/brit/

alri

>>77287828
fuck off ulster

>>77287817
how do people eat this much for breakfast without feeling sick

ari

Why is it always fucking yanks talking about blacked? What is it with their obsession with black men and cuckolding?

ar

I just want a boyfriend, that's all, just want to feel intimacy and physical love, just kissing and cuddling

*replaces your water pipes with lead ones*

>>77287862
that's not a lot

white peoples lips be lookin like an open wound bruhh

>>77287862
its just an egg, toast and a banana
not a fry up or anything

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What do you think of this lads?

https://twitter.com/escofree/status/887072821255471104

documented my trip to london last week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7dZHyRohfo

>>77287873
*has brain damage*
*becomes statistically much more impulsive and violent*
*stabs you to death*

>>77287870
you gay?

Really want to murder someone for the fun of it

>>77287925
altered the relevant authorities of this post

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard! Vampire hunters or something. In the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself!

>>77287867
I have this theory that being 'forced' to live with them for so long and treat them as equals has warped their minds and turned them a bit weird.

>>77287917
y-yeah haha

Don't love me for fun, girl

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>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
>doesn't like London
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
>torrents old science fiction films, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
>prefers the winter time
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
>could've performed better in school, but cba.

the /virginbrit/ poster

>>77287923
The grown up in charge of the sporting event should've had her remove that necklace. Also, boys and girls should not be playing on the same field.

>>77287828
Big fan of musclely Celtic men like myself

Why are train tickets from London to Paris do fucking expensive?

>>77287903
North-Western Europeans are the pinnacle of mankind.

>>77287959
OOH AH
CANTONA

>>77287897
really vile

>>77287986
>Europeans
Fuck off

>>77287925
reported this to GCHQ

Let me be the one, girl

>>77287969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi46Yc5eJZw

>>77287983
the eurostar barely produces profit

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The wife

>>77287867
they've probably had it happen to them, poor things

>>77287980
teeny bit gay

i want an anglo bf !

>>77287897
Howling at the fact that I used to want to live in London

>>77288002
mboko

narrowly avoided a mugging on the street tonight

>>77287969
ouch

making a connection
scoping it out
establishing a contact
doing a deal

>>77287969
>lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>lives in wakefield or a city of similar size
>doesn't like London
>Only says normie ironically, but still doesn't like "normies"
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
>prefers the winter time
>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
>could've performed better in school, but cba.

me

not a virgin though

>>77287983
All those French rail workers are in powerful trade unions and are paid ridiculous wages

>>77288050
The only race worth existing is the British race

>>77288029
Are you serious? The tunnel has existed for at least 20 years and I heard the trains are full all the time. Where does all the money go then?

>>77287897
nowt wrong with that

people just need to stop messing with the mandem

>>77288049
Don't delude yourself.

Anywhere outside london is a farm.

People outside the UK don't know about any cities that isn't london here

Why are there so many criminal chavs in this country?

Social housing? Irish peasantry?

>>77288111
funnelled into banker bonuses

Literally shit myself at work today.

Love me for a reason.

>>77288093
i'm not ethnically British though!

>>77288082
alri britbong

>>77288134
Alright then pet what are you ethnically then? Don't give some smartarse answer like English

>>77288047
is this you >>76018035

>>77288117
Couldn't give a fuck

>>77288111
the tunnel isnt a simple railway the cost to keep it good is much higher

Let that reason be love.

>>77287897
you import third world people, you get third world problems
sad, but nothing will change until these types are deported

>>77288047
you have a nice bum i would bf you x

>>77288047
hi! :3

>>77288127
That's not a good look lad

>>77288148
>pet
Newcastle Sunderland detected

Ate too many carbs, can't stop shitting

Doing a cheeky mental breakdown

bonuses? love em
the bankers? fucking HATE em

really love how gentrification has fixed up london

places like hackney and stratford were actual no-go zones, now its fucking burrito shops and bike HQ offices

soon shitholes like Barking and Tottenham will be fixed up

>>77288148
german, welsh, norwegian, irish, romanian and ukrainian

don't know why my recent ancestors decided to mix so much

>>77288117
uses reddit spacing and defends London. Hmmmm very interesting post indeed.

