/brit/

think my cat's had a stroke

west sussex

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anime

>>77312249
don't stroke your cat

maize is like corn
it's yellow (mongol)

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chicken shop food is actually really dire

for me, it is the doner kebab with spicy sauce and red cabbage

The virgin fridge:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>>77312311
"y'all seeing this shit?
thats a CHROME garbage ca!
i aint never seen that shit before, can you believe this shit?!"
>America

>>77312340
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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khan for PM

fuck drumpf and FUCK white people

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fun fact: Hitler admired Rochdale Town Hall
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_Town_Hall

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Girl from work was warned by HR her shorts weren't appropriate for work today. Absolutely RAGING i wont see her legs again all summer now.

>>77312307
for me it's a sausage supper from the chipper vendor

>>77312312
grim

the runts at my internship keep screeching that game of thrones is better than lord of the rings, completely unironically

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>>77312340

The tory vision of life in britain is one whereby the only joy people take in life is working and shopping. Through both of which the british serf is supposed to be convinced that he is slowly but surely advancing in his class position. By working more and more he's gaining a chance to own some capital and by shopping more and more he's getting more and more to show for his increasing wealth. The subservient serf truly believes that with his efforts, he, or at least his children will be fraternising with the gentry of the UK. "I mean look at Kate Middleton she has done it, its clearly possible" he says to himself.

but in truth, the gentry and the elite by and large despise him and laugh at his feeble attempts to ascend. he will never truly ascend, they will never truly allow him into their clubs, regardless of how much he accumulates. Instead they sell him this dream of class-aspiration to make him a good worker and a good consumer for their firms and their products.

In the olden days you could use this example: imagine a lowly serf rising to the position of a local genteel person. He'd be trying harder and harder to get an audience with a king scrupulously spending money, making connections, paying bribes and doing 'loyal actions' like rising regiments, only for the king to say to him: 'you rose a regiment? good man! you should join them'

ARGH! I just NEED a boyfriend!

>>77312392
but what was aragorn's tax policy?

>>77312376
you working for Rasheed & Mohammed enterprise or something?

>>77312406
pipe down mate Love Island is on

>>77312375
It's pretty nice

>>77312426
Convinced the HR manager was a nonce, now I just think he's a bender.

drumpf impeachment when?

been hiding out in the leftypol discord for weeks now
theyre seem to be talking in code, but from what ive gathered, theyre planning on turning /brit/ gay with subliminal messages, starting in 4 hours theyll begin the raid

>>77312312
the sister

>>77312340
the absolute madman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EscjYGHKHxM

rasheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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Hm
*does a think*

>>77312474
whenever they find actual proof of collusion

>>77312476
Too late. I'm already gay.

>>77312520
Wanna bum? x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2g0IhAuSAw

probably a shia innit

>>77312476
couldn't post last night /brit/ was full of them spreading their gay propaganda

they are sick degenerates and need treatment for their mental illnesses

>>77312509
pic

>>77312490
Part and parcel

>>77312516
why did he tell comey to keep flynn on sweaty x

Maisie is an ugly dog

need black people out of business

Who here /25C+/

reckon a girl might be in love wih me lads
she's quite cute and I like her too so I might gf her when she gets back from holiday

>>77312528
Oh God yes please x

jeremy corbyn should be publicly hung drawn and quartered in grimsby town centre for his crimes against this country

>>77312412
they haven't even given a single reason why GOT is better except from saying it's a metaphor for global warming and is brilliant

Honestly think middle/upper class blacks are usually absolute top lads

Working class ones, like all povvos, are runtoids, but the semi-posh ones are all lovely people

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>>77312560
She's not bad looking imo

>>77312655
Never met a posh black here desu, we just have the street gorillas running around

>>77312041
>"crawling with fascist rats"
He's right about that part.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/76149503/#76156030
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/76149503/#76155866

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Ah yes, the BBC

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tim
you need help

>>77312613
sitting pretty at a balmy 26
i love it, first day in over a week it hasn't rained

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just part and parcel

>>77312692
need her to shove her stump up my arse

>>77312669
looks about 15 you dumb nonce

who introduced pakis to acid anyway? needs shooting

>>77312715
She isn't though

>>77312732
people only use acid now because guns and knives are hard to get hold of

>>77312732
shoot whoever introduced pakis to england first

>>77312715
forgot the only women /brit/ finds attractive are grannys and milfs because they're scared of being labeled pedophiles

>>77312732
breaking bad

>>77312746
doubt it given the nature of the crimes

business idea: use 'hey, main' as the defacto greeting

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just ordered these. Thoughts?

