/brit/

anime

sara

>>77300685
man alive

just got fired from work for accidently knocking over a desk and breaking 2 monitors lol

>pork and egg nuggets
hmmm

just got promoted because the guy who was above me went Hulk on the office lol

So this is the most expensive house for sale in Finland..... thoughts?

https://asunnot.oikotie.fi/myytavat-asunnot/helsinki/8606897

>>77300678
yeah so you press the dark button for wees (half flush) and the white button for poos (full flush)

why do you have to hold darkie for a poo

funny seeing people bash america when we're happily walking into an islamic suicide. lets focus inwards for a while before criticising others, eh?

>>77300685
dire

>>77300685
ate one of these from poundland once, made me really really sick. i was puking for such a long time, and so forcefully that i burt hundreds of blood vessels in my face, and my face was covered in red and purople dots all over, looked like I had the plague or something

Ahh yes

It's a "captcha freezes and you have to reload the page" episode

>>77300736
bit underwhelming

>>77300736
wouldn't buy you a parking space in London

>>77300747
turn off your proxy hun x

>>77300753
bit OTT

british citizens aren't allowed to defend themselves appropriately if someone invades their home

think theres a yank on holiday/VPN about
he's not being very subtle

>>77300763
is it still the broken ones or have they normal back got them ones

>>77300763
thought this was only me

cant believe it lads, just got a job
im the new caretaker for this weird discussion site

>>77300747
this. america has it's problems, but they're aren;t really to do with islam. muslims only make up 1% of their population. immigration isn't strictly bad, it really is just Muslims

Honestly don't care

No offense

>>77300784
on a geographical level?
bretty much

>majority of children aren't even american
>elect a socially liberal neocon

fuck you britcucks i love my jewish president blowing up that mooslim assad if only you could be as based as me

>>77300747
>>77300795
samerunt

>>77300784
depends if our lives are at risk or not. but yeh, in general we are a castrated nation.

but not pakis or blacks though. they get to riot and rape children as much as they want. and will be protected by the Labour cucks in control of their local councils. great times for all.

>>77300784
Do you not understand that home invasion is literally a once in a blue moon, True Stories fodder crime for us?
Someone robbed some of the electronics out our living room when I was a baby and it's still so rare that I only remembered it just now

>>77300736
too modern

>>77300795
>it really is just Muslims
ah yes because detroit and la are great places to live

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>>77300685
that looks terrible

>>77300685
Jaysus

>>77300795
Our terrorists wear black skin and threaten all races

give it a rest with the america obsession

>>77300779
it really happened though. i thought i was going to die because of all the shit on my face, had to go to hospital. thats where they told me it was food poisoning from the all day breakfast in a tin, and that the spots all over my face were burst blood vessels from continually pulking so forcefully. i thought it was meningitis because they didnt disappear under a glass, fully freaked out

america

>>77300833
From a Finn this damning critique

have actually never been victim to a crime or even witnessed one in my life as far as I'm aware

not including nicking people's pens in school sometimes hehe

USA USA USA

>>77300826
Can I ask you why you put your seat belt on before you go for a drive?

>>77300705
>>77300751
>>77300753
>>77300833
>>77300834
paki

just been fired for fucks sake, gf picked me up from work and she pissed all over the work kitchen while she was waiting for me

>>77300826
That's not really the point though is it? You should have a fundamental right to defend yourself, and your government should uphold this.

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The dire states of America

>>77300865
criminal scum
you deserve to rot in guantanamo

>>77300879
um no swety

never been in a car crash so whats the point of wearing a seat-belt?

>>77300870
to murder other people before they can cause me harm, of course

>>77300848
mooing

Can we all agree that people who zoom around asda car park in their vauxhall corsas then all go park and loiter in the corner while playing music deserve to be tortured to death

>>77300899
nah jog on

can't stop thinking about america desu

NI vs Paki
go

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>>77300812
pic related
>>77300831
the problem with blacks in america is exclusive to american blacks, and is routed from the abolition of slavery followed by their segregation. most of the blacks in detroit are not immigrants, they were all born in the USA
>>77300842
see above

>>77300896
You're being facetious because your argument sucks.

