed with wonder, that Temper of the poor English Manufacturers and day Labourers which you mention, and acknowledge it to be pretty general. When any of them happen to come here, where Labour is much better paid than in England, their Industry seems to diminish in equal proportion. But it is not so with the German Labourers; They retain the habitual Industry and Frugality they bring with them, and now receiving higher Wages an accumulation arises that makes them all rich.

>>77324679
>tfw saxon
Feels good

On the other hand it's hard to take someone serious when they are mentioning aliens to make a point.

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>>77324748
the one and only

>>77324643
Depends on which parts of the U.S.

>>77320718
https://youtu.be/SloKBpjTYOE?t=537

>>77324591
No, Bavaria only comes up if someone specifically wants to know where in Germany.

>>77324539
>Sour grapes. Jews prize education
Sorry m8 I have an M.S. in engineering. You're projecting.

>and have seen themselves as elite for generations.
Asians and Indians don't cluster themselves around two particular industries, media and banking. In fact, the only area Indians are overrepresented in is medicine/pharma, and guess what? You need to go through medical school for that, which is a true meritocracy.

Meanwhile the only way Jews get jobs is through other Jews in jobs that are mostly based around soft skills and networking. Fancy that, it's almost like a perfect recipe for nepotism. No wonder they've been kicked out of country after country the past 2000+ years.

>>77324760
>tfw saxon
>Feels good
Neidersachsen? Because I'm pretty sure those are the Saxons he's referring to.

>>77324568
>abroad
I'm not talking about MNC transplants. I'm talking about Jews who have American citizenship, who are Americans.

>That's what any fucking minority that is well off relative to the majority.
They're well off because of nepotism. And they maintain their ethnic enclave position because of nepotism. Sorry, but I believe in meritocracy.

>>77325052
Yup. I am also blonde and blue eyed, so I guess I pass as white anyways.

>>77319567
So it goes to show that the best way to force a minority to assimilate is to bully them
Peace through bullying

>>77325267
>the best way to force a minority to assimilate is to bully them
We tried this once, but I think we went over board with it

>>77325305
Yeah, probably a lil bit

>>77318880
Why lie about something so mundane on the internet?

>>77324011
>nur wenn du meine citalopram-Pillen für ein günstiges honorar verschreibst
Joscher BITTE

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>>77320711
We will have our revenge against the eternal anglo

>>77325019
>Asians and Indians don't cluster themselves around two particular industries, media and banking
Jews are found in every white collar field imaginable. It's very possible (even likely) Jewish culture is a positive incubator for business entrepreneurship and acumen.
Just because a minority clusters in a field (which I have no data of, and I suspect you don't either) doesn't necessarily correlate with nepotism.
>You need to go through medical school for that, which is a true meritocracy.
Banking and media aren't results-oriented? You are delusional. Everyone is accountable to shareholders, and people without the brains fuck up a whole lot.
Your mantra about expulsion is indicative of the unhinged internet infographic cesspools you buy into.

>>77324235
Give this man an honorary US citizenship, stat.

Come to Hancock and I will buy you a drink or three

>>77318843
Any German-Americans who still retained some traditions like teaching their children German and so on would have stopped pretty quickly in the early 20th century since there was a very strong anti-German sentiment in Anglo countries due to the world wars and you didn't want to be treated as potential traitors or a disloyal fifth column in the country.

In that time Anglos disliked Germans so much they did silly things like rename the German Mastiff to Great Dane and rename the British royal house from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor

>>77318843
>>77322735
Aren't those horns Swiss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxRSlNC0c8

>>77325891
The swiss are germans in denial

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>>77324643
>They have it but they aren't publicly loud and obnoxious about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_Heights_Monument
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sons_of_Hermann

>>77325543
>Your mantra about expulsion is indicative of the unhinged internet infographic cesspools you buy into.
Ah yes, the "unhinged cesspool" of Slate

>Hollywood is a slightly different story. The conventional wisdom that Tinseltown is Jewish-dominated has some basis in reality, as Jews seem to be disproportionately represented in the upper echelon of film directors and executives. According to the 2008 American Religious Identification Survey, 1.2 percent of the nation's adults are Jewish. (That includes only self-identified Jews and may exclude a significant number of Americans with Jewish ethnicity who are not observant.) Yet, of the top 20 directors, producers, and other non-acting movie bigwigs listed in the Guardian's Film Power 100, nine are Jewish (45 percent). There are plenty of prominent Jewish execs slightly further down the list, too, including the brothers Coen and Weinstein.

Germans have this way about them that you can't joke with them because they take it super seriously, even ones far removed from Germany.

One of my highschool buds is all muh heritage German and for the longest time I thought he had autism, then I met some Germans living in Germany and it all made sense..

