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Fuck the Frogs edition
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>>77296316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RKMvr2dd7U
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>>77296316
someone say frogs?
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*sashays into thread*

Third
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i dont want to be in this time
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>>77296316
xoxo
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every time i see this image i get the urge to overdose on sleeping pills
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The feelings of the ol 'pression are particularly strong today
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get a fucking grip, the lot of you
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>>77296335
I would like to fuck this frog
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Adolf Hitler was born on 20 April 1889 to a poor family of six children.

Like many Austrians, Hitler began to develop German nationalist ideas from a young age.

Hitler and his schoolmatesused the greeting "Heil", and sang the "Deutschlandlied" instead of the Austrian Imperial anthem

As a teenager, he expressed loyalty only to Germany, despising the declining Habsburg Monarchy.

From 1905, Hitler lived a bohemian life in Vienna.

At the outbreak of the Great War, he dismissed service in the Austrian army, and instead volunteered for the Bavarian army.

He served as a dispatch runner on the Western Front. He was present at the First Battle of Ypres, the Battle of the Somme, the Battle of Arras, and the Battle of Passchendaele, and was wounded at the Somme.

Hitler had refused to be considered for promotion, which meant leaving his comrades and job as dispatch runner.

His comrades laughed at "Adi" for his aversion to smutty stories and traded their jam rations for his tobacco.

In early 1915, he adopted a stray dog he named Fuchsl (little fox), Both Fuchsl and Hitler's portfolio of sketches and paintings were stolen. After the loss, he took his first leave, which consisted of an 18-day visit to Berlin.
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>>77296345

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Waterloo

Sweetie no x
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Lindybeige really is an idiot isnt he

>>77296351
go for a bike ride
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>>77296363
Back then. She's all tattooed up now. Fucking mess tbqh
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>>77296351
Get your non red white blue shit out of here you micky fuck
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>>77296350
The kind of sleeping pills you can actually overdose on don't exist anymore.
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it's funny because it's true.
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Just on the ol' train to work
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>>77296379
This is upsetting to hear
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>>77296365
oh shit im triggered xdd - NOT!

Napoleon was a scum. Thanks for beating him.
Not staying any longer in this "thread" though.
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>>77296382
Such a mean post
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>>77296390
hahaha yeah real side buster this one
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>>77296387
it's easy to overdose on benzos if you have alcohol available.
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>>77296396
Delete this right now
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>>77296396
SOURCE
NOW
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>>77296396
shan't observe this degeneracy
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>>77296396
Bit gay that.
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>>77296396
bit gay reallly
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>>77296404
Maybe this is more your thing?
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Stop imbibing marijuana
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rude
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mfw i see a humphrey near me
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This general is so anti-fun
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Hermann Göring's father was he first Governor-General of the German protectorate of South-West Africa, (modern-day Namibia).

Interested in a career as a soldier from a very early age, Göring enjoyed playing with toy soldiers and dressing up in a Boer uniform his father had given him.

He enjoyed war games, pretending to lay siege to the castle Veldenstein and studying Teutonic legends and sagas.

He became a mountain climber, scaling peaks in Germany.

At sixteen he was sent to a military academy at Berlin Lichterfelde, from which he graduated with distinction.

Psychologist Gustave Gilbert measured him as having an intelligence quotient (IQ) of 138.

After completing the pilot's training course, Göring was made commander of the Red Baron's famed "Flying Circus", Jagdgeschwader 1.
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>>77296433
Looks up imbibing
yes, down with this sort of thing!
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>>77296428
youre the one with it saved to your computer my man
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>>77296428
don't get it
he told his mum he's seeing a tranny?
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ah yes
windows 10
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>>77296452
give it a rest lad
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21 Times British People Confused The Hell Out Of Everyone On Twitter
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>>77296451
>posting a Vietnamese sketch drawing reaction image
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Looking forward to playing Splatoon 2 soon
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>>77296371

In the car waiting to head into work
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windows at it again lads
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>>77296485
>they didn't call it Spla2n
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>>77296493
>power to the thinnest
Thicc btfo
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>>77296467
Run disc cleanup.
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>>77296485
Bayonetta 3 coming soon too
the switch's crazy sales surprised everyone so next season the games will be rolling in
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These are the people behind the Finnish flag.
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>>77296515
>>77296485
t. Nintendo reps
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>>77296515
Wonder if they'll bring Bayo 2 to the Switch
Brilliant game but only about 5 people played it

>>77296548
wogs out
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>>77296513
oh fug
what now?
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Winston was a stocky boy with red hair who talked with a stutter and a lisp, describing it at times as "agonizing".

