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we will go on dates with girls at starbucks one day edition.
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speed
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why
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give me 20k and I will get you a gf
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First for Asian male superiority
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>>77294227
ライアンのためのスレ
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Do Mexicans still kick off Black people from their neighbourhood ?
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/jan/25/local/la-me-0126-compton-20130126
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>>77294205
Just b urself
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the gf
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ISIS is literally the beta uprising
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gfをください
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>>77294272
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who got my facebook lol
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strong proponent of the idea of a non-divine destiny that is totally and completely inherited by your parents and state
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>>77294257
yes
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2013/01/15/latino-gang-leader-convicted-la-ethnic-cleansing-campaign
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>>77294298
t. village blacksmith
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>>77294249
what would be the plan for the 20k lol?
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How do I get a gf? No just b urself memes pls that hasn't worked for 25 years and isn't suddenly going to start working now.
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>>77294283
wheres applejack?
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>>77294343
don't know
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>>77294249
What if I give you 20k to become my gf(male)?
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>>77294321
if you're a man born into a family where the father is into computer technology, there's a strong probability that you will too be into computer technology
as a female in that family you will likely inherit you mother's interests and other female traits (such as rejecting legos and embracing dolls), though this is likely changing with the current generation
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>>77294298
Destiny implies that your fate is preordained no?

Are you implying you have no will and that you're merely the instrument of others desires?

Are you implying you are a cuckold?
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>>77294333
show up and get you a gf
>>77294359
just pay my rent
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how do I professionally call off work?
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>>77294299
Do you have something more recent?
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>>77294391
>just pay my rent
Sure if you'll be my cute gf(male)
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>>77294391
what would you do when you show up to get me a gf?
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give me 19k and I will get you a gf
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I am going to acquire gf in mexico
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>>77294405
>>77294391
>>77294359

does anyone have that greentext with pictures of that guy who got a homeless twink bf who lives in a cage under his bed who he injects with hormones
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>New Mexico
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>>77294421
make you do normal things that people do everyday that leads to you getting a gf. like talk to people and go places
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>>77294380
Everyone is, to a very large extent, subject to the pressures their family and society places on them, which is very large contributor to a person's development. That is by definition of destiny a form of destiny.
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can i pull off this aesthetic
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>>77294455
>>77294455
>Wisconsin
LIES
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>>77294455
>reddit
Eww
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need a gf
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>>77294448
nevermind found it
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>>77294358
Maybe I should just turn gay. The only people who have ever show interest in me when I'm beeing myself are gay men.
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>>77294490
H-hi
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>>77294507
>the only people who have ever show interest in me when I'm beeing myself are gay men.
Wtf are you doing when u b urself? kek
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>>77294534
I'm not fat!
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>>77294534
I'm actually a very handsome young man who is in quite good shape
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tfw no gf
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>>77294554
that's a sad looking frog
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i wish i learned these things 8 years ago:

you don't need to drink a lot to maintain you drunkenness
don't go to sleep if you just drank or ate, going horizontal too early will probably make you sick
drink a decent amount of water inbetween drinks to avoid feeling nauseous or headachey the next day
drinking diet soda or anything with a sugar replacement will probably make you feel like shit, used as a mixer for drinks

god bless you new adults
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>>77294554
don't feel bad for no gf

because there are lots of girls and you dont need gf for having fun
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>>77294374
I think it happens because the parents already have connections and know-how about the job, so like a guaranteed apprenticeship.
I wish I inherited my mother's cunt and tits though
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>>77294584
i REALLY need a gf
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wish i had a mestiza gf
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>>77294592
same
>tfw actual lesbian in a man's body
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>tfw you'll never be a cute Japanese school girl and be a gf for lonely anons
Feelsbad
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>>77294600
no you dont need a girlfriend, there's just extra bonus in life.
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>>77294466
And so when people reject this predetermination through adolescent rebellion, is this calculated according to your arbitrary redefinition of destiny?

