/brit/

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>when the last thread's post count starts with two hundred

west sussex

egg

ahhh yes

the ol 'pression is sinking in............. lovely jubley

>>77303913
has your sister/mum got makeup remover in bafrum
what have you put on

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wow

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>depression

What should I have for lunch lads??? Already had ice cream for breakfast.

>>77303965

Reporting lad

>>77303971
egg?

>>77304005
you'll set the cooking mong off again

>>77304030
nonce
>b-b-b-but she's 30 or someshit

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lucky JEW bastard

>>77304030
pu

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*virgin walks into /brit/*

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Federer was born at the Basel Cantonal Hospital in Basel, Switzerland.[20] His father, Robert Federer, is Swiss, from Berneck, in the Canton of St. Gallen near the borders between Switzerland, Austria and Germany; and his mother, Lynette Federer (née Durand), from Kempton Park, Gauteng, is a South African whose ancestors were Dutch and French Huguenots.[21][22] Federer has one sibling, his older sister Diana,[23] who is the mother of a set of twins.[24] He holds both Swiss and South African citizenship.[25] He grew up in nearby Birsfelden, Riehen, and then Münchenstein, close to the French and German borders and speaks Swiss German, Standard German, English and French fluently, Swiss German being his native language.[20][22][26][27][28][29][30][31][32][33][34][35][36][37][38][39][40][41][42][43][44][45][46]

>>77304060
missed the final match but apparently it was over very quicly.

>>77303979
Yeah some in my sisters bathroom
Just a bit of eyeliner

>>77304025
egg

too fucking warm

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>>77304060
>[20][22][26][27][28][29][30][31][32][33][34][35][36][37][38][39][40][41][42][43][44][45][46]

>>77304080
body slam?

>Skins is 10 (ten) years old
>tfw it premiered everyone in it seemed old and cool and you were excited to go to college and now you're 7 years older than the cast when it premiered and are far less socially and sexually experience

>>77303915
alri smithy

>>77304075
>sisters bathroom
fob
pour some on a cotton pad and give ur lids a scrub

>>77304060
>[20][22][26][27][28][29][30][31][32][33][34][35][36][37][38][39][40][41][42][43][44][45][46]

>>77304103
no idea what you're on about m8

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sharted

>>77304122
>trying to get someone to blind themselves for banter
bit far mate

Move to Australia for work y/n????

egg

>>77304139
shh

>>77304135
Americanization gone too far

>>77304096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdsNPhODUfU

had it up to here with normies

>>77304152
i dreamed i was old

alright who was the hardest lad here before I walked in

>>77304149
obviously

>>77304022
>>77304022
>>77304022
-

>>77304005
shop pizza

>>77304191
*Clocks yer jaw*

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it's our duty lads

love how they say weewee all the time in france

>>77304191
i once smoked 2 cigarettes at the same time

>i'm getting so much 'inside' info on how muslim communities in the UK actually are from this Muslim girl. They all hate white people, any girls that date white men are spat on in the street by the community. Any Muslims in the community that are somewhat moderate for example, drink alcohol, take drugs, or even often associate with non muslims, are cast out of the community, and in many cases violently beaten. but all of them are friendly to wite people and non muslims to their face, and constantly lie about their real feelings towards them.

>I sort of suspected/knew all this stuff anyway. good to hear it from the horses mouth though.

what did he mean by this

LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhPiBZLun5k

>>77304218
don't care about these people. could all be paedos for all i know

>>77304135
why

>>77304218
would like to visit s. america some day but I hear ne'erdowells and ruffians run the streets down there

i'm getting so much 'inside' info on how muslim communities in the UK actually are from this Muslim girl. They all hate white people, any girls that date white men are spat on in the street by the community. Any Muslims in the community that are somewhat moderate for example, drink alcohol, take drugs, or even often associate with non muslims, are cast out of the community, and in many cases violently beaten. but all of them are friendly to wite people and non muslims to their face, and constantly lie about their real feelings towards them.

