/brit/

>>77294656
He must be the host

>minecraft
bad lads

A toast to the host who can boast the most roast!

>>77294656
me flipping the bird

>>77294672
FOB

>two northern suburbs lads
>one in the north shore
why are there so many poshos in my /brit/?

>>77294689
Mad man

norf side long beach
NORF SIDE LONG BEACH

>>77294681
dont care

>>77294656
THAT;S NOT EVEN LAN WTF IF THEY'RE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET THEY COULD ALL BE AT THEIR OWN HOUSES FUCKNIG AROUND

>>77294700
/brit/ is a upper middle class general

shan't tolerate grubby little mongs like you who went to public schools and no doubt live off centrelink with your dole bludger parents

>>77294656
not diverse enough
the jewish lad isn't enough

fucking HATE it when someone makes a new thread and I just did a helpful post
>>77294693

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okNeDdSqXwc

be sure to watch/download it before the beeb's crack team of copyright jews get it taken down

>>77294718
made this thread just to bait nerds like you x

>>77294731
10 seconds in, why is she talking like that? baffling.

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havent used the bike for so long its got cobwebs
and the front wheel squeaks and screams when i go faster than walking pace

but its good still
i feel a bit better already

>>77294731
Slovakia you were posting here beards threads ago. You on the beers son?

could heem anyone itt

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>>77294731
oh i forgot
https://gefira.org/en/2017/01/02/why-the-italian-government-cant-resolve-the-problems-of-mediterranean-smuggling-boats-because-it-doesnt-want-to/

>>77294746
~emphasis~

or something idk

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Sneezing. Wheezing. Breezing. Teasing. Appeasing.

SWBTA.

>>77294749
>British cobwebs
Sad!

>>77294756
>beards threads ago
not sure what this means
maybe that it's time for bed

>>77294723
uhh I went to a private school sweaty
tbf if I grew up in sydney I probably would have lived in the north too. my family always rips on north shorers and calls it south brisbane though heh

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>>77294749
get a real bike you snivelling little runt

Tried to pirate a game but it's gone so badly I might just buy it.

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>>77294687
heil winterchan

>>77294779
can I take your faggio out for a spin

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>>77294779
>BMW motorcycles

howling
shrieking
yodelling
growling
screeching

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had 2 boiled eggs, spicy noodles and green te for brekfast

>>77294746
sounds like cerebral palsy

>>77294774
>beards
time it takes to grow a beard ie. a relatively long time

>>77294779
Are you just walking around your apt taking pics?

>>77294760
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39686239

>>77294656
VERY IMPORTANT POOOOST!!!!!

My eBay profile pic is not showing up, need confirmation from others that it is not something isolated to my account!


Thank you for your prompt cooperation in this matter.

>>77294779
I'll buy one too. Scooter brothers lol

>>77294779
are they actually yours?

game of thrones is shite

>>77294834
hello 4chan

im happy the park is open so early

>>77294779
fuck that scooter looks fun
would I look like a poof if I bought one?

>>77294848
undoubtedly

but fun trumps looking like a fag

Recruiter said he would call today after being too busy yesterday

It's almost 3pm now

>>77294843
park prat

Park wanker loves wanking in the park

>>77294843
dun
dunun
dunun
park prat

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>>77294802
oh yeah
nah my sleep is just fuckered

>>77294817
there are a couple of gefira reports on the subject, as well as that one video tracking NGO ships in the med that they published
just goes to show how economic incentives outweigh any morsel of care certain people have towards their country

>>77294854
fuck donald trump

>parks ever closing
what is this, a theme park?

be funny if aliens came and we all wiped each other out with diseases

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>>77294843
forgot pic

>>77294890
must be some posh cunt thing
hate people richer than me

if you are not upper middle class you DO NOT belong in this thread

for example I just tipped a waiter a few hours ago even though it isn't required

>>77294890
what is this a crossover episode?

>>77294890
maybe he's in london

>>77294897
Pop a wheelie lad.

>>77294897
>british """"""""""parks""""""""""
truly dire

>>77294897
why are you out cycling at 5 in the morning

>>77294901
was there an /eire/ up last night?
I usually call in and say ri

>>77294922
It's spelt 'hi'.