Although he was recognised as being the best in his division for history. Winston entered the school, however, as the boy with the lowest grades in the lowest class, and he remained in that position.

His mother rarely visited him. His relationship with his father was distant; he once remarked that they barely a word spoke to one another their whole life.

At 18, Winston fell 29 feet from a bridge. Some say it was a suicide attempt.

He applied to attend the Royal Military College, Sandhurst. He tried and failed three times before eventually passing the entrance exam.

He graduated eighth out of a class of 150 in December 1894
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baldurs gate 2 vs morrowind vs fallout 2??
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watching an Oxford Union lecture on the value of human attention and how it will be the last remaining scarce resource in future

but im not really paying attention haha
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>>77296577
sounds like a reet poof
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>>77296557
Wogs out?
You're doing the promotion lad. wew
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>>77296428
Fake. This is the original.
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>>77296587
Do wogs generally promote things? Bit confused here frankly
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>>77296557
I hope so
I I had a WiiU but would like to play some of its games again if they maybe updated them a little
only a handful of games I really enjoyed for WiiU anyway

Switch is cheap here and they bundle it with BotW
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>>77296581
Fallout > Baldurs gate > Morrowind
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>>77296602
Idk what a wog is to be frank.
working oriental gentleman?
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>>77296617
Nerd taste
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din
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>>77296644
fat twat
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In British English, "wog" is an offensive racial slur usually applied to black, Middle Eastern, or South Asian/Maritime Southeast Asian peoples.

In Australian English, "wog" is a term used as a racial slur mostly for people from Southern Europe and the Mediterranean region.

Aussies are silly
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>>77296644
blubbery behemoth
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>>77296644
Fat cunt
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THERE'S A ROOM WHERE THE LIGHT WONT FIND YOU
HOLDING HANDS WHILE THE WALLS COME TUMBLING DOWN
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>>77296644
Rotund gentleman
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need drink
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>>77296661
I'm sure it used to be the same in the UK, only that the standards for woggery lessened in the UK.
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>>77296644
5pm?
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Going out for a walk soon will be sure to dispose of any loud children I see who disturb me
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>>77296685
whaddup my wogga
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could easily fracture the spine of any loud children i saw
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>>77296685
nah wog always referred to an african of some sort, southern euros were wops or spics.
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>>77296675
>>77296666
>>77296664
>>77296656
hardly
>>77296688
in syd
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>>77296661
probably because we had a very limited range of immigrants for a long time
greeks used to be our pakis
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>>77296714
when you go to jap youre going to pull a sum total of 0 girls
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Hope I get reincarnated as a fluffy chicken tbph
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>>77182082

which one of you did this?
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getting followed by this ad
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Franklin Roosevelt was born on January 30, 1882, in Hyde Park, New York, to wealthy businessman James Roosevelt. Roosevelt grew up in an atmosphere of privilege.

He was described as a quiet, satisfactory boy, but not brilliant.

In August 1921, Roosevelt fell ill and was diagnosed with polio, rendering his legs paralyzed.

He was careful never to be seen using his wheelchair in public.

He laboriously taught himself to walk short distances while wearing iron braces on his hips and legs by swiveling his torso, supporting himself with a cane.

Most Americans were completely unaware there was something wrong with him.
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>>77296714
why are you eating dinner at 5
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>>77296714
>pre distressed denim and h&m chelseas

FUCC
BOI
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>>77296428
Made me remember the time me and a qt both said "Sweet Dreams" to each other and the exact same time and then both immediately replied to each other's "sweet dreams" with the exact same joke at the exact same time.

