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anime

>>77282570
kek i did this

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preemptive post as a reminder

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>>77282646
pokemon

>>77282654
umm thats not how the gimmick works sweaty x

these fucking normies talkinga bout tinder and checking online profiles fuck me

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>he doesn't own his handset outright with a top notch 1month rolling SIM only contract

positively screeching at the thought of the 24 month contract cucks ITT right this second

mfw an east london boy is having acid thrown in his face at this very moment

I love the idea of paying for sex

I love the idea of having sex

shan't be watching this normie tripe on channel 4

>>77282673
umm....don't care sweaty xx

>>77282566
nobody should be visiting that degenerate hovel anyway

I love the idea of paying for sex robots

not rly sure why showing is trying to act like prefering one race over anotehr for dating is racist lol,

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only thing i get from mcdonalds or burger king are mayo-chickens or king-chickens respectively.

been meanign to do an indepth comparison of the two options. the chicken at maccy Ds is more like a malletted breast, whereas the BK one seems to be like a sort of nugget like disk (with a bit of dark chicken meat in it).

the maccy D mayo is sort of sweeter and fresher tasting, whilst the BK one has a bit more of a mustardy taste.

maccy D bun is really good, steamed bun. BK one is toasted and has sesame seeds on it but always comes out a bit doughy.

lettuce is the same between them

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>>77282468
yeah

>>77282694
but i've got a 12 month contract

>>77282652
loved when the cops would chase you and you'd lead them to the pier and knock them into the sea haha

>>77282603
Is that Littlefinger?

The next 4 posters ITT to put "A" in the name field of their comment are entered into this thread's edition of /brit/ poker (I am player 1/5).

The last 5 digits of each player's post number will be played against those of the other players, like hands of poker. For example OP's number 82603 is 8 high. >>77282668 has two pair (82668: 6s and 8s).

"A" in the name field of your comment to play...

fucking neighbours won't turn their shitty runting normalbox television down

this jordan guy is so fucking deano it's unbeliveable

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this show on channel 4 is making me sick i cant believe people are so racist

when i was younger i thought britain was a great country with great history

now i realise that it's a craphole full of retards living in a past they have no actual memories of

>>77282859
NEED a southern yank mulatto gf

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>>77282789
When I'm pissed I usually buy 4 double cheeseburgers and between two and 6 mayo chickens

>>77282882
>full house
Fuck you

4chan poker seems autistic a f

consider me in tho

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>>77282859
>>77282887

not a fan of how this c4 show is trying to make us be racist for prefering to date whites lmao, get off your fucking high horse might as well say not wanting to date a midget means u are shortist

>>77282911
You have to put "A" in your name field. No tripfags allowed.

giving the poker a go

>>77282944
actually this isnt all that bad, it just makes me feel even more superior for being in a interracial relationship

>>77282944
>in the future black people will be able to rape white women because refusing to consent will be considered racist

whatever then

>>77282668
wait a minute

that's not Misty

>>77282911
>>77282989
whats this poker youre on about kev

>>77282882
>now i realise that it's a craphole full of retards living in a past they have no actual memories of

>When you've just turned 17 and you start to opine on life

I remember too mate

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>>77283020
misty died. new girl arrived

>>77283088
she looks underage

>>77283071
ahh yes retard that says 19th century britain had a higher quality of life than today is back

>>77283138
that's not him, that's me and I'm just talking about architecture

http://www.theleague.com/
who else just passed the test to get in?

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>>77283179

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humm

>>77283217
Well they had no horses

alri

>>77282603
more like BIGfinger haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGMo-pwNJrM

Feeling sorry for myself.
I know people have it much worse off than me
But still

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTTTT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ-27rdwJPs

bound 4 da bound bound 4 da reload

where the fuck is everyone

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ7Sp-33YYI

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>>77283311
I haven't ever watched a sargon video in my life, but 25 minutes is pretty indulgent for a roundup of things that have happened in a week
shall not be watching

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgFPjuuk4Kk

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... picture with the oxford gf ... 17 july 2017 ...

