/brit/

america

actually fuck off with these early threads

whatever happened to the janny

http://uk.businessinsider.com/uk-age-verification-porn-filter-ashley-madison-style-hacks-campaigners-2017-7

reminder

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11209234/Immigration-from-outside-Europe-cost-120-billion.html

Immigrants who came to live in Britain from outside Europe cost the public purse nearly £120 billion over 17 years, a new report has shown.

love red ice

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anime

>>77278362
RIP Janny "as the red mist descends my nut ends" McQuickDraw

any bent man in

just marathoned the new episode of GoT lads, did I like it?

/west sussex/

>>77278371
>they cant
why not

>>77278362
maybe people just aren't reporting them

>the royal kids have brown eyes

hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahhahahahahha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahaah

>>77278304
Wasn't one of the Nazi poster children Jewish?

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I get around in my BMW Z4 and drive down beautiful country lanes in perfect solitude, air con gently blowing in my face, cushioned on leather seats, listening to my own music, going at my own pace. Bliss.

Londoners get around in pic related, packed like curried sardines next to Rasheed with a vial of acid in his hand and Jamal with a knife in his, grime music and the Islamic call to prayer blasting in my ear, the whole place reeking of curry and sweat, then off onto an even more packed and even more smelly bus.

Makes you think!

>>77278407
don't care

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find a flaw
>protip: you can't

>>77278416
South Bristol

>>77278371
>they cant, and even if they tried, they'd never be able to enforce it
you're very dumb

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Britain is doomed. There is no hope. Our culture will be extinguished and our history suppressed. Everything we hold dear, like freedom and order, will soon be no more.

but le keep calm carry on XD *sips tea*

>>77278459
monstrous feet

>>77278459
no willy desu

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I believe that with the advent of acid, we discovered a new way to think, and it has to do with piecing together new thoughts in your mind. Why is it that people think it's so evil? What is it about it that scares people so deeply, even the guy that invented it, what is it? Because they're afraid that there's more to reality than they have ever confronted. That there are doors that they're afraid to go in, and they don't want us to go in there either, because if we go in we might learn something that they don't know. And that makes us a little out of their control.

rewatching fonejacker

forgot how genuinely hilarious it was, can't believe it's like 10 years old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkIPKZOPSb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9biM_ZfIdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjXgqn-nEfc

>>77278479
anti-semite

>>77278459
ohhh.. so THAT is what a 10/10 face looks like

>>77278501
fuck off deano

>>77278501
D E A N O

>>77278475
no, you are

>>77278459
too skinny, no tits, disgusting outie belly button

>>77278479

Literally reading this now, it's very good

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/16/britain-africa-will-prosper-together-ditch-eus-economic-colonialism/

BY TOM HANNAN AKA BREXIT EXTRODINARY LOL AT FUCKING RACISTS VOTING TO LEAVE THE EU JFL AT YOUR FUCKING STUPID STUPIDITY

Gimmick idea: "/brit/ poker," in which players post a letter and a number in the Options field, the letter being the round they're entering their post into, and the number being the amount they are betting on their "hand." The last 5 numbers of a post number are the "hand," and ONLY the first 5 people to enter a round (by posting the round's letter) are the players. The winner is the player with the best hand (rated by poker card number rules) that placed a bet that didn't "fold," ie. is less than 5 away from the last number of the post number of the last player to join the hand. If your bet number is 5 or more away from the last number of the last player to join the round (by putting the round number in the Options field), then you "fold" and are out of the round.

So for example, this post is the first to join round A, and my bet is 5...

>>77278515
>>77278524

never understood this meme, i think i was away from /brit/

>>77278530
no, you are for thinking that everything will somehow be alright
you're a cuckold and you should fuck off

>>77278479
>turkey
shan't be giving that a secondary glance

>>77278501
this would literally not be allowed on TV nowadays

>>77278568
im gona fuck up your game by pretending to be the players

Watching generation iron 2

>>77278459
not even going to bother with body but

1. poor eyebrows
2. weak orbital rings
3. small upper lip/clear overbite
4. pointy narrow chin
5. narrow jaw
7. long nose/midface

>>77278568
nah sounds fucking shite mate

>>77278585
just proving you're mentally ill and have a limited vocabulary like every other /pol/ mouth-breather

>>77278568
So I guess my A5 goes in the Name field, not the Options field haha.

