You wake up in Helsinki

>>77295894
It's Norilsk, you stupid fuck.

Ei vittu

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Much horror

>>77295894
Pretend to be Syrian and get gibs

Hellsinki?

>Run out of money by the end of the day

>>77296762
That's Reykjavik.

>>77296707
情弱乙

>>77296831
Or Oslo.

You also wake up robbed and raped

Command the local inhabitants to bring me refreshment and anti-stab gear in the tongue of their kings.

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>>77297562
>raped by cute finnish femboys

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>>77297705
In Russian?

P-perkel?

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>>77297738
Hot pic
Must be one of Asanagi's mangas

Would probably go to the nearest construction site and ask for a job from fellow Estonians

>>77295894

Hopefully I get a balcony

I kill myself as soon as possible to escape H*llsinki.