Gave me a smile.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMmjiX4FDc
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good edition
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>>77296750
Would love to hug that vicious little beast
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>>77296724
? you must mistake me for someone else, im more into guys these days anyway
>>77296737
early din best din. what am i gonna stuff myself with maccas at 11pm
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>>77296714
nice cicks cuz
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Midge
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>>77296731
>Most Americans were completely unaware there was something wrong with him.
yeah because most (all) americans are fucking thick as sin
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>>77296755
thanks
>>77296730
Go!
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>>77296759
or you could stuff yourself at 7 like a normal person
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>>77296731
give it a rest lad
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That new crash bandicoot game is shit lads, they made it feel all weird to play. stick with the originals
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>>77296759
what kind of guys do you like?
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morning lads
morning non- oh he's not here
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>>77296795
best crash was crash team racer
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>>77296759
i thought you were the creaturoid that wears the turtle neck pullovers
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>Ireland
>an island full of drunken gingers
Who thought this was a good idea?
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>>77296814
Irishmen aren't gingers
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>>77296814
God
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Just removed 10GB of internet browser history.
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>>77296823
some of them are
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>>77296812
>implying turtlenecks are bad

Poorly dressed spastics out
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>>77296777
exemplary post

>>77296795
horrendous post
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>>77296777
7 is too late to have dinner mane
>>77296765
x
>>77296798
other twinks like me mostly, but ive been with most types of guys
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Thought I'd give a try of this Bumble dating app. It's asking for a FB account, I don't have one. Hahaha
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>>77296812
>turtle neck pullovers
FOY
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>>77296841

You're a horrid little creature
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Had a dream I chatted up a really fit girl at a restaurant somehow, so we left together to shag somewhere secluded outside, then she jumped off a cliff but managed to cling on to a rope that was dangling down and turned into a bloke.

hmm
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At age seven, Theodore Roosevelt learned the rudiments of taxidermy, and filled his room with animals that he killed or caught in what he called the "Roosevelt Museum of Natural History".

At age nine, he recorded his observation of insects in a paper entitled "The Natural History of Insects".

Family trips abroad, including tours of Europe in 1869 and 1870, and Egypt in 1872, where he wrote began observations on the evolution of local water fowl.

At age sixteen, he became a certified ornithologist.

In 1880, Roosevelt graduated magna cum laud from Harvard.

He often found his studies to be irrational; he spent much of his time writing his book on the War of 1812. His book written in college is still widely studied in the British Royal Navy and the United States Navy.

Roosevelt decided to drop out of law school, later saying, "I intended to be one of the governing class."

Roosevelt moved West, learning to ride western style, rope and hunt on the banks of the Little Missouri and the Bad Lands.

Roosevelt spent his time pursuing outlaws, hunting to survive, laboring with cowboys, and herding thousands of cattle.
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>>77296848
would yez fuck me?
unsee DOT cc/sizupeno
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fuck OFF
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>>77296874
The Virgin Dream
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>Americans invented the Segway human transporter
>an American literally came up with a way to replace walking
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Fish N Chips for dinner tonight lads.
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>>77296812
im much cuter. plus im guessing he posts here all the time where ill just visit occasionally to post gay stuff
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>>77296877
give it a rest lad
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only poms and gooks eat dinner before 7
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What kind of utter spastic has dinner at 5
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Any arrogant students here?
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>>77296884
Yeah it's called driving you dumb fuck we invented cars
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>dinner at five keeps you alive!
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>>77296898
aye
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>We don't have bagged milk, that's in Canada lol!
Why are Amerilards such compulsive liars?
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>>77296898
sure hope not
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>>77296892
Old people have dinner at 5 pm.
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>>77296898
hi x

>>77296888
answer me (>>77296878)
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didnt sleep all night

glad my coke is coming today
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>>77296925
Grandad has dinner at 7
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>>77296920
>>77296926
I'm going to kick your asses
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>>77296927
coke has caffeine and sugar in it, it won't help you sleep
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>>77296917
nah

germans did
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>>77296927
Leave the drugs alone lad.
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>>77296917
The Segway is not like an automobile. You stand up and drive it like a scooter. It's meant for sidewalks and stuff.
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>>77296878
>>77296926
every day of the week.

>>77296892
no buli. meet me at george st maccas to settle this
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>>77296939
Coke Zero mate, it's got no mass hence the difficulty in getting it delivered. They only know where it is, or how fast its getting there. Hell for the drivers.
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>>77296943
Nah smartass we did

Thanks for refrigerators though I guess
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Time for my 1100 calorie breakfast


>>77296814
Ireland is literally God's country. Anyone who has ever wronged her is doomed to an eternity in Hell.
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>>77296965
>sidewalks
footpaths
Come on, what sounds better honestly.
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>>77296968
>he literally has soda delivered to his house

Fat cunt
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>>77296972
>Anyone who has ever wronged her is doomed to an eternity in Hell.
So, the English?
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>>77296983
>he literally is a yank
fat cunt
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>>77296972
>Ireland is literally God's country
Well there goes the last of what little religious conviction I already didn't have
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i'm riley sticka
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>>77296988
Yes. The Anglo is the spawn of Lucifer himself.