FML

>>77278577
deano = average lower middle class lad-type, lives in essex

>>77278549
Daniel Hannan is a literally who MEP and doesn't even hold an actual parliamentary seat, let alone a cabinet position. He has almost no sway whatsoever with the government.

>>77278577
obviously too busy enjoying your barratt new build and driving around in your rented audi

>>77278618
Don't play then.

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>not even going to bother with body but

>1. poor eyebrows
>2. weak orbital rings
>3. small upper lip/clear overbite
>4. pointy narrow chin
>5. narrow jaw
>7. long nose/midface

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the gf just sent me this

>>77278568
too stupid to follow this

Playing my /brit/ poker game by myself and nobody can stop me.

>>77278639
aka a seminal brexiter and farage's right hand man

>>77278590
turkey contains europe's most glorious city

I like to think every /brit/ poster is a tranny

British bake off paki is on BBC one again lads, this time in her own show

>>77278663
i never said i'm better looking you retard, guess not allowed to comment on books bc not a writer or football bc not a pro player, fuck off you nob

>>77278668
fat cunt

>>77278672
Put an "A" in the Name field of a post, followed by by a number from 0-9, and you'll join round "A." There are 3 players in round A already (all me).

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love Jez
love frongers
love pints

HATE the European union, simple as

>>77278624
>mentally ill
no I'm not
>/pol/ mouth-breather
ah no, I don't browse /pol/

silly anon

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>>77278724

>>77278698
both of htem have such atrocious hair and faces

>>77278739
we're done here. don't reply to me again imbecile

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Please could you stop the noise
I'm trying to get some rest
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
What's that?
What's that?
When I am king, you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all
What's that?
What's that?

gay of thrones

went into my bent colleague's house today and the memes are true, it was absolutely beautiful inside, so well decorated and designed

also met his boyfriend and I wouldn't have guessed he was bent, he was 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

anyone want to talk about the new GOT
high points (without spoilers)

1. sophie turner's deep man voice
2. ed sheeran singing literal campfire songs
3. the hound's seasoned banter with bald-o
4. sam's way-too-hot gf: how is she still with him??
5. will we see more of ethnic language girl's boobies this season?

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my gf

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>we're done here. don't reply to me again imbecile

game of bent

>>77278678
>a seminal brexiter
Meaningless.
>farage's right hand man
Another MEP without a parliamentary seat.

>>77278784
>still no videos since this morning

>>77278818
FONT

test

>>77278783
quintessential 'dit band

reckon i'm in the top 0.1% of /brit/ posters intelligence wise, there's perhaps one or two lads with interesting PhDs from good unis who are 'academically' smarter

>>77278822
wouldn't mind a gf like this

with the tits and stuff

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Lads, are your politicians taking this Brexit thing seriously?

>>77278770
ahhh yes the idiot is angry and upset because I called him a cuckold for thinking that everything will be okay in the end

IMAGINE not caring about your personal freedoms whatsoever
IMAGINE letting the government do what they want because "hurr durr it doesn't affect me"

would you kindly kill yourself

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You arrive in Serbia

>>77278625
>>77278677
>>77278731
These posts, and this one, are in round A of the first game of /brit/ poker. One more player and we'll know who won (4/5 chance it's me because I did 4/5 posts)

>>77278875
creasing at eu propaganda

>>77278875
love em

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>>77278873
yeah I wouldn't mind either

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>ahhh yes the idiot is angry and upset because I called him a cuckold for thinking that everything will be okay in the end
>IMAGINE not caring about your personal freedoms whatsoever
>IMAGINE letting the government do what they want because "hurr durr it doesn't affect me"
>would you kindly kill yourself

