/brit/

>>77289119
>10/10 men
>not blonde
as always
Med power!

>>77289119
bit gay

>>77289505
you aren't med, i am the med, you're a shitskin

>>77289553
no im med.You are cumskinned germanic weak shit.

>>77289597
nope the guy in the op looks french, post a pic of you
i bet you're a disgusting african looking animal

Feeling restless

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since we're having the frogchat
just want to say >>77291018 (You) is an OC and so is pic related

both made from photos i took in Wales

i would consider it an honour if anyone wants to save one of them

>>77291669
just relax

babestation

>>77291632
I'm saying that to illustrate of course anyone can just make up an anecdote to prove their claim you stupid cunt

>>77291669
have a cold shower

>>77291670
i was actually medically diagnosed as having a female's sexual psychology when i went to my GP to find out why i have zero sex drive normally

fun fact

>>77291704
yeh bro

>>77291707
hmm
sauce

>>77291705
its not made up though

>>77291719

wtf is a "female's sexual psychology" and why havnt you just transitioned yet? Excuses m8

>>77291719
>(((GP)))

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How to steal the English throne:

Step 1, plant a man named Rollo from Giske in Norway in norhern France.
Step 2, let him stay there and breed warrior children.
Step 3, wait a couple of generations.
Step 4, launch a front attack on England's east coast.
Step 5, sneak attack in the south, grabbing the throne with Norwegian blood.

Step 6, Rule england with an ironfist and make it the largest empire of the entire history of mankind.

he's here

hannah martin's big round arse

the highest rating you can achieve without blue eyes is objectively 6/10

>>77291726
definitely did NOT mean to post that

>>77291737
Rollo was 100% French you fucking revisionist retard

>>77289597
Turkic
Med
sure

season 5 of Vikings when?

>>77291733
well its not a medical disorder per se, but its an uncommon alternate sexual psychology that 80% of women have and like 4% of men have

its called receptive arousal or something, not sure

basically it means i never get horny on my own, and someone else has to initiate sexual contact with me before i get aroused

season 29 of simpsons when?

>>77291767
>american education

>>77291799
some of the best in the world

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posting the bf

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>>77291737
Norwegians are just discount Danes.

not a fan of tory internet censorship

>>77291806
Normally, but not today.

>>77291799
What the other Yank said but also that Rollo was a Latin Frank who built some fame as a viking in Norway before returning home.

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niche pepe

>>77291795

That condition surely cannot affect 80% of women, lad. Majority of women I've slept with can get horny on their own. DESU it sounds like some pseudoscience bullshit but Im not an "expert" and only have anecdotal evidence that points to the contrary

Regardless wish you the best lad, I went thru a period where I thought I was asexual so I can kinda relate. Turns out I just have super low libido tho

vikings aren't real, dumbos

>>77291737
Do we ask you or Iceland for abducting women from the British isles?
The day of the reparation rope is coming Jorunn.

>>77291841
maybe the women you slept with were sleeping with you because they're horn dogs

pepe more like poopy

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anyone want anything?
x

managed to stay awake
drank like 3 cans of coke zero and a pint or 2 of water to stop the hangover
don't think it'll work really

>>77291860
state

>>77291824
He was from Giske in Norway. Not a single drop of french blood in him. Can't say the same about his children tho.

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Thoughts?

>>77291860
a gf would be nice

make donald drumpf again

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>>77291860
we'll take the lot

>>77291857

Could be lad. Sexual equilibrium ya know - gotta balance the horniness with the seriousness and all

fittest love island girl lads?

life is a war

>>77291856
Hmmm. Iceland was Norwegian back then. But since Iceland will claim otherwise, you just go ahead and claim it from them.

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>>77291891
i have just the thing poppet x

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>>77291893

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>>77289119
>>77289540

Not severe enough.