>>77288203
Shush you

>>77288184
me on the right

>>77288047
same

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>>77288117
wholeheartedly concur with this statement
went a few miles outside of london with street view and found this MASSIVE pile of poo

love muscular men, want to lie in bed with one and just kiss him as I feel his perfectly carved and shaped body

If you detonated a large enough bomb in the channel tunnel would you flood the South of England and North of France?

J'ai une âme solitaire

oiiii

>>77288239
M'bókó

>>77288217
I'm sorry lad but you're going to have to wear a special hat/badge
It'll be a few generations of careful breeding before we can make something out of that soupy melange

>>77288189
These people have settled too much to be deported.

sinking coke zeros to try and stave off a hangover

Got a crushvon Lauren Southern

Reckon I could pull her too

Reckon she'd want my babies desu been told countless times I'd be a great dad and that I have good genes (apart from the depression I went through in my teens but that was probably just hormonal tbqh)

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are U, S, and A

>>77288217
>welsh
britain
>irish
(west) britain
>german
(proto) britain

do you think dogs would wank If they had thumbs

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>>77287969
>has ginger hair, buzzes it, occasional goes ino a barber but struggles to socialize
>wears white dress shirt with charcoal pants and a purple tie
>went to the US recently, doesn't leave Ireland often though
>lives with his parents
>has his drivers license, drives home from dublin often, stops at the enfield servie station
>doesn't like footie, prefers hockey
>lives in Ireland
>doesn't know about normies
>watches top american action films
>prefers the summer, bit could out in the winter, irish weather.
>fat
>mentally challenged so couldnt perform better in school

>>77288239
pretentious wanker

>>77288292
me on the right

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>>77288117
>he doesn't know about the southampton powerhouse

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Business idea:

Wear a black ski mask, black sunglasses, a black trench coat over a black shirt over a black vest with black techwear pants and black army boots
Go out at night
Sit on top of a glowing neon sign hanging off a 50-storey skyscraper
Smoke a blunt
Stay there forever and never sleep, eat or leave

>>77288217
are you the one that posted his picture here years ago

>>77288292
was going to post something offensive to retards but then realized it'd offend a few /brit/ posters and so i decided to refrain

>>77288262
should i best marry an english lass and make sure all my children marry english people too?

or would my messy bloodline risk contaminating good english families bloodlines?

If it wasn't for the government sanctioned smear campaign, Birmingham would be a global centre of industry right now

once recorded myself wanking and then wanked over the recording

honestly the weirdest thing you should try it

>>77288306
Absolute state

>le london

Literally everywhere I go is diverse now
I can go to a medium sized town and I will see Indians and black people

manaman runnin round tower hamlets

>>77288202
>had to sit in it for a while
>walk to toilets """""""""""without"""""""""" looking weird
>no toilet roll
>check other toilet
>no toilet roll
>have to steal napkins from the canteen
>was seen
>spend ten minutes wiping arse in toilet
>try to scrape it out of pants
>not enough napkins
>think about throwing away pants
>no bin
>wash pants in sink
>wear wet pants all day
Genuinely worst day of my life

>>77288309
yeah
my face got sharper and more defined now

still look like a yank though

>>le
well hello there reddit!

just got a snapchat from jammer

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>>77288298
giggling quietly to myself

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NEED a brown muslim gf

>>77288364
wtf why do you still post here haha how areyou lad

ribena in?