>>77278549
This guys posts stock photos of the countryside on twitter and pretends hes on countryside walks

imagine being such a braindead /pol/drone that you go around calling people "cuckold" unironically

shall NOT be watching the new dr who, just can't suspend my disbelief enough: there is no way a man could turn into a woman

>>77278536
>too skinny,
lol

>>77278875
They've been forced to negotiate for something they voted against on behalf of the plebs whom they despise

>>77278905
i withdraw sorry cant play rn

>>77278886
wow there road signs look just like ours

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Good to see you writing for Mashable

>>77278698

Steve Buscemi tier ugly eyes

reality has an italian bias get over it phags

>>77278881
"muh evil gubment stealing muh internet freedumbs! y-you're a cuck"

save me the fake outrage you pathetic faggot. what are you doing about it, other than crying on an internet imageboard? oh right, fuck all.

considering there's been no concrete plans to ban VPNs, and even if they tried, it would be met with mass outrage, you're clearly fucking delusional and not living in reality.

M E N T A L L Y I L L

>>77278459
looks like a girl i know

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hmmm yes personality is so important

https://youtu.be/KdFzMLZAXEM

We don't live in Britain. The country of Britain died many many years ago, along with its history and culture.

We now live in the Multicultural© Caliphate of Bongistan™

>>77278997
fuck off ginger

>>77278940
it's a matter of taste of course my lad, but I shall bid you good day and hope that you do indeed enjoy your... your.... bony... ah no.... skeletal.. ahh noo..... "thin" "women".... aha, yes...
*doffs my hat and twirls it magnificently before returning it to my head and walking off, spinning my cane in a most arch manner*

>>77279029
I shall not

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>losing an argument
>call him a faggot beta cuck and close the tab
never lost an argument lads

outside smells like egg

>>77278997
I watched an italian porn film last night, they used fake dicks

>>77278939
hmm. what if the doctor turned into a futa

>shitposting in a thread that has less than 200 posts
>153 of the posts are giving me (You)s
This is too easy.

Aussies will be waking up in a couple of hours and the thread will get significantly better

>>77278998

99% of normies have no idea what a VPN is, the mail would portray a VPN as something only used by criminals and hackers, so no there would not be mass outrage

>>77279059
Tell me your secret.

how many of you lads actually have qualifications beyond A-levels? not convinced many of you do.

>>77278949
Nah, you played by putting the letter and number in the name field. Good lad.

Players:
>>77278625
>>77278677
>>77278731
>>77278905
>>77278949
Last number of the last player's post number is 9, so >>7728731 "folds" (is out). Winner is >>77278677 (me).

Gooood morning madam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUanpGJRsvk

this man has a screw loose

>>77278998
you never explained why the tories wouldn't be able to ban tor

>>77279070
the EU seized our dicks

>>77279107
t. 2:2 in sports psychology from southampton solent

>>77279107

Masters degree here

Everyone has at least a degree these days

>>77279107
graduated with a 2:1 last year

done fuck all with it, and pulled pints at a bar for a whole year

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>>77279107

>>77279107
masters degree got it like 5 years ago not had a job since LOL

>>77279107
got 2 degrees

>>77279139
haha got me

no not really got a masters in engineering from a rustlers me

>>77279145
this is what a norman would think but this general proves otherwise

>>77279116

being punched in the head for a living will do that

>>77279162
dont care

>>77278998
>what are you doing about it, other than crying on an internet imageboard? oh right, fuck all.
wrong again
stop making assumptions about other people, you're really shit at it

I've already written to my MP about it

>considering there's been no concrete plans to ban VPNs, and even if they tried, it would be met with mass outrage, you're clearly fucking delusional and not living in reality.
no you're the delusional one here
normies don't know what VPNs are
all it takes is the media to say that VPNs are used by nonces or something and the normies will be against that sort of thing
there's literally nothing stopping the tories turning around and banning vpns tomorrow

>>77279107
i can do some passable bird calls

>>77279089
the irony is the daily mail would be blocked because they post and glamourise half-naked celebrities

