/brit/

>legalise guns in the UK
>people buy them
>people use them to commit violent crimes
>now need a gun to defend yourself

ah yes the ol' self fulfilling prophecy, CERTAINLY not a sustained lobbying effort by big ammo

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all of my beliefs are dictated by reddit because i consider it worthless

britain is a peaceful country of gentle people, please leave your culture of violence and death at the door

>>77299230
downvoted

Yanks seem to believe they still live in the wild west

>>77299230
>being so mad you have to bring this into the new thread

>>legalise guns in the UK
you know they are legal right?

>make crime illegal
>no one commits crimes anymore

yanks are pure cringe
end of

>not keeping a Erlenmeyer flash full of acid on you for self defence

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>yanks
baffling things, they are

>>77299267
be my finnish gf or fuck off

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>you have lost so many lives in the last several months to terrorist attacks and you pretend it's not big deal.

>it's time you start arming yourselves. start dropping these assholes.

Yanks literally think they live in an action movie

why does autismoyank want us to all be shooting each other so badly? bit weird.

back from tescos

>>77299285
*sits by and does nothing*
*continues to get fucked in the ass by rasheed*
tis the british way I guess

>>77299292
because they seek the end of the british race
horrible lot

no reason to not legalise guns 2bh
imagine trying to rob some place and everyone in there has a pistol, very good deterrent

>this anti-gun sentiment from brits and aussies

your grandads would be fucking disgusted in you all.

>>77299253
dam
remember the early Ghost Whisperer?

>>77299304
bet you practice your army rolls

>>77299304
>this one thing happened
>therefore it is constantly happening to everyone in that country
the world is not a TV show, people of different nationalities are not characters

>>77299327
>>this one thing happened
>>therefore it is constantly happening to everyone in that country
sounds a bit like what brits think about police killing "harmless unarmed citizens who dindu nuffin"

>ALLAH ACKBAR!!!

*the Yank turns his head ever so slightly*
>hmph... you picked the wrong day, bucko
*places down his pitcher with lightning speed and precision, unholstering his 6 shooter*
*the terrorist stands there, frozen in fear, hand on the detonator of his suicide vest*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjjDOdaFZg0
*the Yank smiles out the corner of his mouth and squints*

My hobbies? Discussing politics and social issues on an anime imageboard. Not just on the politics board of course, but on literally any of the non-politics boards as well. Everyone is fascinated by the complex issues that I bring to the discussion table.

*sees my mate Cregg on the other side of the street*
Ey Cregg! Cregg! CREGG
*Cregg can't hear me*
ah fuck it, this is the land of the free after all!
*gingerly begins crossing the street to Cregg*
*gets riddled with bullets from a passing police officer*
*get arrested for jaywalking*
*can't afford to pay the ambulance to the hospital*
*die on the street*

>>77299336
http://killedbypolice.net/

>>77299336
your own people think that, who are we supposed to believe other than those actual Americans? you? because you have a chip on your shoulder about it?

>>77299347
figuratively growling at this post

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brits are incapable of understanding the very fundamental concept of self defense

>>77299336
apart from it's not just one thing that happened in the US
It's every fucking day. If it's not police killing citizens with guns, they are killing eachother. It's literally a third world shithole just accept it

>>77299362
show me the ones that were harmless, unarmed and dindu nuffin now x
>>77299363
>your own people think that
who does? cnn and lefties who want guns banned? oh...

i said ive been to tescos

>>77299374
like I said, we use our fists like real men, we don't hide behind guns

>>77299375
>If it's not police killing citizens with guns
99% of the time rightfully so, as that citizen was most likely putting the officer or another citizen's life at risk

>>77299386
really?
What did you buy?