I sort of suspected/knew all this stuff anyway. good to hear it from the horses mouth though

>>77304252
didnt do it on purpose did I you spacker

going out with someones daughter

>>77304255
lol

another acid attack

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40641841

anyone who uses the term 'story arc' should be shot

>>77304255
absolute fucking state of women thesedays, any man who fits all of these can score 9/10s i.e they're not fucking around with some runt off tinder

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>>77304299
>masked men

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>>77304299
le part and parcel melty face

>>77304286
why don't you put a frilly skirt on and dance for us gayboy

>>77304299
The masketta man

>>77304299
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40641841

ah yes the ol' "london experience"

>religious people are more sexually repressed
>also have a higher fertility rate

boggles the mind

>>77304355
religions encourage sex for the purposes of procreation within a marriage
not that difficult to understand

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>>77304320
>>77304331

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been doing some studies lately
seems that the internet is alright everywhere in the house EXCEPT my room
when I go out in the hall just outside my connection is amazingly better
another fun fact is that my room is the only one with AC

why is /r/mdma so like:

OMG YOU CAN NEVER REDOSE AND YOU MUST NOT DO IT MORE THAN EVERY THREE MONTHS OR YOU'LL DIE

like really?

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>theatre company complaining about 'millenials' not living in the 'real world'

screaming, literally grown ups who play dress up for a """"living""""" and only survive on charity/government handouts

>>77304255
cretins like this should be corporeally punished

>>77304355
If you exclude all instances of sex with a condom then religious people are really getting their nut and we're all stupid

party parcel muslim mayor wants whites out

>>77304373
Alri but why? And why can't non-religious people do the same?

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how far can you get before laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9neFAM4uZM

9 seconds

>>77304386
get fucked
get absolutely fucked

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>>77304299
Why are these on the rise in a western developed country?? Strange....

Millennials can work as hard as any other generation, it's just that media and education have made them overtly aware that they are grinding away while the C.E.O's sit in their glass tower, taking home their ridiculous bonus, while the majority of their workers will never have true financial security in the entirety of their life, unless they have something special given to them by chance in their D.N.A. You can't do much about I.Q. Millennials are seeing the generation before and the state they are ending up with, working all their life to own a house only to have to sell their house to fund their care etc. We're saying no. No amount of ego poking about 'hard work' will change what all young people are fully aware of. Until the redistribution of wealth is addressed, the problem will only get worse. Cap all entertainment pay, raise public services pay, inspire the next generation to want to be something that REALLY contributes to society.

>>77304422
this has never been funny you reddit insect

>>77304378
you should stay in your room and post less then

did vast quantaties of MDMA literally every weekend for about 3 years from 20 to 23. eventually it just stopped working completely, now when i take it it just makes me vomit

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>>77304386
>"the arts industry"

>>77304369
would message her "*tips fedora* m'lady" if I was the kind of runt who had tinder

>>77304379
yeh mate take mdma every weekend you'll be reet

>>77304420
because having children gets in the way of hedonism

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>>77304447

>>77304462
hilarious mate bet you'll be the first to do that

>>77304454
I abused the fuck out of it in my early 20s too and I would say I am noticeably more stupid for it

English is reddit : the language, if you aren't bilingual you need to go back there

>>77304440
why do people never do anything about this?
even after having acid poured on them and looking fucked forever they just mope around like sad little cunts

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>>77304299
embrace diversity bigot

literally never seen a fedora in real life

>>77304440
Lack of police on the streets

>>77304512
do what? go to the police and get heir family and friends fucked up too in revenge

i'd forgotten normie feminists existed tbqh, they became such low-hanging fruit that i stopped paying attention

watching them resurface now that GoT is back on is very irritating

>>77304299
says it wasn't corrosive tho

drugs i have done in excess and had to give up because of ridiculous tolerance

mdma, ketamine, coke, acid and shrooms.

now i just smoke weed. if i touch class A's now my body and mind just reject them instantly, like projectile vomiting within 10 minutes of taking. i dont miss them very much though, because while I was taking them all I was physically and mentally fucked

>>77304316
>>77304255
alri elliot

Vitriolage is a british past time rasheeds, which is why it is so popular in India and Pakistan

nothing to do with diversity

Not too afraid of some acid in the face.

Might even improve things haha.

>>77304540
that's really sad if the police are that inept
they should burn down a mosque or pull some phantom of the opera revenge shit

>>77304499
yeah i know for a fact it has effected me mentally. both myability to balance my emotions and my memory is shot to fuck. it wasn't just mdma though, i abused nearly all party drugs, all the time.