>>77279107
this is a student (as in university) general you gutter runt

>>77279162
excellent post

>>77279116
boxing gives you brain damage my mum always said theyre all fucked in the head

>>77279196
THE DAILY MAIL

ITT: battymen

>>77279187
you're creating fictitious scenarios to prove your point. your argument has no basis in reality. fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6OZVPIQkQU

always enjoy watching pjw's videos 2bh

>>77279107
no

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>Tony Blair: I was wrong - Corbyn could be PM

mum made me wash the vibrator again

>>77279242
essential rorke viewing

got 2 friends i see regularly and i dont even like them that much

not sure what to do really

>>77279107
should have added a qualifier

how many of you lads actually have useful qualifications beyond A-levels? not convinced many of you do. anything below a hard science from a rustlers doesn't count of course. things like economics are passably useful, barely.

>>77279237
not an argument

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you arrive in pre-gentrification hackney

>>77279242
all this faggot cares about is faggots

>>77279242
skip to 42 seconds

>tfw too smart for sports

>>77279264
so could I

>>77279107
have one of these
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Certificate_of_Higher_Education
(dropped out of uni in the second year)

>>77279294
*only fools and horses theme starts*

>>77279279
masters in garden care from Bradford

>>77279274
got 0 friends i see regularly and whenever i do get to see someone (because I beg them to come to a club with me so I don't have to go out alone AGAIN), it's usually pretty boring unless i'm drunk out of my head

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>I've already written to my MP about it

>>77279336
beautiful

>>77279343
we should be mates then

>>77279112
Wrong, the last number is 9, and the bets were (in order):
5
0
3
7
3
No number is 5 or more away from any other number in the 0-9 circle (...1234567890123456789...) so the rules must be changed: 2+ away from the last number of the last players post = Fold. Same player wins.

Trying again. I'm determined to enjoy this.

>>77278973
except they're in serbian you utter tard

>>77279242
>tfw too smart for pjw's pseudoconservative drivel
how I wish I could enjoy his simple speeches like you do

>>77279335
ah good my australian "free range" runts have survived another night

>>77279372
london?

>>77279396
yeah but they look just like ours

how does mortgaging work? can you mortgage anything on the market?

>>77279398
might post this in /ita/

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>the US census lets pakis call themselves "white"

>>77279398
£2.50 for 2 samies is a good deal

Getting the daily dose of Lauren Southern and Stefan Molyneux lads

>>77279398
I'd buy that if it was on special offer.

>>77279411
yeah but they don't because they're in serbian u spastic

>>77279410
nah, about an hour west

guess im doomed

Tesco delivery in 10 lads.

The yanks outside are now shouting quotes from Skyrim

Please someone get rid of this cancer

>>77279434
we do not have a significant paki population

>>77279418
yeah how about you mortgage this hole *spreads*

>>77279471
>not ocado

povvo

Just found out that pressing enter while the cursor is in the Name field posts the post. Give it a go (and do a B# to play in round B of /brit/ poker).

person who posts the largest number wins

9147325777993224566778

>>77279418
obviously deano isn't going to get given a mortgage for a £20m mansion on his assistant manager salary, the lender is taking a risk by giving you money for a mortgage so they'll only do it if the level of risk is acceptable to them

>>77279473
just run out at them and yell "never should've come here"
they'll understand

>>77279411
look at Hong Kong

all their road signs and markings and stuff are british cos they were an ex-colony

>>77279510
Alri Tim

>>77278444
Londoners aren't even human

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did anyone try these while they were in shops?

>>77279532
bullshit

>>77279517
infinity :^)

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>>77279486
>he doesn't even know how many pakis there actually are because they're l i t e r a l l y american white

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>>77279584
replying to myself

>>77279559
yeh

>>77279572
not a number, sucks to be you mate

I'm not subscribed to a single female on YouTube and I'm subscribed to only one black guy.

girl at work asked what i did at the weekend so i told her about my acid trip on the friday night and how my ego split in half and i transmitted messages from the past on the quantum entanglement matrix, saw my own death, that my DNA tried to escape my body, and that i yet again saw the brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns, the superhuman god like beings in the 10th dimension. all she really said was that i was freaking her out and should see a psychiatrist.

this is the same girl who gave me a lift home and i told her i'd been drinking cans in a churchyard near work at lunchtime

>>77279242
The muslims are right on this one.