>>77296991
>atheists prayers coming ur way!
state of ye
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had a dream about cheating on the gf and it was really fucking hot but I woke up feeling sad
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>>77296995
how's your hospital going la'?
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>>77296316
you guys are really obsessed with us
I don't know if it's only on /int/
That's funny because we don't think of you at all
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gf's cat has brought in a dead bird and left it on my bedroom windowsill

ABOUT TO WRING THE LITTLE CUNT'S NECK AND VOLLEY HIM IN THE COMPOST BIN
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howling at the runts on /tv/ pretending to not know who Ed Sheeran is
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>>77296990
>HE LITRILY IS A YAYNK
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don't think about the UK or France on a daily basis

both muzzie shitholes
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His Rough Riders became famous for the charge up Kettle Hill on July 1, 1898, where Roosevelt was de-horsed, and forced to fight his way up on foot. In one instance, he describes kill a Spaniard with his bare hands.

In March 1909, shortly after the end of his presidency, Roosevelt left for a safari in east and central Africa. Roosevelt and his companions killed or trapped approximately 11,400 animals.

He refused a meeting with the Pope, but Roosevelt met with Emperor Franz Joseph of Austria-Hungary, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, King George V of Great Britain, and other European leaders.

The Brazilian Government suggested that Roosevelt explore the uncharted River of Doubt. The voyage was filled with grief: attacks by natives, malaria, and marooning. Today, the River is named in his honor.
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>>77297019
that scene was terrible
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>>77297009
Don't flatter yourself you smelly twat it's unbecoming
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>>77297009
Your women think of us
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>>77296316
Weekly reminder that a literal diacritic mark is their President.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macron_(diacritic)
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*audience laughter*
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>>77297009
Love that pic the Swede posted for the /fr/ thread
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enjoy the teachings of alan watts but his flawed character detracts away from his wisdom somehow
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>>77297046
is there a joke in here or is it just "here's 12 brit things"?
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I love Hitler.
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>>77297058
Which flaws in particular?
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>>77296577
>At 18, Winston fell 29 feet from a bridge. Some say it was a suicide attempt.
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which one of you posted Real Kev Hours over on sp?
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>>77296795
odious little spastic
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too many JFs
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what time do you have dinner?
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>>77297087
don't browse that horseshit board
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>>77297098
dinnertime
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>>77296877
>cum laud

bit gay
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>>77297081
he was an alcoholic womanizer
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>>77297098
7.30pm - 8.00pm like a normal fucking human
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>>77297113
>womanizer
fuck off yank
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>>77297105
alri cumlord
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>>77297098
When am hungry innit
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>>77297101
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>>77297098
6pm-7pm like a normal fucking human
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>>77297113
>womanizer
FOY
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>>77297115
>>77297139
haha alri calm down
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nothing boils my blood more than early dinner runts
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>>77296456
carefull now.
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>>77297150
i eat my dinner at 3 pm
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the FriendlyJordies 'funny voice' gimmick got old quick

considering an unsubscribe
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17 degrees
too hot
couldn't sleep more than 4 hours
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>>77297150
this lad'll BOIL your blood >>77296644
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>>77297158
3pm my time? that's ok it's like 8pm on the US west coast then
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>>77297164
no 3 PM my time though my family is more Mediterranean influenced.
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Cant find any undies, do I go commando in my shorts or wear some boxer-briefs from the floor of my wardrobe
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>>77297159
FJs has always been unfunny

lefty runt
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Read in the news recently that British schools are full of PEDAGOGUES

Horrible little country, allowing that sort of thing to happen.
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>>77297177
Worried about a tick attaching itself to my willy region
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YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR COUNTRY IS HIGHER THAN MISSISSIPPI!