>>77299384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2kOT8Z7nqI

>>77299386
I've been to tesco too

just been to tescos lads AMA

>>77299386
give us our cornetto then

Just remembered I'm supposed to be working from home today. I was sat on my couch watching Star Trek and didn't even have my work laptop out of it's bag

is it a case of know thy enemy or he who fights monsters when it comes to yank autism

>>77299374
*shoots at the tyres of an oncoming lorry*
heh that oughta..
*gets rammed anyway*

>American police are literally judge, jury and executioner

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>>77299387
>dude i used my fists

>>77299397
>that citizen was most likely putting the officer or another citizen's life at risk
because they had a gun

>>77299405
did you get the twix?

>>77299424
Rigby wasn't shot so I'm not sure what you're getting at

>tfw being raided by ameripol discord

>be yank
>touch yourself
>get sent to concentration camp by your parents

>>77299418
just do the lowest of low effort shitposts and enjoy the ride

>that citizen was most likely putting the officer or another citizen's life at risk

Which brings us back to the problem of guns. If they didn't have a gun, they could probably just be tazered

>>77299429
think you've got me confused with someone else, I only went there to flirt with the checkout girl (also came out with a Frijj and a bag of popchips

racist show being discussed on wright stuff
this should be interesting/predictable

>>77299403
>Officers say Crutcher ignored commands and reached into the SUV
>he dindu nuffin!
ah yes, one of these cases that barely qualifies certainly proves your point
>>77299426
and weren't using it properly. it's not the gun's fault

>>77299434
You are an imbecile.

Literally don't even understand what yanks are doing in this general.

>>77299453
remember when radio 4 unironically did a bit on the daily shoah

>be yank
>eat hogh fructose corn syrup for breakfast, dinner and lunch because your local economy is so shit that you have to put corn in everything for the country not to go bankrupt

>>77299451
Always come back with 20 lambert and a twix for /brit/
Tradition

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>oneitis texts me back instantly at any time of day
like putty in my hands

>>77299469
think they're here to try and change british firearms laws lad. this is the logical place to do that.

>>77299469
international board means discussions between nations not discussions between people from the same nation

Gardening for the nan later lads

>>77299456
>and weren't using it properly. it's not the gun's fault
irrelevant, they still had it

>>77299460
Hmm, interesting riposte

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lads it 235am and I swear I hear something dragging something in the street, sounded like the grainy wheels of your Sunday trash bin but slower
of the skinwalkers get me, just know that I always hated the term cuppa

>>77299507
garlic or peshwari?

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>all of europe defending no guns

keeping dying horrible deaths in the name of islam

>>77299507
good lad

have no intention of visiting any of the americas, ever. All of it either looks boring and cultureless or a violent shithole.

Indian mentioning the one drop rule and rping
>we fought for

do the younguns still play with lego or is it all on their ipads now?

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British people are not quite white all the time.

Ice cream for breakfast lads

>>77299509
so why are you going after guns and not the people who get their hands on guns? interesting

>the mother of the future king of britain unironically had a relationship with a pakistani man

Sort of changes my perception of rasheeds

anyone else think that band called british india is a bit racist

>>77299538
niece has like 4 different surface devices. bothers me a tad tbqh

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>>77299374
Pic looks like outside right now

>>77299526
y-you too

>>77299556
yeah often keeps me awake at night frankly

white ppl

Ainsley looking black lad saying the show was shit.
Good lad

anyone else think frank should just piss off and stop giving his unwanted opinions on every single thing you say

might ring in on the wright show and get my /pol/ statistics out

>>77299551
because if your way to fix america is to get rid of all the people who can't be trusted with guns then you'd have a perfectly functioning empty desert

>>77299531
you are retarded. you are way more likely to die in a terrorist fucking incident in europe than you are in america. it amazes me how fucking tone deaf you are to your current situation

What is this channel 4 show everyone is talking about? Don't watch tv

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Just been on /pol/ for 10 minutes, I now consider myself informed about Current Events and Big Issues

>>77299603
>get rid of all the people who can't be trusted with guns
hmmm no I don't think that's what I said nor implied

is ainsley harriott gay? I've always assumed he was but never bothered to check

>>77299590
don't know who the frank character is but i already fucking dislike the cunt