>>77294897
grimmest thing I've ever seen, looks like a runway

>>77294897
ah yes, britain

>>77294854
if i got one I'd probably put some flame vinyls on it so I could pass for ironic

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weird to see it empty

ive been singing to myself as i cycle, nobody can hear so its ok

>>77294918
existential crisis
been crying since 1am so i decided to give up on sleep and go outside

>>77294922
dunno
stopped posting in them when all the anime faggots came back

>>77294897
another day in grimsby

>>77294918
He's having a "crisis" and has been "crying" all night

>>77294796
someone redpill me on bmw motorcycles

>>77294897
erm sweetie get off the runway

>>77294930
Ari and la are from eire

>>77294941
get a grip

>>77294946
bent

My town is infested in Wiggers. I guess we have so few blacks here, poor white people pretend to be black to keep the crime stats up.

>>77294947
gruelling reliability issues and you look like a right cunt riding one

the only bikes worth a damn are japanese

>>77294931
>grimmest thing i've ever seen
really?

>>77294941
Is that giant golden Buddha?

>>77294897

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU

>>77294955
It's spelt 'alright' and 'lad'.

>>77294970
australia is the most un-grim place in the world, all sunshine and rainbows here x

>>77294942
Thought all the anime cunts were fucking off.

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wish heroic statues hadnt gone out of fashion

>>77294975
its prince albert actually
Queen victoria had it made out of gold coz she loved him

>>77294955
la is singaporean english and /sp/ came up with that particular brand of autism

*Regexes all references to 'Thailad' out of existence*

AAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHHH

>>77294984
yeah that's me actually not sure why they made a statue though

*tipexes the line in my gchq record about sucking dogs off*

love carl of swindon, great content

I was in class today and the teacher brought up South East Asia. I chuckled cus all I could see was Thailad... Thailad in the Bangkok.

>>77294984
bit bent if you want more herculean statues ruining landscapes

Lads

*ahem*

LADS

LAAAAAAAAAAADS

THE NEXT POST IS DOUBLES!!!

Alri

>>77295027
mong

>>77294991
if(preg_match("~ /brit/ | \b brit \b ~xi", $sub)){

echo 'thailad'
}

who the FUCK'S up

>>77294989
Thats as maybe but when we absorbed /eiré/ the first time we adopted some mannerisms.
The Irish cunt from /sp/ started
>who /randomsubject/ here?
Dunno what happened Niabhposter. He was doing his thing for years.

sup niggers

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Tonight's dinner.

literally wanking my cock as I type this

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>>77295051

Niamh is a lanky ugly horseface sket

>>77295063
hello nigger

>>77295061
got that off the 'dit mate

>>77294913
This holy shit does Britain even HAVE an outdoors?

>>77295061
definitely up there as one of the grimmest meals posted on /brit/

>>77295064
thats how you spell it

>>77295063
does australia have black thugs like in the us? i hope you do, and they have australian accents

>>77295071
>>77295073
Nobody asked your opinions

devonians are genetically distinct from cornwallians and the rest of the UK

>>77295083
Straya has lebs
NZ has mongrels
we have people who like grime

>>77295083
1.6% of Australians are of African descent. I think this stat might include white South Africans though (a lot of which immigrated to Australia).

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crying again

what would you say are the defining features of a quintessential runt?

>>77295112
comfortable in his mediocrity, simple as

>>77295110
comfy bullrushes

>>77295083
we have sudanese refugees who form gangs and beat up melbournites but they deserve it anyway

australia essentially has no black people when compared to other western countries because our immigration went straight from white to asian with no spot for blacks to weasel in somewhere

>>77295145
>we have sudanese
What were you thinking?

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>everyone says he's good
>give him a listen
>it's all shit
What the fuck? It's all just shit that's meant to be edgy and bragging. I gave Tyler a chance, and it's shit.

At least he's better than Kendrick Lamar though. Ken is legitimate cancer, and his album is overrated dogshit.

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cor

HATE marcus hausen

>>77295156
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudanese_Australians

>under 40,000

they're our biggest group and we're not exactly overflowing

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>>77295168

what are these ones called

>>77295173
>Sudanese Australians have significant over-representation in many of Australia's crime statistics. Despite making up 0.11% of the total population of the state of Victoria, Sudanese-born offenders made up 7% of individuals charged in home invasions, 6% of those in car theft offenses and 14% of individuals charged with aggravated burglary offenses [8]. Australians born in Sudan also had the highest imprisonment rate of any immigrant group in Australia, with imprisonment rates at nearly three times the Australian average in 2014 [9].

ah yes

>>77295173
Meh you'll never get as fucked as we are. Relax for now.

