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here we are then, all the lads edition
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anime
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>>77289138

Fuck Britain. USA is #1 anglo country
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you aren't supposed to make a new until like 330 at this time of night :/
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Primus sucks
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we (the lads) are all in here
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why does phil collins have so many songs that start promising and wind up unlistenably shit by the middle?

it's like the musical version of edging for ages and then cumming unexpectedly and ruining the whole thing
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>>77290360
We created you
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>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
>doesn't like London
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
>torrents old science fiction films, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
>prefers the winter time
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
>could've performed better in school, but cba.

the /virginbrit/ poster
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Marx was a racist

Fiercest anti Irish bastard,a typical Jew
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4.5 hours until toil commences
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fuck off
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kotyank :)
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>>77290363
posts past 300 are tantamount to nothing more than worthless rubbish
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the associates are all invited to a house party that I am not
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are fred has a statue in his favourite city
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>>77290385

Yes and we inherited your obesity and questionable habits

Would have been a lot better desu if France colonized us before you lot. Atleast they would have left us culture
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>>77290386
7 me
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>>77290360
Technically yes since Anglos are Germanic.
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existential dread kicking in

just incel things
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>>77290386
will definitely be reading all of this mate
*hides your post*
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>>77290386
>the /virginbrit/ poster
all /brit/ posters?
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>>77290386
False
True
True
True
False
True
True
False
True
True
False
True
True
False
True
True
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>>77290410
>house party
deano
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>>77290412
Fuck off to Quebec then
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>>77290410
just get new friends dude :)
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>>77290440
I literally don't fucking care
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>>77290446

Don't you ever talk to my son like that again

Vive le Quebec libre!
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>>77290393
IRA was marxist
The irony.
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@ 77290460
cared enough to respond
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>>77290446
Canada is full, even Q**bec. He can't come.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Y86UNRDxw
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>>77290478
>>77290440
I care :)

surprised you do a lot of those autistic things but still go to a barber DESU
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>>77290386
>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
untrue
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
true
>hasn't left the country in years
untrue
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
not very tidy
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
drivers license but no car
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
true
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
false
>doesn't like London
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
true
>torrents old science fiction films, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
false
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
not really true
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
true
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
true
>prefers the winter time
true
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
false
>could've performed better in school, but cba.
false
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Hello, I'm a Mac
And I'm a PC
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watched the new guardians of the galaxy last night
it was surprisingly funny
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>>77290497
>drivers license

foy
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>>77290481

Canada is not full, especially Quebec

They will take just about any francophone at this point given the grim anglo invasion of the province. It will be an English speaking province in a few decades lad
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>>77290513
where's linux
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No clue why I stay up for yank hours instead of getting a (relatively) early night
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>that guy in this thread who thinks people are interested in whether or not he fits the criteria of what another poster thinks a "/virginbrit/ poster" acts like
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>>77290510
cackling
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>>77290474
It literally wasn't

In the late 20s they got some bennies from the Soviet union and pretended to be gommie up till the early 70s when they split into the provos
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>>77290513
Do they still make Macs?
Adorable.
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>>77290545
>Virgin aussie

fucking hell. can't imagine being an abnormie in your normie tier country

must be really fucking sad. feel bad for you
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>>77290531
Good, and it will be the Queen's English not any Yankee "u"less crap.

Still full regardless of what you think, though.
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GOOD morning
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128g8yJI65w
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Do you know what the #1 killer of T is for men over 40?
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i cut my own hair and yeah it looks like shit but i dont give a fuck because only a moron would pay $20 for a fucking haircut
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>Born:Peter Jonathan Hitchens

>Alma mater: University of York
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>there's a country in africa named nigger and it's shaped like a chicken leg
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS
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Canada would be such a cluster fuck if Quebec became independent, mad the difference between yes and no in the referendum was 1%
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>>77290575
drinking?
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>>77290552
You got a boat load of gunbs from Germany too didn't you?
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>>77290564

TOPKEK lad if you think Canadian "English" is any more or any less "european" than our dialect you are incredibly naive

Very few differences and most people cannot tell us apart from speech pattern alone. Get a grip.
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>>77290410
getting flashbacks to uni flatmates having parties without telling me and me wondering if they just didn't think to do it, just thought i'd show up anyway since i liked drinking, or if they specifically wanted me to not show up and embarrass them by talking about historical foreign policy at 1am having drank more than every other fucker in the building combined, before fucking off to look for something else to do because years of imageboard use had primed me for staying up days on end while all the normal people had to be in bed by 3am while i could dance until a killer hangover set in at about 3pm and took me out of action.