>>77291917
is this real

>>77291908
>1
PHWOAR she's fit

>keep pulling hairs out of my head with no effort

it's ogre

>>77291889
enlightened intellectual

>>77291860
the circle pepe please mate x

*shows you some stuff i made*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u7qMTSerJY

>>77291889
none really
who is it

>>77291900
jess shears

>>77291931
post JUST hairline

>>77291925
yeah that's a real image mate

>>77291906
bit cheeky

>>77291931
>tfw finally shaved my head after years of delusion and denial
>decide to grow a beard
>any time I get on a plane the secuirty thinks I'm either a drug dealer or a terrorist
it's a wild world

>>77291925
It's an extra scene in the extended version guest directed by Raimi

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>>77291938
excellent taste
thats one of the most sophisticated ones i have

thought I'd be a bit cheeky and pinch my boss' arse in the corridor at work today
can safely say I am not allowed back at work anymore

>>77291925
ofc matey

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>>77291938

>>77291959
Seriously tho, when will we join forces and make Canada part of UK again?(and Norway will have newfoundland)

>>77291991
>>77291949
oops

>>77291996

>newfoundland
Why would you even want that shitrock?

You should take back Iceland and annex Greenland instead. Restore the kalmar union!

this gay fucking runt intern pinched my arse at work today

left a nasty dorito stain on my new jeans
going to fucking kill him if he dares show up to work tomorrow

just sat on a dilldo affixed to my chair

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>>77292014
Newfoundland is Scandinavian m8

>>77292033
yew'll do nuttin

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>>77292014
I would love to, wanna help us best ally? Actually,what do you think of this image right here?

>>77291996
Canada is already Brit. Newfoundies are Scots Irish. Ask them nicely and maybe. I'd avoid forcing the issue. Northern Ireland is Scots and Irish too.

imagine working with openly gay people and that this is allowed...

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>>77292033
Post arse

>>77292061
not a fan of this
north atlantic is british waves

>roleplaying as a country
>not roleplaying as a qt trap
truly boggles my mind

imagine working with a bunch of mongs larping as vikings

>>77292061
Thought the Danes owned Greenland?

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https://streamable.com/s/qffbd/bcnauf
>women

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this images makes me so sad im actually almost tearing up just looking at the thumbnail

makes me think of being a kid
when i could draw a piece of shit and be proud of it
when i didnt compare myself to others
when my mum would tuck me into bed when i had a bad day

when things were simple

about to reach level 20 a kv and become an apprentice wizard

>>77292065
no one cares about northern ireland padhraig

>>77292061

I like it alot actually. You should atleast annex more of Canada, though. I would much prefer nordic neighbors to fucking leaves.

Leave Quebec independent tho or atleast let it join up with France for some authentic border gore

>>77292079
They do. But it was ours until they stole it.

I'm not black

I'm OJ

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>>77292086

>>77292100
Either way, you're guilty.

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>>77292093
Sure. Just load your guns, and we will do this together. We will contribute with our best troops, pic related.

all the northern irish people i've ever met have been sound but it's objectively a terrible place to live

need my tiny yank cock sucked please x

>>77291860
Post your favorite pepe

>>77292091
Just pointing out it's a shitshow lad.

>>77292115
(rope tied around my nads)

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>>77292121

>>77292090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u07WblXRb-M

>>77292115

Is military service in Norge mandatory or voluntary? Is it a meme like in Sweden?

I would be happy to join you in rectifying your historical borders! Takk

>>77292086
hope: gone
innocence: gone
happiness: gone
dreams: gone

still salty about brexit lads
got my irish passport just as a matter of principle but still feel bad about whats going to happen to my real home country

>>77292136
ah yes remember the meme from which this version was made. poopoo peepee pepe. do you have any of those? do you have the most infamous?

>>77292094
Invest with your oil megabux like wot China is doing in Africa.
simples

norway is british clay

>>77292156
How easy is it to get an Irish passport? Asking for a friend.

>>77292171
Britain and Norway are Danish clay.

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>>77292154

is getting a cute fat gf and then making her lose weight and having a cute hot gf a meme?

>>77292156
the EU are twats
if there's anything you should be salty about it should be the Maastricht Treaty, that was not on. the EEC we were in before was alri, but beyond 1992, we were stuck in a union that was going to get worse and worse.