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good for danny

>>77312655
This is true of all people in general

pakis?

not a fan

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>>77312707

It's sad but fascism is the only thing that could save us now.

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>knives are hard to get hold of

>>77312768
alri Deano

honestly hate all the tabloids
torrid rags that thrive on ugliness and misery

just tear down most of newham and regenerate it

>>77312784
will fascism kill me?

>>77312694
Need you out of business sunshine

>>77312797
read something about pakis dipping their knives in acid before stabbing people so the wounds won't heal

>>77312154
Saint-Bonnet-le-Froid currently
otherwise paris 18

>>77312830
you want my business?

>>77312830
>Need you out of business
Tim is pretty cruel, no?

>>77312831
right well thats bollocks
stop reading fearmongering rags aimed at geriatrics

>>77312694
need you out of sunshine

>>77312806
you sound like a 15 year old 2bh

not a fan of the name zoe

>>77312806
agreed
they're intellectual and cultural poison
>>77312871
t. sun reader

>>77312871
don't care

>>77312862
ah yes it's bollocks because you say it is

the source was from a paki who is involved with gangs that use acid

>>77312784
is that lad in the back wearing a toronto maple leafs hat

Need sunshine out of business

Based Liberal explains why he now supports Trump
Based Liberal Comes Out
Why I support President Donald Trump

WOOF

That fart smelled like poo.

All known nonces should be marked via an acid attack

have a mild fear of answering the phone
i'm able to mask my social anxiety in public through mental preparation but when someone rings me unexpectedly i can't

>>77312933
funny

Crazy Feminists DEMOLISHED By Logic (4.5 hours)

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>>77312933

>>77312900
bollocks
some guy wanted to get 250 quid off an overworked hack so made up some stupid fake story about acid knives cause its exactly the kind of story the Daily Mail would want to publish and wouldn't bother factchecking

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>>77312955

Crazy Feminist DEMOLISHED by a Big Black Cock (2 hours)

love tabloids, can just glance through the headlines an become a political gladiator for the rest of the week

>>77312862
Actually it was from a VICE interview with an acid attacker

>>77312948
*marks you via an acid attack*

>>77312930
head injury?

>>77312933
>>77312957
.NOT. funny

need YOU out of business sunshine

youtube is where the poop is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF7RVSpD1WY

who has the strongest army/air force in europe these days lads? france?

Didn't even realise this was a thing until I saw this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0242yFKRpU

Yanks are absurd

>>77312820
It'll (peacefully) ethnic cleanse you back to Pakistan

>>77313026
NOT a paki

Stephen Hawking... had a hard life

>>77313021
yeah probably

>>77312509
>eseex gew

>>77313021
Italy

>>77313021
Us.

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Am I the only one that saves birds' pics on dating sites to rub one out over them later?

just finished reading dostoveksy's the idiot

>>77312975
just looked at his page and literally none of his videos are like that

hmm

>>77313021
Army - France
Navy - EU / France
Air Force - Germany

>>77313091
you are an idiot alright for misspelling his name

>>77313088
No. If you don't wank to porn you're a runt

france's air force is shit and needs help from the raf constantly

>>77313088
thats my sister

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ah yes, love island
or as I like to call it, the Nu Man's show

(found in the recent edition of Fabulous)

>>77313039
Then wherever outside of the West you come from.

>>77313141
I'm British

ban assault acid

doing a read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_equipment_of_the_People%27s_Liberation_Army_Ground_Force

>>77313169

You aren't and never will be I'm afraid.

Imagine being an island nation that doesn't have the strongest navy in their surrounding region

howling

>>77313091
funny post, well done

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Why do G*rman women look so manly?

>Hawking began his university education at University College, Oxford[22] in October 1959 at the age of 17.[52] For the first 18 months, he was bored and lonely – he found the academic work "ridiculously easy".[53][54] His physics tutor, Robert Berman, later said, "It was only necessary for him to know that something could be done, and he could do it without looking to see how other people did it."[3] A change occurred during his second and third year when, according to Berman, Hawking made more of an effort "to be one of the boys". He developed into a popular, lively and witty college member, interested in classical music and science fiction.[52] Part of the transformation resulted from his decision to join the college boat club, the University College Boat Club, where he coxed a rowing team.[55][56] The rowing trainer at the time noted that Hawking cultivated a daredevil image, steering his crew on risky courses that led to damaged boats.[57][55]

>Hawking's first year as a doctoral student[1] was difficult. He was initially disappointed to find that he had been assigned Dennis William Sciama, one of the founders of modern cosmology, as a supervisor rather than noted astronomer Fred Hoyle,[64][65] and he found his training in mathematics inadequate for work in general relativity and cosmology.[66] After being diagnosed with motor neurone disease, Hawking fell into a depression – though his doctors advised that he continue with his studies, he felt there was little point.[67]

Its emotionally affecting to realise that Steven Hawking is so human

>>77312853
I just did a quick Wikiskan and they look noice.