by 7am i'd be back in bed having walked around somehow having avoided being stabbed, around 5 i'd wake up on cue to a hangover that made jumping out the window a tempting option, by 6pm the flatmates would have invited other people around to watch a film, an activity not alcoholic enough to hair-of-the-dog it but loud enough to render the next 4-6 hours a mixture of comforting fever-dream and Guantanamo bay style human rights violation.

never made any friends.
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Why is blacked.com called blacked and not bleached? After all the women have equal agency in the sexual relations.
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>wake up next to gf
>she says good morning
>reaches down and pats my dick
>says good morning again with a cheeky grin
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>>>/pol/134008899

/pol/ is talking about us again
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>>77290579
>peter the brainlet morality christcuck went to york
>based "fuck the muslims to death" christopher went to balliol
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>>77290612
thanks but no thanks for the reddit link
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>>77290584

Facile solution would be to incorporate les maritimes and newfoundland / labroador with Quebec. One can dream, can they not?
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>The """""""""""""""""""""""""""University""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""of""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""York""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>get job in pub
>barflys have started to recognise me
>they all have wives that they hate and ignore by going to the pub every day
>they're all severely overweight and look very unhealthy and ill
ah, the renown and fabled "pint man"
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name one good reason to live in london
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>>77290605
contaminated.com
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>>77290637
hey fuck off mate thats my uni
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>thanks but no thanks for the reddit link
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>>77290604
me in first year haha
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>>77290591
Yeah they all sank off the coast though

25000 captured Russian rifles with millions of ammo and a dozen Lewis machine guns
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>>77290393
love marx even more now
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>>77290605
It doesn't work that way
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>>77290612
ah yes, the london experience
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>>77290649
Because it's my home and I'm not gonna be driven out by wogs, lefties and pakis
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>>77290666
did you eventually make friends
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>>77290658
>230 reply /pol/yp thread
Fuck off
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>>77290649

>good reason to live in London

Free acid attacks and easier access to your local mosque
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>>77290649
wages
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Worried either of my parents might die soon.
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>>77290669
Unfortunate.
Still, turned out alright for you lads eventually.
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What song do you want played at your funeral?
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too many yanks itt
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>>77290696
yeh i don't think they especially liked me at first because they'd only see me when i was drunk and annoying but they let me live with them the next year anyway and then we became good friends :3
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mad that we took over iceland during ww2 just for a laugh
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>>77290697
>tfw even the nicest girls have sucked a million dicks
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>>77290749
agreed
they really are disgusting filth
ogres that should ushered out here as swifty as possible
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>>77290749
It's because we're English-speaking, if that German general was forced to speak English they'd all fuck off there instead
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>>77290741
frank sinatra - my way
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>>77290741
don't want a funeral
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>>77290749
post god-damned machines
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Wanna throw acid at someone tbqh famalamadingdong
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>>77290736
That remains to be seen
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>>77290749
We are a multicuntural general now Shem.
Post fucking machines ffs.
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>>77290741
nightbus dubplate - wiley
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>>77290749

Too many Israelis too. That's no way for a subject nation such as yourself to address your liege, shlomo

>>77290767

except literally everything filthy about us was passed on from you. Except your trash teeth thank the divines
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>>77290802
absolute stormer of a choice
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*aligns my chakras*
*absconds from this mortal coil*
*assumes my astral form*
*ascends to the cosmic plane*
*teleports behind you*
*whispers into your ear*
"poo"
*vanishes into thin air*
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Yanks go here >>77284043
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>>77290741
never gonna give you up just to troll the mourners really hard ahaha
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>>77290822
jokes on you because nobody is going to turn up x
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who /dbt/ here?
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Hi lads

I'm on vacation but I finally have some wifi

Any new maymays I've missed?
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>literally no one but my mum would be turn up to my funeral
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>>77290819
They will come for you soon and no one will be there to help you
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what language do you guys learn in primary and secondary school?

In the US we all learn hebrew
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>>77290838
yeah there's one where you pretend that yanks belong in /brit/
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>>77290834
alri ethiopia lad
I'm /o/ not /dbt/
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>>77290819
Leafs (yanks lite) fuck off as well
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>>77290810
>>77290802

Good god this song is trash. What happened to the trip hop and bristol scene that was so famous in your country? Shit lad even Archive and Gorillaz is better than this absolute shiet
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>>77290795
At least you've escaped the scourge that is multiculturalism for now. Please keep it that way? Good lad.
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>>77290855
haha yes
shitty little runt btfo
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>>77290865
Someone make /can/ and I will, don't want to share a thread with paddies.
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>>77290855
shan't be watching this
rip puppo anyway
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imagine actually being a tipper in this day and age
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>>77290859
That's not a new maymay lad

