/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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>>77314991

*messes with Texas*

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>>77315253
DON'T

>>77315253
stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk04H1ZPeWQ

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>>77315253

got a smidge of the ol' carpal tunnel y'all

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>"Serbian Americans fought in the American Civil War, primarily on the side of the Confederacy, as most Serbs living in America were in Louisiana and Mississippi. Several Confederate military units were formed by Serbs in Louisiana, such as the Cognevich Company (named for Stjepan Kojnevic, who immigrated to Louisiana in the 1830s), and the First and Second Slavonian Rifles. At least 400 Serbs and Montenegrins fought in these three units during the Civil War. Several other known Serbian soldiers in the Civil War came from Alabama and Florida, specifically from Pensacola."

Dixie-Serbian solidarity when?

>>77316879
sucks 2 suck

can i join we keep the spirit of the south alive down here

>>77317158
Sure

*joins*
howdy yall

Run while you still can brozil

>>77317445
Fleeing was never an option.

They will ask you to get autismflags
it will be too late when that happens

>tfw only got Autismflags to see how many people were from Conway

>>77317524
>over the hill, a sea of red flags
It was always too late

>>77317561
conwayflags*

>>77317561
Pretty sure there's only the one.

>>77317750
Hello, Corn-on-the-Cobb County

>>77317750
There's three, one is at work and one doesn't have extra flags.

>>77318229
>tfw last name is the same as this county name
>tfw my dad wanted to name me Dalton, another county name
life is suffering

Tell me about life in the south, please.

>>77318993
It's really warm.
The food is delicious, but bad for you.
If you live in an urban area, there's tons of blacks.
Religion and conservatism are still commonplace.
Guns are everywhere, but unless you're involved in crime, you're more or less safe.

>>77314991
What are Southerners' opinions on Utah and Arizona? They do have different culture but they are kinda right wing like the South does

>>77319152
Utah is beautiful but it seems like possibly the most boring state to live in. I don't know anything about Arizona besides Jan Brewer and John McCain

>>77319152
I imagine Utah is nice if you're Mormon.
Arizona just reminds me of the South without the title, accents, or stereotypes.

>tfw can't see my beautiful Savannah flag when phoneposting.

>>77318993
To add onto what the other anon said, the further from the city you go the nicer the folks are, but I imagine that's not just a southern thing.

>>77314991
Wasn't he the moderate with liberal views on race that turned super segrstionist when he saw what got more votes? And didn't he turn again the moment he retired?

a message that came to me in a dream: "The Sausage King is dead."

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>>77317235
diamond flag best flag BRbro

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>>77320629
Abe Froman died? ;_;

>the new slogan for Pizza Hut is "nobody Outpizzas the Hut"
Why didn't I go into advertising? These people literally don't even have to try.

>>77322300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPZ4yah3ROU

as one of the few chains with the word pizza in their name, they have an easy time with jokes

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evening /Dixie/

the last couple of days have been cold enough that i dont have to open up any windows.
God i wish this weather would never change
((((except for the rainstorms ofc)))))

>>77323044
Bonsoir

>>77322660
>Spaceballs
great movie

The script is on my laptop.
I left my laptop at my aunts
fuck

SHARE
THE
WEALTH

t. Cletus

>>77323055
Kinda jealous, honestly. I'd be dead right now if fans didn't exist.

>>77324642
not as ded as this thread

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>>77326267
slow and fruitful like a hot summer evening > animu spam

Longist-Kemalist Party when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W8d8YIsDkk

>>77326583
>implying Huey had a set-in-stone ideological agenda

>>77326583
the fuck is a longist?

>>77326664
ooooh
huey long

>>77326583
there is already a ''''kemalist'''' party btw, it is chp.
Altough these days they go by ''neo-chp'' and by neo i mean cucked by western degeneracy and terrorist activity inside the party.
I guess MHP is also technically a kemalist party though.

>tfw we could have been the shining beacon of secularism and republican ideals in the area had we still had western thrace and selanik

>implying

Secession of western turkey when
Ameriga gib weapons plz
We will get the job done unlike stinky kurds i promise

>>77320629
R.I.P. John Holmes

In the dream I was shoving giant sausages down a mud hole (Freud) and when the biggest one fell over I said that.