>>77295198
we will it'll just take longer

the west is dead anyway

>>77295159
Canadians have to go back

Rap after 2005 is a big no. How has an entire genre failed to produce a single good artist in 20 years? I grew up listening to rap, but everything coming out today is poseur shit.

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>the west is dead anyway

>>77295099
How are Devonians different?

>>77295213
>the west is dead anyway
t-thanks mate?

>>77295217
g'day nigger

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Thanks Britain. I really fucking love you

>>77295229
>>77295167
dunno
they do look a bit different though, so do cornwallers

business idea: emigrate to sudan

>>77294819
I got my answer if anyone is still feeling glee about not answering my simple request :/

>>77295233
is that supposed to be a KRK on flames?

>>77295217
danny brown?

>>77295229
Cornish are more remote than Devonians and the rest of Britain. They're true indigeous Britons.
Devonians are Roman/Belgian rapebabies like the rest of the cunt.

conservatism is the new counter culture

having a look at jobs but not applying for any of them aha

>>77295283
>indigeous
indigenous

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do i want some big fuckoff council flats next to my park?

no, not really mate

>>77295301
is that grenfell tower

>>77295270
what the fuck? I wrote that post and didn't get a (you) from you. What is this sorcery?

>>77295301
>how to spoil a view

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>>77295306
no
but it is in this area

i took pic related, its like 15min away from my house

>77295307
no (you)s for you

>>77295283
demonstrably false
see:
>>77295167

browsing r/europe and denigrating brexit lads

>>77295301
nice building desu
brutalism is good

>>77295323
why did the whole grenfell tower thing become so politicized?

>>77295330
How about you post an infographic with some statistical context you mong.

>>77295343
social housing

>>77295343
its in the capital, so it instantly becomes an item of political war.

Toil begins. I'll see you lads tomorrow

>>77295343
first disaster directly linkable to austerity
so all the antiausterity people jumped on it

>>77295347
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2015/03/18/18/web-genetics-graphic-1.jpg

best i can do

>>77295366
gl chap

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The Newspaper today.

>>77295375
how is it linked to austerity when it was built before this "austerity" shit under a labour government with a labour councilor and labour mayor?

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The Hauteville family descends from Hiallt, a Norseman active in 920, who is credited with founding the village of Hialtus Villa (Hauteville) in the Cotentin of Normandy.

Roger Hauteville, nicknamed The Great Count, was a Norman nobleman who became the first Count of Sicily from 1071 to 1101.

It was Robert who began the conquest of Sicily as he declared war against Byzantium with vigour.

Sicily had seen 250 years of Arab control. Into this, the Normans came intending to conquer

Politically supreme, the count also became master of the insular church.

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someones left a really nice scarf by thr Serpentine Museum in hyde park

just fyi, in case its anyone here's

>>77295401
fire wasnt caused by the building, that was fine

it was caused by the cladding the government hired a cheapo contractor to do a couple of years ago and then ignored resident concerns about it

>>77295376
>independent
haha wat?
Shant even
Post some dr who revisionism. has the same credibility

>>77295375
I just thought some asshole bypassed a few laws to save money by putting less expensive, non-flame retardant cladding on the building? How's that relate to austerity?

>>77295413
sorry could you space this out a bit more?

>>77295388
what the actual fuck

what did you do for your last birth festival

>>77295401
cuts to fire service

>>77295388
Why do so-called news outlets not do any research?

>>77295445
got a blowjob from my bf

kot is NOT happy with being kept in all day

>>77295445
not celebrated my birthday since I was about 14

>>77295424
it's based off a journal article in nature just assumed you couldn't be arsed with peer-review/blagging an academic login at 6.30am

>>77295472
>letting your cats go outside ever

my two burmese haven't seen the other side of a windowpane since I picked them up in september 2011

just got a letter in the post. I'm expected to lodge two british soldiers for the duration of some campaign???!?