>>77288386
nah robinsons

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bitch needs to put her money where her mouth and start popping out some white babies

>>77288377
>brown
grim
>muslim
grim
>gf
GRIM

Girl with 10/10 body and 4/10 face
Or,
Girl with 9/10 face and 5/10 body

The important questions

>>77288377
excellent post

*puts credit card number in and verifies identity with voting registry*

ah can post on 4chan now. hows it foing

need to get my skull broken in half

>>77288409
>Girl with 9/10 face and 5/10 body
this

>>77288377
Why would you get a grill, even a muzzie stoned to death or have acid thrown over her?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40627847
>American police have shot dead an unarmed civilian who called them to report a noise complaint
Eh.
>Their bodycams were turned off
Of course
>It was a woman
Oh?
>It was a white woman
Ahhhh...
>It was a white foreign woman
Fuck this isnt good...
>It was a white foreign woman who was about to get married
RED ALERT RED ALERT
FUCK FUCK FUCK
PANIC

>>77288379
decent, decent. i go through spikes of /brit/ activity tbqh, used to be on here all the time back then, been on here less frequently after i became semi-normie

late-night /brit/ is still better than evening /brit/ though

>>77288289
having a think on the series of decisions that led to this post

>>77288409
>Girl with 10/10 body and 4/10 face
short term
>Girl with 9/10 face and 5/10 body
long term

>>77288409
whats a 5/10 and 10/10 body though? if you like them thin and small boobs and ass then its not 5/10

>>77288409
a good face is all i care about

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=890_1500314903

me doing an enormous gigantic shit

>>77288409
>Girl with 9/10 face and 5/10 body

dis one

>>77288435
the cop is unironically called mohamed

>>77288449
kev can you take this r/incel shite out of here and to r9k thanks sweety x

>>77288409
Girl with 3/10 face and 2/10 body but willingly makes eye contact

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ

>>77288469
think ill give this one a miss x

>>77288446
slut

all i wanna do is to be with you

>>77288449
what happened lad x

>>77288475
why are you posting with the clover

>>77288449
Alri Kev

>>77288485
virgin

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>>77288449
When will you just fucking admit you're gay lad?

>>77288409
The former.
Nice face and munter body gets old really fast.
Don't look at the fireplace when you're poking the fire son.

>>77288504
*turns the clover off*

>>77288409
get the pretty girl and stick her on a diet of kale and cum till she for a 10/10 body
then feed her even more cum

>>77288217
love you white nationalist mutts
runts

If someone from the stone age travelled to the modern day they would think we were all a complete bunch of faggots.

What do you mean?
When you nod your head yes
But you wanna say no
What do you mean?

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lads
i'm too handsome and i don't like the attention
i just want to be ignored but women keep perusing me

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>>77288511
nowt wrong

distinct lack of timmy posting here tonight

>>77288535
really wish i was pure-blooded something

>>77288545
alri kev what you doing in america

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>>77288538
>If someone from the stone age travelled to the modern day they would think we were all a complete bunch of faggots.

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terrorism selfie... in my rented plane in new york city..... 11/9/2001..... swipe down

need the ol' sphincter stretched methinks

distinct lack of tummy posting here tonight

>>77288521
5/10 isnt a munter body, it is just meh.

>>77288584
props to whoever made that one

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>>77288557

>>77288538
nah

>>77288193
>>77288201
>>77288227

BE MY BF
>>77288153

can't see, delet post

>>77288581
they would though, no way we could survive their life

>>77288564
just a reminder that NONE of you here will ever do this

:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdiRz9xVlhQ

choon

>>77288521
>>77288605
define a munter body though

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>>77288435
yankistan is literally africa-tier lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

>>77288564
good post

>>77288622
turn that frown upside down

>>77288618
bicycles

>>77288478
It gets creepy after a while when bitches start staring you out as they walk past
Always thinking, have I got something on my face or are they just psycho murderers

>>77288620
do what exactly

>>77288620
have sex on the stairs?
nah mate, prefer it on the bed

>>77288435
Huh I wonder if we'll see this on Reddit....

>>77288640
):

How old do you have to be to join the armed forces in the UK?

>>77288618
Percentage of atheists

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-17/australian-healthcare-ranked-second-best-in-developed-world/8716326

c:
feels good

>>77288608
>>77288557
hes been out getting his car, first time hes been out the house in months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NViHxVMHb58

>>77288616
I think their fucking heads would explode at how advanced and alien everything is.

>>77288618
hmm
czechia, poland, sweden, east asia
irreligiousness

Would you be disappointed if your son turned out gay?