>>77300899
wasn't aware people still did this
thought we'd grown out of it as a society

>>77300865
somebody broke into our shed once and nicked a bunch of tools like 10 years ago but the rozzers got him in less than 2 hours

never had anybody break into the house

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>i am an internet argumentator

>>77300865
Posh bastard

>>77300931
I'm being facetious because your analogy sucks

>>77300946
absolue state of /fa/

>>77300957
>sucks
FOY

>>77300933
that's cause you don't live in wakey

>>77300895

the northern irish spuddy duddy rascal hates being accused of samefagging

8 in the morning and they can't stop posting about us.
This is getting too bleak for words.

>>77300865
r u 12

don't think I've ever held a £50 note

>>77300948
DO I look down on you for being poor? No.... so do not look down on me for being better than you.

What crimes have you witnessed or been victim to in your fascinating grotty little life, my peon bretheren?

>>77300957
You never answered my question.

>>77300957
he's right, your aguement is dog shit

>>77300982
poorfag

Did the moon landing get faked?

>>77300865
I was almost killed by a high speed police chase which crashed

lots of strange unmarked cars/vans

just saw a fit chink outside

>>77301008
how the fuck would i know?

just saw a chink fit outside

You're a right munter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2DnJbloY14

yanks yanks>>77301023
rape her

Do Northerners have the new £5/£1 yet?

what do they even think about them?

>>77301008
ye it did

>>77300870
Saying that the British people all need assault rifles because someone might break into their house is akin to saying we all need to wear earthed trainers because we might get struck by lightning. It's even worse than that, because a seat belt or a pair of shoes is a harmless trade-off while a massive upsurge in heavily-armed people most certainly isn't.
Our incident wasn't even an assault anyway, we weren't home and it's likely that the neighbours had let them in.

Don't think I've ever held a £5 note

mum thanked me for cleaning the kitchen

>>77300982
think I might've held one once

they don't make practical sense really, just use your card for anything over a tenner really

I downloaded a car once. I regretted it instantly.

>>77301056
Me neither

t. Muslim, vegan or general uppity agitator

>>77301058
any reason you did it

>>77301051
i have both
£5 has slightly grown on me even if it still feels a bit like monopoly money
dislike the £1

rip in peace to the people with 2:2s

mum wanked me for cleaning the kitchen

>>77301051
my mate keeps going on about how churchill was an evil racist and shot miners for striking

have any of you lost mates to politics? he'll bring up stats about how immigrants are good for society randomly in conversation now, was my best mate, think he's doing it to impress his gf or something

NEED to fuck that rabbit qt off of zootopia

>>77301051
bet they do, their cash machines actually give out £5 notes because that's frequently all they have in their account

>>77301058
>They believe A guy actually played golf on the *BEEP*in moon, lol

>>77300998
Been jumped a couple times, nearly got pick pockets by gypsies, stole beer from a shop storeroom, climbed a shopping centre roof. Stole a scooter. Bought some drugs. Carried a knife. Etc etc

Regular 15 year old stuff lad

hell yeah bro I'm a VET

new £10 revealed soon lads

>>77301093
Immigrants are good for society, I just still don't like them

>>77301051
New quid won't go in the trollies in Iceland.
I just ask a grill to use her token.
Get to talk to a grill. It's a win

>>77301051
New 1 quid is stupid
Looks like a 2 quid coin

Dunno why they changed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMjlhIWxfFI

MERICA

balls, pits, and body in general fucking REEK

just done a fucking evil fart too

it's like a fucking swamp in here, and I am the OGRE

>>77301108
already done isnt it

>>77301093
Yes 100%

One of my mates is of Jewish descent, he isn't Jewish himself. He is a literal communist who hates white people

really unpleasant

>>77301051
umm yes we've had them ages. Found an old £5 in my pocket the other day but can't spend it now :((
New pound coin is cool

Flesh of these olives looks like anchovy

>>77300998
Also got caught for indecent exposure, was having sex with the gf in a park

>>77301105
sounds unpleasant

>>77301091
burst out laughing at this

>>77301093
99% of my mates have been apolitical or deano level casual rorkes
gf was a lefty retard when we were at school but ive been indoctrinating her into radical centrism

>>77301142
>but can't spend it now :((
why

>>77301142
think you can exchange it at the post office or bank

>>77301141
>isn't Jewish
>He is a literal communist who hates white people

hmmmm

>>77301154
Nah i had a fun childhood

>>77301158
if only he had a gun to defend himself

>>77301055
I never implied that all British people need "assault rifles" idiot. We can't even own assault rifles without a special permit. You fell for the assault rifle jab with a full deck. Jackass.