*Mentions the weather*

DUDE DEANO LMAO

>>77304624
foy

>>77304597
>>>77304499
>yeah i know for a fact it has effected me mentally. both myability to balance my emotions and my memory is shot to fuck. it wasn't just mdma though, i abused nearly all party drugs, all the time.

At least you had fun?

reckon life would be better without Muslims

not racist just an observation simple as

>>77304499
you were stupid enough to begin with

>>77304670
you don't see Arab Christians doing this stuff, or even Iranians

>>77304670
would certainly be nicer
reckon multiculturalism would work a lot better

>>77304652
i had a lot of fun during the highs, the lows were probably the worst of my life. i do have a lot of fond memories to look back on though, including, but not limited to a massive all day orgie with three girls and myself on acid

>>77304670
>reckon

i mean it's an objective fact for most of the world desu

Flatmate is watching big brother on catchup
Need him out of business

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>be yank
>post a gif on twitter
>get imprisoned for 99 years

can't imagine living in a country without freedom

>>77304750
don't think anyone likes slimes other than slimes themselves tbqh

>filter germany, sweden and russia
>board becomes 10x better
Really gets the neurons firing

Lads, I need a comfy armchair. What about this?

http://www.made.com/kubrick-wing-back-chair-ochre-yellow

who in here /sub 1000 Slashdot ID/??


pro-tip: yours truly

why are muslims so fucking nasty though

has to be a biological or psychological reason for it

>>77304772
swedes are alright

>>77304794
cultural

>>77304772
Try filtering Leafs and Aussies. The board becomes 1000x better

remember the jersey sheikh hahahahah

kin el

>>77304759
lol owned

>>77304808
deserved it

trying to hang myself

buying a gucci polo when i get home

>>77304759
what was the tweet? i'm assuming it was something along the lines of threatening to assasinate the president

>>77304808
Good banter that was

>>77304759
what was the .gif anyway?

"This is a person to whom music was not appreciated."

Is this a correct sentence? Grammatically, what would you call "This is a person to whom..."? An adjective phrase??

>>77304794
circumcision

>>77304851
it was a flashing gif saying 'you deserve a seizure for your posts'

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>>77304851
>>77304858
This was the gif.

It's classed as assault with a deadly weapon in yankland.

>>77304859
no it's not mate. music doesn't appreciate towards you

Currently marvelling over the fact the industrial revolution only occurred a couple hundred years ago. Why on earth did it take people so long to do. We've existed for tens of thousands of years and it takes that long?

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>>77304851
It was this in gif form, the guy he sent it to turned out to be an epileptic

>>77304870
oh i remember that. yeah seems fair tbqh. posting a .gif of strobe lighting to a person you know to be epileptic is of course intent to harm, and an attempted assault.

>>77304893
seriously
I thought this was the CNN thing?
the seizure gif meme is prehistoric anyway

>>77304904
The independent clause can't be "...music was not appreciated?" Music can't be the subject?

>>77304870
>>77304893
>>77304914
top kek
love seeing these reddity /pol/ runts get merkd

>>77304910
Getting serfs to do you work was simpler

>>77304935
how could it be the CNN thing
what crime was committed there

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>>77304935
the guy he sent it to was clearly faking the seizure as well, he's been caught lying multiple times

>>77304980
By who?

>>77304952
just say this person did not appreciate music, why are you overcomplicating it

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Think I'm gonna have to find another weed connect lads.

>>77304980
He was also found wanking to hentai

Cannot decide to switch to an upper-lower gym routine or stay with push pull legs. Someone help

>>77304914
>turned out

nah, he sent it with the knowledge they had epilepsy. it's premediated attempt to cause grevious bodily harm, potentially death.

The charge should be attempted manslaughter. Since the poster knew there was risk of death, even if that risk is minimal, but went ahead and did it anyway. He'd get a much less severe sentence for that, maybe a year or two.

love the alt right, me

I wonder how many lads on /brit/ kill themselves? Like how many per year?

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>>77305023
mine stopped replying to my texts this past week too, maybe we have the same guy and he has been nicked

>>77305014
I think it's correct though 2bh... Literally had barely any grammar training in school.

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>>77304991
Anybody who has been on the internet more than five seconds knows this is complete bullshit.