Get it together
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>>77290741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE
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>>77290866
JUSTIN'S WIFE'S GOT A BUCKET FUCK IT
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>>77290866
*pushes you over*
haha suck a dick nerd
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>>77290896
pure one hundred percent bent
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>>77290861
based
what's your ride?
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>>77290896
Original is better
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6YhVHqs-x4
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weetbix topped with banana slices and drizzled with honey
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Every hamster has his day.
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>>77290947
give it to me
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feel a bit depressed
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>>77290890
good girl
marriage material
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>>77290904
Haha LOVE nerd bashing
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>>77290947
>weetbix

whats that? is it like weetabix?
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>spending money to let a man cut your hair
??? are you all retarded
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want a latex inflatable suit
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>>77290947
here you forgot this
*hands you a bottle of semi-skimmed milk*
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>>77290913
my baby. you still have the kawasaki?
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>>77290753
>mad that we took over iceland during ww2 just for a laugh
Persia was also randomly invaded
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>>77290973
Its the original product
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The theoretical foundation of post-Keynesian economics is the principle of effective demand, that demand matters in the long as well as the short run, so that a competitive market economy has no natural or automatic tendency towards full employment.[6] Contrary to the views of new Keynesian economists working in the neoclassical tradition, post-Keynesians do not accept that the theoretical basis of the market's failure to provide full employment is rigid or sticky prices or wages. Post-Keynesians typically reject the IS–LM model of John Hicks, which is very influential in neo-Keynesian economics.[citation needed]

The contribution of post-Keynesian economics[7] has extended beyond the theory of aggregate employment to theories of income distribution, growth, trade and development in which money demand plays a key role, whereas in neoclassical economics these are determined by the forces of technology, preferences and endowment. In the field of monetary theory, post-Keynesian economists were among the first to emphasise that money supply responds to the demand for bank credit,[8] so that a central bank cannot control the quantity of money, but only manage the interest rate by managing the quantity of monetary reserves.

This view has largely been incorporated into monetary policy,[citation needed] which now targets the interest rate as an instrument, rather than the quantity of money. In the field of finance, Hyman Minsky put forward a theory of financial crisis based on financial fragility, which has received renewed attention.[citation needed] [9]
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>>77290982
Such a nasty post
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>>77290977
this is my hair. i pay a girl to do it
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i thought miata was what they called mx5's in america not the rotaries

miata is such a bent name

feel sick imaging some nasally yank voice saying it
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not a fan of islam tbf
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Have been sneaking downstairs at night to practice the piano for about a week.

I was in the middle of a faltering amateur rendition of "Stressed Out" by 21 Pilots just now when my mum came in and asked what the hell i was doing up so late and told me to go to bed

i just feel totally humiliated and pathetic
i want to die
:C
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>>77291005
savoured every syllable
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Fucking seething
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>>77291005
Pretended to read this.
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>>77291017
fuck off racist
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>>77290984
yammi, my man. sweet fucking popups.
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>>77291015
meme flavour of the year haircut. awful
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>>77291016
MEEEE-ADA
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>>77291018
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>>77291039
between you and me i pretend to understand it
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>fucking
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>>77291045
i have this hair
it enlongens a round face
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Tough on crime
Tough on the causes of crime
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>>77291063
this one's for you
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>>77291015

It's a good cut dude. How much does she charge?

I pay like $15 for a korean war vet to cut my hair and the results are only adequate
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helper pepe is the frog of 2017
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>>77291040
:/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
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>>77291082
Nah it's the other one, the easter one
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>>77290977
i pay a lady £50 to cut my hair at a hair salon
but its not as bad as it seems because
i) there is free coffee and wine while it gets done
ii) i only have a haircut once a year
iii) shes really fun to gossip with
iv) shes also very skilled at hairdressing
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>>77291054
>>77291016
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/nad4hx2jnq3fkrfe
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>>77291018
Why do you do it at night? you probably wake your parents up. Buy an electric piano or midi keyboard with weighted keys.
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>>77291063