>>77292171

Fuck off lad. Norway is superior to UK in almost every single quantifiable way. Can't wait to see Scotland secede desu

>>77292179
one irish grandparent is all thats needed
she's dead and i had to fish out her birth certificate which took a while but yeah it's basically just that

>>77292188
yes because then she'll leave you

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>>77292086
am unironically crying right now

>>77292202
Interesting

>>77292181
>>77292200
fake news

>>77292200
>Norway
You mean New Somaliland?

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>>77292192

t. <you>

is getting a cute fat gf and then keeping her fat a meme?

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>>77292121

>>77292236
nope not at all unless you count having a fat creature at all in your vicinity

>>77292192
still, we should keep our voice in their ears instead of bailing out and uniting 27 nations against us

>>77292152
Both.
Even girls have mandatory service now. They wanted to have equality, guess what bitches you are front of the line now.

>>77292159
We are actually investing our oil money. We own 4% of all stocks in Europe, 2% in the world, or something like that.

>>77292200
We always had Scotland. Fuck, think about how the atlantic power of Norway would be like if things went differently on a few occasions. Anyway, it's all nice and dandy to dream. But at least we're the best cunt in the world now, even if we are irrelevant as fuck.

Think I should sleep now, before I spread too much cancer in this thread.

tfw no fat gf with more cushion for the pushin'.

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recently ive started crying every night when i go to sleep
is this normal?

should i do something?

>>77292252
i count on having an american in my vicinity, yes

>>77292257
>always
Meant to write almost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PDlGUdDF8Y kino

>>77292159
>he hasn't heard of the norweigan state pension fund

>>77292270
Been doing this nearly everyday for as long as I can remember

>>77292255
we'll be fine
doubt we'll be the last country to leave

(am a little worried though haha, hope CANZUK gets sorted soon)

>>77292270
imagine having a qt chubby gf until you fall asleep

banned from /tv/ again
i am such a bad boy

>>77292257
>We always had Scotland
What is it with Scandis and their fixation with Scotland?
Have you even been?

business idea: comfy brothel

chubby chicks gets paid to tuck you in a very comfy bed and stroge your hair until you fall asleep. Breakfast in bed included.

>>77292259
i'd be ok with it but she has PCOS and i think she thinks it's genetic but wikipedia says it's triggered by being overweight

>>77292255
Yeah, but they're not REAL countries though, are they? They're irrelevant shitholes no one's ever heard of like Slovakia and Belgium.

anyone remember the rango meme on /tv/?

>>77292282
Being the largest stock owner of europe is going to be a great loss when it turns 100% muslim.

>>77292304
have you ever spoken to a norwegian person in english?

I have, and they always sound like they're from eastern scotland

VITAL POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13463240
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13463240
http://www.strawpoll.me/13463240
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13463240

>>77292279
chooooon

anyone remember the cuckio meme on /brit/?

>>77292307
*stroke

>>77292304
Almost, I meant.

I haven't been but I just think it would look cool on the map.

>>77292307
Pretty sure Japs already have this

>>77292317
We do?

>Call up the pizza place to order a 'za
>British accent on the phone

REEE BRITS STOP MOVING TO MY TOWN

>>77292317

I have but desu they have one of the coolest English accents after French (females only) Russian and Icelandic

>>77292341
By that, he's saying you sound completely fucked in the head. The Scots are notorious for providing us with proper grade A nutters.

>>77292341
yeah

might to canada and steal their jobs

>>77292317
>have you ever spoken to a norwegian person in english?
I have. I go there for work once or twice a year.
You are right but it isn't just Norway. Swedes also have that accent inflection thing.

>>77292255
If they had just exempt us from freedom of movement, there would have been no problem

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pathetic fucking runts

>>77292334
business idea #2: NEET brothel

an autist tucks you in a very comfy bed and reads aloud the most poignant /brit/posts until you fall asleep. NEETbucks not included, sex included if it needs be

>>77292290
>CANZUK
this isn't really likely
we don't have any reasons to focus on trade with these countries, especially ausnz, they're just too far away
free movement would just mean people would leave the UK in droves

there are so many amazing engineering creations done by randoms who never receive recognition. like putting steel belts in motorbike tires. some autistic guy with a chubby wife devised that and made millions for Bridgestone but he's living a modest life

>>77292376
Do not.