Eating honey glazed smoked mackerel with bernaise sauce on toast

Eat more fish lads

just knobbed me cat lol (as a joke)

>>77283475
hmmmmmmmmmm

back of neck's got sunburn

>>77283475
it's almost like asian girls were meant for white cock and asian males arent supposed to reproduce

>>77283472
oh this can't be real
*checks tims twitter*
oh
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/887046970606579712

can you lot keep it down I'm trying to sleep

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>>77283472
the gift that keeps on giving

>>77283468
>>77283389
garage manna locked in hol tite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljz9XYbXsUs

>>77283472
is tim on tour?

>>77282836
it's CIA

>>77283516
>girls

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>>77283475
the good old days

>>77283472
phwoarr

>>77283423
he's monumentally uninformed too

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succumbed to lunch again

tim vs kev

who wins?

Imagine being the guy that first posted tim here and started this madness

just woke up. how do i fix my sleep schedule?

>>77283620
grim

C'mon lads.

see >>77282850

We just need one more player, then I can wrap this up and get my supper.

>>77283620
stay up all night

>>77283620
stay up and go to sleep around 8pm

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7Hyk14s0g

>>77283620
Get a job

>>77283614
imagine being Tim and starting this madness

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_the_United_Kingdom

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love these memes
simple as

the late 19th century was probably the peak of European civilisation

everywhere you look, Continental Europe, the British Empire, the United States, things are looking up

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

>>77283614
tim has a deep origin story.

>/brit/ finds tim through /r9k/
>/r9k/ finds tim through reviewbrah
>reviewbrah finds tim through joe rogan
>joe rogan discovers tim through a guest on his show who found and tweeted a tim video

would be cool to find the tweet

reminder that i have a masters from a rustler and only make 21k a year

>>77283672
america was a bit shit

>>77283472
man this photo is amazinfg between the atrocious exposure that makes it look photoshopped, to his pose, to the girl clearly scared to shit what this trange poorly dresed man is up to, complete with the fucking camera being on the fucking ground wwith all the dirt

chun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMJfylwzgy8

>>77283598
horrendous accent too

>>77283672
nah that globalist shit could only lead to this world we have today

>>77283702
after the civil war was when America started to get rich as fuck though

Spent all day thinking about edgelord thoughts and then saw a very cute 20ish girl out shopping with a bloke who must have been her dad. Caught her looking at me a couple of times and both times she held eye contact and smiled

Can't stop thinking about it now lads, absolutely pathetic I feel like a right runt

>>77283533
jesus christ, this is new ground desu never see him do anything creepy like this with an underage girl before

everyone in oxford is reddit

>>77283672
nobody had advanced tech like now. no internet. no womens emancipation. bad medical care. how on earth was it the pinnacle? idiot

>>77283472
Who did he get to take the pic?

nothing wrong with reddit

Got to the hotel and the door opened with Megan behind the door, got into the dimly lit room, we embraced and I squeezed her lovely bum, only then did I relise she was naked from the waste down. Now thats what I call a good start to a date! Paperwork sorted and clothes disgadrded I got to work on those loveley ample ,natural breasts. Megan loves having them sucked hard ,so I obliged with my own version of deep-throat, I could feel her errect nipples against the backof my throat, whist I gently stroked her clit. Now for some serious oral, Megan was impressed by my size, and took full advantage of it taking my whole length pneumatic blliss! On with the cover and Megan mounted me cowgirl style, I pounded away, and I was even able to suck those ample breasts whilst shagging her, no wonder my back aches today! I shagged away mercilessly until the inevitable explosion. Megan is so hot I never got o doggy or mish, that leaves something for next Time! She has a loveley smile, sparkling personallity and is really easy to get along with. Lucky for me she likes older men.

>>77283752
moosey

DOCTOR ZAIUS!
DOCTOR ZAUIS!