>>77295480
Love letting my cats outside, haven't seen a bird on my street for a long time

>>77295475
>peer-review
This kills the objectivity

>>77295424
also:
t. daily mail/breitbart/infowars reader

>>77295388
what a joke, the alt-right boogeyman at it again, as if Canada isn't a mess of left-Liberal browbeating and low key tyrrany.
>mythical time when Canada was white
yea, its not like John A MacDonald was a legit nazi tier white supremacist or anything calling for the creation of an aryan homeland in the far north of the Americas.
>>77295449
its "commentary"

Just sent a letter to a yank telling him that I'm going to lodge my cock up his arse for the duration.

>>77295489
>people checking your work is right or wrong makes it subjective
hmm... guessing you never went to university

>>77295480
>not letting your cats go outside
Let them have the full experience of being a cat. Yea their lifespan decreases by about five years, but at least they got to explore the neighborhood and catch a few mice instead of being held up in penitentiary for 16 years

>>77295480
I think he was an outdoor kot before we got him and he hated staying inside, seemed a bit cruel to keep him inside for the rest of his life once he had a taste of the "good life" so to speak.

>>77295508
this is a charming example of the yank mindset

how about I let them stay inside where they're going to be perfectly safe, not have the opportunity to murder literally untold millions of the native wildlife, get run over by a car, or be brutally murdered by the neighbourhood alpha cat

they've never had a single health issue and their lives are all the better because I'm a responsible pet owner

kept my kot outside his entire life. haven't seen him in two years though sometimes the food we leave outside is gone.

>>77295492
>the alt-right
its not a real thing lad, its teens and YAs being tricked into political subservience by some shit adults seeking attention and profits they cant get from other adults.

>>77295507
why would I pay 50 grand for a piece of paper that proves I've been indoctrinated by marxists

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>why would I pay 50 grand for a piece of paper that proves I've been indoctrinated by marxists

>>77295534
>not bringing your kot inside at night
haram

>>77295507
>guessing you never went to university
Guessing you didn't or you'd know.
agree and discuss
disagree and be ostracised

pizzagate isnt real

>>77295533
>muh native wildlife
tedious birdcuck

wearing pantaloons rolled up to knees, slippers with no socks, t shirt, dressing gown with no belt and sleeves rolled up

>>77295533
Just because you're trapped inside doesn't mean moggy has to be too

>>77295549
anyway mate just look at the source you asked me for, i don't care what you think about certain newspapers or the merits of the peer review system, you're on 4chan at 7 in the morning your opinion is worthless

>>77295563
ah yes because we need more cats on the planet instead of bilbies, wallaroos, wombats, and quokkas

>>77295533
It's a cat, you prick. Who gives a fuck. Let it enjoy it's short time on earth.

>>77295583
no

>>77295583
i struggle to believe australia is real sometimes

>>77295583
Strange thing is that I don't see many bilbies, wallaroos, wombats or quokkas in cities

Cats must have wiped them all out

>>77295582
I don't care too much lad. Don't trust everything you read is all.
This is the era of feelings>facts

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*wipes out all the bilbies, wallaroos, wombats or quokkas in cities*

>>77295608
why does that have anything to do with a genetic study of the UK and the subgroupings found in the results? what are you on about?

>>77295620
just ignore anything you disagree with basically

still can't get over ed sheeran being on game of thrones
turned it off then and there

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/magazine-40635713/he-s-been-shot-many-times-how-do-you-make-it-stop
yanks eh
what'll ya do

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Frederick II Hohenstaufen was King of Germany, of Italy, of Burgundy, of Sicily, and of Jerusalem.

The Saracens had a good opinion of him, so it was no surprise that after five months the city of Jerusalem was handed over to him.

As the Patriarch of Jerusalem refused to crown him king, he set the crown on his own head.

The fact that this was regarded in the Arab as in the Christian world as high treason did not matter to him..

Frederick was crowned Holy Roman Emperor in Rome by Honorius III, on 22 November 1220.

He viewed himself as a direct successor to the Roman emperors of antiquity

He was frequently at war with the papacy. Pope Gregory IX went so far as to call him an Antichrist.

Speaking six languages (Latin, Sicilian, German, French, Greek and Arabic), Frederick was an avid patron of science and the arts.

He often sent letters to the leading scholars of the time (not only in Europe) asking for solutions to questions of science, mathematics and physics.