There's also the time he got caught looking at schoolgirl milf BBW hentai and said he was 'only trying to show his kids tentacle porn so they knew what it was'.
There's also the time he paid a boy $2,000 for camsex.

>>77305028
Yeah and then the mong tried to play it off by saying he wanted to show his wife tentacle porn

>>77305071
you could say 'this is a person to whom music held no importance' if you wanted to do it that way round, it's just the erroneous use of 'to' in your example

GUFFAWING
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-32863478/female-activists-cross-koreas-dmz-to-promote-peace

>>77305117
would be funny if the norks sent them to the gulag

>>77305117
>24 May 2015
FOY

>>77305145
um... no it wouldnt?

>>77305066
Shite times lad

>>77305154
>purposely going to one of the most unstable areas in the world for a vanity project that will change nothing
very foolish

>>77305077
looks like he got some revenge, who are you to deny him that

>>77305077
Christ I love boys too but $2,000 for camsex is a bit sad isn't it?

>>77305151
Found it under this la, didn't pay close attention because of the instant GUFFAWING it induced
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-40631452/the-seoul-train-that-goes-to-the-border-and-back

>>77305178
Lad don't use the word revenge, I have extreme anxiety and that's my trigger word.

*Reports you to mi5 and gets you a 99 year sentence*

>>77305199
heh.. seoul train..

Taking a 15 minute poo break in work haha

Bet Mr Steinberg is LIVID

gonna do a big wank

>>77305100
Finally understood what you mean. Music can't appreciate towards him. Music can hold no importance to him. Smart and good lad.

>>77305155
>>77305066
exeter?

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>>77305219

>>77305262
thanks
I dont actually know shit and was just making it up but I was pretty certain of my unresearched convictions

>>77305268
no, south west london

Properly fucked it with the gf lads

>yanks so vehemently defend their guns because if the government took away all assault weapons, they wouldn't be able to post /gif/s

Properly fucked the gf lads

haha just kidding i'm a virgin

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>>77304719
mental that this is probably true and that I'm a khv

mum found the manifesto

>>77305333
alri karl

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between 10am and midnight every day I strive to never miss a /brit/ post cooldown

poast lefty choonage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmRpKTnmJj4

just told my mum i'm gay

>>77305327
still waiting for that yank poster to overthrow the government now they've banned assault .gifs

>>77305316
lol womyn aren't worth bothering with

Alright fuck it, this day is going NOWHERE if I don't promptly take some amphetamine

>>77305373
wasn't much of a surprise though was it?

>>77305355
good lad x

pooing

A modest man, who has much to be modest about

Why was Churchill so based?

shat my pants for a prank

>>77305459
ahh

wiping

>>77305476
because he really really loved war

blood on the paper LOL

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me in the background

not a menorah, you spin a dreidal

really need a shit and piss but the scaffolders are outside the toilet window I think.
also can't go in my room to get dressed because they are outside that window as well
what a nightmare

>>77305476
he was a genocidal warmongering drunk cunt that hated the working class
fuck him

>>77305563
everyone secretly hates the working class though

Haven't been able to get a new job for 4 months now. Feel worthless t bh and even the gf has said she feels embarrassed when people ask her what I do. Think I should leave her so I'm not a burden anymore

>>77305506
ahhh
>>77305523
ooohh

big fan of wasabi

>blacks proportionally commit more crime than whites in every country they can be found and across all classes

Bit mad innit?

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alri lads it's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL

*sends you to the shadow realm*

heh, nothin personnel

>>77305563
And a tip of MY fedora to thee, good sir

>>77305587
nice racism

>>77305587
yes, mad, that's what it is

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>>77305571
well the elites do, yeah
they tend to get their comeuppance in the end though

>>77305563
>hated the working class
no he didn't

>>77304759
Is this real? What a joke, if I was him I'd appeal it all the way upto supreme court

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>>77303971
>>77304025
>>77304080

>>77305571
lol this

poor people are very bad to each other as well

Has there ever been a revolution that actually resulted in improved conditions for the average person? They all seem to fuck it up even worse than before

Spend the day arguing against cucks that net neutrality is actually bad and supporting ISPs throttling data is in fact really cool and subversive

>>77304759
was it something about jews?