>>77283747
>the most intelligent people in the UK are reddit
maybe they're onto something

nothing wrong with oxford

>>77283693
Who was the guest??

>>77283693
WHO was the guest??

>>77283775
gonna give this one a miss x

>>77283695
>Its impossible to write HTML to scare a bunch of children/manchildren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4

>>77282652
if"ve been drinjinking 3-5 beers evry single day fot y=he past two weeks to no illl effect whatefver

alcohiolism is a meme

>>77283672
things were pretty bad in spain, portugal, the balkans, poland, turkey, ireland

>>77283775
could have added a good bollock post to the end of that

>>77283702
America was already a superpower by that time

>>77283781
I HATE EVERY APE I SEE
FROM CHIMPAN A
TO CHIMPAN ZEE

>>77283794
>>77283796
what is this reference

>>77283748
you're confusing modern technological and medical comforts with civilisational greatness

>womens emancipation
gr8 b8 m8

reminder to never trust women
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4701776/Man-handed-175-000-ordered-ex-wife-100-000.html

>>77283796
>>77283794
Woah

Why exactly did we ever let the yanks off again?

>>77283752
scoochey bear

>>77283807
*I've

>>77283794
>>77283796
duno. only ever heard a clip of the podcast in which a tim video is played.

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>>77283748
>nobody had advanced tech like now. no internet. no womens emancipation. bad medical care. how on earth was it the pinnacle? idiot

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>attendance at my place of employment is expected upon hearing the song of the morning-bird

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>>77283737
iktf
>without anxiety I could have fucked ANY ONE of these ages ago

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oh fug

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>>77283807

woah slow down there cowboy, 2 whole weeks!

plot twist: Tim posted here first and started this madness

>>77283861
Cornfed

any Hastings man in

>>77283880
but he wasnt discovered by 4chan.

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>>77283853
another day another dollar hehe

>>77283737
can even remember what she looked like, shoulder length blondish hair, blue eyes and a few freckles, about 5'8 or so. Very cute smile. Easily 8.5/10 if you're a 'dora who rates women. How do I forget about this lads? I don't like it at all, I will never even see her again

>>77283861
grim

i wonder what time smells like

>>77283924
wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff

>>77283924
old obscure gimmick

one time use only lad sorry

>>77283924
dust

got jessica rose on facebook

>>77283861
I'd let her sit on my face truth be told

taxation is theft.

>>77283947
POST THEM

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>>77283924

Read Tertium Organum: The Third Canon of Thought

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What are they so keenly focused on?

Huffed some massive balloons earlier and lost my nut

>>77283853
Have not come to work on time since January. Usually come in an hour or two late. Today I came in at 2pm. No one gave a fuck.

Have also received a raise, a promotion, and a £7,500 bonus since the start of the year.

>>77283855
3 girls were interested in me at school, at uni one literally invited herself over one evening and I'm fairly sure a couple more showed signs of being up for it

And I'm a kissless virgin hahahahaha

where can I meet random people just to go for some pints with?

>>77283980
imagine having a sister like this

>>77283986
my boss also does not give a flying fuck if i come at 10:30 and leave at about 4:30.

i usually come in at 9:20-30 and leave at 4:45 though.

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>Have not come to work on time since January. Usually come in an hour or two late. Today I came in at 2pm. No one gave a fuck.

>Have also received a raise, a promotion, and a £7,500 bonus since the start of the year.

>>77283981
Who was more /r9k/, Hitler or Goebbels?

>>77282603
you think he made room for her in his plane?

>>77283986
here's your (you)

What do you do lad and how old are you?

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The yields of proper diet and exercise

>>77283999
pintsmen.com

>>77283993
FONT

what internet browser do you lads use? need to get away from the google jew

Why is the nose always slightly greasy?

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This channel 4 dating show is so progressive!

>>77284038
mozilla

which is also shit because it uses too much memory randomly

>>77284032
Microfluidics engineer and I'm 28.