>>77299538
I have a sister who is 9 years younger than me and while she says she likes lego (and I've bought her some sets before to help her build with) she never touches it unless I basically build it all myself.

all she does is sit on her ipad all day

>>77299469
is somewhat strange that, not just yanks but foreigners in general, including other so-called "anglos" eg australians

a british person would never post in a foreign country's general. maybe one or two autists, but the vast majority simply wouldnt do it. however foreigners do it all the time, it isnt even strange to them
think its just that were unironically superior; id never post in /cum/, a euro general, or an aus general if one existed. while in contrast these foreigners cant help themselves but to post here
funny isnt it

>>77299591
Kek not Keek this time Oliver.

>>77299456
>he dindu nuffin!
oh no, he made a mistake and paid for it with his life

if gun's weren't legal the cop would have no reason to suspect he had a gun in the car

yours is a culture that is constantly on edge, constantly threatened by others , really quite sad

>>77299617
yeh i bummed him

love a bit of alex jones before bed x

>at the DMV
>take the wrong form
>get shot

that'll teach me for making a mistake!

>>77299652
which bit?

>>77299624
it's easy as piss to get replies here and it moves fast, that's probably why most people come here

>>77299607
who said anything about terrorists you fat cunt? Do us all a favour and take a walk across the street and let some of your own countrymen shoot you, as happens many times a day every day in your shithole rancid fart of a country.

Don't reply to me ever again unless it's to issue a grovelling apology you absolute runtbait.

>be american
>get shot

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>assholes australians hate this

new policy idea: pay our brave soldiers the same as the bloody footballer MPs and give their guns to the nurses to fight the bloody muslims

>>77299624
>le british poster face

you are notorious trolls and shitposters in others, stfu chavington

>>77299680
shotguns are one of the few firearms that aren't extremely restricted here actually

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>>77299607
hahahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahahahahahaha

>yanks
>YANKS

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>you have potential

>>77299680
beautifully engineered bit of kit son
Nice finish on the decking too

Had NBN for 13 days now. Not one problem with it.

>Americas = the united states of america in britain
bit odd

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>you really should be taking the USA's lead in regards to terrorist attacks

eating: stir fry

seems like those self-defence guns are doing a great job

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/mass-shootings-in-america/

>this one yank on a proxy

>>77299680
put the plant pot back now

>>77299690
You just completely proved his point petal.

>>77299729
> Someone says Americas so I'll take it upon myself to assume they meant the US and only the US for absolutely no reason at all
hmm ok fatboy

>Louise De Kler, 98, still took her pool cue and boombox to the rec room at Pinelake Health and Rehab and shot pool with the “young guys,” her daughter told the Associated Press. She was shot to death on March 29, 2009, along with seven other residents and a nurse, by a man who had come to the Carthage, N.C., nursing home looking for his estranged wife.

why the fuck was that stupid bitch not carrying a desert eagle - she was asking for it!

>27 degrees with flash floods

yeah ok mate

>>77299704
why not? you can do more damage with a shotgun than with most consumer semi autos. What the fuck man.

>>77299765
you sure there matey? >>77299710

>>77299729
Don't you tend to have a spanner fit when the other American cunts say this?

Post rare tims

>>77299779
probably for shootin' dingos n roos that sit in their ute

>>77299697
*pats you on the head*

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>>77299800

>>77299743
we should ban guns so then only criminals who are willing to break the law and circumvent the ban will have them

>Eight-month-old Carlos Reyes was buried in a casket with his mother, Jackie, who had tried to shield him, as an unemployed father of two killed 21 and injured 19 in a busy McDonald’s in San Ysidro, Calif., on July 18, 1984. The man told his wife he was going out “hunting humans” and opened fire with an Uzi, a shotgun and a semiautomatic pistol.

what the actual fuck why was the baby not licensed to carry

negligence on the parent's part

MORNIN

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>>77299800
everyone I know
goes away
in the end

Considering how many people there are in the world I see very few pregnant people