>>77288620
post a webm? done it loads of times mate

>>77288665
16

>>77288665
16 I believe

>>77288679
yes

but if I had a lesbian daughter, I'd be fine with it

>>77288679
only child? yes

not? couldn't care

>>77288683
kek

>>77288613
it should take you to the archive

>>77288677
Correct

>>77288669
meant people posting about him/ pics of him lad

>>77288613
*fucks you with my big anglo willy*

>>77288569
i'm serious
i was at the doctor's today and i made the nurse so nervous she tripped over a chair
i was just being nice but she was swooning hard

>>77288679
i literally couldnt care less

>>77288665
16 but you need parental permission
otherwise you have to wait until 18

>>77288679
no, im gay myself so idk why i would be

>>77288674
true

>>77288628
some skinny fat disaster with saggy chebs and a belly that flops down and around when you fuck

i reckon id just call it a night if i had that on top of me

>>77288679
going to get myself a catholic wife so i can have at least 6 kids

if one of those turns out gay but the rest are straight, i'll be alri

would disown a tranny child though

>>77288710
she's tired of poo

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>>77288710
but why

there ain't much difference between a nigger and a donkey, about as much difference between an ape and a monkey

>>77288701
*takes you to the archive and bums you*

>>77288613
what kind of boys do you like?
:o

>>77288679
homosexuality is pathological
if that were the case his mum would be to blame
me? dont care

>>77288679
could not give a shite

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at what point did this seem like a good idea?

>>77288738
indian guys are disgusting senpai why do you think

>>77288679
Depends if it was male or female
Don't want one of those camp af male ones that mince about, I'd disown it

Yeah thats true. The sex she gives Tyrone is just raw brutal animalistic pounding that doesnt mean anything and is just for physical pleasure. Thats why shes able to fuck him 8 times a week and you only once every 8 months. The times with you are special and require lots of non sex time in between to keep it special.

>>77288727
i like saggy tits though

http://tvitand2.tumblr.com/archive

>>77288756
fuck

>>77288775
Drop the proxy cowboy

>>77288679
as long as he's happy i'm fine

>>77288765
>i'd disown it
>it

grow up

>>77288748
*throws acid in your baby mum's face*

>>77288762
yea but she's indian too

>>77288776
grim as fuck mate delete this

>>77288788
it's haitiANO

i'm the second swede

>>77288776
grim mate

>>77288756
wish it was my bollocks

>>77288756
>hosted on bestgore.com
no thanks mate xx

>>77288409
8/10 face and 6/10 body

or 7/10 body and face

I'm not straight, but I would avoid girls without tits or ass, especially girls with flat butts

>>77288756
Nah second I saw a little "bestgore" popup I closed the tab

Someone tell me did his bollocks get smashed

>>77288795
girls can pick and choose lad

im a 6ft white guy and i would gf a qt poointheloo instantly and so would many others

>>77288738
indians are apparently really racist to other regional indians and they consider the most attractive men and women to be "light skinned xyz"

I go to the gym with my wife, as a couples hobby. She drives her own car though, and always leaves earlier or later than me.
We haven't had sex in ages, but she tells me rarity makes it more special, and that if I got it all the time, I wouldn't value sex.

viceland just showed some cowboy bebop

respek

>>77288679
Not really.
Although I have a gay mate whose brother, older by several years was gay and would take the younger lad to clubs. Both swear it's genetic. Parents are distraught.

>>77288824
pussy

>>77288824
no just his head

>>77288822
answer me >:^[

get a bit insecure when me and the gf (7.5/10 and 6.5/10 respectively) pass a superior couple who are both clearly 8/10s or higher

>>77288824
>>77288817
post fanny

>>77288776
dire

>>77288856
font

when's 190kg going to come out as gay?

>live next to a major train line
JUST

gf fucked herself right in the pussy with a vibrator on webcam for me earlier

>>77288881
on the bright side you could murder someone and put their body on top of the train so nobody knows where the murder happened

>>77288749
cute and manly

reminder 190kg is an autistic runtoid who cant even talk to the barber and spends all day posting his fantasies here

Guy with 10/10 body and face but 4" penis
Or,
Guy with 4/10 face and body bit 8" penis

As a dude I actually dumped the hottest girl I ever dated. Why? I didn't have anything in common with her. She was nice actually.. and really liked me. But I just didn't find her interesting enough. Got boring.