*throws acid at your face*

>>77313197
I bet I'm whiter than you, runt

Going to do some deliveries on ETS2 desu

we saw some of the professors put their hands on black students dicks

>>77313241
I thought he went to Cambridge?

in 10 years time TV will only be aimed at girls, and boys will only watch minecraft youtubers and play grand theft auto

>>77313263
that was his postdoc

>>77313264
Good
Gender war when?

>The cost to equip a single Chinese soldier is about 9,400 yuan (US$1,523), far less than Western soldiers, due to the lesser amounts of issued kit. Roughly half is the cost of the QBZ-95 rifle alone (4,300 yuan), with the second costliest being the helmet at 1,580 yuan. Unlike Western soldiers who are given body armor, knee and elbow pads, goggles, and gas masks, most Chinese soldiers are not issued body armor higher than company levels. Only two radio sets are issued to each company for the commanding officer and political instructor. Cui Xianwei has said that the PLA feels that providing protective gear to soldiers would sap their fighting spirit.[14]

HOWLING

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The power-chain-bracelet lads. It's a whole another level of virility than your homosexual "ethnic bracelets" and nerdy "smart-watches"

>>77313288
probably deserved it

>>77313310
lol

>>77313307
would love to see a war with china

imagine being right wing
cringing

>>77313021
does any of it really matter when the enemies are walking their streets and they do nothing about it?

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>imagine being right wing
>cringing

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>>77313310
wristlet

Honestly would be VERY happy if China did something terrible and NATO declared war as a result

A good (nonnuclear) land war in China could be just the thing to curb their expansionism t b q h

>>77313346
idiot runtoid opinion

Name some ugly pornstars lads. My current faves:
>Sara jay
>Ava devine

>>77313307
And yet they would absolutely heem your army and that of NAtO combined if a was were to break out.

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>He's here

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>>77313229
Compensating for the G*rman men

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>student lefty twat.jpg

too many virgins and shitskins here
bye

>>77313380
>idiot runtoid opinion
it's not and it's a fair point considering all of the terrorist attacks and attempts to demoralize the population by forcing them to try to adapt to a society where they live amongst people who actively seek to have them killed

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>>student lefty twat.jpg

>>77313380
If NATO declared war on China it would quickly escalate into nuclear conflict

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Binned 3 CVs from arrogant students today

Felt glorious. I don't even look at them any more, I would never hire one.

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>degenerate twat.jpg

*coughs*
*clears my throat*
*inhales*

POO POO WILLY WILLY BUM BUM

>>77313414
depiction of me joining at The Fappening

I have been seeing a new batch of GFs this past week or two. Still looking for the one.
I have:
1. Sexy nurse who is married but separated from american cuck. She has a kid but is absolutely adorable and has fake tits.
2. 22 years old stoke trader. Super cute too and doesn't have kids and is more of a good long-term option.
3. 27 years old environmentalist. Lovely and nurting. An absolute beast in bed. Sexy body but kind of a butterface.
What do lads?

>>77313414
the fappening really did kill 4chan holy shit

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in dire straits lads

Browsing r/latestagecapitalism

>>77313423
The idea that immigrants are bad for a country is a completely legitimate and defendable opinion.

The idea that immigration is deliberately encouraged in order to destroy a country as part of some sort of conspiracy is dumb but again probably arguable with enough cherrypicking and stormfront copypastas.

The idea that each individual immigrant is a hostile entity who has come to Europe with the express purpose of making it worse is completely retarded and stupid even for an American.

>>77313015
fuck, that Come Outside took me back

how come so many people believe in ouija boards

A post directed to you know who: kill yourself

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is he the most powerful person in Europe?

>>77313531
Reasonable lad.

twitch announcing they're airing 15 seasons of anime yet its likely to all be recent meme shows and garbage

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In the event of nuclear war, is it safer to live in the UK or the USA?

What about London vs New York?

>china would heem NATO combined
imagine being this much of a clueless mong

>>77313531
Hate to white knight for a yank but I don't believe he said anything like that.

>>77313364
imagine waking up and finding yourself in this state

jesus wept

>>77313592
he said immigrants were 'enemies', didnt he?