>>77284037
normals are not 23 year old virgins who have never had a gf my man

>>77283999
... the pub

>>77284055
its making me ashamed to be white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
*wakes up from coma*
*sees my hand is missing*
*and now I have a horn*
fucking hell lads

>be me in high school with a girlfriend
>had a neighbor I was friends with (female)
>she invites me over to her house
>she's there with two of her friends (girl) and her other friend (gay guy)
>we somehow start playing truth or dare
>the game turns in to me taking them one of one into the closet and making out with them
>the gay guy says he wants a turn
>one girl says she'll make out again if I kiss him
>he kisses me on the check
>girlfriend heres about this (the gay guy was one of her good friends)
>she throws homosexual accusations against me before breaking up

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https://streamable.com/haxxv

>>77284071
>>77283986
Also I know the last time I came to work on time was in January because that's the last time I've had a meeting at 9am.

tfw the UK isn't one of those countries where you can just talk to randomers out of the blue

its impossible to make friends in this country.

>>77284092
Why? It's proving that being white is the most preferable race!

>>77283907
how was tim discovered by /brit/ anyway? i remember clicking on an embed a few months ago and thats how i found out about him

>>77284074
>girls intersted in you at school
>coming to your room
>girls interacting with you and showing signs

fuck off you neurotypical fuck

>>77283880
think it began with the rogan podcast where he had on that husband and wife comedy duo who show him various weird shit they found on youtube and they played him a clip of tim reciting Hey Jude

how they came across that video is anyone's guess though. hear references to reviewbrah posting on his vids but am pretty sure he found it after the fact through browsing /int/

is purposely drifting off from your mates a good idea? feel like I don't have anything in common with them any more

am 19 now so I do have time to find another group of friends I'm sure

>>77284140
see
>>77283693

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>>77284106
very fond of that song

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>>77283981
a future glimpse of berlin, may 1945

>>77284112
won't be reading this

>>77284146
What uni?

>>77284150
oh now i remember that joe rogan video, someone posted it but it was without context

>>77283999

meetup.com

>>77284143
>the rogan podcast where he had on that husband and wife comedy duo who... played him a clip of tim reciting Hey Jude
WHAT?

shit, accidentally (you)d the yank

still can't stop thinking about the cute girl in the shop how do I make it stop ???

>>77283999
/soc/

>>77284146
I've done this with every group of friends i've made since primary school.

therefore i've spetn more of my life without friends than with them. i don't really regret it that much, because i do prefer my own company - but still a bit sad when you think about what friends are good for (like if you needed help moving houses or if you wanted a base through which to meet women)

Neoliberalism was developed in 1938 as a response to rising totalitarianism in the forms of fascism and communism. The goal was to revive liberalism while addressing the failures of both laissez-faire capitalism and centrally planned economies. What was sketched out was a modernized liberalism with an active but limited state to maintain free enterprise and a basic welfare.

Neoliberals understand that free-market capitalism creates unparalleled growth, opportunity, and innovation, but may fail to allocate wealth efficiently or fairly. Therefore, the state serves vital roles in correcting market failure, ensuring a minimum standard of living, and conducting monetary policy. At the same time, the state should pursue these goals with minimal interference and under the check of inclusive institutions to free it from the influence of corporations, unions, and other special interests.

We believe public policies should be evaluated on how well they achieve their goals. We strive to avoid the failures of collectivists who employ means that are fundamentally inconsistent with the egalitarian ends they seek to attain. For this reason, we support empirical, pragmatic policy grounded in economics. Neoliberals also support classical liberal values such as freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press (to name a few)

Neoliberals are flexible in their policy prescriptions but are unified in their support for lowering barriers on trade and immigration while also supporting a tax on carbon emissions. We do not all subscribe to a single comprehensive ideology but instead find common ground in liberal priors. Differences within our views often come down to how much redistribution is appropriate and what empirical burden is needed to justify state action.