>>77299782
>post originally states that the americas looks either boring or violent
>Yank bursts in and starts squeaking about muh terrerism and implying that Europe is more dangerous because of it
>Gets utterly sharted on by a simple and well known statistic comparing intentional homicides around the world including regions such as the Americas
>Decides to start blubbering on about someone referring to the US as "americas" when this never happened
hmm fascinating, the average yank intelligence

having sex on the toilet

>>77299772
>>77299830
we should ban guns so then only criminals who are willing to break the law and circumvent the ban will have them

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>found qt on omegle
>she says she doesn't have contact details
>says she just go released from medical hospital
>says she frequents r9k

what do lads

>>77299853
dont care

bizarre to think americlaps have a dunblane basically every day

This British camgirl is making my willie hard again.

>>77299814
good point, lets legalise everything including murder, that way people won't have to circumvent the law to do it

>>77299851
hmmm seems you're a bit slow. let me help you out. this post >>77299607 says america not americas doesn't it?

>>77299865
having sex is just what i call pooing actually so i think you do

>if you make it illegal then people will just break the law to get them

oh no? fucking arrest them then you spastic
do you think that everything should be legal? napalm? explosives?

>>77299898
need napalm for protection lad

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>>77299612
Answer me you runtoid island monkeys

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>>77299889

>>77299884
hmmm seems you're fucking retarded, allow ME to help YOU out, fatboy. This post >>77299729 seems to say that brits think Americas = US, when actually... hahah... ACTUALLY... according to this post indeed... >>77299607 it seems it's the americans who think "Americas" means US!

hahaha! fascinating! truly, really is

>>77299830
>chinks eat doges
>russians are rapey in war
>murikans like guns
Lets tell them all we disagree with their cultures

keep accidentally bookmarking posts on /brit/

>>77299873
you have to have some serious mental disabilities to think that's an accurate analogy
>>77299898
>oh no? fucking arrest them then you spastic
ah yes, I'm sure it is easy for police to "dude just arrest them lmao" when they are hiding a gun in their home or are on their way to a mass shooting

unbelievable how incompetent you all are

>>77299914
good point, can't just let the criminals have it

Hello, I'm looking for a pointless argument about guns. Is this the right thread?

>>77296220
>aussies have drive though alcohol shops
STATE

Yanks are so fucking thick arguing with them honestly feels unfair

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>>77299944
>I'm sure it is easy for police to "dude just arrest them lmao" when they are hiding a gun in their home
fucking yank logic is precious

>>77299969
no that was the last thread, this one's just wall-to-wall bait

>>77299848
almost as if they spend most of their time resting at home

>>77299926
you're having a bit of a meltdown so try and focus. this post >>77299607 said america right? america is in the americas. he was giving an example of a country in the americas. I know this is hard to understand but try and reread slowly and figure it out

>mass shootings are so common in yanktarctica that americans cant comprehend their prevention

>>77299983
fuck

Imagine living in a country with a legislated police force yet still operating by the MAD doctrine where you feel you need a gun to level the playing field

absolutely mental

Marina Visconti

>>77299982
yeah I didn't think you had any argument either. I'm sure the millions of guns in america will just disappear after we ban them and police will recover them all

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>>77300000
Nice digits

>>77299997
-off nonce

>>77299969
while your countrymen turn in their tactical spoons. i think self defense is a pretty decent conversation to have considering your countries current affairs. or is it just classic british stoicism to look away. blame it all on the dumb americans.

>>77300000
imagine getting 5 zeroes on the end of your post number

>>77299994
>Yank sees a post about the americas and decides to talk about the US
>Brit continues talking about the americas, which is the topic at hand
>Yank proceeds to shart itself
thick fucking cunt

in UK youre legally allowed to own arquebuses and fusils in fact i have several

business idea: shoot everyone who illegally owns a gun

>>77300016
done many good wanks to her and may do another

Always get confused when the English start rattling on about how guns make everyone murderers and yet Northern Ireland has a lower homicide rate than England.