>>77288894
alri

>pass a couple
>both the man and woman are taller than me

Ah the joys of being 5'9

>>77288881
*demolishes your house*

bf fucked herself right in the arsehole with a vibrator on webcam for me earlier

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>As a dude I actually dumped the hottest girl I ever dated. Why? I didn't have anything in common with her. She was nice actually.. and really liked me. But I just didn't find her interesting enough. Got boring.

wish i could be murdered

>>77288888
checked and bullshit

>>77288900
alri kev what you doing in sweden mate

>>77288896
do you like the london bender?

>>77288888
very nice

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>>77288706

*moans*
*tehees*

>>77288701

*archives*

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post 10/10 men

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Toil begins in 5 hours 25 minutes

>>77288899
The first one, not even difficult.

An 8" penis is too big for easy/fun casual sex, and 4" isnt that small

If it was 7" vs 3" then it would be a lot more tricky to figure out

>>77288912
>>77288856
crowds of chads i can deal with
goggles of staceys i can deal with

but when a chad and a stacey couple up and walk around in public flaunting their superiority, i feel like such a turborunt

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>>77288931
context?

>>77288940
fuck off faggot

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>>77288940

Who would win in a fight, Kev or Tim?

>>77288897
hate talking to barbers, they get to personal and I have to keep switching up which barber I use just because they think I'm best mates with them
like just cur my hair mate

190 children mutilated

>>77288931
butthole clenched at that dig

Henry are ye here

are most STD's treatable if you go to the doctor as soon as you start having symptoms?

>>77288973
hm?

>>77288931
howling

>>77288931
Funniest thing I've seen in a while

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>>77288931
what happening here???
>>77288940
i win

>>77288986
most of them yes

>>77288931
kino

Olivia off of babe-station is so peng

>>77288899
8" is getting to a point of pain and difficulty for the girl. id take option A, because dick size is always how big the girl wants it to be and not how big it is

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>>77288996
too thicc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NViHxVMHb58

imagine if you saw this weirdo walking round the park

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>>77288940

Gonna fuck a brit in the arse

>>77288986
Nope.
Some mean lifelong prevention of symptoms.

>>77289013
Looks like a better version of me desu

>NOT watching hannah on studio 66
state

>>77288899
depends if the former was willing go down on you till you came or not
but anything between like 4-6" is generally what I prefer as long as it has some thickness

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>>77288931
i spat my soda desu


>>77288940

chris pratt is a 10/10 in my heart

feel pretty sick lads
coke zero is doing nothing

>>77288996
Joseph Gordon Levitt got fucking buff and hairy
>>77289021
m-me first x

>>77288986
depends what it is

>>77289013
i could've looked like this if i didn't inherit my dad's fucking stupid turned up nose

One of my best friends is about to become a psychoanalyst and he always complains about his female coworkers, they are either the biggest bitches ever, behave like they are 12 years old, have more mental issues than their clients or have so many fuckbuddies you can't count them. If you want a therapist, get a male one.

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decided to become an anarcho-feminist

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>>77289013
what do you think about this?
still too bulky?

>>77289026
>>77289045
newcunts

>>77288986
everything can be cured but aids

>>77289052
honestly convinced women have the brains of children sometimes

>>77289062
that's what they want you to think

>>77289047
I had a therapist called Dr Matthew Evans, he was great
would recommend

>>77289047
know a lad who fucked his head doctor

>>77289072

nonce

>>77289055
shouldn't have skipped legday

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>>77288940
here you go lad

>>77287865
>>77287865
>>77287865
migrate
>>77287865
>>77287865
>>77287865

>>77289024
I mean, when you contract something you have it forever. Hepatitis is one.

>>77289055
who's that semen demon ?

>>77289055
BIG
AUSSIE
WILLY