>>77313572
in an all out nuclear war i dont think it matters desu
we'd all be dust in the wind innit

could heem everyone itt

bought some 3 part speakers with a subwoofer but there's no room for the subwoofer on my desk so the bass sounds fucked

>>77313628
STUPID MEME OPINION
UNEDUCATED FUCKING IDIOT

REEEEEEE

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>jesus wept

>>77313632
*gives you a swirlie*

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>>77313502
Answer this lads. What would you do?
Picture related is lovely nurse. Could see myself falling in love tbqh. But having a kid used to be a redflag. Now the dad has custody and she doesn't even see kid once a day. We could work an arrangement like that. But again young stock trader is also a babe and a less complicated option long term.

>>77313572
>UK or USA
rural USA
>London or New York
neither, both will be obliterated

>>77313615
He actually didn't use the word immigrants at all.

>nuclear war

will never happen

>>77313658
go on then, educate me

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>>77313241

whats the difference between shaving your head with a razor and shaving it with clippers

>>77313560
possibly yes, due to:
1. the size of his nation and its global prominence
2. he is the most recent victor in european elections plus a compliant legislature
3. worked for Rothschilds

others that I cannot think of r.n.

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>>77312398

Ah yes the combined might of France, Germany, Italy, the UK and a host of other irrelevant countries who's combined military personnel doesn't add up to even half of that of China would surely win. Would literally be a fight between China and the US and if the US wasn't involved China would heem the entirety of Europe by themselves.

>nuclear war
Nuclear weapons don't exist you mongs. Educate yourselves

>>77313685
don't talk shit, she's thirteen years old and you both know it

>>77313701
clippers are much safer I assume

Funny scene lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vRysBZk6iQ

>>77313739
t.monglord. EU countries could it produce China in a nanosecond

>>77313572
The USA is basically an entire continent so a lot of the rural areas would be completely unaffected

Their rural culture is also a lot more individualistic and self-reliant so I don't think scarcity of resources would be as big of a problem as it would be here

All major cities would be destroyed though

>>77313560
Yep, also of algerian (kabylian) descent from his grandmother's side of the family

>>77313739
good job you're part of NATO then innit

mong

blade or electric for the neck?

>>77312754
Their government would cease to exist if that happened.

>>77313801
blade

>>77313685
don't take any extra baggage.

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Accounts the gf follows on Twitter: JK Rowling, Sadiq Khan, Everyday Feminism

Going to put on a dr oetker pizza lads

>>77313767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rir1WzZqwxE

>>77313772
how do you know?

>>77313747
Nice compliments. I will tell her a sad sad virgin from the internet said she looks 13. It will make her day.

genuinely staggers me how fucking astoundingly stupid and ignorant yanks are yet they manage to be so smug and condescending whenever they talk about things they know nothing about

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>hes here

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Want to smash my face into her cleavage lads

Really tempted to try heroin

>>77313777
more like we ARE nato

190 kids nonced is his real name..

>>77313841
just turn gay you sad shite

Have any of you ever been on a proper lads holiday?

>>77313848
do u have any experience with using a siwak to brush teeth

>>77313833
Established by algerian genealogists, since he was finance minister. They have also interviewed his cousins in their kabylian village. They are all proud of his success.

Is Bristol a nice place to live?

>>77313698
Im way too lazy to actually go find the book I read all this in (On Thermonuclear War by Herman Kahn), so I'm going to summarise the conclusions without the evidence

1) the USA as a country can still be self sufficient even if all of the 50 largest cities are levelled
2) radioactive fallout does not effect productivity, as its health effects dont kick in until people turn 50/60
3) almost all missiles will be stopped by defence systems, and even if they weren't there still aren't nearly enough nukes in the world to eradicate a continent, let alone a planet
4) for every million deaths the economy of the US is set back by 1 year, thats it. So 100 million deaths (the upper end of what Kahn thought was possible) would only set the US back a century
5) government institutions are so hardened in the US and Russia as to be invulnerable
6) Nuclear war escalation can be controlled and it is highly likely the use of battlefield nukes would be able to be negotiated without fullscall nuclear war breaking out
7) MAD is not a real doctrine, as nuclear wars are winnable should one side make the proper preparations

>>77313874
Britain or France could ruin your country in a picosecond

>>77313879
the cm stands for children molested

>>77313902
What's that?

>>77313874
*removes everyone else from NATO*
*removes all yank bases from every country*
*watches as you get bummed by russia or china*
oops guess you need us too sweaty ;-)

I have exactly the same taste in music as Roy Cropper from Coronation Street.

>>77313913
Wrong. There are enough nukes to cover the face of the planet.

>>77313767
>>77313829
hello to our friend's from across the interwebz at Reddit!!