>>77305679
1933?

https://twitter.com/hashtag/DiversityUrgency


Leftypol, ladies and gentlemen.

quite dislike the irish at times

>>77305679
Don't think so. After all its the plebs acting on their own ideas, that are inherently almost always awful.

>>77305316
How so, lad?

>>77305571
Should be legal to murder estate povvos

alt wrong

>>77305637
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonypandy_riots
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sidney_Street

>>77305705
all times?

>>77305679
The industrial revolution raised the life expectancy in this country.
Apart from the men.

>>77305693

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cLWgTIsMLM

>>77305588
oh cool i get to meet connor mcgregor

SHADILAY

quite dislike The Irish Times

Don't even know how people can be friends with the average woman. I don't know quite how to put it, but even the most mannish women have senses of humor dramatically different from the average man. They can't comprehend silliness or faux-mean jabs at friends or really anything. Everything is so upfront with them, and at the same time it's not.

video games are getting too large in storage size
can't fathom what things will be like in 10 years

>>77305693
fair play

>>77305743
not per se
just think they're a bit hypocritical and dishonest

>>77305679
french, cuban, russian, chinese, iranian, portuguese

*sets off an EMP device*

>>77305788
downloaded the most recent halo the other day and it was about 100GB. fucking insane

>>77305778
Pretentious
Pretentious and Irish
Absolutely

>>77305821
*pulse wave brushes harmlessly over most of /brit/ but critically wounds Thailad*

>>77305788
Crysis 3 is still better looking than most games coming out now and is comparatively tiny

>>77305788
>>77305825
Developers haven't gotten extremely lazy and don't optimise or compress anything anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a9LqwMWLVE

>>77305815
>french
Yeah, the terror sounded hilarious

>cuban
60 years and counting of shittiness

>russian
The Russian people suffered terribly for like 70 years

>chinese
100s of millions died no?

>iranian, portuguese
don't know enough about these ones

>>77305845
Baffling but true.

>>77305850
Have*

God I love nodding

Need a h dealer desu

>>77305779
Respond to my post please.

>>77305815
>chinese
kill yourself

Christianity is a jewish ploy to destroy native European culture by promoting degeneracy such as not engaging in pederasty

>>77305815
>chinese

>>77305679
The irish didnt bite

>>77305779
having female friends is great. it literally helps you get other girls to date and make sex with

>>77305836
It was the newspaper of Protestants and Southern Unionists, now it is the shitpaper of upper middle-class EU-philes like Fintan O' Toole.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Irish_Times

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jul/18/bbc-today-john-humphrys-questions-johanna-konta-britishness stimluating stuff lads

>>77305732
seem like disputed events tbqh

tennis is more boring than football

>>77305987
If you say so.
Do they have a culture bit like ours does?

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Don't really agree with the way the world is set up lads. The whole 9-5, career ladder and race for consumer products. I of course indulge a little, but feel that I'm quite content with much less than most. I guess by most people's measures I'm a failure, but it just doesn't seem worth it to me. At a crossroads though as its beginning to draw the attention of loved ones. I think I may have to diverge from them very soon and leave many behind; not a pleasant prospect.

>>77305679
Greek (until 2008)

>>77305850
oh yeah its definitely that and not just that graphics are getting more complex and detailled and shit no it's that the devs don't put the images in a zip file or some bizarro shit

shut up fucking australian brainless cunt no clue wht you're talking about fuck on

>>77305679
american

you can't prove me wrong

>>77305679
English, French, American, Irish

I was born in the wrong generation

>>77306066
That was the one exception I had in mind when typing that post, I was classing it as a war of independence rather than a revolution though

hate it when my dad tells me to do stuff
just umm like fuck offf? i don't want to get out of bed

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

socialist revolutions are always a quick and slight improvement that's comparatively shit to what could have been if not the development of the nation were upset. can't even prove me wrong.