Parents don't entirely know how their child will react to their influences, and society is not capable of actively influencing how an individual develops, because it is not a entity

To say that people were designed is not very thoughtful of the process of the development of personality and the importance of free will
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>>77294592
you will never be a woman
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>>77294272
>Embittered, self righteous, emasculated and entitled social rejects are easy targets for recruitment by moronic ideologies based around buzzwords like purity honor and manliness
No kidding, just look at Isis, /r9k/ and Proud Boys
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>>77294620
If you were a cute girl you wouldn't touch virgin weebs lmao
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>>77294609
even after you've continually destroyed this general with your caraposting?
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>>77294641
I would! Virgin weebs are very cute
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>>77294660

i would kill all of you just to spend one day with cara

i dont understand what you are trying to say
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In 2156 Mexico will regain its lost territory
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>>77294662
> Virgin weebs are very cute
wew
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>>77294629
what else is there in life
i don't care about anything else
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>>77294675
at least be consistent if youre gonna ruin cum
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>>77294682
That's not what the average virgin weeb looks like
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You want the shape of a woman? Fine.

You want some tits? Fine.

You want your penis cut off and transformed in to some makeshift vagina? The fucks wrong with you?
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>>77294631
I don't think there is any inherent free will when it comes down to these major personality or lifelong decisions. If you "rebel", that's likely because your molded brain reacted to this in a very logical manner.
For example, an angsty teenager becomes angsty when they learn of how much freedom other children in their class are given when they themselves have little "freedom" and are subject to a lot of discipline and training after school.
As a converse example, a teenager becomes disciplined because they're subject to a lot of discipline and training after school.
Therefore destiny is determined by how your brain chemistry reacts to your environment.
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>>77294684
<- this man has never had sex before
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>>77294699
You're right, he doesn't have enough acne.
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you people sicken me, but then again im here with you
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>>77294710
I'M SORRY
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stop posting werid shit

>anime
>kpop
>asian girls
>cute things

anything but this.
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I want to be a WOMAN
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>>77294528
Dunno. They've gravitated towards me for some reason.
>tfw the first person to ever call me cute was a guy during high school
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>>77294722
ok
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>>77294770
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>>77294773
I can make you into a Woman anon
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>>77294782
>tfw too ugly for homos to be interested
Sucks to be you hahaha
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>>77294791
please do ;_;
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Reminder that Mexicans are bro tier
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>>77294770
I dont understand do you want us to post what you greentexted or dont?
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>>77294812
Are you sure about this anon?
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>>77294794
Things went wrong so fast
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>>77294827
I bet you've never met a real Mexican. Anything you receive up in Canada is filtered from US.
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>>77294836
>likes gooks
>is a brainlet who can't make a coherent post
Really makes you think
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>>77294837
no :(
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>>77294853
False. I live in a rural town that gets Mexicans as offshore workers for the farms.
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>>77294856
ya im dumb lol, haha.
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>>77294864
What's wrong anon?
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>>77294827
lol
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>>77294827
I lyke mi frend mexco
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>>77294879
idk, I guess I'm fine with my penis
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>being so chemically and mentally neutered you resign your manhood
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MEN are more attractive than WOMEN
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man gayposgers should be shot
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tfw no gf
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>>77294902
You can become a cute woman(male)
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>>77294925
Gays should be shot in general
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It is my sincere belief that I will get laid during the fall semester.
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>>77294711
You can't really go tiptoeing around something by saying people cannot have free will in long term decisions but imply that short term ones have it, you need more depth to that statement

>Therefore destiny is determined by how your brain chemisty reacts to your environment
So it is reactionary, but rather than say it's the individual's personality-influenced perspective reacting to environmental stimulus you're going to say "Brain chemistry?"