Can confirm the german, anglos are really rude and agressive

In Bristol some lad told me to go eat some spaghetti and called me dolmioboi

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>>77326306
>Finished 1897
>Charity founded in 1840

Nice try.

>>77326594
Traditional ruhrpott germans tend to not take themselves or anything seriously because they know they are human trash living in cities made out of literal factories, so they have a pretty decent humour

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>>77326978

>dolmioboi

Whensa your dolmio day?

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>>77326978
mamma mia..

>>77326978
kek we're not all like that though

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>>77326978

DOLMIO BOY! DOLMIO BOY! WHAT'S THE MATTER DOLMIO BOY? CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER?

>>77326594
There was a bitch like that in my high school, always spouting on about her German heritage and nobody could pronounce her surname. One day my history teacher said both wars was her people's fault and she flipped the fuck out.

>>77326978
hahahaha

there are probably more Welsh Americans than German or Irish

Brits don't hate us. You guys just take their humour too seriously. Just banter them back, it's really not that hard, you softies.
I'm honestly excited for the day I finally visit the UK

>>77327404
do not mention the war

times they are a changin

>>77327404

This, we love Germans. Its just hate their leaders we hate, who are consistantly shit desu.

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>>77326978
>In Bristol some lad told me to go eat some spaghetti and called me dolmioboi

>>77327437
Ikr, they always start to shout "TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP" or something.
It's quite weird t bh

>>77327526
that's the one

>>77327404
>I've never been to the UK before but I know what I'm talking about.

Oh boy, you are in for a rude awakening.

>>77327574
not really

>>77327574
we hate all JFs, don't take it personally

>>77327574
Get thicker skin ziggy.

>>77327574
People here don't Germans.
I fucking do though.

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They don't.

>>77318880
But that isn't fucking true whatsoever. Americans with German surnames don't even know they're German until you tell them half the time.

>>77323227
>>77323270
There may be much better places to live, but a home[land] is still a home[land].

>>77327574
step foot on these isles and ill personally kick your head in hans

>>77327687
no americans have german surnames except 1%, and half of those are kikes

>>77327661
Funfact: irl no one actually cares about your medpack meme mountain wonder land except for us.

>>77327661
Now post it not in nazi talk.

>>77327777
TL;DR: Too many Germans and they need to go back

>>77327750
nah, around me there are more Hofers and Schmidts and Beckers than Smiths or Williams
of course it's not like that in most of the country. the upper Midwest is one of the few places where genetics show there legitimately weren't many British who settled here

>>77327574
If it's anything like /int/ makes it look like then my trip can only be an improvement for my view on the british.

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>>77327777
>medpack meme mountain wonder land

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>>77326594
MY SIDES! YOU MOST BE JESUS CHRIST BECAUSE YOU ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH.

German School is still a thing here in the United States although you may not hear about it much.

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>meet Germans IRL, so basically every 6 months because I work in a Uni
>"Yoh, what do you think about Hitler and the Nazi lads?"
>"Do you know any Jews?"
>"Yoh, is it true you are told since you are born to be ashamed of what the Nazis did?"

Germans have contributed absolutely nothing to the US, sure they soullessly work and do midwestern shit but no culture, no achievements, etc.. meanwhile Irish diaspora won the Civil War for the Union and has contributed everything culturally.

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>>77321305
RI and Mass. I see Portuguese flags around here all the time, also the occasional Hue diaspora. Honestly pretty based ethnic enclave on the whole, far less irritating than the Irish "heritage" rabble of Boston's old neighborhoods

>>77329631
>meanwhile Irish diaspora won the Civil War for the Union
Uh, you realize the Civil War was why we have so many German descendants, right? The Union gave out free land to the west to any immigrant who would fight for the bluecoat boys. There were plenty of Germans willing to come here who didn't want to put up with Bismarck's shit

How you don't know something so basic to our history is astonishing

Why is this thread 250+ replies long

>>77327574
No one here hates Germans (I do though)

>>77327638
>>77334713
Hmmm

>>77323869
fantastic post

This thread is currently the longest in the catalog. Further proof of Anglo and Germanic autism.

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>>77318843
America doesnt even exist, it is just an arbituary government that changes every 4 years.

I am Castillian.

>>77319051
>>77319479
dämlicher hahnrei war wohl noch nie im ausland. deutsche sind überall beliebt, außer in deutschland (und vielleicht israel)

>>77338322
t. Ehemaliger austausch Schüler in einem Pennsylvania art college

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>>77320062
>Our secret colonization of the USA is exposed
DELET

>>77338322
In Deutschland wohl noch eher als in Israel

>>77318843
Cuck nation

>>77319051
same, my ancestry is mostly german with some polish but when asked about it I claim full polish to avoid association with you cucks.