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britain isn't a nanny sta-

>>77300000
checked
>>77300035
The issues lies within the self defense laws more than it does with the firearms laws t?bh

>>77300081
theres about 8 people in northern ireland and another one gets shot every week

>>77300060
What's the movie with the guy who grabs both guns from the cops and attempts to shoot himself?

*closes tab*

Always get confused when someone mentions northern ireland as if it bears thinking about

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>>77300087
kek.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40638343

aroooooooooooooooooooo

>>77300097
>the brown lad doesn't understand what a homicide rate is
lmao

>>77300087
what the fuck has a nanny state got to do with overprotective parents you double scoop spastic ice cream

Have sharted before and let me tell you it was embarrassing and not fun.

>>77300087
There is literally nothing about the state, a crime or anything to do with the law in that story you yank spacker. Did you even read it?

>>77300119
what the fuck

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>>77300122
need to move further away

>>77300122
looking forward to the day where adverts are literally just "we made a thing, buy it if you want"

>>77300131
>>77300132
>>77300133
Snip

Always laugh when the pakis cry out "y-you're not relevant!" while getting hammered by lorries and having their children gangraped.

>>77300081
Go bomb a shopping centre over it paddy

>>77300107
Armed police and more legally armed civilians than the British mainland per capita.
It's very relevant.

yanks are bellends
taigs are bellends
scots and angles are good lads

i'm unironically meeting up with a muslim for a date today. i'm actually massive rorke, and she knows i am. she's not practising and she hates "asians" and how intolerant they are. i actually started the conversation with her by sending her a crudely drawn pic of muhammad cooking bacon i made on my phone. now we're going on a date. i insisted we meet outside her predominantly "asian" area, though, since i don't fancy being witness or victim to an acid attack. she laughed but i wasn't actually joking

good thread for gun haters to have a cry to
>>>/gif/10945738

>>77300177
excellent post

Who needs buns when he has ACIEEED! with Jam & Spoon?

>>77300153
>>77300172
Stop talking to yourself, nobody cares about northern ireland

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your government doesn't trust you with a lethal weapon

>>77300183
her 9 brothers will merk you lad

>>77300149
mazel tov

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FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE

https://www pscp tv/Piss_Lord/1ynJOVQngnyGR

dont care if i'm honest aha x

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>>77300189
Uh oh. The paki's having paranoid delusions lads.

>>77300165
I was going to mock you further but England is in enough trouble without having me laughing at them from a distance.

>>77300153
Lets be fair. Statistically most paki kids don't survive birth.

>>77300208
thought this was going to be jason genova

>>77300183
send us pictures, ya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ass--azzgUs

>this got banned in the UK for being too sexual
TAKBIR

>>77300219
uh oh, the irish have gained enough braincells to use inspect element

truly we are doomed now
>saying "lads" as if some council estate runtoid from northern ireland is one of the lads
haha fuck off

wonder where the surname cockburn came from

>>77300208
Link not working.

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Wake the fuck up rorkies

>>77300245
As it should be

>>77300259
your ancestors were shit at cooking chicken

Ah yes Northern Ireland, jewel of of the isles
*chimps out about the english*
*chimps out about other irishmen*
*binges on tayto and waits for next month's giro to come through*

>>77300259
Originally indicated someone who came from Cockburn, a place in Berwickshire. The place name is derived from Old English cocc "rooster" and burna "stream".

could genuinely read behindthename for hours its fascinating

These days you get chucked in jail just for saying you're English

>>77300254
You're awful uppity tonight.
Runt cage too small?

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>>77300264

Eating olives in a pesto dressing straight fom the bowl

Drinking tonic water with a small wedge of lemon and no gin

Feels middle class

>>77300245
that's pretty sexual 2bh I wouldn't want that coming on when i was sitting with my family

>>77300254
Oh dear. This paki is absolutely doing his NUT in over this. I suppose I'd probably wish I was dead too if I was a paki.