>>77301101
laughed really hard at this because it's true

>there's one cash machine at the local natwest that always has a big queue cause it's the only one that gives fivers

>>77301160
oh n/m misread your post

>>77301083
to spite the sister

>>77301158
Good tyrelad

>>77301160
Shops no longer accept them

who /urbex/ here

thank god trespassing is only a civil offence and not criminal

>>77301208
i could twist your runt braincase off its little twig neck

anyone remember those referee argument image macros yanks would post

havin a bit a nostalgia

>>77301101
I remember you being autistic when I got two fivers in York when they first came out and you went on an autistic rampage about northerners

interesting specimens, southerners. Can you really not get fivers out of cash machines down there? Seems inconvenient. What if you want to buy half a pint without splitting a note? haha

>>77301186
So what was the point of all the faff about seat belts then? Really struggling to see what you're trying to say to be quite honest.

>>77301158
notice the nanosecond before the tyre makes contact with his head, he turns his head to the right. if he didn't do that, there's a good chance it could have done him some serious damage. that is the last, and key variable in absoutely millions of variables that led that tire to travel all that way and hit him in the head..

weird, huh?

>>77301220
I mean, I could imagine the god emperor pulling that shit. Would be great it he did.

>>77301241
it wasn't going to hit him anyway it was going for the middle of the table

runt

>>77301241
woah... life is like, so complex and stuff dude lmao

>>77301236
>>77301215
>>77301101
good posts

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>god emperor

>>77301237
>So what was the point of all the faff about seat belts then?

I'd just rather be sure that I'm on equal footing to whatever threat that might present itself. What's so wrong about that?

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>>77301028
>the god emperor

if the north is so terrible why are southerners genuinely obsessed with us
loads living up here too

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>>77300685
reminder that england is russia's rightful bitch

>>77301236
not me, I found out for myself when I unfortunately had to go to Leeds

>Can you really not get fivers out of cash machines down there?
no, because our salaries are in increments of £10

>What if you want to buy half a pint without splitting a note? haha
we have these things called wallets, they're much more comfortable than keeping coins in your socks like I presume you folk do

what's the point of unattractive people?

arca's last album is just so good lads

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>the god emperor

>>77301300
Why did Brits in the Empire go live in India?

>>77301311
Makes me feel superior

bleating

Why can't Brit-tards defend self-defense?

>>77301323
baffling post

>>77301300
scots obsess about england whilst englanders barely remember scotland exists just like southerners obsess about the north while we never think about them

really just boils down to jealousy at the end of it

>>77301306
post belgium

always makes me laugh

Weird how ugly people have gfs but I don't

>>77301346
because they dont need it?

>>77301338
Love this post

so "obsessed" is what pondscum says when it has no excuse for being inferior then

>>77301316
>>77301299
>>77301284
triggered af

>>77301263
yes it was. are you blind? can you even basic physics? it was heading right for the center of his head before he moved his head.

imagine having a 2:2

ew

Inch and a half off the belly in the last 3 weeks :)

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>triggered af

>>77301361
>there is no threat for brits to defend themselves against

you're kidding right

Why is anyone with right-wing opinions called a troll

>>77301380
He didn't move his head, he turned it, his head was still in the same relative position

77301387
incomprehensible post

LIBTARDS BTFFOOOOOO xDDD U MAD SNOWFLAKE? U MAD

Just daydreamin about eating custard creams in the flat with Sara desu

>af
reddit

>>77301323
what did he mean by this

anyone here do a work placement abroad whilst at uni?

>>77301421
awful post. fuck off rorke

>>77301346
I can, and do. UK has pretty much the most backwards and retarded, criminal friendly self defense laws on the planet. with the exception of china, north korea

>>77301405
I bet he doesn't even read breitbart

>>77301412
he moved his face out of the tyre's way and it skimmed past the side of his head

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>>77301355
here you go

>>77301423
ffbbuygghjjjjjjiiiiiiiihghhhhhhhhhhhhhhjj

in the countryside currently lads

>>77301410
because right wingers are absolute retards

>>77301442
no it doesn't you mentally ill runt

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>>77301427
COPE

>>77301412
he did, it was clearly moved to the right, not just turned.

went down t' paki shop t' top up water card but cash machine on t' way din't give oot faivas an' I din't win 'nough f' tenner this week at dogs so nae tea f' me lads, right 'mare

>>77301446
nice deflection. i haven't gotten a decent response back from my question yet.

BRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

despise cagers simple as

>>77301490
oh dear oh dear I don't think Barry Chuckle said that

did a poo in my pants

wish I could defend myself against retarded fucking yankoids shitting up my thread tbqh

ppffpppfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpffppppp

considering going outside to observe the graduates

Going back to bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsixXCnYVfA

>>77301508
thoughtful of him

tedious yank still droning on about firearm laws

such a terrific thread, really is

sometimes cant be bothered to go to to the toilet so I just do a wee in the corner of my room

>>77301508
God is omnipotent and therefore has already thought of every possible joke that could ever exist

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>>77301541
nighty nighty johnathan

>>77301544
elliott was killed

>>77301556
why dont you make a good post for once instead of idly chittering away in the background like a malformed runt

>>77301556
malformed runt

New £10 note revealed today

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Quality content

>>77301471
yes it does. you cannot use any offensive weapons to defend yourself, even when outnumbered, and even when someone had broken and entered to your property. the only time you can use any weapon that is not your fists, is if you can prove it was the first thing you picked up in the heat of the moment. you are also then held accountable to how much you beat them, and susceptible to criminal charges yourself should they deem you beat them too much, or beat them outside the scope of the law. you cannot own pepper spray or even keep it in your own house. if you broke into my gaff and i pepper sprayed you, i'd do time for assault with an offensive weapon.

The UK is criminal friendly as fuck. if you're already a criminal, you have nothing to lose, but law abiding citizens are massively restricted in how they are allowed to deal with criminals. It is not like this anywhere else in Europe.

>>77301508
>covering the usernames
This is clearly your post

Wee Swedish fruit

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>>77301553
smile for the camera traitorous cumslut

>>77301346
It's a really safe cunt lad. Even London at night in the 'worst' areas are nothing like the equivalents in Paris or Berlin.
Glasgow has a reputation but it's just Scots stabbing Scots. They're super friendly to foreigners.

>Rise in life expectancy has stalled since Tories introduced austerity in 2010, study finds

humm maybe sheed was right

>>77301617
finally some good news

mixed fruits

>>77301606
if only there were some sort of voting system so we wouldn't have to waste time reading these terrible posts

shit off

>>77301617
>let's all live forever in mediocrity

the brightest flames

fuckin hell countryside life is miles ahead of city life

Hard men in this thread: >>77301648

>London constantly has the best weather in the country

howling and shitting violently

>>>/ck/9181429
??

animeposting triggers me

>>77301100
'phile

'avin' a right 'mare, lads
just put shampoo on an' I got nought left on't water card

>>77301615
we have the highest vilent crime and murder rate in Europe, lad.

poo off

>>77301608
didn't read any of this but all you have to do to get off scot free in an english court is prove to a jury (not a liebrul judge) you used reasonable force. not that difficult unless you're a violent runt

Just learnt that anti-bacterial soap is neurotoxic.

Not a fan of unregulated capitalism, to be completely honest.

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here for the job interview

>>77301674
not very culturally enriched though, is it?
plus think of all the high rise flats we could build in those endless featureless fields

>>77301676
bender

i'm a sinner, a junker and i'm a country boy

>>77301690
Murder is physically impossible without a firearm

the southwest gets the best weather in the country. and it still constantly rains here.

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love this statue

>>77301653
I too would love to see the Australian flag terminated from appearing in this general. You contribute nothing but pure dogshit for all of us to copiously comb through. It really is a nuisance

really really good thread. feels like 2014 /brit/

>>77301508
Eva Brunne stop posting on 'ddt
Those mosques won't build themselves.

the gf has taken to calling breakfast "brekky". not sure what to do about this.

>>77301714
don't know why but I find this amusing
it's the wriggling action of the dog I think

send the burgers back

>>77301612
kek at that title
you utter mong

I'm a joker, i'm a smoker, I'm a smoker and im a joker

>be northerner
>start of a new month, time for a shower
>go to the bathroom, get undressed
>walk up to the till at the shower
>realise you left your water card downstairs
>go downstairs, find out your house is flooded again
>just swim around for a bit instead

Bullies are happier, have more sex appeal, says study

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>>77301738
try this

>>77301728
is this permanent? what the fuck

>>77301556
HELLO josie

>>77301758
nout wrong with a swim

>>77301728
>no widespread anger at a statue going up of a person who basically caused death of 50 million+ people
ah yes the far right is certainly the problem

swedish posters are based

>nationalised police and firemen are fine
>but nationalised healthcare isn't

haha amerishits

hate beer(vile)
love vodka
can't afford vodka

>>77301783
are you gonna cry?