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muslim american policeman shoots dead australian white woman

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40627847

>lefties faces when

THIS THREAD'S 5 /brit/poker PLAYERS ("A" in the name field):

1. >>77282850
82850: one pair (8s)

2. >>77282882
82882: full house (8s over 2s)

3. >>77282982
82982: two pair (8s + 2s)

4. >>77283088
83088: three of a kind (8s)

5. >>77284200
84200: one pair (0s)

>>77282882 WIN
>>77282882 WIN
>>77282882 WIN

That concludes /brit/poker for this thread.

>>77284184
not in uni yet, redoing my A levels. Most of my mates dropped out of A levels and have just been spending their time working, travelling and doing drugs

>>77284252
grim
make new friends if you want there's no need to go out of your way to burn bridges

>>77284126
My gf does this sometimes especially with other Indians

>>77284247
reddit

the best form of government is no government

you CANNOT prove me wrong so don't even try

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1dUDzBdnmI

Don't forget to Check Up On It /brit/

>>77284241
read every single word of this

ROARING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NViHxVMHb58

>>77284252
You going to uni in September?

>>77284273
Don't be a sore loser Anon.

Need help listing the various plights upon humanity lads. I have the following so far:

Crime, disease, corruptions, The city of Bristol, salespeople, Nihilism, Hollywood executives, child soldiers and Nerds who obsess over things that ultimately don't matter

>>77284235
Exactly same here desu mate

Start to pick up mates who stick around after a while though. Got one good mate from school who's still a good mate because he doesn't give a shit if we don't speak for a year and then I call to see if he wants to go for a pint. Met another mate like that at one of my old jobs. None of us are very social people.

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The basic manifesto of the "Far Right":


• That "liberty, equality, fraternity" is the doctrine of selfishness and individualism. It needs to be replaced by “freedom, justice and solidarity” for a socially just and healthy nation.

• That the Family, Community and Nation have priority over the self serving interests of profit and materialism.

• That Self Sacrifice and Service to the community are placed before the interests of personal greed and financial enrichment.

• That our history, our culture, our faith, and our values define who we are. We are not rootless cosmopolitan work units and consumers, where our culture and identity is to be destroyed by the financial and ideological interests of international finance.

• That money is simply a means of exchange for work done - it is not a commodity to be traded for profit at the expense of the family and the nation.

• That houses and land are legacies to be passed to our children - they are not commodities to be traded for personal enrichment in the endless pursuit of wealth.

• That we manufacture and create products with craftsmanship and pride. We regard "consumerism" as a waste of human labour and the planets resources.

• That we have a duty to protect and preserve our environment and all animals. We oppose the killing of, and cruelty to, animals for sport, entertainment, and religious ritual.

• That access to good healthcare and education is the right of all members of the community - not the privileged few.

• That both Capitalism and Marxism are socially divisive materialist doctrines - both are solely concerned about the acquisition and distribution of property and wealth.

>>77284272
alri panjeet

>>77284305
tfw no gf

>>77284241
Go read the innagural address of theodore roosevelt

>>77284267
just not making an effort to organise meeting up with them tbqh, and they're not making an effort to get me to come out, so I guess it works okay

have a CORKER of a post lined up but not posting it until the next thread

>>77284275
When there is no governement, who do I blame for being a failure then?

>>77284326
going to bed at the end of this one and I'm glad I won't have to read it

>>77284292
September 2018. I redid A levels from the very beginning

I'm now the 19 year old surrounded by 17 year olds lmao, runt life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJginDfA7U

Jesus fucking christ

>>77284305
famine, north wales etc

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>>77284285
he has completely and totally lost it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E

>>77284376
who the fuck even watches this shite anymore

>>77284357
guarantee you aren't, we both know it

>>77284285
did i miss the interesting part of this vid?

don't feel any different from when I was 18, except now I'm 24 and have a decent job, live on my own and have a car. Glad I shall never be an adult.