>>77292363
>>77292373
Well, good night.
/brit/ is the best general.

>>77292379

>If they had just exempt us from freedom of movement

Why cant you just grow a pair and say "no" to mandatory migrant quotos like Poland? Poland is still in the EU but doesnt grovel to Merkel

>>77292382
That's more like it

>>77292389
incentive to compete with the other countries and make our country worth living in

(i.e, tories and labour stop making the UK a NIGHTMARISH HELL)

>>77292379
don't disagree really
they could have just reworked freedom of movement into the schengen area framework and left us out of it

>>77292396
shared rights, shared responsibilities

>>77292396
We already did do that you stupid yank. Do you even know what freedom of movement is?

>>77292411

>shared rights, shared responsibilities

again, to reiterate, why is Poland immune from these responsibilities? To be fair it isnt even just Poland either, tons of balkan EU countries are blocking migrant quotas

>>77292396
>poland is still in the EU
not for long at this rate, their government is a joke

i am hunger

>>77292393
gn lad

>>77292434
Tbf, no one wants to be in Poland, not even the Polish, that's why they all came over here.

bought some makeup at the store earlier
going to put it on soon

>>77292434
Poland are part of shengen aren't they? Which is the literal exact opposite of being immune

>>77292419

If you already did it why did you fail so badly at it? Why leave the European Union then?

>Do you even know what freedom of movement is?

if you are referring to the shengen area of course I know what it is. You have a fucking island though dude it's not like the border between belgium and france ffs

Lads why can't I concentrate on anything anymore

>>77292438
>their government is a joke
law and justice party is the best relevant right wing party in europe atm

>>77292434
>blocking migrant quotas
yeah and they're getting battered for it aha
wonder how that court case is going, they'll probably lose it though

>>77292434
I'm a lefty but it's clear that literally nobody in the EU wants more refugees, the tide is gonna change soon. I reckon we're gonna export some democracy in Libya in the next months

didn't vote to leave because of immigration (EU migrants are a net benefit, non-EU migrants are a net negative and we do nothing about these pakis)

voted to leave because the idea of some foreign megalomaniac EU ponces like verhofstadt and juncker having a governing say over the United Kingdom's laws and finances rubs me in all the wrong ways

>>77292475
yeah they're fun to watch but it's a bit sad seeing them fall victim to the populist meme

>>77292467

On paper, sure. Poland isn't letting any migrants in though. They are de facto refusing any refugees regardless of the "law" - not like the refugees would want to live in PL anyways

>>77292461
Can't imagine why anyone would want to be between Germany and Russia. Seems cosy

>>77292474
same

>>77292501
so better then to accept migrants against popular consent?

Here we are....

>>77292468
Freedom of movement still applies to Britain tard, that's one of the main reasons we are leaving. Shengen is different and Britain isn't apart of that, we also aren't a apart of EU migrant quotas because we rejected them

Poland and the balkans will end up accepting EU migrant quotas because they will have their gibs stopped by the EU if they don't

>>77292499
im the opposite
i dont trust our government further than i can spit a rat, so i quite like the fact that the EU acts as a check on our politicians' abuses of power

>>77292499
It's the Holy Roman Empire all over again.

>>77292513
would not*

>escape war
>travel thousands of miles any way you can
>arrive in munich
>get taken to FUCKING HUNGARY
want this migrant quota to get enforced just so i can see both hungarians and refugees seething,

>>77292474
Probably sensory overload

>>77292499

>voted to leave

Enjoy UK being even more irrelevant than it is today. Enjoy having all of your EU institutions and EU funded organizations / universities packing up and moving to France. You made a mistake but in classic limey fashion refuse to acknowledge it

HATE women simple as

>>77292506
They will have no choice but to let them in if they still want to get their EU gibs from mummy Germany

And yes, no migrants want to live in Poland because it's probably just as bad as where they came from

>>77292518
yep, it's a small price to pay for polands economic growth over the last 20 years

>>77292555
epic, simply epic

ah yes time to browse for jobs
ah yes this one requires you to fill in a lengthy 30 minute application form rather than just sending in a cv

shan't be bothering

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at

Shame that every time I match a girl on bumble they never message and the timer runs out

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i want to float in the ocean at night forever
and just... drift

im tired of competing, of worrying, of stressing
i want my mum to tuck me in to bed like she used to
i wish she wasnt dead
i miss her terribly

>>77292538

Haha I want to see this too. Fucking merkel, dude. Invites the entire population of /MENA/ to her country and in classic kraut fashion shifts the blame and the burden. How is she even still in power?