That fedora guy got laid 100%

He has confidence which is what girls crave
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why don't americans celebrate love day?
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>>77290515
capeshit or capekino?
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>>77291098
thats the frog of 2016
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babestation
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I go to the barbers
I say number two back and sides and thinned out on the top please
I sit in silence trying not to make eye contact with either the hairdresser or myself in the mirror whilst they cut it
I pay them £7
I leave
Simple as
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think telling the gf with PCOS that i want to have kids, so i'd only want her to move with me when i leave for work if she loses weight since that can cure it would make her go on a diet and start working out? she's cute but tubby. also she says she doesn't take birth control and i read on the wikipedia page for PCOS it helps with regular periods
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me at bottom
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>>77291111
but the girl was disabled
how exactly would you go about doing that
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>>77291016
Imagine staying up all night obsessing over a country you pretend not to care about
Grim
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>>77291107
you oughta' kill yourself
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>>77291111
nah girls crave electrolytes
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>>77291116
what's love day
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>>77291111
>he bought the confidence meme
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Tough on yanks
Tough on the causes of yanks
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>>77291116
why don't brits celebrate pi day?
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>>77291154
there are only 12 months in a year

stupid yank
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>>77291136
No one watches rick and morty.
It isn't funny
shit irrelevant meme
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>>77291151
*votes for you*
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>>77291088
what would compel anyone to do this
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>>77291151
haha
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>>77291045
meme haircut is shaved sides.

she doesn't shave my sides.
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Salut les gars, comment ça va?
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>>77291127
The virgin trim
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>>77291162
technically every date is pi day since any group of numbers that make up a date will be in pi
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>>77291137

How was she disabled? She dances lad

>>77291149

If it works for Eugune and it works for me it certainly might work for you Schlomo Silverstein
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my 2 favourite shows right now are unironically rick and morty and game of thrones
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>>77291166
what are you talking about? rick and morty is the simpsons of our generation
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>>77291154
why dont americans celebrate easter?
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do you wear the virgin dressing gown, /brit/?
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>>77291173
no you have a meme haircut that only became a thing a few years ago. pathetic really
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>>77291181
woah
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>>77291166
i watch rick and morty
it is funny in my opinion but feel free to not like it xx
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>>77291174

Je vais bien et toi? T'es en train de trouver le fil francophone mon gars?
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haven't had a haircut in 8 years truth be told
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>>77291195
Guarantee this guy is 50% bald, at least
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STOP being rude about meme haircuts
i have a manbun and i am VERY offended by your comments
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>>77291162
>there are only 12 months in a year
>he bought the calendar meme
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>>77291181
mind if I post this on /r/Showerthoughts?
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>>77291162
>>77291192
an irrational number?
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>>77291223
guarantee you're a nu male. stop following whatever trend they tell you to mate
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>>77291216
Non, je déteste les grenouilles .
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manbuns were btfo in the latest episode of GoT
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>>77291227
pics
>>77291234
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>>77291219
those things in front of your ears don't count
machines
postem
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>>77291230
sure go ahead
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>>77291254
t. long, matted locks
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>>77291195
nah i constantly get compliments on my hair so not too worried
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Can't wank whilst lying flat
Willy doesn't get properly hard
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>>77291279
not actually going to, was just trying to evoke an emotional response from the anti-'dit crowd
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i have 513 fedora pics and 347 frog pics
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>>77291068
>imported huge amounts of islam into the country
don't think so sweetie x
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>>77291257

Ah bon? M-mais tu parles le francais quand meme! T'es quebecois alors?
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>>77291269
don't have peyot m8 that's for ultra-orthodox only

feeling quite insulted by the assumption
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>tfw perfect hair
good feel
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girl I have on facebook has written a status with "sweetie" in it

couldn't help but giggle
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>>77291166
had a flatmate who did
still absolutely certain he's the one guy on earth that SSRIs actually work for. never mentioned being on them but nobody is that happy without medical intervention and i'm going to have the liver problems to prove it.
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>>77291304
post your best frog pic
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>>77291195
post a non-meme haircut so i know what to ask my barber for
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>>77291135
would like a response to this
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>>77291293
yeah they're sarcastic
>>77291285
plenty of non meme haircuts mate
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>talking to the gf
>accidentally type desu instead of t b h
she clocked me had to explain the whole thing
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>i have 513 fedora pics and 347 frog pics
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>taking SSRIs

sure sign of a...

you know what? you can fill in your own insult here
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>>77291304
got 900 pepes
200 apus
300 toads
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>>77291311
pics x
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>>77291345
lexapro here
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>>77291304
got a couple of funny image macros and some funny twitter memes
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call all girls sweetie and sweetheart and they love it believe me

t. cryptochad
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>>77291336
>they're sarcastic

thats weird considering its girls ive ended up fucking.

were they being sarcastic when they let me put my dick without a condom inside their vagina?
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>>77291345
drug addict
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383 toads
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>>77291328
this is a non meme classic cut
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>>77291260
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>>77291400
post some
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CHADS AND NORMIES OUT
NEETS AND AUTISTS IN
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>>77291403
this literally only looks good if you're incredibly handsome or over 50
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>>77291403
>having to cover your head in grease every morning
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>>77291308
Non, je viens de BC.
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>>77291403
have fun spending an hour gelling your hair every morning unless you want it to look like shit
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>>77289138
How to steal the English throne:

Step 1, plant a spy named Rollo from Giske in Norway in norhern France.
Step 2, let him stay there and breed warrior children.
Step 3, wait a couple of generations
Step 4, launch a front attack on England's east coast.
Step 5, sneak attack in the south, grabbing the throne with delicous Norwegian blood.