Get in here, everybody except the Great Shistain
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>>77297180
>>77297180
nah this was funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiW3uiDFQn0
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>>77297152
Took you a while to consider it.
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>my family is more Mediterranean influenced
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>>77297176
Golliwog
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>>77297197
always howl at this factoid

the UK is TRULY a shithole
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LUCKY FUCKING CUNT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XuQx54kooM&feature=youtu.be
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>>77297203
why are their eyes yellow
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>>77297203
oh dear
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>>77297203
fucking hell lmao
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just flossed my teeth.

some really bad smells coming out there particularly from the ol' molars.

the thing is, the only time i've smelt similar smells are when i was sitting by a chinese bloke on a flight to canada and when my housemates left a big bag full of rubbish in the corridoor.
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>>77297215
Thought they looked Persian. Just (white) Americans unfortunately.
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*kisses you*
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>always characterized a short brown man online

this will simply not stand
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>>77297243
remember the first time I flossed my teeth I almost threw up
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>>77297243
get a sonicare lectric brush
good shit man
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>>77297215
how come this guy gets lots of bitches and i dont?
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like to dip the tip of my penis in mouthwash
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*blushes*
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>>77297265
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Just seen a big herd of runts go past the window
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>>77297313
that was just a man carrying 6 mirrors
>>
Guy below me will post some gay bender shit
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some gay bender shit
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>>77297323
good post
>>
what's your mouth-hygeiene regime?

>brush teet with fluoride/sls/other bad shit free toothpaste for like 3 minutes
>scrape tongue with mental tongue scraper
>wash out mouth with water
>floss
>do this BEFORE breakfast rather than after

twice a day (as soon as i get home from work rather than before i go to sleep) - but i don't tongue scrape the second time.
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>>77297313
probably off to have dinner
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>>77297337
hid this post
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>>77297330
>>77297337
samefag
>>
might get a subway
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>>77297351
why is pjw called "smithy"
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>>77297351
lmbo
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>>77297372
decent post
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>>77297351
Ah fuck they're at it again!
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>>77297177
manually wash the ones found on floor of wardrobe. get Vanish or a bar of handsoap and hot water at it.
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>>77297344
>wake up
>pint of water (not for oral purposes but worth mentioning)
>breakfast
>fluoride mouthwash
>throughout the day, chew sugar-free gum after any food/non-water drink
>pint of water with dinner
>proper mouthwash before bed
>brush before bed
>no rinse
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>>77297391
brits are the niggers of europe
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>>77297422
No that's the Russians
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>>77297459
russians are the based black man of europe
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>>77297459
no, they are the Albanians.
>>
>>77297410
is this a meme?
>>
>>77297472
*filters your post*
>>
controversial idea: not everyone needs to be the "X of Y"
>>
slavs in general are the niggers of europe, I thought this was well established
>>
sometimes quite astonishing just how poor the quality of the average american flag post is
>>
ate two large domino's pizzas last night and 8 cans of magners, nearly passed out
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>>77297521
8 cans of what?
>>
>>77297453
who dunnyed it haha
>>
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http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40630582

Ah yes, Britain.
>>
>>77297529
magners

does google not work in america or something?
>>
Ah yes, the so-called _____
>>
>>77297537
porn wanker loves his porn
>>
>>77297537
lmao
>>
>>77297537
MUH CHILDREN
>>
>>77297508
Mehmet Raşidi Öztürk.
>>
BIG MANG TING CUZ
>>
>>77297537
literally what is the point of the government cracking down on porn
>>
>>77297537
I warned you retards, all of you saying >vote for le mummy may.

yes its true the other parties will vote for it (except libdem) but it wasn't a big thing on their agenda like it is for the moral-crusader tories.
>>
>>77297537
>stopping under 18s from watching porn
why is this a bad thing
>>
>>77297569
wont somebody please think of the children
>>
>>77297537
if I end up having to verify my age to shitpost on 4chan I may stop coming here and that would be VERY good for me

then again this place might get a lot better once all the fucking kiddies are blocked off... hmmmmmmm........ HMMMM!!!???? HMMM
>>
>>77297542
Magners is a bit strong for yanks.
They'd fuck up and feed it to their kids because it doesn't say hard cider on the can.
>>
>>77297569
scores points for the 'concerned mother' vote, whilst allowing the conservative party to look like they're taking conservative initiative on something.