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IM SO TIRED OF CRAPATOLIANS RUINING MY CUNTREE WHILST ACTING SUPERIOR AND TREATING WESTERN TURKS LIKE SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77328892
I had a dream where i was so angry at someone i started puking at them

>>77328940

What does Turkey have to do with /cum/? Get out old world cockroach REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77327763
>MHP
I thought that to be Turkish equivalent of Zhirinovsky's party (and Erdogan being Turkish Putin)

I have been listening to irish pub songs.
I think im starting to nurture anger issues
Everything makes me mad, especially tge current state of my life

>>77329028
>/cum/
I think you are a little lost, yank

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>>77329028
>/cum/

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>>77329073

>tfw realized I posted in /dixie/ instead of /cum/ right after making that quality post

worked out better than expected.

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>>77329028
elbis and linkoln wuz turgs.

http://www.turkishamericannews.com/turkish-american-news/item/6898-president-lincoln-tom-hanks-and-elvis-presley-have-turkish-ancestors

>>77329065
Its basically a nazi party, no joke.
The founder of their ideology used to be a guy that compared normal skulls to turk ones to figure out ways in which turks are biologically superior.
The party itself has numerous amounts of sub-ideologies inside itself but tbe core is mostly same.

>>77329125
not surprised about either in the slightest. Neither look fully white.

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>that first dip of the day

>>77329125
Dont forget all northern native americans were turks too
Praise tengri :DDDDD

>>77329130
So that means, in Turkey, you have to choose between corrupt Islamist party (AKP), leftist SJW party (CHP), nazi party (MHP), and some randome K*rd party?

That sounds kinda sa-
Oh wait, America had to pick btwn Drumpf and Shillary nvm

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>>77329149

>dipping Grizzy Wintergreen right at this very moment

>>77329179
>random kurd party
Militant communist kurdish nationalist party that disguises itself as a stereotypical yuropoor green party.
Only the gullible west actually believes that though.

There are more meme parties aswell, we gave a legit sharia party, a legit communist party, another lefit commie party, a junta party, the social democrats party and the closest you will get to a libertarian party in yurop called democrat party.
They are all meme parties though.
I think all of them combined had lower than %4 of the vote

>A group of pirates are raiding you
>it's one guy with a wooden shiv
k

How is everyone doing this evening

>>77329315
>the closest you will get to a libertarian party in yurop
There are some guys in Norway that are basically the Constitution Party but they're a meme too

>>77329315
Memes aside. How do Turkey (government wise and people wise) view Kurds in Iraq? I think Turkey kinda hates Kurds in Syria but it seems that they are willing to negotiate with Kurds in Iraq

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>>77329190
I just spit mine out t b h

>>77329149
>not using Grizzly Wintergreen Long Cut

>>77329315
Infact we even have a national socialist party

>>77329394
People like iraqi kurd's government since they have buddied up with erdog and they have denounced pkk of beign inhumane communist barbarians that attack the innocent.
I think they used to back the turkish soldiers in iraq when the iraqi government was telling us to fuck off but honestly im not exactly sure
I would love to deport all kurds there

>>77329387
We dont understand the values of liberty here.
Security and stability is seen as more important and cant be risked into be handled by the individuals own hands for some fucking reason

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Turkbro quick:
Should Northern Cyprus be independent?

>pic unrelated, I just thought the captcha was fuggin funny.

>>77329507
Tbqh, I think, for both the West and Turkey, it'd be best to make Iraqi Kurd an independent country that can serve as a buffer zone against Shia/Iran dominated Iraq and block the connection between Assad and Iran. Assad can have his own Syria but Syria teaming up with Iran and Iraq will be something to be stopped

>>77329507
>We dont understand the values of liberty here.
tbf Americans are willing to sacrifice liberty in order to get marginally better health coverage and decreased health outcomes

The absolute STATE of enlightenment values rn

>>77329570
That looks lime erdogans logo

Also northern cyprus is already inedependant.
They have their own currency, goverment, army and media. Our government almost never tempers with them.
We see them as azerbeycan but closer

>>77329592
I dont know about syria but iraq is a nation doomed to fall.
Hopefully it will happen in a quick civil war with minimal outside influences.
A kurd nation in iraq will only benefit turkey if they denounce their claims over eastern turkey, denounce every kurdish militant terrorist organization and denounce communism