>>77300288
now do glasscock

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why can't brits and aussies own firearms

>>77300294
>gif
fuck off

>>77300265
Love how he had to push some kind of identity politics in there too

>>77300265
when even a far left website says he is creating jobs you know he is
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/apr/26/donald-trump/has-donald-trump-overseen-gain-500000-jobs-so-far/

>>77300208
hes gonna bathe in his own piss

>>77300245
directed by Benny Benassi?

>>77300307
they're tools used for killing and don't belong on the street

>>77300265
this post is a work of art

Trying to take out a loan of 400 hecks.
Think my credits is good enough?

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the gf is making a snowflake out of paper

>>77300302
There was no name definition found for Glasscock.

>>77300203
>77300203
she actually has five brothers and two sisters who all live in the same house with her dad. i already made it explicitly clear I'm not meeting any of them haha
>>77300243
nah, they're all off her fb, highly doxxable

>>77300340
'e

>>77300298
Sad thing is, I'm not and never will be a paki, no matter how much you obsess about it.

Sad thing is, you are and always will be a northern irish runtoid nobody ever thinks or cares about.

Sad thing is, you are not one of the lads.

now scuttle back to your council bog you bizarre irish mutant

>>77300307
no reason to own a murder device

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wearing a suit like this to my graduation ceremony

just told the Carphone Warehouse where to stick it for cold calling me

>>77300343
me on the left

>>77300335
$400,000 or $400?

>>77300352
Why would you wear a suit to uni graduation?

>>77300358
same place where to stick ramadan?

>>77300323
i can kill stuff with a lot of things. why aren't steak knifes banned?

>>77300358

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk

>>77300344
you have fun lad, just be careful

>>77300343
haha i know where this was taken

>>77300369
because its a formal event you pillock.

>>77300348
Oh deary deary me. Look at the state of this post. I couldn't possibly be less convinced that you're not a paki after a post like that.

Deary, deary me. The pakis sure do have anger issues, eh lads?

>>77300335
hecks not dollars mr. Nasalthal

>>77300265
Agree with the second paragraph more or less apart from the calling trump a fascist part. Always seems a bit puerile

>>77300369
do aussies wear flip flops and shorts to theirs?

>>77300348
How have you ascertained he's from Bonfireland?

>>77300380
well can you please inform the police because her family are very concerned x

rather not say

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> i actually started the conversation with her by sending her a crudely drawn pic of muhammad cooking bacon i made on my phone

>>77300343
Is this real?

>>77300392
Because he's posted about it around eleven trillion fucking times

>>77300344
she probably has a load of cousins who 1) want to fuck her and 2) want to kill you

watch yourself

>>77300373
theyre meant for cutting steak
double edged knives/daggers are illegal to bring into new zealand specifically because there's no purpose for the second edge other than stabbing lads

>>77300384
>the northern irish runtoid trying to talk down to anyone about anger issues
hahahahahah wew

>>77300350
just stay contempt in your miserable life completely susceptible to the worst case scenario. it only takes one time when you wish you were armed.

>>77300389
People wear graduation gowns to their graduation you absolute spastic, are you actually going to bother wearing a suit under one?

>>77300404
I don't see where itt.

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>>77300420
This paki is SEETHING

>>77300424
uhm, sweetie... *taps sign reminding you we are a peaceful people*

>>77300424
bit paranoid

>>77300384
>couldn't
>less convinced
>you're not

Let's negate our speech further shall we

>>77300437
you're not in the gowns from start to finish moron.

>>77300424
*content*
sorry. late

>>77300424
>contempt

put pantaloons around ankles

>>77300245
>“the most offensive thing about this video is capitalism”
PAFŪTIŊ

>>77300451
I'll do as I please, mongrel.

>>77300398
alri abdul raheej mumbat abdullah islamabad

>>77300448
>bit paranoid
Do you put your seatbelt on when you drive around? the likelihood that you get in a wreck is slim. Why do you put your seatbelt on?

>>77300455
You wear the gowns during the entire ceremony you IDIOT. I don't care what you wear afterwards, now just admit to yourself you're wrong and stop posting.