If you have a way to explain this thinking in greater detail I'd recommend you'd do so because it's interesting to consider but I cannot find it plausible if free will is conditional
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>>77294949
sex is overrated
it's about having a gf you love and adore
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Whta does やめて mean in this song?


I’m like TT, Just like TT
振り回すのは やめて やめて


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t35H2BVq490
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I'd suck an Asian dick desu
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Hi, I'm gay
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>>77295012
hello gay how are you
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>>77295020
rude
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>>77295015
I'm pretty gay, what about you? Are you gay, too?
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too many gays itt
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I'll be right back after these messages
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>>77295020
who cares
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OK so I'm baking a big sheet of fries in the oven, is it worth putting chili on them?
The chili is just average canned chili, but I'm just wondering if they would be better separate.
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Hi, U S A here with ANIME!
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Trying to sleep in a Washington airport, desu
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>>77295068
Ahhhhhhhhhh holy shit I'm a fucking burger now wtf gross
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>>77295007
>>77295012
>>77295015
post gay thighs
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>>77295049
fat
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>>77295065
Anime?
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>>77295065
braap
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>>77295068
>>77295077
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>>77295077
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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Hi, my name is Tim. I do a lot of drugs
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>>77295077
Dog bless

>>77295101
you should stop that tim
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>>77295080
Enjoy ;)))
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>>77295127
>drugs
Hot
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>>77295127
too close redo
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>>77295065
m-more please
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>>77295148
Those are some nice tits
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just did a cold shower
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>>77295097
this is an excellent post

>>77294960
see for me its about proving to myself that Im not a faggot pussy retard but different strokes for different folks as they say
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>>77295181
by all means, if you want to woo a chick in your class, or at your work, or at a bar, go for it
i just can't be assed unless i explicitly knew that had similar interests
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>>77295172
just did a warm one it was comfy
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>piggy bank
>actually a nigger
>keep your money safe by giving it to a black man
And they say racism was bad back in the day.
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>>77295148
ANIME

The FASTEST

EASIEST

SAFEST

way to fap, shlick, or simply appreciate on the market absolutely GUARANTEED
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>>77294227
that will literally NEVER happen
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>>77295094
I'm from canada
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>>77295201
cold showers make you feel funny
you wouldn't understand
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>>77295216
>tfw you'll never look like this

>>77295225
You still have to go back
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>>77295225
Why are you in America then?
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Severe lack of Manitoban posts desu
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>>77295245
Louis Riel a shit
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non-Americans

does it feel cool to post with a U.S. flag?

I've posted with Swedish, Finnish, Icelandic and German flags. I felt so cool desu
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>>77295241
Connecting flights
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>>77295263
unironically the most neutral flag to post with
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>>77295263
does it count if i'm a dual citizen
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>>77295276
To where mein negro?
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>>77295293
:(
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do you love 日本?
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>>77295310
Not exactly a bad thing, post with a poo flag to know true hatred.
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>>77295326
日本は大好き
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easy way to hydrate while drunk is eating an extremely hot burrito and forcing yourself to consume a liter of water
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>>77295326
はい
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>>77295338
is it not が as opposed to は
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>>77295263
It feels like I'm a fat square ignorant arrogant but tough American that do and make unnecessary things like toilet cover specific paper and cooking sasuge egg croissants on the spot with the flames of Hades and serving it right away cuz 'merica
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>>77295326
うん
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>>77295309
Wherever the wind takes me
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>>77295355
I think it is

I'm retarded
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i regretfully called out of work tomorrow, but my headache is off the charts and I cant stop sweating

good night /cum/
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>>77295109

but I really like doing them
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>>77295410
Good night bud
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im so getting laid this year...
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i rreally really hate asians
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Were you taught to eat like this?
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>>77295487
You said the same thing last year

>>77295493
Racist!
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>>77295500
it's always been #gf2017
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>>77295499
no
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POOBEEBOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77295511
Good luck Anon!~
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>>77295499
Nope, left hand cuts
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test
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>>77294283
I'm a better artist than this faggot

im tempted to draw a pony just to prove to myself how much better i am than him
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>>77295556
Oyasuminasai