Frederick II is listed as a representative member of the sixth region of Dante's Inferno, that of the heretics, who are burned in tombs.

>>77295660
>how do you make it stop
he needs to carry a gun at all times

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>wallaroos

>>77295620
Lets just say no one is indigenous to Britian shall we? Then no one can be proud or want to preserve their home because it was never theirs to begin with?

>>77295690
bit early leftypol
come back later

you can blame the aborigines for australian meme animal names, same with places like wollongong and woolloomooloo

>>77295690
is that what you take away from that study? that it's a mainstream media plot to undermine the unity of the british national identity?

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Is he related to Maisie?

glass of cat milk

>>77295701
think he's being sarcastic

>>77295708
Those aren't real places

>>77295756
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolloomooloo

>>77295701
Actually dgaf about England.
It's already fucked. They deserve it too. Just feel bad for them sometimes. Can't help defending the cunts. What am I like?

>lake Titicaca

Can you opt to learn Irish or Welsh at UK universities for a language credit?

>>77295761
mate what is wrong with you
its just an interesting map

morning lads

morning nonce

>>77295762
errm are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

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Ludwig II is sometimes called the Swan King, Mad King Ludwig or der Märchenkönig (the 'Fairy Tale King').

He succeeded to the throne aged 18. His kingdom of Bavaria sided with Prussia against France, and after the Prussian victory it became an autonomous part of the new German Empire.

Ludwig was notably eccentric. He disliked large public functions and avoided formal social events whenever possible.

The king enjoyed traveling in the Bavarian countryside and chatting with farmers and labourers he met along the way.

His real interests were in art, music, and architecture. One of the first acts of his reign, a few months after his accession, was to summon Richard Wagner to his court.

Ludwig used his personal fortune to fund the construction of a series of elaborate castles.

His Neuschwanstein Castle was used by Walt Disney in the twentieth century as the inspiration for the Sleeping Beauty Castles at Disney Parks around the world.

>>77295774
>language credit
what is that

>>77295803
piss on you lad

>>77295723
Why didn't he get his eye fixed after This is Britain?

>>77295820
>this is britain
hmmm

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>>77295804
in american colleges you have to have a certain amount of hours studying a language (spanish, french, german being the most popular) in order to graduate with a degree. normally it's one to two semesters, each course you take equates to a select amount of credits. you need so many credits to graduate

>>77295833
well i certainly didnt errmm fuck off?

just ran for the bus lads

>>77295825
Thomas Turgoose

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuschwanstein_Castle

my new pad, the girls can't get enough of it x

>>77295833
ah right uni works different over here
we focus more than you lot, you don't need random shit like this to pass, you just study what you're there to study

>>77295847
what's funny is that your A level system is far more encompassing and intensive than anything we yanks do in high school. most of these fluff uni extracurriculars are less intensive than A levels.

>>77295860
it's reasonably intensive but it's not very wide ranging
you only do 3 subjects if brainlet/lazy, 4 or 5 if you're a nerd

>>77295860
>>77295833
so yanks literally pay $150,000 for a piece of paper?
sounds like they don't actually study anything beyond holistic ""education"" courses, no specialiation

>>77295891
they do the whole major/minor thing init

>>77295891
>sounds like they don't actually study anything beyond holistic ""education"" courses, no specialiation
we do specialize its only that we do extracurriculars as well and the result is that our uni is longer.

>>77295886
i see

>go on /lat/
>majority of the posts are mindless one liner gimmicks

interesting

>>77295833
you need to get a certain grade in irish to get into most courses here (and also a grade in a 3rd language)

>>77295935
UNA VELA

>>77295907
it's all fucked now though
the international baccalaureate is getting bigger now which is 6 subjects + 3 extracurriculars, and you gotta choose at least one from science, one from maths, one language and one humanities

>>77295904
we have majors too but every course is related to your degree
for example with mine (commerce) there are six compulsory units outside majors but they all make sense (one is for business analytics, another for accounting basics etc)
>>77295907
so how long is uni for you then? it's three years for most undergraduate courses

>>77295891
You major in a field of study. The bulk of your courses and credit hours go to that. If you major in biology, the majority of your courses are science courses. Most taking science courses go on to post-baccalaureate education like a master's, phd etc. College is more like a stepping stone where you prove you're capable of the work load expected of you in higher education if you choose to go that route. But it costs a lot of money and grad schools are highly selective

>>77295951
this is an alternative to a levels by the way

>>77295886
We started maths in 5th year I think, then did 3 others 6th and upper 6th.
I barely remember. Been a while.