>>77329710
>Hopefully it will happen in a quick civil war with minimal outside influences.
top laff

It's going to be US vs Iranian insurgents 3.0. We'll beat them and mostly stabilize the country until we elect a Democrat majority and throw it all away again

Fuck I hate this country sometimes

>>77329710
>A kurd nation in iraq will only benefit turkey if they denounce their claims over eastern turkey, denounce every kurdish militant terrorist organization and denounce communism

I guess Turkey and the West can recognize the Iraqi Kurds as a country in exchange for giving up Kurds' claims on Eastern Turkey. And yea, Iraq is a constructed nation just like Belgium or Lebanon. Should dismantle it before it gets to a civil war

>>77329744
>usa stabilizing ME
Kek
Everything the amerilards(and to a lesser extent the russhits) have been doing since the start of the cold war ended up destablizing the region even more

>>77329770
Also turkey is much more intrested in the secession of southern azerbeycan and the fate of cyprus

Someone burn oregon already

>>77329835
There was comparatively little sectarian violence after the Surge. Less than there had been at any point since we deposed Saddam

>>77329870
>honorary kurd remover
Why didnt you just let him be ;_;
Saddam was a good boi ;__;

>>77329912
Because he was a threat to global trade and therefore a threat to our security. It should never have gotten to the point where we depended that much on our control of global trade

Non-interventionist bordering on isolationist USA fucking when

>>77329942
>yfw the USA prevented New Babylon

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>Be me
>Looking at genealogy
>Find ancestor with the surname "Goldstein"
>mfw

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>>77331854

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>>77331854
>Be me
>Looking at genealogy
>Find out ancestors were from Lancashire
>mfw
fuck yorkists and also yankees

>>77331976
exquisite post

Anyone here played any of the Total War games?

>>77332671
The south dakotan has. I'm pretty sure that the other Arkansan has mentioned it but idk

>>77332702
I was thinking of getting the Napoleon one. I'll look stuff up.

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#RealSouthronHours

>>77326398
Yup.
>>77332980
…is that a Japanese man dressed as Colonel Sanders?

>>77332671
I used to play Rome, Medieval 2, and Empire a lot when I was younger. The last one I got was Rome 2, which I actually enjoyed, but I ended up switching over to Paradox games. I've been tempted to pick them back up, though, kind of want to get Attila.

>>77333027
it's the President of KFC Japan, who bought one of the Colonel's actual suits at auction for 20 grand. It brought much honor to him and his famiry.

>>77333074
>Honorary Southron

Trumpcare is dead

yee

>>77333516
I'd rather either go back to pre-Obama healthcare or just go full Yuropean healthcare. I'm tired of this gay middle ground.

>>77333959
I want to abolish all federal interference in healthcare

>>77334015
>yfw Georgia state healthcare is unmemingly named Peachcare

these threads are autistic

>>77333959
>>77334015
Healthcare is too divisive for federal regulation to be productive anyway, and this shit is proof of that. I'd like to see individual states coming up with their own statewide healthcare systems, though. That'd be a hell of a lot easier since there's no pressure to work out a system that the whole country is happy with.

Can't view images for some reason

Berkay has finally lost it
>>77338151

>>77342011
>2 hours ago
The absolute state of /int/ moderation

>>77342071
I wouldnt mind if this place became anarchy tbqh.
Aslong as every general gets their own admins

>>77342111
Then I wouldn't be able to gaypost on /cum/

I saw the saddest looking cat while taking my dog to the vet today.
Even my dog felt sad for him and walked as far away as possible since he was scared

LA LUISIANA ES FRANCESA

>>77337861
>being right handed
KYS yank

>>77344238
¿quoi?

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>>77344238

>>77344369
DELETO ESO

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>>77344238

going to visit Tennessee for a few weeks

>>77334072
I've literally never heard that before.

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if the left had any understanding of the devolution of power in this country, they would be petitioning their state senators, state representatives, and governors to set up Canadian-style universal healthcare in their own states, as the 10th amendment makes such a thing an issue for the states to deal with anyway. Unfortunately, they've worshiped the beast of federalism for so long that they don't even know how to utilise state's rights in their own favor and will continue to try and force the issue in DC, failing every single time.

>>77350198
>all the leftists started buying guns after Trump's election to protect themselves from the government
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cA676ISZWw