>>77292506
>Poland isn't letting any migrants in though
Why should they?
They didn't create the problem.

>>77292530
don't get me wrong i hate the twats in westminster
just loathe the twats in brussels even more.

>>77292587
germany took like 2 million refugees/migrants
they're looking to move about 160,000
shes not exactly shirking the responsibility aha just making the point that the racist countries have to put up with it as much as the good countries

>>77292576
yeah death would be nice

>>77292567
>dubious, one sided economic growth better than compromising your country's demographics

Poland accepts lots of migrants from the V4.

Hello Rasheed.

>>77292562
even ur mum?

>applying to stack shelves? why yes i will need you to submit your cv and then fill in everything thats on your cv in the next form and then answer a 30 minute questionnaire

>>77292570

>requires you to fill in a lengthy 30 minute application form
The best is when they ask you at the end to submit your CV anyways. Literal rage material.

>>77292499
>>77292530
Not a fan of the EU twats or our government, non of them can be trusted and both of them only care about their own interests

At least we can vote against our own government though, unlike Juncker and Verhofstadt

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77292614
it's 10,000 refugees mate, not yank or german level fucked at all

>>77292555
don't give a shit about relevance tbqh lad
just want my country back

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feel nigga hours

>>77292645
the poor one in the 70s where no one had jobs? yeah miss that too mate

>>77292619
>what makes you EXCITED about this slave tier role?

>>77292645
i hate you so much

>>77292644
This insistence on refugees is only a way to acclimate homogeneous country's to future migration from mud countries.

>>77292538
>escape war
lol nice meme

>>77292645

>just want my country back

at this point Scotland will have another referendum for independence and will probably win considering the majority of scots favor continued ties to EU. to add insult to injury the UK will more or less likely become England + Wales + North Ireland assuming the collapse of UK doesnt end up fragmenting N. ireland and wales as well. You could just have England.

if that makes you happy Im happy for you

>>77292669
slippery slope fallacy

>call centre jobs
>sales jobs
no thank you

>>77292618
hate my mother the most.

she abused me for years

>>77292555
We will enjoy it, JFs out and fuck the septics

>>77292679
they only qualify for the resettlement if they've been deemed to be refugees, not saying that they're all syrians/iraqis

Do your best actionpost

>>77292680
We've been trying to get rid of them for years. They won't leave though, their entire existence depends on us giving them handouts.

>>77292681
Its not though because the two things have a very tangible and logical connection

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this is going to sound stupid but its true

ive been very happy for the past year or so, and everything has been going really well for me. i got in a relationship, i got into Oxford, everything
but someone posted that music pepe with the words "I WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME", and i googled for and listened to that 21 pilots song

that was 3 days ago
i have cried every night since then listening to that song in bed
i didnt realise i missed being a kid so much, i just want to go back now

im crying rn as a matter of fact

>>77292645
Engerland is beyond redemption, even in the posh bits. History is being re-written as we speak.
Wake me up

plan for tomorrow:

wake up
have a play
do an eat
make a move
have a go
do an eat
make an effort
do a see
do a sleep

>>77292680
scotland won't leave for a while
norn might soon

>>77292727
>we can't take refugees because it is a plot to acclimatise us to future immigration
this is not an argument

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>>77292681
This isn't relevant because the motive in forcing refugees and migrants has been spelled out by several EU officials along the lines of compromising national homogeneity.

>>77292727
I couldn't find a way to put this into words.