>>77295958
so then yeah, you pay $150,000 for a piece of paper that says you're ready to do the big boy stuff without actually learning anything useful

>>77295952
>so how long is uni for you then? it's three years for most undergraduate courses
It's four, but I haven't finished. I'm only a few classes short of being able to do three, and if I take a full four I can graduate with two degrees.

>>77295951
>international baccalaureate
Have no idea what this is other than that international academics like this reek of posho smartfag.

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A few of the longest reigning noblemen in Europe's history
>Bernhard VII, Lord of Lippe. 81 years. (1429 - 1511)
>William, Count of Henneberg-Schleusingen. 78 years. (1480-1559)
>Heinrich XI, Prince Reuss of Greiz. 77 years. 1723 - 1800
>Louis XIV, king of France. 72 years. 1643- 1715
>Johann II, Prince of Liechtenstein, 70 years. 1858-1929
>Frederick III, Holy Roman Emperor. 69 years. 1424-1493
>Franz Joseph, Emperor of Austria-Hungary. 67 years. 1848-1916
>Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom. 65 years. 1952-present
>George III, King of Great Britain. 59 years. 1760-1820

>>77295972
it's just an a level alternative that is more consistent. It's usually for the smart kids though, cos it's broader and you have the chance to do more work/get better grades (A-Levels are kind of bad at distinguishing good students from really good students)

>>77295970
Did you not read what I said? Bachelors do specialize. They only are padded, and the result is that bachelors are four and not three years. Anyway, I literally have a surplus in money from what is paying for my university degree. That price is Ivy League.

>>77295951
I thought IB still held the same weight as A levels even though you have to do more work?
>>77295972
it's just a high school course for international schools
if you're an expat kid in japan you probably intend to go back to america/ the UK for uni but you can't do your home country's schooling system because the school won't provide it. so they have this standardised program that's the same across the world

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off to work lads

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1 hour 51 minutes

>>77295980
live fast die young is my motto niggu
get these punk ass white folk outta my face

>>77295992
I did read it mate
>College is more like a stepping stone where you prove you're capable of the work load expected of you in higher education if you choose to go that route

>>77295969
>5th year
is this just y11?

>>77295997
yeah it gets the same ratings on ucas points n that but top unis prefer IB cos it's harder to get the top grades. Oxbridge prefer IB i think

>>77295972
you can do four year double degrees here too
but do most people do three year stuff?

>>77296010
That is someone else.

>>College is more like a stepping stone where you prove you're capable of the work load expected of you in higher education if you choose to go that route
A stepping stone for HIGHER EDUCATION not for careerism. Bachelors in the UK don't credit you for academia either.

>>77296011
>is this just y11?
I imagine so?

>>77296025
>double degrees
is that joint hons?

>>77296025
Most people here do one degree four years.

>>77296028
fair point
I do actually wish I had some fluff courses in my first year, I was forced to chose stuff which i don't even know if I want to continue

List of shortest reigning monarchs

Less than 1 hour:
>"King Louis XIX" (20 minutes) 1830.

Less than 1 day:
Tsar Michael II (16 hours before being imprisoned and murdered by communist)

Less than 1 week
>Pope-elect Stephen (elected in 750. removed from the list of popes in 1961)

Less than 1 month:
>Lady Jane Grey of England. (overthrown by Mary)

Less than 1 year:
> Frederick Charles. German by birht who renounced his kingship to the Finnish throne.

>>77296039
don't know what "joint" honours is, but we have honours for most bachelors degrees where you add a year on and do more advanced courses
double degrees are different where instead of doing a bachelor of commerce (single degree) you do bachelor of commerce/ arts or bachelor of commerce/ law
you often go from a three year degree to a four or five year degree, and while single degrees give you room for two majors you can get three in a double degree

english is reddit: the language

dogs are reddit animals

>>77296079
honours then doctorate
same as us

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>depression

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just got back from my bike ride and mum asked what i was doing
i said i felt like some exercise and kept my hair brushed over my face so she couldn't see that my eyes were red

it was all going fine and then just before she left for work she gave me a quick hug and i completely fucking lost it and started bawling like a baby in her arms

she probably held me for 10 minutes while i just sobbed into her shoulder

>>77296108
state

>>77296108
awhh
heres a (hug)

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Karl August, Grand Duke of Saxe-Weimar-Eisenach, was noted for the intellectual brilliance of his court.