its a bunch of bullshit considering theresa may's predecessors used to belong to a boys-club that hired out strippers and hookers for their initiation but hey ho.
>>
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>>77297582
>>
>>77297582
>MUH CHILDREN
>>
>>77297537
dumb karenposter
>>
>>77297564
are you implying t*rks are european because they're not
>>
>>77297599
>>77297600
>yank arguments
hmm yes, very good
>>
>>77297593
>tfw Hiroshima blocked all the VPNs
>tfw May is going to make you need to ID-verify before you can post (essentially tying all your posts to your public persona)

shan't be browsing the 'chan at all very soon. may have to just move on over to KC or infinity or something
>>
>>77297582
>letting big gubmint into intranet
>>
>>77297459
>>77297472
чтo ты блять cкaзaл o poccиянaх?
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>>77297597
Never had a good British beer in my life not even memeing
>>
>>77297631
hello nigger
>>
Don't give a shit about a porn ban, wish it would go a lot further tbqh with you fambalams
>>
>>77297615
if you weren't a fucking retard you'd realize it's bad to give away your personal identity and credit card details to a porn website
>>
>>77297582
it goes against the discretion that people want whilst indulging in their sexual fantasies.

also i didn't have a credit card till i was 23.
>>
oi wankers stay outta ex-yu or i'm going to PUNCH you
>>
>>77297649
asdfg
>>
>>77297649
*dodges your feeble swing*
*accelerates my body into a deadly uppercut*
>>
love milky chance, future islands, MGMT, and alt-j
hate hiphop, hate rap, hate rnb, hate electronic

not a nigger, simple as
>>
howling at how yankish that dead aussie's husband is
saw him on the news saying she "called nine eleven"
>>
>obamacare repeal failed
bet amerirorkes are seething
>>
>>77297659
asdfg
>>
The tory vision of life in britain is one whereby the only joy people take in life is working and shopping. Through both of which the british serf is supposed to be convinced that he is slowly but surely advancing in his class position. By working more and more he's gaining a chance to own some capital and by shopping more and more he's getting more and more to show for his increasing wealth. The subservient serf truly believes that with his efforts, he, or at least his children will be fraternising with the gentry of the UK. I mean look at Kate Middleton she has done it, its clearly possible.
>>
>>77297677
>want to be american
>american't because you're dead
>>
>>77297677
>called nine eleven
literally no one except maybe an indian who just got here says that. the number is always pronounced nine one one
>>
>>77297675
>electronic
what do you mean? like edm?
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>>77297703
>>
>>77297690
Just thinking of more excuses really

They're sidestepping it all and focusing on how someone on CNN has money in a Russian bank or something
>>
>>77297703
wew
>>
>>77297707
but 9/11 WAS a national tragedy.
>>
>>77297703
>want to
>be American
>get shot
>>
>>77297725
why are the GOP so useless? how can they still get nothing done?
>>
absolutely off my NUT on Airwaves menthol & eucalyptus
>>
*becomes a refugee*
>>
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>>77297707
distinctly heard it mate
>>
>>77297697
he says to himself.

but in truth, the gentry and the elite by and large despise him and laugh at his feeble attempts to ascend. he will never truly ascend, they will never truly allow him into their clubs, regardless of how much he accumulates. Instead they sell him this dream of class-aspiration to make him a good worker and a good consumer for their firms and their products.

In the olden days you could use this example: imagine a lowly serf rising to the position of a local genteel person. He'd be trying harder and harder to get an audience with a king scrupulously spending money, making connections, paying bribes and doing 'loyal actions' like rising regiments, only for the king to say to him: 'you rose a regiment? good man! you should join them'
>>
>17°
yeah too cold to go take a shit. having tiles in the house sucks

i will literally drag my heater with me
>>
>>77297762
>>77297762
>>77297762


new


>>77297762
>>77297762
>>77297762
>>
>>77297752
don't believe it until I see and hear it. it is extremely uncommon to say nine eleven for the phone number
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>>77297744
Getting nothing done is the whole point with them, whether it means them stopping Democrats or them preventing each other from passing anything even while they're in power

This is why only uneducated rednecks vote republican
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>>77297459
>>77297472
>>77297508
>>77297641

>>77297631
>«ты»
*вы*
*cкaзaли*
>>
>>77297707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNRIR8tjFc
>>
bellend is a little firm, lads
>>
a bit rude desu
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