*Kissu*
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>>77295513
bad manners
that's why you don't have a gf
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>>77295557
Draw it and post it to /cum/
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>>77295567
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>>77295572
I'd never do that, I hate Americans.
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>>77295586
Then why the fuck are you here?
>>
>>77295574
improve your table etiquette
girls love it
>>
>>77295557
>>77295572
This, I want to know what kinda talent is on this board
>>
>>77295593
i have never been in a situation where a girl saw my table etiquette
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>>77295326
дa
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>>77294405
I'll be your gf
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how is wind "created"

who blows
>>
>>77295657
ur mom blows (my dik)
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>>77295664
drank too much
hope this coffee isn't too early
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>>77295602
It's like the virgin walk, they can smell bad manners
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>>77295644
本当に??
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>>77295657
I think I know how...

*farts*
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>>77295670
they can get hit by a truck
>>
>>77295657
thermodynamics
>>
>>77295676
はい
>>
it's a bit weird that when i google myself i see
>He is a male registered to vote in ------ County, statehere.
>>
I have heard girls can tell when you masturbate because they can sense your testosterone levels? is this true>
>>
somebody teach me weeaboo pls
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>>77295707
ye
>>
teach me how to love
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>>77295710
What do you mean anon?

>>77295696
S-show me your panties!
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>>77295721
my phone is dead
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>>77294227
>we will go on dates with girls at starbucks one day edition.
don't think so
make it all end
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>>77295699
Made me just look up my name. Surprised to see how old I was, I forgot.
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>>77295730
Oh okay maybe some other time
>>
whats a good thing to put in my tummy when i get hungry?

the most complicated thing i can make isa grilled cheese sandwich so nothing more complicated than that please
>>
>>77295739
weird to know i'm in the 25-29 range
>>
>>77295745
a grilled cheese sandwich
>>
>>77295743
I'm wearing some right now tho lol

Probably post them tomorrow
>>
>>77295745
that but put some ham in it so it isn't just simple carbs
>>
>>77295745
microwave ramen
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>>77295745
Make yourself a reuben

It's not really that different from a grilled cheese
>>
>>77295757
i do that already though you fucking idiot
>>
>>77295721
I want to understand what 2d women are saying
>>
>>77295785
You didn't have to call him an idiot
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>>77295785
>>
>>77295745
Fried rice
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>>77295822
Hey Malay, I like your flag
>>
>>77295830
Hey USA, I like your flag
>>
>>77295835
Hey Oregon, I like your flag
>>
>>77295822
that boring
>>
post what ur listenin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
>>
>>77295870
>>
the only flag i like is imperial austria's
>>
>>77295854
*blushes*
I-I like you're flag too
>>
>>77295861
good choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B563tEpzeLc
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>>77295859
Fried Rice is not boring you animal
>>
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>>77295861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1d0VXOnE9A
>>
honestly had never had a bad experience with a cop until tonight. He pulled a gun on me when I told him I had a legal and unarmed weapon in my glove box, then got me out of the car and handcuffed me and checked my identity to find any warrants, then proceeded to see if I was drunk, all the while never really clarifying why I was pulled over. And after wasting an hour or so of my life he let me go. I can't understand it at all
>>
>>77295887
Are u not white
>>
>>77295777
teach me how to do it
>>
>>77295887
report him
>>
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>mfw hapas complain that no one wants asian men
>mfw the most popular kid at my school was the art teachers adopted Asian son
>>
>>77295887
>being black
>>
>>77295861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suWbFPaVoEA
>>
>>77295861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev-bR9ii7Gs
>>
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>tfw you tell your parents that you want to kill yourself
>>
>>77295895
I'm CHI
>>
>>77295925
What did they say?
>>
>>77295932