>live somewhere with more muslims, more crime, more immigrants and more illegal immigrants than the uk
>complain about us 'doing nothing' about these supposed problems
>do nothing yourself about your own country

honestly don't get yanks, must be all those chemicals in the water that we banned long ago

>>77300497
ok I was wrong you win x

>>77300497
im not wrong because literally everyone will be dressed up so pull your beak out, battyman

>>77300490
Dude like... Uh,. Are you anger or something ?

tell you something crazy
toilets here dont have handles, theres just those bent modern buttons
crazier still, the dark button is for wee wees and the white one is for poo poos (you have to hold darkie but whitey stays down until the poo is removed

>>77300500
steady diet of brietfart on a generally dulled, aspartame-riddled mind will work the same trick

>>77300443
>northern irish runtoid can't think of anything to say except literally "you mad"
hahahaha, fascinating.

Anyway, this exchange has been fun. Any last words before we go back to utterly forgetting you or anyone on your miserable chunk of ireland exist? Do you want to call someone "mad" or "paki" perhaps? hahaha how amusing

Now fuck off.

>>77300344
okay, thanks for replying anyway. cool story.

>>77300376
>>77300414
i am exercising extreme caution. picking her up at a bus station and driving her out of town to a nice resteraunt.

boy I sure am thankful to my seatbelt for killing other road users before they can crash into me

>>77300500
>>do nothing yourself about your own country
our president has addressed all those things and proposed solutions and has even passed some such as travel bans. can you say the same?>

>>77300534
>Infowars likes this post

>>77300500
try again

>>77300540
praise jebus and murca

>>77300545
So did David Cameron, so did literally Obama.

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>>77300530
>Poo Peeland

>>77300545
this post is so cute that i'm not going to respond to it how i probably ought to

>>77300524
Yeah, dressed in shirts and ties, try getting a degree before talking about the ceremony.

>>77300545
nah we've done things like serve exclusively halal food in schools, stop teaching children things with pigs and cover up decades of abuse by paki paedo-rings in order to avoid offending muzzies.

>>77300545
>>77300566
>>77300568
snap!

>>77300530
>those bent modern buttons
wat

>>77300536
Are you from NI?
It's alright if you are. You're a Brit. More than Pakis ever were.

hate birmingham
love aston villa

simples

>>77300500
but the yanks are doing something about it, and muslims only make up 1% of yank population, and islam and Muslims are the real threat, which america has acknowledged. Europe on the other hand is content to keep letting them in and shift the blame from Islam to ourselves.

>>77300586
hmmm so it seems our current administration is doing something about it huh
>>77300591
yeah didn't think you had an argument

>>77300608
He's talking about the (Australian) two-flush system

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>>77300536
>"how can I prove I'm not an utterly ENRAGED paki?"
>"I've got it!"
>makes this post

>>77300540
leave it to a pompous jerk to misinterpret my post. you never answered my question. why do you wear your seatbelt?

>>77300530
>you have to hold darkie but whitey stays down until the poo is removed
don't understand
simply don't get it

why don't you hold whitey for poo poo?

>>77300647
to murder other people before they have a chance to harm me, of course

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>leave it to a pompous jerk to misinterpret my post.

>>77300657
Full flush and half flush

Half flush for piss so you save water

>>77300536
literal resident of pakistan

>>77300645
>last words are literally just "u mad paki" as predicted
did a soft chuckle against the back of my hand to this

>>77300685
>>77300685
>>77300685

>>77300679
>>77300679
>>77300679

Never played Runescape

>>77300530
We have squatting holes in some places.
Not saying it's because of Pakis
that would be racist

>>77300701
get FUCKED anime twat

>>77300707
no we dont

>>77300613
It's another Yanks vs. Brits thread. Wow it's like I've never seen it before. Oh wow it's an all nighter. Haha it's on repeat. Whoops the button is jammed

>>77300691
why are you still so angry mr paki? Is it because we're utterly superior to you?