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>>77301158
HONKING

>>77301695
>all you have to do
You shouldn't have to do anything, and the personal beliefs of the judge should certainly not enter into it. these are all flaws. if someone attacks you, or enters on to you property, you should be allowed to defend yourself by any means you deem neccesery. it's that simple.

we have the shittest self defense laws in Europe and the world, this is commonly accepted knowledge. we're babied to fuick. people have gone to prison on multiple occasions for injuring or killing physical aggressors.

>>77301767
alri

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bit hot out

>>77301787
horrifically bad post

>>77301783
>muh holodohoax

Yes, this is why I dont leave the house

>>77301751
Aussies couldn't come up with a better way to off themselves is all. You realize the majority of gun statistics add in suicides by gun?

>>77301738
needs some metal to it

>>77301831
wrong sweaty x(misspelling of sweetie)

>>77301783
what did Engels do?

>>77301820
me having a slash

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>>77301738

>>77301820
me evaporating

>>77301860
financed marx

>>77301820
me under the manhole hole peeking at your willy

77301762
77301871
stop this

>>77301820
Jeez

Really like the Waitrose checkout app lads.

Why don't more shops implement this? Seems simple enough.

new £10 in circulation in September

>>77301917
FOB

Oswald Mosley was the only good fascist if we're being honest

>>77301917
never been inside a waitros

too poor simple as

>>77301874
are you gonna cry?

reasonable force is bullshit.

any amount or method of force used to subdue a literal criminal who is either attacking you or broken in to your property IS justified. By anyone with any measure of a reasonable persons mind.

I am based

>be british or australian
>home invader
>can't defend myself because government says so
what the fuck do you guys use to defend yourselves in case someone breaks into your home?

>>77301762
>>77301871
fan of this gimmick

extremely depressed

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you arrive in Ireland

>>77301783
engels was good
get over it

>>77301941
no just making an observation sweaty

>>77301952
He's really lucky that thing didn't roll over him

>>77301927
>>77301939
honestly waitrose is barely more expensive than your sainsburys or tesco and if u get stuff on offer it will be cheaper. If the average weekly shop at sainsburys is 30 it will probably ont be more than 35 at waitrose, obviously every little ads up but dunno why there is this meme that waitrose and m and s are particularly expensive

fucked it twice
*closes tab*

>>77301974
This is a northern Ireland post
Pakis take note

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>>77301931
*slashes your ribbon*
nothing personnel, premier

>>77301995
it's just hay

creased at all the sheeds denying the hololcaust in the fb comment section

>>77301956
won't be entertaining the conversation

high as fuck and am feeling extremely uncomfortable with my facial hair growth but can't be arsed getting up to shave and i'm also not sure i could remain conscious enough while using a razor to not slice open my jugular

why do i smoke this shit

>>77301965
now i can die

>>77302014
he's been at it for hours

yankee go home

>>77302018
what did you smoke

>>77302014
I haven't gotten a straight answer. Not looking for entertainment but answers. What do you do if someone breaks into your home?

>>77302018
Braindead runt

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>>77301515
alri, Froomey

>>77301956
you could stab someone in your house and get away with it IF. you can prove the knife was the closest thing to hand, and you picked it up and acted instictively in the heat of the moment when you stabbed the perp. Not backwards and criminal friendly at all huh?

Other than that, you could beat him with your fists and feet, but not too much, miond you. if you do too much damage, I.E. more than they considered enough to subdue him, you are then liable for assault, GBH, ABH, whatever else.

>>77302006
mosley was a republican though

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haven't done this in a while

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>>77302043
I keep a shillelagh behind me bedframe

>>77302070
>>77302070
>>77302070

made like a yank (bit the bullet haha) and had a shower

lovely and clean bollocks now

>>77302040
just tobacco officer

>>77301783
okay, Pádraig Ó Rórc

>>77302061
And the New Guard wanted a Jew for dictator of Australia
Point is, fascists were just as strange and varied then as they are today

>>77302057
call the cops and hide mate.
you will be done if you murder the cunt even if he's trying to kill you.
embarrassing but British law, your home is not your castle.

The Fall are a great band

>>77302079
no hurly bat?
those things are great

>>77301794
Yank on holiday?

>>77301783
Anyone who disagrees is Dianne Abbott/antifa