You deserve it.
>>
>>77295925
that was mean of you
>>
>>77295910
>>77295929
I'm disgusting and it's a miracle that a girl actually fucked me

>>77295938
They want me to get help, they wanted to hospitalize me
>>
>>77295950
Do you actually want to kys?
>>
>>77295946
I know and I'm pissed at myself for having told them how things were going

I am unsure whether or not I can make it to my doctor's appointment next week
>>
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reminder
get out there and get /fit/ ASAP
>>
>>77295910
me on the left
>>
Not a huge fan of body positivity tbqh
>>
>>77295957
Yes, I have planned everything out and have gotten so close to actually doing it.
>>
>>77295896
Youtube it lazybones
>>
>>77295963
it's rough on the loved ones always. My best friends younger bro killed himself last year, that family is broken.
>>
i say a lot of shit online but i wouldn't be able to tell anything IRL

not because i dont wanna get hit just because i dont like when people get hurt
>>
>>77295977
They're probably right. You should get help.
>>
>>77295932
Are Hispanics also subject to racial profiling by the po-po¿
>>
>>77295964
could stand to lose 20 lbs or so desu. currently at 200
>>
>>77296001
the black one in the center is cute
>>
>>77295991
I don't feel like I deserve to be family with them

>>77295996
I take anti depressants every day, but now I feel like I am a failure and only ever disappoint my parents.
>>
My mom is from Argentina. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, as do I
>>
i hate how the jews gave me jew pills so i stop being sad and stressed

but i just feel worse than before

really akes me think
>>
going for a walk so i can hopefully sober up
wish me luck
>>
>>77296019
And?
>>
>>77295964
>/fit/
>>
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so fuckken hungry!!
>>
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>>77296036
please don't bully anon and his cute roaches
>>
>>77296057
>planning to eat some of his own babies
why would he do that if he loves them so much?
>>
>>77296001
These pictures are inspiring to keep improving thanks
>>
>>77296075
fab
>>
>>77296019
move to argentina to counteract the bolinvasion
>>
wth why were those comments deleted?
>>
did that anon get banned lmao
>>
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janny is a bannying people
>>
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>Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
>>
Do me next j boy
>>
>>77296083
When they die it's fair game
>>
>>77295830
Thanks, usually the response we get is change your flag.
>>
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*shoots at you*
>>
how can somebody be so perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyr7ZKkQbQ
>>
>>77296038
wtf
>>
>>77296164
>The officer in the passenger seat, identified by local media as Mohamed Noor
>Mohamed
>>
What would Cara think of Cara?
>>
>>77296178
a long time ago when she wasnt really as famous as she is today she said happy birthday to me on twitter
>>
>>77296170

but those eyebrows
>>
>>77296188
Since when have you been a fan?
>>
>>77296209

around 2012-2013, but saying fan is a stretch, i do like her above every other famous person but idk if i am a fan.

I could have definitely meet her when she was in mexico last year for her bday, people waited for her at her hotel and took pics with her and shit but i decided not to go.
>>
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th-thanks...
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>>77296245
Why do you like her in particular?
>>
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>>77296248
>tfw smartest person on /cum/
>>
>>77296248
anon... you're uglier than my asshole
>>
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>tfw most beautiful in /cum/
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>>77296277
wow rude :/
>>
>>77296023
wtf this didn't help at all
>>
>>77296329
The only thing that sobers you up is time
>>
>>77296273
*in /cum/
>>
thot patrol coming thru
>>
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post a better anime song than this

you cant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li0OhEuHDQM
>>
cum dead
>>
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hmm fascinating
>>
wooow when i said you cant i didnt mean it literally

you guys are supposed to post other anime songs
>>
Señor /cum/
>>
Post
>>
>>77296419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMyF9DiMH1A
>>
New

>>77296516
>>
evens run
odds don't

I can't run without earbuds and I can't find any but I will anyway if evens
>>
>>77296524
early fuck
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