>>77284200
haven't seen it myself but have seen stills posted here and apparently if you look at tims video page the Hey Jude video in question has several thousand views whereas all the others before and after have hardly any

it really did happen though. just the lead-in to that is the big question mark really

>>77284376
don't care. if you're watching television in the first instance you're too far gone to begin with.

>>77284376
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77284311
Hate weebs love Indian girls simple as

>>77284449
Fucking hell too early

>>77284373
I redid my AS, know that feel. Are you bright?

@77284449

get 'im janny

>>77284449
fuck off

>>77284285
good to see him out and about

>>77284449
LITERALLY 100 posts early

shall be flagging this to the janitor posthaste

>>77284472
>>77284373
am also retaking A levels lol

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Did that anon say why Tim's wife left him?
got a theory lads

>>77284376
>so was Jesus
Are they implying Jesus was black or some shit? He came from a family that had red hair and red faces. Pretty sure like half the apostles were Greeks too. Wouldn't be surprised if Jesus looked Greek

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>>77284502
there is no janitor anymore

>>77284449
Wow, very keen to be the OP, you, aren't you? Not taking any chances on someone else getting that prestigious honour, eh?

There's just one thing...
*opens up flip phone and lifts it to mouth*
Jandrew? You may proceed with operation TakeDown.

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>>77284550
>caralad finally necked himself

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Ah yes, the girl who superliked me

Mmmm

PUT A DONK ON IT!

>>77284472
Relatively, I fit the cliche of "smart but lazy" which is frustrating for all involved. Basically just need to put in a lot of effort for the next year I guess

>>77284550
Nice dad bod

>>77284605
>I fit the cliche of "smart but lazy"
There's no such thing. If you were smart, you wouldn't be lazy. end of story. Trust me, no one thinks your "smart but lazy". They just think youre lazy

>>77284376
that's even worse than I thought

>>77284550
grim

>>77284632
Yes it does exist you cretin

I had a friend destined for Oxbridge, laziness prevailed and he's drifting about now

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>>77284550
bloke with really bad gyno

>>77284584
what is a health insurance specialist

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Just bought a Jaguar XKSS

>>77284632
>If you were smart, you wouldn't be lazy
Intelligence and conscientiousness are two distinct traits. It's entirely possible to have one without the other, and I think most people recognise that.

>>77284632
I have the potential to do well though

>>77284376

fucking christ

>>77284550
disgusting

>>77284651
>I had a friend destined for Oxbridge, laziness prevailed and he's drifting about now
real talk if he was smarter he would have made it unless he decided not to, i was "lazy but smart" so i was too stupid to get into oxbridge but good enough to get in top 10 without doing any work other than essentially turning up

>>77284651
Then he's a dumbass and not smart. What's with you numale millenials?

>>77284660
probably insurance sales

This channel 4 racist love programme is bollocks. Now it's bad to have preferences? Lmao

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so the twitter lot are going apeshit because someone cast in aladdin is half white, half indian, and not arabic.

yet they all want a gay black vegan james bond and an islamic william the conqueror, african socrates and argentinian Henry VIII

>>77284664
I'll suck your cock if you take me for a drive in that

>>77284700
yeh agreed what a joke, not as if i discount bc of race i just prefer (from experience of looking at them all lol) how white women look not my fault i'm not into fucking rounded faces of most asians

>>77284679
Oh fuck off you autistic cunt

>LE I DIDNT REVISE I JUST RELAXED AND GOT 4 A*s AND NOW I GO TO DURHAM XDDD YOUR RETARDED

extremely good edition

>>77284700

and they say cultural marxism isn't real

we're 10 years away from having state enforced gay interracial blowjob quotas

>>77284728
stop projecting you retard

if you are smart you get x
if you are smarter you get 2x
if you are super smart you get 3x

and so on fucking doesn't matter how much u study people are just different you fucking retard

>>77283945
jess shears?