>>77279572
infinity + 1

gas the rich

>>77279401
they're enjoyable once you don't take him and the shit he says seriously. he's just some shithead sperging on the internet. I don't expect to be converted or have my world view turned on its head by his stupid accent and OTT bluster

>>77279524
Yeah and then bash one of them in the face with a shield. They'll understand.

>>77279629
class war now

>>77279603
girls can't truly understand psychedelic drugs

>>77279573
keep posting redditfaces and ignoring your own situation

>>77279572
>>77279621
Not numbers
I win (>>77279582)

I hate happy enthusiastic people. Cunts

>>77279632
desu I respect him in lots of ways, he found a way to become an important influencer despite his lack of talent, original thoughts and most of all despite his terrible persona

>>77279434

most american muslims are arabs which are preferable to our pakis

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>hey i know, let's promote peace, love, understanding and tolerance by importing millions of poor uneducated people from ultra-religious, ultra-conservative, ultra-homophobic, ultra-intolerant, ultra-sexist and quasi-fascist countries.

>what could possibly go wrong?

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>>77279657
your constitution will save you

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>>77278459

Okay, guess I'm playing round B by myself...

>>77279107
MSc from imperial, in a mediocre job in an unrelated sector now

wew.

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>The castle isn't the best place to find a lover so the tavern is where I go

>>77279706
do you not like a challenge?

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>>77279603
ah yes

>>77279712
delete this pic of my gf

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Do escorts change the bedsheets after every client?

Where do they store all the cash they accumulate during a busy day? Are they paranoid about being robbed? Do they have a big black lad in the next room who jumps out and rips your cock off if they shout the code word for danger?

The Italian holiday is going a lot better know that I know where all the bars and restaurants are.

Somehow managed to sunburn my feet in a day though which is odd.

>>77279657
yours is worse though, thats enough to salve our egos

>>77279775
>his escort doesn't have a card machine

>>77279755

Literally all me

nowt wrong with sitting in the park and drinking alone

business idea: end posts with 'me'

e.g.

proper hate benders me

>>77279798
i know it is "worse" but i don't care. every western country needs to put an end to it

>>77279775
Don't you pay online?

>>77279795
where are you lad? maybe I can give some pointers

>>77279747
literally cringed during that whole scene. at least they didn't give him any actual proper dialogue

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>this lass looks at you like this

what do you do lads?

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>>77279799
>giving your card details to a literal prostitute

>>77279849
Viareggio.

I found the train station again so I might spend a day or two in Florence or Pisa as well.

GoT the noo

>>77279657
i don't have a reaction face to express the decibel ceiling my screeching has reached on learning how the americans classify pakis
cannot stop laughing

the bradleyspammer is here

Ah yes. Yanks know what is best for the "west". What exactly even is that anyway. Literally imaginary borders

>>77279389 (3)
>>77279449 (7)
>>77279471 (1)
>>77279515 (1)
>>77279716 (8)

Last number was 6, so game is 79449 vs 79716...

79716 = Pair of 7s
79449 = TWO PAIR (4s + 9s)
>>77279449 WINS ROUND B

>>77279582
10^10^10^10^10

>>77279902
>bradleyspammer

His name's Craig (pronounced kreg). Don't be rude

>>77279775
A lot of escorts do it in a hotel room for security / privacy reasons. Also means they don't personally need to clean up some disgusting fat prick's mess afterwards.

>>77279840
no it's worse without quote marks, far far worse. Europe can be saved but America is beyond saving.