Step 6, Rule england with an ironfist and make it the largest empire of the entire history of mankind.
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>>77291403
Respectable
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>>77291421
is this the haskell elephant?
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>>77291408
nice
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>>77291419
>>77291420
>>77291425
ah yes uglies
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my fedora folder is a mere 147 images
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>>77291408
you the lad with the ugly jacket?
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Pre-booked my tickets for Dunkirk
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>>77291323
this ones my favourite probably x
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>>77291416
what about NEET failed normies
>>
>>77291349
>200 apus
do NOT believe you
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i happen to have a few images myself

>>77291448
oui
but ive been wearing my ugly cat jumper recently instead because its more fun
>>
>>77291436
reddit tier book
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>>77291414
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>>77291421

Putain je voudrais une taffe de ton joint! Partage le beuh avec moi STP - j'ai envie d'etre defonce comme toi :-)
>>
>>77291455
gabbagools IN
>>
>>77291443
i'm at least a 7.5 and i can prove it mathematically
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>>77291468
agreed, i read it and i didn't like it either
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quite like this one too
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Have seen an awful lot of posts defending the new Dr Who, but no posts actually attacking the choice.

Really makes me think
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>le haircut meme
it doesnt matter. it will not change significantly how you look no matter what it is like. no girl is going to say oh yes ill fuck him now his hair is good
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>>77291478
thank you friend
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>>77291472
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>>77291467
haha i like the jacket really
print is not rare though, seen loads of ts with it on

also is that your inspo folder? good lad, girls love a driven man
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>>77291516
not true at all imo
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>>77291520
frogs/toads put up with a lot of shit before they get annoyed. bet you could get one to wear a little jacket around call day
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>>77291516
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>>77291336
no response mate?

>>77291388
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>>77291546
angles
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>>77291408
Ask algeria thainonce for advice on chemicals to keep the mop la.
You look like an unironic seven samurai extra.
too soon
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>>77291521
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>>77291546
front on angle makes anyone uglier than side on.
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>>77291388
they were doing it ironically
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>>77291546
what kind of roastie compares hairstyle to makeup
>>
>>77291546
it's literally just the angle and the dumb face he's pulling on the left
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>>77291547
to what the dude I've fucked many girls and have a big cock post? frankly nothing you claim has any worth on the internet mate
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>>77291512
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>>77291576
not too sure mate aha
*pretends to get a phone call*
oh shit bud sorry i've gotta take this
*wanders off*
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>>77291521
>>77291564
>>
I can literally do 0 pushups
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>>77291546
*buys good hair and a good beard*
actually.. hold up thats impossible..
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>>77291594
pretty common among those who make fun of amerifats on the internet
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can't imagine eating meat
pretty degenerate imo
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>>77291576
they are trying to justify their facepaint lies
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>>77291590
thats a good one mate
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time for bed

night lads x
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>>77291516
literally everyone who has ever hit on me has done so by complimenting my hair

>>77291563
dont like chemicals
prefer the ol' natural oils
dont even use shampoo or conditioner
hair is still fine

simple as
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>>77291594
fucks wrong with your flag mexico?
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>>77291586
i dont have a big cock. but a girl complimented my hair and then fucked me later on... is that really that hard to believe lmao?
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wish I could fucking die
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>>77291626
based
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>>77291604

Yeah for real. I've got a patchy beard / facial hair and it looks like ass. I basically have to shave it.
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>>77291626
disgusting faggot
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>>77291610
but I like americans, I'm planning to go there asap

>>77291628
wish I was mexican, I could walk my way into the us or buy a cheap flight desu
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>tfw invincible
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>>77291623
night chap
gj with the exams
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>>77289119
>>77289119
>>77289119
heh...
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>>77291650
enjoy
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>dfn didn't even get a single (you)
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since we're having the frogchat
just want to say >>77291018 is an OC and so is pic related

both made from photos i took in Wales

i would consider it an honour if anyone wants to save one of them
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>>77291647
this

narcissistic gay twat with feminine psychology (likes to receive)
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>>77291662
every time i see this helper i think i have it saved but i don't so when i go to post it i am anger

but not this time
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>>77291664
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