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>>77292576

should probably get out of this nocturnal habit xD

genuinely think the next 150 years minimum is going to be a steep downward slide for the UK

im probably going to expatriate when i get my degree to escape it all

>>77292747
got a quote or link or source or something

>>77292729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9kMOoSdh4

thoughts?

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>>77292202
>tfw irish great-grandparent
>if my mum had logged my birth on some foreign births directory when I was a child I could get an irish passport and comfy EU perks

>>77292761
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-18519395

>>77292740
Not just taking refugees, but unvetted large scale migration in the millions that do not intend to return home

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weeping

>>77292763
fuck off they're full

>>77292768
>http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-18519395
>says UN migration chief
ummm...

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not having any luck tonight =/

>>77292780
my family are turbocatholics, they'd be lucky to have me

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>>77292789
this is why i don't download tinder

>>77292769
they're only moving people already classed as refugees

>>77292762
doesnt affect me

im not a racist, and although im not a huge fan of mass migration its not really an emotional issue for me

my angst is just from missing my mum and missing the innocent shortsightedness of childhood

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>2 bottles of 13% wine in 3 hrs
>still sober

why?

will alcohol help my nocturnal depression

>tfw ywn exist in a 2D japanese cartoon world

>>77292714
The EU will never deport all these african boat people, we all know they are going to be allowed to stay. Every single one of them will probably file a human rights case at the ECHR which will take years to go through and governments will just give up

There were 10,000 illegal immigrants squatting at Calais last year before it was demolished, why didn't the french police arrest them for illegally entering the country? They still haven't deported them, they just moved them deeper into Paris

>>77292740
>norn might soon
Norn will never leave. They're Brits from the 1700s.
They are investing in RoI passports in record numbers, which is their right as Irish citizens. The Irony. Even the most loyal Brit still wants the option to retire to Spain or Portugal.

>>77292808
I meant the whole crisis over the last few years, not the current movement between countries now that they're already here.

been hornier than usual lately
if i see a hot girl i have to wank immediately when i get home, i can't handle it

NEED to get laid

>>77292789
my ego couldn't handle this

>>77292389
there was a lot of UK/AUSNZ trade before the EU, especially wool. when the UK joined the EU we panicked and accelerated trade pathways with the asians
but we wouldn't turn back from that now given the asian century meme, there's no incentive for us. and the 30m or so people here is hardly a tradeoff for the 500-600m people in the EU
canada is too tied to the US, if you did join some NAFTA type deal you'd become a colony of the US

Vote for Jacob Rees-mogg for president of the UK please
He's the better farage

honestly hate yanks, ignorant and idiotic people

simple as

Hunter X Hunter lads!

>>77292760
t. remoaner

>>77292855
they're deporting loads already mate, there's just a lot of them and they're trying to avoid sending back genuine refugees as well as get em out the country aha

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>>77292763
>EU perks

*stubs my toe*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink
But now I'm insecure and I care what people think

My name's Benjamin and I care what you think

I WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

WHEN OUR MOMMAS SANG US TO SLEEP WHEN WE WERE STRESSED OUT

>>77292919
give it a rub you cunt

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13463504

http://www.strawpoll.me/13463504

http://www.strawpoll.me/13463504

All these teens crying about getting older

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there must be more to life

>>77292760
Where you gonna go then? If you've ever actually lived abroad for a decent amount of time, you'd know how shit it is.

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>>77292323
>not distracting yourself with jewtube videos and documentaries as you fall asleep

are there really people in this current year who just lie there in the silent dark like some amish person and let the brain abuse them?

>>77292917
free movement is pretty cool desu
lived in spain for a year like 4 years ago just because i could

>>77292946
Hong Kong

>>77292940
there's not

>>77292830

You're an alcoholic with a massive tolerance

>>77292946
>you'd know how shit it is.
not him, but I've lived in canada for a few months and it was much better than here (apart from having to use a car more)
netherlands was pretty good too

>>77292908
They've only claimed to have deported a couple of thousand since 2015, while the same amount or more arrives by boat every month

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when i was a kid i had a blanket I called Bluey

i lost him about 10 years ago
i want Bluey now

>>77292940
Its entirely what you make of it

>>77292946
>If you've ever actually lived abroad for a decent amount of time, you'd know how shit it is.
where have you lived outside of the utterly grim and horrid UK?