>>77279857
offer her a toothpick

>>77279855
>>77279747
>my sacred tee-vee
>not celebrities on MUH shitty normie tripe!!

fuck off you utter fucking cretins

"murdered for being different". What could this be about? The war against infidels by Islam? The troubles?

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>Ah yes. Yanks know what is best for the "west". What exactly even is that anyway. Literally imaginary borders

>>77279845

no
they work cash in hand and only declare half their income (lol....income....in cum)

>>77279139
Alri Deano

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I'm here lads

>>77279775
A M Y
M
Y

>>77279808
nowt

>>77279878
Never been there unfortunately, but Bologna is quite close and it's totally worth it imo

>>77279948
love goth
hate chavs

simple as

>>77279775
>Do escorts change the bedsheets after every client?
a good one will
>Where do they store all the cash they accumulate during a busy day?
a secret place
>Are they paranoid about being robbed?
they're more paranoid about creepy people stalking them or hurting them
>Do they have a big black lad in the next room who jumps out and rips your cock off if they shout the code word for danger?
usually their pimp/bf

the UK is a nation of immigrants

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>>77279969

shall be watching Channel 4 at 10. counting down the minutes

some immigration is okay
I just think that clown car style immigration is just silly, bad for the environment and unsustainable

>>77279927
don't think so. as far as i know germany, france, sweden, and UK's young populations are almost as foreign as ours

>>77279913
So it turns out this is actually fun as fuck, but the number/betting system is off-puttingly complex for the simple /brit/s so I'll take that out.

This time, lads just post the letter C in the name field to play. First five posts with "C" in the name field are the players. Best hand (last 5 digits of post number, regarded as poker hand) wins.

>>77280055
me 2 lad shall we get a thread up on /tv/?

whats the best thread on /gif/ right now

ah yes spider landed on me in the toilet

shant ever be going back in there again

>>77280079
bbw thread obviously

>>77280066
hello racist fucking twat

Going to fire up minecraft again and give it another shot

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

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>So it turns out this is actually fun as fuck, but the number/betting system is off-puttingly complex for the simple /brit/s so I'll take that out.
>This time, lads just post the letter C in the name field to play. First five posts with "C" in the name field are the players. Best hand (last 5 digits of post number, regarded as poker hand) wins.

>>77280079
ygyl

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WHERE IS NONCEPOSTER?!!!? REEEEEEEE!!!

>>77280127
you cant shoot a game, dumb yank

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>howdy my fellow patriotic american dudes, let's go out to watch the game and have some buffalo wings and drink from red cups

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That's it!
You people have stood in my way long enough!
I'm going to clown college!

>>77280127
Have a game of /brit/ poker first. Just put C in your name field and you'll be the third player (I'm player 1 and 2 lol).

>>77280159
Americans can shoot anything

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>>77280134
great haha.. gonna make this girl I know my gf any day now... yeah it's been a great success

enemas

>>77278549
>Premium article
>can still read all of it

>>77280067
Assuming current trends will continue,
America is going to be a post-white country in 2050
Britain in 2070
France and Germany some time between then

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Why are violence genes so prevalent in SE/Essex communities?

>>77280217
what's wrong with you?

>>77280231
french genetics

>>77280180
about as intriguing as the outcome of a dice roll you boring cunt, especially when you're the only player

>>77280134
>still lagging behind on /GF2007/

>>77280221
>Assuming current trends will continue,
hehe

>>77280217
twat

>>77279116
tends to happen when you make a career of being punched in the face

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>>77280270

>try to access piratebay proxy
>get a virus

ah yes, perfect

how do normrunts pirate nowadays??

>>77280134
my /gf2016/ dumped me, now i'm a late entry into /gf2017/ and it is NOT going well, surely i deserve some sort of handicap for starting 7 months late

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So what the FUCK is Europe going to do about it?

DO SOMETHING!

We Americans did.

ALL immigration is down in the USA, Europe MUST do the same.

You ever had a burger king burger recently? They are absolutely spot on. Fucking gigantic burgers with multiple layers; puts McDonalds to shame.

A meal costs like 6 or 7 quid though.