>>77313913
>almost all missiles will be stopped by defence systems
hmm

>>77313952
"no"

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>>77313848
nice compliments, fucking wow, it's not a good thing that the girls you pay look suspiciously underaged you know

cooking cheeseburgers :3

NATO is the fourth reich

>sissy brit boys

>>77313932
a stick
its been used in india and in orient in general so i thought you'd have an idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

>>77313819
Reasonable argument. But she could abandon her kid to his american dad and make new kids with me. The kid doesn't even speak thai.

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>>77313890
not even gay

i just know what women are really like

>>77313984
hiya~
x

Islam is downright worse than any Christian branch

>>77313969
his face looks like an e-fit

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>>77314002

>>77312952
it happens the same to me, its really weird

Dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Ob7_IzTJQ

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>ihatewomen7.jpg

>>77314044
kek

Why is "planned parenthood" in america just abortions for free

>fucking wow
Bellowing

>>77313908
an irish poster instructed me to pass-on this thread to you.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75786164/#75786164
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75798746/#75799975

love how yanks pretend nato is just them doing europe a favour
like yanks ever do anything that isn't purely for yank interest

Why do people look at pakis and nignogs spraying everyone with acid and think "boy, acid sure is evil and needs restrictions put upon it in this country"?

>>77313772
WE WUZ PRESIDENTS N SHIET

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>>77314044
howling

>>77314059
don't really understand why the guy didn't save it. but yeah the dog is adorable

>>77314138
desu it's both

we need restrictions on acid AND non-whites

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I genuinely love are alan
would love to have a pint with him

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anime

just got in from work lads

what did i miss?

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quite like this image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8buMPTKCto0

me, the brick shithouse

>>77314059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZa8FdYNw1o

how come alan is not good looking yet he pulls bitches on bitches

>>77314164
This
Why would anyone other than chemistry teachers or manufacturers need acid?

Was chilling at Costa for Lunch, it became quickly busy and a female asked if she could sit at the spare seat while she waits for her order. I was a little puzzled while she wanted to sit next to a subhuman like me but I figured she was just desperate not to stand. I was in a chill mood so I motioned for her to sit. She noticed I was watching Always sunny in Philadelphia and asked what episode I was on. The conversation went into favourite characters, episodes then onto other TV shows, movies, hobbies and interests (told her the ones I did at uni). She even brought her lunch back so we could continue. For a moment I was in blue-pill heaven and forgot the black-pill teachings and actually thought I be in something meaningful.
Well, next thing I hear is a "Hey" from a familiar voice, I turn to see a Chad I knew from Uni. I could literally hear you guys say in unison "IT'S OVER!" I looked at her and she had that typical female lustful look with a flash flood between her legs.
I asked him why was he here and he said he got transferred for work. She quickly turned her attention to him, eating up anything little thing he said. Well 10 seconds of being cucked was all I could take and quickly slipped out.
Moral of the story: When trying to build a connection with a female will be completely destroyed when Chad or a physically superior male arrives.

>>77314191
noncery
cats
birds
Leftists
Rorkes
gays
gimmicks

>>77314221
just gotta be confident bro

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>>77314221
He pays them

i and women are the women who have been the most important human rights human being that has ever been the women who were born into the same way as their own child who was a woman who

>>77314175
Yeah he seems like a good lad triggers the bitter virgins

>>77314142
looks like a balding Will McKenzie

>>77314138
because its a dangerous thing that shouldn't be in the hands of people who want to harm with it
deporting all non whites is the longer term solution if you can get public support behind that but for me, it's acid bans the best solution

>>77314138
There was one incident where a white did it to a brown so it's now officially a multicultural problem desu and can't be blamed on Muslims (religion of peace).

>>77314210
very impressive dog but i dont think being between your legs constantly would work in any situation? surely it's better for the dog to be right at your side instead

>>77314210
fucking hell he's a tank

>>77314292
could have done a MUCH better job on the sign
you got lazy
finish the job

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>i and women are the women who have been the most important human rights human being that has ever been the women who were born into the same way as their own child who was a woman who

>>77314229
to clean ovens and unblock drains

hmmm

>>77314312
how about I finish you instead
*wanks you off*

>>77314138
>>77314164
>>77314229
99% of the time it's hydrodgen peroxide (bleach) not fucking sulphuric acid mate

>>77314313
kys

>>77314360
And why would anyone buy bleach? Just get your housekeeper to buy it for you

Might toss bleach on some roasties

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>>77314396
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>>77314396

need to trim my gooch, my balls and my pubis

>>77314221
Just gotta have an average face (which I have by all possible standards, it even has charm some may say), the body of an antique berber statue and a charming, easy-going personality.

>>77313845
who are these gangas