>>77320062
>french creole

remember when /int/ loved germany and german flags before merkele. how time flies

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>the french integrate so well that no one even notice they immigrated and make articles about germans 300 years down the line

>>77321504
>There's literally nothing wrong with heritagefags.

At one point "English American" was the largest ethnic group by far in America.

Then somewhere along the line, Americans decided it wasn't trendy anymore so they just started referring to themselves as "American" whereas those with 1/64th Irish/German heritage kept referring to themselves as Irish and German respectively.

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>>77320019
>They will ask you if you burn jews in your garden

>>77318843
Because the majority of them are larping WASPs from the midwest who aren't associated with Germany beyond drinking shitty imitation beers

>>77320019
brits get off on self-depreciation. reason why they stereotype americans as being overly sensitive and humorless too

>>77339598
>At one point "English American" was the largest ethnic group by far in America.
only in the time of the 13 colonies

>>77339723
The majority of white Americans are Anglos playing at being German because their great-grandfather might have been from Bavaria

The largest genetic studies conducted in the US say that white Americans are still largely British

>>77339774
do anglos differentiate between german and germanic?

>>77339774
t. Sumner Redstone

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>>77339915

>>77339939
sorry I don't speak aramean, rabbi

>>77339867
Yes

>>77322127
it's pretty low brow, cancerous humour though, those jokes are so old and outdone

HEY HANS REMEMBER WW2 LOL, REMEMBER?!

>>77340217
Shut up Nazi

>>77340217
Uh I member

>>77320696
Dont listen to him, there is more culture in rotting canned danish fish than an entire modern american art gallery

Literally all it takes to assimilate properly is to be fuckable.

If they can marry into families, have children who grow up bridging the gap between cultures who can operate in both contexts, etc etc, that's when you get a group that gets assimilated.

The mixed race couples meme will do more for assimilation than absolutely anything else has for the past hundred years

>>77318942
>Irish live in New England
God tier States
>G*rmans live in the Midwest
lel, Rustbelt and rednecks

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>tfw missed out on the thread
Oh well, going to post my material anyway.

>AYO SENPAI HOL UP SO UHH U B SAYIN DAT UUHHH WE B SUM FINNA DOITCHLANDERS N SHIT? SHIT SENPAI THAT EXPLAINS WHY I LIKE BEER XDDDDD

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>>77348151
Here is an equivalent graph with English Americans, note how the fall is consistent as more people come to consider themselves as simply "American" and the percentage of whites in America decreases.

The reason why the """"""""""German"""""""""""-American graph is so random in comparison is because it's bullshit. It's simply a reflection of the "mood" of the people at the time of the census. Please explain how the number of """German"""-Americans can decrease by 15 MILLION in just 10 years, and then suddenly increase by 5 million in the next 10? Ridiculous.

Just as another interesting observation, in 1980 there were literally MORE English-Americans than German-Americans. But in 2010, the number of """German"""-Americans is almost DOUBLE the number of English-Americans.

>>77348151
>>77348188
Just let it go

>>77348230
Eat shit Saemus.

>>77348270
I couldn't be more stereotypically English if I tried, but what is the point of squabbling with yanks about this? You're not going to convince them and even if you did it wouldn't matter

>>77348342
True. Still going to keep posting it anyway, though.

>>77318843
Here's why:
>hey bro I'm german
>"WTF? FUCK OFF NAZI!1!!"

>hey bro I'm american
>"oh hey dude"

>>77348151
>>77348188
This. The number of German-Americans is ridiculously over-exaggerated and the number of English-Americans is seriously under-reported. It's especially frustrating because this exaggerates the "melting pot" narrative and ignores the fact that the US does actually have a "native" culture, which is one loosely based on British culture.

>>77348687
>ignores the fact that the US does actually have a "native" culture
It's kind of sad how so many Americans try to distance themselves from an American identity and culture. American culture is actually pretty distinct and cool in my opinion.

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>>77318843
1. many came over 100 years ago, not 20
2. some of them came to america before "germany" even existed
3. ellis island immigration workers would give all immigrants new "American"(anglo) spelled names
or if they couldnt understand what you said they would just give you a new one (like schmit became smith, nüchter becomes nichter, schneider becomes taylor, wojciech becomes george, schwarz becomes black, ectera)
4. WWI anti-german sentiment (see pic)
5. WWII anti-german sentiment

also we adopted many german customs last century, you just dont realize it because they became "American" instead of german
(hamburgers n hotdogs, þe becomes ye becomes the, kindergarten

>>77321305
Rhode island, they fish allot, and portugese people fish allot too

>>77324484
Somali detected.

>>77320117
Silence, kraut

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>>77321738
>except for some parts in the East but they aren't really German
just want to chime in: I'm also glad you got bullied and wish it will happen to you again
self hating lefty