>>77292947
I erm listen to podcasts about aliums and stuff

>>77292888

Good, you can do without our massive givemedats that we give Bibi each year. Truth be told you will bitch and complain and beg us to return our payments but you will have to suck trump's breadstick for another shot

Absolutely hate ungrateful zionist scum

>>77292917
yeah tbf when I first looked into this my plan was that it would make living in the UK easier if I ever moved to London but now I'd have no use for it
would still be sweet if I wanted to spend to live in ireland or spain for a bit

>>77292974
>Dude you're life is totally like what u make of it man, just get out there and make something of your life lmao!! XD

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>>77292947
i post on 4chan while i cry if that counts

>>77292972
got a few hundred thousand lined up for deportation atm, mostly to afghanistan and nigeria

>>77292955
Haven't lived there personally, but from people who have, I heard that it's basically a more cramped, mall-like version of a typical tier 1 Chinese city (which I have lived in, and did not enjoy).

>>77292888
Free Palestine then

>>77292974
what does that even mean

>>77293000
Taiwan>Hong Kong

>>77292989
>larping as countries

see

>>77292955
t. FILTH

>>77292977
>literally from the penal colony of the Empire
Fuck off, criminal scum.

hong kong is aesthetic and super kawaii

>>77293000
which city?
hong kong is very different from the mainland

>>77293015
but chinks are based

>>77293013

I'm not larping. My tax money goes directly into funding your country and paying your neighbors to play nice with you. You and your country do not deserve the money we give you and could never possibly hope to survive independently of our aid / support / alliance

used to have a large collection of teddies until i was about 12 years old

>>77292977
Get fucked abbo, I love where I live

>>77293033
t. failed in London, try Hong Kong
(no they aren't)

>>77293033
Why don't you and Canada just get a fucking room already.
jk love you lads

>>77293049
I still have a box of my bears that I keep at my dads

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>If you've ever actually lived abroad for a decent amount of time, you'd know how shit it is.

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>>77293049
this is me in 2006ish

>>77293059
I live next door to some chinks, they're much more friendly than my gook neighbours.

i have now been weeping constantly for 3 hours
i think this is a new record

>>77293049
im holding mine right now

>>77293089
chinks are gooks matey
they're terrible to live with, shutins and never clean up after themselves

>>77293043
You are pretending as if each of us is a representative or ambassador of our countries and their policies. I call that larping. It's what idiotic people on /int/ do in order to deal with others being anonymous and thus having no other identity to attack.

>>77293085
that guy could heem a thousand aussie ponces without putting his can down

>>77293012
Taiwan is just as bad as the mainland, and in some ways it can even be worse.
>constant danger of tsunami/typhoon
>ridiculous unfounded nationalism mixed with colonial Stockholm syndrome weabooism
>SJW culture becoming increasingly popular
>secret strong hatred of white people due to white-worshipping, Western-centric culture, and leftovers from Dutch/Portuguese colonialism.

No thanks.

>>77293086
post your bed

>>77293086
>not one gollywog

>>77293117
why

>>77293100
gooks = koreans
chinks = chinese

>>77293132
you posted an image of it before and it mildly amused me

>>77293097
attention craving dramatic little runtoid

>>77293102

Im striking back at your ignorant comment. You stated that you hate Americans. By your own logic we are not " a representative or ambassador of our countries and their policies"

If you didn't agree with your country or it's policies you could always emigrate but you wont because you support Zionism. It's easy to be a hypocrite eh

>>77293114
Taiwan is fun af
'Kong is underwhelming and shocking expensive.

>>77293133
yeah like I said they're all the same
(thought gooks was a generic term for asians?)

>>77293097
better out than in lad

rorkeposting (like this >>77293085) is the new fedoraposting

>>77293158
Are you referring to the girls? Because Taiwanese girls are easy mode.

>>77293155
I'm not seeing you as a representative of your country, just as an American. There is a difference. This has nothing to do with politics, but of course in typical idiotic fashion you would stir it into that direction. Get bent.