Under his rule. Weimar became the intellectual centre of Germany, known as Weimar Classicism.

One of the first acts of the young duke was to summon Goethe to Weimar.

He had early faced the problem presented by the decay of the Holy Roman Empire, and began to work for the unity of Germany

He was the prime mover in the establishment of the league of princes

>>77296108
glad mumsy was there to make you feel better xx

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FUCKING HELL

>>77296108
why were you crying?

>>77296108
you still haven't told us what you're crying about

>>77296108
just man up lol

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Indyref-Romance-Harmony-Dissonance/dp/1508438005
Screeching.

>>77296156
haha what a weird rule

>>77296108
My mum and dad are in the ground. Good man. Wish I hugged them when they were around.

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>>77296156

>>77296162
>>77296157
I've just been thinking about how carefree i was when i was 5, and how ill never be able to be as happy as that ever again

those days i didn't compare myself to anyone else
i didn't think i had any deficiencies and i wasnt insecure about anything
i didn't have any worries, and woke up each day with a clear mind
i didn't think about the longterm and had no goals or targets to stress about
i never worried about what my friends were thinking, i just assumed they would stick by me
and when i did have a bad day my mum would sing me a lullaby and give me my favourite teddies to help me sleep

and i will NEVER be able to have that oblivious simple existence ever again

it makes me think of Flowers for Algernon, and it make me sort of think maybe i should get a lobotomy - id be happier i think

im crying again now

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Quintessential

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Napoléon François was the son of Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor of the French.

His nickname was L'Aiglon ("the Eaglet"), and he was known as the king of Rome, the title of the heir apparent.

Napoleon lived in Austria and was known as "Franz", his second given name. In 1818, he was awarded the title of Duke of Reichstadt by his maternal grandfather, Emperor Francis.

Fearful of anyone in the Bonaparte family regaining political power, his budding military career gave some concern to the monarchies of Europe.


In 1832, he caught pneumonia and died of tuberculosis at Schönbrunn Palace in Vienna.

On 15 December 1940, Adolf Hitler ordered the remains of Napoleon II to be transferred from Vienna to the dome of Les Invalides in Paris.

>>77296210
yeah but you were also a snot-nosed brat whose biggest aim in life was spinning around in a circle
fucking get a grip, realise you can still do whatever you want as an adult and go fucking do it

>>77296210
utterly pathetic

>>77296210
share all these feelings but find myself physically incapable of crying. (eyes water sometimes, but it never turns into a proper self-sustaining red-faced cry. just a few dripping tears.)

sympathy, anon.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=British+people


We aren't being replaced

>>77296218
What is the point of your historical wikipedia copypastas?
Also, Arthur Wellesley handed Napoleons ass to him and banged his gf.

>>77296255
virus DO NOT click

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Who needs mozzarella?!

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>>77296224
>you can still do whatever you want as an adult
Except own a house :^)

More seriously I've been thinking about that a lot recently. Children seem to be the only people who truly know a home. As an adult there's always the possibility you could lose it (if rented, or even just if it burns down), or just have to move for work purposes. You're always a traveller with various degrees of encampment, it's never like being a child where you just know a home and have your room within it without thinking about the wider order of things.

I mean maybe NEETs who never made it as far as university and who's parents have had the (mis?)fortune to stay in one place are the same, but that's quite a small demographic.

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http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=57043

>>77296281
>250% increase in 20 years
just kill me

>>77296316
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>>77296316
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>>77296255
yodeling

>>77296279
Red onions could have been cut thinner.

>>77296281
you're inventing scenarios and making yourself sad over them, fucking runt

>>77296325
I'm not cryguy. I'm perfectly happy right now, I'm just musing.

>>77296322
Attraction to your own race is wrong
Attraction to your own sex is perfectly fine

>>77296210
much prefer being an adult
when I was a kid there was always so much bullshit to do and a bunch of responsibilities which were mostly rubbish busy work as well