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>>77284692
>salespeople are now referring to themselves as "specialists" in order to sell themselves to prospective lovers

>yank posts bait
>people respond
just part and parcel of posting online

>>77284715
>>77284700
>cultural marxism isn't rea-

>>77284584

even this hog will get 25 matches a day

new thread laddos

>>77284775
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>>77284775

new thread laddos

>>77284775
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>>77284775

new thread laddos

>>77284775
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>>77284775

new thread laddos

>>77284775
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>>77284775

Actually respect Ross Kemp as a journalist desu

Gonna keep posting here no matter how many links the shit-thread spammer spams

>>77284728
>>77284759
Doesn't really matter as long as you get into a Russell Group, then employers will throw your CV into the bin with slightly more reconsideration.

>>77284792
fuck off

>>77284700
watching this now
only like white lads, not racist just the way it is

>dae le lazy but smart???

"Underachiever" is a synonym for "dim and idle"

channel 4 is run by a jewish dude called abraham something

Nobody studied for mocks, most people did shit, but I got the best mark in every mock.
Most people studied for the actual exam, I hardly did, and I did shit in A levels but the people who studied did well.

Think there might be something to this whole "revising" thing.

>>77284792
caught in the filter you autist

lazy but smart here

im unironically le lazy but not that smart

>>77284852
no shit, thing is though lad there are some people who can do no revision and get a C, then some who can do no revision and get a B, and then some who can do no revision and get an A. Had one teacher who claimed he had a student who had more or less an eidetic memory (still sceptical of this claim but i don't doubt that he encountered a phenomenal individual) who just turned up to class and then exams and would get full marks, no extra effort put in at all.

I may be lazy and mildly intelligent but I don't expect anyone to pity me.

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>>77284700
>channel 4 made a bad program
hmm yes very shocking

>tfw hard working but stupid

feels bad

>>77284902
thats called autism/aspergers

lazy and stupid here

bored again

not lazy and smart here

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>>77284956
is this you?

>>77282603

>>77284980
play agar.io

>>77285009
looks stupid

>>77284959

tfw aspie but can only remember dates and figures

>>77284902
met one person with a eidetic memory in my life
he got very angry when I called him a he.

person with an unusual mind has mental problems, fancy that

>>77284995
don't get people like that

>>77284995
>former marine
>doesn't have VA healthcare
confirmed for fake

lazy intelligent and nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour

>>77285046
personally I don't think it exists, yes u get some people with strange asperbergs like stuff with dates or numbers but actual eidetic (i.e. photographic) memory i don't think exists

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>>77283843

>>77285095
post fucking machines

>>77285095
fucking machines
go

>>77285095
pfm

>>77285095
POST FUCKING MACHINES

SEETHING

BOOM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahah

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HE'S HEEEEEEEEERE
THE UNPAID CUSTODIAN

HE'S HERE

good

oh he is not happy

not one bit at all

HE HAS BEEN SUMMONED

>going to Oxford/Cambridge

Deano

this enforcement is sure to last

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dly6p4Fu5TE

nut status: done in

>>77285780
I'm graduated now, but I was one of the only Deano's in my college at Cambridge, mostly Tarquins

Who has posted about Cambridge here?

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HIS NUT HAS BEEN DONE IN
HE IS ABSOLUTELY FUMING

>>77285849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=204RpkonU-s

based janny
kys early posters

>breathing

Hello deano

>>77285849

oh she's been around the block a few times

>>77285842
Drank doesn't go oxbridge. He doesn't even usually go to uni. If he were to go to a uni it would likely be an ex polly and he would come out of it with a 2-2 in buisnnes studies or sports science

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>>77284428
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>>77284428
recycle

hesitate to imagine the state of jannys nut right now

>>77285909
i love how everyone spergs out when he makes his presence known. like rattling runt cages

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>>77282603

he probably couldn't get a white girl as hot as that black girl(considering he's a old dude) so he chose that black girl. any rational person would desu

i would want to have a black gf just to piss off pro-black males. It would give me satisfaction knowing i am cucking their race every time i plow her pussy

KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (C'MON!)