>>77306059
You've clearly got no idea what you're talking about. Graphics are limited to the engine, shaders etc which are at most 5-10gb of any game. Textures and audio make up the vast majority of game sizes now. Stop talking out of your arse and accusing me of being ignorant when you clearly have no clue whatsoever.

why do orgasms only feel good if i shit myself during them lol

THATS ME ON THE SPOT

hate it when my son still lives at home
just umm like fuck offf? i don't want a smelly virgin in my house

started vaping and working out and gave up meat
what next on /lifeimprove2017/?

second semester starts tomorrow lads, absolutely fucking grim

can't wait to wake up at 8 for the next six months

>>77306066
true that i can't prove you wrong, but you can't really prove the converse either
we'll never know

>>77306109
shut the fuck up you mongrel cunt, reply to me again and I'll turn you into a vegetable
>uurrrrr they're just lazy things aren't like what they used to be if only they'd "compress" things!! oooerrrrr i'm an australian braindead fanny
fuck off

>>77306125
>wake up at 8
why do you have to do this? is australian uni like school?

>>77306052
shut the fuck up

LIGHT LOSING MY RELIGION

been chewing gum all day now my throat hurts

>>77306156
shut the FUCK UP

>>77306156
Thank you for your input

>>77306152
my classes are scheduled ridiculously early + commute

You all said I was crazy when I told you of my plan to mix cold black coffee, ice cubes, and vanilla Yazoo in my blender. You all laughed, said it could never work. Well I did it, /brit/. I just downed a pint of it, and it's beautiful. Who's laughing now, /brit/? WHO'S CRAZY NOW?

HAHAHAHAHA

shut the fuck up

>>77306125
>semester starts on a Wednesday

what non-university do you go to?

>>77306144
retard

>>77306174
>commute
you don't live really near the university?

yes, no, maybe

>>77306179
didn't go on monday or tuesday x

>>77306175
>a runt likes runt slop
stop the fucking presses

>>77305865
>Yeah, the terror sounded hilarious
the terror was good and necessary
>60 years and counting of shittiness
cuba does very well given its situation. higher living standards than countries like mexico and turkey
>The Russian people suffered terribly for like 70 years
nope, most russians want the ussr back for good reason. it was good.
>100s of millions died no?
nope

>>77306187
nope I have to catch a train

>>77306175
haha

>>77306194
ahh Melb Uni starts next week

dreading it

I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU LAUGHING

DADDY STOP HITTING ME

any other students juggling wagetoil as well

can't catch a break can I

>>77306234
nah cennalink

>>77306234
sad that students have to do this in aus
I just work over summer

my penis IN a vagina
cannot fathom it

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/18/bodies-of-swiss-couple-missing-for-75-years-found-on-glacier

wouldn't mind dying of hypothermia after going to milk my cows to feed my 7 kids during world war two with my wife, seems like a lovely way to go

my vagina over some rod shaped object hmm

>>77306264
shan't read the guardian, I'm a tabloid man myself

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70KB, 800x745px

>>77306046
Yes but not as a separate pull-out. Murdoch has his bradsheet issued on Sundays, that has a separate piece.
hmm https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/paul-ricoeur-the-philosopher-behind-emmanuel-macron-1.3094792

>>77306264
>amp
*gets real fuckin close to your face and you can smell my breath as I exhale*
"no"

>>77306281
hi brianna

who else wants 2 work for video games when they grow up? i only want 2 write the story tho... the ideas guy.

>>77306204
>nope, most russians want the ussr back for good reason. it was good
>most
>good
thankfully your post's lack of content derived from fact covered up the glaring invented statistics.

The oneitis lads

>>77306197
Oh I beg your pardon madam, so sorry to befoul your sophisticated tastes with talk of the lower class existence. Shall I admire your petticoats now? Or after you've dined on cucumber slivers and ponceberry preserves, your swishness?

doing hench farts tonight lads

>>77306298
who is this ? (could be me just want 2 see if you know or doxxed me)

OH NO, I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

>>77306332
didn't read a single word of this nonsense

sort yourself out

>>77306346
J A Y - - -

>>77306366
dont understand this cryptic post

t. girl

that feel when you think of something to post on /brit/ so you open it and it's near the end of the thread so you have to wait around for a new.

>>77306391
>>77306391
>>77306391
old

>>77306364
Sort myself out? You're the one who's replying to posts without even reading them.

just caught a nonce on one of our anti-noncery patrols lads, we've thrown him into the bearfighting pit while we wait for the cops

he said he was the father but that's what they all say

https://youtu.be/0tiFI2Z5N2E

>>77306393
are you black

>>77306346
>>77306366
nice rp guys now quit it
t. Neet Sarks you know who